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YEAH first “reply”
Yeah, that was “cool”.
*woot*
looks like days old jizz
Lucky it was his laptop not his crotchtop.
Umm…actually…
how does it feel in that nest? ^_^ hehe
FIRTS!
Ehm, no?
let him live in his dreamworld…
nah, its more like a turd, or a fart.
Fail spelling, an fail timing
*and
idiot.
L0l u iz funy he sed firts l0l
someone 4got that a candel melts!! ;D
Sounds like you’re familiar with that…
um…obviuosly hes familliar with the fact that a candle melts, because…ITS COMMON SENSE!!!!!
Darn… Should have read the warning labor on the candle….
Labor can be very dangerous.
it may be art in progress
I was that guy with my iMac once, did manage to get rid of it though :$
wtf is a :$ ? \= |
i like how the CANDLE leaks over, but there’s a fork next to his computer, indicating he was eating next to it earlier?
I like how everyone that uses “his” assumes that something so stupid can only be done by a man =D
true…women are usually teh ones with candles
Notice the incense and the beer bottle. I “assume” it’s a dude and he was stoned, he got something to eat and then forgot what he was in the kitchen for and woke up on the laundry room floor with linoleum marks on his face and a need for a new computer.
N00B
maybe when he watched porn and ejaculated it smelled bad to he had to light a candle
why the hell is there no plate then? he just ate with a fork? :O
maybe he was trying to get the wax off with the fork
He wax off with a fork?!?! Ouch! Epic fail!
i wax off wit ur hair
LOL GOOD ON E!
its ok, its only Microsoft….they deserved it!
Who cares – it’s a Dell…
Somehow i don’t think this is covered by the warranty.
This is my ex-girlfriend’s computer! I actually picked the candlewax off myself… CRAZY to see this on failblog!
When I first looked at this I thought Boggy had sneezed all over his laptop.
Sneezed or … ?
You don’t want to know.
I find it’s good for the touch pad.
I not do that doCAN I JACK OFF IN YOUR MOUTH?
LOLOL yes plz
Taking care of your stuff fail
Candle’s fine. It’s more of a placement fail.
Nope….definitely a candle fail…it shouldn’t have overflowed…
Hmmm…perhaps they were trying to preserve the laptop for future generations…or perhaps they were just drunk of their asses (see bottle).
‘off’ their asses
…I fail myself.
Drinking of the ass…hmmm. You know, that’s as expensive as a colonic irrigation gets.
It probably has a distinct potato flavour.
*tastes*
Yup.
(Oh, good morning!)
I thought I’d leave the tasting to you.
(Morning)
Enough with the red meat for dinner already!
(Hope you’re soundly chocolated!)
Oops, that was a bit much first up
*roffles*
There’s more at steak than your meat and 2 veg.
(Nope, I’ve allocated out my egg parts. Chocolate goes straight to my rump.)
Oh, did it fillet?
No, I had tenderloins!
I hope they were well marinaded!
(okay now there’s no typo in my email!)
You’re not feeling yourself?
Well, I am right now
If you need any help with the clean up, C Konopacky might have some ideas. He had himself a melt down recently too.
LOL this happened to me once with my 360 controller
Awwww….poor you. How long were you without internet?
thats what she said
I’d say it’s a candle win and a laptop placement fail.
Agreed. No need to blame the innocent candle.
Uhm… the wax is supposed to burn up – not melt all over the place. Cheap candles have other crap in them so they don’t burn up properly.
Definitely candle fail.
dude, even pure beeswax candles leave wax. that’s why they’ve been used
for centuries for lighting, because you can collect the wax, re melt it, and re-dip
the candles. it’s one way orthodox churches raise money, from the candles people
light in front of the icons. the collect the wax, and make new candles.
this is so totally possible, I would have loved to be the one that got this call to tech support!
and what about the fuse(or whatever the hell the string that is lit is called)?
ohhh who’s gonna pay for that computer?
A troll.
are you volunteering?
Obviously not.
You?
Obliviously hot.
You?
Sheepishly caught.
Ewe?
Needlessly sought.
Who?
Needle and top.
Boo?
Weedling cot.
Lou?
Smoking some pot.
Moo?
Who woulda thought.
Two?
Choking a lot.
Shoe?
Do?
Sum up the plot.
Burning a yacht.
Through?
Hoe king of Scott.
Sue?
Like it or not.
Poo?
HAHA i just ruined ur little game.
Fail alot.
You?
*gasp* LITTLE GAME? It is more than just a “little” game. It is tradition here on failblog (dot org!) to build on what other people say and to twist it in every way possible! So don’t call it a “little game,” you blasphemer!
…Croaking and shot.
Chew?
laughing a lot.
que?
What computer? I only see a PC.
A PC is a type of computer, you dolt.
he was saying that PCs are below the level of a computer. It was what we humans call a “Joke”, you dolt.
Nothing Ubuntu can’t fix.
why not jesus?
As opposed to a big Mac that got Fried?
GO LINUX
(no pun intended)
I do it with Ubuntu.
Linux is not an operating system.
well, if he’s go tthe kick ass warranty, Dell will. Complete care covers anything except intentional damage to the pc and theft. but you have to fight them if their machine catches fire to get tehm to cover it
Ask dell for a new keyboard, screen, cover, case, hardrive, drivers, installation disk, processors… etc…. there you go, new computer.
Ghostbusters!
FIRST
LOLHAI IM FIRST
I see the trolls speak Lolcat, now.
Nope, you’re not. And lolspeak sucks.
*fantasises about making an innuendo sortie into lolcat territory*
But seriously, I couldn’t bring myself to shatter that cutsie domain.
I believe there’s a link to ICHC at the top of the page, go speak your lolspeak there.
Might have to cure them of that delusion fir … oh, never mind.
Better to light one candle than to… well, not always, I guess.
I agree. This person could have gotten away a lot cheaper cursing the darkness. Damn darkness. Damn candle.
= Damn age.
= damn mexicans.
The fail is in the fork: a spoon would be the right tool to eat that stuff.
Some pigs have been known to forego utensils entirely.
Those pigs had to develop a strong and flexible tongue.
Part 2 of the interview should identify candidates with strong oral skills.
Oh, I can speak in two different languages (one of them not very well)… do you think I would qualify for Part 3 of the interview process?
Just between you and me, I think the interview is just a formality. I would say the job is yours, if you want it. Have you thought about your job title?
Title and salary are not very important for me; I want that job because of the great benefits and brilliant career path it offers.
You can definitely build a future with that company. Are you willing to relocate?
That sounds like an interesting possibility. Do you think partnership is an option?
You are absolutely partner material. If that is the position you aspire to, you should definitely ask your interviewer about it.
I will ask about this position on the interview… after trying other positions with the interviewer.
It’s important to stay flexible, and to be on top of things.
Geez, you two – get a room!
And a camera.
*peers at the egg wrappers*
Dude, what was in those?
There is no spoon.
Matrix WIN!
warcraft 3 reference WIN!
oblivion hax win
That candle looks old.
*shrugs*…but damn it was a goer.
There’s a fork next to it…are they gonna eat their way through it??
I think s/he was eating, drooling and then the drool dried. Future archeologist will be happy to discover that.
Fork win !
Forkwit !
forkspin
Burn?
Corn?
Pop?
Goes?
The?
Universe?
Sounds like big bang theory.
Why do you always have to break all our damn combos?
I didn’t realise I had!
Who are you? Which combos are yours?
Yeah, should have burned a CD instead.
Or the midnight oil…
Or the afternoon troll…
Or seven inches from the midday sun.
There’s a place for us sittin’ here waiting for the sun.
There’s a place for us,
A time and place for us.
Hold my hand and we’re halfway there. ♫
♪ I can see your face there in my hands, my love.
♪ I’ve just seen a face,
I can’t forget the time or place
Where we just met…
Here’s something that you never gonna forget,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet… ♫
♫ As the boats that brought us over
Are slowly sinking off the shore
And we ain’t seen nothing yet.
-Tracy Chapman
♪ Deep down in her heart she’s willing to bet,
Oh but she ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
~Martina McBride
♪ Gee, but it’s hard to love someone
when that someone don’t love you!
I’m so disgusted, heart-broken, too.
I’ve got those down-hearted blues.
-Bessie Smith
(Can we cheer this up, or does it just get sadder?)
♪ Romeo love Juliet,
Juliet she felt the same.
When he put his arms around her,
He said Julie baby your my flame.
(Up)
… When you reach out for me
Yeah, and the feelin is bright,
Then I get night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it. ♪
(Up, but… sorry anyway)
♪ Oh, what a night
You know I didn’t even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night.
(Up, but…hehe)
Oh yes it’s ladies night
And the feeling’s right
Oh yes it’s ladies night
Oh what a night
(Not even gonna put a musical note on it!)
(…just like you did last night)
You’ve Got Me Steaming At 100 Degrees,
Each time I see you, I grow weak in the knees.
You seek me under, you bring me under,
With words that say, with words that say… ♫
~Radiators (Double note!)
err…that first line’s part of the song…just saying!
♫ You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
Walking on a dream,
How can I explain.
Talking to myself,
Will I see again.
We are always running for the thrill of it thrill of it… ♫
What? No one warned me it was kareoke night! I’m not prepared!
Y-M-C-A! ♫
♫ Detachable penis
Velcro Fly?
It’s the aftermath of what happens when the user uses it to look at naughty pictures on the interweb.
Oooh, scandalous.
gay porn fail
^Dirty mind win.
♪ MacArthur’s PC’s melting in the dark… ♪
♪All the sweet puke-colored wax flowing down♪
♪Someone let a candle burn all night♪
♪And I think I’ve failed greatly♪
♪Haven’t backed up data lately♪
♪And I’ll never have those porno vids againnnnnnnnn♪
♪Oh nooooooooooooooooo♪
Who actually has beer, a fork and a candle in front of their computer?
“In front of” would have been fine…
Wait, what.
“in front of their computer?”
I think he/she is just commenting on the fact that your prepositional phrase is not really correct, and that if it were… there wouldn’t have been an issue because the candle wouldn’t be above the computer. i think?
wait, you dont? Those are essential computing devices!
given the fork on the left, buba thinks the man is using his laptop as a plate. Moreover, he must be waxovorous.
Dude, you’re getting a Dell!
Meh…I’ve had a couple of Latitudes in the past and they’ve been great. Thinkpads though…ehck!
Are you waxing nostalgic about a computer?
Wicking out some recollections.
Believe it or not, candle wax is rocket science! (click)
That’s propelled my knowledge to new heights!
Well, I figured you might need a booster on a Monday morning.
Nice. It’s too early for a solid state thruster.
Sorry, I can’t think of anything for a re-entry into this thread.
Meh, I’m burnin’ up too.
There goes it….
FIVE-HUNDRAD DOLLA’S GONE!
that is a gg
Grunting geriatric?
Gynaecological Gyrations?
graphics gallery?
They’res jus no explaining that.
it’s a good thing the speakers and cd were ok.
Don’t forget the fork!
Those speakers & the CD look useless…
but that fork its a marvelous thing.
The fork IS a marvelous thing; except there is no fork.
*The Matrix implodes*
Oh, now THAT’S gonna hurt.
Ok seriously, how did you arrive at that spelling?
a dictionary exploded and he picked up pieces of a couple words.
I think someone was watching 2-girls-1-cup. Some people can experience violent heaving as a result.
the candle just happens to be there
…or is it?
oooo-weee-oooo!!
Ooo, DrWho theme.
Hurrah! Another Doctor Who fan. That was exactly what I thought when I saw Giant Robot’s comment
Should be easy to clean up.
i think it should be CANDLE WIN
Laptop’s old anyway, I think this is just an excuse to get a new one. Any excuse is good to get new technology.
It may not be that old … definitely stuffed, but not definitely old.
I mean, I had a computer that looked ancient, but the hardware was pretty up-to-date.
Mind you, that was in 1998.
…Hahaha. XD Poor man.
Sorry guys, haven’t been on Fail Blog for a few days.
You see, I’ve just had some trouble with my laptop…
Did you at least get a chance to finish eating?
Actually, no!
You see, my candle went out, and I couldn’t find my fork.
And now the nun can’t find her habbit.
And now the nan can’t find her hobbit
And the den can’t find a rabbit …
(I don’t even know what I’m saying any more, time for bed UGH)
Wait it’s a PC….umm…WIN!
Should’ve gotten a mac. They’re so much more resistant to melting candles.
A mac probably would have moved itself out of the way using avoidcandle.app or some other such brilliance.
Pretty sure that can be fixed. It’ll be a pain to get all of the keys out of the wax though…
Probably cheaper just to buy a new candle.
They could change the keys, of course, but I wouldn’t go above a G#/Ab.
I would recommend putting it into an oven, and reheat…
more like candle win, computer fail
Ho-ho-ho
You’re a bit late for Christmas, aren’t you?
…That means right on time for anal!
Real reason for Amazon.com computer glitch?
People who melted a candle on this computer also melted a candle on…
This pic is old, you can find it in the old postings. Stop recycling old pictures. I’ve submitted many new ones that have not even been posted, yet you are recycling old pictures?
“An eye for an eye makes the whole blog blind.”
~Ghandi, if he was still around.
Cripes! They’ve pissed off Ghandi!
Wow. So it’s as bad as the British occupation of India?
“You must be the fail you want to see in the world.”
Well, it was a Dell (and an older one at that), so kinda win?
SUCH a pain to get wax off the screen, i’ve been there.
OWNED
i wonder how they uploaded the pic…
This is why PCs have no candle jack.
Eh….looks like the laptop was pretty out of date anyway.
The computer probably still works. Might even be waterproofed now.
Except he can’t type. Erm … don’t think he’s better off somehow.
I agree with thatcollegedood (and other people who made the same argument but whose comments I skipped to get down to the bottom so I could write my own comment). It looks like a really old laptop. My friend offered me to borrow a laptop that was the same model as that. I turned it down because it had less computing power than a Commodore 64 with a flaming pick-axe through it. So it could easily have been rigged as a publicity stunt.
hey now…back in the day my commodore kicked some serious XOR lol
Nobody will see the you when your webcam’s up on that shelf. What a fail.
it would appear to be angled at a different trajectory. nobody can see a homemade porn with candle lighting…what a fail indeed
put the laptop in the freezer.
Good call!
Pain… I am in physical pain.
candle win obviously
Wax on, wax off…
cande win more like
at least it wasn’t a mac…
Of course it wasn’t a mac.
Nothing runs on a mac, even wax won’t run on it.
(This posted from my mac, joke ppl, not start of religious mac vs pc war)
that SUCKS!!!
How it looks after I watch some pr0n.
Don’t worry, it’ll peel right off.
2000 rater dicks
maybe it’s more of an exorcism fail
Actually – if that would be refrigerated/cooled well, it should pop off pretty cleanly. And it would pull a lot of crap out of the keyboard in the process.
I’ve heard of an electronic kindle, but not an electronic candle…which apparently this person was trying to accomplish.
TUBGIRL IN 3-D
That computer got waxed on but not off.
Imagine though how shiny it will be once they finish!
I think he thought he could make a wax mold of his computer, then make thousands of dollars by selling new computers cast in that mold.
I think I thought I saw him try.
That’s him in the corner…
THAT STUFF IS NOT WAX!
All PC’s = fail.
Agreed.
Also, CD protection phail.
OMG… that one hurts!
that can’t be a positive…
wow that could be an fml.
feng shui fail
ew,… look at that candle left-over,.. look like shit..
If that happen to my macbook pro,.. i definitely going to die.. Waaaa
NO WAI!
Candle WIN!
After all, its only a Dell.
Latitude.
D600.
DIE DIE DIE !!!!
Not that I have a lot of built-up HATE HATE HATE
for them….
Holy shit. That sucks. Haha.
Look at the top right! I have the same webcam!!
Good luck trying to clean that stuff off.
That laptop is a goner…
gosh. to bad it wasnt a good computer.
hahaha thats what he gets for running windows
o/~Put a candle in the Windows
Why is there a mini-birthday cake by the candle?
Why is that a fail? Now he/she doesn’t have to deal with a crappy laptop anymore!
At least since it’s a Dell, I consider it a WIN!!!!!
have fun with flat iron + blotting paper, trying to get rid of the smelt
I think the guy was having some sort of party, put a candle on the shelf with a tiny pie pan for a holder, which was most definitely a genius idea, along with a mini cake, where he was eating, left his laptop open, got drunk, and passed out while his friends took this picture.
you know some one was looking at some crazy porn
All i got to say is WOW who the heck would leave a candle on for that long without checking on it at all??? wow they wuld be that dumbbbbb
Luckly its a dell and not a mac
uumm wat is that i c that e1 is calling it candle but no offence but it looks like throw up its nasty and funny at the same time
lol
ROFL i laught of the proprietary of the computer
thats happend 2 me
This would never have happened to a Mac. No, seriously. They’re so overheated the wax would keep running… might have even burnt off.
as if we needed more proof of the evilness of candles
when i first looked at that i looked like goo.
aww that sucks
woah………. what happened to candles with the glass around it…. and i have the laptop………………………………………*checks laptop….*
hahahahahahahahahaha RoFL lol LMAO Omg hahahaha ownd!
how about… Candle WIN
he was watching porn then he cummed (lol cummed)
HI. I’M A PC AND I’M DUMB!
nest
That poor Dell Latitude D600…hope that never happens to mine…
Epic Fail
ass
1010011001001010100101010101001010010101001010101010010101010101010101010101010101
1010011001001010100101010101001010010101001010101010010101010101010101010101010101
OUCH!!!
…In THAT case, I can´t lose the feeling, candle won
Great… another site I can bookmark and never come back to
They say that candles make great mood lighting. I know that if this occurred to my computer, it would do wonders for my mood.
Did it die?
Damn, must’ve been HELL to get the stuff under the keys away..
Well that laptop is waxed and more than likely fried too.
Does anyone else notice the beer bottle? HMM.
Um, it’s a Dell. Looks like a candle win to me!
I HAV THE SME SPEAKERS!! they suck