You get no ball.
The ball has become a lie.
You lost priveledges to the ball.
Your life with the ball is now in ruins.
You may no longer continue contact with the ball.
The ball thinks your self-centered.
‘First’ posting: The consequences are harsh and varies, you may get a slap on the wrist, or you might get your balls taken away… Is that not deterrent enough?
Rediscover Milk
.
Mother was right! Milk helps you to relax and become calm.(It is rich in calcium, a muscle relaxant, as well as amino acid called tryptophan, a powerful natural sedative.)
Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it:
The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; and then the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
I’m great thanks just finished uni for 3 weeks for easter and the sun is shining, woohoo! How you doing? And when/why are you visiting this glorious isle?!
You can come to the beach, we can all have a nice picnic. If you’re driving, I’ll make some jam *gulp* sandwiches and Czuhc can make up a flask of tea.
I only ever found one shop that sold jam sandwiches, that was in York. The shop was called Hartley’s, but the jam was Tesco Saver. How disappointed was I?
I like picnics
I’ll make flapjack.
*scoots off*
Clickie my name, and see if you want to join. You’ll find many of your FB friends on there, already. (Moomin has already been inducted, or I would address this to him, too).
It is done! Thank you for the invitation. I hade to make an account first. I’m on Facebook myself (but have mainly been neglecting my account, as I already told).
I bet it road out of there with your wallet, didn’t it? Or did it simply drive away? I think you should forget the martial arts and simply practice street fighting.
it didn’t I saw it from a far but when this crime-program on BBC was on they asked for tips about the mugging but I didn’t dare to call, because I thought it might wanted to get me back once I reported the avenue!
Everyone, meet Lime. Lime is different from lemons. In fact, Lime here is different from all the other limes. See, it was kidnapped by a bear while fishing for pigs in them woves’ barnyards, and could only escape with the help of a Blue Jay bird craving for worm food and his borken leg. Then he broke the other one in an attempt to mash the bears’ menacing teeth. But it made it -for the moment. Flying over the vast lake of the country, he toppled over and fell on a red-headed frog. Apparently, the fall must have woken Lime up because it found itself back in its bed, 11 Am south-east clockwise. Greenwhich time. Busy day, Mondays are sure a heck of a school-counseling cleaning desk worktimes, and it didnt know if it had the guts to do it. You see, lemons have no guts. They end in guts. And don’t tell me you’ve actually read this.
If you had access to the drugs that JasonK is taking, then you could work until 19:45 in a burning building surrounded by rabid bunny zombies and not even care that you were fired @ 16:27!
well if you read the whole story you find out that this guy is actually a 7 year old kid because he only thinks in animals everything here is an animal, animal food or animal part or whatever. except for the main character which seems to be a fruit with a brain.
I saw that on TV a long time ago in a show with big-bird. Would make me say he is even younger but because of the words he uses I took an averaged between 3 and 11.
If you do read this i think you it’s strange, because my story even sucks even more than his. hope you enjoyed it!
I read it, not like I had anything better to do for those couple minutes, I found it very fascinating, but what happened to the frog? Do all lemons dream of flying across lakes with a bird that has a ‘borken’ leg and a broken leg?
That isn’t a shitty modification, that is a repair, or at least an attempt at a repair.
If that car was driven in my state, it would need a set of lights, and a “bumper”. The bumper can be made out of wood, but it has to be at the correct height, and it needs to extend out a few inches beyond the rest of the car.
If the car is pulled over, the driver will get a fine. It is one of the more polite fines, in that the fine is waived if you get the car to meet the standards within fifteen days.
Yes, as long as everything you want to draw is right-angled. Which might come out looking something like the crappy patterns that already exist. That’s how an etch-a-sketch was for me, anyway. I could draw great rectangles, and stairs and steps were pretty easy too. Straight lines were no problem either. Anything else, though…ugh. Stupid etch-a-sketch! Mine must have been broken.
However, I kicked ass with Lite-Brite. Those always came out looking nice. I COULD have done good with Spirograph, but those little pins that were supposed to hold down the ring always came loose before I was done.
That’s not a bad idea. Make your own avatar with a Spirograph. If I should ever use one again though, I’m going to glue that stupid center ring down to the paper, and…oh, no, wait; that probably won’t work out very well!
i cant stand any of you …
if i had the chance i would wipe you all off the planet …
HOW sad do you have to be to have convos over a stupit fail picture .. wich is the worst thing ever EVER invented …
this is amazing … what the *……….* about ? is it some kind of action..
ohhhh i am actualy about to cream !!! you lot are thhheeeeeeee best i love it !!!
let me try … *pull a baseball bat out of my car and mash all you brares up*
is that how its dun?
allow off all yoots yeah you get me cuz… dont let me catch no minors road side our you’ll get mashed up!
Whats*
Is* x2
I* x2
pulls*
brares? *cough*
it’s*
done*
allow off all yoots yeah you get me cuz? *coughs again, uses white-out on whole sentence*
Don’t*
any*
I think I got them all. Thanks for using ‘Taco spell checker’ we hope you’ve found our sentence fix satisfactory and will use our services again.
If you really have ‘boys’ I feel so sorry for them…
I’m more than happy to continue your laughter though!
And by American you mean? Taco’s don’t come from the US. Although I personally prefer our taco’s above authentic. Not that there’s anything wrong with authenticity. If I actually cared what you thought of me that would be offensive ^_^
nahhh rudance you got it all wrong cuz.
my boys as in my mates not my kids you pie face.
to be honest mate i have just moved back to the uk from FAT FAT FAT texas and i preferd .. umm nothing coz its all pure heart attact !!! i cant stand how many FAT people i saw in wallmart using disabled buggy things .. the usa is a pure state….
im sooo glad im english and not hated by the world ..
its ok you can shussssh now your not funny any more .. the interlectual horse you keep airing is getting boaring …
peace blud XxX
go shuvvel some more heavy duty mayo in your face..
I watched a man consume a ‘breakfast’ which would have fed me for an entire day. I could barely believe my eyes when he kept ordering dish after dish. Quite a feat. Then I came to realise it’s not an uncommon occurrence.
My statement still stands. ‘I feel sorry for your boys’ works that way too. Meaning that I feel sorry that those guys have to put up with you, poo.
Seriously though, why’d you go to Texas? That IS likely a bad area for the stereo-typed ‘Americans’. We’ve disowned Texas in light of the err of their ways! (We’re considering giving it back to Mexico.) (no offence to NORMAL texans ofcourse!)
Now, like I said, this is no longer worth my time… so for the third time I’ll say it. Have a nice day ^_^!!!!
Okay, judging from this and the previous posts, you are clearly a mentally retarded chav, but I will still tear apart this train wreck. I’m going to pass over all the flagrant spelling and grammar violations, because those are too obvious.
First of all, it’s Wal-Mart you’re talking about. It’s where the worst people America has to offer shop, many of them grossly overweight.
Saying a word three times is very, very, very unnecessary.
The United States is a “pure state”? I’m not sure what you mean by that, but I guess it was a compliment, so thank you.
“the interlectual horse you keep airing is getting boaring” makes absolutely no sense. If you want to use an idiom, make sure it’s one that actually has some sort of logical connection in it.
And there’s no such thing as heavy-duty mayonnaise, but whenever I think about it, I picture a mayo jar with rivets all over it, so thank you for that amusing image.
Now get off the internet.
nice picture mate..
i wish i was as cool as you to have some batty boy cartoon as my pic..
and was i talking to you crack head .. NO sooo how about you do one !!!
xxxxxx
xxx
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He bottled up all his troll-y-ness all day yesterday and this is what happened.
This should be a lesson to all of us. Second chances for trolls don’t work. The douche inside them is going to come back eventually.
I don’t get why people on here don’t realize who this is. It’s like how nobody seems to question why Clark Kent is never around when Superman is. THis guy/girl wtf he is needs to go.
I’d say he should get an award for it. But I wouldn’t mean it.
Someone should probably call Guiness about his grammar though. I think he may have broken a record for ‘most mispellings and misuses NOT done on purpose for someone that should know better’
I cannot put into words how disgusted I am at you and your comments. Please, leave before one of us goes insane. Talking of which, I wonder how dianatheinsane is doing with her fiancee?
You know what? I take back all my pre-conceived anti-american sentiments because I’m British and you’ve just made me VERY ashamed to count you as my racial kinsman.
And anybody who says ‘mate’ all the time probably has very few real ‘mates’ themselve’s. You are the ultimate example of the worst part of the human race.
ohhhh i am .. the sickest dirtyest lilife arround ..
righty ho im off now .. peace taco .. and you sofaking nice to meet you .. and mate i have BARE mate .. LDN for life
And you know what, I never said anything about being sick or dirty… I’ve met a lot of people who were sick and/or dirty and they were still better than you.
That’s what I was thinking. It’s either in a place that doesn’t require vehicle safety inspections or there are working brake, reverse and tail lights we can’t see in the photo. I also notice that we can’t see a tailpipe and it’s not clear that there is one. This is probably the biggest fail since the exhaust is probably now venting right into the back seat. Pretty soon you’re Billy Pilgrim’s wife!
How sweet, it’s redneck *AND* ghetto! Redneck ghetto?
(Cartman)
In The Ghetto
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
And his mama cries
because if there’s one thing that she don’t need
it’s another little hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
(/Cartman)
first!!
fag
some of you who comment on these threads keep me thoroughly entertained from day to day, others though…
Sam is getting better. He/she DIDN’T say “SECONDTH”.
i’d say this is a win ^^
LOL!
Hypocrite win!
But but but I put my tophat down as a goalpost
*kicks Sam over the hat*
You get no ball.
The ball has become a lie.
You lost priveledges to the ball.
Your life with the ball is now in ruins.
You may no longer continue contact with the ball.
The ball thinks your self-centered.
‘First’ posting: The consequences are harsh and varies, you may get a slap on the wrist, or you might get your balls taken away… Is that not deterrent enough?
OMG… get a job!!!
@ this economic crisis?
easier said than done!
Some of us work and fail…geez
And some of us bundle the two togather, giving us more fails to comment on.
^_^ ~JOY!~
Multitasking!
Couldn’t that be multifailing?
No.
I’m a taco where am I gonna work? As much as I’d like to apply at Taco Bell I’m afraid that I’d be fearing for my life every moment!
But at least I’m not one letter away from being a pizza roll…
missing a great “Portal” refference=fail.
startaco, that was awesome.
You’ll get ‘em next time Sam. I believe in you. I also believe I can fly.
*leaps of building*
Impostor!
Rediscover Milk
.
Mother was right! Milk helps you to relax and become calm.(It is rich in calcium, a muscle relaxant, as well as amino acid called tryptophan, a powerful natural sedative.)
Actually, calcium is required for muscle contraction…
I’m very sorry sir, but I do not believe that the Little Book of Calm would be wrong in this regard.
calcium is detrimental to brain cells.
Think of the children!
That got me locked up last time
Unpimp My Ride
What?
*checks again*
What’s wrong with the car? Am I missing something? Is it the color? I like grey.
Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it:
The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; and then the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Qua?
Every one wins!*
*except trolls
That’s where they go in this new expanded trunk. Its like adding to your house this is just a car addition.
OMG LOZL!
guy with first is a fag
Loser :/
^Sorry its been done
look again
uh. what is LOZL? i’m old and wasn’t raised by the internet. i guess that’s why i can spell.
first comment ever that is!!
Yeah, pitiful attempt to cover it up.
Everyone, we have a new troll.
Can I roll again? I want to be an Ogre!
No, sorry, you’re stuck as the whiny emo tiefling.
Oh, I dunno. I think being an ogre for a while might be a good experience for him.
*submits ogre referral form, in triplicate*
*insert fail trombone music*
*add screaming wah wah lead guitar solo*
Blend to taste.
I’m not a cigarette!
we’re so proud
*squeezes the Skwerlly*
Good morning!
*lights cigarette to celebrate*
*scream can be heard*
Oh sorry, my bad!
What, do you just stick the filter end of the cigarette in the bowl of your pipe as you’re smoking it?
EEWWWW!! *shudders*
Burn baby, burn!
Disco inferno!!
*Pours water on the fire, smokey the bear commercial plays on the monitor that fresh has now been strapped to*
“Fire is bad. It burns things. Matches cause fires. Only YOU can prevent forest fires!”
If BOGGY stomps Fresh flat then we can use him/her/it to smother the fire!
*calls* BOGGY! Come See! A NEW TROLL!
They…ripped it off a real truck…and fused it to a car? Creative, but…ugly and weird.
At least it should kill off any interest in reviving the “real” catruck/trar.
Or they could just ditch it and jack the car next to it with the window down. Maybe their hot wiring skills surpass their welding skills.
That “TRUNK” is definitely made from wood!
2X4’s etc.
Welding Wood is a Lost Art like making Lead into Gold.
It’s called an El Camino.
imho, the El Camino was the only one that had some measure of style to it, but there were/are others.
It won’t come when you call, so what’s the point?
Looks homemade to me.
LOOK twice!
It’s the new GM 2011 Model VOLT!
All the Empty area is for the BATTERY!
MSRP = $1995.00 [w/o Battery]*
MSRP = $49993.17 [With Color Matching Battery Installed]
*As Shown
Definitely homemade. I say this is a win, not a fail.
I also say this isn’t a “trunk fail”, it is a “homemade conversion to pick-up win”!
just because it’s home made shouldn’t make it a win…
Oh, I see now – there’s fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror. Really, who does that anymore? That is so five minutes ago…
*sneaks out to car to take down fuzzy dice hanging from rear view mirror*
You really don’t want to see the cosmetic sugery that the owner of this car performed on his wife…
I think that shit made by Ukrainians for Potato transporting , lol
nope, but it is from the same designer as mr. Potatohead.
Either of you two ever do any vicaring?
nope
he actually wanted to have air conditioning, but it didn’t work…
Well at least it’s the same color as the car. Not that it matters.
I think it’s a nice touch that shows they’ve taken pride in what they’ve done.
I think they did a good job!
I think they kidnapped everybody and took them away in that trunk
Well, what are you waiting for? Get us out!
Can’t we just climb out?
Hang on!
*finds lid for trunk*
*attaches lid to trunk*
*closes lid*
*opens lid*
There you go!
*is blinded by the daylight*
Put the lid back on! I think I’ll stay here for a while, with jam.
Czuhc? What’s that lump I can feel?
I don’t know. You better feel some more.
I know, I always get those reactions of disbelief.
*cuddles czuhc*
*squeezes Loz* How are you Loz? I’m coming to Ireland!
I’m great thanks
just finished uni for 3 weeks for easter and the sun is shining, woohoo! How you doing? And when/why are you visiting this glorious isle?!
I’m doing very well. I’m coming in May for a vacation. I’ve always wanted to visit Ireland since I was little.
Are you coming to the north or just the republic?
Hope you like it here, May’s a good time to visit
I think I will be in the South/SouthWest the entire time.
Loz, it is MOST delightful to see you again!
*hands Loz the first margarita of the day*
Why thank you nellie!
*downs in one*
I’ll need a few more of those, heading out to paint the town red tonight.
*hands over camera*
*closes lid*
*drives truck to Beachy Head for activity No. 2*
Threesome?
Sorry, but no.
I’d be intimidated by czuhc, his boots are legendary.
Älskling?
I don’t think Jan knows about those.
http://failblog.org/2008/12/24/here-your-chance-to-make-a-fail/#comment-219193
Sorry, “jam”.
So Moomin, you’re the designated driver and Czuhc wants to kick ass?
You misspelled kiss ass.
*panics*
I I I just thought it would be nice to come to the beach with you. Am unsure as to czuhc’s plans.
You can come to the beach, we can all have a nice picnic. If you’re driving, I’ll make some jam *gulp* sandwiches and Czuhc can make up a flask of tea.
I only ever found one shop that sold jam sandwiches, that was in York. The shop was called Hartley’s, but the jam was Tesco Saver. How disappointed was I?
I like picnics
I’ll make flapjack.
*scoots off*
Jam! Czuhc! (and Arthur, if anyone sees him).
Clickie my name, and see if you want to join. You’ll find many of your FB friends on there, already. (Moomin has already been inducted, or I would address this to him, too).
*hugs*
I joined MySpace a long time ago. I kept getting asked if I’d ’swing’.
I closed my account.
We promise not to ask you that, because it’s assumed.
We are pretty insular – we only communicate with each other.
*roffles*
Ok, I’ll see what I can do!
I met the love of my life on there. Just sayin’.
Ok… now what do I do?
:-S
Oh, sit tight, and let all the hot guys swarm after you. he he
Also, send friend requests to anyone you recognize from my friends list.
Accost popstars with questions about peahens. I did.
It is done! Thank you for the invitation. I hade to make an account first. I’m on Facebook myself (but have mainly been neglecting my account, as I already told).
I have to get used to stuff here. FB’k is a bit different.
Make sure you set up the IM feature.
*is getting frustrated!*
Wassa matter? IM thingy not working?
I’ll figure it out. If not, I guess I’ll just have to stick with the simple.
I’m on there Jam. I’m just not listed at mr. cuddles.
I’ll find you Cuddles.
*squeeze*
*is greatly saddened by the lack of invite*
That’s okay, WhoaNellie. You ‘n me can just hang out here on BF. *sniff, sniff*
Bail Flog?
Was that Schrödinger’s trunk?
If it can haul stuff, its a win in my book.
But there’s no junk in that trunk…
Is this street legal
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an illegal street.
I’ve seen some people go down a crooked path.
I once got mugged by an avenue.
I bet it road out of there with your wallet, didn’t it? Or did it simply drive away? I think you should forget the martial arts and simply practice street fighting.
it didn’t I saw it from a far but when this crime-program on BBC was on they asked for tips about the mugging but I didn’t dare to call, because I thought it might wanted to get me back once I reported the avenue!
What would the avenue have done to you if it had known? The answer…
It’s.. it’s.. just too hairy for me to think about….
Only the ones under 18 are minors. 1st street, 2nd street…
1st street… That sounds like a possible source of ‘FIRST’ trolls…
We must destroy 1st street…
*grabs eraser with which to beat away troll resistance*
How ’bout we just nuke the whole place!
If you’ve got a spare nuke, sure, why not?
But now I have to figure out what to do with this eraser…
#1 Go back in time
#2 Find the very first troll
#5 Profit!
*returns to lurking and goes off to find better avatar*
#3 Safety!
#4 Get the instructions back in order!
Everyone, meet Lime. Lime is different from lemons. In fact, Lime here is different from all the other limes. See, it was kidnapped by a bear while fishing for pigs in them woves’ barnyards, and could only escape with the help of a Blue Jay bird craving for worm food and his borken leg. Then he broke the other one in an attempt to mash the bears’ menacing teeth. But it made it -for the moment. Flying over the vast lake of the country, he toppled over and fell on a red-headed frog. Apparently, the fall must have woken Lime up because it found itself back in its bed, 11 Am south-east clockwise. Greenwhich time. Busy day, Mondays are sure a heck of a school-counseling cleaning desk worktimes, and it didnt know if it had the guts to do it. You see, lemons have no guts. They end in guts. And don’t tell me you’ve actually read this.
Okay, I won’t.
I did read it, and i find jasonK’s twisted fantasy’s quite amusing.
Send more please, it’s only 14:13 and i need to work till 17:30!
If you had access to the drugs that JasonK is taking, then you could work until 19:45 in a burning building surrounded by rabid bunny zombies and not even care that you were fired @ 16:27!
tbh, after the 2nd sentence I got bored, and read the last, thank God I did…
well if you read the whole story you find out that this guy is actually a 7 year old kid because he only thinks in animals everything here is an animal, animal food or animal part or whatever. except for the main character which seems to be a fruit with a brain.
I saw that on TV a long time ago in a show with big-bird. Would make me say he is even younger but because of the words he uses I took an averaged between 3 and 11.
If you do read this i think you it’s strange, because my story even sucks even more than his. hope you enjoyed it!
On the other hand, you grammar makes you look younger than a 3 year old…
I read it, not like I had anything better to do for those couple minutes, I found it very fascinating, but what happened to the frog? Do all lemons dream of flying across lakes with a bird that has a ‘borken’ leg and a broken leg?
The world may never know……
fanta lemon does!
AHA! You didn’t read the story… For if you had you would’ve realized it was about a LIME!! :O
FINE!!! but I might suffocate on dry land!
Well, without a lid, at least you know your not going to suffocate in this guy’s trunk.
A shitty modification to a shitty car.
That isn’t a shitty modification, that is a repair, or at least an attempt at a repair.
If that car was driven in my state, it would need a set of lights, and a “bumper”. The bumper can be made out of wood, but it has to be at the correct height, and it needs to extend out a few inches beyond the rest of the car.
If the car is pulled over, the driver will get a fine. It is one of the more polite fines, in that the fine is waived if you get the car to meet the standards within fifteen days.
15 workdays! Satur- and Sundays don’t count
Recession win!
Someone better pull their trunks up . hahhahha
i kill me sometimes.. Hello all .
Puns like that will get you the boot.
(note: boot=trunk in UK.)
Uh, totally off the FAIL subject – how’d I get my avatar pic instead of the crappy patterns?
Gravatar.com
I like the crappy patterns. that’s why i still have one.
You could buy an etch-a-sketch, scan in the patterns you make, then upload them to use as avatars?
Yes, as long as everything you want to draw is right-angled. Which might come out looking something like the crappy patterns that already exist. That’s how an etch-a-sketch was for me, anyway. I could draw great rectangles, and stairs and steps were pretty easy too. Straight lines were no problem either. Anything else, though…ugh. Stupid etch-a-sketch! Mine must have been broken.
However, I kicked ass with Lite-Brite. Those always came out looking nice. I COULD have done good with Spirograph, but those little pins that were supposed to hold down the ring always came loose before I was done.
Spirograph, that’s what I meant! D’oh!
*facepalm*
That’s not a bad idea. Make your own avatar with a Spirograph. If I should ever use one again though, I’m going to glue that stupid center ring down to the paper, and…oh, no, wait; that probably won’t work out very well!
Mmm, just doing this to see if it works…
Does it?
Apparently not… yet
You appear to be a blue-skinned man with a brown scarf. The picture looks familiar.
Ah, well if you can see it…
Damn…
If you can’t see your little piccy, try emptying your cache and then refreshing the page.
I asked that yesterday and posted eight million times trying to test it. Oh how annoying I was!
Wow, that IS a fail… They attached a car to the front end of that poor vandalised box! Poor box…
a painted-over taco bells big box meal :’(
what’s wrong with these people?
I wonder what he’s storing over there.
i cant stand any of you …
if i had the chance i would wipe you all off the planet …
HOW sad do you have to be to have convos over a stupit fail picture .. wich is the worst thing ever EVER invented …
peace and love X
Said the person posting on the fail. ^_^
Have a nice day.
I love the irony of your last statement.
I like being called out by goatpoo.
I love the grammar problems of his/her statements.
Someone rigged his/her statements to blow…
I thought this stupit fail picture was rather funny. And I’m not sad, just a little emotional.
definatly NOT
every one oner here (except me) = PURE IMENSE FAIL
me = PURE KING WIN
brrrrruuuupppp BRUUUUUPPPPPP BRRRUUUUPPPPPPP
yeahhh boi reee reeee GAT GAT GAT
pkkkkeeewwwwww pkkkkewwwww
I probably wouldn’t like anything about you.
i would proba… actuly .. i would definatly BASH YOU UP
WIN x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
bbbbrrrruuuuuuuppppppppp
I bet you don’t even know what to call that number you just typed.
*ponders the meaning of ‘brup’ and how it fits at all in intellegent speach*
I call that number Geoff. He owes me five quid.
no where close to a googol
You’d think such great king win would’ve learned scientific notation.
Forget that I said, “probably.”
I don’t think goat poo should be making those noises… We should all put on haz-mat suits and prepare for the worst.
Oh and I dont know of a single thing that could make ‘poo’ intellegent.
*pulls suit out of storage*
*replaces intellegent with intelligent on both posts*
Sorry, this sort stupidity is hurting my grammar.
CONTAGIOUS STUPIDITY!
Hope I don’t catch it.
Still probably more intelligent than the poster, win.
should be TRUCK fail
title FAIL!
El Camino fail more like it.
Anyone else here wondering what happened to the trunk that should have come with the car? I mean.. that car looks pretty banged up as it is…
ohhhhhhh
this is amazing … what the *……….* about ? is it some kind of action..
ohhhh i am actualy about to cream !!! you lot are thhheeeeeeee best i love it !!!
let me try … *pull a baseball bat out of my car and mash all you brares up*
is that how its dun?
allow off all yoots yeah you get me cuz… dont let me catch no minors road side our you’ll get mashed up!
My reaction can be summed up thus:
LOL WUT
Whats*
Is* x2
I* x2
pulls*
brares? *cough*
it’s*
done*
allow off all yoots yeah you get me cuz? *coughs again, uses white-out on whole sentence*
Don’t*
any*
I think I got them all. Thanks for using ‘Taco spell checker’ we hope you’ve found our sentence fix satisfactory and will use our services again.
Have a nice day.
ohhhhh yes keep all this coming me and my boys are in histericks !!!
spell checking my comment !!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH please more,
im not even joking you have made my day ..
one word … QUALITY
you are theeee most american person i have ever met in my life. END
Stop posting. For the love of God, stop.
orrrr
eat my goat poo …
If you really have ‘boys’ I feel so sorry for them…
I’m more than happy to continue your laughter though!
And by American you mean? Taco’s don’t come from the US. Although I personally prefer our taco’s above authentic. Not that there’s anything wrong with authenticity. If I actually cared what you thought of me that would be offensive ^_^
nahhh rudance you got it all wrong cuz.
my boys as in my mates not my kids you pie face.
to be honest mate i have just moved back to the uk from FAT FAT FAT texas and i preferd .. umm nothing coz its all pure heart attact !!! i cant stand how many FAT people i saw in wallmart using disabled buggy things .. the usa is a pure state….
im sooo glad im english and not hated by the world ..
its ok you can shussssh now your not funny any more .. the interlectual horse you keep airing is getting boaring …
peace blud XxX
go shuvvel some more heavy duty mayo in your face..
I could bearly understand every 5th word of what you said,
but I think I can summarize it up for everyone;
gaotpoo is a loser.
Seconded.
I can empathise with the shock, though, of one’s first trip to America. I saw things involving food that I hope never to see again. *twitch*
Deep fried doughnut anyone? How’s about we put two meat patties and some bacon between two of them? Yum! *gains a pound typing about this food*
I watched a man consume a ‘breakfast’ which would have fed me for an entire day. I could barely believe my eyes when he kept ordering dish after dish. Quite a feat. Then I came to realise it’s not an uncommon occurrence.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ some of these make your stomach rumble… others make you want to throw up… still awesome site.
eewww! I know a couple teenage boys who might be , uh, “inspired”…But I’ll put some of these on the kitchen door as a diet aid!
I’m not even gonna try to spell check that….
My statement still stands. ‘I feel sorry for your boys’ works that way too. Meaning that I feel sorry that those guys have to put up with you, poo.
Seriously though, why’d you go to Texas? That IS likely a bad area for the stereo-typed ‘Americans’. We’ve disowned Texas in light of the err of their ways! (We’re considering giving it back to Mexico.) (no offence to NORMAL texans ofcourse!)
Now, like I said, this is no longer worth my time… so for the third time I’ll say it. Have a nice day ^_^!!!!
And thanks for the compliment that the USA is pure, although it’s not a state, I’ll take it.
but coz u love me and want to hear what i have to say .. you keep replying.
ohhh ALL of the us is just like texas. NO DOUBT
DISCUSTINGLY FAT
END
Please continue. Trying to read your comments is giving me a fun challenge for the morning
Okay, judging from this and the previous posts, you are clearly a mentally retarded chav, but I will still tear apart this train wreck. I’m going to pass over all the flagrant spelling and grammar violations, because those are too obvious.
First of all, it’s Wal-Mart you’re talking about. It’s where the worst people America has to offer shop, many of them grossly overweight.
Saying a word three times is very, very, very unnecessary.
The United States is a “pure state”? I’m not sure what you mean by that, but I guess it was a compliment, so thank you.
“the interlectual horse you keep airing is getting boaring” makes absolutely no sense. If you want to use an idiom, make sure it’s one that actually has some sort of logical connection in it.
And there’s no such thing as heavy-duty mayonnaise, but whenever I think about it, I picture a mayo jar with rivets all over it, so thank you for that amusing image.
Now get off the internet.
$5 says that goatpoo is Kelly/Closet….any takers?
Come on, I was right yesterday.
ummmmm orrrrr
shut up no one likes you!
ohhhhhhhh BRRRUUUPPPPPPPPPP
Com’on Boggy! We got some fresh meat for ya!
nice picture mate..
i wish i was as cool as you to have some batty boy cartoon as my pic..
and was i talking to you crack head .. NO sooo how about you do one !!!
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FALCON…
PUNCH!
^Wolf using falcon punch=fail
nice one though
How infantile.
Infantile is the only thing goatpoo seems to understand. So I say, why not?
He bottled up all his troll-y-ness all day yesterday and this is what happened.
This should be a lesson to all of us. Second chances for trolls don’t work. The douche inside them is going to come back eventually.
And unfortunately douches don’t clean trolls…
i love eating goatpoo any on else?
LOL!
Avatar Fail.
StarTaco Win.
StarTaco is thin = FAIL

StarTaco is EXTREMLY DISCUSTINGLY FAT = WIN
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I weigh 120 lb.s thanks, you?
And whats with these x’s _-_
120 BAHHHHHHH
dont make me laugh ..
born at 120 maybe but now .. whooo weee you have got to be pussing the 400’s most definatly !!!
ohh and i weigh 119 pounds as u fattys say …
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Didn’t I just tell you to get off the internet?
Actually I weigh 114, but that’s supposedly in the underweight catagory listed by ‘possibly unhealthy’ so why not round it up?
Depends on your age and height. I’m roughly 9 stone = 126 pounds.
And I’m supposed to be underweight so I’m guessing your either a kid or ill?
I don’t get why people on here don’t realize who this is. It’s like how nobody seems to question why Clark Kent is never around when Superman is. THis guy/girl wtf he is needs to go.
yeah mate ill go just for you ..
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SHUT UP CLARK BENT no one has replied to you except me
get the hint
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You may be the biggest loser I have ever met. Good work.
I’d say he should get an award for it. But I wouldn’t mean it.
Someone should probably call Guiness about his grammar though. I think he may have broken a record for ‘most mispellings and misuses NOT done on purpose for someone that should know better’
To understand him, I think I need a degree in what ever typo-based language he uses….
Yeah, but it destroyed the only closet we could stuff her/him in, and the cement truck hasn’t arrived yet!
Oh come on, this is kinda awesome. Kinda really awesome. Inventiveness WIN – even if the fail pervades every other aspect.
that is sick mate .. shows how FAT you are ..
I cannot put into words how disgusted I am at you and your comments. Please, leave before one of us goes insane. Talking of which, I wonder how dianatheinsane is doing with her fiancee?
You know what? I take back all my pre-conceived anti-american sentiments because I’m British and you’ve just made me VERY ashamed to count you as my racial kinsman.
And anybody who says ‘mate’ all the time probably has very few real ‘mates’ themselve’s. You are the ultimate example of the worst part of the human race.
National pride be damned. An idiot from any country is still an idiot.
Mmm good point.
Thirded
Amen to that, lwray.
*the choir sings RULE BRITANNIA*
ohhhh i am .. the sickest dirtyest lilife arround ..
righty ho im off now .. peace taco .. and you sofaking nice to meet you .. and mate i have BARE mate .. LDN for life
peace xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
WTF DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN?! I HATE YOU!
*sips his coffee and goes to find something relaxing*
*tosses something relaxing to Malicite*
The search is over! Now, we just have to figure out what it is.
is it squishy-like
lights up with LED’s hiding inside?
does it bounce?
can it stretch and sprting back into shape?
I have one of those!
I also have NO IDEA what it is.
Do this guy’s post’s make any sense? WTF is BARE mate?
And you know what, I never said anything about being sick or dirty… I’ve met a lot of people who were sick and/or dirty and they were still better than you.
This is why rap music and PCP don’t mix.
Lol!
I guess s/he’s horny now
first time poster, long time….um, non-poster; what is that, a KIA?
I dunno, but it will be KIA soon, I fear.
Killed In Action?
Perhaps you meant MIA (missing in action)
Although I’m sure there’s a better term for it out there somewhere, I just can’t think of one.
Welcome to the comments section.
Why thank you, StarTaco. I believe I meant GIA, as in ‘really bad movie’.
and it would seem your ideal term is MIA (for lack of a better term).
* to clarify, the term you seek is, in actuality, missing in action; the act of, not the term.
by the way, who’s on first?
0 calories, for that just f%^ked a goat funk
Seems you hava a goat problem ’round these parts.
Watch this:
*throws empty tin can out as bait*
the waiting is the hardest part..
My hero!
ROTFL, hey I guess you gotta make by with what you got. Wonder how that would do on a trade in? LOL
RT
http://www.anonymity.us.tc
You know what, I’m kinda missing goatpoo – sometimes it does you good to really hate somebody.
you always compete who’s gonna be the first to comment, why wont you compete on who’s the last? That would be a race wouldn’t it?:D
was that made from a f*cking shed?
No, a humping shack.
Buyer: “I know it’s only a dollar, but it doesn’t have any trunk space.”
Seller: “Don’t worry about that. I gotta sick idea.”
Plenty of room for junk in the trunk!
dailygifblog.com
The only car on earth that makes the el camino look like a good option
I hope you have a big trunk, ’cause I’m putting my bike in it! Oh, wait…
Now there’s room for teh jacuzzi
this is a totally win as it’’s now able to carry twic the luggage
I wanna know: Did it pass inspection?
That’s what I was thinking. It’s either in a place that doesn’t require vehicle safety inspections or there are working brake, reverse and tail lights we can’t see in the photo. I also notice that we can’t see a tailpipe and it’s not clear that there is one. This is probably the biggest fail since the exhaust is probably now venting right into the back seat. Pretty soon you’re Billy Pilgrim’s wife!
last comment!
last comment fail
New model, looks cool =)
There’s a bumper fail in my neighborhood. The car has a wooden bumper; I think it’s made out of four-by-fours.
THIS IS A TOTAL WIN!
How sweet, it’s redneck *AND* ghetto! Redneck ghetto?
(Cartman)
In The Ghetto
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
And his mama cries
because if there’s one thing that she don’t need
it’s another little hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
(/Cartman)
Versatility win?
last!
Nope. Win.
To be frank, this is what we call ‘junk in the trunk.’
we need to change this so we can vote fail or win because this is clearly redneck WIN
Working taillights bottom left and bottom right of trunkbedthingamajigger, license plate on bottom left…
I see one of that at the Parliament parking lots. Guest who own it??
hrmm,….
Where’s the junk in the trunk. I like junk in the trunk.
haha very creative and hiliarious!
this is trunk win, this guy probably can’t afford a truck, so he extended his trunk
No doubt, it is a Southern adaptation.
lol, omg I know a guy who do something like this…
They’re constructing a new Popemobile.
Some call it trunk fail…I call it creativity win
what a redneck
LOL! Great
I say: Win
Oh, I get it…
Junk in the trunk.
its more like sedan fail
i dont think they quite understood the concept of a pickup…
dude i dont know about fail on that i would totally do that if i got rearended but mine would also look way better and also be a mini swimingpool