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DO NOT READ BELOW. IT’S A TRAP.
He’s just a zombie.
Quick! Someone break some glass! I have heard this it deters zombies…
Omg this reminds me of this dudes zombie escape plan. lol
http://holykiddingme.com/2009/04/06/zombie-escape-plan/
Not sure that game loads will do the trick… might need buckshot loads.
Buckshot is indeed good to have, but properly applied 7 1/2 bird has its place.
It’s all about having the right choke tube for the job.
Not against zombies. Birdshot wounds are superficial and have little penetration–it will never stop a zombie. Its a moot point anyway because his detachable box magazine looks to hold only about 1 or 2 rounds–completely useless (and the mag well will block off the tubular magazine). Quite possibly the worst emergency zombie shotgun I have ever seen.
The magazine (yes, blocking the tube mag) has to reach he chamber, meaning that could hold more like 4 or 5 rounds.
Further more, it’s probably an airsoft gun, so ZOE MAI GAWD UR RITE! TURRIBLE ZOMBIE PROTECTION LAWLZ@!
its totally an airsoft gun… i have the same one just different colored
only way to defeat the zombies, is by reading max brooks zombie survival guide
only way to defeat a zombie is by following the points in max brooks zomebie survival guide
No, bird shot’s place is for birds. It makes a terrible defensive round. Especially for zombies.
Nah, rifled slugs are the way to go for zombies.
Buckshot is good for crowd control, but slugs will leave a baseball
sized hole in a zombie head.
buckshot for the win no rubber bullets
It also might help to have a real gun instead of an airsoft gun….
Oh, Jesus tap-dancing Christ, my EX had a “plan” for “the zombie invasion”. Did I mention he’s certifiably nuts?
omggg, thguy is retarted!!!! his plan is fool proof!!!
Remember, head shots. Nothing else works.
Or looks as cool.
Well, slicing them in half with a saw blade is pretty cool. Or crushing them beneath a car. Yes, I do play Half Life 2.
I only play Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty 5.
When’s Denny’s giving out that free sammich?
When they get free zombie repellent in return.
When they get zombie repellent in return. So much for free.
Sweety, if you’re smart enough to get online and comment on FB, you should at least be smart enough to know how to use Google.
*makes shoo-ing motion with hands*
So do i we should play together
Nazi Zombies…so fun! Willdog, you should be my friend on xbox! Gamertag is CrinklySlinky.
Nazi Zombies…so fun! Willdog, you should add me on xbox! Gambertag is CrinklySlinky.
Nazi Zombies FTW! Willdog, we should be xbox friends! My gamertag is CrinklySlinky.
I love to kill Nazi Zombies. It’s so relaxing.
Nazi Zombies FTW! Willdog, we should be xbox friends! My gamertag is CrinklySlinky. FailBlog monster keeps eating my comments.
but what happens when a tank comes along? (L4D)
and also, is it a red car? (also L4D)
Half Life 2 fun
i love using those sawblades against them lol
the cars arnt as good
Agreed, However if they are killed only by head shots I’m going to choose some Duck Commander Blackclouds or some 3 1/2″ 12 ga. slugs. And if those don’t work I’ll be damned if my Red Ryder doesn’t take them down!
Oh no!! I fell for the trap…
..
DB
*flushes doublebanker down into zombie dungeon*
But… the poor zombies will starve if he is all they have for food
This is a rubbish fail
It isn’t a fail. It’s a WIN.
You fail.
I know I’m abit late to replying, but no one can resist a good mocking.
How can it be a ‘rubbish fail’ when it’s a WIN?
There’s probably something in the Porkulus Bill for zombies – everything else is in there.
*Chuckles*
A friend of mine actually bought a little jewelry box, took everything out of it and mounted a pellet gun and some blanks. On the glass he put lettered decals that read, “In Case of Zombie Attack” Awesome birthday present.
its a airsoft gun ha ha ha
400th comment nice!
BIRDSHOT fail.
lol its just a soft air gun…i have the same one.
that is an airsoft gun (NOT REAL) EPICFAIL
Does it say Giant Loads on those Remington boxes?
Wouldn’t you want your Giant Load all over that Zombie’s–err, ahem.
Indeed, it does.
Any particular reason for the safety goggles?
Did I heard the word “SAFETY GOGGLES”?
NEVER use something safe when trying to survive a zombie outbreak!
It’s always good to have a safe word. My safe word is “sí.”
Mine is “más”.
Mine is “secret”.
Mine is “diabeetus.”
Awesome.
Mine is “oh baby oh baby”.
But I rarely use it with zombies.
Neverfail “Shhh…the kids are awake!”.
lolz, it’s supposed to be somethig completely random that you wouldn’t generaly say….hence, mine is “BANANA”
My “safe phrase” is “Do that again!!!”
Mine is “brrraaaaaaiiiinnnnssss… ” and then you start wheezing.
3 hours later:
*Blank Stare*
Safety words can’t be heard over the bells ringing. A smoke detector over the bed works best.
*snorkity*
*smoochity*
PENIS
Mine is….. ” NERD ALERT ” lol you guys are such L’s!
You would figure ” I am Wilford Brimly” would work well enough.
You’d think so…
Scannerdan just made my day!
What a coinkidink. I have diabeetus.
I have a safe phrase, ¿Dónde está el baño?
Quick Willdog isn’t house trained!
Me gustaría más de ti – varias pulgadas más.
¿Dónde quieres que las ponga?
Te mostraré en detalle más tarde. ¿A qué hora quieres empezar?
Eu prefiro português, espanhol é muito sem graça!
Vai-te embora! Estamos a tentar fazer um bebê.
Easbanol noobz
Creo que puedo estar en casa entre las 7:30 y 8:00
Awesome! Hasta entonces, amado. *besos*
Goggles are to keep zombie splat out of your eyes.
Zombification is contagious, you know. lol
To prevent blood spatter getting in the eyes, causing infection.
In case the Zombie has a giant load, too.
The pump action zombies are bad.
They should be punished real good
wha?
come here you!
*approaches zombie with a case of brainlube (TM)*
makes everything taste like braaaaiiinnns!!!
*squelch waddle squelch*
*felch paddle felch*
ROFL
ZOFL
CRABAPPLE
SCRAPPLE
SCRABBLE
GRABBLE
SNUGGLE
Triple Word Score. Woohoo!
SCRIBBLE
tripple letter score on the z in zombie!
YAHTZEE!
SQUABBLE
Robble robble?
Dale Gribble
DRABBLE
HEADCHEEZE
Chuck Norris I win. Forever.
Goggles are strictly for keeping the zombie splatter from out of your eyes. It’s hard to shoot if you just see blood.
1. They’re not goggles, they’re shades, and
2. To look awesome.
no it says game loads
*Game Loads*
I got a few boxes of those for shooting trap.
Yeah, somebody messed up on that one. Should be at least double-ought buck, and I recommend alternating with slugs.
Zombies don’t go down easy.
Especially once you use your safe word.
isn’t it “aught”?
It says Game Loads, and they are rounds for hunting dove or quail, which ruins the whole thing
Quit your grousing.
I don’t know why he needs to pigeonhole everything.
I think he does it for a lark.
He’s such a turkey.
And a silly goose.
He must be crazy as a loon.
that is a cardinal offense
i think the fact thats a airsoft gun ruins it more
It says Game Loads…which is just as funny.
I had a dream the other night that all I had to defeat the Zombies was one of those BB guns you have to pump 50 times just to break the skin. I would have accepted game load in that situation.
No, it doesn’t say anything. It reads “game loads”.
The box says game loads. now let’s not be perverted. Also, I’m pretty sure the safety glasses are for extreme BadAss-ed-ness. Why is there a question mark after WIN? It should read WIN!
Uh, it says GAME loads lol. Not Giant Loads…although…no…no…
It says Game Load…
Observation Fail
are they joking!?
Yes, they are.
No, they’re not. So there.
Zombies are no joke.
Serious business.
There are no Zombies living in english speaking countries, they currently live exclusively in Siberia and some rainforests around the world.
Another reason to save the rainforest! Protect these noble and majestic creatures.
That’s an internet rumo(u)r.
They’re everywhere.
they’re actually… INSIDE of the trolls.
didya know that nellie?
Not a rumor its positively true!
Some live in zoos around the world though.
Those poor zombies are in terrible living conditions.
They’ll never be provided with a good supply of fresh human brains in captivity!
And what of the spectators?
Food so close, yet so out of reach…
Zombies always manage to catch FOX News from 5-8PM.
It’s crazy!
Sometimes I feel like it’s the zombies running the news.
And there was very much drooling and calls for blood…
Actually, they’re undying in terrible living conditions.
But they are on the highways! The construction sign says so.
Illegal immigrants, obviously. They’re travelling from Siberia via Alaska (passing by Palin’s house) to the USA.
Is it possible?
No… can’t be…
But – could it be?
That’s the father of Sarah’s daughter’s baby was…
A ZOMBIE?!?!?
Totally possible.
*removes superfluous apostrophe and ’s’ in ^^^*
Better late than never
Except when you’re talking about the Apocalypse.
Zombies do not ‘live’ anywhere.
Do they “undead”? Or “un-die”? What is the correct term for the zombie’s existence/ residence?
Just because they were dead once, doesn’t mean that they’re not alive!
undead = returned from death = back to life (or reasonable facsimile)
Watch out, though, ’cause they do attack LiveJournal every June 13th.
You’d need something bigger than 7 & 1/2 size shot for zombies…I’m thinking at least 00 Buckshot or slugs.
That’s what I use.
Ahhhh, great minds. Jimmy, I said the same thing ^^^, but I think you beat me.
Also, .308 or higher, exclusively tracer rounds work great.
er, ok, losers!
You don’t like tracers? They’re sooooooo pretty at night
When the zombie apocalypse comes, you won’t need to ask if they’re joking.
Definitely gonna buy me a gun now!!
Top 10 Gif Girls just added!
DB
When you have it: Load it, turn it around, pull the trigger. That looks sooo cool.
Awww zombie euthanasia, you’re so sweet Mr Eld!
He got it goin’ on.
best emergency kit EVER
So what’s the morning after pill, chopped liver?
*laughs*
definite win!
☺/ *Waves at the zombies*
/▌
/ \
*giggles*
☺/ *waves back*
/▌
/ \
. / *looks for head*
/▌
/ \
☺ *watches in horror*
/▌\
/ \
☺ *had an accident*
/▌\
/.\
☺_*punts to DrB*
/▌_☺
/
☺
\ / *Jumps for head and misses*
▌ *People celebrates goal*
/ \
☺☺ *puts on extra head*
./▌\
./ \
☺.☺ *hug and smooch*
.▌X▌
/ \/ \
Omg…that’s adorable.
☺/\☺/ *High fives*
/▌ ▌
/ \ / \
Out of body experience? ^
These are brilliant!
Well Done Lou for starting it!
HOMG, WANT!
ZOMG, PANT!
WOMG CHANT
SOMG INCANT
*pours shampane* TOMG DECANT!
shampane? SHAMPANE?!
*hands Loz a bottle of Dom*
*not actually a fan of shampane*
Got any Pinot Grigio?
Nope.
*throws back a shot of Cabo Wabo*
Tequila?
From the makers of ShamWow.
Shamwow now holds 3 times it’s weight in bacon lube!
*breaks fake glass window*
*grabs shotgun and shells*
Welcome to the show, AA m:-)
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think it’s spelled, ‘champagne’.
-ED EVENING
NOMG, RANT!
nesting fail
Early!
Late!
♪ Right on time!
Time after time.
♪ …Time is fleeting… ♪
If I could keep time in a bottle….
I’d sell it for $50.00 a bottle.
♪♪ Time to DANCE! ♪♪
♪ …Madness takes its toll… ♪
is that a real shotgun? I ask because i have an airsoft one just like it and wouldnt mind having a real version if i knew what it was
There are real versions similar to it, but that is the airsoft version.
This is my rifle.
There are many like it but this one is mine.
These are my zombies. There are many like them, but these ones are mine.
You have more than one zombie?! Rich kid.
Gottem on sale.
Down at Costco, huh?. Mahboobeh was stocking the shelf earlier today.
Yep.
And returns are easy at Costco if I decide I don’t want them for any reason.
shotgun =/= rifle.
This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
This one’s for fighting,
This one’s for fun.
If it were real, it would be a short barreled shotgun (the barrel looks to be ~14 inches), and anyone who had a legal SBS (hard to get and expensive) wouldn’t put something so valuable behind glass on a funny display. If you had an illegal SBS (major felony), you wouldn’t put it on display either.
Yup, I”ve got the same one. I think it was pitched as a “Pistol-grip” shotgun. They may have unscrewed the orange tip on the barrel, but the little magazine made to hold 20-30 bb’s is a dead (pun intended) giveaway =D
Wouldn’t a metal helmet be more useful?
Like, tin foil?
tinfoil is for hockey.
milfoil is for hunnies.
*golf clap*
I hate it when they squeeeeeak.
You can get that from your golf groupies.
To headbutt them?
To brain them.
MOOKIE: XIVIO? could you explain?
no. any helmet only impedes your vision. zombies don’t always go for the head. also If they get you, there is now a helmeted zombie, making headshots more difficult. remember, there is only one way to kill a zombie, but thousands of ways to kill you
OH, and happy easter
I like the included safety glasses.
Safety first when blasting zombies.
Bruce Campbell’s home?
How do you know my professor?
Ah, let’s call it intuition
I call it stalking…
*stalkystalkystalkystalkySQUEEZE*
*pretends to be a plant*
*tries to borrow some leaves for making a salad*
Ouchie, that’s not a leaf!
Funny thing…last night I dreamed I was a big roll of Charmin, and I was being squeezed by a whole horde of marshmallows…
*squeeze*
Hehe! Who just *squeezed* me? *only sees a plant and Lou eating a salad*
What’s up with the question mark? Of course it’s a win!
What question mark?
?
WIN? <–
I see it in your message, but YOU made it this way!
Stop! STOP! Noooo!!! No more question marks!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that’s a zombie plan.
I love it when a plan comes apart.
Especially when it dribbles.
*Picks up the pieces and goes home*
Were your illusions of zombie love shattered?
Is it over now- do you know how?
Lousy zombies, pick their prey but they never cry out loud.
Rock on gold dust admiral!
the glasses win
Yup. It’s because the have the blu-blocker yellow tinting – the Dalai Llama would kick ass with this kit.
i think it says game loads! Resident Evil Eat your heart out.. Love it!
Chris Redfield would be proud.
There is actually a Manuel T in my class…
Hey Jason! How did the exams go?
Glad you asked.
Let’s just say that SuckK will be disappointed.
He SuckKs anyway. Congrats!
Which makes me wonder where he’s at now…show your face, troll.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don’t summon it!!
Like he ‘d come. He’s the usual type of a coward troll, spitting hatred comments and then swirling his little tail out of it.
Congrats, Jason! I’m glad you survived the ordeal.
Good job here and there JK!
A healthy part of anyway optimistic and mentally balanced family. When the dead rise from their graves, the only thing they’ll be eating is a giant load of Remington.
*takes ‘way’ out and lives*
*lives wayout*
absolutly very necesary…
Fail. That’s bird shot. It wouldn’t stop a zombie.
Zombie birds, perhaps…
they’ll peck your eyes right out of your skull
…and then nest in your delicious brrrraaaaaaaiin.
plenty to go round
no the other head…
slim pickings there I’m afraid
I’m gonna get them doors open if it hare lips everybody on Bear Creek.
Thus the safety glasses.
Yeah, and I always choose zombies with good oral hygine.
with their pecker?
I really thought this was a billboard for a movie advertisement or something.
Product Placement Win
It comes in a case of zombies
)
(57.8wpm with two errors. My main aim now is to stay above the average
Pigeons are zombies?
European or African?
Cheese or Ham?
Whats the average airspeed of a European Zombie?
We have strict regulations for flying zombies. Under EU laws they’re not allowed to fly faster than 60 mph.
Is that VFR?
“I don’t know that!”
ZAP!
but it could have been FOOM!
Only under very specific conditions.
*SQUEEZE*
Conditioned response.
*rings bell*
*pulls back sheets*
*pat pat*
Thank you, Pavlov.
*climbs into bed*
Unfortunately, over most third world countries, the laws are much more relaxed.
Fail for only having 2 boxes of shells…
Zombies never travel in small groups.
Clickie for ideal zombie gun discussion.
That was great! My personal favorite was:
Main Arm: Experimental Springfield M14 with burst fire function in 30.06 with hollow point boat tailed spitzer rounds
Other Main Arm: 12 gauge Stryker shotgun with 00 Buck,3 inch magnum slugs, and Frag-12 HE rounds
Sidearm: .44 Magnum Anaconda with 8 inch barrel with lead flat nose ++P rounds
Other Sidearm:Para Ordnance P14 .45 ACP with 15 round mags and hollowpoints
Backup: Makarov with Hollowpoints
Other Backup:Colt Detective with .38 special +P lead flat nose rounds
backup backup:FP-45 Liberator
No optics.Good ole irons.
Of Course I won’t need any of that inside my houseboat/battleship off the coast of cape cod.Remember guys,it only counts if its a headshot.
That would barely stop a human from coming at you. It’s an airsoft shotgun. Though if people fell for it, I’d call it an EPIC WIN!!! Plus, you would want buckshot for zombies. Slugs are overkill. Birdshot is for the birds.
You’ve obviously never gone up against an actual herd of zombies.
00 Buck, 00 Buck, Slug, 00 Buck, 00 Buck, Slug,…
…and I’m on bat (love that sound)…
oooooooooh yeah
Photoshopped Text.
Realism FAIL
^^ double fail:
1. Pointing out what everyone else knew 20 minutes ago win
2. Having a real life fail
*has a bite of the warpie* deeeelicious!
*nibbles tentatively on chik*
Let me try a slice
*nomnomnom*
Why WhoaNellie, this Chik is beautifully cooked!
Yes, and the spices they used are simply DIVINE with roasted chik!
Mmmmm that drumstick looks amazing…
*tastes*
Yup.
I could use a protein boost. Still room for more?
*hands pandadanda a nicely browned butt cheek*
Bottoms Up!
How tassty!
hehehe… that tickles! *shoots with my “lil’ remie BB gun*
yes the word ‘WIN’ floats off the glass
Should be edit–> transform–> Fail
Yes its those sly zombies trying to get out again, it used to say “a case of Zombies”
You’re saying the original text was ‘Realism Fail” and they photoshopped it?
OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THE SHADOWS, THE SHADOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Shadow knows, bwahahahaha!
Love it!
YES MA’M!
*clicks heels*
*loves it*
*films it*
*squeezes it*
*ShamWows it*
*eats it*
You just ate a shamwowed, squeezed film of Arthur loving it?
Brains!
We got a live one here!
*chases… but by walking in super-slow-mo with arms out making gurgley sounds*
*runs away, but also very slowly taking care to avoid any weapons that may help me out of the situation*
*runs upstairs as far away from any exits to safety*
*falls down on ground and crawls amazingly slowly*
*smells his collection of Chloroform rags*
*drags Malicite into the back room after he passes out from inhaling Chloroform*
*squeezes in his sleep*
*SQUEEZE*
And it’s adept in punctuational nomenclature. Proceed with caution.
Must be some strange exclamatory mutation, as long as we don’t let him capitalise on the situation
Great! Now lets go collect our $3M from hollywood…
^^ reply positioning fail
Zombie protection is good and all, but how well does it work against Inferi?
Not too well. You need a flamethrower or an Incendio charm.
Quail shot for Zombies? That only works if the Zombie is named Bob White.
Or Dan Quayle.
PULL!
“braaaaaaaiiiinnnnsss!!!!
POW!
Hee! Hee!
That reminds me of an idea I had once!
They need to put The Complete Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks in there.
Left 4 Dead WIN!
Lol at the people who think they know shotguns, that’s a BB gun, i used to have the EXACT same one =P
They’ll never know, if you act like them…
Its so blatantly photoshopped otherwise the letters would cause a shadow.
haha yeah i was just thinking that
I love when people don’t know how to have fun, then try to spoil the fun for everyone else.
Just relax! Try to see the funny!!!!
The humo(u)r impaired cannot see the funny. It’s an incurable condition, unfortunately.
That’s too bad. I wonder if WhoaNellie’s tickling idea worked? VV
Zombie Uprisings are no laughing matter
They’re no brain matter, either. That comes later.
Not win. Epic Fail. Browning + Ray Gun = Win.
guns are good but sooner or later you run out of ammo so its good to have a backup weapon like a samurai sword to slice and dice with.
Or something easier to use and equally effective against zombies… a Gallagher-size mallet
I always carry a quart of sulfuric acid with me, just in case.
I head that zombies sustain themselves off of sulfuric acid. and brains, too… but mostly sulfuric acid.
Exactly. It distracts them as I hop onto my rocket sled and ZZZOOOM away.
I carry pooptarts. Zombies just love ‘em, almost as much as brains. It distracts them long enough for me to run away. I don’t mess with zombies; too many things can go wrong. A photoshopped anti-zombie kit, for instance.
^^ Yep. ^^
bah! samurai swords are overrated. I say machete. Shorter, but more decapitation power.
Is this real life?
I find myself asking that every day
That was YOU?!?
Yes. I hope not too many people saw that.
Is this just fantasy?
It says game loads, not giant loads, and they are lights loads for hunting dove and quail, which ruins the whole thing.
The words are photoshopped, I think-
If they were real, even with a flash camera, wouldn’t one see their shadows on the display case?
It’s all too uniform.
But even so.
Whenever you have a display case like this, it is most definitely a zombie preparedness kit.
whYY sooOO sseriousSS?
He’s sagely wise, that’s why.
Somebody’s gotta do it.
*tickles Sage*
You’re a man for all seasons, WN.
It goes without saying then that this could only be used against photoshopped zombies. So I won’t say it.
In my world that a complete fail. Shotgun is useless against zombies, unless you have unlimited ammo. The thing is gun shot attracts zombies, the more you shoot the more you have to shoot. Eventually you run out of ammo and all the zombies in the area are coming to you.
I would put a bow and some arrows in there. Its silent, you can kill them from a safe distance, and you can even reuse your arrows, you will survive much longer against zombies with a bow than with any gun.
In your world, do people also care about your tactical zombie defense agenda?
I don’t know.
I guess I will know once the zombies will be there. If after a few days I am not the only survivor then at least some people do.
*admires Eldon’s planning skillz and general sense of well being*
That is why I’ve kept my Lawn Dart set.
For defense against lawn zombies?
Something tells me you’ve read the zombie survival guide.
Sorry to kill your ideals, but bows have the suckiest range evar :O Unless its over 120-pound pull. I’d say shotgun.
Zombie apocalypse makes me hungry. Anybody have fruit roll-ups in their bunker?
Anyone wanna play left 4 dead with me?
Shotgun + Spread shells = Zombie splatter.
im in.
xD I’ll have to wait a couple hours. I’m in school.
Hold up I need to use my medkit
*waits in a closet*
Already lets move out, O crap, witch and hunter.
Quick to the highway. (See sign fail)
RELOADING!
*reloads shotgun*
GO GO.
*Sets off car alarm*
Ooops!
BOOOMER,
in case of zombies, play “Thriller” and watch them dance.
Now there is a strategy I can agree with
Yep. Me too.
*turns up stereo to approximately 4000 decibels*
In Soviet Russia, You eat Zombies!
Is it just me or does this looked shopped?O_o
Who bought it?
Not shopped….
…I made it for a friend of mine for Christmas.
http://www.thedanger.org/zack/?p=188
Where can I get one of those?
how do Russian zombies taste?
Like rotten potatoes. And stroganoff. And vomit.
Not very well – tongue’s one of the first parts to rot off…
like caviar.
and disease
wait, now I forgot the punchline… memory fail..
The Nazi zombies ARE coming!!
*breaks glass*
Shit my hand is stuck!
Aw crap, I’m late – missed three fails!
D’0h!
Good job.
7 1/2 field loads? Good luck hurting a zombie with that! They need to invest in some 00 buck!
do want. that is all.
Since we’re on the topic of repelling zombies.
Instead of using a shotgun, just cast turn undead or rebuke undead, then you’ll be fine.
Also, there shouldn’t be much blood spatter, since that would need blood pressure from a beating heart, chunks of zombie flesh would be a bigger concern.
WIN
pffffffft shotgun. l2rifle n00bs! Rifle rounds allow you to carry more and kill more zombies!
What is it with people and guns?
If needed I would prefer to go in full chain/leather armor and a good sword. That’s the plan we use.
Swords don’t run out of ammo.
But they do allow the zombies in a little close. You would get horde stomped.
Plus I can carry extra ammo – I can’t carry a spare fresh arm. Unless I’m a zombie…aaaiiieee! Logic loop lock!
Where’s my crowbar?
Preparedness WIN!!!11!!
that’s a resident evil spoof = win
Just in time for Easter.
WIN!!
This is clearly a fail because the gun will eventually run out of ammunition. The only weapon that should be used during a zombie invasion would be a shovel or something you could decapitate them with.
Heh, this reminds me of that road sign that those people hacked into…
I say thats a win, the shades are a win, the shotgin is a win, the ammo is a win, and most importantly the sign is a win.
Now all we need is Francis and his vest.
definite win
It’s dangerous outside! Take this.
obviously inspired by this:
http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/2008/zombie_chainsaws/zombie-2.jpg
lol, nice BB gun
I have one of those in my car.. and two in my house…
The call me paranoid.. but someday you’ll all she that me and little jimmy.. my invisible friend.. were right to prepare for the zombie apocolypse!
That question mark shouldn’t even be there… This is a WIN, and should be a required fixture in any die-hard zombie fan’s home.
would it work for a borg invasion?
Win for sure
if they would have had one of these in the begining stages of resident evil the game would have been a whole hell of alot easier
I’m actually the one who built this!
(Never thought any of my doings would be on failblog)
http://www.thedanger.org/zack/?p=188
N.E.R.D. ALLERT loll
Why would anyone wish to harm one of the most talented and innovative bands of The British Invasion??
Airsoft gun D:
Win. Win. WIN. x3
That looks a lot like… Naw!
the “shot gun” is really a airsoft gun.look at the mag on it way to small to hold a shot gun shell
lol resident evil ftw
thats a double eagle M85b airsoft shotgun. o have the sam model that comes with a full stock.
Ed Hardy shirts
And in case of vampires? Look at http://www.flickr.com/photos/36464234@N08/3357233883/
Anyone pointed out that it’s airsoft?
what a win…!
This isn’t photoshopped.
Proof: Look at the shadows in this picture.
[link]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/338673585_759b6995b1.jpg[/link]
I’ll take 3
this is an airsoft gun…I have it lol
looks like it’s photoshoped.
This wouldn’t work. As soon as you’re out of shells, you’re screwed. I’d go with a baseball bat, assuming that the zombies would stop upon getting their heads smashed in…
What are the performance specifications of that particular shotgun? before i go into mortal combat with whatever zobies or zombie like foes i must contend with i demand full knowledge of my equipment
Just for the record, the gun in the glass is not real, it is airsoft shotgun…look at the cartridge!!!
Dude, super win.
I didn’t know that airsoft guns were effective against zombies.
WTF kind of zombie survival kit doesn’t come with a pack of smokes?
Is that real? Is there really a thing that says break glass in case of zombies? Or is that photo shopped?
wheres the shadowing from the letters?
That is just a airsoft gun.
It looks like an airsoft gun in there, but it’s still funny
Shawn Of The Dead meets Hot Fuzz. Yeah…
In case of PHOTOSHOP
Break glass!
that’s birdshot..
fail. the ammunition is size 7 1/2 shot. too small to do damage to a zombie beyond ten feet.
That’s actually an airsoft gun, it shoots plastic pellets. I have that exact model, it’s just that the one pictured is painted black to look real.
Did anyone else notice that there are shotgun shells and the rifle is an bb gun, look at the magazine, so actually it is an fail
well actually incase nobody noticed, that gun in the case fires 6 mm plastic balls, it wont do much against a zombie that doesnt feel pain
thats not even a real shotgun you need an AA12 with 00 buck…
LEFT 4 DEAD!!!!!!!
i hope the zpmbie appocolypse hapens it would be so fun it would be crazy awsome.
Yeah, where is Zombie Apocalype anyways? Haven’t seen him for a while.
why the F*** would they need those safety glasses. I broke a pair using my airsoft gun and I dont think they would stop a bullet.
They’re just to make you look pimped.
No they are just incase the zombie tries to throw sneaky sand in your eyes.
Believe me, i have had experience
Rofl. If you say so.
*comes out of secret vortex*
with the idea of using swords… that wouldnt be 2 good because that what zombies choose as their weapon. guns n ammo are probably best.
*go back into vortex and dissappers*
“But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,
Chaos is come again.”
Super photoshopped. No shadows.
can i get a shotgun? chick-chick BOOM!!
what is remington?
Google it. All you need is to read the Zombie Survival Guide.
Remington is a widely known supplier of firearms and munitions.
http://www.remington.com
Ummm……That’s an airsoft gun…..so it’s a FAIL.
I have the exact same gun. Unfortunately the one shown in the picture only fires bb’s; as you can tell by the magazine clip (N)
Haha this reminds me of red vs blue
DO YOU HAVE A ZOMBIE PLAN??
that is an awsome show and i’d go with Grif’s plan
HAHA WIN!
At least someone is ready for 2012
Lol its a frickin airsoft gun
WHat if theres Zombies between me and the glas… oh shit
WIN
SUPAH WIN
GO TO HELL YOU F*CKING MUTHERF*GGER DAMNED ASSH*LE WITH SH*T ON TOP!
That guy obviously plays too-much Left 4 Dead
I feel sorry for the Trick Or Treaters with good costumes
Love me some zombies!
not to offend anyones stupidity over shotguns, but look at that. definately an airsoft gun. sorry guys
Yes, it’s a win. You never know when there are zombies…
WINTACULAR!!! FLALESS WIN!!!MONSTER WIN!!!
hmmm i think youd be dead. AIRSOFT GUN. have same model. this photo is a fail. attempt + showcase = win
ya that would work if it wasn’t an airsoft gun
it’s still good though
it is an airsoft gun i have that same gun!