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I want jello in the pool!
ME TOO ME TOO!!!
But I’d settle for tequila, as I’m sure you could have guessed…
Jello shots of tequila while in the pool? Do we all agree?
See, we think alike. You are a genius! ((hug))
*SQUEEZE* Great minds do think alike!
Warning!
Urine in water!
I’m so there!
Fine fine fine, I’ll add the jello shots as well.
*get out even bigger bottle of jello shots*
*pours in pool*
*adds a 2 litre bottle of tequila into the mix*
There, the amounts should be equal. Party! Everybody paaartyy!
Can I pee in the pool?
THE NEW VIDEO INTRO AND “WIN” IN THE MIDDLE SUCKS, GO BACK TO JUST SHOWING THE VIDEO
Last I checked, this is a picture. Capitalizing everything is not going to make your comment mean more than the hundreds of other complaints about the ‘new’ video format.
McFail…..Have you turned Engrish by any chance?
How about jello shots? Will that work?
LOL – great minds!!
I’m in
I’m especially in. My work motivation level is a minus seven today.
Be careful, you’re liable to catch up with mine!
I had a 2 hour long meeting about how to bill our clients better.
I think the only thing I learned was, “don’t commit fraud.”
………….
You guys familiar with Bidness Meeting Bingo? Where you put buzzwords in the squares (teamwork, profit margin, success, etc.) and mark off a square when the buzzword is used in the meeting?
did you win?
prizes good?
Hey, Bob! We got a pool party goin’ on down there VVVV. Care to join us? It’s OK if Skwerlls don’t swim, we gotta helluva poolside bar.
oh. I didn’t read that far…I added some more up there^^^if you want. Who’s your bartender?
Uh, YOU, Richard! We had the pool-cleaning guy substite until you got here.
*pushes “ut” behind the “tit”*
Ah, ok…I thought that the first thread was always the longest…anyway, how’d ya like the pool? BTW, It’s school holidays, and I’m off for 12 days, and I got an “A” aggregate on my report! So double party!
PARTY OVA THERE WOOHOO
Again, scary Nellie. Not only have I played it in business meetings, it works well in MMO raid situations too, depending on the leader’s – er – proclivities. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Even if that’s all you learned, it’s enough.
Hahahah! I guess so! I do love to live on the wild side!
I vote for this.
((tickle)) Hey there, sexy!
*Purrs (Wait… do tigers purr?)*
Hey there gorgeous. So your finally going to model that swimsuit for me?
According to Hobbes, tigers purr. According to Calvin, they don’t. It’s a toss-up.
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I tried it on, laughed, and then took it back off. Give me another month or two to get rid of the muffin top. LOL!
*Fills water balloon and creeps up on Nellie*
Hey Nellie! Guess what else has water!
Your head?
*balloon pops behind back*
Touche Mr. Nellie. You win this one, but I will be back again!
How’s ’bout a pool of vomit?
Yeah, it ruined my tequila fantasy too.
*hands JasonK a bukkit*
*appears out of injury fail*
*gets out big huge bottle of tequila*
*pours in pool*
There we go, anything for you. Go, swim and be merry!
yeah that may hurt the eyes.. but it would be worth it
What flavor? i d perfer lemon. no one can tell what you did in it.
Pool’s closed!
Hard to move in it but hella tasty.*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
I tried about 4 times to reply to you yesterday, but FB kept eating my comments so I gave up.
Oh its fine they were well received in the end, and I did pay you back in full I believe, have a looksie. *Squeeze for good measure*
Let this be known that today, April 3, 2009, is the day that the Emperor declared, “They were well received in the end.”
*innuendo implied
That was my decree, as I am the Emperor I can make it so that it is illegal to repeat this. Thus it shall be.
Careful Emp, you’re starting to sound like King Troll.
Not my intention just simply trying to hide an error.
I looked but I didn’t see any of the double squeezes or the triple squeeze I sent you. So, DOUBLESQUEEZE and SQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZE.
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What kind of fun stuff are you doing this weekend?
Party, party, work, work, soccer, and that is strange I saw the double sqeezes with the sheesh failblog. Maybe you have to hit home go into the fail and show all, all over again. Though I did give you a triple squeeze.
Where are my manners how are you doing today and what do you have in sore for this weekend yourself.
I had posted a bunch of times on the Bad Acting fail, but they never showed. Maybe they went to the other one instead? Bizarre.
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I’m impatiently awaiting the next 1.5 hours to go by so I can leave early. I’m going on a scrapbooking retreat all weekend! And cell phones don’t work well there, either. Ahhh, peace and quiet.
“Envy” is my middle name.
Envy for the scrapbooking retreat or the leaving work early? Or both?
Well, any kind of retreat AND leaving early
Lucky you. Scrapbooking is fun, but would be more fun with others who share the interest. Have a great retreat!!!
It’s always better at a retreat. You can swap stuff you don’t want with other people. Everyone will help you out when you have no idea what to do with a page. Lots of jokes and funny stories.
Except for the swapping stuff part, that sound suspiciously like what we do every day.
And I think I’ll add an s for good measure!
Enjoy your time. I’ll miss ya while your gone. *squeeze*
*SQUEEZE* I’ll be back on Monday, barring divine intervention.
Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. If Jesus was against alcoholism, would he really have turned water into wine?
Meh. Wine is SO outdated, although it was “in” during Jesus’ time, Tequila and Jello shots are the “in” thing now!
That clickie sounds just yummy. Avis would like it. About a billion calories, but YUM!
Cell phones don’t work under water, I checked.
They do work under tequila and jello shots though, and I won’t tell you how I know this…
I’m surprised this hasn’t turned sexual yet.
*thwacks velvet upside of her head with a tiny, flimsy paper brouchure lightly*
That’s what you get fer leaving us!*sniffle*
Good sir be careful who you thwack, or I will have to do something about it.
*Helps Velvet back up to her feet with the same guardian angel glow again.*
There there, he wont bother you again, we will put up with the evil trolls on the weekend, just promise you will come right back to us (me).
She does deserve a vacation.
*stands up and thwacks strategist with a wet noodle*
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LOL!
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Emperor’s my hero! *swoon*
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(oh, and I live in a house filled with people who talk incessantly; the silence will only add back much needed parts to my sanity)
Oh you I do my best to protect your hono(u)r. *smooch*
Here these might help to get silence whenever you need.
*Hands over 120db rated earplugs.*
Spare a thought of me while you are there if you so please.
Earplugs are a definite plus at night since some of the ladies stay up until 3am scrapping and laughing. Thanks!
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And I shall place a shiny gold sticker in the album in your honor.
No no thank you my dear
*squeeze*
Oh and
*Squeeze Squeeze Squeeze Squeeze*
Wow that took alot of effort, I got to lay down.
Enjoy yourself my dear, try and not let the silence lead to cabin fever.
>Hard to move in it but hella tasty.*squeeze*
actually if you filled a pool with jello, custard or even maple syrup it would be just as easy to move or swim in as it would if there was just water in.
that is because the increased resistance would be countered by the increased purchase on your strokes pulling and kicks pushing.
Also, you wouldn’t get a mouthful of chlorine every time you misjudge a breath.
i don’t actually think this sign is a fail, it is a sad indication of how society is going, that people need to be warned about something like this so they cannot sue the owners of the pool if they happen to fall in and get drowned, maybe they should also warn them that drowning is not allowed, the words NO DROWNING should do it.
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??Hard to move in it but hella tasty.*squeeze*
Actually, just as easy to move in as water would be, the increased resistance would be countered by the increased purchase on your strokes and kicks , and you wouldn’t get a mouthful of chlorine either.
this is true of jello, custrad and maple syrup.
*has never played with maple syrup*
Mmm, jello
I can just imagine it jiggling.
It really is dangerous to hav water in pools! ppl can drown! It’s much safer to hav mud instead, with hot girls in bikinis wrestling!
THAT WOULD BE SOOOO AWSOME!! but disgusting!!
Captain obvious!
Admiral apparent!
I wish they’d remove the stupid ultra-slow motion from these video fails!
*snork*
Meh. Who cares. Remember. For every fail there is an equal and opposite win,
*gives Caine his daily irony supplement*
(nice cast there DW!)
yeah, just remember. NO DROWNING!
Quick, to the duhh-mobile!
Not entirely. They might have emptied the pool to give non-swimmers a chance.
Oh, crap.
No, water.
Yes, tequila and jello shots.
Maybe, Baconlube.
But probably not.
sad part there WAS water in this pool… that’s good ol’ Winnipeg for ya!
Warning – you may get wet
My shower has the same thing written on it!
*takes a bite out of McFail’s monster dove bar*
Monster dove bar!?!?!
*looks around*
Your avatar
That’s no dove bar.
That’s what it looks like to me…a dove bar monster…
It’s that one Japanese thing… I can’t remember the name. Something with a K.
Never mind, there’s no K.
kam mon! n i think its com mon
DomoKun?
*resists making comment about Malicite trying to eat me*
*snickers mischievously*
Oh that… no that’s Domo (clicky name for more useless info)
I love him :/
It’s funny that Target was mentioned…I noticed them around Halloween.
I find he represents me well – an excellent mix of cute and evil.
A desert that isn’t afraid to bite back…hmmm interesting.
Did you mean ‘dessert’?
*tosses up an s*
Geezzzzzzzzzzz I hate typos!
I though perhaps you were calling me a barren waste land. *wipes tear from eye* Glad to hear otherwise.
I am sure no one would dare to think of you that way.
Back handed compliment perhaps?
*looks at comment again*
Hmm… let me fix this so it reads the way I meant.
You’re awesome and anyone who thinks otherwise should go soak their head. How’s that?
I was only razzing you
but thanks!
My typos are contagious. *SQUEEZES them both*
You are not a barren wasteland McFail, promise!
*group squeeze* Look at all of the fun I’ve been missing. Damn work! *shakes fist*
*shakes fist too*
I’m working myself to death…hardly have any time to fail comment :/
*shakes fist*
It’s been an unusually busy week for me. I usually don’t have this much homework. Okay, maybe I do, but I usually don’t do it.
*SQUEEZES* I DO NOT want to be at work today and so I’m goofing off quite a bit. At one point it got so bad that I actually started cleaning and organizing my office.
And ya know what, it’s Friday and I have a headache. I think I’m going to call it quits early. Happy Weekend Everyone!
Careful how you shake that fist, a strawberry milkshake might just appear. Or maybe a vanilla one. But definately not a chocolate one. Unless you’re into that sort of thing….
Later, gator.
Mmm Chocolate
(bye McFail!)
*starts making milkshakes* Who wants what flavor?
Pineapple, raspberry, vanilla mouse.
*whips up a pineapple, raspberry, & vanilla mousse milkshake for Malicite* Here you are! *throws an extra raspberry on top* Anyone else?
Mango kiwi. I think I’ll pass on the mouse.
*whips up a mango kiwi milkshake and garnishes with a kiwi star* There you are sir
Ooh, pretty!
Those have been officially banned at worth1000.com.
I love useless info!
Did you know that the guy who played Dracula had a phobia of blood?
Which Dracula? The original?
Yeah.
Weird. Guess it’s good they used chocolate syrup for the blood then.
There’s another random info bit I forgot.
Just cleared my cache – M’s right, you DO look like a giant Dove bar! (Rather, Domo looks like a giant Dove bar.)
Domo Kun!
But he does kind of look like a monster dove bar (:
Oh! I have mint 3 musketeer bars in the trunk! Gotta go get those. Thanks for the reminder!
I live to serve!
If you have Baby Ruth bars, keep them outta the pool!
Caddyshack reference, ftw!
Aye, Sir. I think they’re tunneling in from that construction site.
I must confess, that is the kind of childish trick I love to play on my kids.
You’re always up to nougat.
Those type of tricks always make me snicker.
*climbs out of pool*
Dammit! I got chocolate in my whatchamacallit! Who threw the candy bars in the pool again??
*admires Judy’s mounds*
I hershey can use them to hold her drink when she lounges by the pool.
Yeah, they’re real whoppers.
*nestles with her sweetie*
*nuzzles*
*whispers a promise to be good and plenty*
*feels almond joy*
*uses fingers, butters up honey*
*gears up for another red-hots marathon*
*unwraps milky way bar*
I usually give my jugs of alcohol a twist or two of candy..
2nd
*Dives in*
*picks up swim trunks floating on the water*
Hey, did anybody lose these?
oh oh…
Uh, yeah…could you toss those over here Judy.
Also…it’s cold in here…I’m just saying.
Anyone got a tower so he can make a proper exit, a shamwow anyone?
… bukkit i meant a towel*
A tower might have worked though…
The guard tower perhaps.
*giggles while tossing trunks*
Uh, no, of course I wasn’t giggling at you, Dan, uh, something funny just happened over there ->
*Notices rip in trunks*
*puts one foot in trunks*
*tries to put the other foot in, hops around, trips and falls*
Oh no not in the pool its full of water.
*Scoops scannerdan out with the skimmer*
Thanks man, I think I skinned my knee.
Its okay I am a lifeguard. Point to name tag that says “Warning I am a lifeguard” I have toned down my glow for today.
Here’s some Zinc for your nose.
*surreptitiously hands Emp a tube of BaconLube*
Applies everywhere except to central back.
Careful of the south-central crack.
*points to scannerdan*
No more jello shots for this guy!
*grabs Judy…tosses her into the pool*
Yeah, I’m THAT guy today.
*Blows whistle*
Judy be careful there’s water in the pool sheesh.
Scannerdan please be careful with your shoving and for god’s sake put on some clothes.
Alright, fine…sorry people, but the show is over.
*tosses ripped trunks away, wraps ShamWow around waste*
Uh, dan? You might want to check your spelling on that…..folks might think you have a low opinion of yourself. *points to “waste”*
Whoa, thanks Judy. I must be more “waisted” than I thought…
*puts on business tie*
Tigers hate getting wet but to save Judy…
*jumps in water*
Thanks, aiki! Now if you could just carry me over there to the poolside bar, that’d be great!
*Starts to prepare jello tequila shots.*
Puts up warning alcohol is free today.
*carries Judy over, sets her down in lounge chair beckons the bartender*
There you are ma’am.
*cough’s slightly into hand then holds hand out for tip*
I’m not going to tip you!!
**Tip: never ask a lady for which you have affection for, for a tip, rather buy her a drink**
*hands cookie to aiki*
Thanks. Care to join me?
Only if I can by the drinks.
*takes cookie*
Absolutely divine. Thank you.
Oh, look, Emperor just did a double off the high dive! Impressive.
Emp, what is “Warning Alcohol?”
Inferior stuff… thus free?
Nah its a just stating the obvious sign, but I am a certified bartender and I sever nothing but the best SB, coconut flavo(u)red drink for my skwerlly friend. It is the biggest type of nut.
*Bows after high dive*
How come no one warned me there would be water in the pool.
*CANONBALL* *SPLASH* Hey guys
*Raises up score sign 100/10.*
Wait what the, meh its the correct score anyways.
*squeezes mr. cuddles dry*
Hmm, I forgot to throttle down the innuendo machine after leaving a comment for Dragon!
*bows* Why thank you Emperor!
Eh, the water is not in the pool. I siphoned it off, and filled it halfway with jello shots and tequila…the other half should be coming now…
*hears beeping noise*
Back it up! keep coming, keep coming and STOP! Clear the area! Liquid in the hole! Splash Danger! Clear the area!
*puts on full length rain suit*
*watches all of that alcohol pour in*
It’s a beautiful sight, ain’t it?
*cover eye*
Let me know when it’s over.
What about the other eye?
Curiosity, a tiger is still a cat.
It’s reserved for the ladies.
Bad day for the FIRSTers.
Is there ever truly a good day for the firster-trolls?
When they succeed, unfortunately. Good thing we made 4 quality comments quick before any troll shouted “first”, “second” or whatever.
Velvet’s pretty good at that.
Clearly now we’ve gone higher than they can count. Hopefully that means they’ll go away.
I never go swimming when it’s raining out, I’m afraid I’ll get wet.
For those of you looking for a urine filled body of water, I SAY TOO BAD!!!!
Only water here.
You have been warned.
Only water??
That’s dangerous!!
*adds some Crystal ice*
There you go…
That was a bloody close one!
It will be urine filled after the scout troop’s visit.
*hangs sign on fence*
“Private Party – No Admittance”
The sun is shining, and the pool looks great. I say we all start our weekend early, and have a pool party. The poolside bar is open! Last one in the pool is a lolcat!
*does cannonball into water*
*backflip*
*Does a 2.5 flip with a twist for what seems to be a perfect dive then suddenly changes to land on feet*
Ouch… and I thought I was supposed to be graceful.
*saunters to poolside*
*eyes swimmers*
*turns around*
*does triple kazoople backflip into pool, holding margarita out of the water at all times*
Impressive!
*cheers from poolside*
Great job, WN!
a 2.5 flip with a twist? is that a drink? I’ll have one please
It’s not really a drink but you can ask Whoa Nellie for a scorpion bowl and that should make you do a 2.5 flip with a twist.
@ Nellie – Nice dive
Daisy!Daisy!
I’m half Crazy
All for the likes of you!
..
HI DAISY! BOGGY Can do fwips too!
* Does a double reverse with a 3/4 twist and lands face first in the flower bed*
SEE!
Aww Boggy aren’t you sweet. I’m 23 so by my calculations I’ve had The Daisy Song sang to me… oh let’s see… a quazillion times BUT… Yours was by far the best
That’s like me an “Danny Boy…”
*rearranges quotation marks and ellipsis*
*and adds a “d”*
Uh, could someone pass the bukkit please.
Oh Danny Boooooyyyyy the pipes the pipes etc etc
Sorry, don’t want this to turn into a karaoke session so early in the day
*puts fingers in ears*
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA…I can’t hear you!
*falls in LUB!*
*wanders merrily around drinking from his barrel of vodka*
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Daisy!Daisy!
I’m half Crazy
All for the likes of you!
*dances vainly to her own song*
*has too much to drink*
*end*
I’m new. Can I play?
Sure! Welcome to the nuthouse.
*hands Daisy a margarita*
Make my next drink a mojito and I’ll be your bestest friend for life.
*Hands Daisy a MOJITO in a Gallon Jug*HERE GO! YOU MY NU FREND!
I AM BE BOGGY *bows & giggles*
It’s official! Daisy & Boggy are bestest friends for life!
*hic*
I luves you b-b-boggy
*hic*
BOGGY GOTTEDS NU FRIND!
*jumps for joy*
UH OOOH!
BOGGY Put waters all back in pool now!Bees rite back Daisy Frend!
As long as you take into consideration the pool warning, the absolutely.
(Welcome by the way)
*throws a ‘n’ to Malicite*
Welcome Daisy!
*kicks the n into place*
Thanks aiki!
PWAY? BOGGY ALLWAYS TIMES LIKE TOO PWAY!*snuffles Daisy* SHE NOT A TROLL!!!
HAY GUYS DAISY AM CUTESY GIRL !CANS WE KEEPS DAISY!
PWEEZE? HUH?
I PROMISS NOT BREAKS HER… EBER!!
Yes BOGGY, we can keep Daisy and include her in on the fun.
But, BOGGY, you do have to share her sometimes.
Share me? What am I? A spliff?
Spliffing means caring!
*squeeze* I spliff because I care.
*squeeze* That’s the best reason to spliff.
Let’s try some fb nostalgia…
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*sign, sign, pass*
Don’t worry Daisy, you’re not my type. You can be one of my many cuddle buddies though!
*squeeze*
“eeeeeep”
Sorry, I make that noise when I get squeezed. Don’t let it put you off though.
*hopes Daisy didn’t take ‘not my type’ the wrong way because he’s a ‘mo*
*is relieved mr. cuddles doesn’t think she’s u.g.l.y*
*takes head out of oven*
I would never think that, just interested in people of the male persuasion hehe
*big squeeze*
Well, you DO have a “smokin’ smile”
Hey Cuddles man!
I MySpaced ya!
Yay! I feel special *squeeze*
Maybe Daisy has a MySpace and can like become
my friend and then it won’t just be you and Tom.
WOW!
aww, poor Skwerlly! BOGGY doesn’t have a myspace yet?
He’s much too nice and too impressionable!
He’d wind up with everyone on earth as his
friend and then inviting them over for a party
with cookies & beer.
She used to have MySpace and Bebo but got too distracted and bored by them so deleted their social networking asses. She can still be reached via her site and MSN.
Cute site name and nice site!
Will memorize it later Ms. Butler.
danger:
danger sign ahead
Warning: Lawyers ahead
LOL danger, pee in pool.
faillllllllll
Reading sign fail.
Warning! Alcohol in vodka!
Woohoo!
Well! At least there wont be any sexual innuendo for this fail!
Then I’m leaving! And I’m taking the jello shots with me!
*waits for my graceful lap partner to arrive and demonstrate her strokes during adult swim*
*has trouble trying to decide what part of that comment isn’t some sort of sexual innuendo*
Did I ever tell you I broke the record for the 100 meter breast stroke?
I don’t believe you, show me.
I was going to squash you like a bug, but….I think I’ll leave you to the Admiral. He’ll have fun with you.
Damn admiral.
I don’t believe YOU. I warned you to stay clear. You’ve got guts, and now it’s time to remove them.
*shows willtroll he’s damned serious*
*takes willtroll’s hat and uses it to clog the safety drain on the kiddie pool*
*shoves willtroll’s ass firmly on top of the main drain*
Dear God, I think you’re serious.
*strokes side*
*butterfly kisses*
*touches, turns over*
*backstrokes*
*strokes smoothly, get closer to your lap*
Urm… water – wet – I’m wet.
Sorry, best I could do.
You have my attention. Go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
This gives me a business idea: Daisy’s “Party” Chat (€10 per reply)
How much is €10 in US dollars.
$13.40 but there’s a special introductory rate where it’s € for $ so you’ll actually only pay $10
Cough up, this counts as a reply!
*hands over $10 in monopoly money.*
Sorry stud all that gets you is an eyelash flutter
Do you take checks?
*spots Willdog a c-note*
Don’t spend it all at once.
Taking a break. All this dirty talk is making me tired (that and i don’t want to get a reputation as Fail Blog whore on my first day)
Awww, I was busy working and missed all the fun
*searches for credit card in desk*
Don’t be silly! Where would I swipe it???
*dirty thought*
Umm…never mind.
*thinks of possibilities*
*keeps mouth shut*
*dazed & dazzled*
*follows Daisy around everywhere*
Sit boy! Sit!
*sits*
*assumes “Really Cute Skwerl Position #17*
*awaits Daisy’s next command anxiously*
Belgian waffles with Ben & Jerry’s please. I’m in Ireland so the waffles better still be warm and the ice-cream better still be cold by the time they reach me
YES Me Lady!
[However there are so many flavors of Ben & Jerry's, that I am hesitant to choose one that might not suit your Irish Palate.]
You might try the potato or corned beef and cabbage flavors.
You mean bacon & cabbage
Or, to continue the stereotyping, how about Guinness flavour?
With leprechaun syrup…
Buys a box of mix, a Belgian Waffle maker,
a half pint of every flavor on Ben & Jerry’s,
and hops on the next flight out, hoping that
the Dublin Airport is close to Daisy.
*hearts Dublin*
I didn’t say you could come with the grub! It’s okay though, I’ll grant you entry (to the country that is)
bu bu but.. but I thought you were different,
you smiled at me, and and you were nice!
I bought you this RING! *opens Tiffany box*
Tiffany eh? Hmmm. That changes everything. Welcome to Ireland!
*does riverdance*
I’m coming to Ireland in May. I can’t wait, I’ve never been!
Goto Blackrock! It’s the home of the Malicite…well his dad at least.
First Dublin, now Blackrock. Anywhere else you’d like to mention?
Bring a raincoat and a replacement liver; you’ll for sure need both.
All you people traveling everywhere!
I can’t pay attention and can barely
afford to keep propping up the U.S.
Economy with my spending habits!
Should I bring my shirt that says ‘St. Patrick makes my liver hurt’?
Yeah sure, everyone over here wears them, you’ll fit right in. Also be sure to paint your face in the Union Jack. We do that too.
Alright everyone, I’m out like a boner in sweatpants. Have a good weekend! *group squeeze*
No no no! It should read, “St. Patrick, make my liver hurt.”
*Squeeze* Have a great weekend everyone, if I should not make it back.
what part of ireland daisy?
Dundalk!
Half way between Dublin and Belfast (best of “both worlds”
It’s amazing at all the people travelling everywhere…who’s gonna come down to South Africa? And more specifically, are you going to visit Cape Town, the mother city?
I’ve been to Cape Town! Beautiful scenery in South Africa.
They left out the word “Radioactive”
Now just WHO left all that water in the pool?? Someone’s liable to dive off the end of the diving board and get all wet! Pretty thoughtless if you ask me (and no one did.)
I like how you ripped that comment in.
Really? Water? you don’t say. Could be worse I suppose. It could be full of Pee.
Or skin melting acid!
I’d rather that than pee. I ain’t into watersports.
I like you. You are crazy, but I like you!
Aww that’s nice, I like you too. Btw you get 5 out of 5 for typing.
You should clickie his name. You can rank your own typing!
What drink can I give you to win your affection? Hmm, I wonder. What do you like the most?
Hell dude if it’s wet and alcoholic I’ll take it.
Now you’re getting into the failblog spirit!
Welcome, by the way, Miss Daisy! (Hee!) I’m Emoom, previously Skwerlly Em, but you can call me Em. Have fun failing! Any questions, you know who to ask.
shouldnt it be obvious sign win?
i agree but what could be a win pool empty?
Danger!
-Sing on Fence-
pffff
nice i lke it
Sorry, I don’t know that song.
ZING!
my godddddd
when are we going to get our own sign? “Danger, high levels of sarcasm in blog”
fexs has already got it tatoo’d to his forhead
“Sarcasm”, it was my first word =D
The panel is dark, it hard to see what’s written…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DANGER UP AHEAD ————————>
You are in a forest full of TREES!
GOOD! [I so hate forests than are just completely full of NO TREES at all!]
I choose to walk straight West.
Hey Bob, I have been more of a passive observer today, but I think that failblog had a troll free day!!!
Well, if our imposter-spotting bloodhound says so, it’s gotta be true.
Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I mean that literaly. On a side note, I really hate my parents and don’t have any friends.
You have us, don’t we count? *squeeze*
Thanks for the squeeze. Unfortunatley none of what I said is true. I will say anything for laughs. I am quite a whore.
*takes back squeeze* Wait…did you say whore? *squeezes again*
I once convinced someone that I didn’t work anymore and got checks from the government because I was crazy. The sad part is she didn’t second guess me at all.
Maybe I scared them away? We all know what happened with a certain troll!
I WANT THE SQUEEZES!
BIG green BUTTON!
*pushes*
What does it do now?
Doomsday sequence starting…
10%…
A MULITICOLOUR one!
*SQUEEZES button*
Did I speed it up? Is the universe going to implode? I hope it does! *claps hands in childish delight*
Oh No it’s water. I’m melting! I’m melting! I’m meltiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg
Obvious sign Win.
Obvious? Hey, in a land where it is necessary to put a sign on a microwave that you shouldn´t put your cat into it and turn it on, is this really obvious?
Or that the coffee you are about to drink is hot…I guess you have a point.
Wait…the sign said NOT to give kitty a ride on the indoor merry-go-round?
…brb…
Sure it was a mistake…damn financial crisis.
you know what sign they forgot? don’t shove me in the toaster!
*likes the right toaster*
holy crap, there’s water in that pool!
water on pool… run!!!
No, water in pool.
?
!
Ÿ
λ
Ï€
where did every body go?
They found out there’s water in this pool.
I went and got drunk some. I was gonna go swimming but then I saw that sign and decided against it, i don’t want to get wet.
FIRST!
Bit too late…
Im sorry but I can’t help myself
POOLS CLOSED!
My first comment ever! Win.
What’s the misery with that?
What is up with this *squeeze* shit, do you realize how stupid that is? Mix it up a little bit.
*uzeqese*
*quezes*
*pinch*
Did that work for ya?
well, that’s a little more original but i was looking for something completely new.
*kick to the groin*
Now that’s different.
//Hard to move in it but hella tasty.*squeeze* (from page one)
actually it would be just as easy to swim in jello, custard or even maple syrup, as it would in water.
Obvious sign is obvious.
O RLY?
lolll
Poles don’t drink water.
Obvious and bad photoshop job.
*lets water out of pool* There–all safe now.
Wow. Camera Exposure Settings fail too.
danger:
Joker!!, don’t get into the pool, you’ll melt down =)
Are we sure that’s WATER? O_o
REALLY, WATER *GASP* NO WAAAY
oh noes! Not water?
Wouldn’t it be more dangerous without water? You’d bang your head if you jumped in an empty pool!
Just plain ol’ stupid.
Really.
Ed Hardy shirts
It is probably there because of frivolous lawsuits.
is this in winnipeg? i’ve taken this photo for my own amusement.
Thanks for reminding me, sign!
OMG! Not water! Ahhhhh! lol
Run away, Elphaba!!!!