Comments on: Investigation Fail

By: Grimsby

Grimsby — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:57:35 +0000

Wait what? On the Bottom it states “A kitten on shaw has Rectum…” Now I want to know what it says!

By: attorneys

attorneys — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:32:03 +0000

pretty scary one, the terminator is still creepy after all these years.

By: Erotikxx

Erotikxx — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:10:40 +0000

I feel sorry for the cat on Shaw Drive that has rectum problems =(

By: ryan

ryan — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:13:02 +0000

the FAIL is that i cant see what the damn kitten had…. the pic cuts off after “rectum….. WHTA DID THE KITTEN HAVE!!!! OMGGGGG

By: pook

pook — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:55:17 +0000

what about the kitten with rectum problems?

By: shaykel

shaykel — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:05:51 +0000

that’s a win for schwartzy

By: Megannn

Megannn — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:44:05 +0000

lol FAIL the article says its in HANSON…not harrison…so you obviously FAIL

By: hypermegaman13

hypermegaman13 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:10:00 +0000

lolz DOUBLE FAIL the kitten that apparantly has “rectum problems” wtf…

By: Reaper

Reaper — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:18:13 +0000

I read that as lamination of the women.

By: Rose

Rose — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:07:15 +0000

I don’t know what’s funnier- the circled part, or the cut off, unrelated story about a kittens rectum.

By: Disch

Disch — Sat, 30 May 2009 18:47:17 +0000

I feel sorry for the Kitten… Little kitty probably got the Cardboard Arnold up it’s Rectum therefore causing the issue.. Plausible, i think so! (Sharp cardboard edges and all)

By: frogman

frogman — Sat, 23 May 2009 19:39:24 +0000

“you’re under arrest mr cutout”

By: Hootie

Hootie — Sat, 23 May 2009 14:27:13 +0000

I want to know about the kitten on Shaw with the “rectum problems”. Did he die?

By: kHaoS

kHaoS — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:18:58 +0000

I’m with u on this 1, some1 pls send in the kitten story.

By: Hullabaloo

Hullabaloo — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:20:46 +0000

Nobody seems to notice the Kitten on Shaw drive has Rectum Problems….

By: Matt

Matt — Sat, 09 May 2009 23:21:55 +0000

I am actually more concerned about the kitten on Shaw Drive that has apparent rectum problems than the Arnold cutout

By: ebleir

ebleir — Mon, 04 May 2009 02:59:02 +0000

i loled so much at this one

By: -dre-

-dre- — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:40:00 +0000

am i the only one who caught this but underneathe the story it say somthing about a cat and his rectum issues? lol i dont know about you but id like to know why that info is in the paper in the first place and how big was this cat?

By: Huh?

Huh? — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:45:26 +0000

How do I comment?

By: Gh0st

Gh0st — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:01:48 +0000

not even kidding…. i live in harrison and ive been to that learning center and have seen that guy or what ever it is

By: Chuck Fail

Chuck Fail — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:18:11 +0000

Nervous parents FAIL

By: phronsie

phronsie — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:20:57 +0000

Yes! wtf?? Kitten has “rectum” what?? bizarre.

By: Dominic

Dominic — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:38:10 +0000

Shawn W would you happen to have the rest of the article I would really like to know whats happened to that cat.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:56:55 +0000

That’s awesome. It could have been worse, like a cutout of Hannibal Lecter.

By: Bmack

Bmack — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:43:04 +0000

I wnat to see where that next one is going

By: yomar

yomar — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:18:03 +0000

“rectum? damn near killed em!”

its an old joke about a kitten with rectum problems. look it up. this article is obviously from a humor column.

By: Willy

Willy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:28:25 +0000

Is the kitten ok!?!?!

By: morgan

morgan — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:08:25 +0000

omg wow wat could have been so important about that kittens rectum that it made the police blotter??? My curiosity will forever be stoked.

By: kittycatknows

kittycatknows — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:45:54 +0000

is it just me or should we maybe be more worried about the kitten on shaw drive…what about his rectum?!

By: Christian

Christian — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:13:23 +0000

Forget about the cut out, I wanna know more about the kitty with rectal problems!

By: idk

idk — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:39:07 +0000

I want to know more about the cats rectum!

By: duhduhduuuh

duhduhduuuh — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:51:57 +0000

screw the cut-out, I wanna hear about goddamn kitten

By: Home of the Brave

Home of the Brave — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:47:20 +0000

Your tax dollars at work. It’s truly a shame that the police are generally discouraged from editorializing. They get to see the worst of the worst on a daily basis.

By: CowPies

CowPies — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:54:15 +0000

LOL! And it was probably a cutout of him trying to explain how he’s NOT a lair and how prop 1A doesn’t raise your taxes for another 2 years! hehe

They shoulda shot it

By: Jonah Norason

Jonah Norason — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:17:02 +0000

I like the one below it…

By: Cloral

Cloral — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:18:35 +0000

4:27 p.m. — An Amazon Campground man has got a letter telling him he has won a lottery in England. And yet … and yet … it may not be true. Police log it as a fraud.

9:27 p.m. — Pine Street music wins a complaint, but police find the volume isn’t too bad.

2:17 p.m. — Yap, yap, yap (and endlessly repeat) goes a dog on Franklin Street.

3:00 p.m. — A dog wandering on Hickey Street ends up at Dr. Moon’s. (The vet, not the dentist.)

11:13 a.m. — An older gent with a ponytail is parked by the Common. A caller thinks he is staring at people and could be a sex offender. In fact he is in town from Massachusetts to visit relatives, and is enjoying a cup of coffee. Welcome to Rochester, sir.

2:31 p.m. — Music cranks on Pine from where a warning was dished out. But when police check there is no noise, so this time they’ve no clout.

I guess that’s enough of them. Some are quite amusing – to me, anyway.

By: Cloral

Cloral — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:13:36 +0000

11:43 a.m. — On Blackwater Road, a “car stops and stares at the house,” several times.

Had to add that one, it was just too funny to me.

By: Cloral

Cloral — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:09:23 +0000

5:05 a.m. — On Lafayette Street, a lady smacks an ashtray down on the floor and leaves by bicycle.

4:06 p.m. — Another disturbance lights up Lafayette Street.

11:47 p.m. — A citizen on Rochester Hill Road has been getting annoying calls, most of ‘em sexual. The victim supplies police with a call back number.

3:14 a.m. — An assault victim has made her way to Frisbie.

By: iliketurtles

iliketurtles — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:06:34 +0000

i like how under it says something about a cat rectum also.

By: BLAKE

BLAKE — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:37:10 +0000

did anyone notice the next article is talking about a kitten with “rectum problems” lmao!

By: ThatDude

ThatDude — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:09:22 +0000

ehm…..well i was thinking about changing the subject but I say we let you two at it a lil more….hehe

By: DrB

DrB — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:41:09 +0000

Not me!

By: edjfirj

edjfirj — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:06:36 +0000

Ed Hardy shirts

By: Overkill

Overkill — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:21:24 +0000

This is more of a win…..

By: DeTHMoNK

DeTHMoNK — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:36:04 +0000

Ferget AWWNOLD..what about that poor kitten?

By: SuperGanj

SuperGanj — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:04:47 +0000

Reading that, and visualizing such a thing, just made me laugh so hard!

By: Superfail

Superfail — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:11:45 +0000

*In bad Arnold S. impersonation* Come with me if you want to live…

By: Rochelle Smith

Rochelle Smith — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:35:58 +0000

These are apparently written by an officer of the Rochester, NH police department. Check out more of his work at: http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=FOSCOMMUNITY07.
I love subversive government employees.

By: NeenerNeenerNeener

NeenerNeenerNeener — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:22:38 +0000

Weird people are not silly! Interesting, perhaps, but not silly.

By: NeenerNeenerNeener

NeenerNeenerNeener — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:17:09 +0000

It was the mushrooms.