Comments on: Door Fail

By: Petter

Petter — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:35:17 +0000

The door is obviously locked…

By: Ashleigh

Ashleigh — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:09:27 +0000

*Whimpers* Following instructions is hard enough to begin with.

By: hetle

hetle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:48:53 +0000

its pull since every emergency exit got to push… because if in case of an emergancy people can get out safely and not get smashed to the door when about 50 ppl are link running behind ya

By: frogman

frogman — Sat, 23 May 2009 19:48:48 +0000

A “keep out” would have worked better…

By: Moon

Moon — Fri, 08 May 2009 01:45:53 +0000

Correct, it is downtown Milledgeville!
I about died when I saw this.
I wasn’t expecting to see downtown on the Fail Blog.

By: G-Rod

G-Rod — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:28:37 +0000

*sings* Nothin’ could be grand-ah than to be in Louisiana in the mornin’
In the moooornin’ . . .
*crickets chirping*
. . . sorry, I thought we were still going . . .

By: Ron Mexico

Ron Mexico — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:10:36 +0000

I know this place. It’s in Milledgeville, Ga. It’s a restaurant called Chops. Weird . . .

By: Bacon

Bacon — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:25:27 +0000

photo
shopped

By: edjfirj

edjfirj — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:38:15 +0000

Ed Hardy shirts

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:46:35 +0000

seen that way too many times, at my school there is even handles on an automatic door lol

By: sparr

sparr — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:29:02 +0000

Why do people always being up the McDonald’s coffee case? That was a legitimate complaint. “Hot” is relative. 180 degree (F) coffee causes burns over ten times as deep and fast as “normal” 130-150 degree coffee.

Consider the alternative. Everyone knows that a snowball is cold. When I toss one at you, you are aware that catching it with your bare hands will be *momentarily* uncomfortable. Then I throw a snowball made of solidified nitrogen at you. You catch it, and the skin, flesh, and bone of your hand freezes solid instantly and breaks off, leaving you with no hands and frostbite up to your elbow. Who is at fault? You “knew” the snowball was “cold”, so “obviously” you shouldn’t have caught it.

By: My required name

My required name — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:49:57 +0000

I don’t eat beef or pork, but some chicken with the mushroom risotto sounds good…

By: Sina

Sina — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:26:28 +0000

Dork. I could photoshop something way better than this. It takes real life to create something this lame. Again, C’mon down to Milledgeville. Dinner at Chops is my treat.

By: Retard

Retard — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:38:46 +0000

It’s not a photoshop you idiot. I live here, too.

By: Randy

Randy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:54:09 +0000

Seriously stop posting photoshops. Totally lame photoshop job

By: CWR

CWR — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:52:34 +0000

The end!

By: CWR

CWR — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:50:56 +0000

*sidles ninja-like from the room*
.
*avoids jet engine intake*

By: CWR

CWR — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:45:46 +0000

When sweat pops away from you head as in a R. Crumb illustration – that’s popsweat.

By: Aja

Aja — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:47:01 +0000

Gheghe

By: Talking Penis

Talking Penis — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:29:57 +0000

*SLAPS IN THE FACE*

By: Ayda

Ayda — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:31:35 +0000

I just realized yesterday when I went there for dinner. Otherwise I’ve always been too drunk to realize. Haha. I saw this and immediately called my friend b/c it was super ironic considering I just saw it yesterday. Haha (:

By: Pfft

Pfft — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:47:37 +0000

We all surprise ourselves once in a while.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:25:13 +0000

*enters through the exit while pushing the pull handle*
*SQUEEZES the Moomin*
*disappears just as the universe implodes*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:19:49 +0000

Ahem.

*raises eyebrow*

Methinks someone should be careful with his/her name…!

By: Sina

Sina — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:04:08 +0000

Hey! A Milledgevilledger! C’mon you knew this was here…why haven’t you FAILED it before now?

By: hammykins

hammykins — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:33:32 +0000

I found it hilarious.

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:29:04 +0000

You’re toasting a poor innocent lame joke astride a fire?!?! Oh, the humanity!!!

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:19:30 +0000

Are we Loony-Tooning, Glen-Danziging or Eric-Burdening here? That’s exactly why we need this comedic training program!

By: unhinged

unhinged — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:18:20 +0000

Perhaps the doors are bisexual

(They swing both ways)

By: ABC

ABC — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:48:26 +0000

CHOPS!!

By: Talking Penis

Talking Penis — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:28:46 +0000

):< HOW INSULTING! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW… that has never happened

By: Sidhe Cat

Sidhe Cat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:56:20 +0000

Aww… I like your avatar!

By: Sina

Sina — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:45:31 +0000

Nope. Sorry hun. I took it myself. Come visit Milledgeville, Georgia and I’ll take you out to eat at this place. By popular demand the explanation I got from the manager when I asked after taking the pic: The old building (with fancy handles) was renovated….wall on interior added too close to doors to seperate building into two rented spaces. Plates added and hinges fixed, door opens out now…never bothered replacing the handles.

Gee…now all the mystery is gone. I feel sad.

By: Sina

Sina — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:40:55 +0000

It’s in downtown Milliedgeville, Ga

By: Fexs

Fexs — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:01:22 +0000

Boths at same time

By: GreenSpark

GreenSpark — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:57:29 +0000

I dunno.

Door plates don’t ususally say ‘PULL’ on them.

Also, a day that is bright enough to cause that kind of sheen on the brass and such a amasing reflection in the glass… wouldn’t there be a shadow where the pull bars meet the wood of the door?

I’m a little suspicious about this one.

*cough*PHOTOSHOP*cough*

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:53:26 +0000

I chuckled.

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:49:52 +0000

*sniff*
I threw it all over Arthur trying to be Haxored in the next fail. Sorry.
I ran that way after seeing there was a party over there ——>

By: jam

jam — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:46:26 +0000

*Pat pat pat*
There there Moomin. It’s ok, I can still use your bunting for other things.

By: HamatoKameko

HamatoKameko — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:28:55 +0000

PARADOX!

By: Karlla from Brazil

Karlla from Brazil — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:27:02 +0000

TOTALY FAIL! ^^

By: Emperor

Emperor — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:57:02 +0000

They will have to apply the push pull method to survive.

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:01:42 +0000

*squeezey*

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:59:01 +0000

I know what you mean. I prefer to murder only one at a time. I feel it gives me the opportunity to do the best job possible each and every time.

By: ThatGuy

ThatGuy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:58:46 +0000

Ahh, the entrance to the Midvale School for the Gifted.

By: southern

southern — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:41:46 +0000

Photographer’s fail

By: Goddess_Ino

Goddess_Ino — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:35:16 +0000

*brain implodes* GAHH *flail*

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:31:17 +0000

*grabs bunting and runs*

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:30:49 +0000

*photocopies red card on black and white printer*
Here you go.

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:30:01 +0000

I’m having ‘oops.