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It’s better than YOURBOOBEH.
Or HISBOOBEH
Or MANBOOBEH.
LOL
?
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
SQUEEZEMAHBOOBEH.
Only because you asked so nicely! *squeeze*
CUDDLEMAHBOOBEH.
FLUFFTHEBOOBEH.
SAMPLETHEBOOBEH.
TASTETHEBOOBEH
we still talking bout DABOOBEH?
LOSTABOOBEH
Or NOBOOBEH.
Or UNIBOOBEH.
Brain-erase, please. I need some brain-erase.
I don’t have any of that, but I do have some bacon lube.
Is there anything bacon lube can’t fix?
Yes, there is.
Duct tape.
Only duct tape can fix duct tape, that is true.
In this particular universe, perhaps.
*grin!*
*crinkles!*
My Moomin has a first name, it is Squeeze!
*squeeze*
*realises he’s talking baloney and scuttles off*
Woah, Admiral with a sneaky squeeze steal!
*group SQEEEZE!*
*squeezes in a “U”*
*dimples!*
*squeeeeze!*
*sips hot beverage of choice*
*
*goes back to work
Hee…you’re doing better than I am. I haven’t even started yet.
I’ll be having a busy night tonight!
Mahboobeh = محبوبه
Means: the Beloved one
……………. Idiots!
I know…but hopefully I’ll get this one class finished tonight. I’m hoping it will only take four or five hours.
…GACK!
Birds won’t nest below this level.
Honey! I’m home!!
And all my grading is done for the day. Wheeeeeee!!
Hee!
OHMIGOODNESS!
*POUNCE!!*
You were just waiting for me to get home, weren’t you?
Actually, I just fired up the computer and there you were!
Hee!
How fortuitous. Must be fate!
What about Chuck Norris?
AAAND Chuck Norris!
all the bacon in the world coudn’t save you now!!!
Or TRIBOOBEH…like total recall
Or…this one movie I watched…*thinks hard*
Kung Pow? Is that right? The lady named “Wo”?
Correct me if I”m wrong.
*Wanders off to do research*
That’s what I was thinking of.
That would be my name, avis. IBTC charter member here! Ah, well. At least they don’t get in the way.
You can have some of mine. Please.
No thanks! I’d be a walking wardrobe malfunction since I wouldn’t know what to do with them. HAHAHA!
I see absolutely NO problem with that.
*PINCH*
It’s a WhoaNellie sandwich! Woo Hoo!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
A WhoaNellie sandwich?
I’d like to try some!
*nom* nom*
EEK!
Oh look, Nellie’s being eaten.
*Saves Ferind WhoaNellie fum the jaws oh Deth*Comes on, lettuce goes pway Fribbee!
CATCHES! *flings flattened Troll*
International Boatbuilding Training College?
Ironically Big Tiny Chickens?
Interfaith Bagel Tossing Championship
Irritatingly Belittled Tyrant Convention?
Insane Bat Tying Competition
Irate Bull Testicle Clamper
WIN!
win indeed!
Intense Ballista Throwing Contest
ISN’T BOGGY THE COOLEST!FTW!!!
Most definately the coolest!
Boggy wins!
Smaller would indeed be better. Shirts would fit better.
I will reply for all guys and say, no, smaller would not be better
Clearly you’ve never reached across a table only to put your chest in your soup.
On a date. They get in the way.
I like boob-soup-dipping as foreplay. Messy, but kinky.
No, I have never put my chest in my soup.
Depending on how hot the soup is, it can be painful.
Oh, I’m sorry. I take it you’ve done this more than once?
I have been known from time to time to miscalculate how much available room there is on a table. Or the amount of soup left in a bowl.
Waiter! There is a breast in my soup! I am pretty sure I asked for the vegetarian option. *grumbles and looks at Avis with disdain*
Waiter! That guy over there *points at Malicite* has my soup! I demand it back!
No soup for you! For one Week!!
It’ll be a hell of a lot longer than that! I’m soup deprived.
*ahem* I only accidenty put my chest in MY soup!
Speaking of soup…. I need to go see if there’s any in the house.
Hm. I’ve never done that (I have a pretty good idea where my form ends and my dinner begins), but I DID set my hair on fire once. Romantic, candlelit dinners have never quite had the same appeal since then.
Funny, there’s an old school fail about that.
I wanna hear more about the boobehs in the soup. Sounds tasty! Or al least fun (for me)!
Ramen WIN!
I once spilled soup on a date in a chest. Does that count?
What was your date doing in a chest?
Decomposing, I’m afraid.
LOL! The soup was for warming or Hototogisu ran out of bacon lube?
better soup than poop. I once had a blind date that shat on the floor at a party when she thought she had to “fluff”
Wait.. what?
Date in the chest, Earl in the trunk.
It was lying there with all the other Christmas snackage.
Then no, spilling soup on a date in that situation doesn’t count.
Many thanks. I just thought I ought to check.
Unless it melted her. Than it does count.
*then.
I have never heard that soup thing before! This has been an educational day!
Also works with pasta and anything served in a sauce that is likely to stain clothing.
I use mine for catching cookie crumbs. I did it today in fact!
Speaking of cookie crumbs…*breezes in*
Chocolate cookies with M&Ms today – 2 per person; there’s a choice of plain, peanut, or mint chocolate (new spiffy kind) M&Ms in your cookies. [In yourboobehs, on the other hand...]
Hope y’all have been having a lovely morning.
Afternoon. Two of your delicious minty ones if I may?
Thank you kindly.
Why certainly. *passes two mint chocolate M&M cookies on a plate with a napkin* Enjoy! Is it really afternoon already? My, how time flies in other zones. It’s only 9:04am here.
It’s 17:05 here. Time for more tea!
*picks out a crumb from the boobehs*
Oh yummy, let me clear out mahboobeh, too. I think I have some crumbs from yesterday’s lunch, too.
Sounds like someone needs a Black & Decker Bustduster.
HEY!! That’s my tattoo…it doesn’t come off!
My shelf is good for catching all kinds of crumbs!
Kinda works like a drip tray don’t they?
The stain remover is starting to get expensive. I just try to blame it on the kids.
what is really special is when later in the day, when you take off your bra and some random bit of food falls out of it…
thank you for flying Air Wyrd, to thank you for your patronage, we will be serving snacks….
Same here!
The very worst is pancakes. *sigh* Thank goodness it was only once, although both participated at the time. A very sticky situation, it was.
Why does it always happen with something like soup or pasta? Why never with a sandwich? Always with something that would stain clothing.
but they are the reason for the date to begin with
Depends on the date, lol
scotteh, you only speak for SOME guys, in this particular instance
*heats up some soup for velvet*
LOL! *snuggle*
I think I speak for all the girls here when I shout “WARNING! TESTOSTERONE LEVELS CRITICAL!”
Than this is my kind of party
*squeeze*
Let go of those!
Did you just squeeze HERBOOBEH?
*squeeze* And now I squeezed URBOOBEH!
Oh my! Mind if I return the favour?
By all means!
*squeezes*
…did I do good?
Absolutely!
It’s so nice to see everyone being so friendly.
*squeeeeze*
what about THEIRBOOBEHS? :3
*swaps mr. cuddles’ ‘a’ for an ‘e’*
Hey, you were right about the sound on the mowing video
DAISY!
.
HI DAISY FREIND!*giggles* evrbody talkin bout boobees!
As a guy, I do not necessarily support this statement.
I dunno. I rather like mine.
Yet it seems that personality is the beauty that gets communicated over the internet, and you have it in spades. *wink, squeeze.
Aw, thanks! *SQUEEZE*
You’re top notch in my book!
So how is your day so far my dear?
I fixed one email account that wasn’t sending emails out, defraged a computer so it would actually work, and fixed an Excel spreadsheet that had ‘copied itself’ (according to the user) about 80 times on new tabs in the same file. Maybe I can do some accounting work this afternoon.
.
How is yours shaping up?
One of my “unofficial” duties at my current “job” is helping all the computer illiterate people with their “problems”.
Chair to keyboard interface problems abound, and there’s never a shortage of I-D-ten-T errors…
I can sympathize. I am supposed to be the programmer/tester but it turns out I was really hired for support.
Pun intended? (fail theme and all)
He is the brassiere of his department.
They really liked what he braght to the table.
PEBKAC alert.
Have you tried pressing the ‘on’ button?
*facepalms*
Sadly i had to debug someones mouse problem on the phone first thing i ask is if it has batteries. The guy snaps back of course so I go thorugh all the possible problems nothing fixes it, and then say humo(u)r me and check for the batteries. He says oh there not there. I said thats the first thing I told you to check you dumbass. I hung up the phone and handed in my two weeks notice, I was going to anyways but this was so fitting.
Did you ever watch someone wait for the computer to boot for 5 minutes (smirking( when all they’ve done is turn on the monitor? I have.
“I don’t understand why it’s not working”.
“That’s because all you’ve done is turn on the monitor”.
Hehe…plenty of times I wished I could do just that, Emperor. And Jam, what does PEBKAC stand for? *waves at everyone* Hi ya’ll!
PEBKAC:
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Computer
In other words, the person (is the problem).
I believe auto mechanics have a similar acronym for their idiotic customers.
*Keyboard and chair
OHHHHHH. itty-bitty-tittie-commitee.
There has been a noticeable decrease in people saying first, and I believe you a partly to blame. Because of you, firsters are becoming an endangered species, and soon, our children could live in a world where they cannot marvel at the stupidity of people who constantly say first. I hope that everyone who reads this message will realize the tremendous importance firsters have on our society, and the environment. So next time you see an empty comment area, say first. Do it for the planet.
Next week is spring break. There will be a bumper crop in here. Trust me.
.
But thanks for noticing me! I’m glad I’m making an impact.
The crisis is solved! Although, during spring break, you’d think people would wake up to late to say first.
Well they do, but that doesn’t stop them.
Ever.
*echoes Ever, ver, er, r, rrrrrrrrrrrrr*
first.
geesh.
I don’t believe you.
i love runescape im hayden smith
im christian dover and i play runescape every time i can without my friends knowing
They know now.
WTFail
second name: sag
Damn Right
or TRIBOOBEH
guys,
this is just funny when you’re primary language is english…
i’m living in germany and i know a woman who’s called mahboobeh.
by the way you’re speaking it “mahpubeh”
;D
cya folks
But you can call me “Boob” for short.
Oh, I didn’t know you worked at costco, Mookie!
(Did you get my myspace message? Sorry I took so long to reply!)
I don’t – I just dig nametags.
(I did, precious, thanks! I asked because we have similar situations.
)
I worked at a Veterinary hospital in my youth – everybody had name tags except me, since I was merely the live-in attendant. My lab coat was annoyingly bare. So I had one made that said Whoa Nellie, D.E.G. (name simulated for privacy purposes and general congruency).
When dog or cat owners would ask (rarely), I’d explain that it was Doctor of Electric Guitar.
That’s great! I wonder how many people went home trying to figure it out…
.
We work with a guy that insisted on having a title and a fancy nameplate. So the boss had one made for him that says “Vice President of Diddly Squat” and put it on the front of his desk. I need to take a picture of it.
I worked with a guy named Tess Teckle. That’s it. True story. Real nice guy.
*snicker*
I’m going to google him. That’s the best name ever.
*Wishes my name was cool enough to google*
LOL!!! Sounds like you have a good boss!
I wore a nametag when I worked at a Spencer Gifts that just said “cuddles”
That’s awesome.
Thank you, thank you.
thats cruel parenting
No, it’s a Middle Eastern name.
First name Amara?
Dollars to donuts this person just put that on their nametag as a joke. I’ve seen things like this in various places I’ve worked where nametags were made with lablel-makers.
Gah… “label” oops.
Really
Mahboobeh just cares for me.
I love that song!
*grabs guitar*
♪ Mahboobeh take the morning train… ♪
*puts hat upside on ground for passersby to throw in spare change*
*pulls wah wah pedal out of bag and breaks into amazingly Hendrix-like Mahboobeh solo*
*stagedives into mosh pit*
*gives ice pack to DrB*
Sorry nobody caught you on that stage dive.
Cheers. Might’ve been a softer landing in the mash pit.
*saunters by, swipes hat, drops hat shaped pile of leaves & twigs in its place*
ass
boob
I’m stopping this thread before it gets out of hand.
Only ’cause you couldn’t think of a proper punch line.
Hehe, I thought it was pretty funny, even if willdog was being serious.
That was a Monty Python quote btw. *watches joke disappear as he tries to explain*
Don’t you hate it when that happens, aja?
It was just resting.
You sons of a silly person.
You guys love your Pythons don’t you?
That’s pretty much the long and short of it, jam
I’d better start watching the repeats then.
Youtube them, Jam. All the good ones are there.
Only when I’m alone, otherwise I’m busy loving someone else’s Python.
I don’t like it when they bite. Is that normal?
No it’s not, but it’s fun to watch them spit.
Yeah, and at least it’s not poisonous.
*squeeze*
*thinks of several things to say*
*decides on none of them*
*squeeze*
:gasps:
OMG! It’s freaky Hershey man! RUUUUN!
sell it to me
But this only makes sense if the doesn’t match the which it does which means that everything. So now what?
Not sure, you lost me when you started talking.
He’s from the same country where mahboobeh is a real name, so that’s why you can’t understand him.
Oh, what country is this? I’d like to meet the kind of people who name their children MAHBOOBEH.
I don’t rly know where it is, probably on uranus.
“Oh, what country is this? I’d like to meet the kind of people who name their children MAHBOOBEH.”
First off, Afghanistan for one (I know a Mahboobeh from there – it’s also sometimes spelled Maboubeh), and secondly, if you honestly can’t conceive that there’s a country out there that would give someone a name you never heard of, I marvel at your provinciality and ignorance of the world.
It’s a real name in a lot of countries. lolpwn
fail for seriousness
srs? crp.
crp? get srs!
Um, what?
Mahboobeh is a pedo. C:
FIRST COMMENT !
DDDDDDDDDD
Good job moron. You’re a bit late for the jump, but we have an empty parachute bag for you.
DD maybe, but NOBODYSBOOBEH is DDDDDDDDDD size!
Hmmm… *straps DDDDDDDDDD fake BOOBEHS to self*
*loses balance and falls forward*
*is saved from a faceplant by DDDDDDDDDD fake BOOBEHS*
*struggles to get up, fails*
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Mahboobeh has a first name, it’s . . . Mahboobeh.
My bologna has a first name.
My doner kebab has a first name.
My John Thomas has your name on it
My ass has ‘John Thomas’ on it.
SNAP! Woo hoo!
Mahboobeh appears to be wearing two aprons, not that that means anything. Merely an observation.
And reading glasses. On the shirt instead of the face.
Maybe she(?) isn’t trying to read anything right now?
Maybe the reading glasses would have prevented the wearing of 2 aprons instead of one?
Good point.
Could also explain why she needs the constant reminder of whose boobehs they are.
According to the name tag, she only has one. Someone else owns the other one.
Monobubbeh? Uniboobeh? I’m trying to picture it. Would that be one in the middle, or would it go all the way across?
Those are for her third and fourth eye.
Where is this person from?
Boob Island.
its a persian name, my friend told me
I wonder if you give mahboobeh an egrool, he’ll love you long time. just like what Sandman did to Spider man I suppose.
Euh… what means Maboobeh ?
Is it related to Boobs ?
(sorry, i am still French… this is a constant fail)
*pokes you with syringe* I make you American?
Oh lord, no! Don’t do it! That’s surely a punishment more cruel than death!
You got a problem with cheeseburgers and Nascar?
*spit*
No sir, n-not at all… *slips away quietly*
Hey! Where you goin’ with that whiskey? Say, you got a purty mouth.
Look, I made you a Bud Light mailbox!
*distracts Sammy*
*runs*
Oink.
*perk*
Somehow, I take offense to that.
I know America isn’t all that, but still… it’s a nice place.
R-O-C-K in the U-S-A!
Here I am… Rock you like a hurricane.
Urgh, this is NOT a welcome earworm!
Sorry. We can go back to Mellencamp then.
Scarecrow on a wooden cross Blackbird in the barn.
On behalf of my country I apologize for the Scorpions.
I would look to apologise for De Electronica’s (originators of Birdie Song)
Don’t know that song. Anyway – sorry, world.
There’s a clickie here. Although I sort-of hope it won’t get through the filter.
You know, I actually got up in public (at some show) when I was about 6 and performed the dance to the Birdie Song. I got a prize, too.
Oooh God, that song… Sorry. Really. Two world wars and then that.
We call that “The Chicken Dance” and it’s done at virtually every wedding reception once everyone gets drunk enough. It is somehow supposed to cheer up the assembled group shortly after the DJ plays Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” which is then sung/shouted by all the drunk and bitter middle age women who glare at their husbands and think about how they too were the star of this show once upon a time..
understanding middle-aged women’s bitter thoughts: WIN!
Michael Moore says the US should change its national anthem to Queen’s “We Will Rock You”.
We will, we will bomb you”.
*pats*
of course it’s a nice place, but we’re talking about the people! (I love you, really I do).
There, there
*squeeze* I think I just got my teeth kicked in.
Failblog is the exception Mr. Cuddles. I’m sorry for not making that exception clear. *squeeze*
Here is a scary thought… If Failblog contains some of the best America has to offer…
Then they’re wasting their time while idiots rule?
Biding our time – like in Atlas Shrugged, only now we don’t have to hide in the mountains and wait.
You meet them in Costco…
Sometimes I wonder if they’re like unicorns or pixies.
But then I just come on FB and remember they’re real!
(Awww)
All of us friendly Americans here are photoshopped. Sorry…
Oh, damn. Yeah, I thought I saw the pixels.
Wait…I thought we were all just vampires because we don’t have shadows…
Nah, the world is a vampire.
But can the world see itself in a mirror?
That is an intriguing question. Shall we set up some experiments?
Pixels, yes…. but we’ve been all outsourced to
India, so you’ll have to excuse ood speelings
and funnier accents, yes? OK? Very good, yes?
*waves hand over syringe mark in Yeti*
Let it be written – let it be done.
You mean you still haven’t recovered from your bout of ‘frenchness’? Oh dear.
Oui, c’est lié à les BOOBS.
aux, perhaps?
*sigh* I’m no pro!
Me neither!
*invites Loz to dance the sailor’s hornpipe, to take away all sadness*
‘dance the sailor’s hornpipe’? I don’t know what that is but it sounds like my idea of fun! Teach me the moves?
As far as I know, first you bend over….
You can’t blame the sailors, there’s Noboobehs on most ships…
Maboobeh means “beloved” in Urdu (Pakistan, parts of India), which has lots of words borrowed from persian and arabic. Based on the “eh” ending I’d presume that this word is from the persian language. If I weren’t a lazy american I’d look it up for you right now…
Hope that helps!
Hey guys C:
\
C:=
c:\
cd c:\
edlin autoexec.bat
10i
format c: /X
e
y
(runs away and hides)
Are you talking to the files in my hard drive?
They answered: “Yo, what’s up?”
my english is bad. what is a boobeh?
It’s a kind of animal that lives underwater and eats small penguins. It’s known habitats are the Atlantic Sea and possibly the Baltic Sea. It lays its eggs (green) on shipwrecks.
Surely they must be extinct if they eat penguins, yet live in the Baltic and ‘Atlantic Sea’? What an unfortunate coincedence. One of nature’s mysteries I suppose!
Saw a movie about Antarctica not long ago. Buncha penguins, and one decided to walk away from the group – just headed out all alone into the icy wasteland. Hundreds and hundreds of miles to nowhere.
Camera followed him for a while, with considerable commentary.
It was strangely sad.
That sounds like the most tragic thing ever.
Don’t worry Loz, they caught up to him when he hitched a ride with a boat load of tourists.
Haven’t you ever wanted to just get away from it all!?
Couldn’t you imagine being amidst thousands of penguins for years on end.
The conversations are all probably simplistic and somewhat limited;
“You wanna sit on the egg?” “I’m tired of sitting on the egg.”
“You sit on the egg!” “It’s your turn!” “Come sit on the egg, NOW!”
“I like fish.” “I like crab.” “I like fish and crab!” “What do you like?”
“Is it cold here to you?” “Oh WOW! Look! Snow and ice!”
then finally comes, “Screw you guys… I’m going home!”
Mahboobeh is kinda like “My Boob, eh?”
Funbags
*hugs*
You’re fun!
Has anyone told you?
*sits on Daisy’s shoulder and discretely stares at her boobehs*
Flapjacks. Jugs. Funbags. Love udders.
Sweater puppets.
You just made my day, Mookie
Puppet show? When’s curtain time?
Merde!
I laughed out loud on this one.
(.)(.) <——THIS PART IS THE BOOBEH
) . (
( v )
\ l/
very good, you forgot the last /
I think one leg it hiding behind the other. However, he did forget the head…
…and the arms.
head and arms optional
They really don’t matter in the long run.
useless details
Its a one legged prostitute.
For ease of access.
I thought my name was bad…
The real question is: how well do you do with soup?
Oooohhh I’m much too polite to lean over the table; I ask for someone to pass the salt/gravy/pitcher of sangria etc
You should talk to Avis, she has a problem with that.
I have a problem passing pitchers too. Much rather keep ‘em all for me.
Haha, I noticed the “pitcher of sangria”.
*snaps a pitcher of the jugs*
Damn! I thought you were sending a text!
No sexting in FAILblog, now – there may be children present!
I suspect some children may be conceived as a result of FB.
They still sell cards for when you accidenty children, right?
…and cakes
I can see the card now. Picture of a baby on the front, the text ‘Birth Control FAIL’ on the front. ‘Our condolences’ on the inside.
I hope it gets passed around for all of us to sign
Margaritas all around, just on the thought of it!
*passes out margaritas*
And *squeeze*
*squeeze* *titters*
who’s titters are you squeezing?
Speaking of, where is Ryannon?
This is something that happens to me when I’ve asked for something to be passed to me, but somehow never makes it. That or I think it’s within easy and acceptable reach. I should also mention that I am something of a clutz.
Don’t be so hard on yourself, Avis, you’re not a clutz. When you lose two cheques, fall backwards down an escalator and sneeze over a nurse all in one day THEN you’re a clutz.
OUCH!!! And bless you!
I frequently have the same problem…as well as dropping things on my “shelf”. Darn hardware! (Or is it considered software?)
firmware, probably
Unfortunately it has a mind of it’s own, so I’d say definitely hardware.
Thanks! That clears things up. Maybe I’ll sleep better tonight.
as long as you sleep on your back
BITTY!!!!
WANT BITTY!
I’m lacking a bit of lactate
of late
Me too actually. Better resolve that tonight. Hope the girlfriend doesn’t mind.
Ehh… I’m just thinking about HOW they managed to explain why they wanted a picture of her name tag. OR how they took it without her noticing. A hidden pervert camera inside a jacket/shirt pocket…?
Mahboobeh appears to be one of the demo people at the store. She’s giving away samples of some kind of food. Maybe they told her they wanted a picture of the food, to show a friend.
maybe she made it thinking she was funny, and took the picture herself with a webcam..
i don’t think it’s funny at all. only stupid.
I think they may be one of the people at the food counter, where you can get the hot dogs and other assorted goodies.
Remains of pizza are in the back.
Wow
Or maybe they pretend like they’re looking at texts on their phone and they snap a picture?
*makes a note*
*makes note to fold arms when in the presence of texting*
*sends a real text forcing Daisy to unfold her arms**coughs to conceal camera snap*
We didn’t try to hide it. I was just trying to stifle my laughter so hard while picking up my pizza that I brazenly raised my Palm and snapped the shot. I had never seen that name before, but thought it most awesome and had to share it with many. She had a very thick accent….perhaps an Eastern block country?
LOL, funny name dude, too funny!
RT
http://www.anon-tools.cz.tc
Worm. . . hole.
It could be photoshopped, and they said they needed her name for a project.
you would not need to get it photoshopped. I make up funny names for my name badge at all the time and people love it. Costco is great. You can get away with a lot of the little things that would otherwise annoy other companies
Actually I think it is Russian. манвоовен = Manwoowen.
manwoman?
I lol’d.
It’s a Middle Eastern name for goodness sake! Why people just don’t get it after the comments?
*perk* With a name like that, she’s an attention whore too! I must make this woman my wife!!
it’s sad because, this is a lagit name. i work for a call center and i have called someone with this name and it was spelled exactly the same. hahaha too funny.
hahahah that’s a funny name
Mine don’t need a nametag. Just sayin’…
Welcome to COSTCO- I love you,
Welcome to COSTCO- I love you,
Welcome to COSTCO- I love you…
Thank you, Velveeta.
*Locks revolving door in place*
Does anyone else on here find that they get f**k all work done since starting to post comment?
*looks around*
No?
Just me then…
Yesterday I did nothing but read FB. I’m a total work loser!
I’m only here on days I’m not working. Thankfully (?), I don’t have much access to a computer at work. That’s why I go on episodic binges when I am here.
FB has made my “job” considerably more tolerable
I agree, without FB, I wouldn’t be able to do my job.
I wish I was being paid to be here… *grumble*
I certainly don’t get a lot done when I post a lot here. But I like the attention, so it’s ok.
*Silently adjusts Daisy’s statement to make more sense*
I have found a good balance. Though that is assuming that I did more work before than I do now.
Fortunately there’s a recession, so there’s not as much work to be done.
Yeah, well, we all know who to blame for THAT one. *glares across the Atlantic*
*steps out of the way of Loz’s glare and looks behind himself* Who are we glaring at?
Sorry, not you mr. cuddles, I was glaring at your mortgage lenders!
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a mortgage lender.
Not all their fault… well not as much as the idiots trying to sell a house for $450k when it should have never even been appraised for more than $97k… Sorry, bit bitter… my parents got sucked into that one… When the market tanked, so did the value of their home – down to where it should have been all along.
Sorry, we were busy looking for WMDs.
*laughs*
*laughs louder*
*has last laugh*
*Cries*
Not all of us are stupid enough to fly a private jet to ask for money.
ha, it’s funny ’cause he’s foreign.
lol it’s an Arabic girls name… meaning ”loved one” but, it fails anyway
So you can only love one boobeh? But they’re both so nice!
It’s such a pretty name in Arabic, and it’s old-fashioned sounding, too
In the reverse, I had a friend named Bizz. Bizz means breast in Arabic.
When you love a boobeh,
You tell her that she’s the one… ♫
nesting bukkit, pls
But what do you say when you love both BOOBEHs?
Hey boobeh boobeh?
Nothing, it’s not polite to talk with your mouth full.
*Is sorry*
You could answer simple questions with grunts though. One for ‘yes’, two for ‘no’.
Grunt.
♫ Well I love two boobehs, and I ain’t ashamed.
Two Boobehs and I love them both the same. ♫
Im thinking of different love songs with the word woman in the chorus and replacing them with boobeh….
♪♪”American Boobeh, stay away from meehee”♫♪
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a boobeh
So alone, so alone ♫
or britney spears song – “boobehlizer”
It’s arabic. hbb is the root of loved or desired. Measure 2, becomes m-h-b-oo-b, one that is loved. Eh is the feminine ending.
Is that true, eh?
I was just going to mention that too. I think it would translate to “my loved one” if I am not mistaken.
A fact I read somewhere (hope it wasn’t here): Most men are right handed. Most women have a bigger left boob. Hmmm.
I hope it WAS here, because everything on failblog is true.
I don’t hold prejudice against the BOOBEHs. I give all of them equal attention no matter what their size or what hand I use. Unless they are moobs. I don’t go near those.
LOL! This is not true… OMG!
OH NO!! LMAO!!!! I think I pissed myself.
I keep imagining Conan O’Brien saying “Mahboobeh” in that funny voice of his while doing that thing he does with his hair.
sounds like buba’s name.
Actually this is more an American ignorance fail.
Mahboobeh (or Mahbubeh) means sweetheart in many islamic languages.
Mahboubi is actually a fairly common Iranian surname. In fact, the Beverly Hills Mahboubis are some of the richest in the United States.
Unfortunate thing about that spelling though…
Is that the Watford Costco?
As I’m sure I’ve seen that name there many times.
Costco always has funny names in Watford.
Nope. Snapped it at the Charlotte Costco. And I sincerely doubt that an older woman working the pizza counter would fake her nametag.
…That’s not her real name. She just put it on her name tag as a joke, most likely.
I know someone with this name. She speaks Farsi.
That is a win for the boob and all boobs everywhere. Most of the time, nametags lay right on my boob and I get creeped out when people look to see what my name is. My boob’s name tag would say Helga though…
lol i hope they name their kid “tom” or something simple after having to go through life with that name
Mahboobeh is a legitimate name from The Middle East / Pakistan / Iran / northern India. You occasionally see it in Central Asia as well.
It’s unfortunate, because if this Mahboobeh grew up in the USA, just imagine the teasing he’d have undergone.
He probably knows (I am pretty sure this is a man’s name but I’ve only met one person with it, and he was “Mahboob”) what is name sounds like in English and probably gets teased often for it.
Poor guy.
it’s a woman’s name.
mahboob, yes, a man’s.
mahboobeh, a woman’s.
Racists. I’m sorry the whole world can’t just have “white-bread” American names to make things easier for you xenophobic idiots. I suppose you think he should have changed his name to “Bob” or something, to prevent schoolyard jokes from adults (tee-hee, it says “boob” in the middle!).
The name means “one who is loved.” (I know that’s going to set off some jokes too…) Originally it is an Arabic word; this seems to be a Persianized version of it.
Do you realize that some common American names also have silly or even obscene meanings in other languages?
(or changed her name to Mabel or something, in this case)
Thank you for seting us to rights. We are very sorry.
Take a chill pill mr chef. Holy cow!!!!!!!
Maybe it’s not persianized. While the name would be Mahbooba in standard Arabic, in Lebanon it is common to pronounce the feminin desinence as an “eh”. One of my Lebanese grand-grand-grandmas was called Mahbuba.
By the way, I didn’t think this one was funny. It’s just a foreign name. I mean, “Chicago” and “Boston” are both names that sound pretty funny in Portuguese, but here in Brazil we do not laugh every time we hear them.
IT MEANS “LOVED” IN ARABIC… MAHBOOB IS FOR MALE AND MAHBOOBEH IS FOR FEMALE.
no, its mahboobeh, you cant have mahboobeh.
You all are retarded. Seriously. Its so obviously photoshopped.
Or it’s a REAL NAME.
Avis pics or it didn’t happen/you don’t exist!
MAHBOOBEH is a somewhat common Persian/Iranian name for a woman.
Mahboobeh is actually a name — it’s Arabic for “loved one.”
Ever saw this one on __T allfinder…………………….com ___
It ’s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating hot girl and handsome boys and make it true!You will never regret, if you go there…
Mahboobeh is Arabic for “my favorite.” I guess it’s not funny to educated people.
Ed Hardy shirts
Oh. My. Lol.
It’s a middle eastern name. It’s actually my best friend’s mom’s name. We laughed forever when we saw this.
That’s a win if I ever saw one…
this is’nt fail
this name is a persian name!!!
Actually, if the label maker is lying around, you can make your name tag say whatever you want.
More than likely it’s a female of Iranian descent. Why?
It just happens so that I have an Iranian American friend whose name is Farid. He told me that if he was born a girl, his name would’ve been Farideh, after his grandmother.
her name is arabic or islamic means be loved( mahh-bou-bah)
mahboobeh means like lover or dear friend or something in persian but it deff sounds funny
That’s actually a real name in arabic… its mean loved.
It’s an Islamic name and is actually quite common and has a beautiful meaning.
I thought the purpose of this blog was to mock actual fail, not to snark traditions you’re not familiar with.
No! Mahboobeh is an Arabic name! I know, it’s a little goofy!
dude… i feel your pain… i get it all the time
maybe his last name is producesmilk
It is an Arabic name and it means beloved. You people are so freaken racist
We arent racist. Its just a funny name to us
im not racist either, but are you sirious??!! is that name a common one??? XD
Quite common, but somewhat old fashion.
It’s the English spelling that makes it somewhat funny.
In the real Arabic spelling which idiot Americans can’t even read,
the spelling is beautiful, and the meaning is also beautiful: “Beloved One”. And it’s not pronounced like you guys pronounce it, since Arabic has strict phonetic rules, so it’d be pronounced “MaH-Buu-Bah”.
Nah, can’t get it right, you really need to hear the native pronunciation.
Mahboobeh is a funny name but it is a female name in Persian(yes I am Persian).
thats my mums name, i swear
would you like to touch *insert name*
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