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How does that even work…
Fatass transport?
That would work only for that mexican guy, but I think he has lost about 800 pounds now.
maybe its Surname of the owner ^^
Like… Michael Ass
I think this is for that 2,000 pound mexican dude?
Nah, they haul ass.
Bless you for saying the inevitable.
“Ass” means “axle” in Estonian.
So per se it’s not a transport fail. More like an anglocentrism fail.
More like an anglocentrism win
More like America win, in America
FIRST!
I think you mean “First to fail!”
FISRT!
HeffeQue win
umm queso
while that may be true, the picture on the side of the truck seems to indicate that they are, quite literally, transporting ass.
Either way, this seems like more of a win.
Yeah, I knew that someone was going to say it sooner or later and it had to be me ^^
Grr, I wanted to say that! >_<
perhaps someone with the first name “Jack” who is an avid donkey rider and works at the local stable tending lovingly to all of the donkeys
lovingly… as long as he doesn’t inspect the donkey like that poor deer from the photo bomb
Or, Jack Ass.
LOL
he gets in trouble at school when hes a kid one day and the teacher yells
MR JACK ASS QUIET DOWN!
Turn the key and HAUL ASS!
Yes, does bring a whole new meaning to ”haulin’ ass”.
Get over it buddy.
(?)
Bet it goes smoothly over assphalt.
It is possible, but you should not make hasty assumptions.
His assertion has merit, though.
A brilliant assessment.
I’m simply asstounded at the brilliance.
I assure you he had assistance, though.
Asstute.
That was assertive.
“Excuse me, but I would like to ass you a few questions!”
Dont assassinate it.
Since we’re all assembled here just let me make this one more comment: This is asstounding.
Sorry.
I love your avatar. And I’m going to bet that you’re the only one here with one they made themselves. Sure, you can take a pic of something and say you made it youself, butt you drew yours and my hat is off to you!
Thanks!
I agree, Hammy!
(Though, NNN…I designed my own avatar as well. I just didn’t actually ink it onto my body myself.)
Hey, Dragon. Clickie. I keep meaning to send this to you regarding who wrote Shakespeare. I didn’t know it was questioned until I ran across this site.
Being that you teach this stuff, I think you’ll like this guy’s research.
Safe for work. Get back to me in about a week, which is how long it took me to read it, though you’re probably faster than I.
As for your avatar, I thought that was a pic of your tattoo.
Anyway, I’m off to physical therapy and won’t be around for a while… Tata
I’ve read all the theories by Antistratfordians claiming that Shakespeare didn’t write his own work. They are bunk, based on elitist ideas of class and “social istinction”. Most of the playwrights in the Renaissance collaborated with each other…there was no such thing as intellectual property or copyrights. So it is natural to see shades of Marlowe in Shakespeare’s works, or influences of prominent writers echoed in various texts from the same period.
There is abundant evidence that Shakespeare wrote his own work–much more so than to the contrary. Clickie my name to look at some of it.
*lobs missing ‘d’ up…the ‘istinction’ was missing it!*
You mean the Earl of Oxford didn’t write everything and have it stolen by illiterate knaves after he died?
I’ll read your clickie if you’ll read mine.
OK, I read your clickie and am less than impressed. Bacon wrote a book on cryptography and when you apply his cryptographic method to the works of the brd, Bacon’s name comes tumbling out again and again. An accident?
Everything is better with bacon.
How you doing, man?
^^bard. Stupid comments window isn’t wide enough and I type blind par of the tei, like now.
I’m fine. Enjoying my day off. How’s with you?
“blind par of the tei…”
Hm.
Physical therapy was good today.
Hammy, the comments window doesn’t display everything I type.
It goes off the window and doesn’t word wrap correctly.
If the sentence is too long I can’t see the text for 3-4 words so I can’t tell if I’m getting it wrong. This is a good example. I can see … “words so I c”
and then it starts again with “it wrong.” What ever is between is hidden.
Neener…seriously. Don’t believe everything you read.
Any coyote!! YAY!!!!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!*
You have been sorely missed, my friend.
What I do is I type until I hit the edge, then press enter. Then, to keep the comment from looking weird, I go to the far left of every line and press backspace, then space.
It looks really, really, weird, though, when you forget to
go back and delete the line breaks.
When you read at least some of my clickie, then we can talk.
As Mark Twain (I think) said, “Believe nothing of what you read and only half of what you see.
As for the Shakey thing, like I said before, I didn’t even know there
was any question about it. And, too, I just put it out there because I thought you might find it interesting. I don’t have an axe to grind about it either way.
Less weird than horribly misspelled words though. Which I am particularly prone to.
Nice workaround there Hammy.
Avis! Feeling better?
Neener…this is my profession. This is what I do for a living and my area of expertise. I’m amazed that you think I hadn’t read all of this before, and much, much more on the subject. Hell, I even taught a class on the subject.
These people are the laughingstock of the Renaissance academic/literary world. They have been disproven again and again. They refuse to acknowledge evidence that goes against their preconceptions, and so they get together in little groups and devise theories amongst themselves. They have a wonderful time doing it, and hey–more power to them. But anyone who actually works seriously in the field knows them as quacks and charlatans. If you are interested in the theory, that’s fine–just realize that you are basically listening to one very small voice proselytizing amidst a great body of conflicting evidence.
Well, I’m not dead yet, so yeah. I guess.
It’s good to see that things haven’t changed around here.
Neener, I read your clicky and feel the need to tell you to remember anything involved with torturing letters and numbers is questionable. If you torture them enough they will admit to anything. I have added a clicky for you.
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Dragon, you might get a kick out of this also.
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Boy oh boy I have missed you Coyote. Hee! Hee!
Marius! Hee…! I’ve seen this site before. It’s pretty awesome, isn’t it?
Dragon and Marius. I’ve opened Marius’ link and will read it. As for the rest, let me again say that until I read the Cryptographic Shakespeare site I had no idea there was any question about it. Of course I have no way of knowing what you’ve read or know about it. How could I? If you’ve read Leary’s stuff before, then my bring it up is a waste of typing.
If, however, you haven’t read it, then give it a chance. It’s a good reae and I believe he’s done some good work there. But like I said before, I don’t really care who wrote the stuff, nor does most everybody else.
I just threw it out there for your interest because YES, I DO know what you do for a living. If you were an architect I wouldn’t have brought it to your
attention.
Right now, I’m sorry I brought it up…
Damn blind typing. I’m gong to have to try Hammy’s workaround.
Thanks for the thought, Neener. Sorry if I busted your chops about it–these people are a thorn in my side. But that isn’t your fault.
But, anyway, thanks for the recommendation about the Chicago Manual. I’ll pick on up.
My pleasure!
It’s OK. No good deed goes unpunished.
That’s…a lovely way to accept an apology.
Dragon, you are being SO nice to him!
Dragon, in advance I apologize, but would just like to say that even though they may be a little group, it does not automatically prove them to be wrong. Sorry I am a fan of underdogs, I hate when majority rules, well when they rule unfairly. Would like to pose a question, did Shakespeare really take some of his inspiration from the “witch folk” of his time? AS I have heard that is why he has a cursed play, the “M” word, I am dancing around it as I am superstitious. Also what is a charlatan and why is it considered bad?
She’s a nice person, and so am I. I’m probably the nicest person
you will never meet. Are you saying that because I brought up
something she might be interested in, that she should be
mean to me?
When have I ever said bad things about the people here?
I honestly try to be as kind and helpful as possible to everyone I meet.
All I did was bring up something that I thought maybe she
hadn’t heard of. And in her field of endeavor. This is bad somehow?
Dragon, I humbly accept your apology. I don’t need one, really.
Avis, I don’t need your attitude.
When I asked Coyote if he’d heard of a Zapper, you two jumped
all over me. This was my attempt, however misguided (by your judgment),
to help him. Same for you Avis. Instead, all I get is grief.
Avis, what do you mean by she is being SO nice to me? Just when have I done anything whereby people shouldn’t be nice to me?
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
“The person called a charlatan is being accused of resorting to quackery, pseudoscience, or some knowingly employed bogus means of impressing people in order to swindle his victims.”
So like circus folk?
Originally. The term has been expanded to include anyone who uses lies or shaky facts to back up their claims.
Oh, okay, sorry but I want to do this, baseless as it is, like SCIENTOLOGISTS.
I think many would agree that Scientologists classify as charlatans.
And another thing Miss Avis! Last Sunday and Monday in the LA Tmes there was a 2-part article about neurofibromatosis. Ordinarily I wouldn’t read this sort of thing, but because of you I read every word, thinking there might be something in there to help YOU. There wasn’t, just a sort of human interest article. But I read it just for YOU.
You may now beat me about the head and shoulders.
Charlatans usually have something to gain from their chicanery.
Neener, maybe you are just gullible. Maybe you just don’t get it. But you seem to have a habit of spouting this strange science fiction or, conspiracy theory as fact. And to people who very likely have a much better grasp of the the subject than you. She is being nice because she didn’t ridicule you. How on earth could she not have heard of the wackadoodle theories that Shakespeare didn’t write those plays or sonnets? IT’S WHAT SHE TEACHES.
How on earth would Coyote or myself not know of a cure that really works for tumors? It’s (to steal a line from a movie) INCONCEIVABLE! We aren’t stupid anyone of us.
How insulting of you to insinuate that we are!
Emp–Shakespeare took the story of Macbeth from Raphael Holinshed’s A History of England, Scotland, and Ireland…pretty much the whole story is in there. He added the witches as a nod to King James, who was an incredibly superstitious man and believed in ghosts and witches and was fascinated by the occult.
Also, I know that the size of a group does not dictate its “correctness”. The fact that their theories have been proven wrong does that entirely well on its own.
I’m glad you learned something about neurofibromatosis. But let me ask. What could you have learned from a newspaper article that I wouldn’t already know having lived with the disease for damn near 30 years? That my doctors wouldn’t have told me?
I’m all for more people knowing more about NF, really I am, But I don’t need you to educate me on the matter.
Avis, you insult me. Thowing out a website doesn’t make me a believer of it’s contents.
How could I possibly know what Dragon has read or studied?
Just because you haven’t heard of electro-medicine doesn’t make it not so.
I don’t know or care about Shakespeare. Lovely though the words are, it doesn’t have much impact on my daily life. Your physical problems don’t have much impact on my daily life. As mine do not have impact on your own.
That being said, is sharing what we DO find a bad thing? I put it out there because I think there is SOME validity to it. If you don’t want what I have to offer, then ifnore it. I don’t need arguments. I offer what I have from my heart. If you don’t like the gift, exchange it for something you do like.
You might note that I said I read the article and found that it didn’t have anything to offer. The point is that I read it hoping that there was something in it that I could offer up for your benefit.
And the article was pretty much a tear-jerker, too. I had no idea this was such a problem.
Neener–if you link to a site, you are inviting discussion. And yes, perhaps even argument. I don’t mind arguing…I actually enjoy a rousing discussion. But if you approach that discussion as an attack just because people disagree with you or something you find interesting, that makes it a LOT less fun.
Neener, your last comment is EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Why should you think there might be something there that I wouldn’t know about?
Maybe it’s your delivery of such info, but so far, I find it to be insulting.
Sharing what’s found is great, when you present it in the proper way.
There were good intentions in this thread, but it was exasperating to read. Neener, I know you didn’t mean to be insulting, but you were. Suggesting, no commanding, that Dragon take a week to digest your linked material and get back to you–insulting. Then, when the professor politely informed you that she was WELL versed on the subject, you pushed anyway. Even as a self-admitted noob on the subject, you started arguing…and just wouldn’t let it go. That’s when things got ridiculous and crossed over from a friendly, “I think you’ll like this guy’s research” to a very insulting conversation. And in the end you post that you don’t even care about Shakespeare. WTF? Do you ENJOY wasting people’s time?
Oh, God (such as you find it to be). Both of you:
Avis, what I’m trying to tell you is that I was looking for something for your benefit. I was hoping that there would be something in the article that you hadn’t heard of. That’s why I read it. Of course I know that you and your doctors are on top of the situation, but that doesn’t mean that you and they have heard of everything there is about it. How could they? That there was nothing there doesn’t demean my looking for something for your benefit. To potentially find something of benefit for Avis es exactly why I read the article. How does this make me the bad guy?
Dragon: Just throwing out a website doesn’t mean I agree with everything on it, though in this case the (now deceased) author makes a good point.
I didn’t write it, you know. I just read it.
Look, both of you, I just try to help people. Maybe that’s my mistake, but it’s a mistake I will keep making.
Dear Admiral: I took the time to read the guys’ site. I just put this up for Dragon to have a look at. THAT IS ALL. I thought it would be of academic interest to her.
If I thought the site was a waste of time I wouldn’t have posted about it. I don’t mean to be insulting to anyone.
As far as anyone being well informed on any subject, including
myself, nobody has the whole enchilada.
If anyone thinks I’ve tried to be insulting or degrading about anything, then I wholly apologize, because that’s not what I’m about.
On the other hand, I try to be as educated as a I can about the
things I talk about. I may be mis-informed, but I don’t try to
feed anybody bullshit. Never have, never will.
Neener…you are apparently responding to an argument that we didn’t even have. I never said you believed everything on the website…I said that by posting it you invited discussion and argument. You put forth some claims that you found the information on the site convincing…I offered counter-arguments to the contrary. So your claims here are confusing to me.
Sheeshe. I did find his research to be convincing. I have done
little to no research on the subject matter concerning the authorship of the works.. Cryptographacy(sp) is NOT my forte. I do invite discussion, though I eschew argument.
The one article you proffered is unconvincing to me when countered
against the information in Mr. Leary’s site.
Please take some time to look at what Mr. Leary posits, and if you find fault with it, you can surely inform me. It’s not my site, nor my research.
Sir Francis did write a book on cryptography and the results are embedded in the Shakespeare works. I feel this is undeniable. He was also the editor-in-chief of the King James version of the bible, and I want to find a way to look for cryptographic elements therein.
Neener, I sympathize with you. The problem is in your delivery. It is very clear that you are earnest. That’s what makes this painful to read. Nobody thinks you tried to be insulting. Perhaps, if you offered the information and asked the expert what she thought of it, this conversation would have turned out better. And this may surprise you, but professionals studying in their specific areas of expertise DO know the whole enchilada on very narrow topics.
In fact, here, I want to know if you have seen this stuff (Leary’s) before.
Neener–I already told you I am very familiar with this site and Leary’s “research”. I’m familiar with the dozens of other scholars who have proposed the same thing. I am familiar with the Oxfordians, who claim that the Earl of Oxford wrote the plays. I’m familiar with those who think that Christopher Marlowe wrote them.
If you like, I can point you in the direction of lots and lots of other articles debunking these people that you might find more compelling. Yet you say you have no interest in the subject. It’s odd, then, that you refuse to consider any evidence against what this one website says.
Neener, really, the Leary stuff is OLD and thoroughly, truly debunked. Look for it yourself. His algorithms have been applied to MODERN works that could not have been written by Bacon and the name Bacon appeared with more frequency than it did with Shakespeare’s works.
OK, throw up a few linkies and I’ll have a look. I am educatible(sp) on these subjects.
As I said before, I just put it out there out of academic interest. I’m not arguing in favor of any point of view.
Please stop attacking my for my lack of knowledge. I can only proffer what I’ve seen.
Dragon, you only gave me one website to look at. As for you saying you’d seen Leary’s site, particularly, I must have missed it.
I’m going to listen to some music now. Mozart is my friend, long dead though he is.
Again you mistake a discussion for an attack. Why?
Emperor:
The superstition about “The Scottish Play” is that you must never say “Macbeth” while in a theatre, not that you can’t say it anywhere (though some might take it that far). Saying “Macbeth” is supposed to cause extraordinarily bad luck for theatre companies and their members.
But what about the cursed part, supposedly he took real “spells” which caused the play to be cursed.
There are many theories…no one really knows the truth. Some say “real” witchcraft was used, causing the play to be curse. Some say that the first actor to play Macbeth died a horrible death shortly after the premier performance. I’m more inclined to believe those who say it was a marketing ploy by the theatre owners and stockholders. Cause a lot of buzz about a particular play…create a mystery and scandal around it. Then, when profits are flagging, put it on the schedule and people will pay through the nose to see it. It worked like a charm more than once for theatres in London.
O kanna I understood, I was treating this forum if you will as theatre of sorts, as originally the theat(r)e(r) was used for voicing opionions, so that was my little punnish idea I guess. A very loose connection if I do say so myself but a connection none the same.
By the way dragon, I believe that the one post that neener was referencing was when you said “This is what I do for a living and my area of expertise. I’m amazed that you think I hadn’t read all of this before, and much, much more on the subject.” As a third party, the inference?? i get from the sentence is that its sad that he even presented it to a master at all. Not that I agree with his delivery at all, but having been in the situation before. I am merely stating the emotive part that I get from your response. Its almost that he was pompous to think you never saw it before. Which is true someone as well studied in your field does study all possible counter arguments to their teachings. Fully knowing someone will hand them in as truth. Not that I can think of a better way, but a bit softer on both sides would have steered this conversation a bit better. That I hope does not get presented as an attack as I am trying to tiptoe, also because I do aspire to one day be a professional in my field and have people have reverence and respect for what I say as much as I now do for you, and yes others (Avis, AA, etc and so on). I say now as I did not know you before my time on FB.
Oh, sorry I misunderstood, Emperor. *sheepish smile*
I have many friends in theatre, and they tend to observe the ban on saying the name of the play (just for the fun of it, since it’s such a longstanding tradition).
Dragon, do you think there’s anything to the theory that it was because many theatres closed after showing Macbeth (which they did to get bigger audiences during a bad season) that the play began to be considered cursed?
As an aside, though it’s not my favourite Shakespearean play, I feel like I have a sort of connection to the Scottish Play. It’s the only one that I studied or took part in at every stage of my education from elementary school through University. It just kept cropping up. It was also the first play that I saw a local outdoor theatre troupe back in my hometown put on when I started volunteering for them. I got to see a performance of the show by this troupe, during which there was a thunderstorm outside. We were all getting pelted, but we were all dressed for the weather, and the crowd was very into it. Can it be much more perfect than to have nature itself assist with special effects? Imagine a great flash of lightning lighting the ruins where this play was taking place (the biggest flash all evening)right at the climax of the story, followed by an ominous BOOOM!
If I ever get to see that amazing a production of King Lear (my favourite), I’ll die a happy woman.
As much as I appreciate your presumption in instructing me on how to carry out a discussion, I think I will trust my own judgment, thank you.
I wasn’t attempting to tell you on how to carry on a conversation, if I said that, that was wrong. My main point was to show the point on where I could see his feeling of being attacked, and I even told you that I admired the way you carried on conversations and how you carried yourself.
I’m (ass)cracking myself up here.
butt why?
I believe it’s safe to assume he enjoys this assinine truck company.
Ass long ass he takes his job seriously. But maybe that’s assing a lot. It’s just ass well.
He did not pick a very assentatory company name.
How many times is NeenerNeenerNeenerNeenerNeenerNeenerNeeneretc. going to reply?
At least once more.
Ass many time ass I want!
Woo! I was right!
What did I win?
A free ride on the ass truck.
A truck full of potatoes, driven by the Vicar. Duh.
Ooh, fluffy is going to be SO jealous!
If he’s transporting asses and the potatoes are already inserted, you might want to pass on the prize.
The pASSersby might object, though. (I knew you’d get it, but I LIKE capital letters).
You assume too much!
Yes, let’s not make these judgments to hasstily.
Could you speak in a higher tone I couldn’t understand you with that strong bass of yours.
I gotta do it. Is that truck full of potatoes? Will the vicar drive?
They supply moving for all your donkey needs, bedunkedunk and other derived meanings, aka someone’s boss.
they use it whenever you have to order a new ass…
It will transport yo ass wherever it needs to go!
What about the rest of my corpse?
The zombies got it. Sorry.
Should have broken the glass.
Completely off topic here, but Dragon, do you have a good resource for a book on typesetting. I’m always confused about whether the period goes inside the parenthesis or out. When one underlines, whether the period is underlined, same with bolding. Same with the quotation marks and the period, etc. I need rules, or at least a book aI can point to. My Harbrace is too old and doesn’t say anything about this sort of thing…
It depends…there are different methods depending on where you are and in what discipline you are writing. Do you need the English or American method? They are different. Are you writing in the humanities or the sciences? APA method or MLA?
For American, I’d recommend either the MLA handbook (6th edition) or the Chicago Manual of Style.
I do graphic design, but never went to school for it. I don’t know what APA or ML is (are?) Mostly American English, though. I don’t get many British clients. What is the MLA of which you speak? Maybe I should just Google it…
It’s pretty much just used for citations for external work used and whatnot.
In that case, I’d go with the Chicago Manual of Style. It will tell you how to do all that stuff.
Thanks.
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/560/01/ This is a good
beginning resource for APA styling. APA is more for the sciences.
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/557/01/ This is a good
beginning resource for MLA styling. MLA is more for the liberal arts.
If you google APA or MLA style sample papers, you can get a feel for
where punctuation goes
Punctuation goes at the end of “goes”.
FUZZY coyote?
Welcome back again!
I’m looking for something more authoritative than “feel”.
The Little, Brown Compact Handbook by Jane E. Aaron is good too. If you can find it.
Of corpse it’ll transport the rest of you.
I think this service is for your mom
Yo, your mom’s so stupid she thinks ‘yo mama’ jokes are still funny.
Don’t be a smart ass.
The guy who has to drive this truck gets a bum deal.
That was a cheeky comment!
Butt still funny.
True.
I think I’ll have a beer with my lunch. Anyone else want a Heinie-ken?
bASS ale for me!
We don’t need your sarcaAS(S)am here.
Don’t get the rump!
He better watch out, lest he rear-end someone!
Noone replied to my joke
I thought people would be laughing their asses off.
We got it, but why would we want to try to follow that?
I lol’ed!
He could rear-end an ass-u-v!
Ass ssoon ass thiss truck goess by a line of horny idiotss formss behind it.
whatss iss up with the SS’ss?
considering that that company deals with Sweden, I might conclude, analogical to the very similar German, that “Ass” (like in German) is the Swedish translation of “ace”
and not to get off topic:
Nope, ace translates to “ess” in Swedish. But I’m not sure if it could mean something in Estonian.
It doesn’t.
What? The card “ace”? Like “ace of hearts” (hjärter ess)? Or “to be an ace at driving” (ett ess pÃ¥ att köra)? Last time I checked, it was a pretty direct translation.
Oh, you mean it doesnt mean anything in Estonian. Late night FAIL. Sorry.
Actually, it’s nowhere near FAIL, it’s a good marketing WIN. Ass means axle in Estonian.
So, what’s the *real* fail here? How ’bout that the wheels on the picture don’t match the wheels on the truck! :O
No, the fail is just below the front wheels, do you see the big white FAIL text?
A55 Transport? Perhaps?
EEEEEEEK! Lolspeak. Bad Matthew, bad!
Lolspeak? Where?
I don’t get this. I know it says “ASS” which is supposed to be funny but, what else about it should be funny?
I’m sorry, but I’m making this comment in the middle of the morning (in my country) and I’m not thinking very straight.
It doesn’t take a lot of thought to deem ‘ass’ as funny or not. (catchy!)
It’s funny cos the wheels on the panel look like they’re eyeing his ass!
It’s funny cos the truck is red, and a red ass means there was a spanking!
It’s funny cos the tree sticking out of the top looks like he has a hairy ass!
It’s funny cos the little cartoon truck painted on the side has a very large ass but very small headlights!
It’s funny cos the white thingummyjigbob on the side looks like his ass was censored!
It’s funny cos the word “transport” also means “rapture” or “joy”, so this truck is absolutely thrilled with having such a gigantic ass!
It’s funny cos even though the picture is in daylight, you can still see the moon!
It’s funny cos that truck is red, which is obviously alluding to a “red light district”…and it’s clear that that ass really gets around!
It’s funny cos the whole truck is filled with poor lil’
Jack Asses on the way to the Dog Food Factory and
they think it’s just a Field Trip!
HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!Ass Transport: Because it’s not your fault the tires popped when you stepped in your car.
I think the weight limit is two Americans….or 1 1/2 Canadians.
maybe it has the new driver assisted steering!!!
Well we know tht they haul ass!
Dude, I got that one right at the top. Do you read the previous comments? C’mon, you gotta keep up here. SeriASSly.
mayby he thought you needed the assist!!!
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Ass transport, i bet it is based in Arkansas.
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lol ASS transporter.. i wonder how many asses in that truck.. lol
Did anyone else notice that the font on this trailer is the exact same one used for the Star Trek series?
I was just about to comment on that. Of course, it’s classic Trek, but it’s being used for the new movie too.
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Ah, so I’m not alone in my fontgeekness either lol Good eye!
“captains log… stardate 11-14-2009… we’ve rendezvoused with the ASS Transport starship after receiving a distress call two days ago… there appears to be no life signs aboard the derelict… myself, Lt. Spock, Bones, and Scotty will for the scout party and survey the ships computer for any record of what might have occured here…
captains log… additional, ensign Ricky’s collection of red baseball caps somehow got mixed in with the entire crews laundry last week… must remember to send in those uniform acquisition forms to Starfleet Command when we return from this mission…”
heh…pink is my favorite colo(u)r..*aerosmith…Perhaps he was hoping everyone’s shirt would be red?
I did too! I was just reading the comment to see anyone else noticed before I posted a comment about it.
Makes me wonder: what does Star Trek have in common with ass? (ok, most women on the shows had nice ones, especially Nana Visitor, but still…)
Made even funnier by the fact that they’re RED!
Sweden Estonia. The ass part makes perfect sense – seeing how Sweden is already facing some obesity problems, so maybe they want to transfer some of their fat to neighboring Estonia.
hey, that’s STAR TREK font
This is the truck you need when someone says “get your ass out of here!”
Ok, lame, I know.
maybe it’s the Michael Jackson US tour trailer…
Penis. Oh, and I’m FIRST yet again.
For the times when you’re told to “MOVE YOUR ASS!”.
They’re Hauling Ass!
Hey, check it, I’m LASSt!
LOL, horrible I know….
Yes it is horrible… because your not lASSt.
HA HA! …. really that’s all I got.
Ms. Winfrey, your latest shipment is here – now remember; just because you have it doesn’t mean you have to put in all on at once like you have been….
You cant have a monkey without a sexual incounter with a russian antelope. You cant have a gerbil if you havent shouted ” i like plastic containers” from the top of an arabian ice cream store.
Yet, saying this..i have failed to also announce that you can NOT. Most definitely can NOT, have a twirling penis enlarger if you havent replaced the ice cubes in your dishwasher.
Please, watch out for the tulip urine, dont slip on it.
Could be BASS transport and some graffiti-ist took out the B. I know that’s how I’d transport my baby if I had the money!
I smell Photoshop….
Finally somebody with a freaking brain! Its definitely photoshopped.
Haha I stand corrected! It is a real company from sweden. Oops
Wash your hands better next time.
Did you read any of the above comments? It is a different language.
Like some of y’all said, these people haul @$$, so I think it’s actually a win.
Haha, some people just don’t think things through.
That driver has REALLY fat ass, if he needs a trailer to transport it.
brings new meaning to hauling ass!
NONE of these ass jokes have been funny. You all fail!
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I thought mine was pretty clever.
I thought so, too.
*hug*
It was very clever! I love reading everyone’s comments.
WTF??
i have seen this truck.. i live in estonia
That must be a seriously wide load.
They’re hauling ass !
jackasses……………….
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Why is the trailer so close to the cab? This rig must have a 300 foot (100 m) turning radius. Maybe they can park it that way to conserve space, and then stretch it out for the road?
Haulage company name WIN!
last
And definitely least.
That is… dam …….
who failed this extreme failure fail bus?
Anti Scam Society.
Armadillo Sick-Suck
Lolz..
They’re hauling ass. Duh.
next comment is so gay and the first one too
That’s some gaydar you’ve got. Are you sure your real name isn’t Fabulouslord?
suck balls…suck ass…
Looks like “haulin’ ass” was already covered a few times in the comments, but I’ll say it too anyways!
mhm if this would be a german truck, then the “Ass” would mean “Ace”
so its “Ace Transport”..
LOL all those ass comments with the Ass-U-V and asstounding and the others are better then this picture ^^
Talk about hauling ass.
This is actually VERY funny. This, because there is a lot of trafficking transports between Estonia and Sweden.
LOL all those ass comments with the Ass-U-V and asstounding and the others are better then this picture ^^
hih
Ass means ace in german
Ass means a long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.
Perfectly fine name for a haulage company.
This thread should be *Fail* american understanding of basic english.
Anyone else reminded of Rat Race?
“You know what’s back there?”
“ASS. We’re hauling ass.”
star trek font fail
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Your momma so fat…
O!
I’ve seen that when i was on vacation in Sweden…:D *proud*
You see – estonia-sweden on the side
This truck is from Estonia.
So…this is not a fail.
In Italy there’s a society called “Ass-Italia”.
Do you want to make that a fail too, or finally understand that “A.S.S.” is simply a combination of three letters that is very common in several languages, with DIFFERENT meanings?
This could be from Germany. Ass means Ace, as from playing cards.
Sorry, no fail.
Star Trek font win?
We’re hauling Ass For SURE!!
hey Khyber C… who are you… you stole my name…
who the hell are you?
Sweden-Estonia? Shouldn’t that be a ship? How do you drive from Estonia to Sweden?
Foreign names that look or sound funny in your own language are not fails!
How Kim Kardashian hauls ass (without having to make two trips)
HAHA! KHYBER!
Thank you.
I’m pretty sure that’s the font from Star Trek: The Original Series
Is that meatwad?
umm… khyber…pritika is talking to me… lol… and i am mearwad not the other khyber… AKO
I have seen before, IRL!
In romanian language ass means ace. But it’s still a fail in other languages.
haha now THATS haulin ass hahahaha
The company realy exists in Estonia. You can see Estonia Sweden written into side also.
Here is another picture..
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2005/ass-transport.jpg
It’s not a fail ass is just the german word for ace^^