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FIRST!!!!1111
I’m sorry but it came over me!
That doesn’t change the fact that you fail at life.
That doesn’t change the sack when you mail your wife
that doesn’t change the crack when you impale your knife
that doesn’t turn time back when you’re in strife.
she doesn’t forgive you back when you jump in her rack
Whoa, a talking penis
we exist
some of us decide to go out and explore the world
What?
Whoa, a can of beans
do you just respond to everything?
holy shit its back
I’m always with you in the middle of it all
guess that explains a lot about you and me… we’re a team,
youre just a little bit… lower.
i made made you a man
you made nothing! it is the absence of you that made woman…
too much talking.. not enough action..
hey, i need a cozy little cave to crawl into when i get sad so be glad we have women.
sure you can crawl… but man can help you thrust your way to success.
it is in the nature of man to tame his beast. It is in the nature of the beast to destroy his owner… I see your game, you talking penis, and you will not win this!
the responder has SPOKEN!!
nest your comments below me no longer! *whips out testicles*
oh but my dear boy you need me! and if you ever turn your back i’ll turn everyone against you, no one likes a man who is lacking.
sniff… i suppose you’re right, my friend.
so this has indeed been a long adventure, we have met people, conquered islands, searched far and survived everything.
So what, my dear penis friend, can we learn from our adventure? what moral can we draw from this?
as much as you might prefer being anal about things most appreciate if you take a more frontal aproach but if you can do it your own way and still erect your own path then its never a bad idea to shove it in their face and as you overflow with joy make sure they take it all in instead of spitting it back at you.
Lol.
That certainly is a mouthful of a sentence
I thought his name was “theres ponder”
He does ponder as well, he ponders on the responses
I ponder life, my friends. And special thanks to talking penis for enlightening me. Indeed he’s enlarged my… mental capacity unit. and penis.
hope to see you all on some distant fail in the future. Salutations.
The limit has been reached of nested replies
our paths shall cros again with no doubt
Please stop, for the love of God. (though I did snicker)
well at least he thinks on it instead of going off half cocked
he is a well trained and heavily experienced responder, who walked four miles in the rain every day because mother said “golf is for responders”. he paid his way through princeton by working the day shift at a graveyard and the graveyard shift at a days inn. it is his dream and desting to respond, and to respond takes skill only intense training and extensive pondering allow.
Do you know how to write a sentence?
that was one awesome morale
And as you can clearly see he has learnt from the great battle with the talking penis.In fact a few more talking penises would make the world a better place.But not talking vaginas, there would be great erections taking place.
queso
WTF?!? xD
epic thread XD
I saw crab people in a land called ” PARIS HILTON”
She doesn’t forget You back when You rub in her truck
‘rack’ doesn’t rhyme with ’strife’…
But this is the failblog, so it fits in, right? =3
you can’t eat a cat while you’re playing a fife.
you should just shut up and get a life.
HAHA NEARLY FIRST I WAS.
AHHH IM FIRST DIE!
Sigh…
The dumb…it truly hurts, doesn’t it?
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
IM THE PRO
Says the retard.
UNLV SUCKS
Holy shit it’s Tord from eddsworld.
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU’RE THE FAIL
everybody’s the fail, except me cuz i’m not Robert Jackson.
Indeed, it does. I feel little squiggles deep inside my brain whenever there are five or more of them consecutively in a FAIL.
*shudders*
MUAHAHAHAHAAH
pro, of course, counts for 3 just by himself.
*gives WN some tequila*
Better?
oooooooooooooh THANK YOU Dragon!
MUCH better, although it is rather early.
Still, all applicable law states clearly that once it’s in your hand you MUST drink it.
Bottoms up!
*sticks bum in the air*
…Wait…that’s not quite right.
Oh my!!
Works for me!
*nests Dragon below my level*
Don’t tell the Admiral!
Don’t tell me what?
I honestly have no idea.
*cheekily hides all the nuzzles*
*nuzzlegropes*
You found one!!!
I hid more. LOTS more.
Ooooh, a nuzzlehunt! How festive! I think we just invented our own holiday! Do I get to hide something, too?
*puts on headlamp and goes spelunking under the covers*
*Finds Billy Mays*
*stomps on Tordsworld*
*sets his head on fire with one *FOOOOM!!*
*boots his ashes out of the thread*
You want lesson 1? Here it is…never get between me and my Admiral when we’re playing on a thread.
Actually, I’m not interested anymore.
*Get some ashes on snack*
*Tries to eat anyway*
Blaaa, very poor taste Tord!
You misspelled ‘turd’.
Would it be more acceptable if it were, say….blended with a refreshing healthy fruit juice? *uncorks the Grey Goose, shakes up the o.j.* *contimplates the afternoon at her mother-in-laws* *adds more vodka*
*removes ‘i’ inserts ‘e’* *sneaks away*
*Offers new product, the “First and all denominations blindfold”*
Lets you ignore the stupidity of those ignorant posters.
Did you mean ignorant peasants?
*orders new product*
Turkies. Ignorant pheasants.
Use of new product will result in pleasant ignorance.
Use results in true bliss, the peaceful knowing that you are unaffected by their influence.
SOUND LIKE YODA YOU DO
ur not obama u wish u were president so evry1 wood suck u cause ur desprate
I like chickens…
Mary Kate is First to Fail
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anyone else notice the defender fail looks a bit like will smith..
actually, more like Chris Brown, but actually black.
the one in the green making the basket is jaronne maymon whos playing at marquette next year and the one not playing defense is jamil wilson whos a junior that committed to play at oregon
nobady cares.
haha the look on his face is like “Miss!! Please…nooo…”
I’m pretty sure he’s trying to protect his manicure.
I do believe you’re right
Those big basketball players can be SOOO devastating to your newly applied polish, too.
God help you if you break one of his nails. He’ll scratch your eyes right out.
It’s what caused that whole fiasco with the Pistons a while back. Ruining a fab manicure is serious business.
The question is whether or not he did a traditional french manicure, or went all out with the team colors. Team pride is important in which case it was totally worth losing the basket.
Looks more like, “don’t break my nails, I have a prom date tonight”
Har, FIRST
I got ninja’ed >< teach me for being a spammy troll
I HATE U DIE!
maybe later, I have stuff to do right now. But next time please try to use full words instead of text talk (it really does make you look stupid).
I like you ’cause you used pirate language in your first post.
wow… TROLL FIGHT!
I wonder if they have clubs.
When Tweedle Beetles battle with their paddles in a bottle,
and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…
Oodles of noodles? A cute little poodle eating oodles of noodles?
but i’m allergic to noodles.
The thing with us, is you can’t kill us unless you use acid or fire (see Monster Manual I 3.5 edition). As for weapons, I prefer to take levels of sorcerer and then pelt the guy with magic missiles. Or fire balls if I can get enough levels.
Alas, because they both have the power to regenerate, the fight will NEVER END.
And mentioned ninjas in your second.
I also enjoy that you are a somewhat learn-ed troll.
As if “FIRST!” is an intelligent comment??? Excuse me, but your lame ass hypocrisy is showing.
I don’t believe DrB said anything about an intelligent comment. The implication was that even non-brilliant pirates are still cool.
I think Fuzzi meant TROLL_bot.
Ohhh TROLL, maybe pro was saying he hates it if you die? *mutters* i hate you die
….or perhaps…*suffers minor mental collapse as a result of actual scrutiny of a trollish comment…passes out*
Oops. Nesting read fail on me.
Know what, Failblog should have an IQ test before opening, so as to allow only those with an IQ higher than 40. That way you and some other trolls won’t have access to the site.
I agree. Its painful reading most of these post.
It’s* posts*
No sh*t? Thank you spelling nazi. Please forgive me for not pressing my “s” key hard enough. I’m a bit hungover right now. Get a life.
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie… You must know by reading these post, that if you mess up, you will be subject to humiliation.
posts*
Way to lead by example, ED.
There, there, ED…I got the joke.
*squeeze!*
Thank you, Dragon. I thought I might have to accidenty my reply.
The whole thing??
Perfect timing.
Hahaha.
“Don’t let the tall man hurt me Mommy!”
LOL.
FIRST, OH HELL YAH!
This has to be the most epic fail I saw today. He didn’t miss it by one, he missed it for over 5 comments. Wow.
Well, this will be MORE EPIC!
FIRST!!!!!!1!!11111!!!ONEELEVEN!!!!
YOU FAILED!! OH HELL YAH!!
Someone forgot to hit refresh every minute.
Yay…
Dancing!
Hi, I’m new.
I do believe there is an echo in the Failblog this morning…
What? What? What? What? What?
Plum is the new potato!
One can only assume a new vicar as well, for both continuity AND for synchronicity.
You know, I did think about that, but for whatever reason, I didn’t.
Nor did I assume a new drape.
*wakes up, reads this thread, passes out again*
(by the way…can you explain ‘accidenty’?)
I will accidenty you to your question. Accidenty is ICHC for accidentally.
The point here is to leave out the (action) verb. This has become a meme.
Look it up.
Well, I think looking it up would seem redundant, seeing as how you just explained it.
Without the (action) verb she might have a little trouble… Hehe
That from the Department of Redundancy Department
(Accidenty is an old Failblog reference, just btw)
Stuff gets old pretty fast around here, though the potato thingy
still holds up.
It would seem that they would prefer not to…
It’s a plum job they have.
ITS ME THE PRO
That’s just plumb silly.
HAHA!
Jam might have something to say about this…
Oh, heaven preserves us, yes she will.
I KILL U
It’s the right weekend for ressurection.
Three day waiting list though
*SQUEEEZE!*
*SQUEEZES all around!*
*SQUEEZE*
*multiple squeezes*
Happy [insert preferred equinox-based holiday], everyone!
I could use that.
NO!
Your lips say no, but your heart says yes.
I’m pretty sure you don’t speak the language of my heart.
I think I do. Does your heart speak French?
No. My heart speaks Dragon.
Ok… WTF?
*sigh* so much to learn…
Ok, what’s lesson 1?
Omg…that made me laugh until my sides hurt.
But, seriously, what’s lesson 1???
*cracks up all over again*
I’m serious!!! When does class start?????
You missed that boat, tordsworld…
Damn! I’ll see if SB is still a teacher of FailBlog.
Trust me…he doesn’t speak the language of my heart, either.
Who said anything about that? I just want to learn more about FailBlog and its commenters.
*giggles*
*whispers sweet dragon-nothings*
did it work?
*whispers sweet dragon-somethings*
<..>
Oh go away, Admiral! I almost had her there!
*slaps*
Oh crap….
Sorry, Loz. The Admiral DOES speak the language of my heart!
*SMOOOOOOOOCHITY!!*
*sings heart and soul*
*NUZZLEMOOOCH!*
Hee…! You mooched my nuzzle!
But that’s okay. You can have as many as you like.
Can anyone tell me how to make text bold or italic?
Go away Tordsworld, I’m mooching some prime nuzzle here!
And I’m the queen of France. Keep dreaming.
Your majesty!! It’s an honor.
*surreptitiously nuzzles the mooch again*
*nooches muzzle* What? I am a guy!
And you just muzzled yourself.
*SNORK!*
DW, what are you doing in the Admiral’s dream?
He loves the fantasies….
What can I say…? I’m the woman of his dreams.
I LOVE my DW reality as well.
Ohhh. Then why am I in here? And why am I a girl from France? And why am I the queen if I’m a guy?
HOLY CRAP, MY AVATAR IS TURNING INTO TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!!!
While Tordsworld is busy talking to itself…
*takes nuzzlesweetie by the hand and leaves thread*
Not anymore.
I say someone got their thumb stuck in the Christmas pie!
AND U
Behave
First time I’ve ever heard that body part referred to as Christmas pie, but I do believe you’re right!
Are you, by any chance, a little Dutch boy?
One can only hope you’re speaking to pro (although why anyone would is beyond me).
Speak to…whom? I don’t see anyone.
Prezackly.
if any dutch boys want to put their finger in a dyke…
What? I hear the dutch are very talented!
I’m dutch.. and i like to put my fingers in an american pie
Do the dutch not make good pie?
I suspect it’s just a matter of the grass being greener (or possibly better trimmed)
Mow the lawn!
Mmm… dutch grass…
*puff puff pass*
*passes*
I’m all trimmed up and good for at least another week.
As the common saying goes, If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much.
dutch make good dildos
…
….
And I bet you won’t last.
pencil
pen0r
Razor.
Rocket propelled grenade.
Rasta reggae.
Reggaeton?
Pastafarianism?
♪ Let’s get together and – eat all right ♪
Yes!
Ska
Role playing game.
Random playa girl.
Rotate Penis Gently
*Laboriously scrubs out comment*
I want mine to be this instead. . . . .
Roflcopter Passed Going
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
*jumps on roflcopter and departs*
my roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI
Mine just “SOI”ed itself too!
.
…wait…
*waits*
*gets bored*
*Squeezes*
Hullo
*squeezes back*
*tips hat*
Howdy do, Mr. Moomin???
Looks like a new potato!
You think that’s bad? Try seeing my brother…
LOL So many people are like “FIRST!!!11″ when they’re so far down on the list.
*tries desperately to see Anonymous’ brother*
Nope. Sorry. Can’t see him anywhere.
He’s not heavy.
You know I want you so baaaad it’s drivin’ me mad, it’s drivin’ me mad…
14th!!!
or not…damnit….
There’s a lot of idiots coming here tonight. I hope we have a big sack.
or 4x 32 bag slots
Nerdy reference win. ahah
*covets Rawr’s 32-slot bags*
24th
OMG is hes gonaa hutr me?
Probably not, as long as he doesn’t know what ‘hutr’ means.
ITS YOURS! TAKE IT! Dont hurt me :<
AAAAAAAAARGGGGGH!!!! A BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am bord
Pleased to meet you, bord – I am nale.
And neither of you guys really wants to meet Hamar.
*quickly swaps identities*
I am papr.
Where is Avis? She really should be roc.
Due to her present state of recovery and the possibility of her coughing up a lung if she laughs, I’ll take over for her for now.
I am roc (but only superficially and temporarily).
Yes, but are you an island?
No man is.
He’s a peninsula.
Mayhap an archipelago?
Sorry, couldya sey it again Chelle?
I’m an atoll
Well, how do they reproduce and make all those little baby islands then?
(If they’re all women)
Lava tubes.
I am sisor
Go ahead, run away
Say it was horrible
Spread the word, tell a friend
Tell them the tale
Get a pic, do a blog
Heroes are over with
Look at him, not a word
Hammer meet nail!
Another Irish person?
Mebbe, but the lyrics were from ‘Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog’. I highly recommend everyone who roots for the mad-scientist bad guy to check it out on hulu dot com! (Sorry, I had a hard enough time just getting my own clickie up to share.)
I looooooooves Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.
With my freeze ray I will stop! the world…
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to
Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?
Like a fool
Kinda sick
Special needs
Anyways…
But with my freeze ray I will stop! the pain…
@ the man between the 2 black guys, even his teeth ran away from the ball o.O
haha
hehe
Ahahah. HohohohoIHIHIHIHIHIHOMGWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHOMIGODITHURTSAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
*ahem* Funny.
And a good day to you too, sir!
…but my 5 minutes is not up yet!
Is it a fail because the guy is freaking out or is it a fail because the guy shooting is obviously going to miss?
it’s obviously because the guy shooting is obviously going to miss…
obviously not.
This reminds me of a guy at my school.
It’s really creepy when you’re throwing and someone like that is jumping in your direction ö
Ouch! These trolls are getting thick. I gotta whip up a new batch of Troll-Away soon!
ouch these dousches are getting thick, gotta remember this is a public website…
Do they speak either Spelling or Grammar in “What”?
Today, friends, can we talk of beauty? The beauty we see in our everyday lives? I just saw some embodied in the squirrel munching an under-ripe olive on the tree out front.
Is this the wrong forum for such things?
Noop. Sounds just right.
Happy holiday/fesitval of your choice day!
Hi Dragon. Sorry about yesterday. It is a beautiful day today. The sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I’m happy to be alive!
Excellent! I’m about to go spend the day with dear friends, so it’s a good day here, too.
*looks outside*
*waves at the softly white clouds as they drift by, pursuing their unknown quest in harmony with all things natural*
*sighs happily, as heart flutters with profound joy*
*drinks another shot o’ 1800*
Oh beautiful. I was just about to give up on this thread due to all the firsters and their creepy entourage, but you brought beauty into it. Thank you, Neener.
Whenever I’m down I just listen to Louis Armstrong’s Wonderful World. Bring me to cry every time, like right now.
*hands neener a hanky*
*daubs eyes*
Thanks
I see beauty everywhere I look. And not just today. The tree down the block is in bloom with its beautiful blue and yellow flowers. The car parked on the street, that took maybe thousands of people to build, it is beautiful. The bird on the line, who doesn’t care if I think it is beautiful – even better. I just got back from the market and everywhere I looked I saw beauty. From the nice tiles on the floor to the labels on the beer. Somebody took the time to do the best they could and it is beautiful.
If I go out early and see the dew on a leaf, I think beautiful. The arrangement of the fluffs on a dandelion, beautiful. The RAM I just stuck into this computer is beautiful. Perfect if every way, and so is the crappy computer it went into.
I can’t help it. I’m surrounded by beauty, everywhere I look, everything I hear. How could it be any better?
If everything was even more beautiful.
I see friend shaking hands,
saying how do you do?
What they’re really saying
is I Love You
I really like this comment. Thank you, Neener.
More beautiful. I just saw the stuff out front. Are you telling me this
isn’t beautiful? The sparking quartzite gravel, with cactus growing in
between. The beautiful tall trees, leaves wafting toward the sun.
The seedlings I have planted today, squash growing for tomorrow. Is this beauty? How can we know?
Just what is beauty? I’d accept some input here….
It truly is in the eye of the beholder, I think. While aesthetics are not purely subjective, since we as a species tend to instinctively respond by gravitation towards or repulsion from an object, animal, or person based on how it looks, the definition of beauty is a very personal thing. I’ve known people who think that a big hairy spider is the most gorgeous thing ever, and a woman who appears plain to one man may be the most beautiful woman in the world to another. I guess it’s all in how something or someone makes us feel.
/completely unfounded and uneducated musings on the subject.
I’m glad you’re all enjoying your lovely day. It’s 52 degrees here and raining buckets, and I had to take the baby to the store at 7 a.m. this morning and I ruined my pretty new Easter shoes and the little one is teething and has been cranky all day and cried during her Easter pictures at church and the house is a wreck because we were supposed to have a garage sale yesterday which has been postponed because I forgot to get a permit and now there is crap EVERYWHERE and my husband has been yelling at me all day about it and I’m PMSing like you would not believe.
…
Other than that, it’s a LOVELY day!!!
*SQUEEZES* to everyone aside from the trolls!!!
As individuals we can find common ground in what we each determine to be beautiful. No two minds are identical, so I agree with you, beauty is a very personal thing. I believe a person’s experiences and emotional state affect their perception of beauty. So, even within the individual, what is perceived as beautiful could change over time.
.
Beauty is most often described in terms of the senses. I believe you can find another person to be beautiful without ever seeing their image. Also, by knowing a person through their words, deeds, and their heart, your mind will strongly transform the input from the physical senses and see beauty in the physical form of an individual to whom there is a bond. That same person might seem plain if there was no bond.
How beautiful!
POOR POTATO Frend K-K-K-KATHY!you wants
BOGGY to STOMP & SMUSH you HUBBY?
`
Or BOGGY cans pway wif Baby?
I nots eats or slobbers her, promiss!
For Sale!
One garden rake made in China. It’s now in two pieces, having
successfully separated the head from the pole,
after a grand 2 months in operation.
Another cheap piece of Chinese made shit.
On another note, the Dry Baltic Shipping records are at an
all time low. Let’s keep it there.
Also for sale:
One Chinese made garden hose. Only has one leak in it so far!
One Chinese made spray attachment for said hose. Leaks
water all over your shoes! What a delight!
This just in: Baltic Dry Shipping Index is at an all time low.
Let’s keep it there!
The sun…beautiful!
The moon…even more beautiful!
Ohhhhhhhh, yeaahhh!
Can we make it so?
I loled
Gay Defense Win. xD His face is epic…fail. lol And by the look of the scoring teammate, WTF has in his mouth? *Happy Easter Day! Hugs and squeezes everyone
*
guy in background has no teef
double fail?
Don’t know about that, But he doesn’t have any teeth.
As I understand it, if the guy in the 21 jersey were to tough the guy in the green jersey as he’s going for the basket like that, it would be a foul, leading to free throws. So more a “rules of the game” fail than a “defense” fail. Still makes the guy look like an idiot, though.
I agree, an explanation like that DOES make the poster look like an idiot…
You should have seen me take 30 minutes to deconstruct a fart joke over seven or eight paragraphs.
XD
great!
The defender was probaby about to foul out of the game so he pulled back. Better to let the guy score than risk getting fouled out and possibly give the other team a 3 point play. Happens every game.
HAHAHA!!! I know the guy in green. jeronne maymon from Madison Memorial High School. 2009 wisconsin state champions. hes going to Marquette in 2010. hes a big dude.
You make me sigh.
You are so High.
˙˙˙ɥƃıɥ os ǝɹɐ noʎ
I know man, hes massive, i’ve noticed him (kinda hard not to) around jmm and he just towers above everybody
Today, it is sunny with a 99.9% chance of raining men.
IT’S WILL SMITH
You’re Will Smith!
I’m Will Smith!
You’re Will Smith. You don’t need to CONSTANTLY REMIND EVERYONE!
The look in his face is just too gay
that face is priceless
In who’s face?
That face reminds me of the Wayan brothers in White Chicks.
RACIST!
Explain…
AWC clearly is prejudiced against white chicks. Can’t you see from that irresponsible diatribe?!?!?
Crucify him!
1000st voter!!!1!!
Um….. ordinal fail?
FIRST!!!
Way to fail.
By that, I mean “great job, you failed” not “first way to fail*
The real fail lies within his facial expression.
“Don’t foul” Win.
This isn’t a fail at all. Just didn’t want to contest the shot for a variety of possible reasons.
That facial expression says “Eeeeeh…..maybe next season. This just isn’t happening today.”
WHY IS IT EVERYTIME THERE IS A NEW FAIL SUBMISSION YOU GUYS GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT WHOSE FIRST TO SUBMIT, START RHYMING STUPID SH*T, AND NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE FAIL SUBMISSION?! JUST GO TO A CHAT ROOM ALREADY IF YOU CAN’T STAY ON TOPIC!
And, look who just rhymed!
You haven’t been here for even a whole day yet, huh? STFU
I’ve been visiting the site quite often over the past few months, and although I don’t expect the highest of intelligence when it comes to the comment board, I would at least expect people to start the board off with something meaningful, instead of childish rhyming of already inane comments. The worst is when they start greeting each other on the comment board, i.e., “oh hey [username] haven’t seen you post in awhile, how have you been? LOL!” Seriously, save that for a blog or chatroom.
“save that for a blog”
BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!
You are absolutely priceless.
Chicago Manual of Style = $55. EEEK!
Um, this IS a blog. I just looked up top and noticed it says failBLOG.org. But that’s just me… .
Oh, before I let you go through the rest of your social-deprived life without an answer to your suggestion that I “Shut the F-ck Up”: NO.
Seriously, dude. Now you’ve read what goes on here, and plainly you don’t like it.
That’s all well and good with all of us.
We don’t really care if you are around or not
and your complaints are just drivel.
Thanks for listening.
Hmm. I normally would have skimmed right over this post, but the extensive use of capital letters led me to believe it was more important than most. Your concise and persuasive argement, has given me the resolve to build. in your name, a monument. May it be a reminder for the people of the land, to keep their posts related to the topic at hand.
Meh, the meter’s way off, but it rhymes at least. Did you enjoy haus?
This guy is so right, if you’re not even going to talk about the picture then why don’t you do all your dumb rhyming, and other nerdy stuff on just one picture. Don’t ruin the whole comments section for everyone else.
Is somebody making you read this stuff?
Clockwork WIN.
Not to cndone being r00d, but you have been pwnd by a n00b.
What, exactly, it the topic? There was no prompt provided to me upon clicking ‘reply’.
Also, I don’t believe caps lock is REALLY cruise control for cool. You might want to look into it.
caps n00b
Half of the posts here don’t even relate to the picture. If you guys like conversing so much about “rotating penises” and rhyming games, do it somewhere else.
You haven’t been here for even a whole day yet, huh? STFU
Its sad when a hater tries to ruin the fun.
Half? I’d be very surprised if half of them had anything to do with the fail.
On the other hand, get lost.
i agree wholeheartedly with that. comments should be about the topic itself, not about organs and whatnot.
I agree. Maybe there’s some stupid inside joke there, but it really makes these comments boring. I rarely look at comments because I know that all I’m gonna see is some random rhyming shit that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fail.
Anyways….that guy is like afraid of the ball xD, what a team player.
Since the player with the ball has no chance of making the basket. The basketball is directly under the rim. This is probably a defensive rebound that looks like a layup. There would be no point to taking the chance of fouling him if you were winning in the last minutes of the game.
What’s the fear of balls called?
homophobia
WOWEEE BANANAS I NEVAR REALIZED
rotating penises ftw
*gets*
Phear is always the best tactic.
to those who helped me out on the previous fail that i ruined so horribly-
thank you!
i would say that me trying to comment on this blog was beyond fail, and this “research” portion of my paper is going to be a fail because i am an idiot (noob…foop… any of those) I am looking forward to writing it still so i can explain how excellent and
not-jerks the good commenters of failblog are.
thanks everyone
Your welcome!
spam
First!
*divides by 0*
Ooh, I’d better not block this shot; he might take it as an offense….
Did you take your name from the Bloodhound Gang song? I’ve had it stuck in my head all day…
“One part the fuhrer, one part the pope. The inevitable return of the Great White Dope.”
wuz dat from 2dayz game?????
Speaking english fail.
Does anyone know what school plays in the green jersey? I know the guy in the white and red jersey is wearing the Ole Miss uniform…
LAST!!!!!!!
yet another fail lmao
White Cloth Black dude: Oh! S*** the ball landing on me
Opposite Player: Crap! Almost score!! WHOOPS!
the guy in the back looks like a zombiee
dental fail
The black version of monk…
That defense fail is a defense win. If you look real close the guy shooting the ball, he has no chance of making the basket since ball is directly under the rim.
Taking failblog far too seriously fail.
This pic should’nt even be on here. It’s obvious that the guy in Green was actually the one who was on defense and tipped a pass that was intended for the Rebel player and was reaching for the basketball when the photo was taken.
Defense win. The offensive player with the ball has no chance of making the basket since the ball is directly under the rim. How does that make it on there and my sidewalk to the middle of a lawn does’nt (the sidewalk to nowhere). Am I doint something wrong?
unless your sidewalk managed to lead nowhere while looking a bit effeminate, i am afraid that it will never gain the same support as this picture.
with that being said…
this is not a defense fail, it is a masculinity fail
la recherche de travail suave ay gagner!!!
Go for the ball!
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No not those balls.
*roffle*
I always knew Basketball was a gay and pointless sport, But this picture is showing that the players are COWARDLY HOMOS and that just proves my point further.
wowthat looks sad and funny like a girl or a gay guy
omg fricken goddess did yall ever talk about the pic???
and i thought only girls made that face well maybe he is gay
Looks like the photographer made the defense player look like a fairy.
Haha, as someone who goes to UNR, I can confidently say REBELS SUCK!
um, its FAILURES IN COMMUNICATION
Carry your purse, short basketball player.
Carry your purse.
does anyone know who they heck these guys are?
is it pro of colleage?
If I were that guy’s coach, I’d bench him so hard there would be a hole in the floor as well.
Also, I would suggest that this guy was effeminate except that it would be too much of an insult to the effeminate.
Yote shut up alright if you dont play basketball thats fine but you dont have to undermine the sport or the players
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wow, your a retard, you are so dumb that u cant even type a stupid letter…..u wast time, and be reterded. i can see u have a lot of time on your hands…
You have to play defense like that in basketball. If you try to go for the ball, the refs will call fouls. That is why I can’t stand the sport. At least in hockey players are given weapons.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, the dude’s like “No way, I might break a nail”
Lol Are You All Like Kids Or Something? Because you all are acting like little kids but sometimes it’s funny and sometimes it’s like a NAW MAN YOU KILLED IT and sometimes like MAN YOU DISGUSE ME LEAVE ME ALONE and shyt like that lol and that picture looks MADDDDDDDDDDDD WEEEEEEIRRRRDDDDDDDDD and i dun get it O_O”
Why don’t you stop chatting and talk
about the picture instead…?
First!
wow, u r all very gay…these comments are supposed to be about THE PITCURE!!! not your own reterded problems, shut the f**k up, and act a normal age.
…Fail win?
xdd
well you cant blame the man….he just got his nails done
If it hadn’t been for fagman Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago
Wow…So much……Funny stuff? How do i put this. Ok..A Talking Penis…a responder that has run out of responds, and a whole bunch of other sh*t. wow…THIS IS HILARIOUS. O.O
dentist fail with the guy in the center.
Lol. That guy doesn’t get paid to chicken out, does he?