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Why not?
Country Oaks doesn’t know what they’re missing.
“Better in than out I always say!”
“One in the bum, no harm done”
“One in the hole…
YOU BETTER BE WEARING A CONDOM!”
Why?
Why not?. . . . wait what? No, I didn’t say anything about anything.
Um, are you serious?
because you´ll get butt rabies
CUZ he is a party pooper……….no pun intended.
the constant threat that ur dad, who bends u over a barrel and takes you every night, might have SUPER HERPES!!!!!!!!!
xD what a retard…
Sometimes the condom gets sucked in…
“Don’t be a quitter, hit her in the shitter”
LOL
Doesn’t leave a whole lotta time…
Depends on what year we’re talking…
but it does leave us plenty of free holes… yuk yuk
but it does leave us a big HOLE to fill in our schedule
It will ruin the surprise?
pickle surprise?
a sour surprise?
a salty surprise?
An unsavoury surprise I’m betting.
a sweet suprise?
Country Oaks is giving out shatterproof ornaments to all their tenants this year.
*Hangs effigy of Santa over front door of community center*
*looks for Holy soap*
Did someone take my holy soap? Country Oaks was asking for donations.
When you do anal, and you do it fast enough and good enough and it’s tight enough, you will automagically obtain holy soap.
or start a fire.
I’m reasonably certain that I didn’t want to know that.
And by “nest below this level” they mean “try anal.”
Bitter surprise?
I suspect so you don’t knock over your Christmas tree if things get a bit out of control. You don’t want to ruin the kids’ holiday by destroying the Christmas tree due to wild, uncontrolled anal sex.
It always turns out like that does it not, not matter what you are doing it always turns into anal sex beside the Christmas tree… A darn the “Holiday” Tree.
no matter what, it’s always going to be before christmas. whether it’s dec 26th or apr 3rd. christmas is always on its way. it’s a catch-22 and they just don’t want anyone to be having fun.
because it’s a pain in the ass!
Looks like your ass needs more training. Come over here.
Santa might be watching!
Holy shit mate that’s exactly what I was going to post
Santa will give you coal.
No they just want you to wait until after Christmas, it’s all good then.
I don’t think I can wait that long.
but you’ll give it a try… right?
Not with sheep!
not with creeps!
looks like it’s a long time till xmas… won’t be easy!
Once you get tired of the first hole…
you have to get to the next one.
Tired of the first!?
Hey, doing about 53 poses over and over again get kinda boring.
Think of it this way – it’s after last Christmas so I think you’re safe.
*hmmmmm… checks calendar…*
Every day is Christmas!
*remembers days of working in a mall having to listen to Christmas music all day every day for all of November and December* NooOOooOoooO!!!
I was usually ripping my hair out by the second week of listing to that music.
Really? Wow you’re so tolerant!
I would’ve gone on a rampage!
Well I had to keep my cool in front of the customers.
So you rip thier hair instead?
Why? Keeping your job is soooo overrated.
Good strategy you got there. Tell Obama to spread the message.
*yawns*
*scratches*
*squeezes*
*nests below this level*
*festoons*
*delights*
*pounces, then dances!*
Joyful were the days I could do stock in the back and crank up my iPod to drown out the Christmas music (and I hated stock).
*Steps out of cab onto street corner dressed in a red suit*
*Sets up a donation pot*
Ho! Ho! Ho!
*Rings bell*
(It is my favorite time of year.)
*leans out of red car with carboard sign for a window*
*Squeeze*
Eurgh, what the hell is this crap in the car?
*runs away to get showered*
Someone’s been leaving you pooptarts?
I think I just lost my breakfast.
You’re pining for the days when you used to get stuck in the back and then do crank? Dang, that sounds like some holiday.
An Anal Sex Rampage? Now that would be something, at the mall.
Dunno about the US, but in Germany it’s always Wham’s “Last Christmas”. All the time, everywhere, since I can remember. Makes me want to torture someone.
Anal might work
Arthur, it’s the same in Japan. Before I came here (from Canada), I think the only Wham! song I knew was “Wake me up before you Go Go.”
how sad you can remember Wham, in britain we have drawn a discreet veil over tha whole 80′s thing, and how apt that the thread is about anal sex and you have started talking about george michael!!!!
the one christmas song that has me (i believe the phrase for our US friends is) going postal is ALED JONES singing that bloody song about a snowman – if you have not heard it i congratulate you.
My favourite of all time though is Fairytale of New York
The song that has me (i believe the phrase is…) Going Postal is “walking in the air” by Aled Jones. Don’t know if you had that in the USA , if not you are bloody lucky.
my fav xmas song is airytale of New York, i could listen to that all day.
how apt, a fail about anal sex and the discussion includes wham and george michael!!!
try October…We tear down the haloween decorations, put them on clearance before the end of the month, and we have Christmas up already….oh, god, I hate christmas
in january in britain you could buy Easter eggs. comericialism fail?
…except if you’re Jewish!
Then it’s Hanukkah forever!
…except if you’re a witch!
Then it’s Solstices forever!
What about Kwanzaa forever?
Solstices Forever!!! and an equinox here and there…
you forgot pastafarianism!
its “holidays” at that time!
happy holidays!
So, those poor Jews never get anal?
Nope. Everyday is HALLOWEEN.
What the deuce is that supposed to say?
My sentiments exactly
Not mine.
My sentiments are somewhat cinnamony, with a hint of Polo Double Black.
Hmm! Mine tend to be somewhat tart.
Just tell me they aren’t pooptart…
Of course not! My sentiments aren’t sh*tty!
Hee! Sowwy, I couldn’t help myself.
Pooptart?
Like pooptart?
This bothered me for a whole day – I think it’s supposed to say “Don’t try CANAL before Christmas.” As in, the Canal probably won’t be frozen enough for walking or skating until after Christmas, so don’t try otherwise you’ll end up in a pic on failblog stuck in a hole in the ice.
first!
*thwaps*
Er, how about, no.
No, you should definitely wait for the second coming before trying that.
Which way should we try it for the first coming?
Your coming or hers?
Should always be mutual.
I agree.
Hmm it appears that Opie is a bit lost here. The stupidity blog is 3 blogs over. Trolls are not allowed here.. Please leave and don’t come back. And that come is nothing you should be worried about. It is a bit too adult for you.
I’d rather not try it at all.
I bet Mr. Cuddles thinks different of you.
Whoa buddy, don’t bring that up.
He won’t, he’ll put it down there.
you think it has something to do with the cold?
Anal=isolation
well, i see your point
Because things shrink in the cold? I see your line of thought.
But doesn’t it get colder after Christmas?
That’s why you wait till after christmas.
Maybe it’s the frostbite?
This is a really bizarre theory imho xD
Country oaks are way too darn strict for me.
Why haven’t you been banned from this site yet?
Makes me wonder too.
Goes to show there is no justice in the world.
I think Closet is bi-polar. A prick one minute and a wee bit funny the next.
If there’s a tiny and not too beautiful flower in front of a giant mountain – which one is getting your attention? He’s a prick, period.
*squeeze!*
Is this some sort of Zen question ?
As king, I wouldn’t allow it.
I will not be mocked!
*points and laughs*
At both of you.
Ok, smart ass. This is not funny anymore. Come to think of it, it never was.
*points and laughs some more*
Point and laugh at me all you want. Just don’t associate me with him.
He does make a good troll though…
I make a good King Troll!
I wonder what role Santa has to play in all this… maybe this was his idea…
anal before christmas = a big lump of what appears to be coal on your part
anal before christmas = the secret code for more presents… LOL you don’t know that… country oaks wants it all for themselves!
I wonder what hole Santa has to play in. . .
I think he prefers that secret 3rd hole, the one you can only see if you look at it just right like the entrance to Hogwarts. *points* There it is, right behind the knee.
haha thats my favorite hole
Is that why there is no name for the back of the knee? It’s too rude to mention!
Yes there’s a name for the back of the knee: popliteal fossa.
I suppose, depending on how you said it, it could be rude…
hmmmm, i think that would be the 4th hole. 1)front 2)back 3)mouth…….well, acording to ‘Family guy’ there’s always the ear to concider.
Santa = Rapist? ;o
Oh god that’s hot.
Santa is a rapper??
Yeah and he’s got biatch dwarfs, but that’s secret too
Gives new meaning to the Yule log…
Santa wants that sucker burning all night long!
Whoa I think I’ll just stay locked in my room for Christmas.
Santa likes a little bit of a struggle.
I bet he does. Toys aren’t the only think he keeps in his sack.
The E.T. finger toy?
Only for those who waited…
I like the new avatar.
I like your avatar too, wolfgangmunzerl2.
OMGosh dude thats the funnies thing I ever seen.
RT
http://www.anonymity.us.tc
Aaaah it’s that guy that’s always spamming his URL everywherez saying that this is the funniest thing he has ever done.
So after christmas it is okay?
Mr. Cuddles, There’s a cue
It’s always after (last year’s) Christmas, it’s a trick question which Santa uses to poke your holes.
What is that even supposed to be?
Anal sex means penetrating someones arsehole. You’re welcome!
*chokes on tea*
Aaaaaaaah, dying.
That was worth it though.
So funny.
lMAO
Quick get him, he’s laughing his ass open.
Whose arsehole are you?
Maul halten, Fickfehler.
Herr Flick?!
You have a lovely way with words.
Were you a big fan of the game ‘Another World’, or does your name refer to something else? Another World was ace, but I always died four screens in
Sorry, just had a Flashback there
The memories Fade To Black.
(I was amused)
*Roles credits*
For the record, I chuckled.
*rides in on a cloud of a billion teeny tiny squeezes*
*gathers them together into one giant SQUEEEZE for the Moomin*
*hops on pogo stick and exits stage left*
BOING BOING BOING BOING…!
*decorates the house christmas-style*
Merry christmas everybody!
*passes gifts*
Oh no you’re a freak! GET OUT.
*Dials 911*
Its his house. We should get out. (While the gettin’s good)
*opens gift*
Thanks Arthur, you shouldn’t have… This will come in handy with the trolls.
Only the best is good enough for you, Admiral! Have you noticed, if you press that button *points* it can also be used as a whip.
Oh my…
*looks at Arthur askance*
Be gentle. *grin!*
For the trolls! For torturing them!
*trembles nervously*
*throws whip into swamp*
*snorkity*
In that case, the button should turn it into an industrial-strength spatula.
They do tend to stick after a good charring.
Hee!
So sorry fellas if I ever insulted you or did anything wrong for you.
I got banned so yeah I guess I’ll stop visiting failblog for now.
So sorry and have a nice life.
Closet don’t leave us.
April’s fool <:
You’re a day early.
So does this mean he has to leave now?
No, Not really.
I almost believed him. I’ve seen it so often that banned people say goodbye.
I actually meant the sorry part anyhow
Yea, sure you did.
Really.
I was in Menstruation.
*Slap Chops*
Hee!
I’ll go get the ShamWow.
Date Fail.
Thats what the last chick I went out with told me..
Get your facts straight;
Its ships.
Get you apostrophes straight;
the correct way is IT’S
But hey, You gotta hand it to me-
I got the Semi-Colon right.
You capitalized after the semicolon. That’s wrong.
How so?
With needle and thread.
Luddite. They have machines for that sort of thing now.
Traditionnnn!
*Shrugs* Meh.
because the stuff after the semicolon is still part of the same
sentence. (or you can just use lowercase for everything, like me when i’m lazy.)
it’s = it is … it’s ships (it is ships)
its = possessive “anal sex has its downsides.” (not it is)
if you can’t tell, just rewrite the sentence with “it is” in place of
the “its”. if it doesn’t make sense, then you need to use “its”.
if it makes sense with “it is”, then you need to use “it’s”.
i want to nail this into the heads of everyone who has ever commented here/
yay grammar!
Leave my colon alone!
Cologne? For Christmas? Thanks! Now where should I apply it….
actually he’s a pedo-beastiallity guy.
I bet he ment “chick” as in a baby chicken.
*meant
Good morning you too
True, I bet he’s a fool every month.
The rotten egg of Easter!
Santa wants to come down your chimney.
Santa wants to put his plum in your pudding.
Santa wants to fill your pink-stocking with egg-nog.
And so on…
Christmas Carol WIN.
I cant believe he just called ‘Anus’ a pink stocking……..
That made me gag a little.
I feel violating just being in this commentary.
I feel violating just visting this website.
Which is really why you keep coming back, right?
Exactly
Well, we can always substitute with oral.
not so funny when people change the words themselves.
Nope. That’s how the sign was meant to be read. It’s a very traditional community.
And we all know that Analday is the 29th of December.
Tis the real start to the New Year!
I thought you’re supposed to see a doctor after four hours? Three days is impressive, yet scary.
It’s a marathon in many ways.
*shrugs*
When in Greece.
You can wait til the 29th? I was going to suggest Boxing Day.
…Which would make it Thinking-outside-the-”box”-ing Day.
but seriously, what was the sign actually trying to say instead of anal? did everybody but me figure it out? or is nobody trying to figure it out because it’s so random?
Its ‘Don’t try eatting little kids before Christmas’
Happy now?
Have some pooptarts instead.
Anal > Pooptarts
Eating shit or getting shit all over your penis aye?
You had to go there.
I’m done. -_-;
*Laughs hard*
It must be because it’s c
ount-ry Oaks. Afetr Christmas, they change the name.*After
*squeeze*
Are you a sleepy cat?
Er… yeah, that’s what it is.
*yawn*
(Actually, I’m rather frustrated. Half my posts have been eaten today.)
*tickles behind ears*
Yeah, I get them days as well. But a message saying ‘my posts aren’t showing’ always show. Although I normally find it happens after Arthur mentions sausages.
I would never mention sausages! Oh wait…
Testing
HA! :tonguestuckoutfaceineverrememberthewordfor:
Damn!
The sausage embargo is broken.
*dances*
Sausages for all!
*dances along*
razz
TYVM
*squeeze*
You’re welcome!
“Isn’t there an ‘O’ in ‘country’?”
“No.”
If you do it right, you get an “O.”
Sometimes even a Standing “O”
But thats only if you live inside Russia.
‘Tis better ti give than to get…
Hello there, FailBlog’s community!
It’s the first time I comment on one of your shots (although I love the majority of them 
). Back to topic:
I think that they have an industry that opposed the lubes’ one… That’s why they suggest that.
Hello! *waves*
*also waves*
*hands Moon 3 tickets to FAIL “E” rides*
I’m discovering that fewer and fewer people even remember the ticket system. I referenced that to some of my friends last week and out of 8 people, not one got it. Really takes the joy out of making a clever metaphor if you have to explain it.
Get back to that tunnel you originally came in from.
Why don’t you crawl back to the gutter you slithered from.
*points to the picture*
Sir go jump off the clock tower.
I suspect we’d probably have to push him; he doesn’t strike me as the brave type.
But it could be arranged, I’m sure.
*volunteers*
*brings some used duct tape*
You slither off gutters?
I didnt get the memo.
No! It’s really cold, dark and creepy down there… I find the sky more… interesting. And a nice view to write my poem.
Lalala~
Dear MoonLightGr89,
I am deeply regretful for having to me the bastard, who names himself “Closet.
He has no life, whatsoever, and is one of the worst out there in FAIL Blog.
Once again, I am deeply regretful for you having to meet such a monster as Closet.
Hope to hear you again,
wolfgangmunzerl2
xoxo
You get a FALCON PUNCH!
NOT AGAIN
Guess what time it is?
*dresses up as a troll*
‘Dressing up as a troll and stuff’ time?
No you moron, get your costume on and prepare for the trolling.
*Stooge slap*
You two depress me so much.
Cutting wrists is the best way to get over depression you know.
Two?
Hmmm…
*ponders*
Dunno if two is necessary if you cut the 1st wrist skillfully…
SOOOO many good ways to use a sharp knife, and so little time
I think there’s a different pairing.
I’m back!
Hi! Don’t pay attention to that rotten little thing above ^.
Hi there! Of course not, I know exactly how trolls think.
They THINK?
Yes we do.
Actually they think. They have Paris Hilton’s brain cells.
I’m highly intelligent. Don’t make fun off my anorexic brain cells.
It wasn’t towards you. Honest. Just no-lifer forum trolls.
Hmm. I meant Closet, of course.
Closet or me?
Late entry >O
Darn
I’m not sure about you so far.
Im deeply offended.
While I doubt it, I sincerely hope so.
Welcome
Somebody is getting KY in their christmas stocking….
I don’t know if it’s such a good idea to deny all those men their anal sex till after Christmas. I mean, there’s no saying what they will get in their heads when the Christmas turkey is served.
That’s not bread sauce!
Still, a really yummy one.
Too salty.
That’s true. x.x If you don’t like the smell it leaves on your mouth, do it a
)
few more times. You get used to it. (Remember! It isn’t necessary to
swallow it. Only if you like.
Wow are you funny.
This sign has been doctored
Hmmm, maybe but I see no visible repairs.
There is that Band-Aid near the bottom. It’s just off screen, though.
yeah by the proctologist!!
Can I advertise songs here, by the way?
I think not.
Is it against the rules?
Not sure,
But Iv’e seen mods deleting comments involving any kind of linking.
You can rearrange apartment signs to advertise your songs.
It’s best to just sing them here.
Don’t be too verbose, though – we have our limits.
For example, “Closet” exceeded our limits at least two days ago, and we’ll be starting to ignore him soon; right now we’re still enjoying tossing him about, but we do tire of that quickly.
I propose a petition to ban Closet!
Sign by replying this comment and completely ignoring any future comment made by him!
I refuse to comment here. I don’t even know who Closet is…
God, Im only trying to get one or two good laughs…
-O-
Du bist wirklich das dümmste Schwein, das ich hier jemals gesehen habe. Das will was heißen. Du verhurte kleine Drecksfotze solltest der Welt einen Gefallen tun und dich erschießen. Kein Mensch braucht dich, keiner will dich – und das wird sich angesichts deiner primitiven, armseligen, vorurteilsbehafteten Haltung (der jeder Sechsjährige überlegen ist) auch NIEMALS ändern. Erspare dir, uns und der ganzen Welt weiteres Leid und spring von ‘ner Brücke. Einer hohen. Du Arschloch.
Beethoven’s 9th, 4th movement??
I changed the lyrics a little.
That’s OK, he’s dead, he won’t mind…
wow that was unnecessary…
wow that was unnecessary…
You just replied to Closet one comment ago, and he is one of the worst trolls that ever existed, do yourself a favour and sign the petition!
Atleast my avatar is NOT a beveled button that changes colours daily.
Lol ouch. x.x
*signs*
*Takes Sidhe Cat’s pen, and throws it away* No! Don’t be so mean…
Every person is good in my opinion.
<3
You can’t love me… You just met me. o.O And besides… I’m married. Sowwy.
You SERIOUSLY married?
I thought the average age of failbloggers is 16.
Average, lol. I’m 20.
*signs*
Way to make me feel ancient.
*signs*
I didn’t sign with a pen. I signed with blood. Sidhe blood.
Why would you hurt yourself anyways? That’s not wise, you know… :S
*Signs*
It will not be easy though.
*signs*
Just a minute…
Ok, done.
*signs*
Ahhh, it all becomes clear.
Like your style.
Had to do that once.
I know of no other person who has Tourette’s syndrome only in his native language. Congrats.
Ich kann auch sehr höflich sein. Wenn ich mir Mühe gebe. Eine ausgesprochen aparte Mütze tragen Sie übrigens, werter Herr. Empfehle mich.
*Verbeugung*
THAT’s why I like German so much! (not many share my opinion though, but I suspect they’re still biased by the unfortunate events of last century).
I had a German teacher in highschool who read some excerpts from Steppenwolf the first day of the schoolyear. I remember him reading
“Hermine sah mir zärtlich in die Augen,…”.
That’s when I fell in love with German.
*signs*
jam spoons
*helps jam spoon*
Signs.
Signs for BOGGY too!
There is no Closet.
*signs*
*sign, sign, pass*
*signs*
*flushes water closet*
*signs*
*signs*
*signs*
*signs vigourously*
Good riddance!
I EAT POO FOR BREAKFAST.
I lol’d.
Really? Hmmm….
….
Bloody…
*breaths in and out*
There, there…
*pat pat pat*
You might like pooptarts.
FAKE
No, it’s real.
No, its not…
lol!!!
That really is a post Christmas kind of event. I have to agree here
It can’t be fake… It looks so…realistic. O.O
I’m thinking this would be a great song title for a Country/Western holiday tune.
I removed the link, just in case.
Maybe that’s where she’s hiding the presents for the kids?
*chuckles a bit*
You guys really think I have no feelings at all?
That I’m not being offended by 20 people signing that stupid petition?
Well, Enjoy your effing life and thanks alot.
Let’s see… maybe I created this petition because you offended 20+ people? And keeps on doing it?
Yeah but I had no intention to actually offend anyone, I was being sarcastic.
Unlike you..
We already warned you hundreds of times before that you are offensive and not funny. This is the only way to stop your trolling now.
By what?
Trying to ruin my mood?
Well then you got it.
Hypocrite.
Hey dude, you can’t chalk this one up to sarcasm. You DID mean to offend people. I believe a lot of people were unbelievably patient with you, and you pissed away all of it. Take some bloody responsibility for your own actions.
Offended, annoyed and alienated 20+ people.
I find it hard to believe that ‘Alienating’ is an actual verb.
Look it up.
*hurls this comment back up to the other thread*
Alright…this comment was at the bottom when I commented…*fails*
The comments do that sometimes. No fail, at least not on your part.
I see the troll is going for the “Poor me, pity me!” angle now.
Pfft.
Hey! Didn’t you all forget something?
*waves with petition*
That’s applicable to direct replies.
I signed it, Arthur, but I would be more than happy to sign it again!
And again and again and again and again…
The poor me pity thing…is just another way to draw us in.
I actually regret saying anything…
Nah, I appreciated what you said, Malicite. I’m a big believer in personal accountability and responsibility. I respect you for saying that.
*Personally accounts for his response ability*
*SQUEEZE*
It is sporadic at best.
Well it is.
From Merriam-Webster’s Online dictionary:
Main Entry: alien•ate
Pronunciation: \ā-lē-ə-nāt, āl-yə-\
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): alien•at•ed; alien•at•ing
Date: circa 1509
1 : to make unfriendly, hostile, or indifferent especially where attachment formerly existed 2 : to convey or transfer (as property or a right) usually by a specific act rather than the due course of law 3 : to cause to be withdrawn or diverted
synonyms see estrange
Hey, look at the recent comments – someone just responded to the “tell us your most epic money failure” long after the contest ended. I think that person should win.
They should win something at least!
Maybe extra brain cells?
Then they might have enough to realize what a waste it was .
I would hate to burst their bubble…
Hahaha Skwerlly…I clicked your name… that made me gag on my water.
Well dont forget, Mary was only a virgin if you don’t count anal….
(_o_)
hehe…
1ND ON 2ST PAGE OMG I HAVE SUCH A LARGE PENIS @$!$!
Let’s see…
FAIL #1: “Don’t steal my CRAP”
FAIL #2: POOP tarts
FAIL #3: “No ANAL before x-mas”
.
Hmm…
I’m sensing a pattern here…
I wonder what the next one’ll be.
One too many “s”s in “as”?
…just FB getting all its shit together.
Good one, mrn!
*Snickers*
300 something comments of someone removing letters from
the sign, try to figure the missing letters you tards lol.
Dont try canal before Christmas?
Its too hot there?
IT’S*
It’s true, over 300 posts and we still haven’t solved this!
*Hangs head in shame*
I just solved it, Damnit.
*Self Applauds*
Don’t try Banal? that would be too boring!
Don’t try lanal? – pallindromes forever!
Could be someone switched all the letters around rather than removing any.
Um… “Dont betray Neal for Christmas?” No, wait, I don’t think that’s quite it.
Soooo…After Christmas is okay then.
Gotta wait until Xmas to open that “present”
dailygifblog.com
DB
Should it be a New Years Resolution instead?
To remember: don’t drink and watch Failblog. Ever.
This comes from an expert..?
Keep in mind that after christmass you may!
Because you cannot simultaneously prepare for and prevent anal sex. I think Einstein said that.
Can anyone estimate how many letters were removed to leave only anal evidence? I need help solving this.
Too late.
Maybe it was supposed to say “Don’t Try Panel Before Christmas”…
Like, maybe there was a panel that made some goofy rules that were illegal and they were going on trial for it but it was around Christmas so the tenants didn’t want to ruin Christmas for them and they were asking for it to be postponed ’till after Christmas…
If that’s the case, it’s also a spelling fail – as in Panal…
Or maybe it actually says what it’s supposed to.
MUAHHAHAHA ILL ANAL RAPE YOU ALL
Most posts are an obvious mistake, and you can tell what the original message was supposed to be.
I can NOT figure out what they were trying to say. What was the legitimate message that got mucked in such a wonderful way?
This is crazy, I live in Country Oaks (Knoxville, TN) but I never saw the sign say this. shopped?
Also, the board is locked, you can see the locks at the top and bottom of the right side
Just to sound boring… It looks like there was a letter before the word “anal”. My guess is that it originally read “DO NOT TRY CANAL BEFORE CHRISTMAS” — maybe a bridge was flooded or something.
i cant get my gf to try it before or after christmas!!
It’s always after Christmas here
Is this a Catholic apartment complex? If not, it seems it should be…
they must have removed a letter or something.
or maybe 7 letters.
I guess god is watching.
……….PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why not? Because you shouldnt unwrap your presents before xmas
flower ass or somethin?
It might not be faked or rearranged. You never know what people are thinking. My sister’s job has her driving around town all the time and she took a picture of a church marquee on which was posted ‘God’s favorite word is come.’ It stayed there for weeks. We couldn’t believe someone wouldn’t clue them in!
I have to wait 9 whole months?!!!!
I can guarantee everyone that this is not a fake or Photoshop job. Not only because I use Photoshop all day as a freelance designer, but because the Country Oaks apartment complex is in my city. Not to mention, I saw the picture on a camera phone an hour after it was taken (by Sean P). It’s real.
its meant to say dont try again before cristmas cos there selling houses
…Because anals re-open on January 2nd
I tried anal on Christmas, but it really bothered everyone else who was opening presents.
DONT TRY ANAL BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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what did they mean by this?