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Such finesse! Such a fantastic use of the English language! What a wonderful inspiration! We all get such a great insight to your high level of intelligence.
A nice sentiment, but if they have to post that they’re first, they’re clearly lacking the intellectual capacity to understand sarcasm.
True, but maybe a nice dose of sarcasm aimed directly at them will bring them to the reality of their stupidity. Or not.
Given an opportunity, I’d guess “not”.
You’re probably right.
.
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE* back
How are you this rainy Wednesday?
Well, I couldn’t be better, unless I was
And here it’s cold and (mostly) clear…
It’s in the 60′s but the rain makes it feel cooler than that. We’re having gas logs installed tomorrow, so it shouldn’t be below 60 from now until October.
.
I have a ton of work to do but I don’t want to do any of it. I’m bored.
What with the world ending and all VVV
we might as well be here having fun
And it was mid-twenties here last night…
In a sick and twisted way I kind of wanted that worm virus to hit here. Just to break up the monotony.
.
Mid 20′s?!? BRRRRR! I’ve had my fill of winter, actually. I’m ready for capris and flip flops and painted toenails.
Does anyone have a comment about the actual photo?! I think that’s what the Comment section is for!
In fact, it is dubious whether or not they are capable of comprehending such complex words like the and it.
Most of them can’t even spell ‘first’ correctly. None of them use proper punctuation. I’m not sure if it’s funny or sad.
I’m sure; it’s sad.
more funny plates at my site. click on my name
L.O.L.
And yes…it is sad.
Or what the Shift key on their keyboard does, for that matter.
Farst!
Dammit…my one chance at fame and meaning in life! I messed it up!!!
Hey wait…this is photoshopped.
*pinch*
Morning!
Good morning to you as well! Well, good if you’re a duck. Yucky out there today. How’s the coffee this am?
Not strong or plentiful enough. How about you?
Ah, see, that’s the beauty of working here. We have a coffee machine that is serviced at least once a week. As much and as strong as you like. All free.
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All’s well here. I’d rather be at home; but then I remember how much laundry needs to be done and am glad I’m here. LOL!
Hahaha! Working to avoid work…nice.
velvet, stfu man.
STFU MAN!
haha good one mr. cuddles
Now my feelings are hurt
YOUR FEELINGS? HOW BOUT MI
NE, i mean, come on, nobody wants to hear what the mexican food has to say T_T.
STFU MAN!
stfuman!
2nd
*thwap*
*slap*
*spank*
shank
*toss*
*kaboom*
*pow*
*Boink*?
Umm, Boink means you’re having sex with someone in the FailBlog world.
*noob*
Hey WIK, missed you for a coupla days…
be nice, he is only 12
Your intelligence, lacking as it is, is greater than a vast majority of people here.
Definitely.
Uh, nice hat King Troll.
Damn it. Confession time, I am the one who showed King Troll FAIL Blog. I just went to the bathroom and he started posting on my computer.
That is why we have never directly talked to each other on here. Sorry willdog, I must have forgotten to change the email.
Not buying it.
Agreed AA, I’m really confused here…
I admitted it below.
I don’t see where you have admitted to being the same person as King Turd.
It sort of got shoved under a big thread. But if you can’t find it, then yes, I am King Turd.
Are you also lennox?
It’s not posting my comment, no.
Why the f*ck did you do that?
I was bored, and then things got out of hand. Sorry.
You should try it though.
I would NEVER do something that’s so stupid, useless and annoying. We welcomed you and accepted you. And you say thanks by being one of the worst trolls? Because you were bored?!? That is truly disgusting.
Wildog, it’s behavior like that that keeps us from trusting the new folks here. That is very uncool.
I know, this is why I didn’t want to tell anyone, but then I screwed up that post.
Sorry, again.
To say the least. Take your ‘sorry’ willtroll and shove it up your ass.
*shoves ‘sorry’ up his ass*
I was never that fond of you as willdog, frankly, but people that I admired got along with you well enough that I assumed I was the one with the problem. Ugliness runs deep, asshat. We’ve seen the real “you”.
That’s not the real me. I just tired of being one of many on this site who basically say exactly the same things on every fail. When I started King Troll thing, it went a completely different direction than I had intended.
Look, when you deceive, you lose ALL credibility. Stay away from me and my friends.
I’m thinking now would not be the best time to reveal that I sometimes post as “Nacho the Party Puppy”…
Sadly, I have grown accustom to the lack of dignity displayed in an anonymous forum, and I do understand the need to “let loose” in an insulated environment, but I can not comprehend an absence of grace touted as “just having fun” or “being board”. Are we to believe this behavior is not your true nature and if we had been a bit more entertaining you would never have acted so inappropriately? Can it be that Failblog society has failed you? A victim of the modern age! Poor, poor boy!
Arf!
It would definitely not be the best time for that! This party has already been pooped, and not in the need-to-go-walkies way!
*Sighs*
My previous comment was for WD/KT and Kelly/Closet.
I guess I hesitated a bit too long before clicking the add reply button.
Sorry POB, you are now collateral damage.
LOL, I was actually thinking “Oh crap, I’ve ruined Marius’ serious momment by not being quicker with my switcheroo!”
Go away for a while then, take both of your stupid hats with you.
…..Say 40 Trillion Hail Mary’s, 2 Our Father’s and give your hats to Charity, (she’s the crazy brunette who pushes the shopping cart with 3 wheels).
Change your name, change your attitude, and come back when you can offer a decent contribution to FailBlog or a least pretend to.
IT’S…A…CROWN!!
…and you spelled souls wrong.
Maybe he’s a cobbler or something…
Could be…he’s not getting my business. That’s for sure.
Well, he sure is “giving YOU the business”…
People who pretend to be other people are supremely lame.
True…
(to both comments)
Am I smelling an April Fool, here?
You both smell funny.
Are you not ashamed!
Here in VA, they’d let him have the plate for a while until enough people complained.
Saw this one in Illinois around 1983: QQQQ2
This on a Delorean: STNLS (also IL, 1983ish)
I used to have a 2000 blue metalflake Celica GTS, custom rims, etc. – plate was ZZZOOOM.
I miss that car
I used to drive an Oldsmobile…
LOL – I currently drive an old beat up Mustang – plate is NEIGHHH.
Lemons/lemonade, ya know?
For the first 5 years of marriage, I had our wedding anniversary on hubby’s plates. He hated it. Every woman I knew thought it was a great idea, though.
LOL!!
My ex had ITSMEEE on her Subaru Outback – anytime I was driving it I wanted to point at her and yell out the window “It’s HER!!”
I had a 1966 Continental with the plate “I MAIM” a few years ago. I tried to get that one even earlier for a 1960 Impala, but it was denied then because someone deemed it “offensive”.
Me too. You have my condolences.
How did the DMV not notice that?
It’s like the hood was pulled over their eyes…
It should have been flagged. I’m guessing the person responsible just didn’t know the acronym.
Listen, if a guy wants to memorialize St. Fuman on his vanity plates, who are we go judge?
DMV fail.
sorry for that, just read the last threat….
Sorry for what?
Me thinks for posting 2nd.
Is ckas threatening us?
*pulls t-shirt over head*
*holds up arms at a 90 degree angle*
Are you threatening me?
No, just handing you some tp.
*sigh* Sorry, I should have been quicker to stop that ^
Oops, that was meant to go under the 1st and 2nd comments.
You’re running at speed, but to where?
I’m not running, I’m dancing *boogies down*
*raises eyebrow*
*joins McFail*
I’m not dancing, I’m prancing *jumps around*
*throws hands in the air like I just don’t care*
What does STFU mean, Any clue?
Google it.
Yahoo it.
Excite it.
Habeeb it.
Hulu it.
Ebay it.
cuil it…? :O)
Scratch and sniff it.
Kick it around a bit.
Flip it and reverse it.
Fry it.
gnsvarl it (russia’s very own searching machine!)
Ask Jeeves!
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down…
Or just STFU Man and meditate on it while
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew…
suck it and see
I just did. Is it “Southern Tenant Farmers’ Union” or “Samurai Training Finished Unsuccessfully”? The second one is kinda funny but why would you advertise it?
Or, Star Taco’s Fun Universe… But then again, only I’d know about that place.
shut the f up Gezzzz
Hahahahahaha hillaaaaarious! *you’re still closet*
Huzzah.
Was this filmed during driving by the way? seems like it.
Don’t film and drive.
Wait, so Kelly is Closet’s new alter ego?
We don’t know yet.
Here are the facts as we know them:
1) Closet’s last post was at 5:27
2) Kelly’s first post was at 6:11
3) safety
4) ???
5) profit!
I still don’t get what does this guy, Which apparently you really hate, Has to do with me..
Capitalization behind commas… Hmmm…
I guess ‘after’ would’ve been the correct word. Ah well.
Good point Arthur. Like you, I also seem to remember that Closet has a problem with capitalizing after semicolons…or maybe that was King Troll. They all look alike to me.
This is definitely getting worse by the second.
not by the FISRT?
Oh you
*SQUEEZE*
*looks innocent*
*SQUEEZE*
It’s very simple, as I expressed on the last fails’ thread. The first post that Kelly writes that express’ some witt, the possibility that she is closet will dissapear. So far “her” posts have left “her” wanting.
I’m sofaking sorry to make you repeat yourself…
Come again?
Are scannerdan and sofaking speaking in code???
In tongues. They’re possessed.
Mwaaaaaaa!
*head spins around*
*barfs pea soup*
*Calls in two priests, pushes one out of a window to save the time and trouble*
*admires StarTaco’s style*
(from a distance)
No code. They’re just sofaking clever!
Ooohh, pea soup!!!!
Are annerdanscay and ofakingsay eakingspay in odecay??
(I’m afraid I might elready have given away what that means)
Listen very carefully, for I shall say this only once.
‘only once’
‘this’
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Moominfail.
Silly Moomin!
hehehe
*shakes head sadly in Moomin’s general direction*
That’s why I love the Moomin!
Awww, here’s a *SQUEEZE* for your troubles, Mr. The Moomin.
*squeezes POB*
I’m at work……I think that might be against company rules. (I’m sure failblogging all day is as well)
No collapsing the horse at work.
Them’s the rules.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Am just horsing around.
Umm…sorry, boss…I just… can I have a tissue, please?
Someone just collapsed a horse…somewhere…I can feels it.
The force is strong in this one.
And here is your hand sanitizer back….I had to “sanitize” something for the last half hour.
So strong it caused the horse to collapse?
I know it sounds a little gay………but yes.
have left her wanting what? a good fish maybe? or a sole mate?
Sex, Tequila & Frenzied Utopias.
Sign me up Lou!
You are welcomed, mr. cuddles.
Me too me too!!!
Good ta see ya lou!
The more the merrier.
(hi WhoaNellie!)
Southern Texas Falls University.
Go Kestrels!
Spanking, Tachycardia & Feverish Unawareness.
Start the Fail Union.
Woot!
I’ll take vodka instead…
Does this offer come with a cuddle pile? ;o
Abso-freaking-lutely
Skyy’s the limit?
You’re in luck…there’s also a CA plate that says “I [HEART] VODKA.”
Bet that makes ‘em smile at the DUI checkpoints!
first rating
That matters even less than writing the first comment.
make me! stupid license plate…..
*another plate comes down from a secret slot* this one looks like its flipping you the bird
The license plate has a secret launcher, that shoots license plates at you if you don’t listen to it.
STFU yer mom. Ha! Eat it…or eat something. You look famished.
C:\ STFU yer mom
C:\ Command ‘STFU yer mom’ unrecognised
C:\ eat something
C:\ Incapable of executing command ‘eat something’ , stomach drive full from previous consumption.
C:\ *
Are you the taco that poops ice cream?
o_O No, but I suppose I could get you some ice cream if you wanted it?
I’m pretty sure there’s some behind the hot sauce and to the left of the lava sauce *points at table*
*about to ask a dumb question*
How do I make an avatar on here? I’m jealous of StarTaco.
LOL Star – I used to do that with old IBM mainframe logins.
“EAT ME!!”
>EAT ME command not accepted during login<
I always knew Honda had it out for me…
Hodna isn’t very pleased with people driving behind it?
*Switches ‘D’ and ‘N’*
I don’t see how a practical or realistic DMV would ban it or reverse it…it could mean anything.
I mean, “EMS” could be the license plate of a paramedic, but it could also mean eat my
But I live in VA too…so, yah…they probably would ban it off of a few complaints
I think it edited out …is that possible?
crap carp
Just testing!
It obviously means he is a safety advocate:
Stop
To
Fill
Up.
It’s a movement against cars not leaving their parking break on when getting gas.
In Soviet America, car tells you to shut up!
fisrt
You are a little late.
You are a little troll.
Kumar a piddle hole.
Okay, fine, I am Closet..
The only reason I did this was because I thought if I had a new beginning and treat everyone nicely they might treat me nicely aswell as Mr. Cuddles told me.. But I guess Iv’e been too much of an asswipe for that.
Actually, Iv’e never been treated nicely in my real life as I was always different which made me become very vicious and agressive to people..
Honestly I only opened this new ‘Kelly’ thing in a desperate attempt to see what its like being treated nicely at…
So I’m sorry if I ever offended you, even though I know its too late I just have to say it, really, from the bottom of my heart.
Have a nice weekend, I doubt you’ll see me around anymore..
Twenty minuits form now he will have a new name, make all the same gramatical errors, and still be completely unfunny. (who do I cash in my bet with? I’m lookin at you Arthur…)
When did I say he’s not Closet?
Sure Sofaking, funniest thing is I’m not gonna go into this website anymore.. And thanks for actually spending time reading the whole thing and atleast TRYING to have a bit of understanding towrads me.
Anytime.
Ok, without expecting that it’ll change anything I’ll break the embargo once. Closet, the problem is that you cause trouble on purpose. Not all the time, I admit. But far too often and with some comments that are simply unacceptable. Homophobia for example is incredibly stupid. Picking on newbies, esp. when they’re trying to be nice, helpful or funny is another disgusting habit. If you act like that in real life as well – are you surprised that people don’t like you? Would you like someone like that? You know what old Kant said?
Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.
Can you?
Mate, this was exactly the reason I opened this Kelly..
But I guess its too late.
A grudge is a hard thing to get past, but hey, like some of these people are saying, stick around, try to be nicer, and maybe people will forgive your past transgressions. I mean, “forgive those who ask” is one of the basic tenets of Christianity, and likely many other religions.
I’ll second what Rogue said, Kelly. The rest is really up to you.
I’m all for 2nd chances.
It’s about knowing how you make an effective argument. It’s ok to have a different opinion but you can’t just attack for no reason and certainly not with such personal insults.
I tried to post this earlier but my phone doesn’t like FailBlog!
Dang it Arthur, you just HAD to bring up the Categorical Imperative…
Yup. I thought it might help Closet to understand what it’s all about. Helped me, that’s for sure.
You didn’t, I just want my money! *shakes Arthur upside down….nothing falls out*
Boy you turned me!
Just pay it forward……(I literaly mean mug the next person you see)
Oh, crap.
*covers face*
Ha ha, safe! He can’t see me know!
*offers Handi-Wipe to clean the crap off*
I don’t have enough coffee to deal with this issue… *goes to get some more*
I don’t think any amount of coffee will help deal with issues like this. That’s what therapy is for.
Hey, give him a break. We’ve all felt picked on at some point in our lives.
BTW, maybe the driver’s name is Steve Timothy Fuman?
Good detective work Brewski…also, you might want to check out some of Kelly/Closet’s previous posts before you go defending him.
Ey, what happend happend, I’m not gonna act like that anymore, you have my word.
Just warning you, I’m pretty skeptical. No offense, but it’s going to take a while for me to believe that you’ve reformed your trollish ways.
There’s definitely people on this site who’ve made a big turn around before. Jason K is a good example.
If you are willing to give me another chance, I’m totally in.
Last chance.
I’m still skeptical Cuddles…I mean, if we welcome him into the family and he revert, I might just lose my faith in humanity.
*adds “s”*
*slinks away*
*watches scannerdan slink away*
Kelly, I’m in.
hey, you have faith in humanity? you must be very young, i lost my faith about the age of 20.
you mean you still have faith in humanity, you must be very young!! i lost my faith at the age of 20
Cuddles, you’re incredible! *SQUEEEEEEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
Victory for humanity…and *SQUEEZE* everywhere.
As people may have forgotten from when I first started here, I got bored of typical blogging and wanted to be a troll for a while. I didn’t mean a thing I said and I know I hurt some people feelings. Especially mr. cuddles, I am very sorry for what I said and I hope you can forgive for me for it. It was wrong and said purely for the purpose of being a troll.
What the hell is going on today? Is this the first sign of the apocalypse?
I’m getting tired of this now, it was fun at first though.
And now we hold hands and sing “Kumbaya”.
I’d prefer something by Nirvana, if possible.
Well if you guys are going to start singing, I’m going to run down to the gym for my lunch hour. Be back soon
I’m scared *huddles with mr. cuddles in the corner* If Pro comes on here and apologizes then we know it’s a sign.
*cuddles with McFail* It will be ok.
*checks calendar*
*SQUEEZES mr. cuddles and McFail*
*Believes Avis is correct*
First people reverting, before you know it, people arising from their graves.
You mean “wising fwom their gwaves”.
You get one last chance from me as well. But one slip up, you give me one reason to believe you’re lying and it’s over.
Cuddles, you ol’ softy. You’ve got a heart of gold.
*SQUEEZE*
Bravo Cuddles! You’re a good man.
Aye, thanks, I won’t believe me.
Well thank you, however as “King Troll”, what am I supposed to do here?
Change your name and join in on the fun.
*Joins in aswell*
+
This dude up there is really right, you actually do have a heart of gold
What can I say, I’m not called mr. cuddles for nothing.
Time to put magnificent back into your name
heheh! I missed that!
awwwwwwwwwww, much better!
*SQUEEZE*
does that mean i can get some hugs?
NO! GOES AWAY!BAD CRAZY EYES MAN!
U SCARES EVERBODY!
*STOMP SMASH STOMP STOMP*HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!
80
Hug a hooligan day!
I didn’t find any in London so here goes…
*SQUEEZE*
WTF.
Willy The Flute? No, I haven’t met him yet. Is he a skin flute?
That’s the problem, I already am in on the fun. (In case no one caught that embarrassing mix up^^^)
I have to admit, I actually kind of liked the “King Troll” character right up to the point where you started with the bigotry.
It wasn’t supposed to go there but I got carried away trying to be like a troll.
Well, that’s where a lot of FAILBloggers are going to have a problem you. Because you didn’t need to go there. I mean a little rudeness might be expected from a character arrogant enough to dub themselves King, but bigotry and hatred are right out. What’s worse is you’re intellegent enough (or seem to be anyway) to know that going there was wrong, and you went there any way. For waht? To maintain an illusion that was only for your own amusement? That says that you value your own amusement over the feelings of others.
Yup. I didn’t mind the Elvis Troll, right up until the ‘gay’ comment. That was just too far!
I totally dont get it…maybe i havent had enough coffee yet. please explain? I can barely read it
Reads, “STFU,” which means, shut the f*** up.
Friend?
foreskin
Fire?
Shut The Fish Up, and get smooching it.
But only after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Uh, I think I swallowed my fish…
Is your avatar Wilford Brimley…..beacause if it is…………..AWESOME.
Indeed, it is…BTW, if you need any diabeetus testing supplies, I can totally hook you up.
Classic…..”Actually my doctor doesn’t know if I really have diabetes, he just says I look like someone who would.”
Actually, here in Belgium in the town of Geraardsbergen, during the spring festival, people slurp down live fish from a glass of wine. Proost!
Which kind of fish? Salmon?
I can’t eat Salmon. It keeps coming back up on me.
Try eating bear claws for dessert.
Most wine has been filtered through the swim bladders of (very dead) fish.
you swine, that fish was my sole mate.
I’ve always found a nice grouper of friends can help take my mind off of a broken heart.
*chokes and laughs*
Scary sound…
*pats Malicite’s back* You ok bud?
Damn smooching fish… *chuckles*
Well what can you do? Sometimes fluffy is just too damn irresistable!
Ack! The fish has a name now? Hehe nice name mmc.
You’ve never met fluffy?
I had way too much to drink last night I guess…
Personally, I enjoy nothing more than some fish-smooching after a round of brewskis and a full day of skin surfing.
Any chance you own a white Honda car?
*fetches Malicite triple-grande cafe latte and 2 aspirin*
Ooops, that was decaf. Sorry bout that.
*has less of a headache at least*
Thank you my man! Now…time to brush my teeth… I taste Red Lobster.
??? I thought Fluffy was a salmon. And, I thought this was only catch-and-release. But then, I’m a fail or two behind.
Fluffy is a goldfish.
aaah, I see. We haven’t had the pleasure. *tips stocking cap to will and Fluffy*
thats kewl i like that
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf????
Thank you for your insight on this fail. Apparently, I completely misunderstood what was going on here.
im fat woohooo!!
my name is leonard crump!!
No the best vanity plate ever is in Virginia. It’s one of those liscence plates with hand prints and at the bottom it says “kids first.” So whoever’s car it is decided to get one of those plates and put “EATTHE” on it. So it said “eat the kids first.”
What made it better was that a friend of mine saw it too.
Explain how that makes it better.
I think a pic of that has already been posted here. I don’t remember when, or what the title of that fail was. And it may not have made it past the voting page.
I think we actually commented on it a while back Avis. Let me see if I can find it.
It would only be since July. That’s when I first started coming here. But it was a fairly long while ago when we would have had that fail.
Wow. I actually had no idea that that plate was a minor internet phenomenon. But I have actually seen it on the road
No, it was definitely a main-page fail.
I FOUND IT!!! October 13th. License Plate Fail.
I’m gonna say this probably shouldn’t be g-rated tagged (more like PG or PG-13)
By that logic, we need to eliminate the first letters of any “dirty” word from the alphabet. Or at least I.D. anyone before allowing them to see the offending letters.
Good, I have that plate on my room’s wall
—–
*steps off curb*
*WOOOSH*
Woah! That room almost hit me! Did anybody get the license plate number on that thing?
BOGGY CONFUSED (9 AS ALWAYS 0) AN NOT Unnerstanded! HELPS!!!"King Troll", "Kelly", "Closet, "Willdog"
are ALL TROLLS?!!
Cans BOGGY STOMPS Them? Can BOGGY feeds them to the BOG Piranhas Fishys? Can BOGGY POP They HEADS OFF !?Let me see if I can help you BOGGY.
Kelly = Closet
willdog = King Troll
They both promised to cut the shit and have apologized for what they have said to me and the other failbloggers. They have been warned that this is their last chance each.
You inventing new kind of grammar or smthing?
No, that’s just how BOGGY always talks. He’s a big, cuddly FailBOG Monster who looks out for everyone from trolls.
Oh, lol.
Whats the point behind it?
He’s my bodyguard. And he’s a lot of fun to play games with.
BOGGY STOMP Kelly?*LIFTS FOOT & WAITS*
*transmorgrifies*
BOGGY STOMP Kelly All FLAT?
.
.
*LIFTS FOOT & WAITS*Now BOGGY, didn’t we tell you to stop taking the keyboard from Skwerlly Bob?
tsk tsk
No, don’t stomp Kelly, you can put your foot back down.
Thanks Boggy. You have my permission to stomp leonard. Not that you need it.
OH! OH OH OH OH!
HAY! YOO HOO! ..... Yeah Yoo!EhWWWWW! WUT THAT?!!
*points at you showlder* 
It luk lick a BIG YUCKY HARRY BUG!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Har Har Har Har Har!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Har Har Har Har !!!!!!!HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!! APIRL FOOLS!*jumps 5 feet into the air* Good one BOGGY!
I can’t believe it, I totally fell for that…
>scannerdan
>April 1st, 2009 at 8:09 am
>Uh, I think I swallowed my fish…
you swine, that fish was my one true love, she was my sole mate.
And you are?
i actually thought it meant:
“stuff” you man – but then i am old and not into txt spk
The plates are from California and HE graduated from Cal. STate FUllerton..
326th!!!
I hate vanity plates. I think they are a waste of the owner’s money, and a waste of my time as I decipher them when I really should be paying attention to the road. But this one. Is. Awesome.
Ok, so I don’t get it. Stuff you man??
STF = STUFF
U = you
Man = anyone the driver intends it to mean
stuff – as in Fuc* U Man, it is a more polite way of saying it, maybe that’s how it got through your DMV thing.
Thanks for clearing it up… Looks like a verbosity FAIL
Lol wow.
S = Shut
T = The
F = Fu**
U = up
MAN = Man
Aha! So he’s a chef…and his food’s so good you’ll eat ’til you’re stuffed! It all makes perfect sense now!
Do you think the driver knows he’s being attacked by some american indians? There seems to be an arrow stuck in his boot. (Sorry, that’s trunk to you american chaps)
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FAIL of FAILBLOG!!!
Stunt Fail is thattaway ⟶
Actually it’s ST FUMAN or Saint Fuman. Patron saint of exhaust pipes and smokestacks.
>:(
how do I create an avatar on here?? I hate the stupid Mayan-looking pics they give us.
huh? why won’t it let me post?
how do I create an avatar? I hate my Mayan symbol looking thing…
Oh great, I’m THAT guy. post post post post post….. sorry folks.
SUCCESS!!!!! ok, i’m done.
this car was totally parked at my apartment complex one night and i died laughing when i read the plate. i pulled a flashlight out of my purse so i could take a picture of it with my cell phone. it still makes me smile. epic win!
So win <3
I had VA plates that read “STFU – PLS” and the DMV took them away from me.
*sad*
I kept the plates, I just can’t put them on my car anymore
I sooo want this license plate.
feck
Neigh! I call foul on the words that doth grace the rear of that horseless chariot!
Just STFU man hehe
I don’t get it. What does ‘stfuman’ mean?
I want that number plate!
haha. STFUMAN!
wow. thats kind of funny. :]
juust do iit. :]
first
CAR FAIL
ok first fail
Oh wow, and why did the DMV not allow the ILVTOFU one? Because of double meaning? I bet this one was a hot chick, and the DMV person was a straight dude.
i don’t get it…
is stfu shut the f up, or stuff you?
i get confused. o-o
haha, this is my car…You will see me driving around OC…
and to the person a few comments up, i never went to CSUF… I am an AICAOC grad.
ultimate win
St. Fuman is my favorite Saint ever!
did they pay for that?