Simlish is a fictional language featured in Maxis’ Sim series of games.
…However, they ultimately decided that Simlish worked best as a “language” made up of gibberish words that couldn’t be translated, so that its meaning would be left open to the imagination of the player.
Lol actually, I go to that school, it’s a door. There was a video of me walking through it I told link to submit here, but apparently he didn’t want to. there is really a fail door right by the lockers. and it makes accessing those lockers when there is a crowd freaking perilous lol
haha we wish. bro that’s my school xD
it’s a legite fail door. i told him to submit the video of me walking throught it, but eh guess he didn’t want to…
THEORY FAIL (lol)
no trick my friend. it’s my school. it used to be a church but they gutted it and turned it into a school.
no idea why they left that door though.
And look at the light on the one side, then the shadow on the ground in fron of the lockers behind the pointless wall/fail door.
*closes door so we can have some privacy* I’m leaning on a failwall,
On the corner of the door.
In case a certain little lady comes by.
Oh me, oh my.
I hope the little lady comes by
Not anymore.
*builds a wall partition with Lego bricks*
*makes a little cubby for two* Oh my life,
Is changing everyday,
In every possible way,
And Oh my dreams,
Never quite as it seems,
Never quite as it seems.
Not a bad thought. Fail Thought at that, but not bad.
It is infact a pointless “Fail Door”
Reason being: (I am pretty sure) this was left when they gutted the church to turn it into a school.
I go there
We’ll probably post the vid soon since people are deeming this to be fake.
Eeps! *Frantically tries to erase misguided little ^ thingy-thingy pointer*
Pointed the darned thing right at me. *foop*
Meant pointer to indicate RM (GT). Sooooo . . . .
*wimpy-little-attempt-at-a-clever-burn fail* …Consequently, I believe I’ll just apologize to RM(GT) and quit while I’m a foop.
it’s not kitty litter, its a mass bucket of “Magic Flakes” crackers… meaning this is in the Philippines. So…… yea, this is about on par with Filipino stupidity and about average for filipino construction.
There’s a room with a door just like that at my work, but that’s because there’s a security grill which can come over the main bit when it’s closed. Maybe it’s something like that?
The wall on the edge seems to be a darker shade of paint, the wall has been knocked down obviously. If this is the case it would be cheaper to leave the door there other than remove it. Not really a ‘failing’.
photoshop?
lol regular photo bro.
church turned into school=knocked down wall would be my guess as to how they reasoned that one. I go there, but no idea why the wall is like that…
we had one a door like this in my grade school what it is is a sliding door that turns into a wall kind of like a hideaway wall so that when you wanted two rooms instead of one you can use the doorway. not really a fail at all…..
There’s another possibility no one has mentioned – folding walls. I’m sure you’ve seen them. They are often found in large conference rooms, set-up so one big room can be broken down into several smaller ones.
I wish we could get a good look at the stuff near the left edge of the picture. That beige box may be the lock mechanism for a folding wall.
Actually you’re all wrong…this is an actual door in my school…It’s still there because the building itself was a church before we acquired it….we know…it fails..
UGH! This is what happens when Architects dont’ communicate revisions to Contractor…. the trades Crew just follow What’s drawn on plan or written in instructions….
You know? I could share a ton of these!
It isn’t a mirror, and it isn’t in your sliding school hallway. It is a door fitted with a lock in a wall that you can walk around to get into the other room. The lock is the fail, not the door
Lock fails because it doesn’t lock. Double fail I guess. All that is is a door that leads to the lockers you see there. No “folding” doors, no sliding walls, just a Fail Door haha.
ugh…. hey rob, every one else from veritas, i guess we need video to prove this phail door is 100% fail btw, (this is paul >.< ) and i forgot that door was on failblog and shame on you all who though that gueedo used a mirror or something! that door is a real fail!
I think it’s more of a wall fail. The door is fine, but someone forgot to finish the wall!
Maybe this is a real life simulation of the Sims.
Epic comment BondFan4518!
*bows*
I loved the Sims. Never could get what the heck they were saying, though.
Me either. I loved the sound of it though.
We should probably take a course or two in Simlish. But then we’d know what they’re saying, and where’s the fun in that?
Every now and again I talk like that in the office.
Now THAT’S got to make for an interesting day at the office!
Every now and then I break wind in the office. I’m not just saying thatt, I really do. And it really stinks.
Every now and then I wonder if I’m going to be like this forever.
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely…
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears …
Door WIN!!
Architect FAIL!!!
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by…
Every now and then I cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute.
Today’s music just ain’t got the same soles.
You talk the talk, hammy, but can you walk the beat?
IS THAT A TUB OF BACONLUBE BETWEEN THOSE TWO LOCKERS??
actually it’s a bucket o’plaster, and i even said that that door was fail when i applied to that school. XD it’s still there. HA!
It was better when we tried to be pokemon and communicated using only our names.
Hows bouts we be exotic sports cars and communicate with food groups?
I used to have real conversations like that!
Fun as anything, too.
I think it was esperanto, actually. I don’t speak it, though.
No, I don’t think it was Esperanto. I know enough to recognize it (Blade 3)
Think I read somewhere that’s it’s just a fictional language.
You just made that up.
OMG – that’s stranger than – well, you know.
If ‘ficitonal’ means it’s a made up language, then yes, of course
Esperanto is a fictional language.
All languages are made-up. Otherwise we would be born knowing them.
Thinking way too hard there.
Simlish is a fictional language featured in Maxis’ Sim series of games.
…However, they ultimately decided that Simlish worked best as a “language” made up of gibberish words that couldn’t be translated, so that its meaning would be left open to the imagination of the player.
Simlish
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Strange as it is, Simlish is nowhere near as messed up as Saurian, from Star Fox.
Or Spanish, from Los Angeles.
…or English, from Cheerleaders.
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only way to find out is to go to their website at http://www.lernu.net
fAIL!
Comment fail. The initial comment was a win; your response, a fail.
Even your name is fail, i think you should consider a job that allows pure failure as a means of working.
Wendy’s?
No. They actually HOLD the pickles and onions.
Taco-Bell would be more like it.
Its a mirror genius, look closely.
Lol actually, I go to that school, it’s a door. There was a video of me walking through it I told link to submit here, but apparently he didn’t want to. there is really a fail door right by the lockers. and it makes accessing those lockers when there is a crowd freaking perilous lol
this picture is obviously 2 pictures pasted togethor. I geuss thats a WIN
No, its not, I went to school there. they should just have a picture of the school for this fail, because the school did fail
lol good one
It’s clearly designed to confuse and trap daft cheerleaders!
Hehe, or to help them? Go down the hallway, first door on the left.
& if you miss it, just keep going and turn anywhere after that.
*inserts “right” for “left”* Sorry your statement makes no sense without this correction.
It depends on which way you’re coming from.
If you were coming from the left the space would immediately preceed the door making sparky’s comment inacurate.
I’m sure you’ll find your way.
It’s a sitcom locker room; you know, where the camera can go between two rooms at once?
“Tonight, another hilarious mix-up on ‘Three’s Company’….”
…something different: A half hour of comedic misunderstandings and sexual innuendo.
haha we wish. bro that’s my school xD
it’s a legite fail door. i told him to submit the video of me walking throught it, but eh guess he didn’t want to…
If pointlessness ever needed an image, here it is.
maybe it’s a fire check door?
It looks a lot like a mirror ^^
nice trick anyway.
cheap trick
Mommy’s all right
Daddy’s all right
They just seem a little weird
*surrenders to door*
Hangin’ out
On FB
Same old thing
We did last week
It does look a lot like a mirror, but this time the shadows suggest otherwise.
THEORY FAIL (lol)
no trick my friend. it’s my school. it used to be a church but they gutted it and turned it into a school.
no idea why they left that door though.
And look at the light on the one side, then the shadow on the ground in fron of the lockers behind the pointless wall/fail door.
dump bucket?
hump muppet?
i haz a bukkit
oh oh.
*Takes bucket*
I won’t tell lolrus if you dont!
*pisses quietly into said bucket*
It’s perfect. I think there are people who loves open doors. So they can!
When?
remind sims..
Too late. See my first comment.
Pfft. There’s always time for the sims.
BondFan4518 has already finished sims. he’s the one who did it.
Please, call me BFF.
Your name ish FF. BFF.
Sean Connery! I knew it was you! How did you keep your beard looking so healthy?
Tar deposit.
I knew it! I wonder what his secret of longlevity is?
I think you mean “long-liveity”
Those words are not in my dicitionary, but if you want to know the secret of my longevity, it is the Grale of course.
Bond Fan Forever, BFF… why in hell’s good name does everyone want to talk about the f’ing SIMS???
I dont know what is funnier: The placement of the door…. Or the fact that it has a lock on it.
Keep door locked at all times.
Knock before entering
*knocks*
*enters*
*exits*
When god locks a door, he opens a window
I’m not sure we hold the same thing to be god, but I’ve noticed how your comment seems to hold true…
More like…
When God locks a door, He removes a whole f*cking wall.
When God locks a window, door, and wall, He causes the earth to open up and swallow you whole.
Especially in the kitchen or bathroom.
This is so GIMP’ed!
It’s a Harry Potter portal.
(Try saying that 3 times, fast.)
This is so cool for kids and/or the young at heart.
*runs around and around in circles through the door*
*stops*
*runs around and around in reverse*
*hides behind wall*
*jumps out and grabs*
RAH!
*tumbles on the Moomin*
Hi, fancy seeing you here?
*whispers*
Are you still hiding?
*closes door so we can have some privacy*
I’m leaning on a failwall,
On the corner of the door.
In case a certain little lady comes by.
Oh me, oh my.
I hope the little lady comes by
Not anymore.
*builds a wall partition with Lego bricks*
*makes a little cubby for two*
Oh my life,
Is changing everyday,
In every possible way,
And Oh my dreams,
Never quite as it seems,
Never quite as it seems.
I’m thinking it’s a mirror.
Not a bad thought. Fail Thought at that, but not bad.
It is infact a pointless “Fail Door”
Reason being: (I am pretty sure) this was left when they gutted the church to turn it into a school.
I go there
We’ll probably post the vid soon since people are deeming this to be fake.
hehehe
It would be fun to go through the door Oo
I don’t think it’s a mirror, if it’s a mirror then wheres it supposed to be? And I’ve seen stuff like this for real.
That wasnt real. There is no spoon.
The cake is a lie.
The rake is a spy.
The lake is a pie.
*jumps in the lake*
*jumps in the pie*
*chokes on pie and drowns in lake*
*calls the ambulance*
The construction company probrably got paid by the door.
: o
Good idea. Bad spelling of the word “probably”.
You mean its spelled probably? *looks at dictionary.com* …well will you look at that.
I’ve always preferred “probabry”, occasionally alternating with “plobably” when necessary.
Your mileage may, and plobably will, vary.
No idea…
FreeOnlineFailNames. C:
The last two words in your name represent your entire life.
Your opinion makes you look like a conceded moron.
As does your misuse of the word “conceded.”
*snork*
>snicker<
*mörs*
Did you not mean “mormon” ?
Appear to be a mirror… but the sunlight proof that isn’t.
Appear to be english. But grammar says isn’t.
Are you both spelling-impaired?
^ Failure to understand mimicry as a form of humo(u)r.
Eeps! *Frantically tries to erase misguided little ^ thingy-thingy pointer*
Pointed the darned thing right at me. *foop*
Meant pointer to indicate RM (GT). Sooooo . . . .
*wimpy-little-attempt-at-a-clever-burn fail* …Consequently, I believe I’ll just apologize to RM(GT) and quit while I’m a foop.
Why is a tub of kitty litter near the lockers? Cat door fail
it’s not kitty litter, its a mass bucket of “Magic Flakes” crackers… meaning this is in the Philippines. So…… yea, this is about on par with Filipino stupidity and about average for filipino construction.
Probably for the lion-dog.
There’s a room with a door just like that at my work, but that’s because there’s a security grill which can come over the main bit when it’s closed. Maybe it’s something like that?
It may have been when it was a church, but they gutted it and turned it into a school now. I guess they just left that for the hell of it.
i think the wall is one of those sliding metal doors they lock at night, so if you need to get in (janitors) then you go through the regular door.
Just because the trolls didn’t hit this one yet…
*photoshopped*
lol
The wall on the edge seems to be a darker shade of paint, the wall has been knocked down obviously. If this is the case it would be cheaper to leave the door there other than remove it. Not really a ‘failing’.
Wow..Failblog begins to suck more and more each day.
LMAO, ROTFL Epic door fail dude!
RT
http://www.web-privacy.us.tc
the one who built this wall must have a serious sterd thing in his/her head, not a brain more like… a hamburger or something like that.
To do this right you need more t. im sure.
The door more to the right side probably leads to the edge of the universe >.<
Photoshop win…. kinda
photoshop?
lol regular photo bro.
church turned into school=knocked down wall would be my guess as to how they reasoned that one. I go there, but no idea why the wall is like that…
Perhaps its for those times when you have to put something really long into your “Doctor Who” infinite interior space locker…
we had one a door like this in my grade school what it is is a sliding door that turns into a wall kind of like a hideaway wall so that when you wanted two rooms instead of one you can use the doorway. not really a fail at all…..
A Sliding door would require a track on the floor. Knowledge of doors fail.
Reminds me of the “emergency” doors here in Japan. I still can’t figure out why they even exist since they lead nowhere.
um, doors are supposed to swing into rooms, not into the hallway…
carpet says it all ..
thats FAKE-_3 photos, if u look closely the carpet is TWO colors.
Theory Fail again. There’s vid proof if you want it, but that’s my school. it used to be a church, but that must be from when they gutted it.
There’s another possibility no one has mentioned – folding walls. I’m sure you’ve seen them. They are often found in large conference rooms, set-up so one big room can be broken down into several smaller ones.
I wish we could get a good look at the stuff near the left edge of the picture. That beige box may be the lock mechanism for a folding wall.
Actually you’re all wrong…this is an actual door in my school…It’s still there because the building itself was a church before we acquired it….we know…it fails..
Sadly, this is my high school. One of the top schools in Wisconsin… HAHAHA
LOL JENNY! (Rob =]) V-HOUSE IS IN FAIL BLOG WTF! HAHA!
in Police squad! this was a running
gag, leslie nelson would always
go around the wall rather than
through the door!
UGH! This is what happens when Architects dont’ communicate revisions to Contractor…. the trades Crew just follow What’s drawn on plan or written in instructions….
You know? I could share a ton of these!
The photo isn’t fake, it’s just a mirror. the picture is taken at a WIN of an angle.
no not fake my school veritas high school milwaukee WI
Such a fail;
Its almost a win.
We have them at my school as well.
Thank god it’s not just us.
that is really retarted
Idiots. IT’S A MIRROR!!!!!!
It isn’t a mirror, and it isn’t in your sliding school hallway. It is a door fitted with a lock in a wall that you can walk around to get into the other room. The lock is the fail, not the door
Lock fails because it doesn’t lock. Double fail I guess. All that is is a door that leads to the lockers you see there. No “folding” doors, no sliding walls, just a Fail Door haha.
theres no use of the door
indeed.
ugh…. hey rob, every one else from veritas, i guess we need video to prove this phail door is 100% fail btw, (this is paul >.< ) and i forgot that door was on failblog and shame on you all who though that gueedo used a mirror or something! that door is a real fail!
the real question is WHY!?