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ROR
Woofwoofwoofwoofwoof.
*ahem*
I mean, ROR!
now thats what i call a catdog
Hahahahahaha.
WIN!
It’s a real life photo of Lou!
*hands shitakemush a medal*
why thank you good sir
Man’s best or worst friend?
*ponders*
More like man’s best end…. of mankind
I like how it looks like a lion
yeah… wait… does this mean there is a elephant dog out there
somwhere?
I have a 55 lb black mixed breed dog (mostly bernese mountain dog) and we have her shaved this exact same way. She’s too dark to tell easily, but she does look like a lion. This dog is too shaggy for it to look good.
Fail
Sail
No, still its a fail.
BAIL
It was early in the morning. This is why I had not combed my hair and my eyes were still sleepy.
You still look tired. Come back to bed.
I got confused because of the jet lag. I am coming back to bed, but you will be my breakfast later.
That seems fair, since your love feeds my soul.
Then both of us will have breakfast in the bed, but no breadcrumbs. This is a win-win.
What if the cereal spills?
Such a positive attitude! Have you been spending time with an optimist?
Why, I have been spending all of my free time. Do you think that condition could be contagious?
Clearly it’s a computer virus.
You were the one who insisted no protection was needed.
Timing fail. My bad.
You appear to have authored a new document.
Is it word or pdf?
It’s an Excel spreadsheet, of course, querido.
umm gross, get a room
Did you just tell Mookie and loufail to get a room? This can’t end well.
I wonder what is your definition of “well”. No sex? Availability of rooms?
Don’t worry – our reservation is confirmed.
awww… how sweet
his soul feeds me ^.^
I agree, I call this WIN
WIN!
More like a Liondog
*Rooaawwrrr*
i guess you don’t get the reference? either you are really old or really young
I loved catdog! I think I still have the video game somewhere…
“…alone in the garage is a little catdog.”
*leaves money on Sparky’s monitor*
Awwwwwwww, would have made more sense if the whore comment was on this one. Have I managed to shoose the only posting that doesn’t?
Shoose carefully, because there’s no showing back.
chows what I know!
…or have been roaming the seas for many a year, like myself.
Reference to what?
CatDog, its a Nickelodeon cartoon, along the same lines as Ren & Stimpy for content, but the main character is an animal kinda like the “Push-me Pull-you” from the original Dr. Doolittle but one head is a Cat and the other head is a Dog.
Mebbe it’s the rarely seen dion…or the even rarer log.
A celine dion?
it’s log! log! it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! it’s log! log! it’s better than bad its good!
It’s the Ren and Celine Show!
LOL
Ruby?
Me-ow! This is clearly a win and I ain’t lion!
HA FIRST!, you guys forgotted to say its so i wills
No, they didn’t “forget.” They all just realize how pointless and idiotic it is, as will anyone with an intelligence and maturity level higher than an average 8 year-old.
meowff??
whale tail
ASLAN WIN!
ROARarfff!
ROFFLE?
(Morning)
Piffle?
(Morning all)
*sniffsniff*
(Morning *squeeze*)
*snortsnort*
*rubs away traces*
Always!
(Morning! *squeeze*)
Morning everyone!
*squeezes to all*
*disappears back into oblivion…maybe*
…maybe
Rrruffles have rrridges!
now THAT’S impressive!!
He doesn’t know whether to eat you, or lick you.
There’s a difference?
You win.
That can’t be right.
It reminds me of the bald twit lion from Spike Milligan’s story. Poor fella had deaf knees
Deaf knees? What?
Rawr! Dog win
I agree – this is borderline win.
I’ll vote for “Dog Win” on this too. I think he’s pretty awesome.
Hey! Look it’s the loin from the wizard of oz!!!!
Spelling fail
The scarecrow’s loin was pretty shaggy…
LOL win!
He’s on vacation!!
No, the Wizard’s loin is more furry and gray.
This is just the illegitimate offspring of Toto and the Cowardly Lion….dunno which of them is the mother though….
I don’t believe I saw that scene. Was it the unabridged version?
Which scene? I can’t recall the Wizard’s ‘close up’, but there’s a deleted/alternate scene in the forest where Dorothy does not get to Toto before the Lion does.
Paw-pa, why don’t I look like you or mum? She got a funny look on her face when I asked her.
this is outrageously fail
AWWWWWW!
Now that is an awesome dog hair cut.
Omg it’s 2 face the dog!!!
Amazing specimen. *vigorously researches habitat, mannerisms*
Vigorously, even.
*sigh* Exit, stage left.
Its obviously a lion x dog.
*rolls eyes*
Ya think? No…wait! Umm…
That’s really cute. I wouldn’t really call it a Lion fail, more of a Lion cut win.
fail because its the wrong species of animal
If I were a burglar and would be confronted with the catdog, I would be more puzzled than scared: in case of a dog, the old trick with meat and valium would do the trick, in case of a lion I would have to wrestle it.
Joey…do you like stories about gladiators?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you
Do you know what it’s like to fall down in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot??
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Mookie, what can you make out of this?
It looks like a giant Tylenol.
…and that’s when my drinking problem started.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
DAVID ATTENBOROUGHS, THE TRIALS OF LIFE WIN
I love the little fan tail. Cute.
You’re a fan of it?
It’s a breezy change to the norm.
The picture blew me away.
It doesn’t suck as a fail, that’s for sure.
That poor dog has to swallow his pride.
I think it was a gag.
I choked with laughter.
I won’t say anything; my lips are sealed.
Yup, that’s his mane problem alright.
It’s fringing on animal abuse surely!
You bet. That dogscaping guarantees a close shave with authorities.
lol, abuse of some sort for sure.
…. but I don’t know whyyyyyyy he swallowed that priiiiiiiide. . . .
…perhaps he’ll die….
I know a small Toto who jumped a great cat,
Fancy that, he jumped a great cat…
cuak
*performs the Heimlich*
True story: While on a training trip, I had to perform the Heimlich on one of my co-workers who swallowed a cinnamon chew wrong. It was scary!
Maybe he’s trying to impress a poodle?
If I were a poodle, I’d be downright scared.
If you were a poodle, I’d be impressed with your typing skills.
*side of the mouth aside to The Moomin* It helps if you don’t stare at their “typing skills” in quite so obvious a fashion.
He can stare at my ‘typing skills’. They’re skill!
Or maybe that’s supposed to be like a poodle…
They could use this for that Scott of the Antarctic movie.
Doesn’t look like a penguin to me ?!
(Good morning all!)
Don’t mention penguins to Aja, they stalk him.
(Morning)
Luckily I live elsewhere now, where there are no pengiuns.
hahahah perfect…
CIRCUS SCAM WIN
*roffles*
I remember a few years ago seeing an ad for radios that were designed to look like iPods for people who wanted to impress everyone with having an iPod, but didn’t want to actually BUY one. This reminded me of it.
you guys see those huges cans of lub in the background?
It’s baconlube.
30 gallons of mexican lube!
It can go either of two ways: bestiality, or brutality. Unless you get rid of the dog, and just bone some chick, then it’ll be oily bliss.
This is the canine equivalent of a mullet!
Made in El Salvador!
no, it’s made in México…
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You shouldn’t use valuable FB space in vain! Do you even know how much rent we pay for that?
How come none of these comments are fail related?
It’s photoshopped anyway.
FISRT!
OMG you guys are wierd
LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
LAST! SECOND!
*explodes*
Your pixels are all wrong, BFF. I am a professional, and I know these things. Visit my wesite at knowitallnoobdotcom.
“‘Fi…..were king…..of the garrrraaaaaaaaage…”
Photoshop win
*facepalm*
How is this a fail? That’s a Lion Cut. Isn’t it suppose to look like that?
Well, I don’t know. Maybe because a lion is a great CAT, and this is a DOG, which – as shitakemush has already pointed out – makes it quite an awkward species fail?
I still think it looks like a Lion Cut. But sure, that dog may have issues with his mates.
He swings both ways.
True? Then I bet he’s nervous about the powerful jaws on the hyenas.
That’s no laughing matter.
(how do)
Neither is the Hog’s warts, Ron.
(hakuna matata!)
It is a lion cut. Our neighbor takes his Chow Chows to get this cut every spring. And every spring I bust a gut laughing at them.
AHA!
I knew I’d seen this somewhere (clicky my name: pic related)
Those people need serious professional help, better medication and close supervision near poodles and scissors.
Cleo is scary, but the color on Vineyard is rather pretty.
“In the garage, the mighty garage, the dogthat’scutlikealion sleeps tonight.”
Consider removing the comma from your name, Sparky – I think it works better sans punc.
definitely HAIRCUT WIN
How is this a fail?? This is EPIC WIN!
Actually this is called indeed the “lion cut”, which is done in many breeds of dogs and cats. For examples, just look at http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=lion+cut&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
This particular poor dog just looks like a OEM brand of lions. Return to Manufacturer Now, before he’s eaten by a real lion.
FIRST
First fail
your mom is a fail
For shame on you. This is a hard working policedog that’s been undercover infiltrating lion gangs. He takes pride in his work.
Lion gangs are rife in border towns.
Those gangs are sooo Lion! They never tell the truth.
Den he goes home and tries to heal his Scars.
I know it sounds sordid, but he’ll be rewarded when at last he is given his dues.
Well, despite robbing all canine dignity from him, at least they left his treasure chest intact.
But are the jewels safe?
…..O_O
Well this may be crossing a line, but…
*tastes*
Yup.
MOMMMMMM!!! n00bMuffin’s tasting the dog again!
LOL, just a taste?
n00b huh? Looks familiar to me…
*tastes*
Yup.
n00b spirit?
Elite lurker. But n00b FBer. No avatar even.
Ok. That’s not a fail at all. That’s friggin’ awesome!
LOL, I like it
and its look in his eyes speaks book parts XD
LION DOG RULEZ
it’s SIMBA after a long night amoung hienas!
awww. that’s not a Fail. that’s actually kind of cute!
like me!?
yes but barely
Um, what breed of dog did this, erm, start out as?
Why, is it evolving?
Put your pets to work with new pet mops!
Nice call back
that poor dog
“C’mon, put ‘em up, put ‘em up!”
Its a liger.
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You know…I don’t see the fail here.
I lololed so hard, it looks pathetic. Maybe I could buy one..
Also, WTF is uf with those noobs like mookie or w/e that keep chating.. that’s what E MAIL is for noobs…. this is COMMENTING on a PICTURE.. Go email something .
And yet…no one cares what you think. Sod off.
The only pathetic thing I can see is the way you are butchering the English language.
Schnauze, Nulpe.
.
The dog looks like a lion. Haha.
wutz iz dis e mails yu refferince to? do its rekwire a liesends to be use? how its work? speshial trayning kneeded? do its coss mush muneys? huh?
“noobs like mookie” Ha!
aaaaaaahahahahaha this is brilliant!
ummm…. WIN
That just made my day… now I know what to ask the groomer for next time I bring my dog in.
It’s a Tauren in Cat Form!
Win!!
What’s the lion doing near all the crap?
nice haircut there! hahaha WTF is wrong with recession!
this one was in mexico, hahahahaha
never been ther but cant tell by those buckets.
As racist as that is.. yeah, I assumed it was Mexico too.
Not fail – WIN
Malarkey. Cool-looking dog WIN.
That poor dog would be justified if he bit his master
I must say it’s quite original and cool.
i would call that a win…not a fail.
so funny.
this is so full of win!
No wonder it’s a ‘Lion’, wonder what’s in those Mexlub buckets….
I say this is win
Lion fail? Dog WIN!
This isn’t very funny…I feel bad for it.
idd almost give that a win
I think this is cute. I see people attempt this all the time (especially with cats), and this is the best one I’ve ever seen.
I don’t feel bad for the dog. I have 2 dogs myself. I’m not one of those “Oh my god I’m going to put baby shoes and a scarf on my dog because it’s cute” kind of people – but if they had the right fur colour, I would definately shave them to look like a lion.
If I were a dog, I would want to have a haircut like a lion. That’s badass.
would buy
That pic is from our city:
Cali, Colombia
Its a veeery spoiled dog.
That’s awesome. I see no fail here.
Oh jesus it’s a lion GET IN THE CAR
>:3
RAWR! The King of the Garage has returned!
First!
out of a 1000
I think this is a win
Actually, WIN
Hahahahahahaha Rolf
I dunno. My first reaction was “That’s some scraggly lion” which I think makes this some kind of win.
I think it’s creative, clever, and allover ossumsauce. Dig that dog.
that is just sad, in a funny way.
I think it is a win, who will break into that garage?
No comments on the huge buckets of MEXLUBE in the background? One can only guess…
LOL
Didn’t make me LOL, do this image is fail.
Dog Haircut Win
That’s a WIN!!
yeah, this should say “WIN!” I want one.
Ed Hardy shirts
omfg i lol’d so hard!
I consider this a WIN.
ahaha its cute!! Me thinks this is a win lol
I Think it’s in colombia
See, dogs still go “rawr”
WIN.
this is OBVIOUSLY NOT FAIL.
You would have a Lion dog too if you had that much MEXLUB to guard.
Orgullosamente mexicano!!
Made in Mexico
que dóOO!
This creativity is typical in Mexico!!!
Win!!!
No way is this Fail. Epic Win!
xdd
ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!
WIN!!!
wtf?!?!?!
Right were’s that rottie gone
lion fail, dog win