Product Fail
Via baconsalt.com
Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™ . baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.
Please note that the product is still undergoing FDA testing, although the makers feel confident that it will be fast-tracked given that pigs have been using something very similar to this as a breeding enhancer for years with no ill effects.
What. The. Hell!
April, april =P
It’s a pretty bad photoshop work
I wouldn’t be surprised if this wound up be a real product thou. Theres a whole sub-culture of making random products taste like bacon. I personally have the following:
Bacon Floss
Bacon Salt
Bacon Toothpaste
Bacon Breath Freshener
Bacon Air Freshener
Bacon Cologne
Bacon Flavored Edible Panties
A few of these even came from a J&Ds subsidiary, so this is only the next logical step.
P.S.
I don’t actual use these products, I just saw them on a bacon website and thought the looked cool.
I have bacon shaped bandages (gift from a friend) but I fully expect to find confirmation of this being a joke once I get further down the page or to the next one, maybe… ??? :concerned:
What is this bacon website you speak of, Potatman?
it could just be easier to put a bunch of bacon in soap, you know.
Your bad photoshop work.
Haha i totally agree
This!
It’s actually a pretty GOOD Photoshop job. What’s bad about it?
They colored within the lines, great color combos, drop shadow…
Have a happy April fool’s day, everybody. [/date fail]
No way!
I think it’s an awesome photoshop – the bacon actually looks like it’s in the container.
Come on, bacon in a bottle!
How do you not like that!
Yeah. Failblog fail.
It’s real.
Proof:
holy….. motherland
i swear God this not produktshop. it real lubey mushy crap. we have here in homeland
Yeah, THAT is the biggest problem with this ProductFail – poor graphics. Way to miss the point Failtruza. Get out of the your mom’s basement and get some vitamin D. You earn a ResponseFail.
Bacon-flavored lubricant! I will marry the woman who brings this on a date.
Jeesh. I knew it.
I’m just too credulous!
In fact, do non-german speakers understand what “April, April” means? =S
compulsive bacon addict is intrigued by your product *nod*
I’d use it…
This is awesome!
or have your crack…….’ling and eat it too?
gives a whole new meaning to porkin’ the missus
tee hee
i would say that was a win…..
it’s ba-con…it’s ba-con time!
i love bacon and i love sex, what could be better than eating bacon and eating out at the same time
Lube WIN!!!!
haha! here is how that infomercial might go…
info guy: hello. have you ever wanted some vodka, AND felt in the mood for pork at the same time?
buyer: YES!!!
info guy: well i have the product for you. you can buy our bacon flavored vodka!
buyer: but what if you don’t want them COMBINED?
info guy:well, then you can call the number on your screen and ask for our special offer–buying a vodka bottle with bacon inside!
[and the rest pretty much speaks for itself.]
xD
makin bacon!
Oh yeah – the smell of love!
They love us! FailBlog loves us! A new Fail!!! Yay!
And who doesn’t love bacon?!
Indeed, on both counts. FAILblog = Love
Want some tequila with that bacon lube?
Tequila, one shot, hold the lube.
*pours shot of Cabo*
*reaches to hand shot to Avis*
*slips on BaconLube™*
*falls down*
*offers clean ShamWoW* Need some help?
Diana, you are a gentlewoman and a scholaress.
Or something like that.
Cabo?
How terribly nice of you to say.
On a sweeter note, giant chocolate chip cookies for everybody!
Limit 2 per person; usual penalties apply.
I have a recipe you might want to try. Clickie!
mmmmmmmmmmmm nummers!
Although I think I’d want more than 2.
your mom wanted more than two
This past weekend I made a bacon and arugula quiche, the house smelled heavenly!
*drools on keyboard*
Oh dear. You…you didn’t use this product, did you? DID YOU???
Well, maybe not for the quiche…
I might love bacon beyond all reason, but I couldn’t bring myself to do THAT!
Anyone would like a Skwerl that smells
just like Bacon? I opened a bottle of the
Bacon Lube and spilled it all over myself!
*SNIFF SNIFF*
DAMN! I SMELL GOOD!
Just stay away from any wild dogs for a while… Or domestic ones, for that matter…
IT’Z BAKUNZ!
skwerls smelling like bacon. bacon showergel. a blog full of failing people. *sniff sniff* this is the greatest day of my life.
*grabs 2 cookies*
Thanks DTI, I’m famished as usual…
*grabs 3*
*thwacks Zurack over the head with a shellacked halibut before sntaching back the third cookie* I don’t think so.
“sntaching”?
*grabs 4*
Ha! You have -1 cookies!
I am ashamed – ASHAMED – of you two!!
*politely takes two (2) cookies*
*bows to DTI*
*shoves both cookies into mouth at once*
Here…Zurack and the Moomin can have my cookies. I’m not in a cookie mood.
*squeeze*
*waits for the cookies to come out*
Strange, my avatar is gone, and it’s scary how similar it looks to a troll’s one.
Let’s try again!
Oh, looks like it’s just a cache problem…
*waits for cookies*
I see colours!
Dammit Zurack, you cleared the cookie cache!
Now we both have none.
*sulks*
Take my cookies, my cache is new and full, and I am not at all hungry at the moment.
*Eats Dragonwriter’s and Emperor’s cookies*
*Burps*
LOVE the new button, Zurack.
I’m still not seeing it.
Psst… I think it’s a prism.
How come you have two avatars on the go Zurack?
I’m not seeing it. The prism, I mean.
Thanks, but it’s not a button, it’s a cube on top of a triangle.
It looks like a button. If you can’t see it you need to clear your cache.
To me it looks like a square within a thick black border.
What is this ‘clear the cache’ supposed to mean?
Oh, the magic of multiple avatars!
Zurack the Green is really Zurack the Rainbow.
*pushes Zurack’s button*
There is a bit more detail to it than that. Those details show up a little better with the red one.
mmmmmmmmm cookies wait how did this go from bacon flavored lube to cookies wtf
*grabs entire plate and hides under hat*
*takes back both the plate and the hat before thwacking willdog over the head with the used shellacked halibut from above* Bad willdog.
I go through so many of these hats.
Weren’t you banished for being an a**hole
troll earlier? Did you get a stay of execution?
I escaped!
*licks ALL the cookies, but only takes two*
muahahahahaha… now we wait…
Yea cookies, I’ve been wanting cookies all week.
*takes two*
*contemplates taking another just to find out what the usual consequences are*
*decides to ask instead*
What happens if someone takes more than two Diana?
I think perhaps you should just enjoy your two cookies. Thwacking with a halibut will be the least of your worries.
It’s a great mystery.
I’ve got some milk: icy cold. Anyone want some?
Heh heh… got milk.
I’ll take my milk with a shot of bacon-flavored lube, please…
Coincidencially, you’ve just identified the contents of today’s bukkitt.
mmmmm bacon wrapped milk.
*snax on yur halibut*
Well, if there’s any giant chocolate chip cookies left… I’ll take one. I just had some great local Mexican food, [hand made tamales], for supper and one cookie is all that will fit.
Mmmmm Chocolate Chip Cookies !!!
Mmmmmm Penalties !!!
We’ll have to thank POB.
Thanks POB! Without you, I would never have found out about bacon-flavored personal lubricant…you have changed my life for the better.
I noticed JD make this fine product. As in J.D. Hogg?
The Power of Bacon.
Hee! Yes!
Shouldn’t it be: “Have your BACON and eat it too.” ?
Baconlube, leaves you feeling a little bit streaky.
But you’re gonna sizzle when you put it on…
The only time when being naked + bacon = good.
Naked + bacon = always good.
I have a suspicion you’re right…
Except for those “Jamie Oliver” moments…
I watched him hoping for an actual naked chef… Sheesh, how stupid do I feel?
I hate how he always talks to some invisible (and probable nonexistent) off-camera person.
*Snorkity*
NEVER fry bacon naked… the little grease pops end up in some not so fun places. like Toledo. *badum bum*
I tried that. Wait, wait…. No, I SHOWER naked. My bad. As to the second part, you just have to know where to go, Saint. Of course it’s been more than a few years since I’ve been to Toledo.
not when cooking. *holds out scarred arm* see
I prefer to combine it with fried egg lube…you know, to make sex seem a bit more like breakfast at Denny’s.
Plus, you can add hot sauce then, without fear of recrimination.
Don’t forget the sausage stuffing!
*ponders stuffing sausage…*
I think recrimination is not my primary fear when applying hot sauces in situations such as this. :{
A most excellent point, I must admit.
But – some like it hot!
as someone who has occasionally had sex AND breakfast at Denny’s in the same night, I whole-heartedly agree…
I’m not certain I could handle sex that was as exciting as breakfast at Denny’s.
.
.
Did that sentence make any sense at all?
Well, let us know if you ever fancy streaking
It won’t be the first time.
Did you get chased by the pigs for doing it?
Or are you telling porkies?
Ok, streaking is a bit adventurous but I did (unintentionally) show the postman my pound (or so) of flesh once.
Woooooo.
That must have been a special delivery!
How did you recover from that?
I wasn’t aware of it until a week or so later when he knocked on my door and asked me out. Twas horrendous!
Oh my god! He never did. Did he? He thought it was on purpose?
He must have but I put him straight (on his error that is).
Cor blimey. That must have felt so awkward, especially knowing he was round the door most days!
*squeeze*
I moved!
Hahahahahahaha.
He must have been gutted.
Yeah, he felt like he was kicked in the mail bag…
I could care less! The cheeky sod!
Well, he apparently liked YOUR cheekies!
*tries holding back*
I’m not strong enough! I just can’t do it!
*inserts “not” into Jam’s comment*
Seems so! Though what he was doing staring through my window in the first place, I don’t know. Especially as the door had frosted glass.
I think he was just a bit of a perve.
Thanks Hammy.
I think my good friend William of Ockham would agree.
Woah, that’s totally not how I imagined it in my head (Too many Carry On films as a youth).
*SQUEEZE*
That’s horrid.
Well done, hammykins!
Thank you. Um… on what?
You surely do have some old friends Hammy.
You never filled out your change of address form.
Damned right I didn’t!
He’s lucky I’m a forgiving sort.
Jam, you should have locked up the postman with your milkmen.
*raises eyebrow at Aja*
*nudge-nudges towards ’seduced milkmen’ sketch*
Aja… I mean aha!
You’re lucky I knew the Holy Grail.
It’s one I don’t remember.
Kinda gives a whole new spin on “pork”.
It’s not just for dinner anymore?
You can still eat it! (I guess)
Pork the one you love.
Banger real good!
Make them squeal like a pig.
Gonna make sex a lot more boaring, I fear…
You just gotta ham it up.
Rind it up a little too!
No need to swine about it…
Oh gammon, I was only joking!
Watch it…you could get a rasher from that lube if you have an allergic reaction to it.
When I used it I got a rash. . .er I mean I heard that perhaps maybe it gives you a rash possibly.
JINX! All your bacon are belong to me!
Baby got back bacon!
My comment was first! You owe me a coke!
mmmmmmmm new BaconCoke™ !!!
*gasp* You troll DW! *wags finger disapprovingly*
Uh oh. I used a naughty word.
*droops*
Sowwy.
*boop*
Hee!
It’s ok DW…we’d never confuse you with a troll.
*squeeeze!*
Thanks. I needed that. I’m still a little bummed out from reading the previous fails.
Am sure you could confuse a troll though.
It has been known to happen.
It’s all in a day’s work for
confuse-a-troll.
Is that like whack-a-mole?
Only much more satisfying.
I don’t know, I like to go hog wild.
Shouldn’t they call this stuff “oinkment”?
“Pig-a-loo”?
Hahahaha!
*gigglesngigglesomemore*
Beat by a ham. What are the odds?
LOLZ! (in a pigs’s eye!)
This is sow unfair!
It’ll have her squealing with delight!
Must type faster, must type faster!
Ya might wanna try a lil’ BaconLube™ on your keyboard…
Sticky keys again!
Shift shift shift shift shift yer body!
Shift shift shift, shift it all de time!
My girl’s name is Senora. I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother! She’s a hurricane in all kinds of weather. . .
Somewhere in here is the opportunity for something quite raunchy
involving a pig in a blanket…
I SEE IT!!! RIGHT OVER THERE!!!
And breakfast in bed.
/Drums steepled fingers together with menacing intent…
nyessss, nyesss….
Ribbed for his/her pleasure.
Baby-back ribbed?
Jambon’er!
Meaty! err?
April Fools!
Because I like to think about pigs when I’m lubing up.
8TH
I have to confess something to all failers.
I’m actually BondFan4518!
I’m really Judy!
I’m really hammykins!
I’m still an NPC from Curse Of The Azure Bonds
Just out of curiosity, Moomin….. Is that the computer version or the D&D RPG one? (I’ve played both).
YOU ARE NOT! You CAN”T FOOL ME!
You’re hammykins and I KNOW it!
I am SOOOOOOOO cornfused…
Somebody hand me the PigLube™ ?
I’m not really but I missed all the excitement (and the April fools)!
Here you go…. It’s only a little used.
Toad-flavored lube?
Fresh squeezed this morning. ….Uh…
*shudders*
Is this an appropriate time to say “splortch?”
I think you just did…
What is said cannot be unsaid…
Ooh… It’s all sticky! Gross….
I remember when my dog at a toad and started foaming at the mouth…am I to assume that “toad lube” would have similar side effects?
Toadlube ™ is known to cause foaming in most soft, porous
tissues.
Careful SD, toad licking can be habit forming.
You have no idea how difficult it is to maneuver through the subway with a trail of people trying to lick you.
Sounds like an Axe commercial.
Ahh, the life of a Toad.
Yeah, I know the feeling…
Especially once they start hallucinating, I expect it can be quite a mess, A. Toad.
I suggest never traveling to Queensland, Toad.
You have no idea how many paper towels I go through in a week…. sigh. If only I had invested in a handful of ShamWows instead of the stockmarket.
Oops! Question mark should be outside of the quote marks.
Oops, I guess it slipped in all the baconlube…
And I am actually JasonK.
That’s what I get for having only one account in here. >_>
my highest to the top yet… april fools or fail?
close the cabinet softly and never mention it again
I just stick to olive oil, thanks.
Does Popeye know about this?
*hands Aja a blowup Alice the Goon doll*
The goons always freaked me out as a kid…
*shudders*
I feel all wimpy suddenly.
Don’t worry, swee’ pea. It’ll pass.
I KNEW she was a lesbian, she just had that look about her…
22th
LOLz Sam – ya getta Gold Star for trying!
That’s three different flavors of WRONG, right there!
man I hope she doesn’t bite down on my bacon
Sex just got infinitely better. All i have to do now is find someone to do it with.
Where’s the Facon oil? This is SO prejudiced against vegetarians!
I think it’s called Nayonase? You can get it at the local supermart.
Right next to the sex soys…
*makes a little pile of bacon*
Why would I want that?
*wanders off*
*Looks around*
*Eats pile of bacon*
*Runs off*
*Grabs chest and falls down*
*comes back*
*prods Marius with foot*
*steals chest hoping it full of doubloons*
*sets sail in three-masted sloop*
Ahoy!
*blows The Moomin down*
What do you do with a blown down Moomin,
What do you do with a blown down Moomin,
What do you do with a blown down Moomin,
Early in the morning?
I could answer but it wouldn’t be PG.
I hope it involves getting him back up again!
I’ve heard that Moomins can always rise to the occasion…
With the help of a little Baconlube.
*Hands Marius’ chest to WN*
*makes good his escape while WN’s hands are full*
Wha?!?
How this get here???
*opens chest*
O
M
G
They speak English in “What”?
What?
SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
Say what one more time, mommajamma!
Gah! Refresh fail!!!
Ok, just so we’re straight, you can be Jules and I’ll be Vincent.
You got it, SD! Next time the opportunity rears it’s cult-film head! (I just watched Pulp Fiction this past Monday.)
*Grabs Moomin’s foot as he runs by my heartless body*
Where’s my chest Jack Moomin?
*holds up the key*
Won’t you also be needing this?
*runs*
I don’t think either of us came out of this right well.
*sits next to Marius*
*hands over tankard of bumboo*
*Drinks bumboo*
Aye, Nellie Barbossa has the chest, but we can do nothing without the key!
We must find a way to convince Dragon Swann to give up the key.
*hunkers round own bumboo for warmth, taking sips*
You approach Nellie and say you can get the key Barbossa and say you can get the key in exchange for the chest.
I’ll approach Swann to get the key and say I can her the chest for it.
Then we can swap!
Oh what?!? I got the dru. . .
*slumps unconcious*
Hee!
And THAT, my friends, is why all the rum is gone.
Lets start on the port. I left it on the ship!
On the starboard side, right?
*bows*
I bid ye farewell, ship mates.
*SQUEEZES to y’all*
Just as long as it’s not on the poop deck.
*Shivers his timbers**
Now I can trade Jack Moomin to Nellie Barbossa for the chest.
Next I will have to convince Dragon Swann I can help find Admiral Turner for her in exchange for the key.
Wait, the rum is gone?!?!
*puts the key down front of corset*
Only Admiral Turner can get this key from me! Only he knows how to get through this corset to find the treasure.
I still have an unused wish from B2th, perhaps I should summon Fluffy the Kraken to help.
*swings in on ship’s line, takes up Dragon Swann in one arm*
*soars skyward, grabs ahold of the main mast as Dragon Swann maneuvers onto it**
*carries Dragon Swann into crow’s nest*
*flies out of the nest, giving room to others*
*unbuckles swash*
*hands over booty*
*plunders treasure*
*picks boning with teeth*
*is careful to not cut lass*
*shivers your timber*
*slips into the briny deep*
*blows the man down*
*closes the door to Davy Jones’ locker, for this is a
privateer party*
*drinks some rum*
*laughs at the puny ninjas*
Yaarrhh?
Am I the only one hearing that doggie-snack commercial in my head…?
“IT’S BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!”
*puts ear to DW’s head*
I can’t hear it in your head!
*Sneaky squeeze*
*runs off*
I saw it not 30 seconds ago.
Unrelated to actual topic: Whenever I see my friend, Megan, I think MEGANNNN! In the same tone as the bacon commercial, and I have no clue why.
*hands Toad a definite clue, in a little box with a ribbon*
Ignore that ticking sound, Toad.
Ooh! How pretty! Shall I open it now? Is it full of Bacon lube?
Yikes!! That bottle definitely needs a warning label!
Here there be dragons!
Ok, I’ve got the new commercial all planned out:
Instead of a dog, picture a man sniffing around the house frantically searching for the source of the bacon smell, only to find his woman bathed in bacon-flavored lube…
…with the dog?
That would be an awesome commercial.
Kinda like that cashew commercial a few months back?
Did you ever see that vegetarian commercial they didn’t allow during the super bowl.
No, I didn’t?
Considering they didn’t allow it…no.
ACK. I haven’t had a TV for 9 years. Now I know what I’ve been missing!
It featured scantily clad women masturbating with various fruits and veggies, broccoli, watermelons, etc. At the end it says something like, “It is a scientific fact that vegetarians have better sex.” Look it up on youtube.
Was it seriously intended for the super bowl?
Well, no wonder it was banned…
By the way, what was it a commercial for?
For information purposes only right?
*wink nudge*
Must’ve been a commercial to buy vegetarians.
Specifically female ones, I assume.
Female vegetarians are made of formidable stuff. I’ve known a few, it’s all that quinoa what does it.
Wait till you see the commercial, they’re formidably hot! (if that’s even a word)
that: pronoun. used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood.
Intention misuse of the word “what.” Inspired by Monty Python. Sorry, it’s a bit of a inside joke I suppose.
Formidably, yup it’s a word. Even my spellchecker knows it.
You know what…
I just…
That joke…
Okay, I laughed.
Intentional. “Splortch”?
WATERMELON!?!?!?!
Some sort of vegetarian group…kind of wish they aired it.
Was there a commercial featuring a scantily-clad woman covered in cashews?
It was a not so attractive woman using cashews like perfume, being followed all over town by men. As if she were irresistible.
I hate that commercial.
Baconlube has the Lynx effect?
We may never know for sure.
Is that similar to the “Minx Effect”?
You’re thinking “Mince Effect”, it’s similar but meatier.
I wouldn’t know anything about that!
*is innocent*
*raises eyebrow in jam’s general direction*
*winks in WN’s general direction*
*wonders when the Holy Grail gets mentioned*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
I’ve been there. Lovely castle.
Did the cashews stick to them? Maybe the men thought they were diseased and needed to be removed form the general population.
A new fail? What’s going on??
FAILblog = Love, Will
I’m thinking PoB is trying to ease up the tension here.
I’m thinking it’s working!
Ain’t no tension left after all that tequila
The baconlube will help ease tension too.
Ease up a little friction as well.
Wow, failblog sticks your damn url/logo on THEIR graphic they came up with for THEIR April Fools blog post? Classy, FailBlog. Classy.
*points out they DO credit the original site*
It says “Via: baconsalt.com” right beneath the image.
If I were one of the people running baconsalt.con, I think I would be much less than thrilled about having someone “credit” that graphic to me.
And now the people that frequent FailBlog know of a site where they can fill all of their bacon needs. And tell all their friends as well. IT’S FREE ADVERTISING. I don’t think they care overmuch about anything else.
Understood. If you were one of the people running the site, you would be much thrilled about having someone “credit” that to you. You have every right to your differing opinion, just as I have every right to mine.
I’m not sure I understand where your problem is then. The good people at baconsalt.com put that image up as a joke. That image made it to a humor site (you know, with jokes) that reaches a whole new group of people. AND they get credit for it. And maybe their site not only gets a few more hits, but they sell some REAL product at the same time.
I would guess this fail of advertising wasn’t free.
It’s a fake! That image has been photoshopped!
APRIL FOOL, Y’ALL!
I wonder if it tastes as good as a bacon explosion?
(PS: That is a real thing – look it up)
I loved the comment some reviewer made about the effect that much fat has on your innards… “It wasn’t until the next day that I learned the true meaning of ‘bacon explosion’.”
That was my favorite part of the article too.
I’ll have the hand job and eggs please.
I’m sure there’s an omelet joke around here somewhere…
Six degrees of bacon just got a lot easier.
You need more than 6 to make it crispy!
It will be hard, just not crispy or warm.
Could this be more fake?
It could be, but it’s funner this way.
I fail to see how this is a FAIL. Pun intended.
Pork WIN!
I fail to see how that is a pun.
Porquin, first King of Rome.
LOL NICE FAMILY GUY REFERENCE THERE!
ruin breakfast with…
…nuclear bombs…
…inflatable dartboards…
…and combos…
…nunchucks…
I’m pretty sure sex could be described as “having your cake and eating it too” before baconlube was invented.
April fools!
What the hell??? An unscheduled fail??? Totally unacceptable!! I missed the whole thing
Are those actual Pieces of bacon?
IVE NEVER BEEN SO SURE THAT THERE IS A GOD
Unless they’re marketing this to the Kosher community I am yet to see any fail in this delicious concept.
It’s so goo-d!
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “makin bacon”.
Oh god I think I’m going to be sick..
Jim Gaffigan would be proud.
thats no fail my friend
Adds a whole new meaning to the saying “Makin’ Bacon!” o_0
eh…new comment fail -_-
Porkys
It’s almost a shame this isn’t real. The bottle design is brilliant and there are people who’d actually buy it. (Not me though. I have a deep and abiding love for bacon, but totally platonic.)
I have to say I would totally buy this for the sole purpose of putting in my medicine cabinet and freaking my mother out. It might even cure her of snooping.
I agree… if you actually used this stuff, you might develop some sort of Costanza complex.
Wouldn’t the equivalent of pigs using bacon lube be people using Fight Club Lube™?
(And how, might I ask, do thou lovely non-trolls go about using those shiny icons on thy comments? Some kind of internet magic?)
Gravatar (dot) com. No magic.
It’s a little magical.
Ok, a little.
Size isn’t everything.
are u serious…i wouldnt want that stuff on my weiner…u know how tasty itd be for the chik giving head!? you better hope shes not into bacon or a vegetarian otherwise shes gonna take a chomp
aw man, this’d be so much better than the vile cherry flavour stuff i’ve been using
Everything is better when it tastes like bacon.
Foul!, I’m the man that brings home the bacon in my house.
lololol… same thing?
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/005669.html
Sex and bacon? A fail? I don’t think so.
Oh… my… ::blink:: ::blink::
Well, bacon makes salad and chicken livers better, why not sex?
NO!!! That is most certainly a WIN!!!!
is it wierd that i would rather eat the bacon tan have sex using the lube?
Three words: I want one.
When I hear that squealing
I need sexual healing
*roffles*
You never Fail!
April Fools or not, it’s better than the Limburger Lube!
Product of the talking Quizno Oven “Put it in me Scott”
Interesting, I have friends (no, really!) that love wrapping things in bacon – bacon wrapped asparagus, bacon wrapped shrimp, bacon wrapped steaks, bacon wrapped chicken … now the women can enjoy the flavor of bacon wrapped dick!
You’ve got to be kidding me! I love bacon but not enough to use it in that situation. Someone must be in love with bacon to make a product like that.
Yea someone crazy!!!!
Dog’s don’t know it’s not bacon!~
I dont want to have sex while my dick smells of bacon
i do… it pleases
For some people sex and food happen at the same time;
Can’t be good.
How is this a fail?!?!?! You can keep your disgusting pina colada or watermelon flavors, bacon is the way to go. For that matter, why not just use the pan drippings after frying up some bacon. Mmmm…bacon…
Am I the only one here that thinks that with this wonderous product, us humans could possibly achieve something only pigs have been able to until now: 30 minute orgasms?
I for one am very much looking forward to this. >_>
Oops! uh… no… no, that wasn’t sweat… I’m sorry baby, I drooled on you… I couldn’t help it! you SMELL so DELICIOUS!!
This is an April Fools Joke! This is not a true FAIL.
i can finallly enjoy the two things i love at the same time . bacon and my dog ~_^
lmfao wth do u do with ur dog?!!?!?!?!
April fool or not, that is a product WIN!
OK, I’ll be sure to keep this stuff on hand for the next time I “pork” my wife.
this shit is win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I can quickly and easily lube my meat.
this is disgusting. . .
WANT!
You guys know this was an April Fool’s joke by thinkgeek.com, right?
brings new meaning to the term ‘bacon butty’
EPIC WIN
a win if i’ve ever seen one.
This would be EPIC WIN, not fail
definitely win. and you buttholes who say its photoshopped should stop sucking on themselves and get a life
its loob that tastes like bacon… whats the big deal
Baaahahaha – you know, I think the rasher of bacon here has the same effect as the worm in a Mescal tequila bottle. >3
Also, I’m assuming this is oil-based lubricant.
This was definitely a win. I continue to use it regularly.
Swine Flu much?
Lubricant for fatty fat fats
this is real, which makes it more awsome
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/our-newest-product.html
inb4 swine flu joke.
Dang too late.
On another note, BAM LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
APRIL FOOLS!!!
(bacon salt (it’s real!) rocks though)
yah this even tops me and my friends idea for a bacon liquor, for bloody marys. We decided that it would be difficult to make and generally a bad idea, so I guess we’re gonna have to stick with a bacon-bits rim on the glass.
Baconlube.
Making bacon just became easier.
psh, thats a win
That’s so unfair to Jewish people!
Amazing amazing stuff!!
Pork, it’s the meat of kings!
“Passover” KY…try BACONLUBE instead.
why not SAUSAGELUBE!!!!
I LOVES ME SOME BACON. . . .just not with my “pork”
UGH!
that’s EPIC! Bacon Lube for the WIN
It’s kosher as long as you stick to the missionary position.