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Is it Alex’s meat?
If so, our little boy is all grown up!
I reckon they cloned him. And then tied a string of his ‘meats’ together.
Loving the avatar, Mookie.
Thx, BF!
Did you paint the egg yourself?
No – just found it on some random site!
I see. Still, it’s good to have a seasonal avatar, what what?
What’s the third word there? I can’t read it.
It’s in czech language. Sign text means:
kostelecke (no translation, it’s town name) sausages,
founded in 1917
And can you read the first two???
Muhahah I am from there, it’s funny that fails of your fellow country sign doesn’t seem that funny
I think he meant on the EGG. lol
Agree. It was funny when I was 6 but no more. I wonder how american logos looked back in 1917:-)
he’s sucking a “weiner”
it takes the sausage in its mouth
Or else it gets the hose again?
Granny!! I gotta live one for you.
hehe!
*tucks genitals between legs and starts singing “goodbye horses”*
Granny’s gonna have a brand new duckmanbill suit tonight
i must say this frightens me. *runs back home*
Run, penis, run!
*locks door, turns on all the lights and pulls on condom*
Ha.. good one..Although I am tempted to eat your brain
comments won’t nest beneath this level
Comments will nest on yo mama
Wow that was mature.
yo mama is mature.
what?
Oh that was a good comeback.
Dammit its best I got.
Be slightly hurt atleast
If I remember correctly, technicolor wasn’t a troll a few days ago. Maybe trollism is catching, like zombieism?
It could be. We better watch out or one of us mi-OLOLOLOL U GUYS R SO WEIRD FIRST LAST
DON’T GIVE IN!
I was always a troll at heart
Say it ain’t so.
Your drug is a heart breaker…
Trolls have hearts?
That’s exactly what I thought. This is a breakthrough in troll studies.
LOL LIKE TOTALLY PWNED!
Oh no, they’ve caught and assimilated Zurack.
another man down! *looks up into the sky and screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scream.
iScream
Okay who is the head of these “troll studies”?
Are my taxes funding these ludicrous studies?
What a waste.
We should really be studying gnomes and phallic meat sucking vampire mimes.
I don’t know, but I’m the legs!
Yep.
In our spleens.
Dammit, I missed being first.
Dracula was faster.
And the disturbing thing is that it’s been unchanged for more than 90 years.
He should see a doctor about that. He might have taken too much Viagra.
Is that what an overdose looks like? I’m scared now.
If it turns black and falls off you’ve overdone it
I thought that meant it was ripe?
I thought it meant it’d been left in too long.
Happened to me, if you take out the pips its still tastes ok
Once it turns black you can’t go back
but once it explodes it’ll be all over the roads
(btw i made an awsome vid click on my name for the link
wtf happened to my )?
who stole IT!!!?
90 years ago people were not as perverse as today to imagine blow job instead of ordinary eating of sausages.
That’s wishful thinking. They didn’t call it the “roaring 20s” for nothing.
right. You know, Czech republic is a meat country
But it has! I took a photo two years ago, before they removed the white drips:
http://violetta-crisis.livejournal.com/9928.html
Haha, kostelijk!
lol
All it needs now is mustard
*licks lips*
It’s a bit early in the morning to get so saucy.
It’s never too early for sauce!
(Morning)
Depends on the source of the sauce I guess
(morning)
The source of the sauce is nearly always me. Hehe.
(Good day so far? Where did everyone go?)
HP?
Sweet and sour.
My favourite!
(Not had time to wake up and find out! Everyone is around and about, but I’m heading off to play in the mud shortly)
Boo!!!
Ah well. At least you might get to splash in some puddles.
*runs away in fright*
*waves goodbye to all*
Bye!
Surprise your boss by mudwrestling with him!
I’m going to be in charge of the site
Expect to hear stories of the entirety of Yorkshire suddenly being doomed
Boss Moomin… I like that sound. Then encourage your co-workers to mudwrestle
I’d pay to see my co-workers wrestle.
Its never ok to play in your boss’ mub no matter what he offers you
mud, bukkit pleez
I don’t know.. it was kinda cool as mub. No passing of the bukkit this time.
phew!
One day the wind blows hot and cold…
Life can be sweet and sour, but I am in control.
Your words chill me to the bone.
song may not have made it to the UK
Deborah Conway, IIRC
Never heard of it.
I never get the refs though. hehe
I never get the refs either. I just watch the game.
I will never again be able to see mustard without thinking “Mustard my hole”!
As long as you don’t poop on their knee.
Its never to early for phallic meats
It’s obviously too early to mention the use of the words “to” and “too”.
I’ve turned people to stone for less than that.
aplogie
Gesundheit.
Strange sneezing sound.
Technicolour has just looked in his hankie and lived up to his name.
Or her.
technisnot
*snickers*
Bounty
That would be the quilted quicker picker upper?
*mutinies*
OK, Australian chocolate bar reference fail.
(made by same comany as Snickers out here)
William Bligh was an out and out genius, and a seriously hard man.
Didn’t hesitate to eat his own sausage in the lifeboat, I believe.
I’ve had a bounty bar before, strangely from a Phillipino friend.
We have Bounty here too. I just thought I’d take it in a different direction, before 20 chocolate bars are mentioned.
Dammit! Twice now it’s eaten my comment.
Hiya Jam, you can eat this one if you’re feeling left out
Hi Delectable DrB.
Is it sweet or sour?
*tastes*
*spits*
BLAARRG!
Oops, sorry…I forgot to take off my zombie suit from yesterday! Ummm…can I have that bit back??
*Picks out piece of zombie suit from blaarg*
*shakes off bile*
*patches up DrB’s hole*
There ya go!
*milky ways*
Vampires don’t eat meat. Therefore the sausage is a lie.
How do you know? Have you ever been near a vampire? Are you a vampire?
Look at the avatar, it casts no reflection.
I also sparkle sometimes. Especially if you have been drinking.
Does the type of drink affect the amount of sparkleness?
Oh yes. Consuming BaconLube and looking in my general direction might make you temporarily blind.
*dips sausages in baconlube and munches happily*
Bring on the sparkle!
*likes a bit of teeth*
(morning all)
*looks away from oh hi*
(Morning Granny)
What? Did someone call me?
But “the sausage” might be black pudding (eeh bah guhm) which vampires LOVE.
I’ve always been meaning to ask you, which part of the North are you from?
Another BLOODY northerner? Sheesh!
The North of the Peloponnese.
I am as old as History, and as young as Time.
Whenever you turn around, look in a mirror, or close your eyes, I am always right behind you.
I am everywhere and nowhere. I am a phantom, erm, I’ve strayed too far from my character now haven’t I?
I’m not from the north of anywhere.
I’m from Melbourne, Australia.
*is twice as horny as a cane toad*
*thinks he can see some poison sacks*
G’day!
*throws a shrimp on the barbie*
I’ve only ever once in my life thrown a shrimp on said barbie.
Oddly enough, that was in Germany.
What does that mean?
It means Ken got a bit annoyed and asked GI Joe to beat the crap out of GM.
It means to cook a prawn on a barbecue.
Along with sausages, which brings us right back to today’s fail.
Thanks, it all makes sense now. I took it literally and that was an odd picture!
So you actually want to stay on topic?
*shrugs*
Cut me some slack, I’m 3000 years old. I think slowly.
You don’t look any older than 2800!
Big mistake!
You are so turned to stone now.
Pumice?
He’s faking it. He puts his tongue in his cheek.
Of course he is faking – he’s a pantomime.
I thought it was what sword-swallowers were reduced to with all the Health and Safety Regulations?
A training centre for fluff boys, peut-etre?
Pantomimes do not have props. They use their own body.
Nowadays – yes. Twas different in 1917.
What do you mean? That is his own body!!
He can turn his esophagus inside-out.
Hahaha!
Now THAT I want to see. Or maybe not.
It’s bad when he goes rectal.
They ate all their props during The Great Famine.
cool
Surely that sausage has more than two links….deepthroat win?
Win? Oh, you bet…that thing’s on the way out!
Uh, he is pulling them out, NOT putting them in.
Oh, thanks for that mental image.
He’s not performing a sex act, he’s pulling out his own small intestine.
So…win/win?
Hey check out their website..gonna flip thru it like a book..lol
this is the wurst sign ever
It doesn’t show everything. In fact the sausage is in a circle – ass to mouth…
Or it’s a hosepipe, and he’s inflating himself…
If the two end meat during ATM you die
Ass Twitching Movements?
Anti Trolling Methods?
Asking Too Much?
Aja’s Teasing Me!
Aja Tickles Me.
He’s funny! hehe
All Too Melencholy?
Ass to Me
All That Mud?
Arthur, stop that now! Damn you!
*makes a crucifix out of sausages*
Granny needs his sausage fixed?
Weiner’ver said it was the best.
They had to settle for what was a’veal’able.
polonly saying
You’re right; this thread is the wurst.
I’m going before it deteriorates furter.
*waves*
Now don’t be a brat.
Should we leber this thread to decay?
While I still have a spek of dignity left
In NL they have now a plastic case in which you can store leverworst, aka liver sausage. At work we call it the “worst case”.
In Soviet Russia, leberwurst stores you.
I get stoned just looking at this chick.
I wondered what PeeWee Herman was up to these days!
*cues “the more you know” music*
After the incident in the theater? mmmmmmm……..
And now I’m reminded of Robot Chicken’s Keanu Sausage skit (clicky name):
“Whoa, that’s good sausage.”
not like that like this!
*removes teeth*
Kostelecke uzeniny. Thats Czech company, very old company from era when nobody knows about “oral sex”
They ALWAYS knew about oral sex. They just chose not to speak about it with their mouths full.
Oral WHAT?!?
In those days it was much more hairy of course
Aural sex?
Would the wurst fit?
Ural sex? The air might be too thin up there.
what do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?
Sparky!
He’s taking a bow-wow down there.
As long as I don’t take something else down there, it’ll be ok.
Come back with that!
Woof! *limps away leaving a trail of sparks*
Sorry Sparky, please have your legs back, I’m feeling bad
*beats myself with a string of sausages*
*sigh* Meant to
and take bow here.
I think I need new Neuticals. These seem to be wearing out. But the attention I get from all the sparks is pretty cool.
*stares*
Butt what kind of attention are you attracting?
Come back here with that sausage you!
Woof woof woof! *scrape scrape scrap* *spark spark spark* Oh, that kind of attention I suppose. Any kind of attention will do.
(And no, you’re not getting the sausage back, sorry.)
That’s ok I was done with it anyway
*pours petrol on the ground*
Here boy! Here Sparky! Who’s a good boy?
*pants* *wags tail*
Ah! Just look at it(him)!?
*scratches Sparky’s ear*
(Him) Nice try, but I know you’re just trying to get the sausage back and…*sniffs* Hey, what’s that smell??
Oh my goodness! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!
*runs around the room screaming and with arms in air*
*grabs marshmallows*
Help is on its way, stay right where you are!
Sparky, Attention Whore/Wonder Dog, realizes that a firey death is imminent. He has one last chance; he throws both his metal neuticals down, which just happen to contain a fair amount of halon. The halon extinguishes the fire, and Sparky is none the worse for wear (except for a little singed fur). Sparky saves the day! (Well, saves his doggy-ass, anyway).
Then sparky realizes that since he put the fire out, there’ll be no toasted marshmallows for him. *whine whine whine*
There there, have one of mine.
*thinks, greedy puppy hogging all the sausage and still wants marshmallows. I mean how selfish can you get extinguishing yourself like that*
*wonders where this comment goes*
Woohoo – nested below the level.
It goes there, above these.
It’s ok. I’ve name failed, you’ve failed at nesting.
Thanks. It’s not easy nesting properly with no back legs and these metal balls. Just doesn’t work well.
Yeah yeah, looks like a blowjob and all, whatever. Seen me funnier already.
Ass To Granny?
(looking)
_At _The _Gorgon
(because it’s always all about me)
It’s a company from Czech Republic
I have been loving this sign for a lot years 
http://www.kosteleckeuzeniny.cz/
That sign is from Kutna Hora Czech Republic… seen it and was equally disturbed!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joffley/3154423740/in/set-72157611961755926/
Did you go to the bone church? I thought it was a bit of a let down.
xx
Um… yeah, so he’s eating a sausage.
Where’s the fail?
Congratulations. Your mind is not dirty.
I’m not sure now.
Where did I leave it?
Is that a ring or a referee’s whistle?
And why is there a bow tie tied halfway down the sausage?
Hehe – excellent.
Special occasion I guess.
*blows whistle*
Foul! Playing the man and not the balls!
Ad Hominum ne Ad Homo
Bow tie pasta; goes good with sausage.
HEY thats from my country :/
Good thing I noticed that this image is a registered trademark – I was going to appropriate it until I noticed that it’s protected by copyright law. Curses.
That’s actually a well known sausage brand.
I saw this sign in downtown Prague about a month ago. My GF took some pictures, but appearantly it’s too late too post them now.
A double banger, the man has talent.
The company official site! http://www.kosteleckeuzeniny.cz/
I don’t EVEN want to know what the translation of the sign reads….
I think I understand why one could think this is a fail, but really, that’s just another case of “your dirty mind”.
To me, it looks just like that gut is eating meat…
I’m from CZ – the country this sign comes from and you can see it pretty often. The company was found in 19th century. Obviously ppl were not really the way they are these days and nothing seemed funny about the sign. I guess it’s tim to change it a bit. I’d say a more thick sausage would do the trick.
BTW their meet products are delicious.
I’m Czech too and I recall seeing it on a huge billboard and thinking the same, the obvious. It’s a traditional mark; I’d leave it for the lulz.
that’s the kinkiest sign i’ve ever seen..
and then the polish wonder why we call their people dumb…
polish? If you mean people from Poland … it’s “Polish”. Although, this sign isn’t from Poland.
And what is so dumb about this sign? Your perverted mind is YOUR problem
it’s in kutna hora in the czech republic…I nearly died when I saw this as I took a picture of this sign when I was there 3 years ago.. haha, good shit
this sign is located in czech republic, ive seen it when i was there!
czech republic win
Yeah, I’m Czech, too
I’ve never noticed how stupid the logo was
Ed Hardy shirts
http://www.kosteleckeuzeniny.cz/
hey, we eat stuff from this brand 8D
i always though this logo is stupid xD
also, i am surprised that so many czechs are here. i’m proud
It took you realy long to find this logo.
Logo of Meat house with a chance to make you get stroke..
I dont find this funny, as I’ve seen my share of those signs, living in the Czech Republic has its drawbacks…
kinda look like meachel jackson o.o”
You should stop seeing penises everywhere
THIS IS IN SERBIA.
THEY HAVE LIKE THIS EVERYWHERE.
STUPID PERVERTS.
I HOPE THEY GOT BOMBED AGAIN.
It’s not serbia, it’s czech
Here are the shot of sausage cans
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ksyz/444761618/in/set-72157600047101960/
it’s real, quite popular in .cz/.sk
Hey! Dont make fun of my countrys best meat.
omg i’ve been there and have the exact same photo!
hey guys
stop making him feel bad.
its a win for him (and ONLY him) so stop making him feel bad! ==”
LOL
This is not funny…
yeah, well, I’ve been seing this sign since my early childhood, as I am Czech, so I don’t find anything disturbing about that
Maybe even back then when they started this brand, they may have been realizing this resemblance 
Who knows, people are all the same anytime, anywhere.
Nazdar vsichni cesi, mimochodem
to je haluz, ze? 
kdo neskace neni cech! hop hop hop
tak s timhle jdi vis kam
JJ mazec – pojdte se jen tak zkusmo prihlasit vsichni co tady jste…
That is NOT G-rated, lol.
Tupě koukam jak se lidi dokazou pobavit nad ceskym logem
ja sem rad ze to sem nekdo dal, to logo uplne nenavidim a pokazdy dkyz ho vidim se musim zamejslet nad tim proc ma ten chlapek tak blbej vyraz kdyz ji parky
I think that’s Klaus Nomi.
was this taken in PRAGUE?
To logo je naprosto boží miluju ho od doby co sem byl ještě prcek… válím se tu smíchy
:D:D:D
That’s in Prauge
lolz =P. that’s really funny!
and sick
OHMG! It is for me too normal and common. It is normal sign of meat in Czech Republic.
The best thing is, one of the past Czech prime ministers used to look like this guy (now he’s gotten too chubby.)
lol. i live here.
HA HA I have stood outside that sign, it is round the corner from Kostnice Ossuary, Prague.
Crazy this is from a small town in the czech republic called Kutna Hora. I have this same picture. small world
hahahaha my favorite FAIL sign.. and I’m seeing it quite often
holy crap! i took this picture and put it up on myspace! someone must’ve taken it! hahaha i took that pic in prague. funniest sign i’ve ever seen!
OMG! I’ve Been there 1,5 years ago! It’s in Kútnahora, Czech Republic. We were on a road trip and came across this sign
Abyste se neposrali…
neposerem
Oh man, I know where this is!
When I was in high school, I took a chorus trip to Prague and my friends and I were looking for the sex toy museum (srsly); when we saw this sign we thought we were there, but it turned out to be a butcher.
co je na tom jakoze fail, jebnuti
LOL, this shop is near my home.
GAY
wow, this isn’t even photo shopped!
Wow, that’s the sign that was on the can that my boyfriend used to have, the sausage eating vampire! Classic! Although not that classy…