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Since you ask so nicely!
So if he hadn’t asked, you’d have stolen his poop?
(Morning *squeeze*)
Everyone’s desperate in the credit crunch.
When I get desperate for crap, I go to the toilet, not the van.
That was much much more than I needed to know but true nonetheless!
there was a news story recently about a dude that collected urine from boys urinals or something like that. and drank it. the end. much more fail than this sign.
Thought I’d let you know I am housetrained and not a wild moomin.
We need to liberate this poor moomin from the humans who have enslaved him for their selfish squeezing purposes, and release him into the wild, where he belongs!
*Wraps Moomin around neck*
But Moomin is sooo chic!
*Does his best vamp walk out of the thread*
WILD? I was bloody livid!
Thats a truck not a van! Comment Fail ! QFT anyone?
No it used to be a van now its a truck no fail avaible
Nah! Despite what you hear about northerners, we’re not all dishonest. Not that I’d really want his ‘poop’ anyway.
(Morning *squeezey squeeze*)
Bah! I bet you stole that comment from someone else!
(Catch you later, off to go enter dumb discussions. Ta-ra!)
Bye Mr Moom!
*waves*
I think I read a book about Moomins before…
Would these discussions be on…soil?
not soiled.
Nope. It went from structural calculations to Mr Spoon being responsible for the craters on the moon (He dug them with his head looking for pure green) to impressions of Rich and Eddie from Bottom. *shrugs*
P.S. Morning! *squeeze*
Good morning Moomin! *SQUEEZE*
Good morrow mr. cuddles!
*squeeze*
TOO…MUCH…SQUEEZING!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pinch*
Mwhahahahaha….
Everytime I get stuck at the crossword here at work I go:
I think I’ll just put BOLLOCKS!
Let’s do this properly or not at all!
Do you try to squeeze your BOLLOCKS in every box? Just asking.
Sometimes I’d think you’d need to stretch your BOLLOCKS out to fit.
Am I being insulted?
Whaaaa…? Who is insulting the Moomin?
*grim look at ED*
*squeezes Arthur Eld to hold him back*
Eep! Thankyou, but I don’t know if I am yet! It reads like it could be, but I’m not sure? What do you think?
I used to be undecided, now I’m not so sure.
Could be, Moomin. But ED didn’t seem to be much of a troll so far. I guess it’s a misunderstanding.
I like to try to see the best in people so I say it’s not. Plus Arthur is right, he seems a goodun’.
Sorry for the misunderstanding, Moomin. We were talking about crossword spaces, right? And filling them in with …..Awww, nevermind. Where’s the bukkit? MLack of proper communication on me.
*dunks head*
And I can put that M in there while I got it! *-M
*offers clean towel for head*
Sorry.
My bad, head all over the place today.
*wraps towel on head*
Eh, no worries. I know when I post a comment, I’m taking my chances. Not for the faint of heart, this blog!
I tried to explain that I thought you meant the crossword, but my comment got eaten and my computer crashed.
I like you. You did clean up the car real nice.
Awww. Thanks, Sidhe! Guess cats just look out for cats, huh?
Yep. I like your profile cat pic.
BO-RING!
(Good morning! *squeeze*)
I just want to let everybody know that this was my first *squeeze* on FB. I finally succombed.
Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
One of us One of us One of us.
Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourlef one of the familhy.
We’ve taken to you so strong.
It’s clear we’re going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourslef par to the furniture.
There isn’t a lot to spare.
Who cares?..What ever we’ve goin we share!
If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Alsyas a-chance we’ll meet
Somebody
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We do’t want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state…
Consider yourself
One of us!
Oliver, Oliver, Never before has a boy wanted MORE!
if that is what the law assumes, then the law in an ASS!
Finally!
*joins squeeze*
*squeezes czuhc*
Mwuahahaha…
Now he’s been assimilated, we can all go home.
Good job everybody.
*shakes hands*
*blink*
…
*suddenly stands alone, with yet a lot more squeezes building up*
I think I’ll squeeze me some patients then.
(Thanks everyone for the assimilation. Do I get a tattoo now or something?)
Walk tall in the knowledge that no matter how bad things get, there’s a squeeze around the corner with your name on it.
*Steps around corner*
*SQUEEZE*
*Jumps into waiting cab*
Community Announcement fail, driver, and step on it!
*sneak squeeze*
*runs off*
czuhc, Is that where you’ve been getting the crap from?
You would be a shit thief then
FAIL its a truck loser
Yesistoleit.
Whatyagonnado?
*prodprodprodprodprodprod*
Give it back or be prodded some more!
(morning! *squeeze*)
I can’t feel you.
Oh, and *squeeze*.
Hey, at least the driver’s honest!
Or maybe just an optimist.
Or he doesn’t own anything valuable.
Bet he has ankles. But not as valuable as yours.
*ankle squeeze*
Morning.
Hi Moom! *squeeze*
What? You’re interrupting my ankle squeeze? That’ll learn ya! *grabs Mookies ankles*
And to you, dearest Mr. Moomin: Good morning! *ankle squeeze*
Look out, Arthur. My fishnets are snagged on your watchband!
Oops, sorry. I would suggest you take them off, but I think it’s better if Lou continues from here on.
They are somewhat tangled now. Maybe some ripping will be necessary.
Sigh. Honey, if you keep ripping all of my clothes, I will have nothing left to wear.
*faints*
BFF went all floppy upon seeing Mookie, that’s not normal.
He did mention jet lag…
*rofflesnort*
You can leave your baseball cap.
I’m sure he will find it hard to forget what he saw.
Evening Mookie! *squeeze*
Hows life today?
Evening? Where are we? *re-squeeze, to get every last drop*
Too early to tell, still on first cup of coffee.
I’m confused. Just thought I’d let you know.
Not a clue what is happening.
You too, eh? I seem to have lost my user’s manual.
I thought Lou had that to bone up on you as it were?
He promised me he wouldn’t show those pictures to anyone!
The exploded diagrams gave me nightmares.
(I have no idea what I meant by that)
The dwarf was photoshopped in, btw.
I thought the scuba gear was out of place, but didn’t want to comment.
No, that actually was in the original photo. Diver down!
Diver-se fetishes you have there
So, you photoshopped in a dwarf co-star?
That must have been a white HOT fantasy!
Good morning Mookie! *SQUEEZE*
I’ll try my best…
r a?
This might just work, since it makes thief a thief with humour lol. Would you steal from the man who made you lol, when there’s a boring car right next to his?
There’s a royal seal on the sign. This must be where prince Harry keeps his swastikas, brown shirts, Himmler glasses and Hitler moustache.
*roffles*
*moves chairs*
*puts his cap backward, does some footwork, goes to the ground, performs a a six-step, attempts a kip-up and…baby freeze!*
*tries to body pop – fails*
*tries to cartwheel – fails*
Meh!
*goes back to work*
Arnold Schwarzenegger would steal his crap.
He would beat it out of him and then steal it.
*in the best Austrian accent I have* De viewcher ees unzertain!
You cahn harv ze best shiep in ze wahld but ief yoo dohn’t harve a captin zat nose vere yoo are goieng yoo end up ien ze vong place.
Google Translate failed to make any sense of that. Por favor, habla inglés.
Try in Ahnold-to-English.
I called Wolfgang Puck, and he was able to help.
Nah, he doesn’t give a crap.
More effective than the sign is the crappy nature of his crap.
The sign is the crap. It also can be used as a window. There is no crap inside the car, only jewelry.
*perks* I can always use more jewelry! *wink*
Let me figure out how to circumvent the security window on that car…
*punches through paper window*
That was too easy.
It may be a warning to the Scottish poo detective Gillian McKeith.
‘Morning, my European Failbloggers!
Some of us non-Europeans are up, too. Don’t ask me why.
It’s 5pm here in Japan.
Are you still awake? Already?
I don’t understand. Must be the jet lag.
You must fly more quickly, and counterclockwise. I hear that helps yet, whenever.
If you do that repeatedly and REALLY fast you can travel back in time.
with your hands on you’re hips?
You’re warped.
@ jestasyouare- I dip, you dip, we dip!
Just don’t double dip, please. *offers chip*
*accepts chip*
Thank you, Mookie! How did you know it’s give a Cajun junk food day?
*Steals chip from EtymologicalDisaster* NUM NUM NUM
All these changes in time zones is making me tired… (Morning)
*changes malicite’s clock when no one is looking* Suckkerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Morning Mookie! You’re having difficulties sleeping lately? Or are you a night owl by nature?
*hugs Arthur*.
I think both, Arthur. Also, I’m sorta on European time lately.
*hugs*
Sorry to hear that you have probs sleeping. Even though it is nice to have you around. I usually miss most of the Americans because they’re here when I’m not.
I will try to represent them ably. Even though I haven’t been elected, or anything.
I voted for you.
I vote for us.
I suppose that with an electorate of just 2, those campaign posters we made we not really needed.
You probably didn’t need to stuff the ballot box, either.
Huh. I would have thought you would have enjoyed Lou stuffing your ballot box.
I’m American and you’re always on when I am Arthur
Morning! You’re up early, obviously. How are you? I saw you made two new friends yesterday?
*grumbles*
in europe they eat carp, no crap.
Right. Didn’t mean to be a geographical bigot. ‘Morning to everyone else, too!
Say, is that an Invader Zim air freshener on the truck’s rear view, or a skull do you think?
Naw, just a skull. Though an Invader Zim one would be rather awesomes!
Morning! How are you?
The usual. Bored, sleepless and lazy. Did you, by chance happen to see that picture of Skwerrly on Loldogs yesterday?
No. Link?
I tried a few times. Lost about 8 comments before I figured FB must not want links to Loldogs. I hope this posts. It will be on the first page of LD, though.
Indeed. I gave up after four posts. Perhaps FB has realised Loldogs is too demeaning for this site?
I recently tried to post a link to another FB comment and that also didn’t work FB seems to think that links to FB are spam too…
That’s strange. You used to be able to link FB comments.
I know, it’s strange. Maybe a new filter?
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Are you visiting your family? Let me guess – Tokio? Since one fourth of the Japanese live there I think it’s likely…
Nah, I go there with meine Mutter to visit my grandmother.
? That sounds like family to me… How long are you staying?
Just two weeks. Easter holiday and all that nonsense.
“Just”? Be happy, the last time I could afford a long holiday like that was about ten years ago.
How’s the weather in Japan? Is it spring already?
It is spring already. The cherry blossoms are blooming, and it is actually quite warm.
Isn’t cherry blossom a big thing in Japan? Celebrated with fireworks and all that?
It is quite a big thing. Hundreds of thousands go to parks and have picnics there, just to see the cherry blossoms.
The transient moment of perfect beauty, right? In my hometown the Japanese community celebrates cherry blossom with fireworks every year.
Indeed. Do they celebrate by day or by night? Sometimes you can see the fireworks go off in the night sky, when the blossoms look illuminated and are very beautiful.
I think it’s an all-day celebration with the fireworks at night being the highlight. I haven’t been there by day but saw the fireworks a couple of times. Very nice! Especially since there’s a large pond in the middle of my town. The fireworks explode above it and that’s really… Wow. The reflections on the water, the beautiful buildings by the shore. Warms my heart.
I hear she makes great jam.
Failblog jam is the best. Grandma jam smells odd.
*nods*
*SQUEEZE*
*sneaks into thread, SQUEEZEs Jam, sneaks back out*
Sie sind Deutchen UND anatawa Nihongin desu ka?
*giggles*
Nein, boku wa hanbun nihonjin to igirisujin, aber ich kann sprichen ein kein Deutsch.
*laughs*
Mein Deutch ist nicht sehr slecht, aber nicht sehr gut. My Japanese, however, you just witnessed the extent of.
Where do I have to go from there?
Scroll down. You’ll find it a few pictures down.
Arthur, just go to the top of this page to the “loldogs” tab. It is the current page, and the pic is the 2nd one down.
Aaaah, that’s what you mean! Man, I even went to the comment section to find out what you’re talking about. I lost one eye!
Oh dear. ICHC comments sections can be very traumatic.
Here, Arthur. I found this rolling around on the floor and a cat was playing with it.
*hands Arthur his eye back*
I think it’s still usable, but you mustn’t go there again. Just look at the pretty pictures…
Thanks! *puts eye back in socket*
I’m sorry to say that neither Loldogs nor Lolcats ever made me smile. The pictures are just toooo sweet for me. And the captions… Not to mentioin the comments. Not my cup of tea, if that’s the right expression.
Wha…?! Never made you smile?!
*faints*
I’m sorry. But we have an affection for FB in common.
*sits back up, still dizzy*
Yeah, yeah. There is that.
*wanders off, shaking head*
Poor wittle Arfur, he don’t like kittehs…
*sniff*
I love the kittehs.
*squeeze*
Nothing wrong with cats or dogs (except the neighbors little dog who shits in front of my door all the time). But the sites don’t entertain me.
*squeeze*
I’m not a lolcat, is that better?
*Squeezes Arthur’s ankle, too.*
I would never suggest you are!
*squeeze*
You should have read my original clickie first. It links to my ICHC profile and contain a dire warning about the contents of those comments. Sorry for not specifying.
*s
looks intact to me.
WIN.
using the mirror again?
I wonder if there’s a camera and an alarm trip switch underneath that sign. Hmmm.
Probably an ACME-brand Hair-Trigger-Spring-Loaded-Boxing-Glove. At least that’s what I’d put there.
LOL! That would be funny as hell.
‘Finally after all these years Im gonna get my hands on this crap..’
‘What the?!’
I was just stealing a big, nice, healthy piece of..
As I noticed the sign.
Not you again.
Yes me never.
You have NO IDEA how much is crap worth on black market, DO YOU??
It raised 0.36% from last week
The crap is rising? That’s unsettling.
Actually it’s worth shit!
Nice guess though.
Good morning people of earth.
I felt sorry for myself because I had no crap, till I met a man who didn’t have a window. He was still better off than me since he at least had some crap, so I took his crap. Then someone broke my window and took the crap from me. Now I have no window AND no crap. Oh crap.
I’m so sorry.
what if he meant ‘crap’ literally?
Captain obvious to the rescue
Yes, what if? Does anyone know?
Yeh he probably meant crowded rappers are populating.
Literal WIN
Politeness Win.
Totally. There are still those old time bad guys with honor and morals around.
the smiley face was a nice touch
At least they asked nicely!
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I wouldn’t want to steal his crap even if he hadn’t posted a sign.
I was in your boat…then I read the sign…and now I want what I can’t have…
You want his crap, but you can’t have it.
It’s in his truck, but you can’t grab it.
Faith No More are BACK!
*squeeze*
Malcite no you’ve ignited the jealousy and envy in me, now I want all tha he has in this car, including lifetime supply of take out bags.
don’t you ppl know that EVERYONE wants to steal CRAP!
Why wouldn’t you put up a sign? DUH!!!
MY POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh noes, id totally steal his crap if it werent for that lovely and convincing sign
Does anybody know what MYCPAP is? Is it valuable?
(Am I the only one who that the R was a P at first glance?)
No, that’s an “r.” The tail just goes to the side.
That’s not a fail. That’s a big fat win.
It takes a lot of coolness to be as crazy as that.
My thoughts exactly. If I were a theif, I wouldnt steal from this vehicle!
*ahem* Thief.
THIS IS A WIN
I agree.
Won’t Work… Should have written it in Espanol.
HAHAHAHA
totally wins!
You just WANT to get your stuff stolen, don’t you?
Oh, man! I needed his crap to make pooptarts!
COMMENT WIN
imo, this looks alot like a win. thief comes up, reads the sign, and decides to leave this car alone because of its being filled with crap. good job truck owner
It was the smiley face that did it for me. If I was there, I’d leave a note on the pavement, similarly signed, expressing my gratitude.
In this way, we can come together as humanity to truly appreciate what each other has.
Does anyone else notice the face in the windshield? Or is that just me? ‘Cause i’d like to know…
No way that is a fail. That is a total NON-fail…
Please re-evaluate…
Thanks…
Clearly fail, as the letterheaded cardboard makes all signs point to ‘rich person who can afford to lettermark their cardboard’.
lol funny!
Actually, I think this is kind of a theft deterrent win. If I were going around stealing stuff from cars, I would totally pass this one up. The sign makes it too human. This might be the most ingenious security system EVER.
Reserve psychology WIN.
thanks its really good
I DON’T THINK THIS IS A FAIL.
I THINK THIS IS A WIN!
It doesn’t seem to be a FAIL. Rather its PASS; for such a weird idea.
BR,
Shubhamoy
http://shubhamoy.wordpress.com
I agree with the previous comment. This is a WIN !!
… timing fail
He must not want people to make pooptarts.
OH MY GOSH!! I thought I was the only failure with my window like that… HAHAHA!
this should be epic win, i’m sure that sign actually worked
Probably works in Canada.
I find this quite clever actually.
THATS TOTALLY A WIN!!! if i were a thief i woudnt steal from that guy. What he should have done though was he should have written please dont steal my shit bob. to all the other theifs it would have been like wtf and they would have walked away but then for that guy named bob he would have been like how did he know!!!
CLEARLY WIN!
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whatever works!