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It’s Fluffy! So that’s where she goes!
DAMN YOU!!! 2nd!!
Umm…Cloud? This FIRST, 2nd or whatever number stuff… Please don’t.
I’ve never been first… i think.
I wanna try it at least once.
Sure, go for it! I tried it for some time, too. But then don’t just say first, please.
Yes. We count saying “FIRST” as being trollish, but since you are so nice, Cloud, you will be let off.
Failblog. I’m a little concerned about WIN in every youtube fail lately. Dumpster win?
Sand win? This is profoundly stupid.
Just because you have a fail doesn’t mean you have a win. Not everything is a fight. Sometimes you just fail.
BFF = Failblog?
If there’s a FAIL, there’s a WIN.
It’s just the way of things.
Get used to it, Marty.
Newton’s law of FAIL.
For every FAIL there is an equal and opposite WIN.
Like this one: man fail, fish…wait, fish also fail. Sorry.
or potentially…. man and fish win – win?…. depends who you are i suppose…
I think this is a sign designer win.
No, the idiots would say, Man Fail, Fish Fail, Water Win
That’s how fail this equal/opposite theory is. Haven’t these people heard of win win? Well there is such a thing as fail fail.
FIRSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
man fail, fish fail, ALCOHOL win
i agree with marty. btw this sign can’t be for real.
Double negative = positive
wow. i have to say, i have (or wanted to) said “isn’t this a win?” on a couple.
btw, isn’t that murphy’s law of FAIL? or is that the thing with the stoplights?
-che
*gasp*
My secret has been uncovered!
*disappears into the shadows*
*listens to watches tinkle under trenchcoat*
*mops up tinkle* Why do I always get stuck with clean-up?
Because you don’t need a scrub-down? Here hold this, I’ll help. *passes strong flat white coffee*
*listens to balls smack together under trenchcoat*
/fear
I’ve been first, its not so great. But, I can say I’ve been first and you can’t.
You only think you were first. She lied.
wait… you THINK you haven’t been first?
cloud, you’ve never come first? That’s sad!
ha ha ha ahhh the irony…. that comment is great on so many levels…
*dances*
*Rubs*
*wishes*
*sings*
When you wish upon a star…
Wow Moomin! Now you’re a star!
-stares-
-stairs-
*starez*
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damnation… that was meant to look like stairs
*squeeze*
Failblog ignores multiple spaces for some reason.
Oh well. *SQUEEZE*
*GROUP SQUEEZE*
BFF! Why did you mess up McFail’s stairs?!?
He knocked them out of kilter while he was screaming and running out of the room, I think.
(*squeezes* for all!)
He almost rung his neck.
*squeeze*
*plugs ears* BFF you’re a little off key
Who’s the guy?
who knows, there are plenty of fishes in the sea…
and plenty of fish in the toilet of love.
LOL
he was drinking like a fish as they say. and the fish must have been drinking like a human…
to be kissed by the guy on this sign
Don’t know, but he appears to have a bottle for a hand.
It’s obviously a bottle of air to help him breathe underwater.
Is that water though? It looks awfully orange.
You seem to be correct, underliquid then.
I believe he’s submerged under a vat of McDonald’s Orange Drink… and I also believe that stuff is poison.
(and by under I mean in)
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Your avatar is coming to get us!
teeheehee
Rather disarming sound coming from that purple-tongued avatar…
We all know the orange ones are poison!
Its atack of the orange juice water. run for your lives and water!!!!AAAHHH!!!!
On the other hand . . . .
. . . . there seems to be a fish.
A bottle for a hand? hmmmm ….
On the other hand . . . uh, there seems to be a fish.
WIN!
YES 2nd what a WIN !!!
whooooooooooppppppppp
I’d totally steal that sign…if i were in Saudi Arabia…
…and this, kids, is where mermaids come from.
AHA!!!
Under the sea!
he is going to end up sleeping with the fishes
Oh my…that made me *snork*!
That fish is only interested in his codpiece.
His mother told him to stay away from hookers.
lolz naw she told him to stay away from the dude hookers lol
oh man that’s the cleverest comment i’ve read all year.
Is that the failboat in the background?
It’s LoveBoat! AGAIIIIIIN!
What are you talking about? This is totally a win!
Definitely a win
Yep. All win.
It’s a beautiful tail of love.
I dunno… there’s something fishy about it.
Who are we to wield the scales of judgement?
Yes, a fin and dandy tail.
And yet a sad tail: 17 year old boy drinks too much, boy meets 14 yr old fish, fish poked holes in a condom, boy becomes father to baby. But not just an ordinary baby; an Infant Mutant Laser Baby…er, Fish. But together, they all ride off in his car eating pooptarts. Until someone breaks through his cardboard window and steals his carp. Um, I mean crap.
His pooptarts eat cars?
Get reel
Whoa nellie, WhoaNellie! Sure, if there’d been a hyphen between “car” and “eating”, then they would have been car-eating pooptarts. But in this case, they’re just regular pooptarts. You know, the kind that everyone eats. (They don’t have to be regular, though; they’ve got blueberry, brown sugar cinnamon, strawberry, and a few other flavor pooptarts).
They DO have car-eating pooptarts, but I don’t much care for that flavor.
But if you don’t eat them, they’ll go bad. Then they’ll have car-rot pooptarts.
Hi everyone! This is my first comment!
*waves*
Sparky, I love your tail.
Hi Crinkly. Thanks! And since you paid me a compliment, then I’d have to say that I love your first comment.
*waves*
*robots*
*worms*
*wyrms*
headbangs
& if there was any double entendre meant there, I totally missed it until now. It’s early; I’m still waking up. Coffee! Must….have….more…..coffee!!
Exactly. Why is this a fail? Seems to get the message across quite well.
Yes, this is absolutely a WIN!
DEFINITELY A WIN
I think this sign is more of a WIN than a FAIL.
Same here. It should be a WIN!
yes it shud, this guy is obviusly gonna get sum hot fish lovin
I disagree. He choose the most beautiful fish.
Yeah, but when he gets drunk he tends to batter fish. He’s an evil man.
He’s merely drunk on love.
She knows how to smack him in the kisser, though.
He doesn’t deserve pash’ion.
I don’t care what it looks like – there’s not enough alcohol in the world to make me f**k a fish.
Umm…what’s that bottle for?
I never was so drunk that I wanted to kiss a fish. What am I doing wrong?
You haven’t met the right type of fish?
Or the right type of booze.
Or been to Newfoundland.
Or been in a Turkish prison.
You need to get drunk near an ocean full of Tang.
Also, you need to drink Warning Alcohol instead of regular alcohol.
Isn’t that made by brewing and distilling the fruit of the alarmberry bush?
The dude on the right is up to something.
Who, the fish staring at the couple making out, or the blue guy who looks like he’s throwing a body into the water?
I was wondering about body guy, but since czuhc’s thread down there v all I can see is tentacle.
Tentacle rape in
3
2
1
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OUCH!
My bad, tentacle rape in Arthur it seems
*SQUEEZE* Good morning guys!
I’m officially booked for my trip to Ireland!
*Squeeze* Morning!
Congratulations! When do you go?
I leave May 15th, so I’ll be there May 16th-24th.
*marks date in calendar and starts booking trip to Ireland*
*squeeze* Hope to see you there!
Woohoooooo!!!
Look up Loz for us when you get there, okay?
Morning Cuddles! When are you leaving?
*shakes fist at Moomin*
*shakes fist*
How do you do?
Alright, thanks. I hate it when my gf doesn’t feel well, though. How are you? Having a busy day?
*shakes Shaka Zulu*
(Shaka Zulus wont shake below this level)
(Chaka Khans will, however.)
(Because they feel for you.)
This is more like a win than a fail, LOL
Its a sneaky new fishing technique.
*Adds an apostrophe between the ‘T’ and ‘S’*
Who can tell me what the icon on the right of the sign represents? To me, it looks like a fella with sturdy legs and a huge schlong peeing in the water.
Alcohol probably imparied his judgement
It’s a shipwrecked man rowing his bathtub to the next island. But then… WILSON! NOOOO!
I still think it’s a man who had too much alcohol, is eager to use his schlong on the fish but experiences another well known side effect of alcohol…
Hehehe
it’s a man on a personal water craft
I think the fail is that the people are boating so close to the Kraken as he smooches with his love. He’s massive!
Oooo his pants are getting titaner.
If he’s getting ready for action, colossus. Sorry, I stuttered.
I wonder if the fish has at least got some protection in her Perseus.
I dunno…I think she’s been too busy finishing her doctoral Theseus to remember such things.
Why is the water orange? Was it dyed as an April Fool’s prank?
It’s the bottle this guy is holding;
it had Fanta in it.
Interesting. Fanta has never impaired my judgement…
Youv’e just never drank the right amount.
You* lol
dude, you have serious apostrophe issues.
appositive issues?
A-positive tissues….
This is almost as awesome as the famous sign with the wheelchair, the steep hill, and the alligator at the bottom.
I love that sign, *sigh*.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*ahem*
Me too.
*POUNCES!*
*pops a WHEEEEEEELIE*
Woop!!
Hi!
I used to live near the alligator (was a crocodile actually I believe) sign
That’s not a fail. That’s a win.
I agree. Clear WIN !!
Bonus fail: Judgement is misspelt.
Nope, US variant.
Um… we’ve got it right. Y’all are the deviants, er, variants.
Moi? I thought both are acceptable, but especially in legal circles they drop their ‘e’
I thought it was in rave circles they dropped their “e”.
In Ireland they put an “e” in Whisky. now that’s a hell of a drink!!
I like to drop some e before I go to the the library.
That, and the lack of a colon after WARNING are about the only true fails here.
Other than that, it is an advisory about a real problem (operating watercraft while intoxicated).
I think what draws attention to the sign is the cutesy graphic style. It the Western World, advisory signs are tightly standardized. The same sign (without the thai lettering) would not have looked out of place in the USA circa 1960.
Judgment is the accepted American spelling. In fact, if I type it your way, it sets off the spellchecker.
eye half a spelling checker, it cum with my pea see.
don’t trust them!!
smells like trout pull it out, if it smells like bass
…well you get the point.
I thought all fish smells same.
I’m Thai. Ugh…my English is poor but I will try.
This sign mean alcohol impairs ‘determine ability’
The bottle in his hand is alcohol and that drunken man think he was the fish and have fish girlfriend LOL
The sign theme is too cartoonish, maybe why the sea water color is red
Thank you, Monoceros.
Indeed! Thanks, Monoceros…that was funny.
Thank you, Monoceros, that makes sense. I think the bright color was to grab people’s attention. That sign would really stand out.
Hi, everybody, I’ve been lurking mostly, wanted to introduce myself today.
Hi, Anniebunny. Welcome to fail!
Welcome Anniebunny. We’re happy to see you hare.
*POUNCE!!*
…Guess who just got home?
*gives Anniebunny a friendly wave*
Ohhh you *POUNCED* me….I’m feeling the love! Happy to be here, and I thank you kindly for the warm welcome!
Welcome to Failblog, Anniebunny.
This reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons:
“Boss, I thought you said Troy McLure was Dead”?
“No, I said he sleeps with the fishes”
This sign is soooo true
my judgment was that messed up once… I was in a plane
You kiss a bird?
Don’t let Avis see you talking about that as if it’s a bad thing!
No, that’s a WIN!
I blame the fish for this. They knew his judgement was impaired. Heck, they probobly bought him the booze.
She probably put rape drugs in his booze.
Sophisticated fish.
Sofishticated.
How is this a fail? This looks like a WIN to me!
agreed
They are in love! <3
So, please…Papa don’t preach…
And I’m keeping my baby, since I poked holes in the condoms.
It got into the groove
? So, when’s your Holiday…
The week before Memorial Day.
*tries to work-in more Madonna refs*
Work, play, or kissing Britney?
Play…
…and kissing Britney.
He’s drowning in her eyes. Or the orange fluid.
(56.8wpm)
Betty Davis eyes?
(guess what I’m listening to…clicky)
.
Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She’s got Bette Davis eyes
I think the guy on the right is climbing a buoy, name for refrence!
-stares-
I do believe I am thirsty for some orange soda now…
In my opinion, he’s humping a cement mixer.
Good morning fellas, I am kind of new to failblog.
I have always been browsing the fails but never actually commenting about them. I’m just hoping to blend in.
Good morning Kelly…
*offers Kelly some camo gear to help her blend in*
Oh, that kind of blend.
*unplugs blender and puts it back in suitcase*
Ahem.
Hello Kelly.
Keep that blender out Moomin! I’ll have a strawberry smoothie please! *pulls strawberries out of back pocket*
They look warm, wet and pink.
Hang on, I’ll just get Arthur. . .
Moomin! Chill those berries before they go off!
Hehehehehehe
*wipes cuppa from keyboard*
He’s not coming
Me?
You! Look to what DrB is replying
Hi Kelly. Welcome to Failblog. Have a pleasant stay, and remember, ignore Closet.
I am sorry for my ignorance, But who/what’s a closet?
Thank you for the warm welcoming =]
*Welcoming SQUEEZE*
Closet is the bigoted son of a b*tch that everyone here hates. He’s a troll.
What do you mean by a troll?
And hey, I don’t think anyone should be treated like that, Wer’e all human after all.
If you knew some of the stuff he’s said to me, you would feel the same way about him as we do. Trust me.
A troll is someone who is here to spoil everyone else’s fun. They’re obnoxious, rude, offensive, um… chime in at any time guys.
How could one guy gain so much hate towards him?
‘dude, you have serious apostrophe issues.’
Wait a second, look at how Kelly typed “we’re”. It’s just like how Closet types it “wer’e”. Coincidence? Something is fishy, and it’s not the guy’s breath.
Yes, it wasn’t un-noted.
So the deal is,
One misplaced apostrophe and you switch me for a guy which I have only first heard of today?
No, but some of the trolls have been known to do this. It’s nothing against you Kelly. *squeeze* Cheer up and enjoy your time at FailBlog
Thank you Mr. Cuddles
*squeeze*
Yeah, I’m curtailing my suspicions until you start trolling people. Until then, I’ll chalk up the apostrophe thing to coincidence.
Clost is our new resident troll. Scroll up and down the page to find him.
He’s not a troll. Trolls are occasionally funny.
I don’t know why you lot keep refering to this “closet” character. There is no Closet.
Hello Kelly! Welcome
Hello!
Here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy
You need to be drunk first :/ jeez read the sign
but, but, but, I was drunk last night doesn’t that count for something?
did you wake up smelling of fish or do you … maybe i shouldn’t go there.
lol ewww dirty
This is NOT fail, this is definately a WIN!
Contrary to popular belief, this sign is actually a “win” not a “fail.” Just wanted to clear all of that up. *sips on his coffee slowly and glares* Oh, and good morning…
Good morning Malicite *SQUEEZE* I made sure to include Dublin on my itinerary!
*SQUEEZE* Morning!
You won’t be disappointed!
WTF! This is a WIN!!!
Best way to get drunken swimmers out of the ocean
This actually sounds like an enjoyable idea.
You mean, ‘Looks’?
Or is there something I’m missing here x-x
Oh please, that is such a WIN! A hilarity win, that is.
I think my fishes found this picture of me on my vacation and that’s why they are all out to get me… Skwerlly Bob, can I hide under your bed for a few more days?
Your fishes have a crush on you?
How cut
cute*
I wouldn’t say they have a crush on me, more like they want to crush me. Apparently they took out a life insurance policy and picked my grave site. It doesn’t look good
Just feed them and they’ll forget all about it. Tiny fish brains and all.
I would bet money that Kelly is Closet.
Excuse me?
Its a typical troll tactic. Go back to your bridge!
Sk, you have serious apostrophe issues…
*spreads mistrust*
But wait, there’s more!
*unmasks Arthur*
It’s the creepy old janitor from the fairground!
I knew it!
What have I ever done to you that I should be treated like that from you? I don’t even get what are you talking about..
I will believe you are not closet the second you make a comment that doesn’t have to do with not being closet. If your comment portrays any witt at all, then there is no possibility you could be foresaid closet.
Maybe *you* are closet….or trollking.
No its not.
Looks like you got tanked on your last vacation and had a roe with your fish Mr. Cuddles. May I suggest crises intervention?
I’ll betta hundred dollars that this turns into a bunch of fish puns.
I bat it doesn’t.
*wants his money*
Oops, sorry about that v.
Tough R3, you’re netted in now…
it wont if you all stop carping on about it
although i did meet a very nice fish across a crowed pond once we sang until dawn, that was salmon chanted evening!
we have all been there, i’m sure, once a prawn a time.
Do you like fishdicks?
So THAT’S where mermaids come from.
Alternate joke:
This gives new meaning to the phrase “sleeping with the fishes”.
I didn’t say he was dead, I said he sleeps with the fishes. It’s different.
Nailed it!
mer MAN!
LOL, dude that is too funny!
RT
http://www.anonymity.us.tc
I go with WIN on this one.
Been a while since i lol’d on failblog, and this pic sure did it
This seems like a win to me…
How ya doing, AWC? I’ve been seeing you on here for a while, and thought I’d say hi.
I guess when the Thai get drunk, they get REALLY get drunk.
The fish was dressed inappropriately. It was asking for it.
another FAIL for Failblog, funny not fail
This is a fail? It’s a sign. And kinda’ funny. I don’t see the “fail” aspect. A fail is when something is supposedly misjudged or lost. Just my opinion.
Win.
yes, i find this to be a win. unless you are the fish kisser or perhaps the kissed fish
Actually, I think this should be called sign win, but that’s just my opinion.
- Gabriel Schloss
LMAO I think it’s Win
no that is WIN WIN WIN
I swear this is in ko phi phi thailand !!! I have a photo from when I was there with this sign !!
Exactly where did you see this sign? I must have this sign in my house.
“Fail”? What??? This is WIN!
Seconded here. AlcohLOL fail, sign WIN.
This is Thai for “don’t drink the Kool-Aid”
I don’t see any fail except for Failblog’s branding of an epic win with the clichésque “FAIL”.
Looks like the artist also suffered from impaired judgment.
Hehe Win
does anybody know what language that is?
Cos when I get drunk I can’t resist the urge to go kiss fish…
you are all sooooo soooooo shockingly depressing
Are you kidding?! This is a win!!!
Fail? I think this sign is full of WIN.
I’d say this is WIN. Seriously it’s sooo much better than other boring signs and it’s not a design fault or human failure. (except for the guy who would actually get drunk and kiss fish)
I actually think this is a win. The idea of making out with a fish under the influence of alcohol really scared the beejesus out of me. Anyone else?
Hilarious! I’ve been pretty wasted at times, but was never worried I’d end up with a fish.
It’ s a WIN.
Epic epic EPIC win, man. That’s just too bloody awesome. Best sign ever.
This is TOTALLY a win. Gotta love the Thai, this is fabulous!
illustration win.
wow. haha.
thats a pretty big fail. thats my friend right there kissing a freaking fish. [:
What’s fail about this? A nonconsequential spelling error in a second language that does nothing to obscure the intended meaning, and an eye-catching image that drives the point home. I say this is a design win.
loool this is thai and im thai so i lold even harder !!
FAIL
I call it win, man.
Anyone see the new South Park Episode “Fishsticks?”
This picture remind you of a certain scene
he’s a gay fish
do u like fishsticks then u must be a gay fish
Why is Kanye West featured on that sign?
lol! that seems pretty damn WIN to me!
Do you like fishsticks?
Well, yes, but I don’t see why everyone keeps asking me that?
is it Kayne West ?? The gay fish
lol its kanye west GAY FISH
DO YOU LIKE FISHDICKS? YOUR A GAY FISH!
someone likes fish sticks.
Reminds Me Of A Joke That “I” Wrote !!!
Ok, guys, get ready.
Hey Tweek, Do you like fishsticks?
-Yes
What are You, A Gay Fish ?!?
Ha! Ha! Ha! and I am so the first one to post this as well.
Nobody else even thought of it before me!
So to quote the very first prophetic comment “First”
It’s Kanye! He loves fishsticks!
do you like fishsticks?
Why Yes, I do like fishsticks. Why do you ask?
I’m a gay fish
Its kanye, cause im a gay fish
Do you like fishsticks?
i believe its kanye, the gayfish
it’s funny even .. how they said in Thai, lol
It’s Kanye West, the gay fish!
Yeah this is in Koh phi phi in Thailand, have seen this sign personally. thought it was funny as
HE’S A GAYFISH !!! lol
Oww the joke was made before I do.
Wait, is that Kanye West on that sign?
LOL GAY FISH FTW
Man, that fish keeps looking better all the time, i swear that it is acting all slutty.
Kanye West win!
Gayfish?
alcohol makes you like to put fish sticks in your mouth xD
Drunk guy: hey man, lets go and make out with those trout sisters again! They were hot!
HAHA
WIN!
um… yes it does… yes it does…
haha that’s cute
Do you like fishsticks?
I BELIEVE YOURE A GAY FISH!
Is that tuna?
i consider that a win
Gay fish y’all. Hehehehe..
ITS KANYE WEST!!!!!! CAUSE WE KNOW THAT HE’S A GAYFISH!
I expect that their English is better than my Thai!
Or maybe vice-versa.
Maybe, but not – well not when I’ve been in Thailand!
So your point is -
Not only they suck in English, They suck in their own native language aswell?
DrB, you might not be aware that there is actually a boycot being held against this hideous troll. On the surface he acts like a normal blogger and sometimes displays something faintly resembling wit, but he also shows outbursts of homophobic and racist behaviour of the worst kind.
Just so you know.
It’s taking all my will-power right now not to directly respond to him by calling him a hypocrite for criticized other people for sucking at English when he’s saying “Not only they suck in English”.
*quickly replaces -ed with -ing before anyone notices*
Not to mention capitalization. But it takes all of my will-power not to respond to him some threads below. Some Thai tries to be nice in a foreign language and what does this asswipe do? Yep, insults. God, I SO hate him.
>It’s taking all my will-power right now not to directly respond to him by >calling him a hypocrite for criticized other people for sucking at English when >he’s saying “Not only they suck in English”.
but he may be saying ” not only they suick in english” … but i do too, also!
Dang… thanks.
Dang… thanks. I need more coffee.
*passes two coffee to McFail*
*s
What the hell is an aswell? God, that guy is more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
Wanna share?
*brings a third* Morning there…and thank you!
Thanks McFail! There’s another troll we boycott, DrB. Easy to spot for he called himself “King Troll”.
*sips her coffee and nods*
Ah! Cheers. I’ve seen that one.
*sip, sip, sip*
Good morning, my fine Failblog friends! I’ve brought more coffee and freshly baked pastries.
Ooh pastries! Got any lemon?
Hehe…*opens the hive, releases more bees*
Two bees or not two bees? Argh, swarm!
*runs away*
Apiary, was that your question?
Oh Beehive!
Sorry, honey, I can’t!
I’m a flower child, it’s not in my nectar to behave.
What are you droning on about now, Cuds? *hugs*
*squeeze* Morning gorgeous!
Urgh…I have a hideous day in front of me. I’m tempted to have a stinger for breakfast.