Comments on: Community Announcement Fail

By: llc

llc — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:18:16 +0000

what did they mean by this?

By: Алексей

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By: Ольга

Ольга — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:13:39 +0000

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By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:04:56 +0000

DONT TRY ANAL BEFORE CHRISTMAS

By: John

John — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:47:51 +0000

I tried anal on Christmas, but it really bothered everyone else who was opening presents.

By: Pepsi345

Pepsi345 — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:24:00 +0000

Bitter surprise?

By: Francisco

Francisco — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:11:22 +0000

…Because anals re-open on January 2nd

By: becky

becky — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:18:26 +0000

because the stuff after the semicolon is still part of the same
sentence. (or you can just use lowercase for everything, like me when i’m lazy.)

it’s = it is … it’s ships (it is ships)
its = possessive “anal sex has its downsides.” (not it is)

if you can’t tell, just rewrite the sentence with “it is” in place of
the “its”. if it doesn’t make sense, then you need to use “its”.
if it makes sense with “it is”, then you need to use “it’s”.

i want to nail this into the heads of everyone who has ever commented here/
yay grammar!

By: bradley

bradley — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:09:33 +0000

its meant to say dont try again before cristmas cos there selling houses

By: The Main Event

The Main Event — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:11:33 +0000

I can guarantee everyone that this is not a fake or Photoshop job. Not only because I use Photoshop all day as a freelance designer, but because the Country Oaks apartment complex is in my city. Not to mention, I saw the picture on a camera phone an hour after it was taken (by Sean P). It’s real.

By: Ferris Honeyquim

Ferris Honeyquim — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:01:47 +0000

“Don’t be a quitter, hit her in the shitter”

By: JAB_au

JAB_au — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:12:14 +0000

No they just want you to wait until after Christmas, it’s all good then.

By: athletic supporter

athletic supporter — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:28:09 +0000

no matter what, it’s always going to be before christmas. whether it’s dec 26th or apr 3rd. christmas is always on its way. it’s a catch-22 and they just don’t want anyone to be having fun.

By: Green

Green — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:48:47 +0000

I have to wait 9 whole months?!!!!

By: Roogie

Roogie — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:31:34 +0000

Sometimes the condom gets sucked in…

By: Debra

Debra — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:45:53 +0000

It might not be faked or rearranged. You never know what people are thinking. My sister’s job has her driving around town all the time and she took a picture of a church marquee on which was posted ‘God’s favorite word is come.’ It stayed there for weeks. We couldn’t believe someone wouldn’t clue them in!

By: nate

nate — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:10:59 +0000

flower ass or somethin?

By: Zellcorp

Zellcorp — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:14:51 +0000

Why not? Because you shouldnt unwrap your presents before xmas

By: Ferris Allen Irrving Lison

Ferris Allen Irrving Lison — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:57:19 +0000

I guess god is watching.
……….PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: TemporaryDefaultPassword

TemporaryDefaultPassword — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:26:36 +0000

This bothered me for a whole day – I think it’s supposed to say “Don’t try CANAL before Christmas.” As in, the Canal probably won’t be frozen enough for walking or skating until after Christmas, so don’t try otherwise you’ll end up in a pic on failblog stuck in a hole in the ice.

By: in your mouth

in your mouth — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:48:23 +0000

xD what a retard…

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:55:22 +0000

but it does leave us a big HOLE to fill in our schedule

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:50:10 +0000

they must have removed a letter or something.
or maybe 7 letters.

By: BondFan4518

BondFan4518 — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:26:27 +0000

*signs vigourously*
Good riddance!

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:34:01 +0000

Santa will give you coal.

By: Prom

Prom — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:58:49 +0000

Is this a Catholic apartment complex? If not, it seems it should be…

By: Seddah

Seddah — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:08:20 +0000

It’s always after Christmas here

By: czuhc

czuhc — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:48:58 +0000

THAT’s why I like German so much! (not many share my opinion though, but I suspect they’re still biased by the unfortunate events of last century).
I had a German teacher in highschool who read some excerpts from Steppenwolf the first day of the schoolyear. I remember him reading
“Hermine sah mir zärtlich in die Augen,…”.
That’s when I fell in love with German.

By: SomeIrk

SomeIrk — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:03:27 +0000

Hmm it appears that Opie is a bit lost here. The stupidity blog is 3 blogs over. Trolls are not allowed here.. Please leave and don’t come back. And that come is nothing you should be worried about. It is a bit too adult for you.

By: Adjective

Adjective — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:38:01 +0000

Like pooptart?

By: Adjective

Adjective — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:37:07 +0000

Pooptart?

By: EtymologicalDisaster

EtymologicalDisaster — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:46:44 +0000

*helps jam spoon*

By: dbag

dbag — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:29:36 +0000

LOL

By: RaptorJesus

RaptorJesus — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:59:47 +0000

the constant threat that ur dad, who bends u over a barrel and takes you every night, might have SUPER HERPES!!!!!!!!!

By: beerdrinker

beerdrinker — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:02:24 +0000

And by “nest below this level” they mean “try anal.”

By: LK

LK — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:35:12 +0000

i cant get my gf to try it before or after christmas!!

By: drb

drb — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:55:38 +0000

Could be someone switched all the letters around rather than removing any.

Um… “Dont betray Neal for Christmas?” No, wait, I don’t think that’s quite it.

By: Bob-H

Bob-H — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:18:55 +0000

Just to sound boring… It looks like there was a letter before the word “anal”. My guess is that it originally read “DO NOT TRY CANAL BEFORE CHRISTMAS” — maybe a bridge was flooded or something.

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:09:53 +0000

Also, the board is locked, you can see the locks at the top and bottom of the right side

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:08:03 +0000

This is crazy, I live in Country Oaks (Knoxville, TN) but I never saw the sign say this. shopped?

By: KKA

KKA — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:05:48 +0000

Most posts are an obvious mistake, and you can tell what the original message was supposed to be.

I can NOT figure out what they were trying to say. What was the legitimate message that got mucked in such a wonderful way?

By: zephyr40k

zephyr40k — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:34:03 +0000

‘Tis better ti give than to get…

By: zephyr40k

zephyr40k — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:32:20 +0000

Cologne? For Christmas? Thanks! Now where should I apply it….

By: zephyr40k

zephyr40k — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:24:23 +0000

You’re pining for the days when you used to get stuck in the back and then do crank? Dang, that sounds like some holiday.

By: zephyr40k

zephyr40k — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:22:43 +0000

An Anal Sex Rampage? Now that would be something, at the mall.

By: mr devil45

mr devil45 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:45:02 +0000

you forgot pastafarianism!
its “holidays” at that time!
happy holidays!

By: John

John — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:43:45 +0000

Holy shit mate that’s exactly what I was going to post

By: LEILA

LEILA — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:51:20 +0000

CUZ he is a party pooper……….no pun intended.

By: TROLL

TROLL — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:40:10 +0000

MUAHHAHAHA ILL ANAL RAPE YOU ALL

By: eowyn_2

eowyn_2 — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:38:09 +0000

Yes there’s a name for the back of the knee: popliteal fossa.

I suppose, depending on how you said it, it could be rude…