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ha! first!
where are you, moomin and velvet???
that is awesome. very hairy though!
you know you’re fuct when the hair on your back is thicker than the hair on your head
*runs away*
i wonder if he gets dandruff on his back.
eww i disgust myself!
Ooh… then he could make multi-coloured patterns!
nah, only grayscale
this one is off the scale, he’s too ashamed to see the 400lbs (l00lb is hair)
awesome hahaha
Or a referee’s shirt.
Absolutely.
This is an ape win not a jersey fail.
I’m still offended that they automatically assume he’s from Jersey…
Ha…
this is probably a comprehension fail
Now it’s definitely a Jersey win.
Have another beer & maybe you’ll feel better.
LOL
It’s a sports jersey; fail.
It’s nether. They’re at NASCAR. The drivers don’t wear jerseys, and fans just wear t-shirts with their favorite car and driver printed on it and cut off the sleeves to complete the drunken redneck wife-beater look. And call Jeff Gorden a Brokeback. I know. I’ve been to Texas Motor Speedway to see a race. When you live in Texas, you’ve got to do it at least once.
Hell yeah!
How about this, I’ve seen that guy at the track. It’s Bristol in TN.
This guy sits about 30 row above me in turn 1.
But now he’s got to turn that “3″ into “88″!!
You’ve got your Earnhardts mixed up.
Sr. was 3.
Jr. was 8, but now he is 88.
.
I just felt obligated somehow to
clear that up for you.
Dolt. It’s jersey, like a T-shirt jersey — not New Jersey!
Don’t think I could sit behind him for too long. I see in this pic that no one is directly behind him. Coincidence? I think not.
Have you noticed that SOMEONE may have taken the photo??
“you know you’re”…not getting…”fuct when the hair on your back is thicker than the hair on your head”
Win
Well now, he does have a female companion next to him. You could end up in bed with her, right?
haha good call!
maybe he got a transplant
very scary
First? I thought that was a 3 on your back?
I had no idea the Sasquatch could use the Internet.
we trained him.
beef jerky training aids win
and you left the collar on that sasquatch.
It’s so we know where to return him to.
When he’s worried he poops on the carpet.
He told me he was marking his territory
He knows lots of tricks…for a sasquatch.
Second??!??
Ewwwww it’s like a sweater…
this sucks
but you’ve gotta clean the filter…often.
*waves*
*tsunamis*
*gamma ray bursts*
*squeeeeezes!*
Yes, I’m up very late. I just wanted a squeeze before bed.
*heads out to sleepy-land*
*SQUEEEEZE*
Was I too late? Were you already sleeping?
*quietly creates a furry thread*
*isn’t yiffy*
*feelin’ yiffy*
*runs into thread*
*panics he’s too late*
*disguises self as pillow*
*stealth squeeze*
*prays DW doesn’t dream of marshmallows*
*is too late*
*squeezes anyway*
Moo…ehm, Not Moomin, are you mad??
Oh yes, we’re hiding.
I remember now
*whistles nonchalantly*
Morning all.
Fancy coming for a puddle splash?
*gets on me wellies*
I want froggie wellies.
You’ll have to bring your own then. I only have boring ones.
I do have a nice big umbrella to share. *winks*
Hang on.
*goes to shop*
*buys wellies*
*heads to puddles*
*squeezes under umbrella with jam*
*Hides *ahem* Not Moomin from Arthur*
He’ll never find you here.
*jumps into puddle*
*falls through*
*lands in chair in office*
*waves*
*sigh*
Bye!
three is me lucky number so WIN!!!!!
Oh fur!
four?
Fore?
FORE!
now watch out for golf balls y’all.
*gets hit with a golfball* why do they keep saying four? that’s the ninth one today!
i got 72…
whore!!
…God’s sake?
…somebody hand him a razor!
Sorry, I’m actually quite fond of my beard.
It looks good on you.
It does, until the ink runs.
Ooh, he can’t come out to play in the puddles then. Disaster!
Is your beard below or above the blanket when you’re sleeping?
*squeezes Arthur as he falls past*
Morning from a complete stranger!
We don’t even know eachother and you squeeze me? What are you, bavarian?
Maybe he’s just friendly like that.
Just be glad I’m not a Belgian trying to give you a pecker on each cheek
Dutchmen are even worse.
Something against Belgians?!
Sounds like he has his pecker against one.
Don’t get me started about that!
Goodness me, are you alright? You look like you have ebola from your avatar.
AHH…stay away from me. I already had an avatar fail below!
This will never stop making me smile.
A razor??? I think he needs a scythe for that lot!
Fur rules! this is a definite WIN!
that’s a win in my books!
Yo must have a hair book
Yo comment was set on a hair trigger.
I agree. Not an epic win, but a win nonetheless.
anyway, what´s rocket science??
LOL I’d make the guy put a shirt on if i was anywhere near him
I’d shave the guy and felt a hat.
EW thats NASTY! Why would anyone go out in public like that?????
Because all of his shirts have an Hello Kitty drawing.
Come say hello to the kitty, precious.
Since introductions are already done, may I pet the kitty?
What, do you need a written invitation? Meow.
This look in your eyes is all the invitation I need, my playful kitten.
*gags*
sry, musta been a hairball
Look long and deep, and you will find answers to questions you haven’t even asked.
I like every one of these answers, so sweet and detailed.
I will respond fully to those probing and thoughtful questions.
Your response triggers my reactions. I will be inquisitive but not speculative.
I have some questions for you, too. They are right on the tip of my tongue. Tell me when you are ready to be thoroughly interrogated.
I am always ready for your queries. The more meticulous you are, the more information you will get from me. If you are exhaustive, I will be exhausted
Perhaps we should continue our conversation over lunch. I am making your favorite – fried chicken.
Yummy. We can take the main course over the table, but I am thinking of eating the dessert under it.
Well, don’t stick your finger in me, honey. Use a spoon!
You are so spoonable.
You are so forkable.
omg
He’s surrounded by 3 mines?
Hahahahaha!
I vote we stick a flag in the woman.
I reckon we just go for it and see if she explodes.
err…what if this flag explodes first??
We lose!
Contingency plan: two flags.
Godzilla
king kong
Mothra
J. Fred Muggs
Fred Durst
Fred Flintstone
Wiiiiilllllllllmmmmmmaaaaaaa!
Larry Flint
Flint Eastwood??
Wookie
My eyes were temporary blind by this failness.
You’re lucky. I clawed mine out.
Used a fork here.
Used a spoon so as to get every drop.
I sucked mine out with a vacuum cleaner
You have such pretty eyes, can I have one?
It’s Onslow and Daisy!
I don’t see Hyacinth anywhere.
There’s no room for a pony.
If it’s not been naughty, then why are you smacking it?
*collapses the pony*
*sighs*
Not quite as satisfying as collapsing the horse.
When his girlfriend takes off her shirt, you’ll see the other digit of that number.
<3
A hypothetical observer could only hope, that it will be mercifully on her back.
i could only hope that there’s nothing on her back at all.
Just her boyfriend.
*roffles*
JINX!
Minx!
*drinks*
*thinks*
*winks*
*blinks*
*winks*
(No fair, you blinked and I missed out on the thread!)
*wanks*
Thanks! That’s rank.
*slinks*
I’m going to hide in this thread. I already fluffed the other one with repetition.
*sigh*
*lips synchs*
There there Not Mooin.
*sigh*
Pass the bukkit over here!
*thinks it stinks*
*runs off with bukkit*
*hoodwinks*
*highjinx* (up to)
Ohhhhhh, you’re on form today Aja.
Hehe. Well I’m taking another sick-day, so plenty of time to get the good thoughts running.
Get well soon Aja!
*squeeze*
AAAHHHHHH!!, please make it stop…PLEASE!!!
my eyes ..my eyes!!!
*passes the eye bleach*
*passes gas*
*passes the parcel*
*passes the buck*
*passes the resolution*
passes the potatoessoeseoses
passes the test, with flying colors
passing the time, smiling and happy
*passes the potato* Ouch
Oops a repeat. Silly me.
*passes judgment*
Pass over, is coming soon
*passes out*
nesting win
*passes a semi*
*expires*
*spews all over VVV*
well…
looks like i furgot to check the time
bedtime
hope my dreams dont get to hairy
FB does that to you.
Nighters!
Good evening Jam.
Good morning BFF. You in Japan still?
I’m here for me Easter holidays, so I’ll fly back in a week’s time. How is London? Has it survived the demonstrations?
Don’t know. I haven’t been up there since last Wednesday; I’m on me jollies. Woop!
Hope you’re having fun.
Ah, so you missed the riots? Thank goodness. I am having some fun, but unfortunately my sadist teachers have decided my GCSE revision is not enough work and have piled me with several days’ worth of prep. And a physics test when I get back.
I was up there during them but I didn’t get mugged. Maybe I don’t look like a banker. Haha!
The optimist in me wants to tell you that it does get better but I can’t lie.
Good luck with that.
It was probably because you weren’t wearing a bowler hat, pinstripe suit or umbrella in the City.
Thanks. I guess this year will be the turning point for me.
Not that I want to sound as old as I am or like the smartass that I am, but when things go their normal way it’s very rarely that your future is determined by whatever happens when you’re 15. Relax!
It does happen though.
You never really know where the turns are until you look back.
*hides*
True. But tests in school, your girl- or boyfriends, other things that you found important when you were 15 – did that define your life? Not mine. Of course, that thesis doesn’t cover extreme events that can change your life no matter how old you are when they happen.
I cared little about that stuff at 15 but a lot of my outlook on life was defined back then.
Ok, same for me. Or at least it started back then. But I was overestimating the importance of events when I was 15. When teachers told me how incredibly important a test was I believed it. When, umm, society told me how important it is to look “right”, dress “right” or have a spot-free face (or else I will have to die poor and lonely) I believed it. Turns out most of that wasn’t true and nobody told me what really was important back then.
… and I was too young and inexperienced to know by myself.
*squeeze*
I was a non-conformist. I objected to being told what to wear, how to look, what to say etc.
Now I try hard to blend but it doesn’t always work and I don’t always care if I do.
On a lighter note: Wanna splash in the puddles?
Me too – hell yeah! But looking back I think I was much more influenced by what I didn’t want to influence me than I thought back then.
.
What does “splash in the puddles” mean?
Oh and *squeeze*
Get yer wellies on and I’ll show ya! HEE!
*legs it outside*
*finds the deepest puddle*
*runs and jumps*
*SPLASH*
*flies out of puddle*
Wah!
*emerges from the shadows dripping wet*
Aw, this was my best jumper.
Sorry BFF. Now you’re wet though, you may as well join in.
Okay, hang on while I fetch me wellies.
*splashsplashsplashsplash*
*has been laying in puddle for some hours, breathing through straw*
*jumps up*
PEEKABOO!
(in friendlier voice)
PEEKABOO!
I thought you could breath through your ears!
Uh-oh, my avatar is still in the water. One moment.
*dives back in*
*emerges*
TADAA1
Damn difficult typing with cold fingers!
Impossible, I have wax in my ears, you never know.
*starts singing loudly, averts eyes from jam*
Hehe.
*Kicks water up at Haydn*
*jumps around in circles splashing*
*gives up on circles*
*Jumps around in puddles splashing*
*trips*
*falls on top of the Not Moomin*
Hi there!
*falls in puddle*
-=splash=-
Fancy meeting you here.
Sssh… Arthur is watching.
*winks*
Who are you and why are you squishing me in the puddle?
*feigns outrage*
*dances and starts humming “singing in the rain”*
Oh no! The puddle monster got my comment.
That looks like a job for me!
*dives in puddle*
*a lot of foam and bubbles*
*emerges*
So, I retrieved several comments here. Were you referring to this one ? *holds up comment*
Is it titled ‘Bob’?
I wonder what it says.
*opens comment*”
“Oh Haydn, if only the others would go away, then it would be just the two of us. You have such strong arms! And that’s the best looking beard I ever saw”!”
Yeah, that must be the one.
*roffles*
That must be Moomins comment.
Hahaha, I choked on my sandwich!
*runs away laughing before Moomin beats me up*
Hee!
So Haydn my sweet,
What you doing tonight?
*tries to casually lean against lamppost and misses*
*lands in puddle with splash*
Silly Moomin. Here, use this.
*hands over towel*
Now, I don’t know who you were talking to. There’s no Hayden here.
You might try your luck with this one though, he’s into that sort of thing.
*hands over business card from Christian Haydensen*
*hails hansom cab*
*vanishes amidst the clopping of horses*
*waves Moomin goodbye with silk handkerchief*
*stands alone in field with puddles*
*zoom out*
*a lone violin starts up as the screen fades*
*credits roll*
*applauds as a single tear drips down his cheek*
How moving! Bravo!
BUT…!
Just before the end of the credits, there’s a fade in.
*low shot of Haydn’s ankles*
*puddlemonster’s claw shoots out water, grabs leg!*
*BLACK*
Hahaha, fail on my behalf> Hayden Christiansen vs. Christian Haydensen!
You’ll have the Victorians in an uproar with the gratuitous ankle shot! It’ll be banned!
*hands psycho a rag*
sorry
If you’re going to say sorry, at least mean it! hehe
Ok, i’m sorry I looked at this fail!
At first, from a far glance on my iPhone, it looked like he was wearing an old faded brown homemade tshirt jersey type thing…upon closer inspection…(barf)
Just squint your eyes. Then it’s not too bad.
Turn your head to the left. It looks looks like an ass.
Hey, mahboobehs!
Close your eyes, and it could be sneaking up on you.
*shudders*
*keeps eyes open*
*stops sneaking*
*pretends to admire wallpaper*
Oops, sorry.
From the corner of my eye, I thought you were someone else. hehe
Jersey Fail?? or Bear win?
If you call him a bear, you’re insulting bears around the globe.
but he is so obviously bare
I simply cannot understand why this person implanted so much hair just to create this symbol!
That is the nastiest thing I’ve seen since my dad wanted me to call his balls Jesus, just for the beard!
I dunno, in these trying times, ingenuity is crucial to survival. I say it’s a mix of fail and win.
a “fin”?
looks like the end for our species then
i would think it’s more of a ‘wail’. or would ‘whale’ go better with ‘fin’?
Manlyhood Win (Y)
this is clearly a win
STAND BACK! I’ll handle this! *removes trousers and puts on velcro gloves*
HAHAHA!
Now that is what I call making an entrance!
Can we throw you at him?
THAT’S where my Chia pet went!
Trust an Earnhardt fan.
Thinking: I’m gonna save me 50 bucks on a fancy shirt.
That´s really disgusting..
Ooh…where’s my wax kit? Ick, ick, ick…
*HORF*
Some things can not be unseen
ladies and gentlemen, this is nascar.
Direct from Bristol Motor Speedway, Tennessee.
ummm not jersey…this is square state fail. nascar isnt a jersey thing.
AAAUGHH!! ACK! OH, GOD that is hideous.Oh, my eyes.
Okay,now that I’ve recovered…hey, it’s a Chia Chunk!
Photo taken at Bristol Motor Speedway in August 2002 or 2003. My friend Judeee sat near this guy at the track that weekend. It’s highly disturbing. I’ve also seen people at the track with their favorite driver’s number “sunscreened” onto their otherwise burned back.
1. Nascar doesnt do Jersey’s.. so if you think about it Failbog is a FAIL!!!!!
2. It’s Dale Earnhardt’s number
an i fail on my spelling
Only one person happened to note the fact that this pic was taken at a NASCAR race. Plus the number on his back is a 3 which means he’s a fan of the late Dale Earnhardt Sr. This guy does not do the sport or it’s fans any justice. So technically he should get an Epic Win for making the sport look bad.
easy cowboy, you don’t know how old this picture is….maybe Dale Sr. was there?
Dale Sr. died in February 2001. The title sponsor of this race at Bristol is Sharpie, as you can see painted on the track in the picture. Sharpie first sponsored the night race in 2001. I’m fairly sure the pic was taken is 2002, maybe ‘03. So Dale Sr. wasn’t there. ~ Sorry, my inner NASCAR geek is coming out. ~ We’ve been going to Bristol races for 10 years now. We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Few things on this earth are more disgusting than a topless fat man with back pubes.
mhmm … hairy!
At least he’s original.
vomit in my mouth win
wooooooo…. hahahha so delicious meghan
“Jersey Fail”? Picture Name FAIL!
older than the internet
ew!
i would be far to distracted to watch whatever was going on below. it scares me that he had to request that someone else did that, and THEY DID
AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I think he is at a NASCAR event … they don’t wear jerseys. A tribute to Dale Earnhardt (I feel nausea that I have that knowledge… thanks DAD!) He is the side of a car… or the roof… or maybe a helmet…no too big for helmet… definitely a part of a car… never mind… i now see someone has mentioned this… ignore the person behind the curtain….
Lol! He looks like Muzzy, that language learning…thing
That…. is ….. so….. very………………WRONG!!!!!
(I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit)
Ha ha! Nice photo! Reminded me of what we should have done to my hairy teacher back in middle school!
Why do the seats go up so high? To me it wouldn’t be worth the traffic and parking (+ticket price) if i couldn’t get my marrow rattled by a dozen cars racing by at 200 mph. (not a car racing fan but in my mind that’s the reason to go to a race rather than watch it on tv.)
also, why is body hair so offensive? puppies are covered in it.
From what gene pool do these gorillas come from? That’s more hair than on my legs and chest. I guess I should be happy for not having a hairy back. Whenever it comes up with some of the ladies I hang out with, none of them have the slightest interest in it.
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew..
That may be a jersey fail, but it’s definitely a redneck win! lol
*runs away* my eyes…My poor poor eyes….
WOOF!
da bear!
Redneck win
LEAVE MY PA ALOEN
ewww.
8(
Ed Hardy shirts
scary…. oh this hurts
hahsuahsuhuahsuhaushuahushah
Common ancestor theory win
*scratches all over*
ew ew ew ew ew ew
They sell back razors now, he should invest stock.
That’s at Bristol Motor Speedway. 20 minutes from where I live. sigh.
U got sum effing weird ppl inur town, cambo.
I actually thought the “Jersey” referred to New Jersey for a second, until i realized they were watching Nascar and not hockey. I bet a lot of guys in New Jersey could pull this off, though.
Absolutely hot! Back hair rules!
Disgusting, yet original…
What are these morons watching?
I say that is a win
definite win.
ew.
This reminds me of the first seasons of mad TV. “…lowered expectations…”
It’s Mikey and Senior!
fail
D
It’d be funnier if it was the woman next to him that had all the hairiness and the 3
Fail blog failed! They don’t wear jerseys in Nascar haha.