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I see dead peoples.
I see dead things
I SEE DEAD JEWS! HEIL!
You should get that checked out
I do too. We have the ashes of our Grand Parents in the house
i see dead juice! ein zwei die!!
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE THINGS!!!
FOR SALE!!!
-50% OFF!!!
My Grandpa died during the holocaust too…
He fell out of a guard tower
Wow. Your wit is astounding. Yes, holocaust jokes are really quite hilarious. Got anything else braniac?
We’ll now that you’re here, we ALL see a dead jew. Thanks for removing him from the mentally insane niche. Now we have to wait for him to kill someone before we lock him away.
LOL! HEIL!
Yeah, I got loads of them. And I’m glad you get a kick out of my wit and intelligence, Anne Frank. If you want I could offer you about 60 other, more productive ways you could have spent World War II than hiding in an attic.
Might want to be careful with that…could get you in trouble some day.
i see an immigrant from another country who ran from
fear of another race.
I see dead peoples things. this pic completely explains that.
O rly?
Ya, rly!
I see dead people’s things. Ewwwww.
Then don’t look at Astro. At all. Ever.
Hell, I’ve never even paid for a live thang…optomistic necro-pimps…umm, I wonder if they’ve got any sales on this week…
Oops, I was sure I eyed an ‘i’ in my optography.
They do tend to shrivel.
And then they box them as E.T. fingers.
I’ve never had those. Are they better than chicken fingers?
They glow in the dark so you can’t lose them.
Here…make sure you don’t lose this.
*squeeeeeeeeze!*
*likes when things are raised…just not when it’s the undead*
You have experience?
I think there’s a drink that can cure that…wonder if I have the recipe.
Funnily enought it’s served in an ur(i)n(al)
Hey, look! A monologue!
Hey, look! A monorail!
Hey, look! A maroon!
Hey, look! A monosodium glutamate!
Hey, look! I got Mono!
hey look! a poly!
(Hi Polly)
hey look! your mum!
Hey look! A hooker!
*read “Your mother”
hey, look! a bunch of morons!!!
dont you people have anything better to do with your time than making these insanely stupid comments all the time?
…What “things”?
Your dead one.
Their ‘things’
obviously.
Detachable penis?
The things, you should know this by now.
I hope they have the dead peoples’ permission before selling these things. The dead people might still need them.
Sparky, your avatar is eerily similar to the previous fail…
Sparkle Motion
Starry Devotion
Yikes, you’re right! Well, mine’s just a pic of a sparkler or something sparking. I plead total ignorance, as I’ve done my whole life. People believe it without hesitation.
As long as we don’t find something seeping out from under your room.
No chance of that happening. I don’t live in “rooms”; not in the conventional sense. I’m a being of pure energy, you see, and exist for only short bursts of time as photon emissions which, to normal people, look like sparks (hence the name and avatar, which is really a self portrait, not a sparkler like I said in a previous posting)
I exist just long enough to type a few silly postings on FB, then go back to a state of nothingness for a period of time. Until a new pic is posted on FB.
Sparky just killed my brain.
Poor guy, couldn’t handle that much intelligence.
Does that mean we can sell his stuff now?
It’s already there.
Only thing you got to worry about when selling dead people’s things is that they do not rise as zombies to reclaim it on a highway.
That is a reason for concern in this type of situation.
I am new to this forum
Welcome. No Lolspeak is allowed.
Hello! We don’t bite (hard)!
When did we set up THAT rule? I missed the memo.
Since the zombies came in. It got hard to tell the normal people from the dead ones with everyone biting eachother’s flesh off.
Made for a lot more things to sell, though.
Hey, RushFan! Glad to see you got your avatar straightened out.
I don’t know if that joke was intended… but I thought it was funny.
lol
I like your avatar, Neener! Unless I’m very much mistaken (and I usually am), that’s Calvin, right?
Yes it is. And Akiwaza’s one is Hobbes. So you don’t have to ask…
Is Akiwaza’s avatar Hobbes? (I know I didn’t have to ask. I just wanted to.)
Ever heard of Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris? Of course. He was that guitar player way back when… did songs such as Maybelline, Roll Over Beethoven, Johnny B. Goode, Sweet Little Sixteen, and…no, wait. Wrong Chuck.
NOW I remember: Chuck Norris had a string of pizza/video game places there for a while. His middle initial was E, right? Yes, Chuck E. Norris. “Where a kid can be a kid.” Yep, I’ve heard of him.
I used to go the Chuck E. Norris just to play Wack a Troll.
“…where a troll can be a troll.” (Until he gets whacked in the head with a padded mallet, anyway.)
Naww, where a troll can be a troll is Failblog’s motto in a couple of months. I see such a happy and destructive future
“Fay-uhl Blog; where a troll can be a troll.” Yes, happy AND destructive! FB should issue virtual padded mallets. But they’d just pop up a few seconds later anyway. But it still might be fun. And think of all the tickets you’d get for whacking them, and all the outstanding things you’d get with those tickets!
Trolls love the challenge and attention anyway. Fun for both parties!
I still say we should go back to the golden days of FB, where trolls were tazed and thrown into a pit, and people had huge E7000 tazer trucks…*sniffle*
Is it morning for you, Strategist?
How about they start a site called trollBlog.net where they can f*rst and photoshop each other into submission? Then I’ll ride my magic pony to the moon for a light lunch of moon cheese. Yeah.
No, no, no. Chuck Norris was the Iceman.
No no no, The Iceman was Chuck Woolery, famous game show host. Chuck “The Iceman” Woolery. He got the nickame because of his cold, uncaring demeanor whenever a contestant on one of his game shows lost and went home with nothing. He wouldn’t even give them a copy of the home game.
Yep! I loved that comic.
You’d be hard pressed to find someone who didn’t. Bill Watterson was a genius.
I agree. Great comic; wish he could have kept going with it longer than he did.
Check out the Frazz comic strip… similar, yet still its own comic.
I wonder if the dead peoples things explode when you use them as dildos…
I guess Spider-Man did not survive that last ordeal?
I’d like to buy that suit.
How are you going to get the potato in?
Do what Sandman did to Spiderman.
Test his prostate the Marvellous way?
*is still laughing at that fail*
Yes, It’s Sofaking good, and Sofaking quick!
That’s what she said
She being yur mom.
I think the potato is already included in the low, low price…..
Make sure it is clean of Substance.
But I got it at SEMEN AMUSEMENTS.
And I agree with Astro; what “things”? What things do dead people have? A casket, a suit/dress cut down the back, some embalming fluid, a tiny plot of land?
I don’t think I’d have any use for any of those things (well, except for the embalming fluid, of course).
You know the new car smell? More than one or two of the ingredients of that are the same as in embalming fluid.
My beat up old Mustang is ready for embalming, then
I’ll take it if you don’t want it…
*snifffffff* Ahhhhh! Nothing like that funeral home smell! Sure, they sell it in cans as an air freshener, but I’ve tried it and it’s not quite the same.
PREMIER!!!
Hmm, I wonder if this guy’s a t-r-o-l-l…. Tord, please don’t use all caps. And make sense next time.
Ok…
Parles-tu francais?
Oui
Oui.
Font vous aiment des choses mortes de personnes ?
Non merci.
Ca me fait penser d’un episode de Corner Gas. Ah, la television canadien… ce n’est pas toujours la meilleur, mais je l’aime quand meme.
Taco burrito grande, TEQUILA!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila FLOOR!
uh, guys, I don’t speak German….
But do you speak Canadian?
nope, I’m from Alaska, and we only speak Sanskrit.
I speak minnesotan.
I speak Ontarian and French.
And noone here speaks Afrikaans…*sigh*. Anyone speak Dutch?
I’m fairly certain Czuch does.
Ik weet een beetje Nederlands…
I think the Dutch do.
Je pense que je dois etre plus claire: Strategist, parles-tu francais?
Désolé
C’est pas mal.
Can anyone recommend a translator that actually works so that I can look like less of a fool?
No.
Oh, hi, Calvin!
You are NOT Hobbes.
Prove it!
Oh, hi, Calvin!
Non. Le meilleur traducteur, c’est le cerveau humain.
Et d’ailleurs, ca me fait sentir intelligent.
*le snorque*
Je ne parle francais.
*insère un “pas”*
I don’t speak english.
*francais fails*
je ne veux pas travailler
je ne veux pas déjeuner…
Ton maman va aller “Boing boing boing” et puis, je vais
“exploser” dans son deriere!
Just seeing if learning french as a second language was useful for anything.
Hi Daisy,
Si vous utilisez IE8 il est un bâti en traducteur qui n’est pas trop mauvais
CMT
Parles-tu LE français. On ne dit jamais “française” sans “le”
Je peux dire ce que je veux.
Mais merci.
You can use those people as scarecrows…
ZOMBIEZ R US….woot!!!
Your son is far too average for his own good.
*pauses a moment* Ummm…
*gets joke*
hahahaha!
You gotta admire the honesty of the sign. So… erm… ‘matter of fact’
I guess the term “estate sale” was a little too euphemistic for these folks, huh?
It’s part of the stimulus package.
I really, really don’t want to stimulate a dead guy’s package, theng-kew.
But think of what it would do for your ego!
*Plays dead*
…
…
…
*peeks one eye open*
…
…
*sells all of Arthur’s things*
*snork!*
*laughs cause it was all stolen anyway*
Great minds…!
…reside in oversized heads?
Reside on undersized bodies?
*Thinks Arthur’s dead, sells his things*
*dances naked* You brought this upon yourself!
*squints*
Dragon strokes my ego, not her own.
Hee…! No, I have you for that.
*smooch*
jobbies
Also, lack-of-apostrophe FAIL.
Actually, the “s” is supposed to be a comma. The sign SHOULD read
Dead People,
Things
For Sale
Either implying that that is a good place for dead people to shop, or that they are, in fact, selling dead people.
A loving family. You kick the bucket, they sell your belonings. So, they still make a profit offa you. Not that you realized it even when you were alive and breathing.
Wait, am I chatting with dead people here?
That’s not the only thing they kick, it’s Marvellous what they can do these days!
I got THAT little scam beat. I only buy worthless crap. And I keep it all in a truck that’s got a piece of cardboard for a window. I write a polite message on the cardboard, like “Please don’t steal my crap”. And no one does. Except the Pooptarts though; people love to steal those.
So, let my family just TRY and profit off my stuff! They won’t; because it’s all crap. They’ll probably have to pay someone to haul it all away! Buwahahaha!
I just keep my stuff in a locked chest that says “Please close before opening.”
And it has a touchpad lock that says “To open, touch the pad without touching it.”
Remind me to never give you furniture, especially stools. You proabably have lots of those already.
I need a stiff drink.
One “Rigor Mortis” coming up…
Bwahah! (Happy Saturday!)
Saturday win! Now I can play Little Big Planet all day!
Make sure you put an (o)liver in it.
i got something stiff
Upper lip?
Competition?
Neck?
Little fingers?
Penalty?
A lucky?
A working?
A bored?
Ma?
*hands GMO baconlube*
Go beat it into submission.
*shudders*
Oh my god!!! Who would want those???
Who wouldn’t want dust-covered plastic flower arrangements and size 18 calico housefrocks that smell like creamed corn? Come on!
I’d pay top dollar for those things. I’m also fascinated by small shiny objects, blinking lights, etc.
one usually does pay “top dollar”. After all, it wouldn’t make much sense to go rooting through your stack of dollars when you have one right there on top, now would it?
Unless you’re dealing with quantum money which is at the top and bottom. And it also makes $0.002=0.002c…until you look. It’s all a matter of opinion, really.
Ohhhhh… You’re RIGHT! That’s A M A Z I N G.
Antique store win?
Serial killer win, actually.
*tips hat*
Trying to make antiques sound “exciting”… not a bad marketing ploy.
Lol… I’ve got this store near where I live that advertises “Antiques… New and Used.” New antiques?
Stereotypical dumb blonde: “Well, my husband did say he wanted to add another 30 feet to the house, so, um, do you have that many in stockings?”
My god I wish the comment section would go away. Its so sad reading all the desperate attempts at humor and attention whoring. If I had a penny for every stupid f*cking comment I read on failblog….
You know what I wish would go away? A lot of things. War. Famine. Disease. But they’re not leaving anytime soon. So maybe you should just suck it up.
…you could afford to buy your own private island where you would not be forced under great duress to click the comments section and read them against your will.
Wait…
Perhaps he is being forced to read the comments. I wonder if Failtard is listening to Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony?
*SNORK!*
From this time on, Failtard will be known as Little Alex.
“I’m siiiiiiiiingin’ in the rain…..just siiiiiiingin’ in the rain!”
You say it write every time, Dragon and Admiral!
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
Attention-whoring anti-comment comments railing on attention-whoring are full of win.
*snork!*
I like your bat, btw.
I like it too, but it looks more like a dra–
*bites lip*
Uh…nice avatar, copperbat.
I imagine that’s what ye olde McDonalds’ logo would look like..
We have a store near where I live called Dead People’s Stuff. I was going to send in a pic of it…
Too bad you didn’t before this, Fuzzy.
I’ve got a store near hear called Things To Stuff Dead People With. Not only am I not going to take a pic and send it in, I’m not going anywhere NEAR the place. I don’t want to know.
(And by “hear”, of course, I mean “here”.)
Is it in Denver?
No, Death Valley.
Things to do in Denver when I’m Dead
.
Meet Christopher Walken in wheelchair to discuss plan
Watch porn with Christopher Lloyd
get stuffed.
Thankyou.
.
(I haven’t seen the film since 1995, and I was quoting it in the last fail?!?)
That’s nothing; I didn’t even get the reference! Reference-getting-ability fail.
Selling dead peoples (I can only guess Incan or some other extinct people) and “things” which I suppose would be the miscellaneous bin. How much for the entire Gall civilization and a subscription to US weekly?
$15
Pictures like this make me lose my faith in mankind. They missed out an apostrophe.
Yeah, I know what you mean. My cousin is opening a pizza/sub place soon. Sign-Maker-Guy came and put up huge letters of the sign while my cousin was inside doing other things. My cousin walked out to see very large red letters spell out “Pizziera”. (Sign-Maker Guy fixed it immediately.)
I was going to send a pic he took of it to FB. But it’s probably too commonplace to have made it, and also my cousin’s new business, sending a pic to something called FailBlog…I’m not really superstitious, but it just didn’t seem right.
Though I think he should have left it the way it was. There’s pizzerias all over the place, but how many people can say they’ve gone to a pizziera? “Honey, let’s go check out that new pizziera that just opened. I hear they’re much better than a pizzeria. And there’s a gift shop in the front where they sell dead peoples things.”
Vive la difference.
And it’s probably a common misspelling. If someone googled for pizzieras in their area, it would be the only one to come up! They would be quids in!
You should photograph it spelt correctly and submit it as a marketing fail.
Yes. I’m seeing all sorts of results come up for that word. Either there’s a lot of typos happening, or it’s an accepted alternate spelling. Either way though, it wouldn’t have made it. Just a misspelling, but not funny like, oh….”pooptarts”.
Golly, you’re so childish!
*quietly to self pooptarts heeheeheeheehee*
Ahem. Hello?
On tonight’s show: an interesting misprint that says “penis”.
Heh heh! Yep, someone said it in the comments of that fail (maybe it was you?)…you just can’t say that word without giggling a little. I haven’t been able to get that word out of my head since that one appeared. Quite sad, huh?
I’m sorry you haven’t been able to get the penis out of your head.. have you tried chewing?
No. “Pooptarts”, not penis.
We should all grab our marker pens and head to the supermarkets to vandalise boxes of poptarts!
Especially the Chocolate Fudge and S’mores ones!
I would go to this sale.
Reminds me of the song Estate Sale…”going through dead people’s houses, wonderful things they have collected…” Cheryl Wheeler you’re my hero!
that’s a knock off.
the original was in front of an antique shop and read “dead peoples’ stuff”
I love you!
I love you!
It’s a lovely sentiment for all. You still get a *smooooch!* from me for posting it.
And you get a *smoooch!* from me for that first response.
…as if I needed to say it.
coolness!!!
i wanna buy one of these things =)
this is a picture from a book from lonely planet
looks like a good deal
Any boots?
WHOA! We’re all missing the bigger picture here…. Hasn’t anyone else realized that the girl on Daisy’s avatar is kinda gorgeous? I think my avatar is in love..
Yeah, I wonder who that “girl in Daisy’s avatar” could be?
Answers on a postcard
I was assuming that the “GIDA” was Daisy herself, and was attempting to compliment Daisy by proxy, as it is a well known fact that I am incapable of directly complimenting a woman of beauty without turning beet red, losing the ability to speak coherently, and then needing to go have a rest after.
Or, to put it more simply, I’m a chicken, and you’re purty!
* goes to lie down now *
Saint…this loldog made me think of you.
Clickie!
Aww!
I know!!!
I’m glad I’m not the only person with this problem!
Il a raison; vous êtes très jolie.
Je pense que vous avez raison, mais pourquoi écrire en français?
Just bustin’ her chops.
Merci hammykins et Saint
So is my hat.
Fake, look at the legs
FAILBLOG: FAIL
ZOMG she has four legs!
Spread ‘em wide!
Woodbine Georgia. I drive by that sign all the time.
I was going to say the same thing to the “fake” comment above. Funny marketing ploy that we laugh at every time we drive by (it was still there on Sunday…)
There’s an antiques shop that I passed once called “Dead People’s Stuff”. Sadly, it was closed, because it sounded amazing.
i love that place its even better than “people who lost their house and all there stuff sale”
…THEY used uncorrect grammer, Peoples when it should be People’s
********TWO FAILS********
uncorrect?
grammer?
FAIL
i definitely saw this sign in georgia. it creeped me out :/
Does this mean stuff belonging to dead people or dead people’s penises?
Either way … sounds like a good time to me.
Bargain win.
That sign is in Woodbine, Ga. Store was closed when I drove by. Funny stuff.
just as appealing to me as any other things for sale. No need for superstition.
Wow, probably get some real good deals there!
RT
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This is hilarious because I’ve passed this place dozens of times, even snapping my own pic once. But hey, what do you expect for backwoods Georgia? LOL!! They do have some great stuff in there tho….
that’s brutal. i would buy.
‘Antique shop’ would have sounded far more chic.
HOLY CRAP! I know that sign! They actually have a couple of them. It’s in Woodbine, Georgia. I live only a half hour from there, in Brunswick. I have many pictures of myself and friends next to those signs. XD
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/AquaFae/deadpeoplesthings.jpg
They sell estates and stuff from deceased without family or wills, or seized for tax reasons, etc.
I was raised in Brunswick! I know that sign all too well! Matter of fact, I used to live on 17, just north of that right inside Glynn County!
Someone beat me to the punch but I have seen that sign while travelling in Georgia. I had no camera but the first time i saw it on the web I emailed it to the buddy who had seen it with me. Small world. It’s in the woods off of some little highway in front of an old antique shop that looks like an old service station. Hilarious.
Ok, at first I thought it said “Dead People’s THONGS for sale.”
Honestly. It should be “dead people’s” … Grammar fail.
annoying engrish correcting fail. gtfo [:
i would call this a win, for truth in advertising.
Oh my Gosh! I literally grew up seven minutes from that store! They are a pretty cool couple that owns the store. I always thought the sign was super witty because they sell antiques!
I have an urge to cover ‘Things’
This is a deep one, if you think about it. Can’t take it with you…
Yay Camden County!
I saw this sign 4 years ago. I should have uploaded!
That sign is outside of an antique shop in Woodbine, GA.
to be honest i just want the dead people
Yup, that sign was in a little town out yonder from where i live. I reckon the town in Woodbine, GA. yup thats it. You can blink and miss the town this sign is bout the only thing noticeable in it
Haha this is in Woodbine. I took this same picture. Man, I hated that place.
i like buying dead people better…
Wow, first time I’ve seen a failblog thing in real life, i live by that sign. I just orgasmed. Nuf said.
Woodbine,Georgia right beside the bridge
dead peoples things? like there virginity maybe…
Photoshop. Funny, but Photoshopped.
Not photoshopped. My friend has a picture with this sign from 2007