Pletel: A extra-legal gathering of drug-runners’ children between the ages of 2 and 8.
*secretly exchanges Mookie’s “n” with an “s” and notices for the first time that Mookie is only one letter different from cookie*
Does anyone have any cookies?
I’m pretty sure I lost 6lbs last night. My throat is not happy with me right now.
*hugs*
I just wanna curl up and sleep some more, but I can’t breathe!
Works completely opposite of that for me. I lose weight when happy and carefree and gain it when stressed. It seems I’ve been more stressed than carefree recently.
Feel better Avis.
*hugs*
It’s one of those things where you look at it and think, “What the heck led to this?”
Like that bit Lewis Black used to do where he was sitting in an IHOP and heard a woman say, “If it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t've spent that year in college.” I mean, can you think of any scenario where this makes any sense at all?
The “eggroll” refers to a promotion where you would receive a free eggroll if the home team (Toledo Storm, if you were interested) scored a goal on a powerplay. Granted that, in a vacuum, it really makes no sense.
Ah. Still kinda insensitive, but at least it makes sense. That’s like a promotion Taco Bell ran in LA a few years ago: if you went to a Lakers game and they scored over 110 points you would get a free chalupa. I was watching a game on TV and when they got up to about 108 points all the people in the crowd starting chanting, “Chalupa! Chalupa!”
You must have read the expurgated version. In the original, he comes to America, buys an SUV and gets so fat from fast food that even the Sirens won’t seduce him.
Yes, yes it is. Plus if he was a visiter of this site he might be inclined to shout out “First”.
.
It’s great that we can now take a photo in less than a day.
Heh. The look on his face compliments the well placed speech bubble. I should start carrying one of those around, see what jinx could be done with it….And I would love an egg roll too. But only love an adequate amount of time in return.
I hate douchebags like this. The ref isn’t always going to please everybody. He’s just doing his job. If you don’t like it, don’t watch sports. To embarass him like this is so unnecessary.
Greatest thing that ever came from toledo storm hockey other than yelling “hit somebody” during the national anthem. i sat right behind the woman in the red jersey for 5 years those signs were some of the greatest things to come from there. but no more as our arena was torn down and we are called the toledo walleyes (insert fail comment here).
R.I.P Toledo Storm 1991-2007
What a twat.
That word in completely inappropriate for this website, Aja.
What word in ‘completely’?
I can only see let, ete (if you’re french) and om (if you’re buddhist)….
I guess french is inappropriate, so comment WIM!
The word is “omple” actually. It is a third person present tense conjugation of the Catalan word
mplir”, meaning “to fill up”.
stupid smiley thing. omplir.
Pletel: A extra-legal gathering of drug-runners’ children between the ages of 2 and 8.
*secretly exchanges Mookie’s “n” with an “s” and notices for the first time that Mookie is only one letter different from cookie*
Does anyone have any cookies?
*Inserts Mookie’s “n” above*
sigh.
That tickled! *giggles*
*blushes*
Oops. I didn’t mean to be so forward.
Cookie? I just made them: the breakfast of champions.
I thought cigarettes and coffee was the BOC? Better for my weight control.
Hmmm. That’s an interesting idea… Um, I think I’ll stick with my sticky-gooey-chocolate-inbedded poison instead though.
Get the flu, or REALLY bad chest congestion. It’ll do wonders for weight control. It’s working for me.
Oh, *hugs* Avis! I’ve found stress to work well, too.
*hugs*
Stress works up to a point (for me) but then it’s chips and beer as stress relief and that does NOT work!
Try a long-distance relationship. Nothing like pining to drop weight.
Avis! Feel better *hugs*
I had something last weekend…lost like 6lbs. Luckily, I put it all back on in about 24 hours. Hurray… *sad face*
I’m pretty sure I lost 6lbs last night. My throat is not happy with me right now.
*hugs*
I just wanna curl up and sleep some more, but I can’t breathe!
I’m trying to put on weight, but chips and beer doesn’t work!
Ay other ideas? (And don’t mention the bacon chocolate travesty)
*slides Avis a pillow and blanket and slides Loz Mountain Dew*
Thanks Malicite!
*curls up*
*wheezes*
Close enough.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww Avis – hugs!
*hugs*
The beauty of the internet! Hugs without fear of germs!
*hugs*
Hugs to you all. I agree with Mookie. Stress is the ONLY thing that puts me off food.
Works completely opposite of that for me. I lose weight when happy and carefree and gain it when stressed. It seems I’ve been more stressed than carefree recently.
Feel better Avis.
*hugs*
Hammykins had a pretty good recipe for a bacon cheez roll. That should do it for the weight-gain thingy.
Deep fried batter dipped bacon can’t gain me weight anymore…. stupid college schedule, burns all my calories.
What about the abbreviation ‘comp’? You’re all using one…
foooook – nested replies!!!!!!!! jezzzzuuuuz people
According to Vonnegut the Breakfast of Champions was Wheaties and beeer.
Cookies? Oh, I’ve been eating puppies.
me want eggroll too
I prefer Nookie
I prefer Nokia.
I prefer Motorola.
I prefer Kyocera.
I prefer diarrhea…
‘Om’ is Hindu, not Buddhist…
Really the the next pic down should qwell that logic.
lol they shuld take a picture of ajas comment and post THAT on the failblog
thats what part of failblog is made up of. stupid mistakes ^^
Failblog failed… it definitley WIN!
That is DEFINITELY a win. (Her neighbor’s sign is a good one too)
yeah, its a win for the loyal fans who go to every game to abuse the referees
Who IS that ref??
DAMN U FIRST
DANG U SHIRT
Damn you Nelson Mandela you smell so good!
smells like bacon-lube for some reason
All he needs is a propellor on that hat to complete the look.
Who wears bike helmets to hockey games?
= ]
Why the biggest idiot ever of course.
Propelled to heights of idiocy.
He likes it on the most grandeur stage.
Poor little ref… :/
I agree
fifth
But still no erection. Sad.
He’s raided the entire pharmacy shop, you know.
Aspirin doesn’t help. Somebody should have told him.
Neither does it help if he takes it as a suppository.
The “Idiot” sign is amusing. The “Eggroll” sign is the real fail here.
agreed.
Double agreed.
7th agreed
I think you skipped some numbers L@w.
It’s one of those things where you look at it and think, “What the heck led to this?”
Like that bit Lewis Black used to do where he was sitting in an IHOP and heard a woman say, “If it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t've spent that year in college.” I mean, can you think of any scenario where this makes any sense at all?
She put a lot of money on a long shot in the 3rd race?
The “eggroll” refers to a promotion where you would receive a free eggroll if the home team (Toledo Storm, if you were interested) scored a goal on a powerplay. Granted that, in a vacuum, it really makes no sense.
Ah. Still kinda insensitive, but at least it makes sense. That’s like a promotion Taco Bell ran in LA a few years ago: if you went to a Lakers game and they scored over 110 points you would get a free chalupa. I was watching a game on TV and when they got up to about 108 points all the people in the crowd starting chanting, “Chalupa! Chalupa!”
Oh god, this was in Toledo :0
That’s not a referee, it’s a linesman.
There is a reason the caption is “Referee fail”… *tsk*
Eat Shit,Die Americans
OK!
Would you like your dyed Americans with red, white or blue dye?
I’m already dyed…kind of a pokadot-stripe combo. Common for an attention whore like myself.
It’s workin’ for ya, Sparky.
Blu ofcourse,blu-gay American
Am I the only one reading this in “french taunter” voice?
Yes.
No.
“Your muzzer was an ‘amster and your fazzer smelled of elderberries”
Unless I am mistaken and you are not referencing Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which case I fart in your general direction
Why so serious?
Pretty lame titel – I liked “The odyssee” better.
Yes, that must have been one of Homer’s lesser known works.
But he already knew about Americans. Is there something missing in the odyssee? Failed shortcut to Ithaca that brought him to America?
You must have read the expurgated version. In the original, he comes to America, buys an SUV and gets so fat from fast food that even the Sirens won’t seduce him.
Damn you, Readers Digest! *shakes fist*
So ‘shit’ is fast food, right? But who dies?
Argos dies from eating poisoned mushrooms.
Mookie…
*laughs very loudly*
*hands Malicite a “poisoned” mushroom*
Just eat a half
*suddenly understands the meaning of life*
That was a Blur song, wasn’t it?
You mean “The Odyssee or Stab Eye, Wax Ears”?
Eats shits leaves?
What are you, a koala?
I’m asking the questions here! Or not.
*travels back in time and slap Homer’s mother for smoking crack while pregnant*
*and for not using contraceptives properly*
alea iacta est
17th?
Friday the 13th?
one more year till i can have at you!
this is photoshop-ed, look at his left hand
You look at it, I’m bitter.
Yeah, that whistle looks totally fake.
That isn’t photoshoped, his arm is just bent. It’s just his sleeve.
It’s all photoshopped! Everything here is a lie! The internet is an illusion! The world is fake! Just look at the shadows!
There is no spoon
There is no ceiling cat.
lalala
tititi
OLDEST
PICTURE
EVER
No. That’s the oldest picture ever (clicky).
Focus!
That is clearly the charcoal filter in photoshop
Yes, yes it is. Plus if he was a visiter of this site he might be inclined to shout out “First”.
.
It’s great that we can now take a photo in less than a day.
one hypothesis of it’s creation make the Shroud of Turin the oldest picture ever.
this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/View_from_the_Window_at_Le_Gras%2C_Joseph_Nic%C3%A9phore_Ni%C3%A9pce.jpg/800px-View_from_the_Window_at_Le_Gras%2C_Joseph_Nic%C3%A9phore_Ni%C3%A9pce.jpg
Is the oldest pic ever. It doesn’t contain any referees.
fail @ finding firstest
LOL
This is a WIN.
agree!
yah total Win!
The whistle is not fake, that’s how referees whistles look. They cover two of their fingers on their left or right hand, usually index and middle.
not the referee’s hand…the hand of the sign holder
I see it, her hand looks cut off
Ok, so the sign is real but the hand is photoshopped. Good to know.
You can tell the sign is real by the inappropriate capitalization.
I think the referee is photoshopped.
then y would the guy randomly be holding a sign there that sais that if just the ref was ps’ed
Don’t be so literal, Bruce!
Actually I’d call that more of an Audience WIN….
The guy in the orange hat is cute.
If you have egg roll he’s keen
The guy in the orange hat… I’ve seen him at the Bier Stube singing karaoke… Can’t remember his name.
sign(s) win.
no respect to officials.
Did anybody stop to think he could just be a retarded foot locker employee?
maybe he just has an im-ped-ament
what’s with the ultra low safety glass?
Is that Santa Claus on the top right of the picture?
Papa.
Nicole?
Any suggestions as to what the ref was really thinking?
My thought was, “why did I eat at Taco Bell again?”
This really should be “sign win” as opposed to “referee fail”, because it truly is total win by the signholder…
I’m azn, so i know what eggrolls taste like.
Give me eggrolls, me love u long time.
Taste like dolphin
*hands Haxored an eggroll*
Looks like the guy in the drawing behind the ref is sniffing some crack
I’m not sure if this is a fail or a win.
How about racist hockey fan fail.
No. White ref. White hands holding the sign. No racism.
Yeah, I have no idea how this is supposed to be racist.
The eggroll sign. It’s not really racist, but I think that’s what TJ is referring to.
no love after eggroll? what a yolk
You know how Chinese sex is – an hour later and you’re horny again.
I blame MSG in the baconlube
Dude, I don’t think you’re suppose to ingest that stuff.
I accidenty my “d.”
must have slipped something
WIN!!!!
I’m frightened.
IDIOT SIGN A MAJOR WIN! So many of the ref’s are blind, unless they are pentalizing the other team of course!
Eggroll FAIL
Eggroll sign fail. Eggrolls continue to win.
“pentalizing” – spelling FAIL
Anyway, picture looks more like a win than a fail.
It’s more like a WIN lollll
WIN!
Definitely appropriate in other sports as well!!
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i LOVE these. so clever. I especially love getting these in chain email when at work.. haha
Thinking: Why is everyon laughing at me?
I don’t think the ref failed but he got owned by that woman with the sign. He didn’t even know. That’s a good ‘own’ on her part.
wow what a flame show
Heckler WIN
I think this is a sign Win
ROTFL now that is funny! LOL, guy even looks like he is going Duh Duh Duh!
RT
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I’ll make that in the next game
You know what’s awesome? That’s NOT the ref – there’s no red bands on his arms. that’s the LINESMAN.
FAILBLOG FAIL
Fake.
You think that official’s had work done? Doesn’t even look like so much as an A cup to me…
i’d say win!
on a side note, “you give me eggroll, me love you long time.”
Finally someone made signs for what everyone thinks.
i hate to be that person…. but the lines around the text def make it look pretty photoshopped…
and i agree that is a win on that woman’s part.
Imo the best part is the expression on the ref/linesman’s face. Classic.
The guy holding up the eggroll sign is DEFINITALLY Jess Margera from CKY. (Bams brother)
I’m guessing that means the other sign holder is Bam.
Heh. The look on his face compliments the well placed speech bubble. I should start carrying one of those around, see what jinx could be done with it….And I would love an egg roll too. But only love an adequate amount of time in return.
Isn’t the ECHL an epic fail in itself?
Wow this is so old…
a si ha de ser
Does anyone else think the eggroll guy looks like Jess Margera from cKy (aka, Bam’s brother)?
This is a win. What is failure about it?
Absolutely, this is a win.
Nuh-uh: WIN! So says a devotee of CHL hockey.
WHERES MAH EGGROLLS!?
it’s a linesman not a referee…
OVER 9000th!!!!!!
BEAST!! def a win!
This is definitely a Win
That is so not a fail. WIN!!!
Win.
I hate douchebags like this. The ref isn’t always going to please everybody. He’s just doing his job. If you don’t like it, don’t watch sports. To embarass him like this is so unnecessary.
The other guy’s sign is pretty funny.
What the hell is with that sign on the right?
whoever thought this was a FAIL, FAILED. def a WIN
I think this is more like a hockey fan win.
this should have been a win!
such a win.
yeah that’s a sign/fan win.
I think this is a total win.
No doubt someone else has already said this, but irritated spectator win.
sounds more like a win for the guy behind the ref
should this be a win?
Thats a win.
Greatest thing that ever came from toledo storm hockey other than yelling “hit somebody” during the national anthem. i sat right behind the woman in the red jersey for 5 years those signs were some of the greatest things to come from there. but no more as our arena was torn down and we are called the toledo walleyes (insert fail comment here).
R.I.P Toledo Storm 1991-2007
This is a total win unless you’re the referee.
That’s a linesman. Official identification fail.
How is this not a fan win and not a referee fail?
The truth is always a win…
SPECTATOR WIN!!!!
this is a definite win
Ed Hardy shirts
I’m a loser a suer luzer
http://www.honkifyoulovejustice.com/gallery2/d/2579-2/HockeyRefEyeChart.jpg
I like this one too…
Referee WIN!!! LOL
HOCKEY FAN WIN!
that picture is actually a win lol
Yeah, a perfect facial timing win! He looks mentally challenged.
this is a WIN not a Fail
I would say that this is a WIN, whoever put FAIL here has failed.
THIS SHOULD BE A WIN!
Aja = to be hot, sexy, unconditionally beautiful, excotic, and darked hair
hmmmmm……..
I find the egg Roll sign even funnier.
sames
Not sure which sign is funnier.
WIN!!! p.s. is that Rick Nash holding the egg roll sign?!
Is the dude in the ski cap Jess Margera?????? (drummer for cKy and Bams brother)
FAIL?
No sir, it’s a win.
fer sure.
That’s definitely Bam Margera to the right of the sign.
indeed…
whats with the eggroll guy?the bad grammarz is weird
Go Zags!!!
WIN!!!
egg roll sign owns
the real fail is the guy next to the ref dont go for just an egg roll go for a fourtune cookie too!
is that jess margera
Epic Win!!!
Oh why this is no fail. This is a win. (:
WIN.!!!
it is a win, also, wtf is wit the other sign??? u give meh egg roll, me luv u long time?
lol its Bam Margera as the ref and his brother is holding the egg role sign… rofl
+1
DD
i like cake
This isn’t really a Referee Fail. What’s he doing wrong?
In any case, the sign is kind of clever.