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Finally, the real fail.
And I always wanted a Camaro…
you can probably get that one for a good price…
I had a 79 Camaro with t-tops! It was a great ride, except when it rained. The t’s had a gasket that ‘lined up’ with the window, but it always leaked around the top of the window.
That’s similar to my ‘95 Mustang’s most excellent design – when it rains, the roof channels the water directly into any window left part way down. Unlike Japanese cars, which have rain channels, American automotive engineers had the foresight to make sure drivers wouldn’t get dehydrated in the summer!
Of course, they’d been making Mustangs for 30 years by that point, so they’d had plenty of time to work on such things.
And we wonder why American car companies are in trouble?
I went for a fully panoramic roof. Minimum effort, maximum return – that’s my motto!
That’s smart.
…until the rollover.
SABOTAGE!!!
CAMOUFLAGE!!!
Nobody drives a camaro anymore…its not cool, this kid prefers to ride a moped
BACK MASSAGE!!!
HORSE DRESSAGE!!!
(Comments are back on theme)
MAHAL, TAJ!!!
FLOWER CORSAGE!!!
Aaaand… they’re off!
What the– ? That shouldn’t have been a reply. Oh well. When in Rome…
DECOLLETAGE!
DU FROMAGE!!!
please help failbloggers!
i am writing on this blog in order to investigate uses of the words fail, win, and the actions asterisks (ie *gasped* etc) for an anthropology class.
i need evidence that i’ve been writing on the blog and that i’ve been using the words correctly.
so even though my comments might seem stupid/out of place, it is because i HAVE to engage on this blog in order to do well on the paper!
so, i am sorry if you hate my comments, but it is all in the name of anthropoligical research!
FAILBLOGGERS, PLEASE RISE AND HELP!
if this message is showing somewhere, i am sorry they dont seem to be showing up after i post them! ah!
help! why arent my comments showing up!
MY BIG SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!
ENTOURAGE!!!
SMALL GARAGE!
wat
FLORE HOUSES!!!
post testing 1 2 3
OK ANT207!!! Darlin’ ~ listen up. Every single comment you have posted IS showing up. But for YOU to see it at any time, here’s what you have to do: Type your comment, then (of course) hit the “Add comment,” button, then go up and *refresh* the page. Also – just below the “# Failures in Communication, there is often a little blue “Show All.” Click on that as well. Otherwise, a great many ‘nested’ comments won’t appear. It’s all there, you just have to take a couple more steps in order to be able to view them. I hope this helps.
*More than that, though, I certainly hope you check back to the comments’ section(s) now and then to see if anyone responded to your request(s) . . .* Best of luck with this, another N00b ~ foop
don’t pay over 1000 bucks(if in the US) because out here they have z28 and irocks all over the place for under 1000$
Would that be the International Race Of Champions…Kings? Knishes? I’m drawing a blank, here…
Why don’t they space these out more evenly?
This is FAIL Blog, not LOGIC Blog.
Yeah, it’s not rocket science…
You mean where scientists learn about space?
I think so.
You mean where scientists learn about space?.
It *is* rocket science then!
I *do* think so!
It’s a *matter* of opinion.
Are *you* sure?
Yes, because my technician says it *is*,
and he should know, ’cause he’s my *technician*.
He’s a *zombie* is that a problem?
No, I’m prepared for that.
BUT, Are you prepared for
Zombie Brain Rocket Surgery!?
It’s the wave of the future!
You mean Emerson, Lake and Palmer have another album coming out?
Still…you turn me on
*fat man grunt*
The fat man in the bathtub?
Emerson, Lake, and Palmer probably ARE zombies by now.
Emerson and Palmer are, Lake is a *rocket scientist*
…I think.
WHY WONT MY COMMENTS SHOW UP!!!!!
Ow! My ears!
help! my comments wont show up!
Or the real win…depending on which half of the movie you watch.
Ya also the other racer won the race, so there is another win. DEFAULT WIN.
comment testing 123. if these are showing up without showing them to me
will someone please find a way to let me know?
please help failbloggers!
i am writing on this blog in order to investigate uses of the words fail, win, and the actions asterisks (ie *gasped* etc) for an anthropology class.
i need evidence that i’ve been writing on the blog and that i’ve been using the words correctly.
so even though my comments might seem stupid/out of place, it is because i HAVE to engage on this blog in order to do well on the paper!
so, i am sorry if you hate my comments, but it is all in the name of anthropoligical research!
FAILBLOGGERS, PLEASE RISE AND HELP!
comment test
Must have been a Ford rear end
lawlz.
Well GM is winning the race to insolvency. Way out ahead of Ford.
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.
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Too soon?
…touche hahaha
Am i the only one getting tired of the random not at all funny “wins” at the end of these videos.
HAHAHAHAHA TORQUE WIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… -_-
That’s gonna cost a bit to fix!
Would this be considered an Axel prolapse?
Could be said he got a little ahead of himself.
Hi there! *squeeze*
*squeeze* Well hello there beautiful!
How are you today?
Up to my eyeballs in craziness. But it’ll all be over in about 1 hour (assuming we can leave at 4:30).
.
How’s your world going?
I decided that since I couldn’t stop the insanity I would perpetuate it in a direction I wanted. We are now having an informal Wii bowling tournament.
That’s cool! There would be a mass exodus courtesy of the boss if we did that.
.
I’m off to shut down electrical stuff, so have a great Easter!
Two tired to race
And two tired to FAIL!
It’s better to go out with a boom than to burn out.
This guy burned out.
And two tires went off?
Too tired to fight about it.
It’s life in the fast lane.
He could have wheeled and dealed his way out of that. But someone probably gave him a bum steer.
Gives Sparky attention for funny comment.
He was left in the passed lane.
*SQUEEZE*
Hey I have missed thine affection *Squeeze*.
I have been crazy-busy today. But it’ll all be over soon.
.
How’s your day been?
My day was well I thank you for asking how was yours?
Maybe he needs a little speed to get him going.
post testing
Second Posting for you, ANT
Darlin’ ~ Now, listen up. Every single comment you have posted IS showing up. But for YOU to see it at any time, here’s what you have to do: Type your comment, then (of course) hit the “Add comment,” button, then go up and *refresh* the page. Also – just below the “# Failures in Communication, there is often a little blue “Show All.” Click on that as well. Otherwise, a great many ‘nested’ comments won’t appear. It’s all there, you just have to take a couple more steps in order to be able to view them. I hope this helps.
*More than that, though, I certainly hope you check back to the comments’ section(s) now and then to see if anyone responded to your request(s) . . .* Best of luck with this, another N00b ~ foop
No one else is helping ANT207 because if he can’t see his own comments then he obviously can’t see replies to his comments (because of the ’show all’ slip-up) – not because we’re just being mean to n00bs.
Powered by Abstract! I wonder when I’ll get to power a fail…
They certainly managed to abstract that car.
Your already a powerful fail Velvet.
Aw, thanks! Next week will be a challenge with all the kiddies on spring break.
*hooks up velvet to failromater*
Your powering of the fails has risen at an average 200%.
May the power of fail compel you!
Thank you, malicite! You are most generous with the failromater.
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*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Have a wonderful weekend if I don’t fail from home tomorrow.
Same to you! I doubt I’ll be failing from home since I have some tax returns to finish.
Sounds like a FAIL to me!
Tax fail>9000
*throws an apostrophe and an e to sofaking*
Looks like you could use this
*throws a period and an e to Noconspiracy*
Looks like you could use these.
*period pokes me in the eye*
OUCH!
Hey, watch where you throw that stuff!
Sorry.
Maybe if you gave Failblog some tacos you’d be in their favor… since tacos are apparently concentrated fail. *cough*
Hmm.. my avatar didn’t work =|
Mebbe you’re not beating it hard enough. Sorry, I thought most tacos contained some dead horse – I mean that in a good way.
Wow, its another taco, we shall battle to the death to see who is the true taco king. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So you do like tacos? Or you don’t? I’m confused.
Tasty
Carpet!
Wow. I can’t even begin to tell you how offended I am right now. But its ok. *hug*
He pulled a two-wheeler!
He wheeled a two-legger.
He legged a two-pulley.
He twoed a leg-wheely.
Shoulda got a Canyonero instead.
♫ 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride! ♫
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for courts.
Canyonaroooooooooooooooooooooo!
“It’s the Cadillac of automobiles!”
she blinds everybody with her super high beams, she’s a squirrel squashing deer smacking driving machine
*RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Stop! It’s OK, Bob – Tangerine didn’t mean YOU.
Powered by Abstract.
Abstracted by Power.
You called?
Congratulations!! I was wondering where you were.
HI!! it is a busy day in the office…
All that searching for fails would wear anyone out…
lolz, plenty of fails in this office
Funner that way…
indeed!
*Wonders if he named his car kitten*
Hee! It’s always had trouble getting its ass in gear.
I dunno…that car doesn’t look very self-Reliant.
Focus on the problem here!
Sorry, it’s just too vega situation for me.
Let me jetta round the other side and see if I can figure anything out.
This guy’s car has no Integra-ty, does it?
Too. . . many. . . puns. . . Mustang. . . myself.
You’re being Capri-cious.
He must be Fiero-ious!
At least he’s not Cavalier about it.
Yeah, but he’s setting my teeth on Edge.
Just Dodge this thread ’till it’s over.
I’ll go put my phone in the Charger. Maybe by the time I get back it will be all over.
I can’t a-Ford the time to think of something creative on a pun run.
Velvet, we’re vvv down there vvv now, Sebring your next pun to that level.
You’re being Impala-ite.
I don’t know where to reply without getting in the Crossfire.
Your reply Honda Fit pretty well right there!
Is this going to Escalade, or are we running out of puns?
Would it Bug you if we did?
I am sure if we Probe around we could keep going.
With you as a Challenger I’ll keep trying.
I Aspire to know more about cars.
Before we’re done you’ll know so much you’ll be a Legend.
To prove your car knowledge, you’ll have to take an end of term Testarossa.
If you do well, you’ll be in a higher Stratus.
I will Vanquish all those who try and out pun me!
You’re such a Maverick!
psst, MRN… let’s stage a Coupe against aikiwaza!
Avengers, the both of you?
What if someone has a Tracer? We’ll get caught.
If i catch you there will be no Liberty for you!
Maybe if we play a Sonota for them?
Ooh, that Sonata is a Legend!
You guys have put a lot of Insight into this thread. There has been quite an Avalanche of knowledge put into it. I’m really surprised to see how Smart you guys are. =] No one really even needed a Tudor. The person who wins this Challenge..r deserves a shiny gold Crown Vic…or someone could take their picture with a Camry and put that picture and their name on a billboard or a Grand Marquis. Hum…mer….I don’t Noble what else to say. Perhaps we should just call this off and just have a little Fiesta =]
Excuse me, I have to P, T anyone?
you won’t get caught as long as you stay aware of your Vantage
HELP MY POSTS WONT SHOW UP!
Stop it – I’m crying with laughter here! It’s good that you’re shouting, people will more likely find your lost posts as they wander the wilderness of failblog…
Do you mean it’s always getting geared in the ass?
This is the car equivalent of a rectal problem, I suppose…
Nah…It’s “Bitchin’”
Damn, now I can’t stop singing ‘Camaro” by Kings of Leon.
I’m so sorry.
*sniffs uncontrollably*
“Black as coal and it go, don’t it go, go ,GO!”
AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good song.
B1tchin’ camaro… B1tchin’ camaro…
Except not.
that gentleman certainly has a way with words.
oh, well gee, but how exactly did the axle get torn off?
With aplomb.
Too much baconlube I suppose
The axle spins, the differential binds from over-torquing, and the axle snaps.
… its not rocket science
oh, god, what’s wrong with me? I forgot to study my car physics this morning! I really need to make sure I know everything in the entire world, and not just in the field in which I specialize. I better go brush up on my advanced Chem. in case there’s a fail where something chemical in nature happens. Oh, god no, maybee it’s bottany I should go study, there may be a fail with a tree in it. I will have to know if it is desiduous or conniferous…oh, wait I do.
i do need to practice my spelling, i constantly fail at that.
…and catch up on the FBs from the past few days so you don’t jump all over people for referencing them.
Lol…long, completely unneccessary rant WIN.
And “unnecessary” spelling fail on me.
*ker-SPLORTCH!*
DW, isn’t that unneccessarrillyy silly of you
your smiley’s flapping lip is deeply disturbing and slightly hypnotic.
roflmao! hee hee yeah, i need less caffiene in the morning.
… and work on memorizing the names of all the new subatomic particles they keep finding…
I forgive you for the rant, it was quite funneh really
lolz, thanks. I don’t have a lot of time at work to read all the past comments so I didn’t realize you were refering to a past post. *blushes* Sorry
aint no thang but a chicken wang
…
….
that looks worse in writing that it does to say it lol
eewez, chicken wang….anatomicly speaking, I don’t believe they actually have those. lol
I deliver fried chicken for a second job…. to be honest I havn’t looked between a chicken’s legs, but now i haz a temptashun
Oddly enough, I don’t think there’s ever been a car model called the Temptation – you’d think there would have been.
almost a technical haiku
If only I had an Arnold cutout to help me I could have pulled it off
associated past fail incorporation win!
Here:
The Axle Spins Wild
The Differential Binds Up
And the Axle Snaps
a flight of fancy…
all eggs in one basket
the clutch is dropped
failure imminent
the start tree shows the green light
gas down, car broke… shit
Dreams of fortune, fame
All based on speed, power, GO!
Wheels, removed; dreams die
Very bored at work,
Log on to failblog dot org,
excellent haikus
WIN!!!
Oh, wait…
Win, win – win win win
Win win; win, win, win, win. Win!
Win, win/win – win, win.
that’s a win(ning) haiku
Dear Failblog,
Please stop the new “Fail…Win” formatting of every video you post. There used to be such great suspense waiting for the fail. Now it feels like I am just watching a bloopers reel. It’s predictable, you know what is going to happen and when and what is going to happen next.
Then stop watching when it says win, dipshit.
Dear Josh,
Seeing your comments is a lot like watching a bloopers reel – it’s so predictable; please stop.
*in best Cloral voice*
DOT ORG!!
Right now, I’m looking at an ad on my screen for the Quiznos torpedo. And it looks really good.
Just for that comment, Josh, the next video will have flashing disco dance party letters that alternate between WIN and FAIL every other frame.
And old Madonna songs will be playing at an unbelievably loud volume.
Um…wrong reply button.
That would be failblog… happens occasionally.
I still want a torpedo.
The ads for the cookie diet aren’t helping me at all.
Did you all get a chance to see the Quizno torpedo commercials when they first started airing them? (Talking oven speaking suggestively: “Put it in me, Dave”, “I want it, Dave”)
Apparently, there were some second thoughts. They’ve tamed them down quite a bit now.
I lol’d
I didn’t see these.
My favorite torpedo is a Cuban Montecristo #2 cigar – best inna world
OMG…those were so funny.
“I’m not doing that again…that burned.”
“We both enjoyed that.”
*roffle*
I saw those, too. They’re still running here in Southern California.
It would be so much better if it wasn’t a deep, male voice, though. Maybe a sultry female voice saying, “Put it in me, Dave” was considered outright pr0nography.
There’s actually 2 versions of that same commercial running simultaneously – the funnier one runs on Comedy Central and Adult Swim and the toned down version on networks and Discovery channels, et al.
This is what happens when you use baconlube to weld. He should have called TWAT – Tactical Welding Assistants Temp-agency.
Then he could have won the rase and selebrated with shampagne.
That Baconlube salesman was such a sham!
…Wow.
You’re just soaking it up, aren’t you?
He has to, after washing his genitals.
…HE??
The Baconlube salesman?
>.> *subtly inserts “s” into ‘he’ above*
That’s not going to fix it. I suggest you just back away.
*sits back with a cart of popcorn/various candies and a cooler of drinks to watch ensuing show.*
Quickly. And stay out of “foom” range.
He!
…I mean, hee!
she(eeeze…)
Why is it always he or she? Cant there be a gray area? ….
Sadly, not enough people in this world have a large gray area.
That’s right, for many unfortunate souls it is a small gray area…
Size does matter.
He hee hee!
stop adding wins to fail videos. there is no winning in fails.
Except when there is.
Even in the dumbest of fails; there shines the weakest of wins.
*has said this too many times*
“There’s no crying in baseball!”
I call fake. Lots of missing parts that should be there that aren’t.
I call stfu. It looks like a cheap build, more power in the engine and big rubber on a stock rear end. (sounds like Leila lol)
It’s obvious.
Yeah, like the shopping cart wheels.
Photoshopped!
look at the pixels!!1!!11
What an axle.
He definitely over axlerated.
Axlent, Malicite!
I can’t believe you axly pulled that off.
He axles at such things.
I have never heard it put that way. Oh wait, I have…a lot.
While not the fastest way down the track, it is exciting nonetheless.
No surprise really, as all camaros fail.
…like overclocking a computer?
…or a lemon?
http://www.goats.com/archive/030117.html
… Like overclocking a PC?
…or a lemon?
www(dot)goats(dot)com/archive/030117(dot)html
[reposting and trying to get past the FB filter]
You gotta show ‘em who’s more persistent, I guess…
you could look up what torque means but you still wouldn’t get it
You’re just twisting this around.
He can’t get his head wrapped around it. Because it spins him right round.
I guess he hasn’t replied because he’s having a moment of inertia.
Hey, no need to jump off the line
Watch out he ma expend all his power in one mighty jerk comment.
Youuuu raaanggg?
You’re straining my endurance…
I am really working you.
Don’t stress your (single) point (of failure) on me(diocre races)
Hey if I have to get physic(s)al on you I will. Just so you wont ruin posts which I consider as precious as joules.
Then go to youtube.
Someday FB will post an actual video of someone falling off a bicycle and getting hit by lightening. Then they’ll end up showing it three times, and everyone will just go ballistic!
[cloral]
DOT ORG!!
[/cloral]
Good one :strike:Dragon:/strike: cloral.
Can we all pretend I didn’t just royally scruff that up? Thanks!
No!
*pulls out giant banner saying “JUDY ROYALLY SCRUFFED UP!”, accompanied by a trumpet fanfare*
Knew I could count on your discretion, hammy.
Subtlety is my strong point.
I fear I might have created something I can no longer control…
It’s all yours, really. We just miss it when you’re not here to greet the whiners.
“For this I had deprived myself of rest and health. I had desired it with an ardour that far exceeded moderation; but now that I had finished, the beauty of the dream vanished, and breathless horror and disgust filled my heart.”
Man, how ignorant art thou in thy pride of wisdom!
People, please stop quoting Stan Lee’s early Spiderman stories.
LOL (literally)
It seems a simple matter to me. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. If you are going to watch it, don’t complain.
Personally I like the ‘powered by’ it’s like a fun little game at the end for me to pause right as it comes up so I can read it.
And…do people really not get how the little “powered by” posts relate to the fail??
Intelligence and perspicuity fail!
Abstract had a ‘camero’ appearance in that video
One would expect an empty picture frame to be more lucid.
*Googles perspicuity… just for fun*
*Nods*
I agree entirely Dragon. BTW good word.
*stores work for future use*
A Dragon a day is good for your vocabulary!
You remind me very much of my English teacher.
ROFL!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha!
LOL!
Ignore them… Come into the Dean’s office and we’ll teach each other a thing or two.
I’ll be right there…just as soon as I’m finished roaring with laughter at Hammykins!
She’s a great teacher. If that makes a difference.
Premature torque ejaculation!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
I’m saving this for future defense of my inappropriate comments…
I thought you went to bed already. Dang it!! Now I have to behave.
Why on earth would you do that?
Yeah, my opinion exactly.
WN and Malicite, we are trying to help our over sexed friend warpie overcome his problem. I am not helping if I go around making those comment. You know?
*looks over at Malicite*
Shall we hide warpie somewhere for a while?
Just hand him something shiny. That should occupy him for a while.
It’s 11am here lol
Where is “here” exactly? I want to be sure to avoid you … :: ahem :: I mean to know where you are geographically speaking.
–
:: Pulls out world map and grabs marker ::
I am everywhere… now turn around, very, very slowly.
…
lol, i am south of Montreal
Vermont!?
I think he means Canada.
actually, hobbes is right. (i dont care what name you have today, i call you hobbes)
I live in Vermont but I figure that with some people it is safer to let them assume I mean Canada.
And before the terrorist jokes fly (punn intended), I’ll have you all know I have an Arabic Girlfriend. OK, now you can let the terrorist jokes fly
On behalf of Canada, I will take that as a compliment.
Aikiwazas name does not change from day to day. It might change (as a joke) for a few posts, but not the way you seem to imply.
You have an Arabic Girlfriend. Was there some reason both words
were capitalized?
*adds an ‘ before the ’s’*
Thanks for the stand up Avis!
as to the both letters capitalized… the answer is ’cause im an idiot?’
Dang it!!! Too close for comfort! I am leaving the USA. Now where can I go and hide?
—
I should be comforted at the fact that you have a girlfriend. If she is truly Arabic, how does she let you get away with it? By it I mean you being a perv and all…………
–
I have no terrorist jokes
cause she is more of a perv than I am. She is just not on failblog…
Interesting…. I lived in the Burlington area for 17 years (the majority of my life) I miss it a bit.
no wai… i currently live in the burlington area
I am glad other people don’t like the new formatting. I don’t know how this site works if it’s just one administrator or a few people posting. I would hope it’s not the administration being that combative about critiques though.
and on to the thoughtless comebacks…
*stabs Josh in the back with Katana*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Group of part hyena , part human cyborgs eat Josh’s body to shreads*
*notices small piece of Josh lying on sidewalk*
*spears small Josh piece with Cold Steel Imperial Tanto*
*tosses into nearby apartment’s trash bin*
Graphic Novels are comic books…
fail indeed!
…Especially since I wanted sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!
Yeh, thats a quote from a movie.
And his/her name is Cbass. Has it been done already?
FAIL Blog rss duplicate notification fail. I saw this one earlier today – why am is it showing up in my feed reader again?
No, should be ready in 10 minutes.
Reply fail.
I thought it was a quote from a recipe.
It was, but it killed a small bosnian family and was removed.
Fail…like general motors in general. Where’s his bailout? Government should give him a loan for a new axle.
…I should get a loan for duct tape.
Gotta go… but I’ll end with…
“Wow! I could have had a V8!”
Yeah, but then you’d end up barfing six ways from sunday. :p
Later.
Am I the only one who doesn’t like the new way Failblog does videos? The intro to them is fine, even if it does get tiring after a little while. But I liked it better when fail videos could just be fails. I don’t like the “this fail, this win” and then show it in slo-mo or the one where it just repeats it saying something wins. Or when they do the win countdown clock. Just please, show us the fail and leave it at that.
Though I am sure you mean well, and you certainly have a right to voice your opinion, I will tell you this out of kindness.
We don’t control this part. Rest assured that it has been brought up many times by numerous people. What happens in the future is now beyond our control. Please just enjoy the fails as much as you can the way they are.
Wow! I was expecting someone to flail Tanuki. You are a kind and gentle tiger. Wanna cookie?!
*takes cookie*
Thank you!
I didn’t think that Tanuki deserved a flailing for that. I think sometime we forget that people can express an opinion. Understandably we can be short but that is because we see it multiple time a day and it does get annoying.
However, there is a place for complaints. And it’s not the comments section.
Very true! I have never actually looked for it (having no need to) or I might have posted a link to it.
Thank you, and worry not, I understand exactly what you’re saying. I still like the fails, they’re as funny as ever. I appreciate what you’re sayin’. Thanks a bunch
No problem. Come by and drop a line anytime. We are usually
friendly here.
Ahahahahah!! Rednecks!
I Know! You can hear their distinctive redneck laughs!
Well this has been loads of fun but I must go now. Whoever you are, wherever you may be have a good long weekend. Happy Holiday!
shouldnt those things be firmly attatched?
That’s what she said
…wait…o.O
that’s what she said fail
retarded, the whole drag race i mean
Is there some reason all the videos now have to have such and such fail followed by the exact same clip labeled as a win?
Yes, solely to annoy you. I gather it’s working.
will someone please explain to me why i can comment on some peoples comments and not others? how does this crazy blog work?!
major major fail on my part
Click on “show all” at the top of the comments section.
That is one way to see your comments. Your comments ARE showing up, you just have to know the ins and outs of the system. There are a few other ways, and I have explained them in previous fails, but right now, cold medicine has clouded my mind and I don’t think I would be much help.
thanks very much! i appreciate your help
i am now feeling very embarrassed that i’ve posted about ten very obnoxious comments saying pretty much the same thing on here.
can one delete comments?
Unfortunately, no.
Many of us have many a time wished we could go back and delete our own comments.
No egrets!
That can be hard to swallow sometimes, though.
You just gotta learn to let things go. Have some fun – go outside and fly a kite.
It’s all just for a lark anyway.
Besides, if we could remove our mistakes we would be robin others of a good laugh.
Retribution for such mistakes usually is quite swift, isn’t it?
*squeeze!*
It is better to eat crow for to grouse would only draw out the heckling.
*Squeeze back!*
No wonder some folks are too chicken to post!
While others tern to trolling.
Hee!
I like booby-trapping the trolls!
*Chuckle*
Just giving them a little goose seems to make them cuckoo!
Some of the them are very unpheasant.
From heron in, we should cry fowl on the trolls.
In the end they are all just a myna annoyance.
Yeah…but toucan play at that game.
It’s up to us to rail against the trolls.
It is better to fight than let them continue to snipe at us.
For Dragon, a kestrel tomorrow. *smooch*
Goodnight, Marius. *hug*
Time for me to hit the featherball too.
Good night you two. *Hugs*
I willet Shakespeare close for me.
We few, we happy few, we birds of a feather. . .
Opps….I guess those 3 left over bolts from the rebuild were actually important
I was wondering the same thing. It’s very strange.
Looks like I’m FIRST again!!!! My e-peen is large!
Let me guess. You have very small hands?
Own’d.
i had an ‘87 camaro iroc-Z with t tops… black with gray leather interior. oh man what a beautiful car. wish i still had it. it PAINS me every time i see a gorgeous camaro get wrecked. ever notice that on like fear factor and those stupid most extreme videos, it’s always a mint 3rd generation camaro that gets totaled? so not ok.
Bitchin’ Camero…Bitchin’ Camero…Doin’ doughnuts on yer lawn…LOL Coludn’t resist…
There’s been to many wins in the videos posted here lately. This is failblog, is it not?
O my Camaro !
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Ed Hardy shirts
Off topic, but I have to brag about having looked at every single FAIL in one day. Twelve hours of life FAIL!
Does anyone else hate the way they’re presenting videos on Failblog these days, with the stupid title at the beginning and the really pointless state-the-obvious “_______ win” bit at the end, supposedly put there for the people who fail to understand the failure?
Good lord, it’s annoying. Why can’t they just post the video as it, or at least spare us the state-the-obvious ending if they have to put a title on it?
I would say I hate it too, but I’ve been told that it’s done solely to annoy me and I don’t want to give them the satisfaction. (~_^)
That makes no sence, if this site airs videos with content there just to annoy us then why would I want to watch that material? There are other sites just like this one where i dont have to watch facepalm wins at the end of every damn video. The goddamn bikerguy is annoying enough! And feel free to laugh at this comment while I get my laughs elsewhere….
Wow, torque win. I never would have got that if it were not printed in the video. I am too effin retarded to figure things out for myself.
What happened to the good ol’ fail vids. these new ones are unnecessarily captioned. And that little WIN thing on the end is never funny.
The third one from the last was the best, whats he retarded?
Failblog’s video format sucks. I don’t need to see the same footage a second time in slow motion. I’m smart enough to get the joke the first time. Plus, why spend a minute watching a 20 second video? Stop doing this guys.
did he forget to fix them on there or what?
love estelle
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More like Camaro representative sample.
Well NOW you know what those leftover bolts were for.
1 case of budweiser: $15
1 pair of used drag slicks: $200
1 very used ’80s Camaro: basically worthless
1 redneck Camaro owner (is there really any other kind?) and his buddies being so boozed they forget to tighten up some nuts and bolts:
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god i love a watching camaros self destruct
he dead?
Good thing he didn’t have a CNG cylinder in that car.