Aiki, you have a permanent place in the cuddle pile. ((smooch))
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And Idaho can keep their crazy amounts of snowfall. We have friends up in the skinny part of the state that had 8 feet of snow at one time this winter. EWWWW!
(hug) Heh, same. It seems like the weather has been damp and raining all week. I’m okay though. Any day when I make it to work on time without and disasters waiting for me is a step in the right direction. How are you?
I’m dealing with attorneys today. Blech. I’m the go-between for product liability claims involving injury. Sucky part of my job, but nobody wants to do it so it’s job security. And I was hired to be the Corporate Controller.
Hehe I do product and property liability. Why do you think I am here so much? *snicker* Job security is key these days…
I set up my own filing system…that’s my current job security…
No, those are fine hats. One’s the learning cap, always good. And many’s the time I have had fond feelings for the Convenience store clerk. (Think diapers and diet coke at 3 am.)(or getting unlost on a trip, with a 1/8 of a tank of gas.)
Those are both fine hats! One is a learning cap, always good. And many’s the time I had fond feelings for a convenience store clerk. (Think diapers and diet coke at 3 a.m.)(or getting unlost with 1/8 of a tank of gas.)
Agreed. Working is an overstatement. I am waiting to hear back, but I expect to be in law school this fall. Frankly, I think the people we go up against are the dark side… some of these claims…so silly.
Hey Malicite, glad to hear you’re applying to law school. I have to agree about some of the complainants coming from the dark side. But that’s usually because the Insurance companies pay out legitimate claims and the sketchy ones usually go to the law firms. Which makes sense – why would an insurance company hire a lawyer to dispute a valid claim, they’d be throwing away money.
Dunno. But I’ve got plenty of coffee. Triple shot white chocolate 16 ounce, to deal with the new snow…
Driving a Mustang is fun in 5″ of snow – 40 degree fishtails consecutively I’m having fun, but the peeps that see me probably think I’m losing it…
My grandma used to make the best rhubarb jam…
I think it’s a law of the universe that when you become a grandma, your jam-making capabilities increase exponentially.
I quit tracking him in 2005. He’s such a flake. My co-workers were laughing at me & my hissy fits over it. Where’s the guy like Forbes or Perot when you need him? Indep’s totally dropped the ball.
Sadly, it is a fortified two party system, so Indeps have to do a lot extra just to get any amount of recognition. We could use an extra party or five…
I would not like them in a box,
Or on the beach beneath some rocks!
I would not like them near my fox while I’m eating toast & Lox!
I would not like them in Central Park,
with absessed legions and track marks!
I would not like them here nor there, I would not like them anywhere!
I do not like severed legs and hands!
I do not like them, Son of Sam!
“I comment ate comment way comment too comment much comment without comment him. The “lips comment hanging comment in comment the comment water” solved comment that comment problem comment for comment today.”
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No, still makes no sense. Hmmmm.
J-ai une pettite granouille. Il s’apple Fed!! J’aimer mon pettite Fred avec tout mon cour. My spelling is terrible in French and English. Please exuse..
désolé, toujours inconnue au français, mes expressions pourraient être un peu de … ainsi qu’est-ce qui est avec la nouvelle langue ? l’est-ce qu’anglais n’était pas assez bon pour vous ?01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01101110 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
Excellent! The turkey came out really good. I have pictures that I will probably post on my webpage soon. I’ll let you know when I do. The only snafu was my 2 year old niece was playing with a toy and knocked a wine glass which broke and had glass pieces in the mashed potatoes. But your recipe was great, perfect for the occasion.
time zones move to west to east, not north to south.
uk time is GMT (or in summer it is British Summer Time or GMT +1)
if you move east towards japan the time moves later – so when it is 1pm in london in hamburgh it it 2pm, japan is like 8 hours in front (or so) and therefore 1pm in london = 9pm in japan.
as you move towards USA the time gets earlier in houston for example it is GMT minus 6 hours, so 1pm in london = 7am in houston , california and the west coast is even more behind.
this in some way explains why america was so late into the second world war.
Aaaaaaaaaah! I only knocked your hat off! Why are you naked again?!?!?
*applies baconlube to slip out of grip*
Might have. . .did you miss me?
*squeeze*
What you been up to bud?
Of course I missed you!
Up to this and that, actually managed to stress my boss out so much that his wife forced him to close the company for two days, so I’ve been at the beach
Awwwwwwww!
*welcome back squeeze*
Good to see you back with the family.
Neat trick, you’ll have to teach me that one.
We were all just saying the other day how much we wanted to be at the beach.
We had this discussion in philosophy last week, should we kill all the elderly people to save resources. Of course the philosopher who introduced this idea didn’t live long enough to be elderly…
The title of this book is sort of a syntax fail. It could mean who are the people that care about/for elderly people? Or it could mean why should “I” care about old farts?
It’s poorly worded.
I think that’s rude man! what is old? when are you old enough to get killed and get
sorted out by god? 100? 70? 40? 25? WHAT IS OLD?
Not that it sounds like a bad idea, maybe think it over once more..
Like sending them on a quest to dig to the center of the earth without eating or drinking.. And that you have to be 60 to be able to do so…
Something that old people will believe…
Oh my gosh!!!!! I work in the children’s dept of a library and about two years ago me and some co-workers went crazy when we saw this book on the shelf!! We took turns checking it out and laughing, one page even shows an “elderly” woman pouring milk into a potted plant while the cat’s bowl sits empty in front of a thirsty cat!!
You library folks are so official. I would think one person would have checked out the book and shared. Maybe that’s against copyright laws or somethin’.
Well, for anyone whose sentiments go towards not caring, think on this – most of the greatest minds in history were ‘old’ people at the times where they are remembered for their ideas and inventions. Need I mention Darwin, Einstein or going further back some of the greatest philosophers?
Einstein was still in his 20’s when he wrote on the Special Theory of Relativity and in his 30’s when he wrote about the General Theory.
Darwin was in his early 30’s when he sailed on the HMS Beagle (void where prohibited – eg, Kansas).
But I digress…
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Thank god you didn’t do a ‘Oh look I got first post!’
Velvet has been first so many times it means nothing to him. He is the king of first.
Him?
A name of velvet and a picture of a disco ball. I’m either female or a gay male. Either way, I’m here for the guys. LOL!
So Queen would have been a better term regardless?
Absolutely! ((smooch))
Whatever, I’m happy to get any physical attention at this point. (I do understand that that was imaginary physical attention)
Well, then. Feel free to join me in a cuddle pile anytime.
As long as it’s a warm cuddle pile – 5″ of new snow this morning, and still snowing…
Ack.
*feeling slightly jealous*
Here in S MN, we have yet to get snow.
We got that global warming thang goin’ on – for the 2nd year in a row – here in the wilds of rugged Iderho.
Aiki, you have a permanent place in the cuddle pile. ((smooch))
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And Idaho can keep their crazy amounts of snowfall. We have friends up in the skinny part of the state that had 8 feet of snow at one time this winter. EWWWW!
I had nearly 4 feet in my front yard.
Ridiclous, I say, just ridiclous.
I’m so glad global warming is finally starting to kick in. I am very sick of Minnesota winters.
here in Denmark its 23″C ehm dont know what that is in F.
its like ridiqulesly? hot!
I like that new word!
Especially with that question mark.
“ridiqulesly” is my new favorite word.
Wish it would snow here once in awhile.
Pass. I’m scared that it will move. (George Castanza reference)
Heck I’d join in any time.
Wow, seems i’m kinda late for this fail
She is the queen, means nothing to her…
I never have. I never will.
You are our resident “troll shield.” And we love you for it! *slides her a fresh cup of coffee*
Mmmmm…thanks! ((hug))
Still rainy and bleak here. How’s your morning shaping up so far?
(hug) Heh, same. It seems like the weather has been damp and raining all week. I’m okay though. Any day when I make it to work on time without and disasters waiting for me is a step in the right direction. How are you?
I’m dealing with attorneys today. Blech. I’m the go-between for product liability claims involving injury. Sucky part of my job, but nobody wants to do it so it’s job security. And I was hired to be the Corporate Controller.
Hehe I do product and property liability. Why do you think I am here so much? *snicker* Job security is key these days…
I set up my own filing system…that’s my current job security…
What is it you two do? Insurance work?
I’m an accountant. And the product liability liaison. And human resource problem resolution manager (AKA axman). And I.T. support. I wear many hats.
Ho boy, that sounds like fun.
Lotta hats going on here, too.
Unfortunately, none are as fun as my previous career(s), but the bills (more or less) get paid.
I have only have two hats – and they’re both very ugly. Community College Student and Convenience Store Clerk.
*spray paints RushFan’s hats in all sorts of pretty colors*
There!
*puts 2112 & fly by night buttons on hats*
No, those are fine hats. One’s the learning cap, always good. And many’s the time I have had fond feelings for the Convenience store clerk. (Think diapers and diet coke at 3 am.)(or getting unlost on a trip, with a 1/8 of a tank of gas.)
Aww, my post dinna show up….did I do something wrong?
Those are both fine hats! One is a learning cap, always good. And many’s the time I had fond feelings for a convenience store clerk. (Think diapers and diet coke at 3 a.m.)(or getting unlost with 1/8 of a tank of gas.)
*facepalm* note to self, check next page, check next page…..
I’m a defense paralegal.
You work for the dark side?
Hence the cool shades.
Ooooh.
Why not just join the dark side and become a lawyer. We have cookies.
Ever since he found FAIL Blog, I wouldn’t say he ‘works’ for the dark side. In the same office maybe.
Agreed. Working is an overstatement. I am waiting to hear back, but I expect to be in law school this fall.
Frankly, I think the people we go up against are the dark side… some of these claims…so silly.
Hey Malicite, glad to hear you’re applying to law school. I have to agree about some of the complainants coming from the dark side. But that’s usually because the Insurance companies pay out legitimate claims and the sketchy ones usually go to the law firms. Which makes sense – why would an insurance company hire a lawyer to dispute a valid claim, they’d be throwing away money.
For the lulz?
Hahaha we do some “valid claims” that have over-the-topdamage claims… they are the ones I actually cringe when I end up with…
*pushes apart over-the-top and damages*
Oh, I’m soooooooo glad I don’t work in a law firm any more.
May you stay young forever. At heart, mind body and soul.
book title WIN!!!
This is a rhetorical fail.
Like if a tree failed in a forest…would anyone hear it fail?
Is that seriously your analogy? (rhetorical, don’t answer that)
*looks around* I guess I need more coffee?
Who doesn’t, though?
What’s the point?
I mistook rhetorical for philosophical. :/
You think?
Um sorry?
Why does this always happen to me?
Isn’t that a rhetorical question?
Why do you ask?
Do you really want an answer?
Would I ask if I didn’t?
Is this really necessary?
Is the pope Catholic?
Isn’t this game fun?
Is this the real life -
Is this just fantasy?
Would you believe that it’s time for me to leave for my trip already??

‘Bye all!
Safe travels, Avis. I hope you find it rewarding.
Avis, I hope your trip is everything you expect and more.
Take care and enjoy!
Also, I wasn’t sure if I was meant to answer you or not!
Does it matter at this point?
*ducks*
Have a wonderful trip, Avis! We’ll miss you!
Dunno. But I’ve got plenty of coffee. Triple shot white chocolate 16 ounce, to deal with the new snow…
I’m having fun, but the peeps that see me probably think I’m losing it…
Driving a Mustang is fun in 5″ of snow – 40 degree fishtails consecutively
Driving in 5″ of snow, drinking coffee and Faiblogging all at the same time? Shouldn’t you get some kind of medal for that? Or a ticket?
That doesn’t sound fun :/ I hate driving a stick shift in the snow.
Aka…I don’t have enough practice.
Well, the FAILblogging is after the coffee/driving, but yes – a medal would be nice
And I keep my eyes out for the POlice whilst playing in the snow…
Wow Nellie that is talent.
*kneels*
Teach me master.
*stands before aikiwaza*
When you can pluck the snow tires from my car, it will be time for you to go.
Don’t do it aikiwaza , he’s just looking for cheap labor and doesn’t wanna get his hands dirty!
*plucks snow tires*
Now can you show me how to failblog at the same time?
Then why is his trouser open while he stands before a kneeling aiki?
Umm, I’m afraid aiki is of the wrong sex for that – but thanks for the thought
You’re so picky!
Hire the elderly – they’re fun to watch! Um.
And fun to ride, apparently.
Why does that sound so wrong?
Because it is so right!
I wonder if his trunk is real or added on.
I wonder if there’s junk in that trunk?
It’s full of grandma’s jam.
My grandma used to make the best rhubarb jam…
I think it’s a law of the universe that when you become a grandma, your jam-making capabilities increase exponentially.
You clearly never met mine. The woman screwed up mac & cheese! From a BOX!!!
That explains alot about John McCain’s 08 campaign.
Hahaha nice comment!
I’m still ticked off at my Independent party. The 08 election was the best one for the Independents to take it. And who do they back? Nader. Pffft.
Nader has been failing at getting votes for what…at least 12 years now?
I quit tracking him in 2005. He’s such a flake. My co-workers were laughing at me & my hissy fits over it. Where’s the guy like Forbes or Perot when you need him? Indep’s totally dropped the ball.
Sadly, it is a fortified two party system, so Indeps have to do a lot extra just to get any amount of recognition. We could use an extra party or five…
Multiple party system? An excellent idea…then we could be just like Weimar Germany.
Aww is that the best I can get?
Yes…I have done my best, and I can do no more.
*cough* Canada has a multiple party system *cough* … not that it’s working particularly well with all out minority governments and what not.
Sadly, I know very little of how the Canadian government functions…
You guy’s are lucky, British politics is so boring.
You’re definately missing out with the Nadar thing.
Oddly enough, every stop sign in my area has a Nader/Running mate sticker on it.
Well, I think we’re missing out with Socialist Party D and Socialist Party R, but I’m funny that way.
Yes, you are.
Vote Running Mate in ‘12!
Nadar? Do you have the ability to sense indepentents?
Are those tents that stand on their own? I wouldn’t vote for them…they’d have no stakes in the election!
Many of their arguments don’t fly.
Nadar (n):
The innate ability to sense watermelons.
Hey don’t worry, our next president took a shower after raping his HIV+ niece to get rid of the chance of contracting AIDS.
wtfail
In every election a vote for Nader has been a vote for the one you REALLY don’t want. Why do they keep backing him?
He’s classic, sort of a tradition now.
Yes, US Elections aren’t the same without the guy who you never vote for but keeps running for office.
I think the republicans have something to do with it.
Hey now, I’m republican. It’s kind of nice though, the only votes he gets would otherwise go to the democrats.
That is exactly why I think republicans are behind it!
I’ve said too much, McCain might have noticed!
He’s soooo elderly, who cares about him?
I don’t know, avis. But if I ever find out, I’m slapping the CRAP out of them.
Fire the panderly – they are not needed anymore! Um
Bien dicho. Um. (¿Me estás llamando un “panderer”?).
¿Es demasiado tarde para silbar inocentemente?
Frunce esos labios jugosos para silbar, y ve lo que pasa.
*frunce los labios*
*cierra los ojos*
*abre uno de los ojos un poquito*
No peeking allowed!
*desliza la lengua entre sus labios*
*besale por siempre*
Let me know when you need to come up for air.
*disfruta del sabor de su amada*
*se deja llevar*
You are all I need for breathing.
Tus labios saben a la alegría. Tus ojos prometen cumplimiento. Acepto con gratitud todo lo que tú me ofreces.
Did she say “labios”?!?
you guys know there’s a thing called online spanish translation…
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FIR- oh wait…
lolol. old people are old.
HAHAHA, OH WOW
Pam Adams, you have read my mind!
I read your mind once. You dirty little boy, you.
!!! Naughty velvet!
*covers mind in velvet’s presence*
Do we need aluminum foil or something for that?
Possibly – it would reflect all those mirror ball beams.
That’s where her powah comes from….
HAHAHAHA! You guys are an absolute trip! I wish I could have lunch with all of you. Nah, we’d get arrested for being obnoxious.
…among other things…
*bats eyes innocently*
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Like what?
.
.
.
((giggle))
Oh, like YOUR mind is so hard to read right now! :p
*squeeeeeeze*
*snickers*
I like the pic of the boy riding grandpa. Giddyup!
Yeah, grandpa is looking a little spry…I mean, when was the last time you saw and old man crawling around on all fours.
he was trying to crawl but kept slipping in all the baconlube
Sounds like my kind of party!
He obviously didn’t read the warning label.
Actually, he mistakenly thought it was a tube of Ben Gay.
Well, at least he got one of the words right…
saturday night, he was on his way home from the pub
They also wrote “Who Cares About Disabled People?” and “Who Cares About Law and Order?”
I bet Dick Wolf isn’t too happy about the latter.
he really wolfs it down
Who Cares About Law and Order?”…SVU?
Seriously, that show is STILL on?
They’re also still on. And without Jerry Orbach, the original is just sad…
They added Anthony Anderson!
And a bald guy that likes childporn in the background
There’s a UK version called, yes, you guessed it, LAW AND ORDER UK. One of the Doctor Who companions is in it.
How about Law and Order: Special Letters Unit?
I wish they had “Law and Order: Dr. Who Unit”…and they could explore paranormal stuff. Oh wait, I guess that would be too much like the X-files.
Law and Order STFU
Law and Order: LOL starring Jeff Gol… Oh wait, it’d have to be funny then.
Law and Order: Dr. Seuss Unit
That Son of Sam!
I do not like
that Son of Sam!
Do you like
severed legs and hands?
I do not like them,
Son of Sam.
I do not like
severed legs and hands?
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
severed legs and hands?
I do not like them,
Son of Sam.
Would you like them in a box?
Or on the beach beneath some rocks?
I would not like them in a box or on the beach beneat some rocks!
I would not like them near my fox while I’m eating toast & Lox.
Would you like them in Central Park,
with absessed legions and track marks?
yes, i would
I do not like it in the vein
I find the track marks leave a stain
Thats sick man, get some help………………
but i would too.
I don’t like you, Son of Sam
Would you like some lube of ham?
I would not like them in a box,
Or on the beach beneath some rocks!
I would not like them near my fox while I’m eating toast & Lox!
I would not like them in Central Park,
with absessed legions and track marks!
I would not like them here nor there, I would not like them anywhere!
I do not like severed legs and hands!
I do not like them, Son of Sam!
Or maybe tied beneath a train,
or tossed down the sewer main….
We’re sorry your brain is on the fritz,
To lay all blame on Berkowitz.
but he eats schnitzel
together with his old friend frietzel.
It’s called “Torchwood”
S.L.U…..Time?
There was a new episode earlier this week. They’re kinda hurting for plots these days.
That happens to shows after a while.
how can they be hurting for plots? Isn’t that the show that copies every real news story?
senile veterans unite?
This might be really dangerous if they start having war flashbacks.
Elderly, shmelderly!!!!
I don’t actually have a joke here, I just like saying “shmelderly”.
Smactually?
Schmexactly.
Smeriously?
Schmartasch
O SCMRLY?
schrighty that isch owlie schmatey of schme
The owls are not what they seem.
That Pam Adams, what a bitch!
she could have put more effort into her illustrations, but clearly doesn’t care much
well, i first thought pam would be a man, some evil pole or something, but now i say it out loud i must i say i think she is a women!
Wow – a women? Now I feel like I have to start singing “How Many is One?”
Oh, now I wish dilly were here.
Is that a threat??
NO U!
your not very open-minded i guess. I also know a guy name Anne..
That seems impossible to you doesn’t it?
FIRST COMMENT!
What time zone is this? Because it’s like 3:10pm where I am.
Hammer Time!
You can’t touch this!
Miller time!
Hey, it’s beer-thirty somewhere, right?
MILLER TIME!!!!
Dragon, where do you live? (Not stalker-like: Just state if in the US.) Where I live, Miller Time is the best time in the world.
GMT +1?
Hi GCF! *squeeze*
You’ve been absent longer than usual. Everything ok with you? Er…well, you know what I mean! LOL
Yes, my screen has been lacking in Weetabix splattings.
I ate way too much without him. The “lips hanging in the water” solved that problem for today.
Insert the word ‘comment’ where ever you want. And do it hard.
It’s a good job I knew what you meant.
“I comment ate comment way comment too comment much comment without comment him. The “lips comment hanging comment in comment the comment water” solved comment that comment problem comment for comment today.”
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No, still makes no sense. Hmmmm.
Sorry.
comment over here and be squeezed
*Squeezes ankle*
Comment ca va?
*Squeezes ankle*
Ca va bien merci beaucoup. Ca va? Comment appelle tu?
Au revoir mes amis.
Je suis tres desole! Au revoir!
*airkisses on each cheek*
You’re leaving far too often.
Comment back soon!
J-ai une pettite granouille. Il s’apple Fed!! J’aimer mon pettite Fred avec tout mon cour. My spelling is terrible in French and English. Please exuse..
comment bien!
désolé, toujours inconnue au français, mes expressions pourraient être un peu de … ainsi qu’est-ce qui est avec la nouvelle langue ? l’est-ce qu’anglais n’était pas assez bon pour vous ?01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01101110 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
Haha!
Me too. I’ve been putting an extra one in my bowl just so I can spray it about but my plan went awry.
Hi Guys! Missed you all! *group squeeze* Just been too busy to fail
lately, but I hope to cause mass regurgitation all round to make up for it.
Welcome back! You old pervert!
And I say that with all respect.
and I accept it with gratitude! haha!
It’s 8:74 here.
Same here.
4:45 PM here.. how can it be 8:74 please explain that.. maybe it’s some sort of belgium way to say what time it is?
OOOH noo! it’s almost 12:00 o’clock!
don’t worry its 2:592.
ooh ok, i can still catch my train then.
*facepalm*
It’s just down right amazing.
How was the turkey?
In relation to what?
to eating it.
*sigh* He said he was gonna use my recipe this weekend. I just want to know how it turned out.
Excellent! The turkey came out really good. I have pictures that I will probably post on my webpage soon. I’ll let you know when I do. The only snafu was my 2 year old niece was playing with a toy and knocked a wine glass which broke and had glass pieces in the mashed potatoes. But your recipe was great, perfect for the occasion.
Glass in the potatoes? Sounds like a trend. When I made gratin potatoes my pyrex pan exploded. Literally.
Precisely why BaconLube™ is ALSO good for cooking.
Got any of that quiche left?
Lol. I was so disappointed about the potatoes. But what can you do… a 2 year old doesn’t know any better.
Quiche is all gone. There was only one piece left after that dinner anyway. Making more when I get back into town.
I’m glad you liked the turkey Aiki!
haha, nice
It’s Pacific time in the US. California et al. US East coast is 3 hours later (10:16am). You’re in the UK?
Yeah.
Ah, it seems to be Canada – British Columbia – Vancouver.
Time zones are up and down, not side to side.
Not sure what you mean but I googled it and found a site that gives out all the current time zones around the world.
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/custom.html?sort=1
time zones move to west to east, not north to south.
uk time is GMT (or in summer it is British Summer Time or GMT +1)
if you move east towards japan the time moves later – so when it is 1pm in london in hamburgh it it 2pm, japan is like 8 hours in front (or so) and therefore 1pm in london = 9pm in japan.
as you move towards USA the time gets earlier in houston for example it is GMT minus 6 hours, so 1pm in london = 7am in houston , california and the west coast is even more behind.
this in some way explains why america was so late into the second world war.
Damn! It’s like you’re impressively smart, or something!
That’s what I tell myself.
GMILF
No teeth WIN.
WHo cares about the elderly? Apparently they have never gotton a gum job.
Parkinson’s rocks!
……….let’s bring it back a little.
LOL! you don’t have to do any work
*knocks off hat*
*runs*
*picks up hat and dislodged bottle of bacon lube*
*grabs the moomin in a headlock*
hey man! did you miss me? come on admit it
Aaaaaaaaaah! I only knocked your hat off! Why are you naked again?!?!?
*applies baconlube to slip out of grip*
Might have. . .did you miss me?
*squeeze*
What you been up to bud?
Of course I missed you!
Up to this and that, actually managed to stress my boss out so much that his wife forced him to close the company for two days, so I’ve been at the beach
Awwwwwwww!
*welcome back squeeze*
Good to see you back with the family.
Neat trick, you’ll have to teach me that one.
We were all just saying the other day how much we wanted to be at the beach.
Why can’t you hear grandma on the toilet?
Her lips hang in the water
lmao.
There went breakfast. Ick.
Agreed Avis…that was just nasty.
nasty is softly-said
that’s what she said
Ugh…
FISRT!
Was that the sound of your last brain cell dying out?
no that sounded 2 weeks ago when he jelled:
I IZ THE FIRST WAN 2 POST HEAR!!!!
since then he turned into a dildo that cannot count to 1.
We had this discussion in philosophy last week, should we kill all the elderly people to save resources. Of course the philosopher who introduced this idea didn’t live long enough to be elderly…
MMMMMM soilent green.
Sound’s a bit too Hitlitarian to me… (I doubt that’s a real a word but you get what I mean).
Aristotle i think, the name was too greek for me to remember.
I meant as in Hitler.
I can read.
I wasn’t meaning to insult you – I thought you thought I meant… oh does’nt matter, my fail.
If you could prove that they didn’t exist in the first place, your moral dilema is solved
That’s Descartes. We don’t really study him as much as mocking his obvious psychedelic drug habit.
Picture Abe Vigota going on MTV and saying “George Bush don’t care about no elderly people!”
Just so you know, Abe Vigoda is still alive.
(Clickie)
Everyone always thinks he died. And some time ago for that matter.
And Elvis too. You believe that?
Bush lied and Elvis died!!
No no, that’s elves.
sausage fried and ninja’s spied
Yes I do.
There’s something Fishy about that theory!
Wow, that is just too funny dude!
RT
http://www.anonymity.us.tc
I don’t get the fail (sorry I am french, i know this is a fail).
What should we read instead ?
The title of this book is sort of a syntax fail. It could mean who are the people that care about/for elderly people? Or it could mean why should “I” care about old farts?
It’s poorly worded.
It’s said in the same way we typically use sarcasm. As in, who cares about elderly people? (because we don’t)
Who gives a damn about American Idol?
my older cousin who lives in japan and sends out scaring message’s with his Nokia3300
People get scarred by text messages? Epic sheltered life fail…
Maybe it’s more a dyslectic fail… Because it says scaring not scarring..
Reading is the art of understanding.
In which case it would by scary, there’s no such word as scaring. I tried to give you credit for the lesser typo.
Let’s say i decide that.
Yes, but what if you don’t?
Hmmmmmmm?
Amen.
Glory!
Hallelujah!
Praises!
Who gives a damn about idle Americans?
Republicans. Seriously, without fodder that party wouldn’t exist at this point.
no u
They barely exist now, except as a wholly pwned subsidiary of the Democrats.
um, the grim reaper and the makers of depends?
Boxers or briefs?
I do prefer briefs in some strange non-homosexual meaning.
Not wanting to exclude anyone in these PC times we live in, I choose the illustrious boxer-brief.
Health insurance companies.
take care of the older ones
Kill ‘em all, let God sort ‘em out.
I think that’s rude man! what is old? when are you old enough to get killed and get
sorted out by god? 100? 70? 40? 25? WHAT IS OLD?
Not that it sounds like a bad idea, maybe think it over once more..
Like sending them on a quest to dig to the center of the earth without eating or drinking.. And that you have to be 60 to be able to do so…
Something that old people will believe…
Chill out Hairy…that was an attempt at sarcasm.
Ye gods. Who’s teaching Sarcasm 101 this semester?
Exactly.
Getting old ain’t for sissies!
or vampires!
or Benjamin Bratt
Or Benjamin Button. Wait, he was young/old, then old/young… but he was really old when he was …. zzzzt. Cannot compute.
They elderly are in their twilight years.
Some are Enshrined, actually…
And you are an Angel.
C’mere Buffy…
*eternal smooooch!*
Book subject fail?
Japanese: free translation.com fail
Whocares! is a sentence by itself!
dailygifblog.com
Dunno if “banker” is a word that currently attracts people to click spam links. Not to mention “doublebanker”.
Does this work?
For me it did.
Hmm. Nah. Too desperate.
Yes.
Will it work for food?
>Whocares! is a sentence by itself!
no it isn’t, a sentence needs to have a verb and a subject. whocares is just one word, however WHO CARES (with a space) may be condsidered a sentence.
and while i am on the “art fo arts sake; but grammar for fuc#’s sake” line it should really have a question mark after it not an exclamation mark!!!
sorry to be a pedant, but i am, so live with it.
It should be “Who fxxking cares about elderly old people”
HUGH JUPP IS A RAPIST
I don’t
Oh my gosh!!!!! I work in the children’s dept of a library and about two years ago me and some co-workers went crazy when we saw this book on the shelf!! We took turns checking it out and laughing, one page even shows an “elderly” woman pouring milk into a potted plant while the cat’s bowl sits empty in front of a thirsty cat!!
silly old people. poor cats.
*lucky plants!
You library folks are so official. I would think one person would have checked out the book and shared. Maybe that’s against copyright laws or somethin’.
I was sure this was a [very poor] Photoshop job… but there it is on Amazon in all its puzzling glory.
Amazon is fake.
Have you checked out its pixels? Sheesh…
Well, for anyone whose sentiments go towards not caring, think on this – most of the greatest minds in history were ‘old’ people at the times where they are remembered for their ideas and inventions. Need I mention Darwin, Einstein or going further back some of the greatest philosophers?
Einstein was still in his 20’s when he wrote on the Special Theory of Relativity and in his 30’s when he wrote about the General Theory.
Darwin was in his early 30’s when he sailed on the HMS Beagle (void where prohibited – eg, Kansas).
But I digress…
I was waiting for someone to point something like that out, but my point is that their minds were still as intellectualy active well into old age.
ha ha ha giggle giggle giggle fart
Mookie is a good bit more intelligent than that. Please try again at a later time.
Watch your mouth
help i have no freinds
*sobs to him self*
Emo much?
*hands stranded a razor blade*
Carve my name on your thigh, then you can has a friend.
Are you kidding? It’s a title WIN.
:O
I think its a WIN!
PS I live in Florida… lol
I care cus apparently old people taste delicious.
I don’t.
Mmm. Are my posts showing up? I posted on another blog and it showed.
Ah. Pass the bukkit? or, bucket, if more appropriate. Might need something a little bigger….
*raises hand*
Ed Hardy shirts
Subtitle: How to enslave geezers while you’re still teething. *rim shot*
im203
i dont!!!(answer to book title)
cake lickers