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What is is?
That would depend upon Mr. Clinton.
I’m CoreyCaffeine and I luv Mudkipz! Who needs rockets when I haz Mudkips!
no one cares
What is a rhetorical question?
A rhetorical question is when scientists already know things about space. … I think…
I think it’s when scientists get bored with experiments so they make up “rhetorical questions.” …I think
like somthing you are not supposed to answer
eg: “why shop anywhere else”
btw was that a joke? (thats NOT rhetorical!)
Because they have riddiculasly low prices and stuff that actually works
Haha, fail post.
Do you think that I don’t know what a rhetorical question is?
Damn…where is Avis when you need her?
methinks it was a joke
did u watch the vid?
When scientists find out things about questions…
I think.
I need rockets so I can blow your brains out.
BEST COMMENT EVER! rofl
go die in a fire
Which means it would depend on who his intern is at the time.
…i think
I think of rocket science
I’m thinkin’ Arby’s.
Well, it’s certainly not rocket surgery!
failblog references within failblog win
Well, we know he can still afford Cuban cigars, what with his speaking fees.
*starts handing out Cuban cigars*
Speaking fees? It’s just a myth.
*pinch*
.
How’s your day going?
*squeeze*
How’s yours?
Better now.
Super busy. They’re shutting down the power Thursday night to change out a transformer, so I’m trying to get everything ready for that. It would go a lot smoother if PEOPLE WOULD COOPERATE WITH ME on this. Like yelling would help. A stick might, though.
*Hands Velvet a rattan stick*
Here you go, light but leaves quite a sting.
Sorry that things aren’t going smooth. Wish I could do something to help.
Thanks. But one more day and it’ll be over. I’m keeping notes on who is not cooperating, so on Monday when their electrical ’stuff’ won’t come up right, I can say I TOLD YOU SO, YOU LOSER and leave them there to explain themselves to the boss. He’s aware of the problem people. It might give him what he needs to send them packing.
.
And it’s a full moon tomorrow, so it’s attitudes as far as the eye can see.
.
C’mon, let’s go jump in the convertible and go for a drive.
*watches velvet & aiki head off into the sunshine*
*replaces ’shine’ with ’set’*
*throws margaritas to WN, Mr. Cuddles, and Velvet*
*squeeze* Enjoy your car ride!
*squeeze*
Thanks!
*puts “shine” back in, tosses “set” to the side of the road*
Sheesh, mr. cuddles, it’s not even noon here yet!
LOL! How about we start with ’shine’ and replace it later with ’set’? Is that a nice compromise? A 69 ‘Stang? Call me Sally!
But your name says ‘velvet’. When do you want us to start calling you Sally?
How’s that?
Much better
Well Sally, I must say you are looking mighty fine. White leather okay for you?
I suspect that she may also be long and tall, but that’s just me…
wow, this totally made me want to vomit.
Woo Hoo!
*jumps into old ‘69 mustang convertible*
It’s they only one I got but the passenger seat is reserved only for you!
IMPOSTOR!!!!
Hehe, but you didn’t see the bomb I shoved down your pants last night.
*spends 10 minutes looking at this trying to think of something clever* a screw it
You guys know Judge Judy is fake and filmed like “pro” wrestling, if you go into any real court room they’ll say “this isn’t judge judy so don’t talk like they do on judge judy or you’ll be outta here, thus not a fail
Are you sure you’re not faked?
*lances lance*
Yep. Fake.
It’s an Arbitration, not a courtroom. Ever wonder why they never have lawyers? Now you know. So technically, Judge Judy really is “Judging” them, because that’s what an arbitrator does.
Kind of like how I’m judging you right now?
A lot like that, I suspect.
*cries* Don’t talk about my work
Aww, you get a special squeeze *SQUEEZE*
You’re going to play hookie from work in May and come to Ireland with me, right?
Ireland? Maybe I can get a squeeze thats not enclosed with asterisks!
Heheh! I’ll be mostly in the South on a coach tour. *SQUEEZE* I can’t wait for this trip!
Visit SA again, and I might go see Ireland!
*Squeeze!*
You bet! I need to get out of this place…
I may be going to Ireland in August or July. I haven’t decided yet.
Oh boo, you can’t go in August or July, that’s not when I’m going! My flight leaves Philly on May 21. Start booking your flight!
I’ll be at work that day! I’ll be with you in spirit…and with spirits.
*drinks up*
I’ll make sure I take plenty of pictures on post them somewhere.
*replaces ‘on’ with ‘and’*
Tehehe
OOOOOoh, I’m so envious. I would love to go to Ireland.
so would I!!!
nope. these girls go to my school. both dumbasses
It’s sad that they have to tell people that.
i had a family member who was contacted to be on judge Judy.
they use real court cases.
i think that’s a fail for lance
i had a family member who was contacted to be on judge judy.
that’s a fail for lance
I don’t really think that’s the reason, but nice guess…
Not as much as I hate you
Miley Cyrus? I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me. I don’t speak dipshit. Bye now!
I agree, you are lame. It looks like someone by the name of Daniel T posted this to FailBlog. Now you can stop being a troll and go finish shaving your back hair.
Darling mr. cuddles…I see some ellipses are giving you some trouble. Anything I can do?
I’d bet whoever doesn’t actually know the key commands for ellipses
He’ll shave three his back hair, I suppose
I’d hit her
… failed.
… failed.
u shud no not 2 taulk 2 urself how old r u 50
Its rocket science, *smooch*.
posting test once again
Dude Whats the e mail to send a faill to failblog cause the failpictures@gmail doeesnt work
i’m having issues posting….
testing testing???
(posting fail?)
posting test once again
(if it doesnt work…. major failblog commenting fail)
Define “FAIL”.
FISRT.
Photoshopped.
Videoshopped
Soundshopped.
Harleychopped.
C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER-R-R-R-R-R
Chainstopped.
Trainhopped.
sprained/popped
Courtshopped (of Eddie’s Father).
Can I be your friend?
counterfeited
*ignores alleged breaker*
Barleylopped.
Hale-Bopp
Brain drop
Tootsie-Pop
C’mon, it’s not rocket science!
Bunny Hop
Carhop, what time do you get off?
Barhop?
Shake that bumper crop!
shake shake shake – shake shake shake
shake your bumper crop – shake your bumper crop
Wha???
shake shake shake señor(a) shake your bumper crop.
Squeeze hamsters at the pet shop
I apologize for this…
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
*kicks n00bMuffin into Boggy’s pit*
And THAT’S for the earworm!
Oh, the humanity…
That just makes me think of Weird Al’s “Polka Power,” which inevitably leads me to:
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey and beer…
Oh no! Double shot of 151 rum and a pint of domestic, good sir. I think I’ll need some liquid c-c-c-courage for this Boggy’s pit.
*drops the ragtop*
*looks at carhop, pats empty passenger seat*
Silly, Dragons don’t carhop!
*squints eyes*
Wait….that IS Dragon, right?
*rollerskates over to hawt guy in car*
It’s a little known fact that some dragons, indeed, started out as carhops.
*grin!*
*hops in car without opening the door*
Root beer, please.
Bop-bop-bopped to the top
i hav sex wit rabits nd i jus dun stop
Hassanchopped
FAIL = having no sound at work.
There. I did it.
Judge Judy asks the curly headed blonde, “What is rocket science?” and the blonde replies, “Rocket science is when scientists find out things about space.” Then the audience laughs and the blonde says, “I think.”
Most excellent.
And hugs for ’splain
((hug)) You’re welcome, cutie-pie!
I believe it is a matter of opinion…
Putting both legs in one pant leg.
I think my brain just imploded.
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
This astronomically fails!
or astrologically fails!
I wonder if there’s a Fail Card in astrology…
Or a FAIL Bard in Shakespeare…
You’ll see them in the Feste-val of Fools.
Present mirth hath present laughter.
By virtue, thou enforcest laughter; thy silly
thought my spleen; the heaving of my lungs provokes
me to ridiculous smiling. O, pardon me, my stars!
*SMOOOOCH!*
posting test
posting fail
go USA…
Go Canada.
Go Mars.
Go Milky Way!
Probably trolling another site, and I cannot say that I miss him.
*pretends this was replied to the right comment*
*hands mr. cuddles a mirror and some smoke*
*tries to do some fancy magic tricks but it’s all just smoke and mirrors*
You had me convinced!
*squeeze*
Oh, what my comment is doing here? Go down!! Down!!!!
I don’t think this post is in the right section.
FAILblog ain’t rocket science, you know…
Hey, that’s my line…
*hands Judy back her line*
*nabs line and hides under hat*
Do I need to take your hat away again?
That hat always gets him into trouble.
You changed your name back velvet!
Go Horsehead Nebula!
Go local group!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
Go Canada??
Yea… that’s the place with the moose and maple syrup, i think,
Don’t forget poutine!
mmmmm. Cheese curds and gravy!
Damn french
That’s right! He forgot the french fries!
hey les francais du canada sont parfait ok!!
english poo poo
*nomnomnom*
where’s the fail? she answered the question!
Google aerospace engineer and see if the definition matches what she said.
That’s where the scientists find out things about space that has air in it… i think
The only thing that has air in it here is the area between her ears.
She seems like she’d be a great girlfriend…maybe not a keeper though. But when you’re looking for a fun time it’s not rocket science that gets it done.
*weeps for humanity*
*wipes up the tears with a ShamWow*
*pops in for a few minutes*
I believe the proper term for her is “Cerebrally Atmospheric”.
*coughs*
For those too lazy… the real definition:
One specializing in the science or study of rockets and their design; Someone qualified to understand or handle that which is overly complex, detailed or confusing; a genius
The definition I like:
Someone who can do their US federal taxes without pulling out half their hair, punching the nearest object/person, or procrastinating.
I like ‘productive procrastination’
With such activities as:
Sunbathing
TV Watching
Failblogging
Masturbating
Masturbating WHILE Failblogging
Playing with kittens
Arguing with yourself
and… Masturbating WHILE arguing with yourself
You don’t get out much do you?
They have the ball and chain tightly secured here at work…
*snickers*
Masturbating while arguing with yourself…
What could there be to argue about with yourself while masturbating? Not like you’d be doing it wrong or anything.
I’m not sure if I can provide you with a good answer…but…
Anything that did happen, would be really unsettling…
one could say that masturbation is in and of itself an argument with yourself
Only if you’re Catholic.
*snickers*
Oh, don’t beat yourself off…erm, I mean up.
Well with my prescribed methods you could do both simultaneously…
so masturbating at work?
does ur boss know?
*points to sign*
No wanking on the job!
No… the sign says no “waking” on the job. We watch over sleeping kittens…
I’d like to have an argument, please.
On the X or the Y axis?
I prefer the Z axis. It makes things a little more interesting.
That’s a little too complex for me Cuddles.
*squeeze*
Hee!
*squeeze*
Good day Mr. C?
It’s going alright. Been pretty busy most of the morning and now procrastinating for the last 2 hours. What about you?
I procrastinated for a few hours this morning. I’ve also tidied up a WHOLE lot this afternoon. Now, I’m about to start the dinner.
A woman’s work and all that!
*Rips off apron*
Woman’s work? Now ya tell me!
Aw. I liked the frilly little pink lace on that. It brought out your eyes.
Well I’m sorry, were just out of those…
(Jumping ahead a little) I told you once.
No you didn’t!
Yes I did.
That’s not an argument, this is contradiction!
Oh, no it isn’t!
You cant just just immediately negate everything I say, that’s not an argument!
(Jumping ahead a lot) ‘e’s just pining for the fjords
The sure look and sound on her eyes and words is the fail here.
first
last
and everything in between
Giggles!?
peruse the previous
Read aforethought (or three. three is ok two.) Did I one?
Wait a minute, TODAY’S FAIL IS POWERED BY CLOSET??!
I know. Odd huh?
Where has he been? He apologized for trolling and hasn’t been back since.
Go exoplanets!
There, now the comments are right.
Is there any way to attach the comments with a wormhole and make them swap places?
There is, but we would have to destroy the Earth in the process, but maybe it’s worth it!
*borrows safety googles from previous zombie
failwin* Whenever you’re ready!*changes second ‘o’ into a ‘g’*
Ala-kazamm
*walks away*
Sadly, we will need the signature of 10 national leaders to start the process/
Stupid United Nations!
I say we proceed without them!!
Never needed them anyway.
Whoa there, WhoaNellie. Who do you think you are??
Why, Willdog – I am a National Sovereignty Advocate. And a splendidly excellent one, at that.
Margarita?
The National Sovereignty Advocate par excellence , apparently.
Psssst – Willdog – you better put that crown away afore it bites you onna butt…
Sorry, it’s getting dusty.
Better than having it reduced to ash…yes?
I managed to pause it on that “powered by” thing. That was a reply he made to a comment I made about a week ago. I remember it, and remember liking the attention.
You would, you whore.
I still don’t get that stupid ‘powered by’ thing. Do they just pick up a random guy saying something remotely similiar and post him up?
What’s the “powered by” thing? I don’t see it anywhere on the page.
The powered by is a blip at the end of the fail video. It is a quote from a failblogger that may relate to the fail (being taken out of context of it’s origional thread.) It’s a bit tricky to pause on it.
*takes back the extra ‘o’*
Methinks if I had an extra “O” I wouldn’t be taking it back. I would be proud of it.
Hey, can i have that? i need one of them.
That show is full of FAIL. Greatness!
thirteenth
Five more years and you’re legal?
*doesn’t congratulate*
***masturbates***
*spooks cat and throws it at i’m while masturbating*
Don’t anger ceiling cat…
***still masturbating***
For pities sake, concentrate!
He’s no pocket scientist.
I think he’s arguing with himself.
*puts i’m’s “part” in a guillotine*
*pulls lever*
There.
*cringes at the
thoughtsight of it*Dude, it’s not rocket science!
It’s not connected to i’m anymore either.
Can anyone write down the answer? I don’t understand very well what she says :s
Thanx!
See my post to WhoaNellie ^ there.
Thanx, dude
Which one are you, Maggie, Terre, or Suzzy?
Maybe she’s that naughty lady of Shady Lane.
FIRST~!
Hmm, apperently this “counting” thing is rocket science as well now.
How do you make a comment?
Redundancy win
You made a comment asking how to make a comment.
.
*facepalm*
Definitely an employee of the Department of Redundancy Department.
*mutually facepalm*
At the risk of being redundant.
*starts to facepalm, stops, decks teatae instead*
The Toyota halftime show is brought to you by Toyota. It is also brought to you by the department of redundancy. The department of redundancy: we’re redundant.
I prefer, The Department of Redundancy: Redundant Statements are Redundant, and so are we!
**
Well, first I read all of the comments already made, as not to say the same thing for a third time…
then I click in the ‘comment box’
I proceed to press random numbers and letters on my computer in a specific sequence, forming words.
After which I click ’submit’ and refresh furiously to see if anyone cared what I had said. So far, nothing.
This could make it to failblog.
*Takes screenshot*
No worries, I already did that before anyone responded.
Expeditiousness win
*roffles at y’all*
*roffles at y’all*
Who are you roffling at now?
y’all
y’all
My mow the lawn video! (clickie^)
Hehe! I need a gardener.
I am NOT posting that recommended link again…
What recommended link?
beavershaver dawt com – I recommend the ES1080 and the trimmer combo…
Wow! Duplicate.
I’m sure I didn’t have a trigger finger but since I have, where’s that zombie pack?
*Gives Jam a six pack of Zombies*
This post is brought to you by the department of redundancy. The department of redundancy: we’re redundant.
You can say that again.
Actually I can’t. Failblog has a repeat post filter.
This reply is brought to you by the department of redundancy. The department of redundancy: we’re redundant.
dfhdh
And that’s the answer to all of your questions.
dhdhdh
And here you can see what Mr. Hallousky Trancopdder said to Dr. Querrvittik Tom in 1649 when he asked if it is possible to build a flying machine.
As I recall, this was uttered one month to the day before he started drooling uncontrollably.
Or am I wrong?
Yes, you are correct, Timmy.
And it was 10 minutes before Dr. Querrvittik Tom died of an external bleeding of unknown origins.
dhdhdhdhdhdh
penis butter jelly time
American stupidity WIN!
So that’s where Miss South Carolina is these days! She needed that iphone because she didn’t have a map, because some people in our nation today don’t have maps and we should help South Africa!!!
These video fails suck. Can’t we do away with the hand holding and just show the damned thing once? I know it’s been said before, but it needs saying again. Failblog is beginning to suck.
Pull the dick out of your mouth and maybe it will suck a little less
Oh, I dunno – I think he looks good that way!
*smears BaconLube™ around Gerinol’s mouth*
What is magnificent today, Mr. Cuddles?
Mowing the lawn!
heheh!
*standing ovation*
*shoots into crowd*
*catches bullets in teeth*
*swallows*
*has a beer chaser*
<..> <.<
shag me!
That was a gun he was holding? It looked like something … lower …
He was shooting from the hip?
And definitely shooting blanks.
I don’t mind sometimes but that was really stretching. Failblog failed.
Nobody forces you to visit Failblog.
The zombies have been known to do this.
Au revoir, then.
“gerinoil” – lube for old folks?
“DOT ORG!”
She was a little too quick on issuing her stupid answer for this not to be a complete sham/setup. Booo!!!
Sham-Wow?
Sham/rock.
shamkhwow
Unfortunately, blonds who behave in this manner do exist. I know a few, much to my regret. Thankfully, not all blonds are predisposed to such epic fails.
However, Rupert Murdoch, who essentially holds a monopoly on all of today’s media, print, televised, and radio alike, seems to find particular glee in promulgating the “blond stereotype” every chance he gets, directly (usually in allegedly “reality shows” like this) or indirectly (usually in advertisements).
BTW, this form of epic failure isn’t constrained to blonds. I’ve known redheads and brunettes, of both sexes BTW, who react in this knee-jerk manner. It’s just that TV plays off of the stereotype to get ratings.
You don’t say?
Can you tell me what the hell he just said? I was too lazy to read it after ‘Unfortunately,’.
He said,
“Unfortunately, blonds who behave in this manner do exist. I know a few, much to my regret. Thankfully, not all blonds are predisposed to such epic fails.
However, Rupert Murdoch, who essentially holds a monopoly on all of today’s media, print, televised, and radio alike, seems to find particular glee in promulgating the “blond stereotype” every chance he gets, directly (usually in allegedly “reality shows” like this) or indirectly (usually in advertisements).
BTW, this form of epic failure isn’t constrained to blonds. I’ve known redheads and brunettes, of both sexes BTW, who react in this knee-jerk manner. It’s just that TV plays off of the stereotype to get ratings.”
Blonds may or may not be predisposed to this type of fail, as well as redheads and brunettes who may or may not be of one or either sexes.
sez you
It was an attempt to simplify munch’s statement. So i guess yes the paraphrase is sez me.
So, does that mean that blondes don’t really have more fun?!
The jury is still out.
(Redheads have the MOST fun.)
I’ve never met anyone like that before. I’ve met stupid people and I’ve met people who have snappy comebacks, but never someone who instantly and spontaneously issues snappy stupidity.
… FTW!
So… was she wrong or noone expected she’d answer? I mean it is rocket science. They shoot rockets into space to find out about things.
…you think
Rocket science is an informal term for aerospace engineering concerning rockets which launch spacecraft into or operate in outer space.
Due to the complexity and depth of this area of engineering (requiring mastery in subjects including mechanics (fluid mechanics, structural mechanics, orbital mechanics, flight dynamics), physics, mathematics, control engineering, materials science, aeroelasticity, avionics, reliability engineering, noise control, flight test), it is also informally used, much like brain surgery, as a term to describe an endeavor requiring great intelligence or technical ability. Often the term is used ironically to describe an endeavor that is simple and straightforward by stating “it’s not rocket science” (one of the top ten irritating phrases, according to research at Oxford) or “it doesn’t take a rocket scientist”. It is also used ironically to describe a person who is simple-minded: “He/she’s not a rocket scientist.”
*turns light out over Zurack’s head*
*pours a beer*
*hands beer to Zurack*
*turns Zurack’s light back on*
*prefers hollow tree to be lit well*
Dammit Smithers, this isn’t rocket science!
It’s brain surgery!
Epic reference win
As previously stated, it is, in reality, actually, redundant rocket surgery.
Can I get an explanation? I have no sound.
Psst… see above… http://failblog.org/2009/04/08/definition-fail/#comment-361979
See velvet’s explanation to me ^ waaaaaaaaaay up there…
Ahh, apparently the blond’s no rocket scientist.
He already saw that one, WhoaNellie. I think he wanted this one.
*packs explanation with C4*
*inserts detonator, hooked to alarm clock*
*a ticking sound is heard from explantion*
Here, willdog, is your explanation. With sound.
(C’mon, WN – let’s get out of here!)
*examines pretty new explanation*
It looks so pretty!
It makes sound too!
*grows impatient*
Why do I have to wait for the countdown on this clock?
I want my explanation now!!
KA-BOOM!!!!!
*bits of willdog fly out in all directions*
THERE is my earth-shattering ka-boom!
“There are few problems in life that a suitable application of C4 won’t solve”.
My favorite saying of all time.
Yup, the only problem with C4 is commercial availability.
I did ^ there under WhoaNellie’s FAIL = no sound comment.
I heard.
Narrator: FAILBlog
*thunder*
Bicycle man: Dot org!
Judge: You make a mistake, that’s what you have to do! You make a mistake, you did something wrong, you negligently ruined her iPhone, you have to pay for that, simple as that! This is not rocket science, what is rocket science?
Woman: Rocket science is when scientists find out things about space.
*laughs*
Woman: I think…
Judge: What is rocket science?
Woman: Rocket science is when scientists find out things about space.
*laughs*
Woman: I think…
Show off.
I was wondering what was being said when that guy fell off his bike…
It was something like “Doh!”
Editing Fail! Whats with the “win”? Can’t you just play the effin video without your stupid commentary? Stop adding text to videos!
That would be a big NO, good buddy, go on back home.
Fully agree.
And even though it has been said before, it should be said again and again and again until they stop this crap.
If it bothers you that much, why are you still here?
to annoy jackasses like you?
That makes perfect sense! After all, he has both the inclination and the ability to satisfy your demands!
Oh…wait.
I will also agree with the comment. Someone basically thinks we don’t get it. Thanks but I can figure it out for myself.
*worries about scotteh…*
So, what is rocket science really? Explanation for not native speakers, please.
Rocket science is aerospace engineering.
Not true. Rockets don’t have to go into space. It’s really just chemical propulsion.
*facepalm*
Rocket science is an informal term for aerospace engineering concerning rockets which launch spacecraft into or operate in outer space.
No.
Isn’t every form of propulsion chemical? (fuel/air for IC engines, fat+sugar > energy potential for muscle use i.e. walking)
He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
I know… i just had a chance to use the one piece of knowledge I retained from school >.<
He is right, he knows that we are all rockets. Why do we fart? In the past, mammals could fly by using this kind of propulsion to escape from predators, but it evolved to a vestigial system today.
*farts on Zurack* Still works if you ask me…
rofl
Think sailing.
thermal transference is still chemistry
You’re stretching the definitions and the frame of reference pretty far. Sailing is physics, not chemistry.
I know… I just like to hear my own voice (slash see my own words?)
I’ve noticed. You don’t act like this is your first day posting on Failblog. What other names have you used in the past?
If I’m right, Sparky may have admitted to this?
(Apologies if I’m not)
Well, I like to watch and learn how people present themselves on new sites before I go all bat-poo crazy. I have been a failblogger for 3 weeks without making any comments…
Basically stalking… but the happy ending is that I fit right in with all of you cool people
Actually it’s physics imho.
Rocket Science is SLANG for anything brainy and scientific. “Rocket Science” is hardly ever used to describe anything having to do with rockets.
lame shit
Hey, no reason to talk about yourself like that… we all love you here on failblog
*gets a bowlfull of creamy love and pours on head*
seeee?
Are you refering to a piece of shit that can no longer walk correctly because of a long term injury?
*ponders the vast and sundry potential ADA applications*
Eat more fiber.
Some anthropologists believe that early humans were hunter-gatherers consuming diets high in both protein and fat and mostly low in nutritive carbohydrates (although their diets would have been high in fiber). Indeed some isolated societies exist still today which continue to consume these types of diets. The advent of agriculture brought about the rise of civilization and the gradual rise of carbohydrate levels in human diets. The modern age has seen a particularly steep rise in refined carbohydrate levels in so-called Western societies.
too many words in a coment…fail
But then you have the tough shit that maimed the lame shit.
It’s fish eat fish out there, eh fluffy?
Your eating Fluffy!
She must have studied cosmology to get her hair all wavy like that.
Then why do you still stalk me?
If you are going to insult us, at least do it in a dignified manner and use correct spelling.
*replaces second “o” with “u” and last “i” with “u”*
Well luckily I don’t think anyone on failblog is capable of ‘wutch’ing
Stupid girl fail.
Blonde fail.
Stereotype fail.
I say what I want Win.
Grammatical structure fail.
Your mother fail.
Remember kids: Random insults are not badass and will never insult anyone!
HUH? You better explain yourself before you get yet another fail. LOL
Denial fail.
letting it go fail
Tho they maek ppl fyl dum 4 1s :>
Zurack Wins, brit fails…hard.
meaningless argumentation fail?
LMFAO XD
In the case of the Internet, yes.
But at high school…well…
:sweat:
poop
My pseudo avatar needs help. Can someone tell me how to change it….please….and thank you.
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Thank you Zurack and Daisy. You two are very sweet.
Come to my house and take you pants off… that’ll change it
PERVERT ALERT!!!!!
Depends, are you over 18? Cause then there’s nuffin wrong with asking you to remove your pants. Just as there is nothing wrong with you saying no
EW! What is wrong with you?
Typical basement dwelling troll behavior honeydew.
It gets to them after living home with their parents for so long.
I may be a basement dwelling pervert but I am no troll. I just have moments of maleness, then they pass and I return to my normal androgynous self.
I see the fail…they’re on Judge Judy.
Bah….no avatar.
A silver car, I see it, I see it!
I see it too. I wonder if it’s a Porsche.
my comments won’t nest!
(its important that they nest!)
ok great, only the stupid ones will
major major major fail
Woohoo! It appeared. It’s like…..MAGIC!
101 on how to make yourself look stupid in less than 10 seconds
Goddammit showing the same clip and then saying it is a “WIN” is very much a FAIL.
FAIL BLOG IS FAILING AT BEING THEMSELVES. Also. This is like 2 weeks old from an episode of The Soup.
FAILblog insult FAIL.
No, seriously, that sucks. Quit defending known suck behavior.
I think… she fails at thinking too.
How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear.
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What do you call a zit on a blondes butt?
A brain tumor.
How could you get any blonder? And the “I think” is even more blond. This is a double fail too, rhetorical question fail and awnser fail. rocket science is the science of making rockets and how they fly and the feul ect.
Sorry I didn’t have time to read this whole thread whether there already is an answer, but: what is rocket science then, if not scientists finding out things about space? Is there a more rigorous definition of rocket science? Or did I misunderstand the whole fail?
What you describe is astronomy. Rocket science is, in a nutshell, the science of how to reach space safely.
I don’t get it. Where’s the fail. She was right!
You click the “Change avatar” button…. I think….
Sorry,can’t help you there.
Sorry for that last post. I meant to reply to someone.
so it was a quasi fail? at least it had to do with space a little….
I’ve been waiting for a new fail for half a day ;_; where is it?
they know your waiting
…and they’re sadists
Hey im the new guy so whats up people?
wtf…comment fails?
hahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha
I’ve never seen someone so eager to answer a rhetorical question in court and yet be so horribly horribly wrong.
someone upload this shit
http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080707
buba thinks racket science has something to do with tennis. design and conception of the tennis tacket probably.
don’t know if anyone’s brought this up before, but is anyone else getting seriously annoyed at the new video format? Like, sometimes the second section works but half the time its just a replay of the same thing. It really needs to be rethought. The into is a little lame but its alright, just get rid of the countdown bit if it isn’t needed.
rhetorical question fail.
judge judy failed. she should’ve said “it’s not rocket science, is it?”
instead of making it into a real question. she deserved that answer.
Interesting video I think-))) But blonds are not so stupid! I’m blond also by the way-)
What stupidness. Everyone knows this show is fake.
OMG lol I saw this FAIL as it was broadcast!….This was not the only stupid thing she said! Just the best one lol…
“Here she comes, Miss America….”
she seems reasonably pleased
Somebody needs to take Remedial Life!
What’s up with doing the replay thing with all the videos these days ?? You don’t need to see it twice or in slow motion…. drop that please
Why do the fail videos repeat themselves from now on, It seems very stupid to me. It’s not like this one could be put into slow motion for effect or anything like that!! I used to like failblog video, now they’re just gay!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe this girl can even operate an Ipod….no wonder she broke it.
Knowledge-lacking
Why won’t my comments post…!
“fail blog” added intro screen is getting old. why put this on every single video. It’s not like FAILBLOG produced or owns copyright to the video. How about shortening it or getting rid of it so it doesn’t become an attention-span fail for us viewers? thanks
Or making a better recording for it. Jeez it sounds like the dudes recorded it on their laptops. It is a fail onto itself, that intro.
Blond fail ftw?
Byrd FTW!!!
Ed Hardy shirts
ACTUALLY
this chick here goes to my school
it was pretty hilarious!
everyone was talking about it for days
she was in my precalc/trig class untill i dropped it (before this happened)
i really wish i could’ve stayed in the class just to see what people would say to her XD
Nice try, so close. At least she didn’t say “umm… well, my boyfriend is always telling me he has a red rocket for me. maybe he might know.”
No. She is wrong.
Rocket science is how she’s even in the school system.
ROTFL, american retards WIN!
Oh yea because all of us don’t know what rocket science is. Jerk
*Sarcasm btw*
Blond stereo type WIN
I don’t understand why she felt she had to answer that question, it’s not a quiz show.
Earospace engineering is the study of high-power propulsion methods such as the famous solid fuel rocket, with the aim to find more efficiant ways to achieve exo-atmospheric flight
None of us actually want to know…
Disapproving expression black guy rules.
What is a teddy bear?
ROCKET SCIENCE: THE SCIENCE OF ROCKETS!!!!
best answer to so many things
what is space exploration?
the exploration of space.
the look on the the guy next to judge judy is priceless
She’s actually close. Rocket science a is slang term for aerospace engineering.
Aaaaand we have a winner!
…. I think
Lol, this is stupid, everyone knows that rocket science is when you make rockets out of those kit things in my uncles house.
And this is why I don’t date blondes. XP
the perfect woman. kinda hot and retarded. you can convince them of anything. what sucks is that her mom or whoever laughed at her too.
Mmm..where can I find me a nice dumb one like that?
rofl now thats the TRUE definition of a dumb blonde!
what the hell was that find things out about space?
“i think…”
of course you do
no! apparently, you DONT think LOLTIPO!!
“blonde win “