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This is a depressing start to the day
Daddy, why does Stacy want us to Instant Message 14?
Stop! You’re confusing me! AAAAH!!!
*screams and runs out of room*
Here, have some more room!
*accepts room gladly*
Well….this is certainly a switch….
*facepalm* People are crazy yah know? LULZ at that last bit,”what if i
buy him condoms and poke holes in them and have him where them”
This kid is 14?! Oh but he has a car its cool then.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the end of the world.
*goes and looks for the question on Answers*
Oh my gawd, tell us if you find it. And if you already found it and told us, uhh, sorry; I’ve got some catching up to do. =P
lol.. no.. the guy’s 17. She’s 14.
Poking holes in condoms? I believe that’s an XKCD-ism.
I don’t remember any of those strips with that joke, could I see a link?
I cannot find this question ._. has it been removed already?
but it IS smart to poke holes in the condom if she wants to get discreetly pregnant… but 14… hell, I’M 14 and hahaha, I can’t even handle a bird without it dying…
hahaha, wow, that’s extreme young teenage pregnancy
i did that too lol hahaa
This isn’t even funny, its disturbing.
I am hoping that he is not wearing the condom whilst she is poking it with a needle!
*cringes at the thought*
shes too young for needles…xD
I agree
This is hilarious, maybe before she has a kid she should learn how to spell right.
i no, seriously. that chick is a retard.
pregnancy is 4 when ur married and most likely over 19.
pregnancy is not okay if there is a 1 in front of your age i.m.o.
She didn’t say “… poke holes in them and have him where them”, which leads to the conclusion that YOU said “where” instead of “wear”, which makes me think you are just as stupid, if not more so than this girl. At least she has goals. He has a car!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
*squeeze* =]
*squeeze*
There there. Ignore the scary screaming BFF.
Hey! I’m not the one with the weird hybrid avatar!
I thank that your avatar was an hybrid of some random London building and a picture of Tokyo’s sky.
your welcome!
It’s a picture of London and Tokyo’s baby. Tokyo poked holes in Big Ben, it seems. Bitch.
That proves that long distance relationships can be “productive” in addition to pleasant.
You’re so cute and nice. I wish you were real.
Have you tried to say my name thrice, my love?
Usually I say it twice, but I’m sure we can improve on that, querido.
Oh my gosh WHY DOES EVERYONE GET OFF TRACK!!
Focus on the picture, not you’re ADD!
that is big ben dumb ass
My avatar wont work. *cries*
Have you refreshed the cache?
Is it plugged in?
Try turning it off then on again.
*squeeze*
Morning Mookie.
Try removing the battery for 20 seconds.
*squeeze tee hee*
Morning, Moom.
Good morning, everyone!
Morning Mr. ED! Oh wait… sorry.
I’m not talking to you today, ED.
Oh dear, have you been having an argument with ED, Sidhe Cat?
AllICANsaytoyouis……………………………………………………………………………………….:wink:………………..AprilFool’s!
I am the one fooled. Haha! I never tried that^ before, and I see I didn’t do it effectively. Oh well. I was just KIDDING, ED!
*squeeze*
Silly Sidhe.
How did you do that^^ the other day, Moomin? I didn’t know how many elipses to put.
I didn’t want it to word wrap, I wanted it to disappear that way. >>>
I just typed in a really long phrase with no spaces, and that’s how it turned out. I don’t know if there’s a maximum length before it automatically wraps as well though?
(Thank you)
It’s the top hat, that’s what it is! I just KNOW it is! All kinda tricks in there.
Hi, Sidhe. Ya had me going there for a minute!
*squeeze*
atm I’m at work, speaking of which, BRB. lol
You poor, poor dear. Have you tried smacking it around a little? You know, just to encourage it to get off the couch and do something?
uh, i have a account but i cant get it to use messaging. my account is dragonelf.
I agree… I don’t even find it funny
I blame Juno.
And Juno only had a nerdy boyf. Think how much better it would be to be pregnant at 14 if the dad had a car!! OMG!
It’d make hanging out at the mall so much easier!
And think how cool and popular the baby would be! It would be the populariest baby in the whole school!
Hey, if the dad has a car, does that mean the baby would be born with it’s own car? Is that how it works?
Yes. As long as the mother doesn’t decide that she needs to start poking holes again.
I thought the bloke was supposed to poke holes?
That’s how it was in MY day. This new generation; something wrong with them, I’m telling you! *shakes head disapprovingly*
Well, equal rights and all that I guess. We’re allowed to be as stupid as each other nowadays, no discrimination.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Who are you?
Only 13 more kids…
and she’s OCTOMOM!
And Dr. Phil will buy her a house!!
And I’ll bet he has a car too…..
His dad totally owns a dealership….
I can’t tell if you’re kidding
I’m kidding.
*squeeze*
*whew*. Good morning btw =P
Good morning.
The only influence I believe films have on people is that every male thinks they’re a ninja after watching a Bruce Lee film.
*coughPleasedon’tconfuseJapanwithChinacough*
What about the urge to stab someone after watching 300?
OR. SHOUT. LIKE. THIS?
or kick someone into a large round and seemingly endless well?
use of comma fail
My bottomless well is SO full of people, it’s starting to smell.
You can’t blame them, they didn’t have their bottom to control their waste.
So did you dress up as your mum after Psycho as well? Sadly, my mortgage to buy a motel was denied
erm, yes, obviously.
The worst was when I was found unconscious at Kings Cross having tried to get to platform 9 3/4. So embarrasing.
Umm…but you had your wallet, right?
(Morning!)
I did when I ran into the wall.
(howdy!)
Haha
Just frustrated ’cause the first kid went through?!
(thanks for the 1909 background!)
Well, no-ones happy with having to go through second so soon after, it’s sloppy timing!
)
(no problems
Don’t forget to blame Bristol Palin and Jamie Lynn Spears.
It’s the in thing to be a pregnant teen, doncha know. Keep up with the times.
Bleh.
Is it a step-up or step-down from teenytiny doggies in handbags?
Up then down then up then…
Okay, so it’s too early for beastiality. My bad.
Babies and puppies? Does that make bappies or pubies? A pubie would be a hairy puppybaby.
How is babby formed?
Round here, bab is a colloquialism for poo. And babby sounds kinda runny. . .And we’re back to liquid pooptarts
mmmm…poopshake….
mountain poo
Hahahahaha.
I thought it was up up down down left right left right B A Start?
no, NO! It’s up up down down left right left right A B SELECT Start!
You have to hit the select button!
Noooo. It’s L1,Triangle,R1,Square,Left,Down,Right,Up,Left,Down,Right,Up.
Nope. It’s Quarter circle forward, then punch. Quarter circle back+kick seems to work, too.
I would wager a step down because a baby doesn’t die in 7 years to
replaced by a cuter, smaller baby…at least not without some SVU style
antics and high jinx.
omg! What about “Secret Life of an American Teen” omgs I ish preggers and I cannot decide who I want to be the father… omg life is haaaarrrrd.
/fail
it doesnt make it right. if jamie lynn decided meth was cool, doesnt mean we should all go for it.
Juno was about an unwanted pregnancy. She clearly wants it. I’d suggest using an oil-based lube, which damages the condom.
Agreed…I feel sorry for that poor, poor, stupid girl.
who said it’s a girl?
Males can get pregnant? When did this biological breakthrough occur?
The govna of California did it.
You’re not wrong.
What movie was that again?
Junior I think.
that’s the one
Phew, thanks for that. I just had a crazy brain-melt moment where I was remembering ‘Junior’ and ‘Twins’ as one single, melded-together, movie.
*shudders*
See, now imagine if Junior was the first in the trilogy, and he gave birth to Arnold Jr and Danny DeVito. As youngsters they get split up during the events of Kindergarten Cop and are re-united as adults in Twins!
My mind=blown.
There IS a pregnant guy, donchaknow.
the ’50s.
I’ve been trying for years to impregnate males, and failing to do so remains my biggest regret.
I do not want to catch pregnancy!!!
Are you thinking of the same internet series I’m thinking of?
BWAHAHAHAHA
That’d be the answer, right there. Fantastic.
“Can two men produce a child?”
“No, but God knows we keep trying”
—James Brolin, Sean Penn, from the trailer for Milk
You can do it on Sims 2… With a lot of cheat codes…
*Awkward silence*
With the biological clock, right?
Didn’t you hear? Obama is the son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas. Seriously, you must watch the news!
There IS a pregnant guy, donchaknow. (Sorry if I’m accidentally double-posting, this doesn’t always work. :<
Someone’s parents need to be monitoring computer usage a bit more closely.
OR they should just monitor their children a bit closer. i have a feeling she didnt get this “young mother” nonsense out of nowhere. Youre not supposed to be your childs friend, people. you can do that when theyre grown and OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. This girl needs love and attention, not a child. damn.
You’ve all been trolled hard.
No kidding. Obvious troll is obvious.
??? (If you are calling the Moomin a troll, then you are not a wise guy.)
Okay, okay. I guess you meant the pic was trolled. My bad. But… we don’t care. We are just after laughs.
*reminds self AGAIN to read ALL comments before posting*
Blatent hoax
This is completely fake just like the “I think my son has a secret girlfriend.” It JUST SO HAPPENS I fail blogger came across this within 12 minutes of it posting to take the screen shot. (Guess it’s still better than the Secret Girlfriend which the idiot took the screen shot the second after he posted it).
WOW…all i have to say.. if he doesnt want to have sex with her.. what makes her think he wont leave her and the kid the second she has it.. leaving her 15 alone and with a kid
Owwww Moomy! Don’t be deprestedelated!
I >heartheartheart< u! **Glowstars!**
When a cloudz over the moon iTWINKLE! go the starz!
Better now? **HUGZ**
Feec.
some people are such idiots… that is definitely depressing
Yeah, thats pretty bloody depressing.
So glad I’m gay.
Lmao.
its not real….
there are so many things wrong with that girl and her question. i don’t even know where to begin
i wonder what her parents think. 14 and 17 here in texas thats is stagetory rape whether it is consensual or not.
TIP: if you cannot spell simple words or use correct grammar, you do not need to reproduce at all in your life!!!
she’ll regret it when her friends are going to senior prom and she has to stay at home with a kid, if she makes it that far
OMG I didn’t know there were kids STUPID enough to actually plan to get pregnant that young! Some people should be sterilized!
Skankazoid!!!!!
Also Happy April fails day to all.
Actually there IS a way. Not a pleasant way but still… Why there is no enjoyable way of procreation anyway??? (for men I mean, only girls like sex no idea why. Should have asked my ex before I threw her out)
…what?
just walk away slowly
I’m not going to tell you. There could be some woman spy reading.
Now that’s a normal response…
Is the fail here in the stupidity of the question? Or is it ugliness fail that this girl is actually having trouble getting pregnant in high school?
It would be the fail of
1) thinking she’s ready to be a mom at 14
2) thinking she’s found the “right guy” because he’s popular and has a car
3) not seeing the horrible ethical violation of tricking someone into pregnancy by poking holes in condoms
4) thinking that a mother who gives birth after 16 is an “old mother” wtf
In short, Stacy just fails at life.
It might not be such an ethical violation….if she tries to pokes holes in the condom while the guy’s wearing it! xD
Maybe she is ready though. After all, she has and job.
Lymarae,
I am glad we have you to point out the error of the girls ways I hadn’t noticed myself.
May I add something?
i had my first son at 18, my second at 20 and i still felt like i was too young and that i missed out on a lot in life. and trust me the “cool” guys almost always bail.
completely agree.
awesome a thread chunk that actually makes sense and isn’t all preachy off topic or on an ethical rant.
Maybe she doesn’t understand that if she has a child at age 14 or a child at age 30 she will someday be old and therefore an old mother. Will she quit being a mom when she reaches “old age”?
rather, she should think than when her daughter (for discussion sake) is 14 she’d be 28. that’s disgustingly old.
If her children follow her example, she will be a grandmother at 41 and a great grandmother at 55.
And she STILL will not know how to write a complete ENGLISH sentence.
If her offspring take after her, she will be a grandmother at 28 (definitely old) and a great grandmother at 42. Don’t even get me started on great-great grandmother….
Just think – if she has a child now, then brings her daughter up the same way – she could be a grandmother at 28!
Wow… I’d just end it all at that point.
Yes.
“old mother” … like older than 16
never heard so much idiocracy on one pile of steaming kid …
crazy bitch!
Oh God I just had a flashback to a story my dad told me about a girl he knew as a teenager who WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND AAAAH.
Yep! Happens on Maury all the time! Someone should call Montel Willaims! He’d love this girl!
maury
i laugh at those episodes. no lie one girl said “i smoke i drink i do drugs i steal car and get in people faces thats how i know im ready to be a mom” and he was 14
Yup, your kid’s going to Jail
That’s not a fail.
That’s just utterly sad.
The “fail” is the part where she actually thought it would be OK to do this.
Not to mention that 16 is NOT “too old” to have a kid. If anything, it’s much too young to become a mother in our society.
(Note that I said, “in our society.” In the Middle Ages, people were expected to grow up a lot faster. A 20-year-old in America today is about as emotionally mature as a 14-year-old in AD 1000.)
I agree.
agreed.
She may be a bit on the young side, but actually, I can understand her. I mean, he’s the most richie guy in school!
Yes exactly, with Car and all!
I love that part. He has a car, so it’s obviously time for becoming parents.
She should go on a ride with him, poke holes in his fuel tank, they would get stuck in the middle of nowhere with a lot of time on their hands…et voilà !
(Arthur, good morning, I responded to your German comment yesterday
)
You’ve thought about this too much
PS Good morning fellas
*squeezes*
*squeeze*
Hi!
Bye!
Gotta fly!
*runs, jumps, squeezes*
*waves*
No protestors here btw!
*squeeze*
Should hope you’re not protesting to my squeezes
Glad to hear it’s all ok round you!
Never!
*gone*
Lol, wut?
I had a similar experience on a boat. We ended up on a deserted island…I don’t want to talk about it
Actually, I DO !
*squeeze”!*
Hahahahahaha.
Was that from the ‘mature readers only’ selection of TinTin stories?
Didn’t he have a dog called Blowy?
I don’t remember the dogs name, but I know they usd Baconlube!
Morning! I just read it. Nice to hear that someone appreciates the German language! When used skillfully it can be very nice, methinks. Ich entbiete meinen Dank!
A lesson to people everywhere:
Don’t have sex with obsessive 14-year-olds.
i learned my lesson long ago.
wish this would have come up two years ago.
I learned my lesson yesterday when I turned 26.
… april fools
only with non-obsessive ones?
YES! Aren’t you paying attention to the conversation?
Wait…so you’re saying sex with non-obsessive 14-year-olds is okay?
Yeah, don’t let those silly laws about statutory rape or pedophilia stop you, naw.
That’s what I’M saying. Nevermore.
O.o but normal 14-year-olds are ok
I just read in the Times that Fidel Castro died in his sleep last night.
irrelevant, i know, but i thought you’d all like to know if didn’t already.
*is ready to unfurl APRIL FOOLS!!! banner*
there’s no fooling you.
*unfools the banner* Yaay!
Two years ago my mom told me Cheney had died in his sleep. For one second my breath caught, I was ALMOST taken in. Then I looked at her and told her that that was a cruel thing to do to me.
If he doesn’t have any pineapples she shouldn’t want him to knock her up.
What is your malfunction with pineapples?!?!?!?!
It’s kiwis he has to have (or cocoNUTS)!
kiwis are better
in sweet/sour candy form
as in SOUR PATCH KIDS
i don’t get it… (i guess i fail)
You don’t see anything wrong in a 14-year old girl willing to lie and trick her way into becoming pregnant solely because:
a) she thinks she’ll be an old mother if she has a kid after 16 and
b) the guy in question has a car?
no i just don’t get the ‘fail’ to it… its just sad.
This is why we need to bring back survival of the fittest, people.
Take away the cultural edge we’ve given ourselves!!
Ok no, not really.. that’s the April Fool’s Day talking.
If she would sign away her right to welfare I might actually consider just letting her ruin her life, if it weren’t for the possible damage to the child.
Now now, just because nobody ever saw fit to teach her what having kids is actually about is no reason to wish ruin upon her. This sort of mentality doesn’t come out of nowhere, you know.
I wonder how many of those Yahoo questions that are ridiculous are actually legit, and how many of them are made up by people that are quite creative. No doubt there are stupid people in the world, but really…is this just someone being hilarious?
i always think that…
We can always hope this is just a waste of our time….Er. Either way you look at it, this is a fail.
Well, this one was screencapped only minutes after it was posted, so I’m guessing the poster was the one who screencapped it. Kind of a fail in itself, donchaknow?
Actually, it updates itself really fast, so you’re almost automatically re-directed to the newest ones. (I would know, I like to screw with people and put funny answers on there)
While I don’t doubt that many are trolls, and this one may or may not be legit, it is a sad fact that there are kids who think like this. I know one. Watching her grow up has been like a slow motion train wreck.
I really like to think that people can’t be that stupid. But then things happen that prove to me otherwise. Like the other day, in my upper level college class (21+year olds in here), these kids were sitting behind me, and the guy was saying to the girl that his roommate was gross because he would troll the tail gating field after football games and collect the cups to take home and use so he doesn’t have to buy cups.
While this is indeed gross, it was the girls response that just ruined my day, and made me feel not proud that I was accepted into the same university as she:
“EWWW! OMG that’s so nasty. Doesn’t he know that’s how AIDS and herpes is spread???” And she was serious, because the guy told her she was wrong and she argued with him vehemently.
And even more sadly, every incoming freshman at my university must take a health course which is almost entirely about STDs and safe sex.
I surely hope that this is just someone being creative. Otherwise it just solidifies my theory that children are getting dumber each generation and the future of humankind as we know it is completely screwed. I live in the lovely city of *bleck* Philadelphia, where the high school “baby mama” is a common sight. Most of them are pregnant by their sophmore year. Try living in an area where only 3 girls out of your graduating GRADE SCHOOL class don’t have children by HIGH SCHOOL graduation.
I want to be an old Mom. I’m 22 and don’t think I’d make a responsible parent until maybe 30 something. If I ever have a daughter she’s getting an EVERLAST CHASTITY BELT!
i agree with you aside from the chatity belt just becaue i think that when you try to pour one type of moral value or whatever on children they do the opposite.
no sex? baby by 15
no drugs? you got a coke addict
Jesus? you have a homosexual (theres nothing wrong with that it just felt very funny a.t.m.)
That boy had better have some pineapples.
Some pineapples have older taste.
14 years ago, a fail occurred…
and in 14 more years, another Fail occurred…………
and thus it goes on
WIN to this comment!!!!!
This is just horrible.
FAIL fail.
Oh boy…
Young Gents,
A Message:
“If you got goals and big dreams, then avoid these baby mama wannabes with the condom schemes.”
You’ve been warned. Now stay 100%.
ha thanks for the advice, i was totally planning to have sex with my under-age girlfriend.
I want to poke holes in a condom so I can have a baby with Lou, but he refuses to wear one. What should I do?
Try using a potato.
Buy me a fishnet condom,
I can make one out of that shirt you always wear.
It is a good thing you want to have a baby. Now I feel less guilty for replacing your birth-control pills by aphrodisiac ones.
Now I feel less guilty that I stopped taking those pills two months ago.
Then… that was your natural state?!?!
Nice.
This is a great state for both of us, I believe.
Hang on. Richiest? He’s more Richard than any other bloke in school?
Wouldn’t that be “Dickest”?
(Morning!)
Sounds like it. Why settle for a daddy for your baby who’s just slightly Richard. No, she’s put a lot of thought into this; “I want the Richiest guy in the school to father my baby…oh, and he has to have a car too, of course. Between that, and my having and job, we’re all set. I’ll be quitting school too. I’ve gone enough; why should I waste any more time with all that fancy book learnin’ anyway?”
*fingers crossed it’s Richie Cunningham*
*thinks Sparky’s gunning for the full Richard*
If not he, then maybe Richie Rich might be a good 2nd choice seeing as he’s so wealthy and all (well, when he’s a little older of course, because….oh, no, wait; that probably doesn’t matter to her!)
…this is why the government should issue pregnancy licences………
Idiot.
I don’t think Flogwopple was serious. Relax.
Sarcasm dude. S-A-R-C-A-S-M.
*lol*
Epic win!
They do in china
seriously.
people hould be given a test to see if they qualify to breed before they try. every time and if they fail to many times? chemical castration.
so if you want a baby ADOPT ONE!
Anyone using “4″ instead of “for” in ANY post is DEFINITELY not ready to be a parent. EPIC FAIL on HER parents!
That’s a strange way to measure it, imo.
I’m more concerned by her age than her grammer. How ’bout you?
Younger than you are… So hurry BFF, time’s running out. You don’t want to be an old father, right?
No! I want to live to see my granchildren grow up! That means I should see them by the time I’m 40!
If you start reproducing now you can meet your grandchildren when you’re 30.
Your grammar is good enough. If hers does not bother you, hopefully you can have a car by the time she turns 15.
Hint: in yesterday’s fails there was a car with a cardboard window.
That was a Chevy Silverado, not a car!
I’m more concerned the baby’s hair colour won’t match her new blouse. What a faux pas!
Moomin, you’re a hero.
Hey look! the newest member of the ‘future bunny-boilers of *insert country name*’ club!!
I like your avatar.
I like it too, Helen.
What? I like it more! Don’t listen to Sidhe!
Can’t we just agree that we disagree on who likes Helen’s avatar the most?
No.
I disagree with agreeing on disagreeing.
I must disagree with that disagreement on agreering to disagree.
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request to agree with disagreeing on disagreeing to agreeing to disagree.
thank you
Moomin wins the ‘fight’.
I disagree! No, wait…
Nerrrrr
It’s ‘nur man’. If you’re gonna do it, do it right!
I can do it wrong if I like! I’m going to stand up for my rights to be inaccurate. So there.
Stand proud my moomin friend.
What’s been going on here? I go away for one day and there’s revelations and repentance all over the place.
It’s gettin’ near that time of year again… that may be it.
The blog lacked your sweetness to calm us down jam.
It just builds up over time I guess, so every now and again there’ll be a clearout of ill will.
But the actions of them two really got me and several others riled.
You reckon it’s seasonal Hammykins?
Moomin, you make up for all the sweetness. You’re kind of heart.
Ooh… Easter is nigh. I want a Kit Kat chunky egg. mmmmm!
Well, I didn’t actually see what Jam is talking about… but around this time, that’s usually what I hear. Especially going to a Catholic school.
Creme eggs are my fav. Although, with the recent scandal, they’ve become a hot topic.
Clickie for more info.
You didn’t see any of it?
*is astounded*
Thankyou!
*squeeze*
I’m so looking forward to the long weekend and a break from work! Not even thought about eggs yet. Do you attach four kitkat chunky’s together so you can pretend to be a midget?
.
Who do you hear it from?
Religion teachers, morning announcements (which always include a prayer), the school priest, et cetera.
I knew it! They DID get smaller!
I’m having a long weekend! It’s 2 weeks long.
It was cold!
A 2 week weekend?
I’m on my jollies as of Friday.
Not going anywhere though.
WOah! What are you doing with all your time off? Going anywhere nice?
That’ll be a no then.
We’re out of synch with these responses!
I will be mostly annoying the hell out of you.
The rest of the time I have my small commitments.
We fail at communciation
I blame the flux capacitor.
You’re doing this on purpose now! I’m onto you! *wags finger*
Well, you’ve failed at annoying me thus far!
I’ll be sat in my little corner of the office bedroom as usual. *sigh*
I annoy everyone sooner or later. That is fact!
In the meantime, I’ll keep you company.
I blame the LHC, the particles are knocking my comments out of whack.
Hasn’t that ended the world yet?
It’s been a while since they said it would.
Sounds like a competition, see who annoys who first.
Your company is always welcome, and I’m grateful for it.
Yeah, we just haven’t noticed.
Whom.
Nothing’s as annoying as a grammar nazi.
Moomin, how come you’re down on yourself?
I know why I am but you’re a good sort. There’s not many of your kind around.
Who annoys whom, whom annoys who or whom annoys whom?
Who (the subject) annoys whom (the object).
*is confuzzled*
Thankyou but where did that come from?
And why would you be down on yourself jam?
*squeeze*
You’re a good sort. Kind, intelligent and funny.
Hammykins, you shouldn’t treat people like objects. Remember that and you’ll go far.
You just seem to beat yourself up some and there’s no need. Sorry, don’t mean to be forward.
*squeeze*
Bless you.
*squeeze*
Don’t worry about calling it as you see it.
It’s just a self depreciating sense of humour I guess?
But that doesn’t explain why you’re down on yourself.
I self depreciate. Now I’m virtually worthless.
Only kidding!
*runs away grinning*
Why I oughta. . .
*shakes fist*
*chases*
Catch me if you can Moomin! —>
*legs it*
I call foul on Moomin! That’s a direct rip from Pirates of the Carribbean!
)
In punishment, you must spend 5 minutes in the Johhny Depp box.
(Also called “Long John’s Locker.
Pirates… funny, i was thinking about how that was worded today.. Now I feel dumb that I couldn’t think of it. But hey, I have a car, I could always try out being a mom!
that hurt my head.
WIN!
POTC WIN!
Never mind the feminist “Guys should have condoms handy because it shouldn’t be only the girl’s responsibility to provide protection” spiel. Guys, you should always provide your own condoms because you never know when the girl might have poked holes in her condoms in order to have your babies.
yes true true
Forget the fact that she said “richiest” and “b4″, or “i have and job” either….
Talk about an EPIC FAIL in the educational system!
This is soooo depressing. Wish some mothers would have the decency to educate their child !
It’s too late to tell Barbara Bush that.
No worries. I’m inventing a time machine.
Can I borrow it?
You already did!
And I’m still not rich! What the hell have I done/will I do? Knowing the future but messing up. I fail.
You’re supposed to go backwards and bet on horses you know will win, not go forwards and bet on horses you like the name of.
I did go back. I was soooo sure that England wins the Euro 1996…
We did! We just humbly let other people take the cup. It’d be impolite to keep winning all these competitions
Being polite since ‘66.
When William invaded bringing good manners from the mainland.
“If you don’t mind, Ladies and Gentlemen, then I would like to conquer this splendid country. If it’s not too much of a hassle. Thank you.”
You realized that being rich would mean that someone else wouldn’t have nearly as much munnehz.
OMG!!!!
who the heck is teching this child that she will be an old mother if she has a kid after 16 WTF is wrong with her parents!!!
oh wait momy is probably still only 25 and never finished highschool because she poked hol in dadies condom and got pregnat !!!1
then dady ran of because he didn’t want a child and momy tried to BLACKMAIL him into one!!!
AZA, please stay in school, at least about 10 more years, my second grader can spell better that that!
Not really a fail… but this is why abortion should be legal.
This is why Sarah Palin should be illegal
She is. In 21 countrys.
And is officially banned by the UN Human Rights council.
Law fail?
Even if abortion was legal, if she wants to keep the child there’s nothing you can do about it. Unless you force her to terminate the pregnancy which kind of blows the whole pro-choice mantra.
Forcible sterilization of retards like this girl, that’s what should be made legal.
agreed
and hey they may try to take away the rights to do it safely but theyll never ake away our right to get drunk and throw ourselves down a set of steps
i hate pro-lifers!
So let’s keep track of this…
Under-age mother FAIL
Parents FAIL
Educational system FAIL
Measurement of when someone is ready to have a child (and what the prerequisites are for having a child) FAIL
we can only pray that there is no condom factory FAIL or “richiest” guy in school FAIL any time soon =)
Have a nice day failblogging! I might not be able to come back here today (busy day, ill gf + friend moving…).
See ya all tomorrow!
Nooo!
Hope the day goes well and your gf gets better.
*squeeze*
Bye Arthur!
*squeeze*
Bitte, komm schnell wieder zurück, mein Freund!
Back again! Moving is postponed, gf is in bed. What did I miss?
Your gf, apparently!
I miss her the second she’s out the door!
Gah! I thought you meant your bed!
Morning!)
(sorry
Arthur: (on phone) I’m sorry, Fritz, my gf is sick so I can’t help you move.
*goes to gf*.
I’m sorry, Gretl, Fritz asked me to help him so I can’t take care of you today. Better stay in bed till I’m back.
*hurries to study, sits down at computer*
So, what did I miss at Failblog?
*applauds*
It’s funny cos it’s true
I suspect as much!
*loves a big lol!*
The moving is cancelled because the guy is not in town, will come tomorrow. So I’ll be away then or on Friday or on Saturday. He’s not the most reliable guy…
But how come that you know their names?
The timemachine. You will anounce your engagement with Gretl on June 24th 2010 here on Failblog. You will get married about a year later (splendid weather!) and Fritz will be your best man.
I’m looking forward to that!
You shouldn’t. Unreliable as he is, Fritz will first forget the rings and will later trip and haul Gretl in the pool. I already put it on Youtube.
So that’s what BFF was watching yesterday?
It all makes sense now.
wow, what a nut job
WOW. Just…. wow.
Its a fake. No one is that stupid. Someone just couldn’t get a good fail going so they had to depress us with something retarded. Seriously it isn’t funny, and frankly, it isn’t a fail that girl… if she were real… thinking that is probably from a broken home and couldn’t afford the internet.
Fake? Probably
But by your logic people who can afford internet CAN’t come from broken homes?
Nah there is always more then one possibility. But he is the most popular guy in school that could mean success for her.
Yeah, I agree. “Broken homes” (I’ve never heard it put that way before) usually mean bad choices, do they not? It’s perfectly possible this is fake, but equally possible that this is real and her parents have no priorities (or that she lied and said she needed a comp for school when she didn’t. Not every idiot has to be raised by idiots, just negligent people).
wow, srsly? I know a shitton of girls like that. And plenty of people from “broken homes” can afford internet access. Remember, “broken home” refers to the family members, not necessarily income.
That’s a sociology FAIL right there.
Also, your comment is really poorly worded.
Sadly, yes they CAN be that stupid.
And regularly are.
Welcome to the Internet.
Actually, that is not true. I know many girls in school who want to become pregnant. At, like, thirteen.
if she were real, how could she post a question on yahoo answers w/out internet? You are right tho, it is a fake.
In a random bid to outnerd Aja. . . .
01/04/09
Today’s date, written British format, is the squares of the first three natural numbers
*hides*
*Pets Moomin*
The cloud is proud of you.
*beams*
*Reflects upon prior action*
Petting you was the right thing it seems.
If you rub the magic Moomin just right, a wish is granted.
But does The Moomin = The Magic Moomin?
He is THE Moomin; there is no other.
*sings*
Mike, the Magic Moomin
lived by the sea…
(btw: Really beautiful beach pics yesterday!)
Hee! Nice tune.
I love the bay)
(Thankyou
Only if you wish for a sticky mess.
*hides again*
Come back here, you! I was gonna say “It was the Moomin’s wish that was granted.”
I KNEW you were faking it!
*Rubs*
*giggles and knocks over glass of juice*
Awww, now my desk is sticky. What a mess.
*Rubs more*
What do you wish for Cloud?
You mean those numbers are au natural?
*averts eyes*
Cover your shame, 01, 04, and 09!
Whose job was it to watch the numbers? People, you can’t just leave numbers to their own devices, or before you know it, they’ll start multiplying!
Ooh, excellent. Sorry, been away all day…
she sud have told him that she was on the pill
“advice” FAIL
And people DISCOURAGE spanking children.
I’m 20, can I take her over my knee? PLEASE.
I’m pretty sure that’s called pedofilia. Excuse my spelling.
“Pedophilia”. And pedophilia refers to the sexual attraction towards pre-pubescent children, NOT the desire to discipline really stupid 14 year old girls.
you got that right.
what is the fail/
I think it has something to do with the 14-year-old wanting a kid by a 17-year-old, wanting to poke holes in the condom.
She also has a job that would OBVIOUSLY pay for a baby, and he’s also rich and popular and has a car.
The fail is thinking 14 is an appropriate age to have children, that tricking a guy into getting her pregnant is a good idea, that just because a guy is rich, 17 and has a car means he’ll be a good father, and that 16 is considered old for being a mother.
This is exactly why i hate blonde people…
…how do you know she’s blonde…?
I resent this comment! This is why I hate BOTTLE blondes. True blondes aren’t this remedial. We blondes like to use proper grammar and capitalize the letter I when speaking about ourselves.
Wonder how i can change my avatar…
Go to gravatar.com.
If you register your email with gravatar.com, you can add an avatar to it for when you post on compatible sites.
Thanks, the name ‘Cloud’ was already taken though :<
You don’t have to use the same name on Gravatar as you use here. You can change your name to anything as long as you keep the same email.
Let’s hope this works then.
Nice avatar!
Your gravatar name and failblog name don’t have to be the same. You just have to use the same email.
*sigh*
Yea, i got it working, i had to log out first, ya should’ve just written that.
Nice pineapple by the way.
Doesn’t matter what your gravatar name is…you can’t enter anyname you like on FB…just get the email the same, and you’ll get your avatar from gravatar!
Hmm, I should have told him that.
avatar.com
Is this Fool Sidhe day? There were no comments when I typed that^. ::???:
Same for mine…maybe the thread isn’t your type.
*squeeze*
It’s been sew hectic for me the last two faildays. I needle get my act together.
Darn, sounds like you’ve been patching yourself together.
*sigh*
gravatar.com
I’m leaving now…
*pouts*
Nevermind, Cloud. Your answer is already up there^.
hai kitteh
Hello, tybootekk.
Strange how the notion of a 17 year old male (technically adult) screwing a 14 year old girl (child) doesn’t raise any eyebrows. Where I come from it’s known as Statutory Rape. Yep, I know, that would make for a hell of a lot of rapists.
That’s why Roman Polanski won’t go to America, he’d be arrested if he set foot there.
Actually, many states have provisos in their statutory rape law for “close age” (one partner is underage and one isn’t, but both are within a year or two of the age of consent) situations and for situations when both partners are minors. So in those states, the statutory rape laws would not apply in those situations.
.
What’s more likely is that the 17 year old is going to view himself as an adult or “almost adult” and view the 14 year old girl as a child. I know when I was in HS, showing interest in Junior High aged girls was considered creepy. I think this guy probably thinks the same way. Given her poor grasp on the realities of motherhood, and given that her young age makes it more likely that she also has little or very limited experience in establishing and maintaining a relationship, I tend to suspect there’s a good chance she’s quite dillusional as to the nature of the relationship between him and her. Clearly, she’s into him, but I don’t trust her ability to tell if he’s into her. If he’s got it going on to the degree she suggests, I’m thinking he probably could easily hook up with girls his age, so there’s a good chance that he wouldn’t even be interested.
Please note guys, that while I agree this girl is a dumb bitch that people in Hispanic countries do have children at the ages of 12-13. More of in those countries, the kids are actually disciplined and relatively responsible, and the moms get help from their moms on how to raise a child. So on and so forth.
However this girl is just stupid.
Oh, that’s all right then, Brian, thanks!
Brian, Not only “Hispanic Countries”. Teem pregnancy is a world-wide issue with girls as young as 9 giving birth. This is prevalent in nearly all third world countries. The only reason Europe has a lower rate and China is do to the ease and inexpensive abortions. Note that teen pregnancy in Hispanic Nations has been on a serious decline since the nineties, while US teen’s have been on a more serious increase. Sorry, but even in the 1950’s girls (ages 12-16) were sent away from home by parents to institutions due to unwanted pregnancies. I witnessed it at the age of 12 in an affluent suburb at the only Junior High for the area. Three young ladies (1 black, 2 white) all entered 7th grade pregnant.
i think you’re comment is rediculous. 12 & 13 year olds disciplined enough to take care of a child??? they are still children themselves. and it’s ok just because they live in a “hispanic” country? give me a break. children having children just makes me sick to my stomach. and no matter where they are in the world, it’s not right.
and we all wonder why there is such an epidemic of world hunger and poverty.
So? That doesn’t make it ok, it just puts Hispanic culture in a bad light.
i agree with AW and Green
I bet flowers could help!
For god’s sakes why do you keep posting here?
Sign the petition, BFF. It’s in one of yesterdays fails.
Is it the Community Announcement one? I haven’t checked it yet, but I’ll be sure to sign the petition. Hold on a second.
The age of consent differs from state to state. If in her state it is 16, then it is statutory rape. If it is 18, it is not.
catholic school immediately!!
i’m not a religious man, but seriously…
that girl is the kind of what every man is afraid of.
on the other hand… who fux a 14-year old?
nevertheless. she’s in puberty and may become a not-psycho-woman one day, so we can’t just shoot and bury her.
so catholic school or at least girls-only boarding school. behind bars.
Fux fail!
*fux fail*
Whew! I’m tired…
clearly you’ve never gone to catholic school if you think THAT’S the road to chastity….haha
the only virgin i the statue on the lawn
This girl needs to be sterilized…
if by sterilized you mean killed…
yes
Epic win?
Yes, because people never change. NEVER.
Obvious troll is obvious
Come on! Why do you accept this at all?! Obviously fabricated! Just look when the question was last updated: 6 minutes ago?! Give me a break! Give me real fails!
Here’s just one above my comment.
Yeah, because with all of the millions of people on the internet, there’s no way that somebody could find something a mere SIX MINUTES after it was posted! Especially with all that text! I mean, if it was something like streaming video or a large .jpg file, sure, but TEXT? That stuff takes forever to load.
How babby formed?
At least this person seems to know how girl got pragnent.
They need to do away instain mother. My pary are wit the father.
this is what the jonas brothers are doing to our children
Please tell me they clicked report abuse…
ya. would have to be a troll surely
I found the perfect guy for her!
http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090324063745AA3HT78
“im a 15 year old guy and there’s this very attractive blonde girl at my high school, and im trying to get pregnant with her. I dont know how to convience her to have a baby with me. I told her I want to get pregnant and i need her donation of sperm, but she keeps saying no? any help???….”
I loved how he inserted a question mark after the ’saying no’
Yeah I read that. What is wrong with these people?
I love how he said “I’m trying to get pregnant with her”. FAIL
man oh man
I searched for this one seems the girl deleted it.
but yeah WHAT THE HELL !!!
well, if she deleted it, she must have gotten her answer (*wink wink*)
ITT: You all get blatantly obviously trolled.
Seriously…
Just because Juno did it in a pathetic attempt to be a quirky movie to save that child’s failing career and her only job since “X-Men” doesn’t mean you can, honey.
Why aren’t we legally allowed to kill people like this?
oh god i wish
Let me point out a very good fact: “There are no stupid people on the internet… just really good trolls.” This is clear case of that. No one is this f’ed in the head.
I’d like to agree but I’ve known to many real folks who are much worse than this. There are some truly whacked out folks out there. Scary. This is why I believe in God though because I have no other explanation or place to turn.
Yup. I believe in God too. To blame somebody for this kind of mess.
i think what she should do is take the condoms, poke holes in them, and then give it to the guy who’s smart enough to 1) not have kids at 17, and 2) not to randomly accept a box of condoms from some 14-year-old chick.
i’m sure he’ll fall for her scheme…guaranteed..
|the kid|
I regret to say that there are people this desperate for attention, love, or whatever else affirmation they need. In 7th grade we had three pregnant classmates and I lived in an affluent suburb. One girls GOAL IN LIFE, was to “have the Brady Bunch before I turn 18″.
Get this one- my dad and stepmom were always telling me that they wanted me to be just like my younger stepsister. She was doing the dirty at the age of 13 and gave me a nephew the day after her sweet 16th. She’s now 18 with two kids and I’m 21 and single. I can go out to bars with the only fear of being approached by jerkwads. She can’t drink unless she has a babysitter or two.
Sorry mate, I’d like to believe you but its just not a fact at all.
Stupid -profoundly idiotic- people are everywhere, ESPECIALLY on the net. They are multiplying by the second^^
(I’d laugh if it wasnt almost that bad too)
Malicite-
I’m sorry to say that I know two women, one in her late teens, the other, college educated and in her early twenties, that got pregnant to try and ‘keep’ their boyfriends. Both stories have very unhappy endings.
You haven’t heard of the 17 girls pregnant in a Massachusetts high school because of a pact they made together?
If so good for you! I wish I never had.
You haven’t heard of the 17 high school idiots from Massachusetts who formed a pact to get pregnant and succeed?
I watched a show about it…them and their families are the most retarded bunch of people I ever witnessed.
Obvious fake… last edit 6 minutes ago? Not even sure if this qualifies as fail… If true, at least this person is more thought out than most teenagers who get knocked up.
they obviously took the screenshot 6 minutes after they edited it, have you never been on yahoo answers?
this is obviously not fake, if you have been on YA you will know what i am talking about, people there are so ridiculously retarded
6 minutes doesn’t mean it’s impossible. >.>
Sad that this is the typical mentality of your average kid today. Very scary indeed.
RT
http://www.anonymity.us.tc
OMG >.<
Anyone has link? i cant find it
Someone probably deleted.
However, there is a Male to Female version of this out there… (and if someone already posted this, cut me some slack, I dont feel like sifting through 300+ posts to see if someone already posted this.)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtD0jCYag.djvJj_ofozLJ0jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090324063745AA3HT78
This better be a troll.
C’mon people! This is obviously PHOTOSHOPPED.
So, so sad.
Someone needs to give this girlie a doll baby.
You are a psycho-bitch!
But as long as he is the coolest-richest guy in school then its fine.
Did it ever occur to you guys that it could have been edited 6 minutes before the screenie was taken? It’s a screenshot, not a link. I can’t say if this is real or not, but knowing the stupidity of today’s youth, I wouldn’t be surprised.
i sure wish people wouldn’t make fake fail’s. pathetic.
This girl is messed up. This is whats wrong with America people who are 14 are not ready for kids wait till 20’s and till then get a job ya damn hippies
Please tell me this is FailBlog’s April Fool’s joke!
It had better be April fools.
You probably all got trolled by /b/
this is an intelligence fail.
what is the world coming to?
the real FAIL is people believing this is real..
Assbeating win!
It’s times like these that I think “Idiocracy” is within the foreseeable future.
The story actually reminds me of the first 5 minutes of the 2006 film “Idiocracy”!
If this is real, her child is what the future has to offer.
Ultimate human history FAIL!!
Well honey you really need to sit down with someone who has had a child while they were a young teen. This will help you realize how crazy the whole thing is, you’re only 14!!! Do you realize that the nine months of pregnancy will be hell for you, and for the next 18-20 years of your life you will be tied down to this child!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME thats 18-20 yrs, you’re 14 that would put you in your 30s, and worse if you’re that age and single, with a child your chances of getting a man are very slim. Plus poking holes in a condom could get you charged…that’s illegal!!!! All you’re doing is attempting to get attention by doing what those idiot teenagers did on the news, you need help, possibly drugs-the legal kind. Believe me kid just enjoy your youth while you have it and if your horomones are raging that bad buy yourself a dildo and bloody sack of flour and pretend it’s your baby.
Basically you’ra a bloody twit!!!!
Shes a bloody pregnant goldfish?!
I guarantee this young lady is from Essex
that’s harsh!
i’m from essex and i’m 14, we’re not all as slagish as you think.
i’m a virgin and nothing done anything past kissing in my life. don’t steriotype.
Obvious troll is obvious.
What is the link for this?
Someone need, an “snap the hell out of it!!”slap to the head.
so depressing. i’m beginning to wonder how many yahoo questions are posed purely as fail fodder… keep up the extremely creepy work!
i know this sounds mean….but, i honestly think the world would be better without these people
Ahh haa haa. The question has been deleted, and so has her profile.
anyone who thinks this is fake has obviously never been on yahoo answers
She have, AND job at the same time! Simply amazing! people have or job but not both.
only 6 minutes before it got notice by a failblogger? FAKE
Amazing how the people who most want to breed are nearly always the ones that really, really shouldn’t.
Darn!! The question was deleted on Yahoo.
Still, this has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.
I weep for our future ….
So do I…so do I.
wow, there are so many stupid people these days. To tell the truth, I’m 14, and this is just a bit of ridiculous nonsense. Besides, it’s probably a person who had a second grade education. She can’t even spell the word “for”. “I have and job…” lol, that just sounds idiotic.
Another day, another obvious YA troll getting featured on failblog. Sigh. It’s only a matter of time before “how is babby formed” or a Bel-Air gets featured.
They must go to one poor school if having a car makes you the richest kid there.
OMG
EPIC FAILBLOG FAIL!!!
well the majority of yahoo answers ARE FAKED FOR FAILBLOG and yet you take them seriously
LOOK AT HOW LONG AGO IT WAS POSTED ON THE SITE ITS OBVIOUSLY FAKE
12 minutes ago…..seriously, there was even one that said ONE minute ago
Look out for fakes, it ruins this site
Wow.. hope this is fake.. how sad.
sadly, this is how I was conceived: dad didn’t want another child, mom did.
Idiocracy in action. Someone please sterilize this girl.
Wow. This girl is messed up.
if i write a dumb question on YA then print screen it, i can post it up here.. yay
What does pregnant mean?
That’s just a failure on EVERYONE’s part.
And why shouldn’t a man pretending to be a fourteen year old girl online be able to get pregnant?
This is exactly what is wrong with kids today.
JESUS. CHRIST. Everything is wrong about this.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjnARh336foF01XpK8.XVMkjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090324063745AA3HT78
hahahaha
She can’t spell “richest”, but has no problem with words like “needle”, “condom”, and “pregnant”? >.>
Hey, it took me years to learn how to spell “field” and “enough” but I’ve no problem with ‘big’ words…..
and it may have been a typo.
………She shouldn’t get pregnant that young. That’s just not right and disgusting. 14 yrs. old and already “doing it” what a shame.
…. I know an eleven-year-old who is no longer a virgin. And she wasn’t raped or anything. We live in a sad world.
i know a 14 year old who isnt a virgin and who has friends who’ve had, like 8 abortions… it’s all in the neighborhood… if u live in a bad neighborhood or a safe one
Epic fail…just horrible.
This Stacy bitch is a dumbass
And when she gets knocked up guess who the bad guy is gonna be? I feel so sorry for that guy…then again he is hitting a 14 year old…i hope their child kills them both there we go
It’s dumbshits like her that make me ashamed of living in America…
STACYSLUT.
Lmao. This is so hilarious because I know people like this
This is fake. It was posted 6 minutes before it was posted on FailBlog, so the person who made it obviously made it up.
It COULD have been real, though… Maybe…
But it was funny. X)
Its on the internet… it has to be real!
LOLOLOLOLOL
People like this make me pro selective castration.
what a thing to say
go for it noone cares that much i think
except for the boyfriend
actually forget everything that i have just said
WHORE!!!
My god this girl is stupid. *shakes head* This is an epic fail.
so the lesson here boys – “byo condoms”
I… I honestly don’t know what to say… I am at a lack for words…
Desperation Win.
what a ……..SLUT!!!!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LEYKIS
This is why abortion needs to be legal up to the 56th trimester.
wait, what?
THATS WRONG
*looks at the picture, then looks at the day when this was posted* Suuuuure
I literally fell of chair and hit my knees.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Wow, we live in a sad world.
You guys are missing the follow-up question to this fail:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqbufEFy9Nk7ZOMKHhEnoYN97hR.;_ylv=3?qid=20090330054320AA6WXD7
Title? “I GOT MY 14YEAROLD GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT!”
Yes! A man with intelligence!
a la fail to the max
srsly, if you’re only 14 you should even be thinking about having sex, let alone having a kid.
Yet another “concerned mother” question. Ugh.
u fail at being young! and who said diamondz are forever? just get a kid!
Blahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao, too funny yet too sad.
sum1 get dat trick sum help asap
she need to b nominated for simple jack award or guinesses book of world records for being the most retard and deseparte person ever
Oh…retard
Seriously…you need a doctor! A shrink. Just what the world needs.
Yeah I’m pretty sure that shit’s a fake, I tried pulling stuff like that all the time when I was 14.
if there is grass on the field, play ball!
I hope somone forwared this message to her father, I would love to see his face.
some one must shoot this girl
for the good of general society
I looked this up on Yahoo! Answers, and (no surpise) it’s been deleted.
The troll couldnt handle this much attention and was probably worried someone with knowledge would find out their info.
I looked this up on Yahoo! Answers, and (big suprise here) it’s been deleted.
Lie that you’re on the pill . . . stupid bitch
Why is it that the people who shouldn’t breed always want to the most?
I hope this guy reads her post and gets a restraining order.
XD I hope the asker isn’t serious. If she is…
-Maybe he doesn’t want to because of her age, or her strange obsession with poking holes in things
-I wonder if she already tried the ‘poking holes in condoms’ with him… but forgot that she should have done so before he put it on?
-Does she realise that getting pregnant to him doesn’t automatically mean he’s going to assume responsibility/drive her around/give her the car?
It’s sad that society has dropped to the point were 14 year olds actually trick guys inot getting them pregnant
6 minutes ago WTF FAIL!!!
Maybe she should go back to school.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsE.fH_2fJobhnBFp..RXgB37hR.;_ylv=3?qid=20090403034407AA3GhS2
Whoa.
LOLZ.
*ahem* WHORE!!!!
test
Just tell him, “Oh, don’t worry about a condom.” If he’s as dumb as her, he’ll go: “Oh, cool, no condom!” And he’ll rut away and squirt some pregnancy juice into her pregnancy pouch.
I have a job and he’s 17. Never mind all that stat. Rape stuff, because he has a car. that’s right a car. This makes him the sexyest ever.
Me thinks… the younge man is slightly smarter (Only slightly as you know… All that happy jail time and what not) for not wanting one with a fourteen year old.
Pedobear approved!
??? This girl is 14 and wants to get pregnant??!!
wow. This is like the fail of all fails. I am this girl’s age. Let’s list the things wrong with this yahoo question, shall we?
1) She’s 14 and believes she’s ready for a child.
2) she’s dating a 17 year old dude and wants him to get her pregnant
3) She thinks 16 is old.
4) ‘richiest’
5) ‘have and job’
6) she’s saying ‘i want him to get me pregnant because he has a car.
7) her grammar in general
please continue this list if at all possible.
^^^
Spelling fail… LOL
it should be 8 ) not
stupid emoticons
so why is the time it was posted edited out is it fake?
wow. this girl can’t even spell OR use good grammar. how is she going to take care of a KID???
Crazy biatch!
I actually read a newspaper article about girls trying to get themselves pregnant as early as twelve and grouping together to raise there kids… It tried to blame Juno for “glorifying” teen-pregnancy.
That was a lie.
The girls themselves even admitted there was no ‘pact’ to become pregnant together and raise the children together.
Didnt u no that they already sell them with holes in them? Ur an idiot!
cant you die more easily when you get pregnant at that age? …oh, i guess it doesnt matter, cause the guy has a CAR, oh thats so cool cause no one has cars these days
Die more easily? Um..no.
But you are more likely to have pregnancy complications…not more likely to die.
accutally u r more likely to have complications that also may kill you
If you’re a frequent user of Yahoo! Answers, you’ll know that this is a fake post.
People with no lives constantly get on Yahoo! Answers and ask outrageous questions like this just to see people go “OH MY GOD” and laugh at hate mail sent to a person who isnt really in said situation.
Trolls, damnit!!!
Or is this on failblog because it was a weak attempt by ’stacy’ to get attention?
Zomg
Thankfully, there’s a “Report Abuse” button at the bottom.
things like this make me want to cry
Parenting fail.
i already told her i would help her have one….sorry dude..
In my heart of hearts I’d like to believe it wasn’t a 14 year old girl that wrote that. I’d like to believe the world isn’t that screwed up yet. I want to believe it was really a guy in his 30s playing a prank.
Parenting fail?
Definitely. Her parents failed at raising a responsible person.
You Fail! Lol. Not real. OPEN QUESTION!
JUST FAILED
Straight from the depths of 4chan.org: TROLL DETECTED
People who can’t spell should not be allowed to procreate or be aloud on the internet.
Irony: your misuse of “aloud” versus “allowed” in the same sentence wherein you criticize another person’s grammar.
Obvious troll is obviously stupid
I really, really, REALLY hope this is a joke.
More like, “Is it possible for this popular guy to give me a STI?
Next week on Maury!
‘She poked holes in my condom! It isn’t fair!’
hes going to use the condoms she gives him on the other dumb bitches too, and theyll all get prego
ha ha, talk about dumb hoe!
How was baby formed, how girl get pregnat?
I hope people answered that either the little holes would cause so much pressure that the sperm would kill her, or that she would be better off poking holes through her brain. She seems dumb enought to believe either one.
She should also be told, that while pregnant, she can never be without pants, since if she ever takes them off, the baby will just fall right out.
and THATS whats wrong with America today.
PPL WHO THINK THIS GIRL IS A COMPLETE IDIOT RAISE UR HAND!! *raises BOTH hands, and feet.*
*raises hands*
Yeah, what a dumb bitch. :S
wait, why is have sxe at all?! she’s flippin 14!!!!!
If he’s the richiest guy then he’s a keeper. I say go for it!
Your going to be ending up living in a shelter when your popular home boy will be going to college next year and never wanting to see that baby of yours again. And then after that your going to have quit highschool because a baby is a 24/7 job. That baby will not be raised by your parents, they wont let it happen. And now, when you say you will go to highschool + college i just gotta tell you again, A BABY IS A 24/7 JOB. IT ISNT AN ANIMAL THAT YOU ONLY HAVE TO SEE EVERYONE OTHER DAY. YOU GOTTA FEED IT EVERY 3 HOURS. So, once you get sent to a shelter because you can’t get a home the kid is going to get neglected, picking on,clothless, hungy and screwed up. Just saying now, a baby is $12,000 a year. Have fun paying for that w/ no college degree or finishing highschool.
*ignores*
IT’S A TRAP!
this is utterly pathetic, she’s a little fail skank..
Seriouslly my parents had me when they were 30ish and if u had a kid at ur age u’ll never be a responsible parent! in my apinion wait a few more decades!!
…this is the most idiotic question on the planet…
ROFL, it looks like that guys gunna get owned -_-
I blame it on Twilight.
There are no words for this…other than she fails hard…
LMFAO this cracked me up. its kinda like saying “I wanna have a child with this popular guy, that will just leave me for some other girl, but its O.K. …HE HAS A CAR!!” XD
This reminds me of the time me and my friends found this USED condom in a school parking lot along with 6 beers. I mean WHO would get drunk and do it IN A PARKING LOT. maby this would work for this person if u take the condom out
Hey… this is so sad. Sad that his is happening to the kids…
It’s not funny at all.
*facepalm* i really hope she’s joking
THAT WAS AN ULTIMATELY ULTIMATE FAIL
O.O shes 14 and she thinks shes ready to have a child Thats ridiculous
There are just so many things wrong with this 0_o
what a hoee
…PA-THE-TIC.
oh man, this is freaking depressing how the US thinks… i understand its a fail.. but this is messed up -_-
why even post these? always fake. time stamp, time stamp, time stamp..
I think I just felt a cold shiver run down my back from reading this…
That is the funniest thing ever. HE IS THE NICEST RICHEST GUY EVER! You wanna get pregnant. Watch ‘The Secret Life Of The American Teenager’, thats a 16 year old girl with a child. And she is getting help!
I sense that this child may be misguided…
Might have worked out in the days of Shakespeare though!
Shes mexican.
whhhhaatttt? were all thinking it…
Two words. Epic fail.
on second thought…. this is worse than an epic fail. This is a parenting fail.
Lame.
Wow that biach is crazy!!!!
“Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.”
Edward W. Howe
That’s prolly one of the girls that rides my old bus. We had 3 pregant girls on that bus, 1 was 12, another 13, another 17. All their bf’s were 20 y/o+ to, which is the worse part…
damn this girl is crazy..
how do you think you can raise a baby alone.
don’t think your parents gonna feed it during the night.
and do not think you can ever go out to party’s ever again
cause you have a baby to care for =)
this is really really messed up do you have so much attention to short?
comeon!
retarded Barbiedoll
{yea my english sucks a little, i’m from holland y’know.
but this is really really really messed up
I’m focking almost 16 and i’d never had sex
i had some boyfriends, buth he didn’t had a car, so you know.. rofl}
OMG I remember seeing this actually on yahoo answers last year
and they called me crazy…
I saw this question once before, pushed me back in my seat. And I think to myself…
“What a wonderful world.”
EPIC PREGNANCY QUESTION FAIL + EPIC SONG REFERENCE FAIL.
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you totally ruined the mysticism of this fail.
i know