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yes, they’re lowering spelling standards everywhere!
They could be lowaring the intelligance standards as well.
Ok. so Y do u think teechars r dum?
I would say “great reference to the past cheer-leading fail,” but judging from your name, I don’t know if you meant to speak like that.
Just get this straight. We like proper grammar and spelling here.
And I’m sorry if that was the joke you were making (probably was)… I posted that as a notice for other Failbloggers as well.
I think what makes this a Fail is they misspelled difference. it wouldnt be as big of a Fail if it weren’t for the trolley cart pushed by the lallygag.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Obviously, fhe FAIL is the penis-shaped sidewalk.
Jeez, I never even noticed that! Of course, now it’s very obvious. And Portage begins with the letter “P”. Hmm, it’s all coming together now.
It’s called “Portage” so people (also starts with a ‘p’) will have to walk AROUND the sign, ON the sidewalk.
They’re devilishly clever in Michigan.
Mwahahaha. Yes we are.
i believe its called queso
Portigonians Love a good Penis. They also cannot spell.
Sad.
It’s Portage Indiana. That sign is real close to where I went to middle school.
lol its portage, mi. i went to that school hahahahhahahaha
It is not in Portage, Indiana. I live in Merrillville. It can’t be Portage in Indiana because their colors are red and white, not green and white. It would not make sense for it to be a green sign.
I have to admit, I thought the same thing when I first saw it.
Garanteed to make the bigest diferrences!!
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Maybe they fell on their heads at the playground??
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DB
Oooh! Is it my little lozenge’s birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOZ!
*hug!*
*pinches bum*
*pinches bum back*
I like it when the pinching is mutual.
Teehee
maybe they really do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diff%C3%A9rance
Happy Birthday LOZ!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*wheels out pastry cart*
Happy Birthday, Loz! I brought some
balloonsice cream for the party.Hello Sidhe! Get the letter?
Oh my! Happy birthday, Loz. Have a great weekend.
*squeeze*
Hiya, coyote!
Yes.
Differance is a word, created by Derrida in his philosophy so its not quite as fail as one would think.
queso
Haha…I definitely went to Portage schools kindergarten-12th grade
Maybe you should check your lowering spelling Bassplaya
*signs “someone” up for Humo(u)r 101*
Sheesh.
>snicker<
*pinch*
Okay. Who stole the snickers bar?
*Chuckles*
I think that it’s funny that you complain about having proper grammar and spelling on here when you can’t even spell lowering correctly. Even when it’s spelled correctly for you on the post above you.
flea is that you you can totally email me anytime you want cuz i think itz you
Don’t know if you did it on purpose, but regardless i hardly think it’s fair that you nuts off at someone about their grammar and spelling when you spell intelligence and lowering wrong.
Like i said, not sure whether youre joking or not, if you are it still doesnt seem right to have a go at someone for it.
I’m indifferant to that.
Grape drank?
Teacher sez – don’t do drugz
This is your brain on a sign.
Teacher says “study” or *bonk bonk*!
the funny thing is this in my town. the school that is shown is school for students that dropped out or got expelled from a school. Im more than sure that a student did that.
Considering your lack of proper capitalization and punctuation, I’m willing to bet it was YOU.
I actually graduated from a high school where we exceed in academic excellence. I actually graduated pretty close to the top of my class of 500.
You actually made a diffrance.
pretty close only counts in horse shoes and spelling
I actually don’t believe you.
lawl @ your blatant lie. You’re not the only one who lives in portage, this is just a normal school, not some correction facility. Don’t try to say our schools ‘exceed academic standards’ when half the kids at our high school are heroin addicts.
caint sea no problim heer…
hay men, it cen heppan enywhare
all the differance
The bast aducation a child can gat.
Funny, you don’t sound dissimilar to people from certain areas in Belfast…
Yu no, thay kud be hukd on fonix.
Sure! monkay fonix like cartman has
Dit you larn tew speeks an spell down ina
swamps ah Louisiana likes BOGGY done?
oh
one littel letter do makes a differance don’ts it?
Yet it dues.
Shat happans.
Not when you’ve got you a 6th grade education like I do! Anyone wanna hear me do my gazintas?
NO
S’up!
Me. Barely.
’tis your countrywoman’s 21nd Burfday!
Live anywhere near Belfast?
You could be her designated river!
How’s your wee bit of Ireland today?
21st parties rule.
My wee bit of Ireland is wet as usual.
Depends… WTF is a gazinta?
Small sample: 2 gazinta 4 twice. 2 gazinta 6 3 times, etc.
Thank you, Jethro.
Almost wet myself laughing
Hammykins has some Depends ^
Yes, but if the Pedobear was running this joint, it could be “The bast abduction a child can gat.”
maybe they employ the cut out of Arnold to watch over the kiddies too
Dear god I hope the school’s speciality is not English.
*throws BFF a comma*
Hey Kids!
How’s Japan? (what city?) Meeting relatives? Traveling? Or else?
How’s Belfast? Good break? Destroying braincells in a moderate fashion?
Belfast is good. It is my birthday so of course the entire city is celebrating.
Plenty of brain cells shall be destroyed tonight, no doubt.
How’s your oak?
Wow! Happy Birthday! 20st? 21nd? 22th?
The oak is fine. There are plenty of plastic eggs, full of candies,
scattered around so I will not starve. The area under me was
envaded by small humans and their cute Mommies yesterday!
I have relined the master bedroom with fluffy multicolo(u)red
grass I stole from the small children’s baskets yesterday. It is
festive! I also
captured aacquired a large 12″tall statuary for my den. I call it “Bunny with Basket” and it is
solid chocolate! It probably will not last the week!
21nd
I’m jealous of your large brown thing! You should call it ‘Lindt’.
I gave up chocolate for Lent*… Thus what a more fitting name
could we cleverly come up with w/o taxing our brains further?
None? GOOD!
LINDT it is!
On Monday I shall announce a LINDT FEST! And we can all
devour massive amounts of chocolate and act awfully addled!
*not really, what’s Lent anyway?
Lent is another ridiculous, dogmatic christian tradition. They do it to appease their sadistic, invisible best-friend. Remember?
*snortroffle*
Cannae wait for the Lindt fest!
I’ll reserve you an ear, right or left? We prolly could start Sunday afternoon if we don’t mention to anyone else.
Actually, Lent is a Catholic tradition, not a “Christian” one – it’s not biblica, and most Christians don’t follow it.
*adds the letter ‘l’*
So…Catholics aren’t Christian anymore??
Someone alert the pope!!
Yeah that’s what I was thinking… lol. And my point still stands.
I think you’ve nailed the embodiment of theological discourse with one thrust, straight to the heart of the matter LOZ.
*phones pope*
Hello… i have sumfink to tellz yhuuu
Hell isn’t biblical, either, but how many of those sheep believe in it, hmmm?
It’s a Lutheran thing too. They follow it, just not exactly the same way as the Catholics.
Happy birthday Loz! Being 21, you can really make a differance.
.
I have no gifts, except for a plane ticket to Cape Town, South Africa! How does that sound? And I’ll even add on this H-bomb for you, just so that you can sate you sadistic desires, if they ever arise…
Being 21 means nothing here
I don’t know why it’s considered a milestone when we can already drive, drink etc. I need to feel liberated somehow!
Blowing up Cape Town isn’t exactly what I had in mind, though…
I thought that you wanted a big boom? If so, then rather change your ticket from Cape Town to Johannesburg. No one cares about it anyway.
Can you get a plane ticket direct to Kim Jung Il’s head?
My mom’s a travel agent, so that shouldn’t be a problem.
*changes ticket to Kim Jung 2’s head, with H-bomb attached to the nose*
There you go! You should eject before it lands…just a precaution.
There is a differance between Kim Jung Il (il) and Kimg Jung 2 (ii)… may bee you’re teecher wood no.
fail
*Kim
fail for me too… happens to the best of us.
FAILs all around, bartender!
Drop H-Bomb while in Iranian Airspace in some worthless desert part.
…I’m not looking to start a war thanks.
Happy Birthday Loz!!! Hope you pull-up okay next week – you know, with the advent of the next war in your hands and all
Happy birthday loz, have a good one and drink one for me, we 88’s are a special group.
GOODNESS!
It’s my birthday too!
*confetti*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US
Hullo Skwerlly.
Japan’s doing great, thanks. The cherry blossom season is in full swing, and people in their hundreds are heading for parks all over Tokyo. The only relative I’ve met is my grandmother. Not much travelling, save for shopping etc.
ENJOY!! Oh! and it Loz’z Birthday!
Why thank you, Skwerlly. Is it really? Happy Birthday Loz! I’m sorry I haven’t a gift, but how about this impromptu origami crane?
Thanks BFF
An origami crane sounds beautiful! I’m so jealous you’re in Japan, I’d love to see it during cherry blossom season. We have a cherry blossom but I’m guessing it’s pathetic in comparison.
*gives Loz a brand-new red pen engraved with her name*
Happy Birthday, dear friend.
*squeeze*
Oh oh oh!
Thank you, is it pre-filled with troll-blood or do I have the pleasure of filling it up myself?
*HUGS*
It’s totally empty. Have at it!
Happy Birthday Loz!!!!
*hands over barrel of rum*
This should keep you busy for a while!
Oh, and if you are still trying to gain weight, this site has everything you need.
Here’s hoping the link works, clickie my name!
‘Scuse me…I have to go barf now.
*GACK!*
My mom showed me the site while we were in the airport in Baltimore. We went through about 5 pages before we had to stop. It was stop, or never eat again.
No clicky!
Marius, it’s food. Nothing but food. Gross and disgusting amounts of food, and weird combinations of food. Scroll up and clickie, it’s kinda like the weight watchers cards, with more ick.
Running to the store. I will clicky when I get back.
*Squeeze*
LOTS and LOTS more ick!!
I really can’t imagine that anyone actually eats these things.
I think I need a ShamWow to wipe up all this drool.
OMG…Loz will be so thrilled that the chocolate-covered bacon made it onto that site!
Hee…!
Eat BEFORE you clickie!!
Hammy, eeeeeewwwwww!
Dragon, I thought of her when I saw the pic at the airport!
The Thunderdome:
Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.
I want this more than world peace.
I’ll schedule you for your triple bypass now, shall I?
Hammy, that could feed a family of four for a week!
Wait, you’re 16-17? Never mind, you still have that hollow leg thing going for you. You can eat anything you want and not gain an ounce. I remember those days.
Why do I get the feeling he’s gonna try and get his family to make that? Hammy, don’t tell ‘em where you found out about it, I’d hate to have to go into hiding.
Don’t worry, I’d never sell you down the river like that.
I could probably get my brother (18) to go along with it. And possibly my 21-year-old sister.
My mom, who works for Public Health, on the other hand…
It’ll take all of you guys to even come close to finishing that much food! Listen to your mother, she knows.
God, I feel old now.
Try this on for size…Hammy is younger than my son would have been this year.
But that does NOT make me old…it makes him extraordinarily young.
My friend could totally take that on. He plays no sports and gets almost no physical activity at all, he eats fast food for dinner 2-3 times a week, and he buys a pizza slice for lunch every day. He’s barely 110 pounds.
My other friend once ate a pizza and a half in one sitting.
If the three of us worked together, I’m sure we could make it through.
I’d like a metabolism transplant, please.
I love it. But it comes with a curse. I’m incredibly lazy and like to sleep in. as a result, I usually only have time for a piece of toast for breakfast on my way to the school bus. Every day, by the end of second period, I’m extremely hungry.
Where was this food when I was 18?
Hee, Avis, I’ve actually seen that site before!
Incredibly gross. Some combinations of food are just plain wrong.
And what age is hammy? Another young’un to corrupt?
Born ‘93.
(1993)
aww, you’re older than BFF at least!
Hammy, that is the year I graduated from high school.
I need a drink.
I have shoes that are older than that. I need a drink of Geritol.
Oh, you should all change your names to “Grumpy Curmudgeon” and start yelling at the young’uns to get off your lawns.
I thought that “Grumpy Curmudgeon” was going to be the new name for failblog.
Why’s that, darling coyote?
And why are you so fuzzy today??
What’s that? Speak up!
*turns on Avis’ hearing aid*
There ya go, dearie.
*promptly removes self from lawn*
I shall let y’all guess as to why am fuzzy.
Drunk…?
Ohhh! Thank you sweets! I’ll just go retire to my rocking chair and catch up on my knitting now.
*totters over to rocking chair*
Don’t forget your twelve cats!
*Rubs the top Coyote’s dome*
It must be spring.
Ooh! Does that bring good luck?
*rubrubrubrubrub*
OF. . . damn it, bukkit please.
Hair coming back in?
I don’t drink. What could be that once was and then wasn’t?
*bukkits Marius*
Just in time for Easter, I have hares.
Hee, hee! Poor Avis.
*Gives some hot chicken soup in a cup with a lid*
Splork!
(And I know coyote…I was just being a smartass. *smooch!*)
Hee!
*cough, cough, whheeeeeeeeeze, hack, cough*
Laughing still makes me cough.
You a smartass Dragon. Perish the thought. You wouldn’t even know where to begin.
I’m off to eat dinner.
Hugs to all! TTFN
*scritches coyote’s head*
Hi gang!
*POUNCE!!!!!
Hi!
*holds up glasses to see new-comer*
Oh, hello there!
Don’t forget your oxygen mask, hon. That will help your breathing.
By the way, has anyone seen my teeth? I seem to have misplaced them. So thoughtless of me, really.
HI AVIS!
I brought new hearing aid batteries.
They’re in your mashed bananas and gruel. Must have fallen out while you were dozing between bites.
Oh! Thank you so much, both of you dearies!
Seriously, I’m gonna have to stop this or I really am gonna hack up a lung!
My last post must be a personal best for bad punctuation. Sorry, but having hair again must have gone to my head.
May I point out that I am considerably older than Avis. So leave her alone you disrespectful teeny boppers! AARP shall hear of this!
By the way Avis I told you on your blog GO…TO…BED.
*refrains from making a smartass comment*
If you want to sell that rage you’ll have to shake your fist, old timer.
I am in bed! I’m actually feeling a LOT better today. But laughing still triggers the coughing.
Eat a pizza, go for a marathon run. it balences it self out. ( balences is deliberate. *tries to keep it on topic*)
Japan’s getting warmer (Iwate Prefecture). It’s nice. Lovely season this is–it’s situated neatly between “bloody cold” and “spiders everywhere.”
They should have used a DICITIONARY.
They should have had a V8.
They could be mad at teacakes.
Sparky I love your name
TK, are you giving him attention?!?
DOWN boy!!
yes i am ^-^ teehee. And i’m not a boy…. o_0
I’ll give you some attention though too WN. here ::hands WN half of the attention I have left::
Poor kitty now has attention deficit.
Or possibly even a DICTIONARY.
I wonder whether the differance is positive.
You mean ‘positave’.
Poor Davud can’t spall.
Whet a sully biy.
Bt at lst he cn rd ths, so he hs a ftre as a tchr at Prtg Cmnty Edctn Ctr. Or smthng.
Oh, it looks like I forgot to change my name back…anyway, It’s done now!
Can you read the following sentence? It has no vowels:
h, t lks lke frgt t chng my nm bck…nywy, t’s dn nw!
That sentence has an e. E is a vowel.
Busted!
Shamed!
WOW!
Well, none of you will live to tell anyone! Muahahaha! *drops H-bomb*
*runs away fast*
Myth busted? No, e is a vowel, so myth confirmed.
Ah, but the myth is “…the following sentence? It has no vowels.”
The sentence has an e, so myth busted.
wlel, you konw wath’s azinamg? it’s taht you can raed tihs, eevn toghuh the lteetrs aenr’t in the rhgit oerdr! bgolges the mnid, deson’t it?
I suppose it is mind boggling. But it’d take more than that to boggle MY mind. I was born mind-boggled. Baffled. Befuddled. Be right back; there’s some small shiny objects that I have to go stare at for a few hours.
The strange thing is that people then take that to next level and start speaking LOLSPEAK. You look at it once and can never forget it.
Yeah, but then it becomes completely unreadable. Plus I think it depletes your IQ.
I’ll try to remember that.
Coyote! How are you?
Doing fine. Enjoying my first day off in four weeks.
Good to hear! I have missed you.
I’ve been so dragged out that I haven’t even failbloged. I think that I am suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
Failblog withdrawal I hope.
I think they missed a full stop … right?!
SPELLCHACK FAIL
Shhhh! Quite down! I’m trying to sleep.
judging on your posting-activity, I’d say you’re anything but asleep – or even trying to sleep
Judging from your attitude, I’d say you’re a little new here and are trying to poke your foot around in the comments to see if you get any bites. You seem a bit confused… here are some basic guidelines of Failblog comments:
Don’t be a smart-ass
Don’t be a buzzkill
Don’t be a troll
Don’t be a tool
Use tham mighty fiiine grammars ‘n spelling
Did I forget anything?
Probably, but I just woke up…needcoffeemore!
Aaak! Don’t mention caffeine to me!
Wait…crap….”don’t be a smartass??”
I’m in soooooo much trouble.
It’s OK! DW you’re always the good kind of Smartass,
because you’re actually an Intelligent Smartypants!
Smartpants. . . they expound for you!
But I don’t want to expound! I’m trying to be reductive right now.
How about our new moderation overall? They’re flexible and go well with anything.
It is better to be a smartass than a dumbass.
I’ll have to remind my teachers of that.
…are you not new here?
Eh… older than him/her.
Ah, Loz, you’ve met one of our newer additions, and by newer I mean “joined the FB community while you were working hard”.
Thanks for introducing me, Bondfan!
I’m normally not as pissy (I don’t think), I had just woken up after a killer migraine and unfortunately could still operate the computer while half asleep.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Happy birthday!
Hell yeah! ‘Course I am! Fastest player out there!
Although sometimes I just like to lay down and listen to Jaco.
why is everyone so edgy today? … lol
you’re like the 5th person today I provoked with just very mild cynism o_O
must be some global weather thingy, I guess
btw – by posting those rules, you are braking your 1st rule xD (and so am I, but I don’t give a *F* about rules most of the time)
*Brakes smartie, just for the halibut*
Aaaahhhh….I just love it how he pissed a bunch of people off, but THEY are the ones with the problem.
The janitor did it!
In the library!
With the fire-alarm-locking-wrist-cuff thing.
but he got caught when his getaway camero failed
So he tried to escape in a Fed Ex truck.
But was caught in traffic due to some trucker spilling his load on the highway.
Dude…..I never thought my school would make it to graph jam!
That school’s the remedial community school, right in front of my high school.
Oh, Portage….you are a fail.
Wait… am I misreading or did you refer to this as Graph Jam?
He did. Graphjam is over there, Ko.
*points*
Scary.
I guess Portage is a fail…
Is this the same Portage in NW Indiana?
I believe it’s in Michigan. Same differance though.
Does the Indiana one have a penis-shaped sidewalk too?
I dunno, but the one in Wisconsin does.
Yes, this photo is from Portage, MI. That PCEC building is about a 1/2 mile from my home.
nope. this is definitely portage, MI. It’s the next school district over from mine…
yes it’s in Indiana not Michigan. I used to run cross country and we’d go by that sign almost every day.
By definition, PORTAGE:
“refers to the practice of carrying a canoe or other boat over land to avoid an obstacle on the water route”…
or, in this case, that obstacle is spelling knowledge.
Derrida for the win!
I’m glad someone else got this, this is classic Deconstruction people, TOTAL POSTMODERN TEACHER WIN.
Postmodernism never wins.
but différance can neither be conceptualized nor realized, it recedes continuously.
if they were to make a différance it would expose différance which would cause différance to be “exposed to disappearing as disappearance. It would risk appearing: disappearing.”
So, in fact, by Derrida win, teacher fail – continuously. The win/fail binary has been exploded.
Yes! This is a total win, not a fail.
Yeah. I guess Derrida is the janitor at that school.
I read that with a french accent….le diferance, oui?
le fail anyway. :p
différence.
I dont´t see the differenz there.
Vive la differance.
I keep thinking Portage –> Failage…someone get it outta my head! X_X
*does brain surgery on jasonk*
*fails to remove Portage-> Failage*
Uhh…I’m sorry to say that he will never be coming back again. Ever. Sooo…
Happy!Sad…Actually, as a whitewater kayaker, I must insist that Portage > FAILage, and, in most cases, is – in point of actual fact – a method of preventing FAILage.
I’m sure more people would be happy if you left.
Biiiig education Fail!
They could be invoking Derrida. I mean, elementary schools teach deconstruction, right?
When you’ve been taught at Portage Community Education Centre, you spell sucess!
Well, they really do make a differance!
If they would have just used a duckshinaree, they wouldn’t have had this proplem
It’s LOZ’s 21nd BIRTHDAY !!!
Everyone should know!
I’ll start handing out the balloons!
I’ll decorate!!!
I singed a LOZ a SONG!My speshully BURFDAY’S Songs!
Looks down. Weeee I singes it aganes! Yay!
Has yoo a Happee Burfday!Ever bodies can sing a long!
You gots a Happee Burfday!
An nuffin cans goes wrong!
It pretty girl Loz’s Burfday!Maybe it are BOGGY Burfday tooooo?
But dats OK cuz we all sings “HOOO RAY!!!”
Cuz it a HAPPEE BURFDAY 4 YOOOOO!
*looks frantic*
wear she gode? LOZ?
.
.
LOZ? LaaaaaaaaZZZZuuuuuuh!Haha, you guys are nuts! And please BFF, no more balloons, my mum actually has like 21 pink helium balloons downstairs. *shudders*
Pity that they aren’t made our of hydrogen…
*hands Loz 99 luftballons*
Its sparkler time!
*adds 99 sparklers to cake*
*lights all sparklers*
*passes through room filled with said 99 balloons*
*comes out in a daze*
Well now I know that I’m not a zombie!
Uhhh, could anyone help me with these burns? They kinda hurt…a lot.
*sniff* Misread…thought it was Sparky time. *sniff*
Well, you will change your avatar a day early!
Oh well, in my mind it’s ALWAYS Sparky time! If the voices says it’s ok, that is.
lol, the those who did that are Miserable Failure!
Ugh. My attempt at an earworm backfired. I’ve been whistling this f*cking tune all day.
whats the fail
No MO Bahwoons!?
.
.
Awwwwwwwwww!
.
*lets go of 21,000 18" Mylar Balloonswith Loz's likeness printed on them*
PURTY!*watches strangely shiny object float by outside living room window*
Wait! Those aren’t balloons! They’re H-Bombs! RUUUUN!
21? Sure would love to be 21 again.
Happy birthday LOZ!
HAY! LOZ!! I seed it you Burfday! :OI not know when BOGGY Burfday is be,
but I prolly gots a Burfday one day,
BOGGY gunna singe yoo a my speshull Burfday SoNG!!
.
Has yoo a Happee Burfday!Ever bodies can sing a long!
You gots a Happee Burfday!
An nuffin cans goes wrong!
It pretty girl Loz's Burfday!
Maybe it are BOGGY Burfday tooooo?
But dats OK cuz we all sings “HOOO RAY!!!”
Cuz it a HAPPEE BURFDAY 4 YOOOOO!
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The New HIT SONG
“Has Yoo a HAPPEE BURFDAY!”
Is Copyright 03/10/2009 Boggy(Lyricist) & Skwerlly Bob (Composer)
note: melody kinda sounds like "Holly Jolly Christmas"
…and we are getting reports of a sudden deafness epidemic sweeping across the eastern coast of the United States. Unconfirmed sources state a garbled song had caused the loss of hearing.
Thank God I live in Canada!
Amen to that.
Psh, it’s all the same thing
HAY!
I don’t want to claim the Canadians, thank you.
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY LOZ
YAY 
*checks clattering teletype*
“Unconfirmed sources state a garbled song had caused the temporary loss of hearing. Smiles are on everyone’s faces. Though disoriented and confused everyone affected also seems to want to wish someone called “LOZ” a “HAPPEE BURFDAY!“
At least they’re not wishing her a happy barfday!
no makes fun ub BOGGY LISP! Ooo-kay?Ok boggy, ok…I won’t…
That reminds me of the time when I was on this cruise, and there was this guy who was singing really badly. It wasn’t karaoke or anything, this guy was getting to paid to sing. One of the songs he had to sing for some reason was “Happy Birthday to you” and I swear it sounded like he was saying happy bathday. Maybe he was, after all, for some people it only comes once a year. May as well celebrate.
But differances do not a teacher make.
At least they didn’t use an apostrophe in TEACHERS.
Our teacher’s making a differance?
Is anyone else holding out hope for the possibility that the sign’s offering a terse critique of education and deconstructionism?
No? Nerd fail.
It generally helps to read previous comments before making the assumption that nobody has reached a similar conclusion to you. Deconstructionism has been brought up in the comments section multiple times already. You fail.
Done homework on failblog comments win.
Ist so coll tat tey do tis kimd of stuf, u guy shaould b ashaimed of uselves
they just dont know how to spell,
love estelle
x
this is ridicylous
love estelle
x
sez you
And, if I don’t love estelle?
Holy crap. I think this may be from near where I live.
Looks like an oldish photo, though – I’m pretty sure that sign has been replaced since.
And if I am right about this:
The Portage Community Education Center is not a school, per se. But it is right next to a high school. It’s more of a night classes sort of place.
Useless information win.
Wait, it’s for night classes? My god, what fools we’ve all been. Criticising an education centre for incorrect spelling, the whole time not realising the classes within it aren’t held during the day. Obviously it would be much too dark for them to get it right at night, how could we expect otherwise?
*facepalm*
*yawn* I may as well go to bed. 1:20am where I am (that place with the kangaroos for those who don’t know). Goodnight!…. err…. morning.
I always suspected that some failblogers [sic] were kept in zoos…
*gives sic failblogers chicken noodle soup*
What material is that transcribed from?
WOW!
It’s 1:20am there inside the Zoo and I’m outside and it’s like 11:20am!
WOW! 10 Hours difference from one side of town to another. WEIRD!
Kangaroos are tasty.
And no, they don’t taste like chicken.
Okay. Whatever makes you hoppy. I thought that they tasted like Skippy peanut butter.
You just made Percy Crosby spin in his grave.
PCEC is where the school district its in sends its “problem students”, often because they have the lack of credits to graduate, behavior issues and other things.
Maybe they’re doing a section on Derrida….
lol, this just may be the all time classic. This definitely deserves to be Babe Ruth or Ted Williams in the fail hall of fame.
Prank by the students?
Haaaaah, suck it, Portage!!!
I’m from Kalamazoo, this just made my life.
oh please katie, i used to go to kalamazoo schools and pretty much all of them are as good as PCEC!
hahahaha! Too bad the kids at Kalamazoo schools are still dummer.
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Hah, I live a couple minutes away from this school. Glad I didn’t go to it.
as a portage citizen, its great knowing that this school is pretty much for anyone who is not smart enough for regular high school..I can see now that the teachers don’t help very much…
I’m pretty sure that the teachers aren’t in charge of the sign.
Another comment cheering Jacques Derrida!
That’s only a couple hours away. And that’s about all you need to know about Portage, WI.
That is actually taken in Portage, MI.
I would say “great reference to the past cheer-leading fail,” too. it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo can suck ass if there were more spelling swear words errors.
yeah i live in this portage. this building is right in front of my school. it’s pretty much just one step above juvy which makes this sign even funnier, at least for me. (‘it’ being that building…not my school)
ah the joys of public education
They must be using the new re formd speleng kerrickulum!
Clearly they’re referring to the Foucauldian concept, not the English word… (tehe)
Differance, is French for difference
Duh!!!!!
Let’s be fair, we all know this is a reference to Derrida cleverly snuck into the sign as if to say our teachers engender the double movement of difference and deferral of language to create meaning.
hahahaha I go to Portage schools and this school sign is for the kids who are failing classes and can’t make it in regular school hahah how ironic
Ha ha portage, suck it. I’m from kalamazoo.
FERST!
Not a large difference :/
I know where that is, and I am somehow not surprised to see that at PCEC.
The sad thing is, half the people on this site probably don’t know what’s wrong with this picture.
Glad to see portage failed so hard.
One man’s school sign fail is another man’s Derrida win!
Although Derrida win is philosophy fail ;_;
An ‘E’ would make one too…
Oh no wonda, dis stay one Portagee school eh? Ass why.
GO UNCLE MIKEE, ahahah.
Dear English-speakers :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diff%C3%A9rance
Just so everyone is aware…this picture is at least 10 years old. Not sure where the poster dug it up, but there’s not even a front parking lot in this shot.
For those of you who think that this daycare/school is for losers/dropouts…well, you are probably a good part of the reason the students at this school chose to leave yours. I’m glad your lives have gone perfectly. Empathy fail.
wow thats why pcec is for drop outs!!! haha
Could it be Portage Pennsylvania? The Mustangs color is green.