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He should shave instead of wax. Waxing can be dangerous.
wonder what the sack and crack look like…..but would rather not know
it’s definitely a tumor
It’s not a tumuh.
Get to da chopaah!
This is an Epic Win BTW
It shows how good the sun cream is, apart from that lil bit where he missed
that’s why it’s fail because they missed a spot, a huge one btw
I actually had the OPPOSITE sunburn, because my wife put sunscreen in the middle of my back, but not around the edges… and the sunburn turned into tan, and the big white spot lasted for over a year. Thanks hon!
Lol Kuwarudo, u dont think i noticed that?
but from the products manufactures point of view, its a huge win!
I’m a cop you iiidiot!
lol you fail too. sun screen not sun cream
It’s called sun cream in the UK.
Also, comic sans = FAIL.
is not lupus either.
Aww, he’s blushing.
Anybody else reminded of that scene in “The 40 year old virgin”?
No. Maybe because I have never seen that one.
Ah. Well, basically, the lead character (Stevel Carrel) gets his chest waxed. Very painful, schadenfraude involved.
i saw it but not his whole chest. he stopped waxin’ it because of the pain.
I love the scene when he goes home with the blond girl
and he takes of his shirt. then he has this stupid half waxed chest
and she puts a shower head up her doodie
He was a Man’O'Lantern.
Yep.
Actually a funny movie, Arthur – ya oughta get it
I really don’t think she was putting the showerhead “up her doodie” as you so eloquently put it.
Me thinks she was using the water as a masturbatory aid.
some people amaze me.
it`s called schadenfreude
Maybe not in Japan.
That’s not a wax burn that’s a sun burn (see the fingerprints)? Happend to me (closer to my lower back) when my g/f didn’t apply the sun tan lotion on my lower back to go under the elastic band of my swimsuit. I told her to fix it or the next time I would spell “DORK” on her back
ouch :S
wooh
Pretty sure he doesnt have girlfriend.
People without a girlfriend have to use their own hands to get done what has to be done.
One is the lonliest number…
LONELIEST! HEIL!
*sigh*
My day is not going well…
^LonEliest!
Maybe it’s my cache or something but you seem to be nude.
I can only see the default avatar. Lucky you.
Well, that is her… Forget it.
*peers intently…*
I’d pay cash to see that
Everything is “off” today.
Gloves included?
At virtually no additional charge.
No, no it isn’t. Trust me, being single = never being alone…well for me at least
Main Entry:
1sin·gle Listen to the pronunciation of 1single
Pronunciation:
\ˈsiŋ-gəl\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English sengle, from Anglo-French, from Latin singulus one only; akin to Latin sem- one — more at same
Date:
14th century
1 a: not married b: of or relating to celibacy
2: unaccompanied by others : lone , sole
3 a (1): consisting of or having only one part, feature, or portion (2): consisting of one as opposed to or in contrast with many : uniform (3): consisting of only one in number b: having but one whorl of petals or ray flowers
Source: Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
Procreation fail.
With this tan, he ain’t getting any.
In theory.
I seem to recall the worst sunburn of my life arising from a situation where my boyfriend wouldn’t get off his cell phone at the time, and as a result just failed to pay any attention to actually applying the damn sunblock, while telling me, ‘All right, you’re all good.’
That was a fun couple days’ excruciating pain.
For him, I hope.
Boyfriend fail.
Dump the idiot.
If you want to do something properly do it yourself.
lobster man cometh
By himself!
kitty kitty, why you don’t seem like yourself? Cream on lip again?
*puts down a saucer of milk*
Unfortunately, no cream yet. Vacation and b-day are around the corner… then I can smack my lips. LOL
WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I do love a good lip-smacking from time to time! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Heee!
This is what happens when you use BaconLube instead of sunscreen – deeelicious!
Crackling!
Squeel like a pig!
Mmmmmm, roast long pig for breakfast.
I Donner know if I’ve ever tried that.
are those hoof prints on his back?
No, just Sarah Jessica Parker prints
Too much horsing around then. Tch tch tch.
Go, go, Gadget arms!
Hey…it’s a fishy!
Confession time – A similar thing happened to me once.
Went to the beach, and applied sunscreen everywhere but my feet.
Fell asleep on the beach.
Had my feet in a bucket of water for the next fortnight.
fort night is forty days ?
“2 weeks”. Can I get some different memories guys? I don’t like these ones.
Remember that time we were in the cinema with the fake puke up in the balcony? And we went Hurck, hurck, huuuuuuuuuuurck and poured it over the side and then the whole cinema started going hurk, hurk, hurrrrrrrrk all over each other and everyone was sick. . .
Hmmm. The Goonies?
Mikey you Goooooonie!
(Didn’t understand that, but I thought I shoul smile along, then nobody notices.)
Lead character is called Mikey
(Assumes Arthur knew that as he smiled)
(then wonders why he’d point it out if he assumed he did, gets confused)
*climbs in refridgerator with corpse to get ice-cream*
Oh, didn’t remember that. What was the monster-guys name?
Sloth. HEY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU GUYS!
Hehehe! I loved that movie when I was a kid!
Loved…loved…you don’t still love it? Say it ain’t so Arthur. Say it ain’t so.
Haven’t seen it in a while, so I can’t really tell. But what I have noticed is that childhood memories often are destroyed when I try to re-live/see/whatever them today. There was a certain playground where I went to as a child. It was HUGE. I’ve been there recently – it wasn’t anymore…
*squeeze*
I gotta say, the most painful sunburn I’ve ever had was on the top of my feet. Horrible!
Actually the line is “Andi you Goonie.”
Troy was yelling at her down the wishing well when all she sent up
was the sweater.
A fortnight is 2 weeks.
Not in the land of 5eagles. They’ve gone metric.
I had the same thing happen on my honeymoon in Jamaica. You could actually see the finger marks on the spot on my back which I had missed.
Fortunately, knowing that my family is from so far north that at some points in the year sunset and sunrise are separated by 40 minutes, and that my wife is paler than I am, we had packed some after-sun lotion. I applied it early and often. That, and the fact that in such a climate one tends to consume rum in about the quantities which are generally recommended for water kept my pain to a minimum.
Oh God. That reminds me of one year in scout camp, when one of the guys didn’t put on sunscreen and then fell asleep on the beach with his hand on his chest. For the rest of the week he had a white handprint on his red-then-brown chest.
GASP!! The mark of Saruman!! Don’t worry, though. I’m sure the Ents will take care of this one soon enough.
Zoidberg FTW!
Looks… painful.
*closes eyes to soothe Cloud’s pain*
hahahahaha
u need a fly honey to help put that on my man
Thats why you get a hot chick to do your back
But all the really hot chicks are scaring the $#%^&*! out of singers on stage.
You thought she was hot?
Stupid American
Did you call me?
What he said was all greek to me.
I couldn’t hear him, the sirens were so loud.
says Homer.. hypocrite fail
Speak
Strike
Redress!
I bet you didn’t know Shakespeare “invented” that phrase!
^Bigoted moron fail
*writes “I’M A PRICK” with sunscreen on Homer’s back and chains him to solarium*
*Points and laughs*
*pokes and laughs even harder*
*laughs and pokes harder*
*slaps Homer on back*
Cheer up, it was all in good humour.
*pokes Homer in the eye*
No, it wasn’t.
*clothes line*
clothes line!
1…2…3!!!
He’s done it!
grannycatflap has won the world title!
Ew. You must have gotten some lotion on your hand!
Go Russia go!
Вьебем по Хуевым Пендосам
Doh!
I do not understand. Either I get my pic with the wrong name, or the correct name with no avatar. Whassup with Failblog?
Cindyrellae?grammerteilung? Is that really you, Sidhe Cat? You understand that we are a bit suspicious lately, with all the trolls changing names. (But I think it IS you
)
Yes, it’s me. Mookie and friends can verify it (from MySpace.)
Ceci n’est pas un sunburn.
Photoshopped?
Nah, I think it’s the mark of Satan. Satin? I forget.
Mookie, sometimes I just don’t understand what the hell you are talking about
The Devil you say! What what.
I still Dante know what you’re talking about, Mookie.
Wait, wait. We should all have a chance for redemption.
Pray tell, how do you think that’s going to happen?
I confess, I’m not sure.
*abandons all hope*
*enters*
Twas my good intentions that brought me here.
Did you take the highway?
I went in a handbasket.
Did you travel Faust, BF?
You remember to pay the ticket? Oh and which level will you be staying on?
Having trouble hearing again? If you’re looking for your hearing aid I think it sin the third drawer on the left.
Devilitely!
Definitely.
i understand the finger prints….but what’s up with those smugs?
What’s a smug? Where can I purchase one?
sunscreen is for pussies anyway.
I think you have confused sunscreen with lube.
son screen?
son cream?
Dear god no, I apologize for that!
Wow, I do not want to know what you do in your spare time.
watch youtube videos and usually get Rick Roll’d
Sounds like a decent way to spend time to me!
only if its too dried up.
anyone care for a bacon flavoured potato?
*passes bowl with roasted nuts*
*offers beef jerky*
woo hoo!
LOL had the same thing once!
http://saalk.mybrute.com
cool game!
rather a suncream win and a not-having-the-guts-to-ask-someone-to-put-some-lotion-on-ones-back-fail
OUCH! That looks REALLY painful… I’m gonna write something on my body in sunscreen next time I’m at the beach! WOOT!
why don’t you write ‘chip’ on your shoulder?
I’d tap that
Ouch!
that made me laugh out loud!
friction causes heat
Are you ready for the burn?
Why, didn’t you shave?
You’re back to normal now, Sidhe! Yay!
it looks like the sith lord Maul from star wars.
The wurst is strong in that one
It wasn’t me!
This is why you need to ask for help.
Yup. Sadly, this has happened to me, too.
he’s right handed.
Aha.
Take On Me
I love the fingerprints. XD
I love the flower girl
My baby loves love.
I am satin’s child!!!!!!!!!!
O____________O
xD
What is “XD”?
You don’t all drive 1981 Ford Falcons, so it must be summat else.
He’s so smiley he’s squinting.
thanks
Smiling with the love of satin in him
*throws coloured paper over Haxored to cheer him up*
*tickletickletickle*
XD = 490
what does O________O mean?
if add less of ___ does that make my
O___________O less convincing?
Typically the longer the mouth the greater the level of whatever emotion you’re trying to convey. There comes a point, though, where it becomes too long and it’s impact is nullified by the complaints that you’ve gone too far.
XD is similar: the more “D”s on the end, the greater the amusement. Thus “XDDDDD” is roughly five times the comedy of “XD”.
The More You Know shootingstar.gif
Aww, IT’s why you can never go to the beach alone, unless you’re capable of getting some girl to rub your back. Lol, he clearly tried to apply the sunscreen to himself.
But it’s OK if you don’t work in IT?
IT sure is.
see those scar <–(is it a scar?). It looks like some one with big palm just slap there. Wow,. pretty nasty .. Ewwww
I can’t see a scar
(which proves I’m the king of the ring by far)
I don’t see a scar either. I only see gold-brown baked teenager.
I was thinking more along the lines of “boiled lobster,” m’self.
yup,…
I did this once. I missed part of my leg putting sunscreen on and it got fried. Hurt for weeks.
why did you do it?
This guy should try to airbrush the rest of his body to cover up the the sunburn.
What is that??? What did they do to him?? This shape doesn’t look like… anything.
I does look like Elvis, imo.
I read somewhere that the Shroud of Turin was the result of a sunscreen accident.
can you send me that article? Shroud of Turin interests me.
So the Son o’ God spent too much time in the sun? O God!
At least we know the sunblock works!
IMO, he may have been able to reach his back (or at least most of it) if he wasn’t such a porker.
Hmmm, you think he looks fat? I’d say he just has a muscled back… If you look at his waist and arms it doesn’t look like he’s overweight, just shapen like a V
Argh, I meant to type shapeD of course! Silly Dutch people
Took a second look and you maybe correct. If these are indeed muscles then they are not well defined.
..
and a V is nothing but a glorified D
..
I don’t know what that means …. don’t ask me.
Geshapet?
*walks in*
*creeps back out again*
i see now FB is hours behind my time zone any way 2 correct this?
Just ignore it.
*Stealthy SQUEEZE*
hehe! *squeeze*
Morning Jam!
Afternoon Cuddles.
I’m now on me jollies! Woop!
*pulls out translation dictionary and looks up ‘jollies’*
Jolly holidays aka vacation!
*note to self: not everyone is English*
It all makes sense now!
Hehe jollies…
Yeah. I was really going in the wrong direction with that one, Jam.
ok thanks! mr cuddles (the magnificent)
Looks like Mrs. Rorschach has a sense of humor
I totally did that to myself once when I was 15. It lasts for months.
ahahaah ahahahahhahahhahahh!
Where do you (all of you) live? Country and underwear check please….
….on second thought, forget the underwear. I will start.
.
I live in the USA
That’s a big ol’ place though Leila! UK >England >East Sussex >Eastbourne.
USA >New Jersey
(boxer briefs
)
Just in case anyone is wondering, mine do match!
thats a first all girls i know there underwear never does
not that i go round checking
*feels embarest*
Aw… *pinches cheeks*
I am with you jam. I feel awkward all day if I don’t match my undies and bra.
Poor Mr. Cuddles from NJ :/ *holds up his Philadelphia flag*
You’re from Philly? That’s where I went to school
You went to…….. U Penn?
I went to Drexel. Right next door.
That was my second guess!
I knew you guys looked familiar.
They are siblings … they just don’t know yet. Shhhhhh……
USA. The Louisiana part of it, to be more forthcoming. And I do not have any checked underwear.
USA = currently Alabama. North Carolina is home, though.
Earth > North America > USA > New York > NOT NYC. (Or anything else in Eastern NY.) My home is in the HSBC arena watching the Buffalo Sabres kick some Ranger arse.
.
White. (I had to check. I couldn’t remember. I pity myself.) *Sulks*
carpet & drapes or bra & panties?
*squeeze*
HAHA! Both! Though I think someone sprinkled cress seeds and then watered.
No offence, but New Jersey smells bad.
None taken, I agree, but it’s mostly North Jersey with all of the oil refineries. South Jersey is all farm land.
I was born in Jersey. Northern Jersey is shtinky, no doubt.
*squeeze* Morning Mookie!
Where in Jersey were you born?
Oh, sorry cuddles – I just saw this! I was born in Orange. *squeeze*
Whether it be factory smoke or cow crap its all smelly. I went to Atlantic City and (not realizing that there are no cabs 1 street off the boardwalk) walked from the Trump Taz Mahal to the Borgata. It’s a miracle I am still alive.
I thought New Jersey was a myth
I saw it on mythbusters and apparently it is a real state.
MYTH IS CONFIRMED!
Next, Bigfoot!
Bigfoot could be easier to believe.
Oh, he lives in my backyard. And the Jersey Devil is my best friend.
I got lost in the pine barrens before. That place is noooooooo joke.
That’s nothing, I’ve met the Loch Ness Monster in Person. Apparently he’s a Yankees fan.
Eww…he’s evil.
South Africa>Cape Town 35°C
Commando
I read that and heard the A Team music in my head!
I thought of the Team Fortress 2 theme. Generation gap in full effect.
*feels old*
What does that make me?????
Sexy!
You only look about 12 though!
Love makes me young.
That and good skin.
My mutant healing power usually does the trick!
I actually feel old on occasion.
I’m 18.
Same here.
*feels old*
How old are you Malicite? Because you look like you’re in your 20’s from your avatar.
26, I think.
I’m 23. There’s no reason you should feel old
Hehe, I have a lot of gray hair, that’s what makes me feel old.
Well from what I can see in your avatar, you look pretty good ;-P
I ain’t gettin’ in no plane!
How did you know I had a BA hairdo down there?
I had my suspicions.
I am in TEXAS. Worst place imaginable.
I grew up in Texas. :<
I am very sorry to hear that.
I lived here for 5 LOOOOOONG years and I hate this place. People are RUDE! Drivers want to kill you on a daily basis. WHY NOT LEARN HOW TO SIGNAL? Is that too much to ask? WHY MUST YOU CUT ME OFF? And, I will personally go after every official who ok’d them to get a license.
…
Done ranting and raving………..for now.
midlands england and yup fresh on today
I’m pleased to hear that. You never know when you’re going to get run over by a bus.
;P
Are you sure stranded? I smell something all the way in the US. Check again!!!!!
hey what do you know ive soiled my self again
*shakes solids out of trouser leg*
EW! Go to your room!!!!!
USA>Minnestota
Yeah, the USA is larger than Minnesota. That makes sense.
You are silly!
Canada>Ontario>Kingston.
“Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” boxers.
sunburn
Why yes, it is. I was wondering if he had painted his back red or something. Thank you for that most insightful comment.
Morning Failbloggers! TGIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morning B2th! Sup?
Just waiting for 4 o’clock to get here. *waits*
You mean 4:20, right? Or does it take you 20 minutes to roll it?
No, I get off (work) at 4:00. Then it’s off to the liquor store! Whoo hoo! Daddy’s getting shit faced tonight!
Amen to that!
And Mommy’s getting a taste of the whiskey dick, I guess.
Doubtful, she’s all stressed because of the At&t crap going on.
Oh, I said “taste” in the figurative sense. he he
OIC
LOL! Its 4pm here in 5 minutes, but I only get off at 5
*waits with Blue2th* It’s only 10:00 here so I have a while to wait.
Ugh, it’s only 8:52 here.
10:19 here.
(Mornin’, all! Happy Friday!)
Good morning Judy! *squeeze*
Good morning Blue2th!
I agree, TGIF!
You forgot the extra ‘F’ in TGIF.
TTFGIMFF
TTFGIMFF
What’s the first ‘T’ stand for …..I got the rest.
Thank The F*cking God It’s Mother F*cking Friday?
yes.
Yay! What do I win?
Ask Arthur he owes me $5 bucks.
Good morning, good afternoon and good bye! Have a nice weekend!
Bye Arthur.
*waves*
Bye Arthur!
Geez, I JUST got here…..bu-bye Arthur.
Toodles!
Awwwwwwwwww. Just found this.
Have a good weekend Arthur.
*squeeze*
Yo dude, you missed a spot!
RT
http://www.anon-tools.cz.tc
Ouch, that’s got to be a peaceful night of sleep.
It looks like a red hedgehog snuffling along from left to right.
Interesting. Very interesting. Now can you tell me what you see in this next one Mr. Moomin? *holds up next ink blot test*
That looks suspiciously like a . . . . .
*SQUEEZE*
What do you think?
Poor guy. afffff.
wtf’s that??
That would be a sunburn. Most people have them at some time or another, by way of not wearing adequate protection, such as sunblock.
…which is something DCPowerball would understand if he left his basement once in awhile.
Looks more like a skin condition to me. Possibly urticaria & angioedema…
Im double jointed in my shoulders so I dont have this problem
I’m double jointed in my elbows. The only thing that allows me to do is freak people out. :/
im double jointed in my fingers, elbows, knees, and shoulders
its kinda creepy
well, at least we know the sunscreen works.
At least it shows that the sunscreen works right?
Oh, this is epic.
But even better was the time when I tried using spray-on sunscreen for the first time. Being a ditzy 11-year-old, I thought you just had to spray it on and go.
After 5 hours in the pool, I found that this is not so. I looked like a pinto bean for weeks. XD
you uh missed a spot
I’m thinking BaconLube is not a good substitute for 45 SPF.
Aww poor guy… I did this once when I was probably 11 haha.
this gives me a raging boner
if that is actually a sun burn and not a joke…. oww!
I’ve done that myself, I looked like a inverted-Teletubbie
thats why u always get someone else 2 put sunscreen on ur back
Ed Hardy shirts
This isn’t real…it’s probably lotion or something else. but it’s fake.
lmao lmao lmao
I’ve done this to myself.
I put sunscreen on my back
and I was sure I could do my back by myself
and apparently I couldn’t
because the next day i had almost that exact same burn
u missed a spot
That actually happened to me once. I was sunburned all over my back except for one handprint at the top.
you never were good at putting it on.. i had too.
find someone who can help now!!
good luck in the future!!
dont think he will try hiding his dick in the sand for that long anymore
Sunscreen win!
Quick mask tool lmao
He needs some aloe
Suncream WIN!
Did he died?
OUCH!!! *winces violently* I wouldn’t want THAT sunburn!!!
Oh, and that’s why you should have someone help you apply the sunscreen/suncream (Whatever you want to call it) to those hard to reach areas.
auch..
SOOO FAKE!!