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FIRST !!!
!!! TSRIF
opposite win
SECOND. 222!!!!!
Turd!!!!
“Bird” is the word, nerd.
Spins the verb…
I like the way you are working, no diggity, about to bag it up.
fail
they r easy prey. LOL
you win.
I thought Grease was the word.
wasn’t grease the word?
Shoulsn’t it be “FI ST”?
OBviously, it shoulD.
Myself, I’m having fun repeating “Shoulsn’t” over and over.
Erk! You’re just a sick human being…but we lubs ya.
You’re right… that is fun!
Try this one for a tongue twister. (Clicky)
Classic.
Too bad NBC decided they needed the closet space and destroyed twnety years of tapes from that show.
That just makes me sad.
Not as bad as Warner Bros. destroying 5 million animation cell from their cartoons for the same reason.
but what makes you sad makes me happy
Win! Haha!!!
to fail.
get yourself a picture…
I hope you drown.
Drowning would be too easy a death. I suggest falling from the Petronas Towers onto an exploding oil tanker.
Or get anally fisted by sandman to death
Actually, drowning is more painful. I suggest slow death via flames engulfing the body anyway.
or freezing, like an hour before you die its so cold it feels like burning.
He’s not an interesting enough troll to bother with. I wouldn’t waste a *FOOOOOM!!!* on him.
Sam < worthy
Its not very painful though very for the first 1 min it hella scary then everything goes black
jealous of not being first ?
Not at all. I gave up trying to be first ages ago.
Teeheehee, just because you can’t be first!!! Blah blah blah!
I see Zurack has risen to the low level he set for himself. *shakes head sadly*
Good morning, BFF. How are you today?
Er, good morning anniebunny. I’m fine, thanks.
Yes, I think that Sam should be drowned and perhaps Zurack
should be trapped in a large oven, with the temperature rising
by a degree every minute. Would that be slow enough? Or
maybe the other way around. It doesn’t matter, as long as the
trolls are eliminated.
You mean an oven should be trapped inside them with the temperature rising by a degree every minute!?
Cruelty to household tools! That’s beyond wrong!
Jew crack. Crack at jew.
*Somewhat lofty english accented voice* I must say that the relevence of these comments have gone down the water closet, but I am truly astonished at the hilarity of that last one Mr.IlikeeFish!
*Nose turned up*
LOL.
ok i get the bukkit for failure to recognize sarcasm. I’m sorry Zurack. *heads off to self imposed Failblog exile*
NO!!! Annie, don’t do it!!!
*comes back from exile, humbled by the experience*
Annie, are you okay? You okay?
exactly
ANIME IS HORRIBLE! HEIL!
…heil?
no worse than any other animation…
Screw you!
Anime is cool!
Do you like cheese?
Jealous of not having a life, like BF?
my life is better than yours.
trolls have no life.
proven in my book.
duh.
Trolling Failblog comments bragging about firsts and claiming that his “troll life” is better than others.. – SamFail
I doubt it.
No, just rather disturbed by your obsession with firsting. Particularly firsting Lycra-clad superheroes who have found a novel use for web fluid …
No drowning allowed! The sign said so.
I suggest we force him to read lolcats for say…10 minutes or so. That should do it.
Isn’t that banned under the Geneva Convention?
If not, it should be!
*looks into it…*
Guess You’ve never had a near drowning experience… And
sorry if I don’t get the joke, but seriously drowning — the kinda
way to die I wish only animal abusers, killers and pedofiles oughto
experience.
And I think that I don’t need to mention that my cat drowned this week.
I don’t feel comfortable with the drowning jokes and fails.
*pat pat pat*
I know how it is, Zurack!
I’m so sorry Zurack.
Don’t read them then?
If you don’t need to mention it, why bother?
pedophiles should all be dumped on some island, ans island known as
pediph-isle (adam Corrola)
NO DROWNING!!!
To do what? Punch Spidey in the ass? Make an ill-advised costume change? Become easy prey?
D) All of the above.
FIST !!!
Welldone Troll
FISTR!
It’s nice to see a troll with some wit
A troll with wit?
*universe assplodes*
…and then constricts and condenses upon itself to form a black potato.
Spider-man, not spiderman
Exactly. It’s not, like, “Phil Spiderman”… He’s a spider man.
Have you been injured in a LOLlerskating accident?
Have you been harmed in a ROFLcopter crash?
Are you a lazy bastard that wants to sue someone for an exhorbitant amount of money?
Call the offices of
Phil Spiderman… attorney at law
He helps give legal ass(f)istance.
LOL.
Actually, it originally was Spiderman, without the dash. They chose to change it for the movies.
false.
EPIC SPIDER-MAN FAIL!
Hey, it’s a “get a life” fail!
Uh oh. Here comes the vicar!
WHY WAS THIS NOT FIRST? HEIL?
well comrade, it was not posted first, oh and if you turn around, i think you’ll find your reichstag on fire
DAMN COMMUNISTS, THEY THINK THEY OWN EVERYTHING! HEIL!
fail
No, I think you’ll find that YOU failed to find the joke. It was misspelled on purpose! *to self* Jeez don’t these trolls understand anything?
Meg, sam is the biggest troll on this site. don’t expect him to understand anything. ever. in fact, i’m pretty sure he’s only here because he likes the abuse he receives from the community.
don’t know why, though.
Understanding of “masochism” fail.
Fist of Fun.
I notice you didn’t have to assk anyone!
Good for you Aja – no If’s or Butts.
WYSIWYG
An intriguing carpet tile?
A kaleidoscope of cats?
A periphery of platypus?
A leap of leopards?
A surplus of squeezes
*Squeeze*
a load of Labradors?
an oodle of octopi?
A pitifully pathetic pile of painful puns?
what is the best sound for asshole punch?
SLURP?
SPLASH?
OM NOM NOM?
*Kpbroortbpl*
*Plerscorfftch*
*splud*
*Aiiiieeee!Dearlordwhywhywhy?!*
I think that about sums it up.
Yeah, so that’s on the way in.
last time I punched an asshole, he didn’t make much noise at all, just kinda fell to the ground and bled a little.
Saint for the win.
ROFL. Good one.
stop lying, i took at LEAST 3 hits
Hand sanitizer, anyone?
The guy performing the donkey punch is Sandman – do you have any sand sanitizer, perchance?
Sand win!
You should see what he can do with implants.
which sand?
Mayo keeps better in the fridge. Just sayin’.
It’s Mookie’s Avatar-a-Week Brigade!
Orgasm win
10th
*cricket sound*
Howzat!
Good morning, Quickdraw!
Good day to you.
*retreats to his mark*
*leftarm over the wicket, right on a length…*
Where the bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey.
*refers to Dickibird for a decision*
The Batsman is DeCent. The Spider-man,though, is Marvelous.
The Batsman is DeCent but the Spider-man would be better because he’s Marvelous.
You misspelled Quicksdraw.
*HOWZAAAT!*
Jinx!
Failblog fail title fail. It’s Spider-Man, not Spiderman.
It’s Super-Spider, not Spider-Man.
It’s Arachnid-Homo sapien, not Spider-Man.
Granular Material Composed of Finely Divided Rock and Mineral Particles-Male Homo Sapiens is striking Arachnid-Male Homo Sapiens with his fist.
Did you mean: “homo no homo sapiens owns homo no homo soapiens”?
Leet-kids, gamers and stats-monkeys may change the i into 1
in “sapiens” and of course the o into 0 in “soapiens” for indicating the skill,
frag rate, score or whatever.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND! HEIL!
It’s moments like this I wish BabelFish had an Idiot-to-English translator.
I’m glad there isn’t, and I suspect you should also be glad about that.
You thought those buldges were muscles?
oh…nesting fail…
sadness…
soapiens? detergents from another galaxy?
you’ve never had even a little bit of sex, have you?
WIN!
one-digit O_o
Isn’t this Fist-Win, rather than Spider-Man fail?
What if he wanted it, then it should be epic win.
His fist smells like ass ¡¡¡
spider-man ass fail ¡¡
THAT WAS THE FAIL PICTURED THAT YOU HAVE DESCRIBED PERFECTLY, YET UNORIGINALLY AND REDUNDANTLY; ACTUALLY, QUITE A WASTE OF MY READING ACUMEN TO EVEN GAZE AT TWO OF THE WORDS YOU HAVE PUT IN TANDEM WITH EACH OTHER TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS! HEIL!
*cowers*
Don’t shout at me.
DON’T CRY; HAVE A SHNITZEL! HEIL!
If Arthur Eld was here, he would evicerate you faster than you can say Deutschland.
Perhaps we should summon said Eld.
Everybody concentrate.
I do believe in Eld!
I used to. Until one year, when I asked him for an Oscar Meyer Weiner whistle.
I never got it.
*sniff*
If this “-teilung” guy was German he’d know how to spell “Schnitzel”.
IT’S A TYPO, PEOPLE MAKE THEM! HEIL!
Okay, king of typo, answer this question: Welche Sorte Fleisch braucht man , um ein richtig geiles Wiener Schnitzel zu zaubern, und was sind die typischen Beilagen, die man sich zu dieser Speise schmecken lässt?
Which sort meat does one, around a correctly geiles Viennese shred to charms, need and which are the typical supplements, which one can be tasted to this meal?
(thank you Babelfish, i still have no freakin’ clue what it says)
Google translate, while still not perfect, is more accurate:
Which type of meat you need to create a true geiles Wiener Schnitzel to conjure, and what are the typical side dishes that you taste to this dish is?
meine Frau hat einen großen Hahn
Uhhhh… Yo Habla Burrito?
PEOPLE DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES IN THE ARIAN NATION! HEIL!
Nor would they, I presume, in the Aryan nation.
i love you.
hehe
He’s fishing out his ring?
The precious! Butters hasses it!
What what in his butt.
What what what?
Lemmywinks?
Oh, no! Now I’m going to have that song stuck in my head! Help!
Fluffy to the rescue!
.
She’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, Gelatin
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
*sings along*
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
FREDDY MERCURY FTW!!!
Whew! Thanks. I like that song much better.
(…the final time Spiderman wore his crotchless supersuit)
mmm… what a good thought just before lunch!
So how did he go to the bathroom?
He has a Wundaweb fly hole.
Then how does he shove a potato in there?
Who said it’s not there already?
That’s what exploded when Sandman punched.
*likes a little butter and pepper on mashed ‘taters*
What is it now, like, 6 in the afternoon for you?
Honestly hammy, I can’t cope with more than 3 in the afternoon
.
*repairs supersuit*
Oh, and umm…shouldn’t you be sleeping? Ciao for now
Indeed. 4am is not a good time to be awake…
*yawn*
Night.
He’s got a Shamwow in there to soak it right up.
Im sure the japanese have already made it a movie
Wow, that wasn’t stereotypical at all.
*SARCASM*
Bukkake is a Japanese word…
Sayonara then…
Yes, but it was originally not dirty at all. Some sick minded bastards just turned it into one.
私の日本語は私がどのようにしている素晴らしいことはできません大きい。
Um…Your Japanese is a bit mangled, if I may say so. Would you be so kind as to tell me what you’re trying to say in English?
My Japanese is a wonderful thing that is how big I can not.
!!!!!!!!!
My Japanese is not how the size is great.
Anal itch must stop,
Sandman can you lend a hand?
Ohh, yes! That’s the spot!
(that was my feeble attempt at Haiku, somewhat sticking to the Japanese theme within this thread)
Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
Meh, whats wrong with stereotypes
1. They are racist.
2. They generalise quite alot.
3. They are usually offensive to the stereotyped race.
1. How is identifying a cultural film style (bizarre porn) racist?
2. I have no problems with you saying that they generalise, because they do.
3. I personally don’t believe that acknowledging qualities in race/ religion and stereotyping these to be offensive.
1. I can’t believe that you just put “cultural” and “bizarre porn” in the same sentence. Japan is not wholly based on porn movies. It’s just the vast quantities of those available on the Internet are.
2. If you generalise, you fail to acknowledge the small differences between people of a nation.
3. How is bizarre porn a quality in any way whatsoever?
1. How can you generalize “culture” to a whole country (Japan), please refer to them as Japanese as a people, not “Japan is not wholly based….”. And also is not the internet a good representation of real life, so when you say vast quantities are bizarre Japanese pornographic films, are you therefor not referring to what is found in the world, and hence a reflection on the “people” that created them. Those people belonging to the “race” as you refer to them, of Japanese people.
2. (omitted)
3. WHAT? How is not a quality, surely it will be the world currency one day, and when that day comes, Japan will be a super power.
Look, the point is, I’m Japanese, and I am quite irritated that tge first thing people think of when they think of Japan is hentai and the like. Please, stop connecting the two. It’s very offensive to me.
Interesting, I never knew Japan had a Big Ben.
Didn’t you know? From any window in Tokyo you can see the Empire State Building, The Eiffel Tower and the Great Pyramids. Oh, and Angkor Wat.
Sounds a lot like Vegas….
You skipped the Hollywood sign! Around these parts that is more important than ony of those others!
WTH, You have made the connections round the wrong way, i thought of Japan when i saw this. When i think of Japan i think cherry blossoms and munt fuji, and.
Yeah, everybody knows that Japan is all spike-haired martial artists who can fly, and magic girls in sailor uniforms who punish people in the name of giant space rocks. Oh, and moody teenagers who pilot giant robots. And a menagerie of ridiculously cute small critters.
[/sarcastic]
“[/sarcastic]“? You mean Japan is not like that?
Are you saying they don’t put exploding collars on naughty school children and don’t give them frying pans as weapons?
*cries*
that movie was horrible :-/ Battle Royal sucked!
I laughed.
when I think of Japan, I think of Godzilla, But only when listening to Blue Oyster Cult. Otherwise, I don’t really think of Japan. Or anywhere else for that matter, ESPECIALLY not where I am at the moment, cuz that’s just crazy talk.
BTW, I asked a friend what she knew about stereotypes, and her response was “I hear Pioneer is a good brand….”
If Japanese culture is based on moody teenagers, busty girls whose clothing falls off just as boys walk by, and giant robots, then I guess American culture is based on people running around shooting everyone, religious girls who pretend at virginity while sleeping with everyone but the potato-bottom vicar, and spending money like there’s no tomorrow.Wait, maybe I should rephrase that…
“American culture is based on people running around shooting everyone”
*turns on CNN*
Oh shit.
*turns off CNN*
Were you trying to argue against this point? By the by, Vicars are in the UK, here in the US we run away from priests.
@ Saint: “…what she knew about stereotypes…’I hear Pioneer is a good brand’….”
Good one! I LOL’d.
*bursts into thread looking crazy-eyed*
I am Godzilla, you are Japan!
*Shoots with shotgun*
.
Call me crazy, but that’s what pops into my head when people mention Japan.
Not Pikachu?
Gesundheit.
*loosens it a bit*
There you are.
Aren’t all men in Japan named Ken?
Gamerra FTW!
When I think of Japan, I think:
POWERPUFF GIRLS!
♪Do do do do do do doo, do do do do do doooo!♪
:O what movie u talking aboot?
So basically you’re whining to whine… Good to know.
The internet is absolutely not a good representation of real life.
IS TOO IS TOO!!!
The internet is evolving culture on crack cocaine. If you are an anthropologist that wan’t a fast track at the way public opinions change, the internet is a good resource.
…”…the internet is a good resource”? BY THE GREY POWER OF SKULL BEARD!! FUDGE-PACKER FIST ACTIVATE!!! SPROINK!!!
Apparently, I was wrong.
…”…was…”?…SPROINK!!!…
what context was this even in? the caption makes it even loller.
Kick ass…punch ass? Confusion.
Hey! you got Sandy Fist in my Ass!
Hey! you got spider ass all over my hand!
Like Reese’s peanut butter cups, somethings just go great together!
That, my dear Sir, is sick.
That sounds like the worst peanut butter cup ever…
Be good, children, or this year Santa may only put Reese’s Sand-Ass cups in your stockings.
best comments ever.
LMAO
Just relax.
Ok, what now?
Woah! Wait, wait! What are you going to do with that?!
Don’t do it! When you want to step to it.
LAST!
To do what? Reach puberty? Kiss a girl? Be picked for dodgeball?
To be integrated into modern human society? To realise his/her life is worthless?
[I apologize for posting the following lame comment]
P.O.B. & B.F.4. have got me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe!
Thanks.
HUGH JUPP IS A RAPIST HE MUST DIE
Wow… um, really?
really really.
Rly?
“She Runs Away” is the second single released by pop artist Duncan Sheik from his 1996 debut album Duncan Sheik. The song was the first Duncan Sheik single of 1997, as a follow-up single to the hit single “Barely Breathing”. The song was the second out of three singles from Duncan Sheik.
The third was “Unconscious Boys Don’t Say No,” and was dedicated to Owen Reese.
I don’t think the Vicar likes butt-ered mashed potatoes.
Pretty sure he didn’t expect this kind of mashing when he fell on the potato this morning.
LOL i have this one at home.
buba is impressed that spiderman can spread milk from his colon.
That’s not milk. That’s Bacon Lube!
It’s a bacon explosion!
Wow. So this is where the expression “Go pound sand up your arse” came from. And I thought sand in the panties was bad…
O.O My thoughts exactly. Poor Spidey will break like the wind forever after.
They’ve got a SAYING for this situation?!?!?
I’d say that would’ve got rid of his piles. (Does Spider-Man have piles?)
Doctor’s orders: use pile driver regularly.
Where would you take them to?
…is this a racist comment combining “do the right thing” and “driving miss daisy”?…
I think that also got rid of his lower intestine.
cleaned it too, by the looks of it.
So that’s where the origins of fisting came from!
and my favorite superhero is spiderman too.. ):
SpiderMan’s arch nemesis, Dr. Prostate, gets the upper hand (and lower fist) during their once-a-year showdown.
Prostate exams, the Mighty Marvel way!
*roffles*
Marvellous!
*prostrates*
*offers Aja a potato*
Don’t forget the Baconlube™.
…”SpiderMan’s ass nemesis, Dr. Prostate, gets the upper hand on his lower intestine during their once-a-year reacharound.”…
why was their cake batter up spiderman´s ass?
It’s called a “lubricant”; it’s the secret to such superhuman feats.
FALCON PUNCH!!!
CO-FALCON PUNCH! I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR FEAT OF AMAZINGNESS.
Each year the Avengers’ initiation ritual got weirder and weirder…
LOL.
Ba-Dum-Bump-Chish!
NASTY.
Null
Funniest Spider-Man ever, since “How do I shot web”
poor Spiderman
Whoa…kinky.
OMG, there’s a chicken in there?!?
TROLL I AM A TROLL REAWERAWTGAWERGHi ergnjkeraghneqla;ghuaepgnerughiu3eroh84tc we FIRST SECOND THIRD FIFTH GASDGwjogitj49gujti39gjopg3i4g
hum… Woodstock, good times.
I hate when this happens
Not that Spiderman minds being the prey for a change. Just because he can use his powers to wrap you up doesn’t mean Spidey wants to be the dom all the time.
Goatse, anyone?
Fake!!!! It’s photoshopped!!!!!!!!!1111
Sick weirdness aside, why does it look like a yellow splash? Is that urine coming out somehow? Did he burst Spider-man’s pancreas?
I just accidentally spider-man’s ass. Is that bad?
LAST!
*Is scared*
KANCHO!
Next comment is gay
I always had a feeling spiderman was into this
Y did someone find this at 4 am?
Fist of fury?
holething?
pink sock incoming….
ASS PUNCH WIN!
perhaps Spider-Man is just so anal retentive that when the Sandman tried to kidney punch him, his fist was automatically sucked into the vacuum that is Peter Parker’s pooper!
HAhahahhaha!! Can’t stop freaking laughning! xD
I want that silk…
OMG. That is so wrong, and yet so funny, on so many levels. I am sitting at the reference desk in my library (long Saturday shift), and I almost broke out laughing.
It’s Spider-man vs. John Hopoate!
is this the scene tobey maguire has been waiting to shoot?
If he wanted to know how to shot web he could of just asked, although it would be pointless since of course the answer can only be found by dividing by zero.
Whoooo child. You can’t come back from that.
AHAHAH Goatse!
haha gotta love classic comics. listoftheday.blogspot.com always has these classic comics
lol i love what it says at the top of the pic suits it very well!
were his spidey senses ‘tingling’?
That’s Proc-tar one of spider mans lesser known foes..
That has to be the nastiest super power I’ve ever seen
Hahahahaha!
saw dish means webs will come out at butts
…what is that red bulge in spidey’s groin area?…c’mon spidey!…show just a semblance of resistance!!…
“and so they are easy prey” – Spidey’s hemorrhoids?
It seems that Spiderman popped his cherry…
don’t try anal before christmas!!!
well its a win for spider man and the bad dude……
but a FAIL to the readers!
Ale z was banda zjebów…
What do your senses tell you now, huh?!
I wonder what that white stuff is…
guess his spider senses didnt see that one coming
Is this from the comic that explains how Spidey lost the ability to spin webs from his ass like a regular spider?
I’m pretty sure that this comic was lifted from goatse.cx
I am afraid Spiderman will never look at a toilet the same way ever again
how many more of these are going to be stolen from superdickery.com? originality fail.
THREE HUNDRED THIRTY-F1RST !!!
Username fail
Orgasm win.
This has been hosted forever on Superdickery, this is bullshit.
Sand-blast enema is cleansing.
POWERFISTING
first!
Is this for real? Was it published and distributed? It’s crazy!
anal fisting
Actually, the true “Fail” here is that you spelled Spidey’s name wrong, genius. it is Spider-Man (with the hyphen, and the capital “m” in Man, not Spiderman). You want to cite someone for something, you should really, you know, get it right.
Anyone have a link to the whole page? My mind is just boggling trying to guess a PG-rated scenario that would’ve sparked this panel.
Ed Hardy shirts
What you don’t see is the moments after during this battle….”uhmmm, awkward….”, “uhh, yah…. wanna just pick this up another day?”. “Yeah that’d probably be better for me anyways, I’ve got stuff to do today….”. “pffssht yah me too…..uh later”
What did spider man do to you??? Do you LIKE HIM?????????????????????????
Stick it in her pooper!
“Josh
April 4th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
were his spidey senses ‘tingling’?
“
Damn it! I thought I was going to get to the end of the comments and not see anyone use that line! [Sigh.]
I was going to say:
“My spidey senses are tingling. Anybody call for a… DAMN!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?!”
bad guy: “dude dont clench”
Spiderman: “i do have super strength you know”
Spiderman joins the adult industury?
Guys this is not fake, that guy is actually charging his fist up, ready for a super-punch or whatever, the white ’stuff’ is energy/power coming off his fist.
It’ just rather unconvieniently placed.
Or rather conveniently for us.
big mclargehuge
Dokuroooo.
lol epicfail
looks like king pin hired the fi st to give it to the spiderman
Waves Fist At Butt :p
anal fail!
Full fist penatration