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(Intelligence wont nest below this level)
oh yes it will
♪ Footsteps on the dance floor,
Remind me baby of you… ♪
*puts fingers in ears*
LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Our technician says you can hear us, Jam.
Elll Ohhh Elll
yes I am definitely just jealous of high school chicks who still think that abercrombie is fashionable. i feel like this might be fake, but then again, there are some really dumb people out there.
I agree, it was obviously photoshopped.
I don’t see why it needs to be photoshopped. Anominity is a wonderful thing.
I think maestro said what is called Irony, what I’m not shur cuz we chearlidrs don’t know such wordz
It does exist, but the idiot who posted it is saying whoever googled the text from the pic is stupid.
Link:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090410205434AAL4ytI
Haha, apparently it was a joke.
I’m not so sure I believe that.
You don’t have to be a cheerleader to fail at understanding Irony, in general no Americans can seem to grasp it
Amuricanz is dum lawls
hey now! thats just Texas!
Makes me glad to be an outlier.
I’m not even going to go into how you just proved that FAIL picture right… But rest assured you’ve just proved that the majority of cheerleaders are products of shallow stupidity and several DARWINISM FAILS. Oh I’m sorry, are these words too big for you to understand? In smaller words, most cheerleaders ARE and forever will be stupid. Clear?
Of course cheerleaders know what Irony is! It’s what wrinkly cheer clothes need!
No. It’s not. FAIL. This is an example: Family Guy episode. Peter makes a new town Petoria near a twinkie factory because the majority of the earth was destroyed [Think Terminator Salvation]. Then he makes guns out of the water pipes. During this, Stewie becomes a squid due to toxic waste and lays eggs in the basement of the family house. Once the town finds out that Peter made the guns out of the irrigation pipes [pipes used for water if that's easier for you to understand] and they subsequently kick him out. Then, the army of Stewie’s attack the town while the citizens are throwing away the guns. Then this one guy tells this other guy, “hey, remember when you were asking me what the definition of irony was?”
It’s not ironic that most cheerleaders are idiots. Try that.
It’s actually sarcasm, and not Irony
Please…. don’t talk as if you’re intelligent. You’re a cheerleader and you can’t even spell what it is that you do. That should be a fail posted all over FAIL Blog.
… You just used a Family Guy episode for a definition on sarcasm? Really, man? Really?
Try this: you live through cancer that has a 99% chance of killing you, then getting in a lethal car accident.
I can totally tell it’s shopped, you can tell by the shading in the r’s.
indeed.
Yes anominity is a wonderful thing, you know what else is nice? Anonymity.
Wouldn’t it be easier just to write the thing in Yahoo answers than to find an account named Fearless Cheerleader then Photoshop the question?
Unless that’s Photoshopped, too
It was obviously photoshopped. You can see that the shadows don’t match.
Is everything photoshopped?
yes.
rogallia’s answer was originally “no”. You can tell if you look at the pixels around the ‘e’.
I cant find this question lol
but this is hilarious XD if you’re going to complain, shouldn’t you spell correctly?
LOL
Can this person even walk and breathe at the same time?
No, It isn’t. This Girl is really stupid.
You made me lol.
*Squeeze!*
Where’s Mr. Cuddles when you need him?
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im on mispace and twiter.
Or you can just google the title….
OIC now, pShop guru!
*applaud*
Successful troll got published!
I see it now.
What about people who use Acorn… or Picasa?
Why is everything Photoshopped?
*sniff*
WHYYYYY!
Oh, ahem… just kidding. I just wikipedia’d for how memes work. And what a meme is.
Oh, and I googled your mom. Twice.
No.
In Soviet Russia, Photoshop nests intelligence below you.
Or something like that. I’ll have to ask a cheerleader to be sure.
I sure is hope that you dont mocking me. I writed this out of my rage against inteligense
just stop talking
lol nice cant even spell. its intelligence. -.-
sarcasm FAIL
Are you the same guy who goes around to EVERY fail and says it’s photoshopped? It seems like for every good fail, there’s someone who spoils it for everyone else by saying “It’s photoshopped.” Hey, I might get myself a career and go around doing that, too! Do they pay you by the hour, or by the comment?
Obviously. Look at her avatar! The shadows are all wrong. Wait a minute, YOU MUST BE PHOTOSHOPPED TOO!!! DON’T LIE TO MEEEE!!!
no its really true i found the actual question and asker on yahoo answers!
actually the question was deleted
http://www.google.com/search?q=cheerleader+Y+du+u+think+their+stupid%3F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
The sad thing is, it’s completely real.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423055528AA9KnFO&r=w#LL8vHlLLUmGvHW58NHLv
I answered. (invisible freddy)
Yeah, this looks very fake. But I have met people who think just like this.
oh no, you should go look that this girl’s posts. it is something she wrote… you should see her reply to “how do i get my crush to like me” lol this girl is 11
yeah, I’m sort of torn too. whoever she is (if she actually exists) though, I can only hope she doesn’t reproduce…
a TON of people at my school love abercrombie. There’s one girl in my home ec class that’s just like this!
GRAMMAR FAIL!!!!!!!
no..sorry…
shit man
2nd!
xazz = fail
fail…
thanks. i dont need reminder
i still love you
Y du u think weir stupid?
Ummm…. bekause u talk lik dis.
pepole tink me sdupit coz me spellz evory wurd rong.
mine frenz tink my jokez iz funney to.
icanhascheezburger is just down the interweb-street. there are a multitude of little kitties for you to be bff’s w/
thank you ted, that was the joke
Talking like lolcats ain’t stupid.
LOLspeak was a spoof on all the stupid people who actually spell like that. Today, most of the stupid people who actually talked like that have gone away, but we use their “language” as a comic device.
Win!
I know many cats that would disagree with that sentiment.
Ve haff veys of makingk hyu talk… for nointeen nointy fife hyu too can talk like zis…
watercoloredcat, u use to meni big wurdz. wat duz bekause men o w8 i just askd my daddy nd he sed it mens bcuz. lol i feel dum nao
No, no, no. It’s “bcuz” You have to do the right wrong spelling.
ummm….nao bekauze wez talk like dis dausnt muake us sturpid itz bekauze weur cheersleaders
ROFL
Spell your words correctly and I might reconsider it.
it shall
Nesting.
rofl
Totally fake! Look at the time stamp on it..
not fake, popped up in google…but it was deleted
yeah and it’s totally consistent, i mean it uses both “you” and “u” also sometimes correctly pluralizing and then not? oh em gee
It’s a real post, but it’s fake. It’s just a troll. answers.com gets a lot of those.. like the “my baby just drank a cup of draino, how bad is it?”
I would rather think it’s a troll, too.
Put me down for “troll” too.
I dont know… I’ve seen some really rediculous things lately. I think someone wanted to be a chess champ but didnt make the team so she had to settle for cheerleader for the chess team.
Frankly, I’d rather be “troll three”…
Troll in the Answers! Thought you ought to know! *faints*
-dies laughing-
You win at life.
One more for the troll-call.
If we go on like this, we’re gonna run out of trolls.
I would rather think it’s REAL! I knew that girl in highschool and I’m not surprised to learn she’s still in high school.
Troll. Too many correctly spelled words, and some complete sentences.
Thinking that a troll made this makes me much less angry.
I can’t stand dumb people. There is something about a lack of basic English that makes me wonder if these people can be good at anything else.
agreed. i smell a troll
Its only a fail if it’s not an obvious troll, and this one is indeed fake.
except that she has other answers too, and they all include similar grammatical errors and generally immature annoying female-talk
“I SAW A VIDEO ON ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM OF A HAMSTER IN A WOK.
I TRIED TO DO THIS MYSELF BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THE WOK
IS THIS BAD?”
Difficult to say, really… The user changed profile name to ‘Grlie grl’ or something similarly ridiculous, claims to be just going into middle school, and answers other people’s questions with a significant amount of spaz. The original ‘Fearless Cheerleader’ post fits what an eleven-year-old would think was ‘cool’. Which is to say, appearing to have the intelligence of a half-brick.
I’m just worried about the baby.
*Flies by thread, dropping comment*
Obviously not in this thread.
*Continues flying*
Thanks a lot. I just choked on a Twizzler because of you.
*pat pat*
Sorry, k-k-k-katy.
Stttop mmaaking fffun of my stttutter!
(whoever put a double T in stutter was a bitch…)
KKK Katy??
What the F is this man?
oh god this is just embarrassing, I feel stupider just for being on a soccer team lol. Hopefully this person accidentally inhales her pompoms in a happy bouncy frenzy and suffocates to death… “Gimme a S-T-F-U!”
the sad thing is, you can’t teach a stupid cheerleader that they’re stupid. it’s maddening and irrelevant to even try. btw the cheerleaders at my school were fat lawl
You’ve got spirit yes you do … not at my school… they were a lot like the Mud Dog cheerleaders in the beginning of Water boy, bottle in paper bag and everything
I did a search for part of the question and the question really did pop up. however when i went to the site it said the question had been deleted.. i wanted to see how someone would’ve answered it…
a-l-e[.]mybrute[.]com
fun game
i agree with the cheerleader, cheerleaders r awesome!!
omg this one is dumb!
u guyz R so dum!
i need help finding a animal onine. willing to trade if its the right stuff.
Hahaha way to prove you arent claire from heroes.
The appitamy of dum ass is centered around these cheerleaders.
intelligence FAIL… number two.
2nd hilarioussssssssssss
damn good
Irony fail?
Irony… no-no stupidity or Troll win.
…
This is why we need natural selection.
nice one
So what’s the evolutionary bottleneck for cheerleaders?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Phillip, are you canadian?
Hell yeah!
AIDs.
Like they need any more dieting…
Oh yeah, the AIDS diet aid fail! Is that still on here? I’ve gon back to a lot of the old fails, and the vids were removed due to “violations of the terms of use”. WTF?
Freak Abortion accident AND AIDS
But yet, they’ve been sluts for year and they STILL live. WTF?
Bulimia and anorexia
The evolution of a cheerleader (in a nutshell):
1. Single-celled Organism
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473.Snail
474.Cherleader
What is bad, is that cheerleaders are the ones who gets laid first
They will reproduce quicker and sooner than all other girls.
That’s a DarWIN FAIL
nah darwin has it sorted, the cheerleaders tend to be on crack or cum-overdose at the time of pregnancy anyways, causing an increasing severity of retardation with each cheerleader-generation, this will eventually cause cheerleader spawn to be born without a head, irrevocably ending in death, of both the headless cheerleader babies and the cheerleader species.
Or there could just be a massive population of headless cheerleader zombies roaming the world forcing us to call on Duke Nukem to save us all.
please do nt make me think about zombie cheerleaders…
B-R-A-I-N-S!!!! ::does a jumping split and legs go flying off::
Tears in my eyes on this visual, dude…I have to go lie down.
WIN!!
How is that differeent from what we have now?
Keep the change you filthy animal *Duke nukem’ reference*
Well I think the cheerleader species would be due to fail anyways. Like a male cheerleader would consider having sex with a female…
Thanks, I just spit an apple piece at my screen I was laughing so hard.
we do its called the darwin awards
this question makes me want to stab all cheerleaders in the face
You needed THIS question to want to do that? I thought that was a natural instinct for everyone..
me too man!
basicly is
My natural instinct was always to stab them somewhere else, with something a little more friendly than a knife. But afterwards comes the urge to strangle the life out of them… Ah, to feel the convulsions, knowing their last thought is “I hope they bury me in that new top I just got. It’s so pretty…”
Tough luck bitch. you’ll be buried in the woods. Like the rest of them.
Go Team! Spirit fingers!
Win.
I second that.
like f*cking them, altought the order of these instincts is undetermined
I thought so too! It sure is for me.
This statement and the fail made me think of quite a few of the dumbest whore cheerleaders I know.
It certainly is for me…
No, we need a shotgun.
their would no doupt be some ethical shit getting in the way of progress.
Evolution of the human speies has stopped because of it
Are you kidding? I love stupid people!!!
I dont think this can be even considered intelligence at all.
and this is the reason for that stereotype.
p.s. btw, i know some football and soccer stars who are also top 10 in the state in chess
And if they are also wealthy and funny, they should be eliminated…
yea but they’re probably not the people posting shit like this on yahoo ^^
A buddy of mine was on the high school football and baseball teams, and went on to pursue a degree in physics at Purdue. They make ‘em.
And package them and put them in little styrofoam thingies and market them as chicken.
A super race of athletic nerds is on the verge! lets hope they’re not to good in the sack, or we’ll have to bring out the big guns to keep order.
Rarely but they’re alway exceptions.
Our class valedictorian is head of our soccer team, one of the best on the gymnastics team, is in robotics club, and is absolutely gorgeous. She’s also nice and funny, to the point where no one can hate her for being perfect. Also, I’m pretty sure she has a small time vortex–there just aren’t that many hours in the day. You can’t blame it in the whole ’she doesn’t waste time on the internet’ thing either, as she is almost constantly on AIM/Facebook.
…
Her name is Corvid?
You are lucky, my friend. My class valedictorian was… a cheerleader.
she’s the exception to the rule and thus she is a freak and should be ridiculed.
Someone’s aiming above his league.
WIN!
One of the smartest kids in my class is one of the stars on the soccer team.
obvious troll is…
Seriously… What is up with all those trolls commenting up there? ^^^^
It’s like the cheerleader fail attracted some kind of idiot troll convention.
Two words. Spring. Break.
…in russia, where the obvious trolls you…
obvious
FAKE.
it’s obviously fake.
it wasnt photo-shopped i saw it on yahoo!
that was my first though!
or thought
Or thigh
lie?
or thicket
thought FAIL
Or shin
SO WHAT? Will the universe split open? Will Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton win a Nobel Peace Prize? Is Stalin, Churchill, and FDR going to come back to life and do the Thriller dance? No.
She should get the top pf the pyramid….And swan dive off into the floor
Oh god, WIN!
They should add these signs to monitors:
You have to be atleast this smart
(picture of a baboon)
to use the internet.
picture fail
Mental image WIN!
A baboon?
Nah, it should be a toaster.
Would you like a crumpet?
Sweet or savoury?
I have a Lister flavours to choose from. You decide!
*sigh* that was awful, jam… and thanks to you I have cheesecake up my nose.
*is sorry*
hehe
No strumpets here in the comment section please, keep them in the fails.
Or a dead flashlight battery!
or a wet match.
toaster? should be a tree branch
<3.
funny, but it seems a bit scripted. particularly the ambercrombie bit.
Sadly, I know quite a few people at my school that would post that and be serious about it. P: Especially the ambercrombie bit. *face palm* I am one of the few non-preppy people there. I can count the rest on one hand.
I love how this person can’t even spell “do” right in the title but manages to perfectly execute “Abercrombie” and “Hollister”. I mean, really… Sad, sad, sad, sad.
I’m like so jealous.
Is this what spring break looks like on failblog? I may take the week off…
*squeeze*
Hi CWR! A few of us die-hard failers will be here, regardless.
Yikes! Hide me! *huddles with CWR and Sidhe* Reinforcements should be here soon.
*huddles*
Don’t leave, CWR! We need you here.
*giggles like Hilary on Fresh Prince*
This fail is so stupid, I can’t be bothered.
morning/evening
Aha! It’s Aja! Yay, another intelligent being! The day is getting better.
*squeeze*
(Hiya)
Can I huddle with y’all too?
I’m neither clever nor a cheerleader but it looks nice and cosy in there.
*squeeze*
Come on in. The more, the merrier!
*squeeze*
Morning all. I’m off to the O2 shortly. Woop!
*attempts to join in huddle*
Look…I brought a giant bag of Twizzlers! It’s been a good night at work. The phone rang twice in twelve hours and I got to eat a bag of Twizzlers and listen to James Morrison and found out I’m NOT PREGNANT (I was pretty worried there for a week or so).
So, how is everyone?
*munches on Twizzler*
Whoa.. you had me sweating just thinking about that!
*SQUEEZES k-k-k-katy in the huddle*
Thanks. I have a 6 month old and spent nearly the whole week in tears. It was frightening. I was almost to the point of wearing sack cloth and ashes.
Bless ya!
*jammy squeeze*
There, there, all better now.
*group squeeze* Morning ladies! Mind if I join in on the cuddling?
Don’t forget me!
*squeezes self into the huddle of cuddles*
mr. cuddles, are you calling me a lady?
;)
Look how small the replies are getting!
Geroffa me, you lot! I kint breathe!
*sniff sniff*
CWR, are you still upset with me? I called a truce way back <<<<<<< then, but I don’t know if you ever saw my comment.
*lip trembles, tear leaks out*
No worries – I was just checking on all I’d missed previously the last 2 days. I was never upset (your claws were not extended) =]
Whew!
I’m glad.
I’m here just for the comments
I have a hard time believing this is real…
It’s fake. Yet it’s real fake. It’s really real fake. Meaning, this was actually posted, but it was a joke.
Maybe because they can’t S-P-E-L-L.
Give me an “S”…
*gives s*
then what?
Depends on which S-letter word you want to use to describe her. Stupid, for starters.
Give me a “T”…
*gives t*
give me an “R”!
*gives r*
Gimme an “I”!
*gives I*
Gimme a “Z”!
that spells S-T-R-I-Z….
And whats that spell? Cheerleading!
Give me a P-P-E-R.
What’s that spell.
A Cheerleader’s future!!! YEA!
Thank you
I knew we’d get there!
*gives T*
Give me a “D”… Actually… don’t.
Save the cheerleader, save the world…. or not.
Claire she is NOT!
I think this is more a case of “save the world from the cheerleader”.
If she had a power, she would likely hurt herself with it.
I’d say leave her to it. Let her learn (or not) from her mistakes.
I think she would be safe from Syler.
What sort of power would she have anyway? The ability to confuse and befuddle?
She has a reverse ability. When she gets emotional, it stimulates brain deterioration.
girl i wont your ohone #
Ohone? Is that some sort of mating call?
“Ohoooooooone! Ohoooooone!” Nothing. Maybe it only works around Abercrombie Areopostal Holister. But only if you dress better.
You called?
Oh my god, they respond!
Sweet Jesus, it responds!
She can’t spell jealous but she can spell abercrombie… That’s just sad.
What did you expect from a cheerleader?
I guess it’s not that hard, I’m sure she just looked at a picture of herself that she had on the computer desk
Definitely!
Thank God it was not in reverse.
omg i want to meet this bitch and give her a piece of my mind.
not my mind; Suuuuure I’ll give her a piece of SOMETHING, but not my mind.(sorry dirty joke quota met)
But, dirtiness aside, it’s amazing she got to _middle school_ let alone
_HIGH school_
Can you afford to?
Pity the question was already deleted…
Fail indeed… She thinks she’s smart and she makes more spelling mistakes than I did while still learning english (it’s not my native).
I know plenty of cheerleaders/preps/jocks/popular people who can’t use the correct form of “there/their/they’re”.
Makes me wonder about their test scores.
She deleted the question… I guess she was smart enough to erase embarassment before it could spread to all the corners of the earth.
Not fast enough though
I’m a high school teacher and I find this extremely easy to believe. I’ve had drafts handed in in Year 11 English that have looked something like that. And no, I don’t think it’s a education fail, kids are just too obsessed with inconsequential things, like clothing brands, to pay attention to the dozens of lessons on correct grammar and spelling most teachers deliver.
“And no, I don’t think it’s a education fail”
I do believe that “a education fail” may be a contributing factor.
Maybe she teaches maths… no wait… ummm…
*shrugs*
As you were!
Sarah, Perhaps you should use words (sic.)such as Abercrombie on spelling tests? Then the kids would pass 11th grade with higher scores!
*beaming with brilliance*
I think that it’s fake. This question was added just 6 minutes before screenshot was taken. Someone wrote this and then sent it here.
…Never mind.
josdepiuta!
Who is Jose de Piuta? Is he some South American dictator which I am unaware of?
All your piuta are belong to Jose.
Don’t argue, just go with it.
I call fake. The question was only posted 7 minutes before the screenshot and has now been deleted,
Because you know, NOBODY on Yahoo! Answers looks at a question till at least 4 days after it was posted.
Some trolls are so obvious… and everyone who’s falling for it are as dumb as real cheerleaders who think like that.
Yes, and I love how the regulars who post anonymously always drop their capitals.
Oh okay, not all the time.
Who said we are falling for it? Unless you can reach in the monitor, Mike, and change the pic, we have to roll with the punches.
I don’t play *any* sport, what does that make me?
Uhm…
Pass.
I play cybersports, though.
Do they count as smart people sport?
Healthy body, healthy mind.
Umm…dirty body, dirty mind?
*heads-off for shower*
*peeks around shower curtain*
Tut tut Sidhe!
You’re as bad as me. Hehe!
*shampoo in eyes, singing*
♪…and the musac don’t feel like it did when i felt it with you…♪
*stealthily legs it out of DrB’s bathroom*
Heh heh heh… *goes back to humming jack johnson*
*Writes funny face in steam on mirror*
*Reaches paw stealthily around curtain*
*Pat-pats DrB’s ankle*
*Giggles and disappears*
A paraplegic genius?
The same as me.
*walks away in shame*
Frisky is a sport.
Really?
Hey, I’m good at something!
Hehe, you bet, even though you start on the bench!
And finish on the floor?
Polish the tile?
Scrub the back passage?
Vacuum the rug?
Clean out the cobwebs?
Dust the ornaments?
Buff the banana?
Prepare the peach?
Eat the llama?
I feel so stupid!
*spreads, relaxes*
On a similar note, last year there was a van at our school with paint that said in big letters “Cheeleeding ‘08″ on the back. I tried to get a picture to post on here but my camera decided to fail too. >.>
No, it’s because it’s true…
Now I’m thinking about the sport of Chessboxing. It’s a real sport.
First rule of the Chessboxing club: You do not talk about the Chessboxing club. Unless you do the Berlin defense. bcuz that is SOOOOO cool and wuld make peple jelouse.
e4
Your move
*punches Aja*
Checkmate?
*Decks Jon*
Deckmate!
*pushes Sidhe*
I sunk your battleship…?
*shoves Sidhe*
Go fish!
i took one look at that & i wont diginify it by reading it
Huh?
Ah c’mon, leave the gin in it! At least for the rest of us.
*hands LOLA a gin and tonic* Yes, its much easier to take, after ginifying.
Why fail? Although I know all sports are gat, I still think he makes a good point here.
He? Do you need your eyes checked?
I’d prefer a plaid pattern if I was going to change the color of my eyes. Or maybe stripes. Checks don’t work for me.
I’m going paisley. Earthy colours.
I think I’ll go with dots. And then put a cross on my tees.
*polkas*
*crucifies*
‘Tis the season.
(I’m sorry if that’s offensive to anyone)
Dude! Girls don’t use the InternetS. You should know that. Besides I’m not being sexist, I don’t discriminate anyone: I treat everyone the same way (male).
You turn them around?
I didn’t get that. Explain.
Like a record, baby.
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo )
That guy has great hair.
Girls don’t use the Internet? So Dragonwriter, Avis, Jam, Ryannon, Mookie, k-k-k-katy and other respected female members of this community are all figments of my imagination?
Don’t forget Slinky…even though I am just a figment of your imagination.
A very real-looking figment of his imagination at that.
That’s okay…I don’t discriminate either. I treat all trolls like trolls.
B) woot!
HEY!!!! I”M A GRRL!!!!!! PISS OFF DUDE!!!!
Save the cheeleader my ass. Fu-uck the world.
No, Fu-uck the cheerleaders, they are hot!
The combination of cheer leading and tumbling makes for a great sport.
I don’t know whether to find that hilariously funny or very, very alarming….
What is a cheerleader ? (sorry I am french)
Usually in France, we used dogs to leads herd of cows. It’s not the same in the US ?
That works!
A cheerleader is one of those girls with pom poms who shout and dance at American football games.
Thank for your answer BondFan. Actually I knew it, it was just ironic
Hold yourself back BFF! Don’t do it!
What? What shouldn’t I do?! WHAT?! STOP CONFUSING ME!!!
*screams and runs out of room*
That! *sigh*
Oooh, that.
Maybe I should stop doing that.
Actually, I thought the universe might implode.
*universe implodes, explodes and is obliterated in a fiery ball*
I’m sorry; the first time I read that I saw the “universe…is obliterated in a glittery ball”.
*cues up the music*
I said YOUNG MAN…
*flees from the YMCA*
*winks*
*gives chase, and…WASHES THE MOOMIN!*
*burbles*
Hang on, does this mean we’re showering together?
*shower wee*
Huh?
*shower poo*
It’s at times like this I fear McFail is about with her camera.
Hi guys, what’s going o-
*stares*
*faints*
*shower vomit* Hmmm, BFF’s blocking the drain. *frown*
Hmmm, he seems tangled up in all the hairs.
It’s amazing how all the hairs caught up the bits of carrot too.
Clean up in isle three?
(sorry sorry… blame Granny)
A group shower and you guys didn’t wait for me? *squeeze*
You might want mind your step.
*squeeze*
I have a feeling no one in this shower is going to get very clean
Talk to Jose de Piuta; maybe he can unconfuse you.
I still don’t know who he is!
BF, I googled it and came up empty-handed. It asked me if I meant Jose de Piura and gave me a couple listings for that which amounted to what appeared to be a resort somewhere in South America.
Why, he’s only the……he was responsible for…..his policies initiated change in numerous….he took a country that…..before he came along, there was only……well, I COULD tell you who he is, but then you’d never learn to do research for yourself. THEN where would we be?? Exactly: We’d all be pissed-off cheerleaders posting things like this fail.
*roffles*
Ooh! Ooh! Clicky my name.
Awww…maybe you can do it this way. Go to hulu dot com and search for Nicolas Fehn.
I clicked on the link and it worked for me
I’m glad we don’t have cheerleaders in England.
Or, at least, not in the area where I live.
I’m From norwich and at our football matches we occainsonally get cheer leaders.
But they’re all fat and from the local university.
Which is really confusing cos it’s specialises in doctors and stuff
They usually grow up to be porn stars or fatasses.
Sometimes both!
clearly this was a sham. The question was only up for 7 minutes before it was saved. Suggests to me it was dodgy, and someone made it up to make cheerleaders look stupid….which they most probably are.
I don’t mind it, it is still stupid.
i am smart u weirdoez
Haha, sure you are. =P
We apologize !
Is this persons still alive? If so, WHY? SOMEONE PLEASE END THE WORTHLESSNESS THAT IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT CLAIMING INTELLIGENCE. This “person” is less worthy of the oxygen it uses than an amoeba. Please, for the love of all that is good, destroy this scourge before it reproduces.
It’s probably too late…
Prepare for an invasion of mini-cheerleaders.
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(57.8wpm
90.4
ooohhhh yeah
122.6wpm oh yeah
(51.2 wpm)
It’s obviously fake, and what’s more, it’s been done before.
Poster of question actually being a cheerleader FAIL. I’m getting tired of these. Someone posts a stupid thing like this to Yahoo!Answers just to get a reaction, and it ends up here because someone fails at Troll Detection.
FTR, nearly all the cheerleaders I knew in school were actually very nice, smart girls. And I was one of the Nerd Herd.
no way! cheerleaders are USUALLY IF NOT ALWAYS bitches!
What can i say?
Stupid American Girls,huh
This is exactly why natural selection happens folks.
I’m a Cheerleader and this made me cringe.
(I’m a British Cheerleader though, guess us Brits have the intelligence advantage over you guys across the pond!)
With your vast intelligence advantage, Ashley, you should know that the proper grammar for your comment would be “we Brits”.
We have cheerleaders over here now? Eugh. DO NOT WANT!
You certainly know how to make friends!
There is no such thing as “Soccer”, it’s called football and nothing else.
Funny, seeing as how on our side of the pond, soccer is the universally accepted name, whilst football is a different sport entirely. Frankly, it’s rude that you’d say that. Don’t think that we have no right to rename this sport, because frankly, when we play, we give it the name. And yes, I’m aware football is what you call soccer over there. Incidentaly, what do you call football?
Frankly fail.
They call it American Football, dumbass. Don’t make fun of my sport, ever.
Gridiron? I think that’s what we call it.
Rugby for wusses
He wasn’t making fun of it, he was just talking about the name differences. But seriously, name calling and a threat, that’s like a two for one stupidity fail. I would advise you to not say THAT again, ever, just for the comment readers sake. (BTW I’m not reading responses to this because I’m getting sick of annoying comments like this.)
Frankly, soccer was invented first, and therefore it makes much more sense to call it football rather than switch the name to another sport. Frankly, in American football, the ball is carried more than it is kicked, and frankly, it would make more sense to call it “handball” than football.
Football –> Rugby –> American Football
It’s our language.
You ruined it.
It’s getting pretty nationalistic in here.
Very chilly.
Bye.
In a nutshell:
American Football = Rugby with protection.
I must admit, I’ve never actually met a cheerleader, or seen one outside of media stereotyping, so I will not make comments about the person’s intelligence or lack of it. I will, however, object to the way chess is seen as a boring sport. It’s not. I’m not sure if the phrase “insecure jock” can be used here without a shout about a troll, but here we go anyway: chess is a sport that is just as good as all the others. If strength is better than intelligence, school would never have been thought up.
I’m sorry – but chess isn’t a sport. I like playing chess, and at one point in time was decent at it (I don’t play it as much as I’d like anymore, and as with anything, lack of practice leads to a decline in skill level). Chess being called a sport is the same as calling poker a sport.
I don’t mean to take anything away from the games, and before you say I’m some “dumb jock” that’s just jealous of your brain or too dumb to understand, you should know that: I have a degree in computer science, spent a decent amount of time in college in the computer lab with my friends playing starcraft, and now write computer programs for a living (and sometimes in my spare time, just ’cause I can). All that is to say – I’m a geek, and I’m damn proud of it. But if it doesn’t involve physical activity, I don’t see how it can be called a sport.
I think I just fell in love.
Must be fake. Nobody is really THAT stupid.
I wouldn’t be too sure…
People ARE that stupid, but the person who posted THIS was faking it.
7 minutes after it was posted the screenshot was taken, and then it was deleted. This was just a false alarm caused by an internet troll.
I was right the whole time, cheerleaders are dumb. its like if you wear one of those cheerleaders outfits you become stupid and full of yourself. they only get the guys because their sluts and will sleep with ANYONE.
Except you. Which technically makes them bitches.
so true!
YOOOOOOOO
Chillll With This.
“Fearless Cheerleader”, so brave, so precious… I wanna pet her.
hilarious
You’d better not screw up her hair…
hahaha i found this question but it got deleted. stupid cheerleaders not knowing proper english
Troll win.
I’m surprised she spelled her name right.
That’s about the *only* thing she spelled right…
the only reason cheerleaders are considered stupid, is that the retards like her are the only ones talking. but wow…
Cheerleading isn’t a sport. XD
Chill
hahahaha don’t lose your time with cheerleaders…
Probably a troll but probably not the poster.
The majority of answers are within the first 5 minutes of the question being posted. 7 minutes ago isn’t early. But failblog should stop positng yahoo answer questions. there obviously trolls. One of them said “your open question” and “1 second ago” clearly showing the poster was the poster of the question. the site is full of trolls. i should know because i’m one of them
btw, is trolling a good sport or a bad one?
My brain hurts from the horrid grammar…
i weep for the future.
You people have too much faith in humanity! Of course this is real…because people that idiotic exist….I work at Wal-Mart…believe me….they exist.
I already believed you when you said: “I work at Wal-Mart”. No need for further emphasis.
they are called ex-school bullies, racists ,and jerks. WHY are jerks always stupid? and WHY are cheerleaders always jerks, and thus, stupid? because they spend their time picking on the weak instead of studying. that’s why they end up working at McDonald’s while we are having fun working at non-minimum-wage jobs that are productive and worth-while. ha ha. we won, they lost.
I don’t understand – how come they keep posting these Yahoo answer trolls every single time?
because they choose to (Neo is clearly responsible for half these posts, in between killing lots of Smiths). In all seriousness I would imagine the people who answer Yahoo questions tend to come from the same group of people who ask them.
Intelligence should never be your dump stat.
this cheerleader is a raging orgy of herpes and retardation.
I seriously hope this is a joke… to preserve what little faith I have left in natural selection…
THIS is the reason i NEVER use this site
u huh.
Karate guy: You so stupid!
you mean she actually called chess a sport?
thats one intelligent point towards her case. One. That’s all. The stupid points killed her one intelligent point though. Sad day.
just wanted to point out there is no such sport as tumbling
I think she probably means gymnastics and doesn’t realize that there is way more involved than just flipping across the floor mat
Tumbling is a TYPE of gymnastics.
Most likely, she’s dumber than a post.
Sadly, I know of people like this, they make me lose a little bit of my faith in humanity every time they talk. -.-
Tumbling is a sport?
Tumbling is indeed a sport. It’s a kind of gymnastics that focuses ONLY on tumbling and takes place on a tumbling strip. (Which is a lot like the normal blue gymnastics floors in artistic gymnastics but its even springier and its more of a line than a square.) It was once an Olympic sport like trampoline, artistic gymnastics, and rhythmic gymnastics, but was discontinued.
http://www.topendsports.com/events/discontinued/gymnastics-tumbling.htm
Also known as gymnastics.
But I do understand what you mean… it’s quite humorous.
Cheer-leading is not a sport, it’s an activity.
hahahaha, this could possibly be my little sister. seriously.
hmm..seeing as i just put “fearless cheerleader” and this question into yahoo answers and nothing is coming up that looks like this…
lie..fail
Major grammatical and lexical FAIL!
wow are you kidding me people. this is the fakest thing since michael jackson’s face.
I think my biggest beef with this is calling chess “geeky”. It is not geeky. It’s nerdy.
A lot of people don’t agree which one is insulting, Nerd, Geek, or Dork. A FailBlog poll would be interesting.
From looking at a few different sites, I’ve found the general meanings to be:
Nerd – someone who is smart, but lacking in social skills or physical ability
Geek – someone weird (possibly creepy), with an interest in something specific like sci-fi or fantasy.
Dork – there is no positive way to look at it. A dork is weird, creepy, and stupid.
Now as a person who enjoys a good chess game, I might find that offensive.
Nah, who am i kidding. I probably am a geek or nerd or… no not a dork.
A geek, according to my dictionary is a single minded enthusiast or expert. The same dictionary says a nerd is a socially inept person, while a dork is a stupid or foolish person.
That said, I was under the impression that a geek was someone who bit the heads off of chickens at circuses.
So all those time people called me a geek, they expected me to bite heads off of chickens? I must have missed my true calling.
So, if you’re called a “____ geek” (e.g. band geek, star wars geek) , it’s something of a compliment, because they’re saying you’re skilled or knowledgeable in a certain area.
Being called a nerd can be construed as a compliment, if you take it to mean that you are smart, though somewhat socially inept.
Dork is always insulting.
Personally, I’ve always preferred nerd.
Me too.
Nerd – an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit
Dork – a stupid or ridiculous person
Geek – a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.
I am mostly a nerd with a little dork for good measure.
Can we put a moratorium on Yahoo Answers questions please? People post these things just to get on this blog.
gosh,i know how to play chess,i barely ever play chess,just with frends sometimes,but i wouldnt call it a sport
There is a lot of exercise involved to prepare for a chess match. I mean, they have to know how to hit that timer just right.
Lots of effort goes into the thinking pose.
That too. And moving the pieces.
Willdog, I have tried and tried to post my comment to you on the zombie fail and it won’t work, so I’m doing it here: Nazi Zombies FTW! Willdog, you should be my friend on xbox! My gamertag is CrinklySlinky.
Desperate aren’t you? I saw it over on action figure fail.
Ok, in my defense, my comments haven’t been showing up! Desperate? No. Determined? YES!
Well, she certainly proved her point.
yay highschool =(
ajjaa, they only know how to open their legs… jajajaajaj
O W N E D
What’s inside the legs?
I wanna burn her
Me too!!!
This is just priceless. I mean, I aim to never generalize a group…. but she’s making it hard to do so. I will say that I knew that a lot of girls on our high school cheer leading squad that had scored very high on their SAT’s.
Even if this is a fake posted question, it was still entertaining. I’m sure people have posted like scenarios on Yahoo.
Oh no; it’s not fake. I actually submitted an answer to this. >.<
All these yahoo answers screenshots are taken .>
I’m glad I was a band geek in high school- not exactly a nerd, not exactly a prep…. we were… THE BAND!!!!! lol
i wish they would stop putting this shit on this site, i bet a 40 year old man did this.
Good sports are tumbling and cheerleading? Those are not sports to begin with…
lol @ teh troll
there are WAY too many on yahoo!answers
it’s ridiculous
I really hope someone fabricated this action to be funny or ironic.
If a cheerleader wrote this, she made her point (in a fail-kinda way)
So…much…fail..*splode*
*pokes holes in condoms*
*also has good memory*
lol… trolls on Yahoo answers are hilarious.
The comments are what I am here for.
eh? she probably doesnt knw how to play all that stuff….power to NERDS and GEEKS…WOO
hey, this one WON!!:D:D:D
What the hell.
Hypocrisy fail?
i don’t think it’s fake. there is an actualy question on yahoo questions that has the same title and begining of phrase, if you google it. however, the question has since been deleted, so the link doesn’t work anymore.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090327201500AAEe6nk
No way it’s real. Nobody that stupid would be intelligent enough to think of the name “Fearless Cheerleader.”
Found it. Click my link to get the post.
marriedtothesea.com
Judging by her spelling and grammar, she answers her own question.
i photoshopped my wang to look not small
What about their stupid?
Likke OMG this is so meen to chearleederz… Lmao well fck girls if you want to appear smart to the general public then i suggest you crack a book open and if thats to hard for you then i would just shut up if i was you
This pisses me off. I was captain of my cheerleading team. I had purple hair. I was in all honors classes and graduated high school with 20 college credits, AND I actually type in coherent sentences. I have never bought anything from Aero, American Eagle, Hollister, Gap, etc. AND I am a virgin, and NOT because I can’t get laid. I agree that the stereotype that cheerleaders are dumb sluts is frustrating but IT’S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT.
Kthanksbye.
i want to believe that this is real so that i can point to it and say “this is what is wrong with America”
but unfortunately i dont believe that anyone is this stupid
Would that I could introduce you to the kids I went to high school with WHEN I went to high school. We had a couple of girls like that. Only instead of the brand names this one mentions it was L.A. Gear, Guess, and Z. Cavaricci (I know I didn’t spell that correctly). Oh, and mall bangs at least six inches high. I wonder what they’re up to now. The girls, not the bangs.
Hello? Can anyone say Jessica Simpson?!? Need I remind anybody of this particular clip?
thumbing?
…. Wow, if this is a true post then she just proved my point that people in general, are stupid. Feel free to criticize me at any moment now.
Aaand THIS is why I always hated cheerleaders. Still do. They’re preppy bitches who think they’re better than everyone else.
i think she’s jealous she can’t play chess. lol
I read shit like that and I just want to beat someone in the face with a stick.
i agree…
Good Sports
– chess
BORING SPORTS
– cheerleading
– soccer
– volleyball
– tumbling
– football
and all that sporty stuff
Good Sports
- UFC
- Kickboxing
- Hockey
And… I shamelessly admit that I like NFL.
Done.
Nah, this isn’t real.
I was gonna leave an answer to this, because this person actually exists on Yahoo, but the question was either taken down, or, like a lot of people are saying, was Photoshopped. If it’s still there and I’m just a complete idiot at finding this stuff, could someone post a link?
It was taken down off of Yahoo, but it wasn’t photoshopped
Darn ,I wanted to answer it.
So did I
Bitches gon’ hate me, bitches gon’ dis me, Do I need come n slap U, biatches.
This chick is the reason perfect reason why people think cheerleaders r dumb
Isn’t chess supposed to be a “smart” activity? It’s not a sport…
I was playing chess on my computer when I read this. I was enjoying beating the AI…
This is fake. Somehow she can’t spell “themselves”, and yet her user name, the list of sports, etc, are all spelled correctly? Dumb teenagers are generally consistent in their bad grammar and spelling.
It’s not fake
Good luck with all of…that.
You morons, that was so obviously a trolling attempt. Nobody is that stupid, not even you people.
But I’m a cheerleader….and I’m part of the chess club for the second half of the year XD
what a dumb bitch
O.o
Woooow.
I’m a cheerleader, and that makes me feel about 15 times dumber.
it’s photoshopped………I looked it up and there is absolutey no such questions on Yahoo Answers!
That’s cuz it was removed, the user removed it
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoa.. she’s a bitch and a little prick and probably a racist too. that’s WHY I HATE CHEERLEADERS. they are stupid and annoying and mean and bullies and racists and they pick on little Jewish kids like me.
That post was so stupid, I think it gave me herpes…
Wow. What a perfect example of teen angst…
This blog, valid or not, is hysterical. Sadly, I have known people like this. They do exist…
On a lighter note, knowing that you will succeed in life and they will die miserably of syphillis is something to chuckle at.
*Teehee*
We think they’re stupid because they cant spell “Do” right.
Talk about failures in communication. The greatest failure in my opinion is the failure of the media to report the ending of the Iraq War in 1990. If the media did this we would not be bogged down in a false and fraudulent war. http://peacenegotiator.blogspot.com
all i gotta say is… WOW.
She hurts my feelings, and doesn’t use full words to express how smart she is.
If she’s hot she is redeemed.
Can i shoot her?
Lmfao
I found this the funniest thing in the world.
Im a cheerleader and whoever did this has to be the dumbest person alive.
Lmaolmaolmao
Lmao
Im reading the comments.
Those who say they hate cheerleaders chill with that.
Dont be so stereotypical.
Im not prepppy or anything like that.
So just chilll with that.
I
Think
Typing
Like
This
Should
Be
Reserved
For
Poetry
.
who ever posted this is fail, wtf were you looking for when you found this?
F A I L
I think whoever took the time to make a fake post on that website, simply because they want to be on failblog is extra dumb. and probably deserves to have their name with a big fail in it. this is obviously fake.
FAIL
Well, the point was most likely *not* to get on Failblog, but to cause absolute chaos on Yahoo Answers, which is really not that hard to do. Simply reading the responses left here is proof of that. Even if it was just troll-leavings, its funny because almost everyone knows someone who this reminds us of. Unfortunately. Taking it seriously just makes the trolls happy.
Please Do Not Feed The Trolls
Idiocracy is where we are headed.
Yeah, cheerleader zombies strike back.
WOW and she just answered her own question!
The question is irrelevant anyway, so a definate FAIL. The whole purpose of being a cheerleader is to be sexy and attractive – brains are not required.
I think that whatever intelligence cheerleaders may have had when they decided to take it up gets sucked out of them the minute they put on the uniform – same as happens to presidents of the USA!!!
I hope this is fake like everyone says it is, my faith in humanity is already low enough.
*Has an aneurism out of sheer stupidity* GAAAAAAH!!!!!
Oh, it’s real. It was removed, however, because of bandwidth stuff…
This is her profile. She put her email on it, enjoy.
Woops, blocked it, here it is.
http://answers.yahoo. com/my/profile;_ylt=Ag2HyDKOZV.GobhZkwt5ndbCxQt.;_ylv=3?show=JAWYOrIdaa
this shit is fake,somebody wrote it and took the picture afterwards, you can look at the post time. It was posted 7 min ago, so its obviously someone that writes that shit and the post it here to make it look real. Unless you are just waiting and hunting all day long for somebody to write a stupid question which I found difficult cause there are thousands of questions asked on the same hour.
Failblog is suppose to be coincidence and the crude nature of stupidity not fake stuff, Dont crap the page. you should at least change the title of this picture so it would say “trying to make this post real…fail!!” or “trying to make yourself popular in faiblog by doing fake shit…Double FAIL!!!!!”
I forgot to add that also the fake question about getting the popular guy and the pregnancy stuff was taken 3 min after the post, and its kindda the same stuff taking here so this is all just bullshit.
I think this cheerleader is dumb because she can’t spell because right.
People like this make me want to kill myself.
how could someone just suck that badly at life lol
Bitches don’t know about my chess. And other “geeky sports.”
dude this thing is fake. you get the same exact one written by like 10 people.
i thought, oh that’s funny, but it’s not a fail if you’re trying for it….
I’ve seen a smart cheerleader. You’re not smart.
Look at your grammar Miss Cheerleader, that’s why you’re dumb.
Fearless Cheerleader is actually really funny if anyone knows anything about Rocky and Bullwinkle.
http://www.cleanmpg.com/photos/data/500/Fearless_Leader_300.gif
FEARLESS LEADER!!!!
Y its U r tink me Stupid?
i hate cheerleaders anyway…they are so bitchy and think they are so much better than people like me whose mommy and daddy wont pay for every damn thing we want and also just because we arent as attractive as you on the outside doesnt mean that we arent on the inside….and guys beware…oftentimes, if a girl is beautiful on the outside…there is a good chance shes pretty ugly on the inside….usually the girls who are on the outside of the popular circle are the best because we are more real and realistic.
I didn’t read the comments yet. But if i somehow repeated something, I’m sorry. I just want to get my point across. This girl is accusing people that they think cheerleaders are stupid. Yet, her spelling and grammar needs some editing. Since this is cyber space, we should understand the fact that people make their words shorter. Second, yes there are “jocks”, “geeks”, etc. But you just can’t put everything into a category people! In my school, I’ve never heard of any chess tournaments going around. (Yes, I am in high school) I couldn’t care less if those cheerleaders have boyfriends or not or get all the boys in school. I’ve known a girl in middle school who was in the popular crowd and she was one the A+/A honour roll. (I don’t think she’s a cheerleader though). It’s not just “jocks” and cheerleaders who play sports in school. But in most cases they do. It’s also not just geeks and nerds who play chess and video games. I confess, i’ve sterotyped people and i was wrong about some of them. The thing is, as long you can find your own group of friends and pass school, that’s all you need. there’s more to school than JUST being academic or JUST having a social life. Don’t let a stupid sterotype stop you from having fun in school in your own way. *note to fearless cheerlader and to anyone that wants to read on: The “geeks” and “nerds” could possibly be future scientists and doctors not just video game designers. Cheerleaders can become great dancers and gymnasts and “jocks” can be seen on TV playing the sports they were playing in highschool. There are also those poeple “inbetween” that have decent grades and are good at something or love doing something in school. Who just walk casually down the halls talking to their friends and not caring what category they fall into. That’s all for now. please excuse my spelling and grammar if any.
STUPID WHOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Why would I always want to wear abercrombie,hollister,aeropostale,and other brands like these?I prefer not to be a walking billboard.And if i really wanted something from one of those places,I would take a sharpie and write “hollister” across it.Who pays $150 for a freaking sweatshirt?!?!
*gasp*
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this should be classified as an epic fail
a bad case of 16 year old girl USI (unwarranted self importance)
umm we’re cheerleaders… this is insulting. this person should go to Hell. She’s giving us all a bad name.
Stupid troll. Guarantee you they’ve never been within a one-hundred foot radius of a real cheerleader. The worst part is, though, that it’s actually quite insulting to those of us who /are/ cheerleaders. Case in point, myself. Anyone who thinks that cheerleaders are merely the sluts of the school obviously are watching too many bad, cliche teenage-angst movies. That or are still thinking of what cheerleading was in 1970, when pom-poms predominated, and it was, sadly, a clique-driven club. We’ve evolved. So should you.
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failest fail I’ve ever seen
Sports > Geeky stuff = 40% > Average in school
man, i wish i had her email so i tell how such of a dumbass she is
Lol, this brings back memories. I was leaving band class, and this cheerleader starts trying to tell me off. She thought I was some gothic-voodoo-emo kid,(which I’m not) so I pretended to curse her by saying “mezzo-forte.” (a music term) She freaked out and cussed me out the next day because she thought that my “curse” caused her to bomb a math test.
i wonder why she was even on the computer-yes,a worthy fail!entertaining,for the 2 min. i was here ^.^
Kind of harsh on chess players.
These kinds of people make me lose my faith in humanity.
*In Minnesota accent* OH GEEZ I DONT HAVE NO EDUMACATION.
Blatantly a JOKE!?
THESE ARE FAKED!!! People just post these to get on failblog
Sad thing is, I actually remember submitting an answer to this question. O.o I’m sure if you hadn’t cropped out the answers, you’d come across Gabby. xD
I will say that, if that’s real, I am quite sure as a cheerleader she does “get all the boys”. Cheerleaders generally have fantastic bodies teenage boys like to stare at.
Teenage boys generally don’t care for intelligence, or other non-physical attributes… (In fact, intelligence is a deterrent for 99% of them). While not all cheerleaders fit the stereotypical trashy, gum-chewing idiot, the amount of cheerleaders that DID fit that model did *completely* overwhelm the number of cheerleaders that were witty, compassionate and had class, when I was in school.
It’s one of those stupid internet memes.
People think it’s funny to post and repost it again and again.
Personally, I think anything on Yahoo Answers (or any similar site) should be ineligible for inclusion in FAIL Blog.
Go to answersyahoocom and search for
Cheerleaders Y du u think their stupid?
Multiple people post this and it is eventually caught and taken down by YAHOO!
This is a TROLL question.
LAST!
LOL!!! American Way Win!!!!
Chess isn’t even a sport!
This alleged post lists the very reason why so many people (including me) think 99% -no- 90% (im being merciful) of the cheerleaders are stupid, stuck-up, anti-learning, self-centered sluts. I was going to add more reasons why I think cheerleaders are dumb but that alleged post got all the good ones
lucky her…
I sooooooooooooo want to give that preppy dumbshit a good slap in the face. Guess who’s the riches guy in the world? A “nerd”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh…so he’s the richiest guy…does he drive a car??? Hmmm???
Well… then again, he doesn’t need to drive a car, considering he has a solid-
gold robo-midget drive him around in his emerald-encrusted Rolls-Royce. So…
no, he doesn’t TECHNICALLY drive his car.
This might qualify as my favorite fail yet featured
EPIC.
She should meet someone with equal intelligence. A doorknob.
SO MANY TROLLS
…wow.
Here’s an example of what WOULD have been, assuming this particular cheerleader were only a grimalkin and not stupid as well.
Cheerleaders: Why do you think they’re stupid?
Okay, so I am a cheerleader, and I am smart, but all you think cheerleaders are stupid and think of themselves. Are you jealous because we get all the boys and you don’t? Is it because we get the attention? Is it because you tried out and didn’t make it? I like soccer, but I’m not good at it. Okay, so you are one of those retards who think we’re stupid – just SHUT UP! Maybe it is because we dress better – at Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Hollister – and are preppy… If you play chess: you are such a loser thinking this sport is dumb.
Good Sports
- Cheerleading
- Soccer
- Volleyball
- Tumbling
- Football
BORING SPORTS
- Chess (and all that geeky stuff)
All cheerleaders aren’t stupid, but this girl was a poor example to argue this point.
And chess is sporting, but not a sport in the physical sense. I don’t play, but I would consider it a contender in Brain Olympics.
P.S. I’m not a cheerleader, never was. Had some friends on both sides – chess players and cheerleaders alike. The cheerleaders weren’t all stupid, but neither were all the chess players losers.
You put way too much time and effort into that…
FAIL.
Not fail – BOREDOM!
Everyone say it together now:
-THE FUTURE IS SCREWED-
That´s a win for me
Oh god. I’m a cheerleader. This is really sad. I’m SO sorry for the behalf of all the other cheerleaders, who got brains. -_-’ Sigh….
Don’t you mean “who HAVE brains”?
No, she meant the ones who got brains…..as in those who got brains, and those who did not. The poor cheerleaders who didn’t get brains are still hungry.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot who can’t spell?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A.
I like the “boring sports : chess and all that other geeky stuff” part…
Questions like this make me want to cry. *holds up cheerleader cell phone with txt talk on it and smashes with a hammer*
No way was this written by a cheerleader. There are way too many words in that paragraph that are spelled correctly.
I believe this is a FAIL due to laziness.
If you search the question on yahoo answers, you find that it was actually put up by a person named Dick Thompson, not Fearless Cheerleader.
::sigh:: if only these things were real.
its photoshopped the guy who asked this question was dick thompson or something go
she’s probably not even a real cheerleader
What will these people be like when they will actually grow up and learn that mommy and daddy paying for your abercrombie will not last forever?
…oh dear God, kill me now. Even if it is a fake (which is likely), looking at it just makes me want to hurt someone…*exasperated sigh*
y is that a fail ???
but WTF y does she mention tumbling @ sports
As much as I love Aeropostale (they carry some pretty cute stuff and usually you can get a decent price) I’m ashamed to shop there after seeing this.
Even though I dress in preppy clothes, I am a geek. I love Star Wars, but lol, the stupidity of this girl is hilarious. I just bought a belt from Aeropostale, now i feel like I’ve lost an I.Q. point from wearing one.
I love Star Wars!!! go Zayne Carrick!!! lol, lost i.q. points…
Do I need to say anything?
A:There is SOOOOO many unintentional misspells
B:She thinks chess is a sport, it has NO phisical activities
C:I can go all the way to Z, do u want me to?
Clearly, it’s a LolCat.
2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate YAAAAY GOVERNMENT FUNDED PUBLIC EDUCATION!!!!
That just proves our point. GTFO, stupid girl.
fake or not cheerleading is not a sport….. nor will it ever be
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090411203703AApEC8s
the only thing fake is the picture
This proves that not everyone chooses Charisma as their dump stat. Intelligence roll Fearless Cheerleader if you wish to defeat the kobolds
ok…
i’m french, and all i saw about cheerleaders was in teen movies. i thought it was all caricature.
thx to that dumb girl, it’s not! and it’s worse, indeed…
i actually found the link to the question, and it was made by some dick Thompson…
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnOSc8L9plPAy383k_2h7YsjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090411203703AApEC8s
oh, nvm he just copied it
WTF IS TUMBLING. IS THAT ANOTHER GAY THING PEOPLE ARE CALLING SPORTS NOW, LIKE CHEERLEADING?
never herd of it and cheerleading is a dopey yelling dance pretty much
Trolled.
Well for starters thats the possesive version of “there”
This reminds me of a cheerleader I knew in high school. We had to be in a group in class, and she was telling us a story of a woman she saw on TV. I quote, “I have never seen anyone more stupider. I swear people don’t get stupider!” And she proceeded to laugh.
In actual response to this girl. Honey, we don’t think you’re stupid because you’re pretty, or athletic, or stylish. All these things are good. We think you are stupid because you, clearly, already see yourself in the best light possible so make no effort to further yourself as a person. You do not speak in correct English. Your sentences are short and choppy, or long and run on.
Beyond that, you are stupid because you clearly have no respect for anyone who is not like you. The world takes all kinds. Those who play chess think about each move, it takes patience, and skill. But I think before you start proving your intelligence by playing chess, please learn how to speak, read, and write English.
To sum up my point: We don’t think you’re stupid because you’re a cheerleader. We just thing YOU are a stupid cheerleader.
you know what i hate a bout cheerleaders is that they think that they are better than everyone. no where on that list did i see cross country runners as a cool sport i think she needs to grow up and really who cares what your sport is. as long as you like it it is ok. i have seen cheerleaders practice or warm up. it does take a buff core but after a football game they think htey are the ones that are tired. and they aren’t all that cute either.
you know what i hate a bout cheerleaders is that they think that they are better than everyone. no where on that list did i see cross country runners as a cool sport i think she needs to grow up and really who cares what your sport is. as long as you like it it is ok. i have seen cheerleaders practice or warm up. it does take a buff core but after a football game they think htey are the ones that are tired. and they aren’t all that cute either. but wut ev’s she is jus stuk up
oops
wow….im only a 12 yr old and even i know that this is class A stupidity….=)
nice going though and hey! chess is kinda fun and all the stuff she listed were either for gays or girls…conidering its sports i dont see much of a diffrence though, srry for all the girls out there reading this right now but its true that all girls out there only like the sports where you cant really get hurt. =) but nice going failblog.org another really funny stupid cheereleader the world needs to recodnise!
Chess is a sport? I frequented the chess club in high school and I still scored several dates. I mean, seriously.
ok, what site is this? there are so many retarded questions on there that i wanna go trash the spastics who write them. it’d make me feel heaps better before exams
Makes me want to bash the girl’s head against a wall.
My guess is she’s a troll.
she so proved her point of being “intelligent”. fail
Hahahaha! Bet all the cheerleaders must be thanking her for making them even more POPULAR? -laugh-
Man that was retarded xD How blonde is she? I say, most of the cheerleaders act like sluts and having too high self-esteem. Thinking that everyone is jealous of them -laugh- One thing I know, I’m not jealous of her intelligence ;D
Uhm, I dress at Abercrombie and Hollister and I A) Am not a prep and B) I can spell more than….one word right per sentence….tsk tsk.
xDDD This is whats wrong with America.
ITS A FAKE FAIL!!!11!! the amount of time the question had been out for was photoshopped out!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL this makes my day!!!
And she is a real person… oh my god xD *dies*
I love the ‘boring games’ ;___;
OMFG… i don’t think cheerleaders are all that stupid. i just think they’re bitches with a 10 foot stick up they’re ass. all you cheerleaders are ego freaks…
-btw, tumbling ISNT A SPORT DUMBSHIT… proves you’re stupid.
I believe it’s painfully obvious that we hate cheerleaders for their impeccable grammar and spelling skills. The fact that they can be obnoxious and self-righteous is of course, of no import. D:<
Thats just said how she just proves everyone else’s point
Help me here- what are those other geeky stuff classified as sports?
Help me here- what are those “other geeky stuff” classified as sports?
OMG I POSTED ON THAT QUESTION!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see where she’s coming from.
What a retard! LOL
Actually thinking she’s smart, her even THINKING so makes this a fail, xDDD
Seriously, and how can you even CALL cheerleading a sport?! I mean seriously, we can all do spirit fingers and yell at people.
you make me touch your hand for stupid reasons
|the kid|
lol the ‘fearless cheerleader’ deleted her question off of yahoo answers. this one was hilarious.
This girl deserves to die on an open flamed barbeque.
wow, i really want to punch this chick. maybe it’s just because i’m what could be considered a geek XD ah well, she’ll find out in the long run ^_^
“i dont see y ppl think cheerleaders r so stupid”
…Yeah. *rolls eyes*
-facepalm-
Smartass :O
I PLAY CHESS. I HATE CHEERLEADERS. THEY CAN DIE.
ohhh mannnnnnnnnn this kills me! haha
LOL
Ladies and Gentlemen, People are stupid and the majority should be euthanized… I give you exhibit A.
Amen, amen.
I hope this is fake. I really hope this is fake. If it isn’t… THIS IS UNSPEAKABLE! “CHESS, OTHER GEEKY STUFF” YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF SMART! IF ONE THING IS FOR SURE, YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ACCEPTED WITH US, THE TRULY SMART AND SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE! LEAVE US ALONE AND YOU DARE NEVER DISTURB THE THINK TANK EVER AGAIN, LEST THE Q BE SMILING UPON YOU. If faked, my sincere apologies.
Lol…
So many grammatical fails… -_-
This person just set it up to be posted on here. Look at their response on Yahoo Answers… it says Epic Win. What a crock..
i really hope for a great tits on her or at least something so say its ok to be that stupid xD
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgBZnADQ4fAU.1MY1ic0whUjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090423055528AA9KnFO
There is the link read best answer and comments
Take a wild guess at why we think cheerleaders are stupid.
funny thing is, this was real question!
Wow, the person must be one of the most retarded ones I’ve ever seen.
There is everything wrong with this. Of course I do “All of that other geeky stuff”, I should play soccer and be like her!
Epic Lol
EPIC FAIL!!!
The best thing about Australian schools is that they don’t have cheerleaders.
thank christ for that!!
Kill the cheerleader, save the gene pool.
hmmm… you see why we think you’re dumb?
what do i need to type in to see this question this geek needs to answer this.
I enjoy the fact that having been screen-shotted within seven minutes of posting, The readers of this still believe that it wasn’t made specifically for posting here.
Actually, I just found this question!
Here it is:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApT8jlbXCi7LpHcChx8Sf40jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090611123224AAUv41T
Honestly, NOT EVERY CHEERLEADER IS STUPID but the one that wrote the question SURE IS!!!
shes such an idiot lol damn stuped boch
i can picture her right now… white, blonde, skinny, double-D tits and the IQ of an earthworm…
you NAILED it. that’s exactly how i pcture that girl
LOOL. EXACTLY what i was thinking.
cheerleading are for fails. they are destined to fail
Lol.
CHESS IS A STRATEGY GAME. It ish good for yer braaaaaainsss, darling!
Oh yeah. GAME, not SPORT.
Sadly this chick killed about a couple thousand of my brain cells with this question…so sad.
You are the reason why people think cheerleaders are dumb
Omg she is so stupid geeky stuff rule!!!Dolle naa lost! (Elvish for: “Your head is empty!) xD
this girl makes me want to kill someone
LOL I ANSWERED THIS QUESTION TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody hand me a gun please……
Apparently good spelling is a “Boring sports” too.
even if this is photoshopped, I still think cheerleaders r shallow and on the idiot side -.-
now i finally realize how stupid cheerleaders are
wow what a moron
The cheerleader pretty much answered her own question… XD
how ’bout golf?!?!
This is old shit and copypasta.
FAIL on the part of FAILblog.
leik zomfg cheerleaderz are s0 awesome wit theyre abercrombee!!!
such a fail
people like this make me sick
OMG DIE YOU MUTHERF*CKING TROLL DIE!
*BFG 3000 GET OUT*
BOOMBLAMSQUISH!
This person actually made me die a little inside
What website is this? As in the website on the picture.
And poor literacy is kewl.
what site is that
Okay….PLEASE tell me that some one gave this girl an honest answer because this is just sad…..
Good concept, fail in explaining.
Please tell me this is not a honest copy of the real thing cause thats just so… sad
Clearly fake screenshot was taken 7 min after post
Preps=EPIC fail
Who says it was photoshopped? I’ve seen plenty of uber retarted people in my life, and 80% of the words in the post WERE spelled right, just any that might have enhanced her point were wrong and 7 minutes is enough, the “Cheerleader” might have responded withen 4-5 minutes, then the person who posted this read it, laughed, got their camera, taken a picture and there you go, plenty of time to do it. In any case, i’d full believe this, too many dumb people in the world and this isn’t the worst i’ve ever seen.
Haha, I’m showing this on my blog.
I wish i could answer. Something like this:
“Point 1= you made over 5 spelling mistakes without text chat in there.
Point 2= Chess is not a sport
Being a skateboarder, a tomboy an author or a nature girl is WAAAAY cooler and more fun.