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Happy Easter Moomin! Let’s sin!
If im correct replying to the first gets me higher on the list correct?
I’m sorry, your grammar is so hideous your comment doesn’t even deserve a ranking.
Happy Easter BF! New moniker?
Whoops! I was just using that name to report a deafness epidemic caused by Boggy’s singing yesterday. Anyhoo, happy easter Mookie! Didja get any eggs?
Too many, I’m afraid. The “Easter Bunny” had to work hard to hide them all. I hope we are able to find them before they go bad…
I hope this “Easter Bunny” is not anonymous, or you may have to call the police.
They can’t do anything against zombies, though. You may just have to break the glass. And after all, any rabbit that has been giving out eggs for hundreds of years must be the undead!
Don’t forget we need to kill the Zombie Jesus. He’s escaped me for years. not this year. Not this year.
FIRST….. YAY
Why you don’t even talk about the picture? We don’t want to know your life.
Great! I messed up too, I’ll talk about the picture as you suggest.
Well, verily the young man will be walking for a while. Thus it seems that he will be wearing his shoes out at a faster pace than normal. So, I’d like to suggest that he drop by my shop for a great pair of gel inserts and a free sole check!
First WHAT?
First Clueless President with Totally Clueless Staff & Advisors?
First 1/2 White President who pretends to be all Black?
First 1/2 Black President who pretends to be all White?
First Ego Maniacal Bi-Polar President with Delusions of Superiority that even Kim Jung Il can’t match!
Penner.
Thank you Arthur for your prompt reply. Verily, I do not understand the reply. Enlighten me, as you may wish.
Hey you! Yeah, you!
Guess what time it is?
THATS RIGHHTT!!
Time for you to get your racist ass the hell outta here.
The Messiah apparently cannot spell Kim Jong Il right.
Which word MADE me (or my ass) a racist? WHITE or BLACK? Hmmmm? The dude is 1/2 of both, so which did you presume to assign me to being racist against? Isn’t he the perfect & ultimate uniter of the races?
I have no problem with mixed race persons, as I am a varied mix of at least 7 races, including both Obama has genes from. I was joking about his character and actions shifting from white-ish or black-ish as it suits him. AND I just don’t like the stupid fool, his foolish policies, or his fakeness.!
I think we should stop listening to this guy and start ignoring him. Whoever’s with me, say I.
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HAMSTER
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will go back to spouting off political words at political sites
Aye, HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE.
Ai, Happy Centering Everyone!
Oaei, happy easter, and Jesus, pork up a bit so that your weight will be precisely the number of characters you’ve EVER typed in your lifetime. Once your self esteem is so low that arguing on the internet is no pick-me-up for you, you can slit your wrists, albeit the fact that you won’t be able to reach the veins.
*sigh*
politics and fail go well together, but not here lol
Yes lets ignore him and his perfectly valid points! No one can challenge the almighty Obama without suffering the wrath of our ignorance!!
SPAGHETTI
bye…
you forgot the queso
You know, I used to think that I lived in america, and that opinions were actually equal, but well, I guess what that’s what Obama meant by “change”.
He might eat your candy.
Aye candy…
Eye candy? That could be disgusting, if it’s candy made from eyes.
I was walking down the street earlier today and the Easter Bunny rode past on a motorcycle. I wish I had my camera with me.
It’s been a few years since I last dressed-up in a street parade.
.
If Easter Bunny’s prepared to ride a motorcycle, then I’m prepared to let that word picture brighten my day! *is going down the street now*
Now, now, let’s not make disparaging comments about the elderly.
First on the list of tools, trolls, and annoying-ass fifth graders.
I never saw an annoying ass, what is the description of one?
It’s one of those that you really wa-
Oh, never mind.
One that farts at inappropriate moments?
maybe check with ass transport and see if they have an example to show??
Ever seen Shrek? Donkey? There’s an annoying ass
Man, those are some annoying ass-fifth graders!
XKCD FTW.
Someone’s an XKCD fan.
Hahaha
Clicky my name…xkcd (safe for all)
If you trolls want to be #1, than PISS OFF!
Hahaha, response WIN to this fail: http://i42.tinypic.com/5oxp2p.png
Are you kidding? They’ll crucify us!
Can make you famous! Hi, how are you?
Yeah, but all that hanging around would be the death of me.
Am chipper thankyou. And you?
Always look on the bright side of life!
But I’ll check failblog from work.
Fine, thanks. Trying to avoid to go to work. Won’t work, so I’ll be gone soon.
I’m Brian and so’s my wife.
Awww. That’s dreadful you have to work on a Sunday, let alone a Bank Holiday weekend Sunday.
*squeeze*
I’m Brian’s wife.
Don’t go to work Arthur. Skive a day and join in the egg hunt.
*squeeze*
*gets butterfly net, harpoon and bucket*
Let’s go get them eggs!
*squeeze*
P.S. Follow The GOurd! Not the eggs.
*hops into thread*
*SQUISH!*
Woops. I accidenty the Easter eggs. Ah, well.
*SQUEEEEZE!!*
*hoppity-hoppity-hoppities away*
-licks the ground, searching for easter eggs and falls unconcious from the wicked witch’s enchanted poppies- mmmm… derrishus…
okay, bukkit time now?
Don’t forget to cast off your shoe as Brian did, for that was his sign that we should all do the same.
*makes a cast of his shoe*
*produces fake shoes*
How much for this shoe?
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. People who RP in public places aren’t funny nor cute, just annoying as hell.
May I join the sinning as well?
Take a gun, place it in your mouth and pull the trigger. If it doesn’t work the first time quickly place it to the side of your head and pull the trigger again. This is the only way to solve your problem because you sir, are retarded.
actually, i believe YOU, sir, are the retard, for not understanding that not everyone here has the same beliefs and can sin if they want or not
hey he needs gas for his lawn mower
Um…You don’t dumbass…lmao
HELOO???!?!?!?!
Unrelated Comment is Unrelated
you sorry limburger of a cheese
How funny Mookie, it is EXACTLY 1 year since u wrote that
first!
“first!” fail.
don’t worry i failed too lol
The concept of yahoo answers is a fail.
Though not without humor value…
They banned me and sent me an email that my account was suspended. Although I have written them twice requesting a reason for my suspension, they have only written me back to say that they will not reinstate my account. Maybe it’s because I was providing thoughtful answers, not asinine things like this! Ha.
Obviously a fake question.
I suggest drinking the gas. It doesn´t get the car back, but it will make him forget he sold it.
Good point! However, just to make his last few minutes fun, he might as well dump the oil on himself and pretend to be Boggy.
I hear Boggy doesn’t like that.
Only if he smokes.
too right!
It’s called an extra set of keys.
According to FailBlog Ads>>>>
He could save lots of money by eating from the BK Value Menu!
I have AdBlocker Plus! No ads for me!
Gee, but it hogs memory and blocks all the nekked womens!
On the plus side, it blocks freaky hershey chocolate guys.
Until someone uses them as their avatar.
Truth!
Duty!
Peace without honor!
Respect without truth?
Fleece without warmth.
Not really funny considering everyone has heard the “you’re/your mom is so stupid you/she sold your/her car for gas money.”
No a better one is “your mom is so stupid she eats food stamps.”
WTF? XD
mmm the guy who sold his car sounds like the ppl who say “FIRST!”
whats their name?
trolls?
You forget that “troll” include the people who say “SECOND!”, “*masturbates*”. “LAST!” and “PHOTOSHOPPED!”.
haha! that’s true !
mmm let me try…
this pic is “IDIOTSHOPPED !”
…
what do you think?
Eh… not bad… but you don’t REALLY want to be a troll, do you?
haha!
im just joking
can anyone give me an avatar?
Capitalize your letters at the beginning of the sentence and we’ll show you how.
Oh! Sorry!
Im from Argentina and here don’t priorize the use of other languages so…
if i have any FAIL, just don’t be so cruel to me, ok?
Don’t worry, Sim0n. We’re friendly to newcomers here. For an avatar, go to gravatar.com.
Don’t go there, it’s a trap!
OMG! now i don’t know what to do !
Help!
What do you mean?
Oh, and Guten Tag, Arthur
*personal note*
BondFan4518: Good
Arthur Eld: Bad
Arthur was just being tricky, Sim0n. He isn’t bad at all.
I can’t wait to see your avatar!
Same here! Pick a good one!
Now, since you are new here, I have some friendly advice.
Never, EVER click on someone’s name, unless you fully trust them. And even still, you may not want to do it.
Anyone remember the Jesus F***ing Christ one? Who did that?
*shiver*
Please don’t remind me. Also, clicking on Ryannon’s name is a big no-no.
If you want to put a link in your name, type in the web address in the box that says URI, just above the comments box and below the email box.
testing testing (wish me luck!)
YEAAAHH!!
Somewhat off topic, but is dillante a guy or a girl?
I don’t think I spelled that right.
Dilly is a girl.
Wow, now that’s what I call a fitting avatar.
You’re very lucky. Avatars tend to take more time to appear.
Welcome Sim0n! I was just kidding
Guten Tag BondFan! How are you?
O.K. thanks… I’ve been wondering that for some time.
Yeah, that is a pretty perfect avatar.
Congratulations, Sim0n!
I’m fine, thanks. My holiday is coming to an end, and within a week and a day I will be back in school. Ah, time flies so fast. How are you? Busy as usual?
The weather is perfect and I’m about to go to work… But still, I love spring and therefore I’m feeling great, thank you. When do you fly back?
You have an early vacation in England (that’s where you live, right?) Mine is not for another week or two.
I fly back on Wednesday, touching down on good old Anglo saxon soil on Thursday evening. Ah, back to the world of trains that are rarely on time and cities that are rife with gang crime.
Bassplaya, I indeed live in England. That’s a pity your holiday is so late.
It is, however where I live, there would be nothing to do over vacation because the snow FINALLY melted. Too cold to bike or chill outside, not enough snow to ski. Unless of course I go somewhere, but with these plane prices…
You should write poetry
BTW, my comment was to BondFan
Yes, he does seem to be pretty good with words.
What’s going on around here? My ears were burning.
We were trying to set fire to your ears.
Quick! Hide the matches.
Too late!
*sets fire to own ears*
If we all set fire to our ears, she won’t feel victimised.
We’ll pretend it’s the cool thing to do.
*Falls on floor screaming in pain clutching head*
Oh my god, I’m calling the fire brigade.
*dials*
“WHAT??!”
Oh God, now my hand’s trapped. Whose idea was this stupid fire alarm?
*crawls along floor towards fire extinguisher hidey-hole*
*is set upon by poisonous lizards*
It’s all gone wrong somewhere.
It seemed such a good idea at the time.
And the one I went for had the glass breaker behind the glass. Anyone got a spare troll i could use?
Okay, where did this *FOOOM!* come from?? I wasn’t even here!!
*goes for the fire extinguisher*
…Okay, WHO SOLD THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER????
*crawls along floor*
*squeezes ankle*
*crumbles to ashes*
Hmm … in retrospect, sometimes coming in late isn’t such a bad thing after all.
*sprays randomly with the fire extinguisher*
Found the fire hammer! Who’s first?
Once… more… it’s neither funny nor cute.
Oh… sorry about that then.
You go to gravatar, sign up with your email address and choose a picture from anywhere you like.
That was cruel.
That was HIGH-larious!
Yes. People will suspect you of being one too unless you use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation and capitalization.
yay! another fake fail, made by some fail-blogger!
*replaces “fail-blogger” with “one who contributes pictures or videos to failblog”*
Well, this might not be fake, but it might not be a fail.
For example, in the UK we call car gas petrol, but this person here may be referring to the fossil fuel gas, which would make some more sense…..
Yes, but if you don’t think of it that way, you feel so much smarter!
Or maybe he meant body-gasses. Maybe you have to pay for them in some countries. That would make sense too.
Maybe he meant air for his tires. That would make sense.
Maybe he meant the air between his ears? That would fit, too.
What’s the normal pressure for that?
Full. Hopefully he wouldn’t know and his head explodes!
In the US we call car gas “gasoline,” which, like petrol, is ALSO fossil fuel.
He meant heating oil…
What do you call gas for gas stoves?
Natural gas, which seems odd, considering that gasoline comes out of the ground as well and therefore must be just as natural, unless you count the fact that gasoline has to be refined before use, but then, natural gas has an odor added to it so that it can be detected, hopefully before your house goes boom, so it can’t be considered entirely natural, and I always thought petrol was car gas (shows how little I know about English), but wouldn’t heating oil be natural and a fossil fuel too? *Ignores annoying run-on sentence alarm and hits “Add comment” button.*
Hi mrz_z, thanks for that. It’s natural gas here too. And yes, petrol is the same as car gas. My bicycle fuel is pretty natural.
Beer?
Pizza.
*shakes fist at DrB*
Happy Easter all!
Happy Easter Mr. Moomin! I hope you got that special topping we talked about! *shakes chilli flakes*
Was that an offer?
A request.
A demand!
Cute Nursie outfit!
Ooo, Ouch! Ahhhhhhhhh ShhhhheeeeeeT!
*hops around on one foot*
*groans*
Gee I wish there were a nurse nearby to deliver care to a poor suffering lil’ Skwerl!
Oh, my that HURT! OUCH! OUCH!
But I’m not certified for veterinary medicine!
I’m just looking to be held and snuggled and comforted and soothed and petted and maybe have my nails clipped.
*clips nails*
ooooooooopss…..
*trims hedges*
ooooooooopss…..
*Files story*
A tailless skwerll with one toe missing was seen fleeing Failblog Medical Center today. Authorities are investigating claims of rabid rabbits running rampant.
You called?
So where’s the pizza, DrB?
Is it a beef pizza?
Oh gawd…now I’m flashing back to that “This is why you are fat” website from yesterday.
*throws up just a little*
And now you’re making me hungry. Fortunately, it’s Easter, so there’s copious amounts of chocolate and brunch to be found.
Happy easter, hammy!
*hug*
Special Easter *SQUEEZE*!
Although there’s a lot less chocolate than there used to be… our doge ate 5 of my O’Henry bars when we were out.
You have a doge??? WOW! Did he fly all the way from Venice?
Yup. But we had to put him in his cage because of his misbehavio(u)r. I’ll have to remember to walk the doge later today…
It seems you have a dodgy doge.
Sigh…I never should have gotten off of my bicycle. But now I must get off the computer; it’s unnatural for me to be up this early! ZOICKS! Too late; there’s the alarm. Oh why do I never listen to myself? If I turn the computer on, I’ll never get back to bed, I says. Oh, but I’ll only be on there for five minutes, I says. I’ll just check the weather, I says. Arrrggghhhh!!! Hoppy Easter, all! *Wanders down the hall to kill the alarm clock, muttering incoherently to self…*
Ahhhh! Blame it on Mr._Z!
Mrs. Bushytail always blames me for her foibles! It’s expected.
I thought we called it bangwater? To make the engine fo bangbangbangbang?
Bongwater??? Moomin, what are you smokin’ over there??
*sighs* He reached the highwater mark.
Arrrrrr, it’d take more than hell and highwater to stop this ere Moomin.
Phew. I guess you’re saying that the highwater wasn’t quite to the brim of the stone!
Sounds to me like an AUTO-nomic nervous system disorder…
My you’re a real piston this morning. What a spark of inspiration that was.
I’d say it was autoimmune, but…it’s never lupus.
Actually, it was once–episode with the magician, the one where the black guy got voted off. He betrayed the late Lawrence Kutner.
Playing a meme fail.
*rolls eyes*
*Snickers*
*Rolls eyes back to Dragon*
*intercepts*
*kicks*
Field goal!
…Owie.
Aye.
(I watched Suicide Kings, btw. Excellent film!)
I think the real fail here is that the question is “resolved”, ie- people actually took the time to answer this moronic question.
Scored two points!
Only two points? I thought it was at least a three-pointer, myself.
Touché.
“Resolved Question” Fail
A comment too late! See my comment above.
He may have been “inspired” by your comment.
HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN AT PIZZA HUT,
AND HE WOULD HAVE PLENTY OF GAS….AND A CAR.
I think you meant Taco Bell.
Huh Huh,,Uh,, Taco bell gives me gas,, huh huh
and uh ..CAPS ARE COOL…uh huh hyu .. jk, not really, yeah… turn off ALL CAPS dumbass…huh huhh
uh,,,huh ,huh,,,,
uh,,, turn off CAPS, dumbass, and yeah,,
I ate at Pizzhut,,and I have plenty of gas…huh huh.
next comment is gay and the first one too
DAYYMMNNN that felt good.
Oh crap, I’ve been moderated.
What I told him above was not the nicest thing. I apologize, Failblog.
*Cries in corner*
I was wondering…
Yes, I guess the Failblog police do not like my colorful language. They’re missing half the English language!
My comment is gay? I never knew. Maybe my comment and Mookies above can marry then?
Your comment and Mookie’s should move to Iowa.
*quietly cheers for Iowa*
Happy Easter everyone! (Too bad I can’t come up with anything about the FAIL.)
Happy Easter Pompolic! (I sold my rabbit last year to buy eggs, now I don’t have any chocolate – how do I get my rabbit back?)
You want my rabbit?
Does your rabbit have eggs in a package or poached eggs?
Well, it’s a male so I would most definitely hope it has eggs in it’s package!
Well see, I’ve never had a male rabbit. I’m just not wired like that.
I guess you need a few more coffees then.
Now it’s time for coffee, but I’d prefer to be charged than wired!
*Charges DB for coffee*
Fleeced for my warmth!
Had the wool pulled over your eyes, huh?
*Chuckles*
Baa! I’ve eaten my words.
What is with yahoo answers and retards?
Representative of the population.
Sad but true.
Crazy but right.
So crazy it just might work!
Crazy like a fox!
To the secret lab!!
Hungry Like The Wolf
Juices like wine
Everybody’s down on their knees.
Everybody look at your hands.
We can dance, We can dance.
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Say, we can act if want to
If we don’t nobody will
Failblog, if you have the power to delete comments, why do you delete mine (yelling and swearing and trolls) and not the trolls calling everybody gay? I mean, come on. I may not be gay, but I know there are some Failbloggers who are, and I’m sure they don’t like hearing that.
You would be doing us all a HUGE favor if you just deleted the trolls’ comments!
I don’t think there’s somebody who has to read all the comments. A filter, I presume. Which would mean that your comment ^^ would’ve been deleted because of the word gay in it. And this one too.
This filter is gay…
See? It didn’t worked!
No, I believe the filter is for very “strong” language like f***. I notice that when I use that word, it never even appears. Lesser language takes a few minutes to disipear. But I don’t know, maybe the filter is slow.
I think that the filter FAIL
*passes ‘s’ to Sim0n*
Some of my comments were also deleted. But I can trick the filter by cursing in German. Scheiße! Arschloch! Fick dich! See?
Sprechen ze deutch!
Firstly, its not “ze”, as if you were mocking the French, it’s “sie”, and that exclamation mark should be a question mark. Goodness me, my German teacher would be at your neck faster than you can say Currywurst.
And my old German teacher would be at your neck for not capitalising your Sie
My comment was deleted when I told you to *sni-gger* rather then *snicker* if you didn’t want to have a thread full of chocolate bars. Clearly that’s never gonna work!
My comments are sometimes deleted if they have links in them. But those with swearing usually appear… It’s a weird filter.
I wish someone would invent a drunk-post filter. THOSE always seem to go through whether I’m swearing or not.
My whole identity was filtered.
*cries*
*gathers-up, reconstitutes with pithy bits like new*
*pat pat pat*
I’m a lesbian and I don’t like being made fun of. It makes me sad .:frown:.
my name is the link to this article if anyone cares
mmm Maybe next time
but thanks anyway
Pretty good for the first time on the comments!
Hahaha! thanks!
I feel like an E.T here…
& its great! Hahaha! ^^
Your finger looks… hmmm.
That’s no finger. Wrong vicinity of the body.
Hahaha good call.
Thanks!
I think im stupid with steven
You have to overcome your dependency on steven. Try to stand on your own two feet.
…if not, stand on your hands.
And if you want to go to the circus, try to walk on your head.
viesiz. mybrute. com
We. don’t. care. about. your. sodding. website.
visit. meatspin. com
Don’t do that, people. Only this guy should.
For Christ sake, can we go ONE DAY without a blatantly obvious Yahoo Answers troll being featured?
We should ask Yahoo that.
Such a great WIN
Let me congratz you
*SQUEEZE*
Thankyou
*squeeze*
this is sad, clearly this guy is joking or hes just a dumbass
Use punctuation, capitalize letters, and don’t be a dumbass.
I love the trolls.
I love KILLING trolls.
I love WILLING dolls.
Actually if you find the question itself on yahoo answers, it continues: “I sold my car on craigslist and buyer paid with money order. Buyer seemed like a good guy, but money order was rejected by my bank. Still trying to contact the buyer both to see if he can send new money order, or can give car back.”
So actually (besides the bit about selling his car for gas) his wanting to get his car back is legitimate, as were many answers.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081112120011AAw8lD9
Hi, I’m new.
Hi. That’s not a great way to poke your foot around in here.
It’s better than hollering “first” though!
Hello.
*waves*
Come join the fun!
There’s squeezes to be found, and comments to make you gag and laugh.
Not to mention cookies!
…Ooops. I mentioned them, didn’t I?
You know, I have never had one of your cookies.
*gives Bassplaya a cookie*
A sublime experience, no?
OH! BOY! a NEW PEEPUL! HI PLUM!
.
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Cans I pway wif hims?Is Plum a nu frend?
Can Plum Flies?
*Holds Plum way high up in air!*LOOK! Yew can sees alls of Fail Land fum heres!
don’t say im new
they will picking on you lol
by the way im new too lol
You really want to know how to get picked on? Use horrible grammar, spelling and capitalization.
Try using good grammar and capitalization.
FIRST!!!!
Here’s your prize! It’s a brand new (slightly stained) rubber fist!!! Enjoy!
You must find yourself fascinating. However, most of us here at Failblog, don’t.
(Comment directed at Smith) o.O
Gosh, who knew posting on Failblog would be so scary? I have Clicker’s Regret immediately following every “Add comment” clickie that I manage to do. Is there a name for such a disorder?
Yes. It’s called “Abject Terror”.
Sometimes it takes a while to get over it.
*dons hiking boots*
*takes up sturdy walking stick*
*bravely begins the long and arduous journey to get over it*
Thank you, DW.
*gives foop a cookie*
*YUM* (and cookies too!!??) Is this heaven?
No…but if you are Moody and find yourself with the Blues, here are the Keys to the Kingdom.
Aww Dragon, you know how to say it with love.
*sneaks into thread*
*grabs obnoxious little comma and stuffs in pocket*
*tries to look nonchalant while sneaking back out*
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtPBQdIt.W.D4Mx9.ZNYS8QjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20081112120011AAw8lD9
You should actually go check out the whole question… he sold his car on craigslist and the money order bounced. Hence wanting the car back.
Selling your car on Craigslist for a money order is more of a FAIL than the original question.
Late, late, late, but ~ Hello and Happy Easter!! ~
with *Easter SQUEEZES* all around.
*SQUEEASTERS* (??)
*darn, that sounded so much more clever when it resided solely in my head*
*muffledylittleembarrassedsigh*
*snork*
LOL. it wasn’t THAT bad! *Easter squeeze for you, foop!
That last comma was unnecessary.
Don’t know why this should matter, but half the comments on failblog posts seem to be grammar edits.
I just wanted to be part of the fun.
BTW I was referring to foop’s comment.
The ways of the “Reply to this Comment” button are, indeed, mysterious. But learn them you must, else mocking shall ensue.
The “unecessary” part or the “grammar edits” reference?
Are we having fun yet?
*sigh* so very very sad
Indian Giver!
*IGNORING ALL UNRELATED COMMENTS* The answer to the question in the picture is: WITH NINJAS
I suggest pirates.
Logic FAIL. I just wonder how do exist some people in this world without the capacity to think…dear God. Guys like this, SERIOUSLY need brains. Not to be eaten later by a Zombie Jesus, though.
Oh, and Sim0n, don’t feel alone, I’m Argentinian too
*squezzes everyone except the trolls
* I hve lots of lve to give today 
This site and the Internet in general prove that there are MANY people without the capacity to think.
And love to give, apparently.
I have an answer. It involves a snubnose .38 revolver and your head.
Where do theses fail questions come from, is it another forum? Link?
Yahoo Answers.
answers.yahoo.com
search for the question
Well, seeing as you don’t have a way of getting around anymore, I’d suggest you use the Ass Transport.
Yeah, but then how does he get his ass back? You don’t wanna just go around transportin’ that thing…
Very true, my friend. Very true.
Testing new avatar.
Didn’t work. Why?
Riiiight. I have a question. Is everyone here sane?
Pffft
Better question: is anyone here sane at all?
*glides in with parachute*
That would depend entirely upon your definition of sane.
*cartwheels away*
All the world goes gay, swinging on its way,
Things were looking brighter day by day
Nothing ever wrong, life was just a song,
Till that Looney Tune came along…
I’m going cuckoo, woo-woo!
Here comes the choo-choo, woo-woo!
I’m so gooney Looney Tuney, touched in the head
Please pass the ketchup, I think I’ll go to bed
Am I the screwball woo-woo
Throw me the eightball woo-woo
Once I knew a thing or two, but now I’m a buckaroo
Hinky-dinky parlais… vous-woo!
I call shenanigans.
you rang?
HOLY SHIT
Find the original quesiton here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApeWV2yKU.EkgiyhGy0zmKzsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20081112120011AAw8lD9
lol
I’m not falling for ANOTHER fake link. Sorry. Not happening, find some other sucker to pick on.
ALLAH BE PRAISED
holy crap that guy is dumb
i sold my car to buy gas money??
wtf was he thinking
Credit where credit is due, it is difficult to recreate “The Gift of the Magi” by yourself… dumb too.
If you sell and log out you can’t buyback! : O
334rd!!!
these pics should be banned, they’re all fake, made for laughs
Obvious joke is obvious. People troll on Y! Answers just like they would here. That’s just a troll topic.
WHAT a stupid douche bag. oh, and I bought his car.
The fail is that they sold it on cragislist and consequently received a fake money order. Gas isn’t just used for cars, and although given that Yahoo Answers is home only to failures, give the poster the benefit of the doubt in assuming that they have a gas heating system.
k i dont understand this smart guy… he sold his car… for gas money… to put into his car… which he sold… to buy the gas money … FOR HIS SOLD CAR
I just realised… He sold his car to “buy gas money”? Since when do you buy money? o.o
I’d say…sit on your front step and wait.
If you read the actual yahoo question, the guy goes on to say that he wants his car back b/c the buyer gave him a money order that was denied by the bank. Not just cause the price of gas went down.
Such an obvious fake. Please don’t everyone get so excited everytime some wanabe failer posts a fake question on wikianswers, hits [Prt Scr] then sends it in.
Easy: you trade the gas that you already have for your old car, which you then driv- Oh, wait… no gas, right… I guess the only reasonable solution is to steal a car and siphon gas! Have fun!
What I don’t get is that it’s called a “Concept of Ownership Fail” but shouldn’t it really be called a “Defeating the Purpose Fail” or something to that effect?
If he sold his only car, why would he need gas money?
This is also a Gift of the Magi fail — who sells their only car for gas money?
Lame!
#31
Isn’t there an Aesop’s Fable about this?
That is like selling your house for mortgage payment
LOL Selling your car to help pay for gas money XD Now you’ll realy save money on Gas XD
Ha…the world is simply amazing. xD
“Yo momma’s so stupid…”
classic chicken and egg kind of scenario.
The correct answer to this epic fail: “You don’t, you take the gas you bought and bury it in your back yard, or yard of your choice, and in 2-4 years it’ll grow into a car tree. You’ll have many cars!”