Comments on: Headline Fail http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:27:45 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: iambobbob http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-732881 iambobbob Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:44:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-732881 the people that wrote that headline are relly smart arent they! the people that wrote that headline are relly smart arent they!

]]> By: MEOW http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-680172 MEOW Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:52:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-680172 REALLY? ur kidding! REALLY? ur kidding!

]]> By: Danilo G http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-670774 Danilo G Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:05:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-670774 WHUUAATT!??!!! :-o THEY DONT?! Dammit thats just such a shame.. WHUUAATT!??!!! :-o THEY DONT?!
Dammit thats just such a shame..

]]> By: Brownie http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-628932 Brownie Sun, 04 Oct 2009 14:51:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-628932 why did you have to say that why did you have to say that

]]> By: LOLatCanadians http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-595644 LOLatCanadians Sun, 06 Sep 2009 02:26:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-595644 yes definitely yes definitely

]]> By: Edward http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-577146 Edward Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:58:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-577146 SOMEONE! HURRY! KILL THIS DAMN TROLL BEFORE HE GETS ANY FURTHER! SOMEONE! HURRY! KILL THIS DAMN TROLL BEFORE HE GETS ANY FURTHER!

]]> By: tdwprulezd00d http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-577142 tdwprulezd00d Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:55:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-577142 i wonder why..they should speak up so all the crimes can be solved!!! ahahaha i wonder why..they should speak up so all the crimes can be solved!!!

ahahaha

]]> By: Branman275 http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-526596 Branman275 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:50:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-526596 This was on Leno... This was on Leno…

]]> By: Jacob http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-491955 Jacob Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:51:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-491955 Not surprising really. though, when MJ comes back, evry1's gonna b surprised Not surprising really. though, when MJ comes back, evry1’s gonna b surprised

]]> By: definite_anonymous http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-436129 definite_anonymous Tue, 26 May 2009 05:51:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-436129 ...and the ones that do talk are promptly stabbed with a crucifix. …and the ones that do talk are promptly stabbed with a crucifix.

]]> By: Squintz http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-405968 Squintz Wed, 06 May 2009 01:42:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-405968 I'd HOPE they never talk to police, cause then that would indicate a zombie outbreak.... I’d HOPE they never talk to police, cause then that would indicate a zombie outbreak….

]]> By: Leeba http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-377489 Leeba Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:57:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-377489 "Usually you have a scenario when a victim dies shortly after a homicide" Words....there are simply no words to express how much I am laughing over this sentence. If you are dead, can you die again? The eternal question. Yet Northampton County's own First Deputy District Attorney Terry Houck has found the answer. I shall go to worship him. “Usually you have a scenario when a victim dies shortly after a homicide”

Words….there are simply no words to express how much I am laughing over this sentence.

If you are dead, can you die again? The eternal question. Yet Northampton County’s own First Deputy District Attorney Terry Houck has found the answer.

I shall go to worship him.

]]> By: Eelkonio http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-373215 Eelkonio Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:55:26 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-373215 Who lived 'just long enough'..?? "Ward was shot in the face in October and succumbed Dec. 31 to her wounds. Her death came after she gave police a detailed written account of what happened." Shot in october - succumbed Dec. 31st... That leaves her with over two months worth of time to tell the police what happened. I guess that's somewhat more than 'just enough'. :D Who lived ‘just long enough’..??

“Ward was shot in the face in October and succumbed Dec. 31 to her wounds. Her death came after she gave police a detailed written account of what happened.”

Shot in october – succumbed Dec. 31st… That leaves her with over two months worth of time to tell the police what happened. I guess that’s somewhat more than ‘just enough’. :D

]]> By: Eelkonio http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-373212 Eelkonio Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:52:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-373212 "“Usually you have a scenario when a victim dies shortly after a homicide." That's not right, is it? A victim of a homicide can't die /after/ the homicide. It's not a homicide until the victim is dead. See the dictionary. The victim dies after the /attempt at homicide/, at which point the homicide has succeeded and it turns into an actual homicide. Now please kill me; my head hurts. ““Usually you have a scenario when a victim dies shortly
after a homicide.”

That’s not right, is it? A victim of a homicide can’t die /after/ the homicide.
It’s not a homicide until the victim is dead. See the dictionary.

The victim dies after the /attempt at homicide/, at which point the homicide has succeeded and it turns into an actual homicide.

Now please kill me; my head hurts.

]]> By: Nate http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-370631 Nate Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:10:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-370631 That's a shame. It would be so helpful if they'd be more cooperative. That’s a shame. It would be so helpful if they’d be more cooperative.

]]> By: Anti-Ignorant http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-370481 Anti-Ignorant Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:00:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-370481 won't they be dead by then? won’t they be dead by then?

]]> By: Nash http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-369931 Nash Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:26:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-369931 Those that we now know to be homicide victims, in their pre-victim state, have no inclination that their current state is going to change, and thus, do not talk to the agencies and authourities , that they would presumably require once they attain their post-homicide status. Those that we now know to be homicide victims, in their pre-victim state, have no inclination that their current state is going to change, and thus, do not talk to the agencies and authourities , that they would presumably require once they attain their post-homicide status.

]]> By: TheUnclean http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367821 TheUnclean Mon, 13 Apr 2009 06:08:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367821 pft, just give super ultra (douche) psychic john edwards a call and he can talk them for the cops pft, just give super ultra (douche) psychic john edwards a call and he can talk them for the cops

]]> By: Superfail http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367807 Superfail Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:14:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367807 What a shocking development!!! What a shocking development!!!

]]> By: kat http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367595 kat Sun, 12 Apr 2009 23:23:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367595 Did you hear about the guy who's left side got cut off in a bologna factory accident? He's all right now. Did you hear about the guy who’s left side got cut off in a
bologna factory accident? He’s all right now.

]]> By: kitty http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367455 kitty Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:52:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367455 I tried to talk to them :( They just didnt listen I tried to talk to them :( They just didnt listen

]]> By: invertedcontinuum http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367441 invertedcontinuum Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:27:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367441 "Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police" hmmmm........ one would hope so. “Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”

hmmmm…….. one would hope so.

]]> By: Matt Sturgeon http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367143 Matt Sturgeon Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:20:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367143 last time i was murdered i told the police. last time i was murdered i told the police.

]]> By: ZombieApocalypse http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-367070 ZombieApocalypse Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:38:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-367070 No. I'd feast on your brain if I could find it. Did you hide it up your butt or take it out and put it in storage somewhere? No. I’d feast on your brain if I could find it. Did you hide it up your butt or take it out and put it in storage somewhere?

]]> By: Kuwarudo http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366839 Kuwarudo Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:30:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366839 Of course they can't talk to the police, they're too busy dying. Of course they can’t talk to the police, they’re too busy dying.

]]> By: orion http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366834 orion Sun, 12 Apr 2009 08:13:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366834 it's pushing daisies... and that was pretty much my first thoguht upon reading that headline LOL! it’s pushing daisies… and that was pretty much my first thoguht upon reading that headline LOL!

]]> By: forscore http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366759 forscore Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:39:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366759 My local paper. A horrible paper. My local paper. A horrible paper.

]]> By: DFL http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366749 DFL Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:11:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366749 Now, let's not get drastic. Now, let’s not get drastic.

]]> By: spinpsychle http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366703 spinpsychle Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:56:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366703 So what is there for people who care about the future? So what is there for people who care about the future?

]]> By: one and one and one is three http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366687 one and one and one is three Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:35:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366687 I concur. I concur.

]]> By: gwenhwyfaer http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366478 gwenhwyfaer Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:00:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366478 Well, you wouldn't, would you? Even if you can remember it, it's going to be a touchy subject; you're not going to want to relive it (so to speak) over and over again. Well, you wouldn’t, would you? Even if you can remember it, it’s going to be a touchy subject; you’re not going to want to relive it (so to speak) over and over again.

]]> By: Homicide Victims http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366207 Homicide Victims Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:47:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366207 BRAAAINS!! BRAAAINS!!

]]> By: apaskov http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366168 apaskov Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:09:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366168 Nice post. It's helpful. I will be back for more. Sincerely,Alain Power <a href="http://www.go-to-canada.com/gen_joboffers.htm" rel="nofollow">Job offers Canada</a> Nice post. It’s helpful. I will be back for more.
Sincerely,Alain Power
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]]> By: anametamystik http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366160 anametamystik Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:42:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366160 Easy. They're about to die. In the same way that for those about to rock are rockers, those about to die from massive A+B injuries are homocide victims. Easy. They’re about to die.

In the same way that for those about to rock are rockers, those about to die from massive A+B injuries are homocide victims.

]]> By: Soberman http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366149 Soberman Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:21:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366149 Swat? Swat?

]]> By: Emperor http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366145 Emperor Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:16:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366145 I fully got it samantha, I was playing on the drole humo(u)r. I fully got it samantha, I was playing on the drole humo(u)r.

]]> By: DLFiend4Ever http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366139 DLFiend4Ever Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:10:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366139 Danger Mouse? Danger Mouse?

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366132 DrB Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:02:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366132 Okay, that wasn't helpful. How about a Bex and a good lie down (well that's what mom used to say, was never sure what she meant, hmm). Okay, that wasn’t helpful. How about a Bex and a good lie down (well that’s what mom used to say, was never sure what she meant, hmm).

]]> By: 2nd http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366094 2nd Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:13:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366094 no it's a cat run~!! no it’s a cat run~!!

]]> By: Grumpy Curmudgeon http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366076 Grumpy Curmudgeon Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:05:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366076 Damn straight. In my day we <i>walked</i> to the TV to change the channel. These new-fangled "remotes" have too darned many buttons. Damn straight. In my day we walked to the TV to change the channel. These new-fangled “remotes” have too darned many buttons.

]]> By: CrinklySlinky http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366055 CrinklySlinky Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:47:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366055 This is really a lifeless story. This is really a lifeless story.

]]> By: Cattooth http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366014 Cattooth Sat, 11 Apr 2009 12:45:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366014 Actually reminds me of a story I read in the newspaper not so long ago, a man was stabbed and beaten and managed to give his killer's name to the police before dying... on the street... I would of saved the interrogation until after the ambulance arrived. Actually reminds me of a story I read in the newspaper not so long ago, a man was stabbed and beaten and managed to give his killer’s name to the police before dying… on the street…
I would of saved the interrogation until after the ambulance arrived.

]]> By: Alan http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-366004 Alan Sat, 11 Apr 2009 12:17:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-366004 This looks like more of an april fools win than a headline fail This looks like more of an april fools win than a headline fail

]]> By: abc http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365936 abc Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365936 I thought that the emperor had no clothes? I thought that the emperor had no clothes?

]]> By: Strategist http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365908 Strategist Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:04:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365908 A really awful joke I found the other day: What's worse than finding six dead babies in a trash can? . . . . . . . . . . . . Finding one baby in six trash cans! A really awful joke I found the other day:

What’s worse than finding six dead babies in a trash can?
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Finding one baby in six trash cans!

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365907 DrB Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:00:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365907 'Cause if you add an 'r' he told you what the victim drank? ‘Cause if you add an ‘r’ he told you what the victim drank?

]]> By: oh hi http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365905 oh hi Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:54:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365905 Makes me think of Michael Jackson. Makes me think of Michael Jackson.

]]> By: DrB http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365903 DrB Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:51:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365903 We held fresh elections. No more boredom with this bawdy board. We held fresh elections. No more boredom with this bawdy board.

]]> By: carbon http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365899 carbon Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:26:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365899 I saw "Express-Times" on the article, and immediately thought "There is no way this could have been in my local paper." Sadly, it was. Anyone got the date on the clipping? Its so fuzzed out I can't see it. :\ I saw “Express-Times” on the article, and immediately thought “There is no way this could have been in my local paper.”

Sadly, it was. Anyone got the date on the clipping? Its so fuzzed out I can’t see it. :\

]]> By: Stevie Janowski http://failblog.org/2009/04/10/headline-fail-4/#comment-365897 Stevie Janowski Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:19:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15932#comment-365897 rarely... as in sometimes they do talk? rarely… as in sometimes they do talk?

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