Watch what you say here! Some Appalachian-Americans may be very upset by this term (those of us who can …. errr, I mean those of them who can read). p.s. The proper spelling is *hillbillies* (one hillbilly / several hillbillies)
No, I think you mean to say “… those of them whose can reads”, which simply means “those of thems with that fancy book learnin’ stuff”.
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I dropped out of the third grade and I ain’t not no undummy!
I was also thinking the same thing. I was also wondering if it were perhaps dead and propped up on something, given the business we seem to be taking a peek into.
(Not that I’m defending this practice, but…)
If they’re gonna burn in hell for screwing them, they’re surely gonna burn for killing them and hanging them on hooks.
wn, I took you for a kind and gentle individual … I was wrong. LOL Seriously though, you are making my stomach turn. GO TO YOUR ROOM and think about what you just said.
You folks just don’t get it. It’s a decoy alright, to keep the dumb hillbilly hick from raping a REAL deer – or worse, raping the venison hanging on hooks!
Yes, I think he’s about 12 feet in front of the deer, and you can see both his legs…You can also see by the deer already hanging that they would be way larger if one were actually next to him.
please help failbloggers!
i am writing on this blog in order to investigate uses of the words fail, win, and the actions asterisks (ie *gasped* etc) for an anthropology class.
i need evidence that i’ve been writing on the blog and that i’ve been using the words correctly.
so even though my comments might seem stupid/out of place, it is because i HAVE to engage on this blog in order to do well on the paper!
so, i am sorry if you hate my comments, but it is all in the name of anthropoligical research!
FAILBLOGGERS, PLEASE RISE AND HELP!
Men have underwear that they just unzip their pants and move the flap on there underwear where and they can rape OR have sex without being naked >.> rather strange
Dude, that isn’t a guy.. that’s something in front of the deer that’s partly hidden by one of the hanging deer in the foreground. It does look like a guy, especially with that weird splotch on the picture that looks like a head, but it ISN’T. I can’t believe none of you has figured this out yet!
Okay, maybe it’s because I’m not a hunter, but I can’t get past the deer corpses hanging in the photo. I almost puked. Call me a wuss or whatever, but I think there should be one of those warning tags on this. I’m not asking for it to be taken down, although I wish it would. *blech*
New fad
Where did my “?” go?
I ate it. Sorry.
Be careful, McFail. Question marks can make you bloated.
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Hahaha that’s genius!
Wait until you get to see some attempts of the trolls here at creating a *edge twitched* penis!
Let’s see if this one works too…
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damntion
you might have to do it like this
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never mind
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lil’ baby
that baby has a huge head
ALL babies do.
Silly.
testing comment.
(my comments havent been showing up, why is that? )
I still cant see your comments… Perhaps you need to turn on num-lock
lmao good one(:
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Potbelly!
your question mark failed
Oh deer!
Exactly what I was going to say!
The buck stops here!
Does that make the guy a bucking bronco?
You’re just one letter off there, WN.
*squick*
Hee!
I’ve heard of injected meat before, but, ewwww!
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
(Though nice job on the… erm, almost Labyrinth reference.)
Even the lowest quality products are graded.
In this case… D-graded.
You get an A-pplause pplause pplause pplause…
So is that the USDA inspector, or just some pervert watching sick deer sex?
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.
ROFL
Deer won’t be inspected below this level
:tries to inspect: :gets grossed out and gives up:
ermm … is that a buck?
( not that I mean to denegrate any homosexual zoophiles out there … )
USDA fail
I think he’s attempting to make “cream of meat”
WIN!!!
Doen’t know what hes thinking.
Oh yeah baby, just another second … ???
Probably something along those lines. Sick is as sick does.
Exactly what I was going to say, too! And then you too said exactly what I was going to say! So… what can I say?
What you just said, maybe?
What’d I Say?
I honestly don’t know.
I think it was the way he said it.
Behbeh, whuddahsay . . . c*J*
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I hear Deliverance banjo music in the background…
Is it the Disney version?
Ummm, no.
It’s possible the person is administering and anesthetic prior to the poor beast’s demise.
*quietly removes superfluous ‘d’*
Dallas does Bambi?
Oh my eyes!
Is it just me, or are all the fails today just a bit on the squicky side??
There definately seems to be a theme.
Things will improve once the Baconlube runs out.
Does it ever run out? Seems to flow freely ’round here.
We buy it in 55 gallon FAILdrums.
They sell it at the Costco?
Yes. Mahboobeh sells it to us at a discount.
Doe here!
D’oh!
A deer!
A female deer!
Oh baby …
(It must be contagious, now I’m sick too!)
To make things worse, I’m pretty sure that’s a male deer.
Doe!
Ray!
Me!
Fa!
So?
La la la la.
Who’s up for some jam and bread?
Can I have some with my tea?
Tee
DOUGH!Here we go again…
Uh, Tee!
La!
Sol
Fa la la la la… and 9 homos (under 25)
Me?
(wha??)
not you, Re
Charles?
sol, but close
The hills…er woods are alive with the sound of music!
hills… hillbillys.
Watch what you say here! Some Appalachian-Americans may be very upset by this term (those of us who can …. errr, I mean those of them who can read). p.s. The proper spelling is *hillbillies* (one hillbilly / several hillbillies)
No, I think you mean to say “… those of them whose can reads”, which simply means “those of thems with that fancy book learnin’ stuff”.
.
I dropped out of the third grade and I ain’t not no undummy!
I was also thinking the same thing. I was also wondering if it were perhaps dead and propped up on something, given the business we seem to be taking a peek into.
Circle drawing fail.
omg dude, u deserve an award for this comment.
really
i’m still laughing.
Nice!
I think it may be OK – that COULD be a llama.
*roffle*
hahahhaa… caught!!
this looks chopped
Another Hollywood child star’s life ends in tragedy.
Poor Bambi.
Are you sure this isn’t how it started?
The movie did start with a bang.
*lmao*
Nasty on all levels.
Especially on 3, 4, and 7 though.
I hate level 7.
That boss is impossible to beat!
That poor deer tried; look what happened to him/her.
I’m pretty sure no one’s penis is that far beneath their crotch. Funny angle though.
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Sick bastards! I hope they all burn in hell.
(Not that I’m defending this practice, but…)
If they’re gonna burn in hell for screwing them, they’re surely gonna burn for killing them and hanging them on hooks.
I am talking about BOTH…and yes, they should burn in hell. Anyone who can do that to a poor defenseless animal is SICK and demented.
I think he’s the PETA president. Yup he is. He the show the poor deer some love before it meats its maker. Did I say meats Im mean sauage.
LOL…now say it in English!
Kidding. I get the just of it. I still stand by my comments.
I still stand by my elk burger burritos
And then I eat them.
wn, I took you for a kind and gentle individual … I was wrong.
LOL Seriously though, you are making my stomach turn. GO TO YOUR ROOM and think about what you just said.
I have a vegetarian friend… but he loves meat.
LET’S EAT HIM!!!
How’s that saying go again? I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!
carrot juice constitutes murder, and coleslaws a facist regime
the arrogant worms told me so
Let me guess… you get your meat from the supermarket which makes it without harming any animals at all.
If you are addressing me, I don’t get any animal meat at all and I happen to live just fine.
wait do you cake?
u don’t eat animal meat. . . um, so what kind of meat do you eat???
Possibly shmeat.
maybe spam?
Well, McDonald’s chicken nuggets are probably suitable for vegetarians..?
Thinking: No one will know if I only try it once.
Reality: Welcome to internet fame!
what is it?
Look at where the deer’s feet would end. And then look at where the guy’s feet should be. Perspective anyone?
Perspective on animal rape?
I think he meant “prospective”.
I procrastinate
And the guy with the deer wants to procreate.
Procreating…he’s doing it wrong!
Should he be doing it in a different position?
This is how they got that weird kid from the crappy Fall Out Boy music video.
I thought of procrastinating too, but decided to do it later instead.
Knowing the general behavior of deer, I think the guy is um… attending to a lawn ornament.
“Knowing the general behavior of deer”…. In a rape situation?
When was the last time you were able to walk up to a deer and touch it?
I’m pretty sure deer don’t wait around to see what you intentions are.
What is this obsession you have with touching deers?..
You have a superfluous “s” there.
i count six. How many should be there?
Thirty-eight.
The plural of deer is deer. No “s”.
If more than on louse is lice
and more than one mouse is mice
should more than one spouse be spice?
no b/c u cant put spouses on food to make it taste better… they have the opposite affect i think…
Nice one
Hammykins is 4 shy of the real answer.
Try this: What is this obsession you have with touching, dear?
I think we all know who the deer expert is here.
Humor me here a moment. Do you live in a large city?
With out taking the time to read the rest of the thread, isn’t that a deer decoy?
He’s gonna feel so stupid when he realizes he humped a fake deer.
I was going with lawn ornament but you’re probably right, it probably IS a decoy.
You folks just don’t get it. It’s a decoy alright, to keep the dumb hillbilly hick from raping a REAL deer – or worse, raping the venison hanging on hooks!
That’s why I take them out to a movie first… and maybe share a salt lick afterwards.
Yes, I think he’s about 12 feet in front of the deer, and you can see both his legs…You can also see by the deer already hanging that they would be way larger if one were actually next to him.
Too bad I’m a spoilsport
“We’re here, we’re queer, we’re deer! Get used to it!”
The man in the foreground seems to be covertly watching the activity.
Their slogan is “We use special tenderizers.”
SIck f*cks.
This isn’t what I remembered it to be last time!!
The guy watching is jealous lol
I’m pretty sure the red circle is photoshopped, or at least MSPainted.
so i think we shoud delete this.
this isn’t a fail anymore.
I mean, a REAL fake
REAL fail,
sorry
please help failbloggers!
i am writing on this blog in order to investigate uses of the words fail, win, and the actions asterisks (ie *gasped* etc) for an anthropology class.
i need evidence that i’ve been writing on the blog and that i’ve been using the words correctly.
so even though my comments might seem stupid/out of place, it is because i HAVE to engage on this blog in order to do well on the paper!
so, i am sorry if you hate my comments, but it is all in the name of anthropoligical research!
FAILBLOGGERS, PLEASE RISE AND HELP!
(anthropological spelling FAIL!)
*cries a little*
besides, isnt it only ethical to include your subjects in research?
*suggests you try capitalization where appropriate*
We might take you seriously then.
…Anthropoligically speaking.
whats with the grammar/spelling police over here?
Where is “over here” exactly?
Then again, we might not. Zombie wants brains, but is starving in the presence of ant.
Anthropologists are so bored they’re studying fail blog now? Also, don’t scream at us.
*sqeek*pop*then kicks him
If I wanted to see flayed dead animals I’d go to that site you’re not supposed to mention. Failblog has really sunk low.
He’s tenderizing the meat before slaughter.
Well take notice at where one of the dead deer is… ya never know it might be zoonecrophilia fail too.
I can’t believe you posted this picture. It’s total FAIL on your part.
THAT IS NOT FUNNY it is sick. I doubt he is but even joking about animal rape is not funny.
but its consensual, he told the deer he was gonna do it then he did its not rape then, right? jeeze
The deer didn’t say “no”, so how can it be rape? LOL.
Penis Penor E-peen Penii AND last of all….. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even I could figure that one out.
Really? Hm… that’s an oddly specific thing to hope for. Kind of weird, actually.
i dont see how you could really go a day without seeing some form of it
Geez, in what universe do you live in?
This fail is a fail.
Yeah, those eviscerated carcass genitals sure are sexxxxy.
Ed Hardy shirts
Did anyone else notice that the guy “behind” the deer appears to be fully clothed? Or maybe it’s a moot point at this juncture . . . Just sayin’
Men have underwear that they just unzip their pants and move the flap on there underwear where and they can rape OR have sex without being naked >.> rather strange
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This Fail is a Fail. Photoshop.
just think wat the baby/fawn thing would be if this was a doe… talking meat?
It’s a furry lol
BLUURGGHHH some peta video was going on about the bad treatment of turkeys which get the similar treatment as above =S
Fu-eh llama
He’s peeing. Probably trying to pee on the deer/decoy. Whatever you guys have argued it out to be.
you guys have no life
I AM STUPID
yes you are, you’re a dumbass
Wait… So why is someone using my pseudonym here? I’ll be flogging my brother when he gets back.
este eu conheço..é o cleber de araraquara
The first one’s a gapper
anyone else get one off to this?
Dude, that isn’t a guy.. that’s something in front of the deer that’s partly hidden by one of the hanging deer in the foreground. It does look like a guy, especially with that weird splotch on the picture that looks like a head, but it ISN’T. I can’t believe none of you has figured this out yet!
Jeez.
What a BAAAAAA-d boy.
*bad-dum-pum*
LoL, Nice Shot:)
I dont get it… (Im so slow)
It scares me that the hung deer on the far left has a big whole in its crotch. o_o
D:
damn! i like it!
aww hellz no!
That’s horrible. Seriously. It’s disgusting. How do people even think this is funny? It’s not.
Okay, maybe it’s because I’m not a hunter, but I can’t get past the deer corpses hanging in the photo. I almost puked. Call me a wuss or whatever, but I think there should be one of those warning tags on this. I’m not asking for it to be taken down, although I wish it would. *blech*
go watch food inc. and get an education about our food.
hehehe
Nice photo !