They’re re-enacting the Mary Whitehouse Experience.
Red shirt: You see that woman, bending over the car.
Blue shirt: I am aware of her
Red: That’s your mum that is. That’s what she does, she dry humps cars.
Blue Shirt: Does not!
Red Shirt: Does so! And she does it soaking wet covered with bubbles!
Blue Shirt: Does not!
Red Shirt: Does too! And once my daddy got between her and the car to make her stop and she didn’t stop until they went inside to get out of their wet clothes and they locked me outside while they showered the bubbles off of each other! So there!
See that flub over there, that’s your swimming pool that is, in your garden. Oh look there’s your mother. *Makes swimming movements with arms*
Moomin that was hell-a funny. *Squeeze*
Meanwhile, in other news: we found the snake under and around the fireplace insert, which is a woodstove – good thing we haven’t had any fires in the last coupla weeks.
Took us two hours to coax him out with a dead mouse
Ok, I’m gearing up for a weekend of travel. Clickie for the story of why. I still have a bunch of bits and pieces to get together and all buy for the trip and getting the folks in my family to agree to do that is next to impossible.
Good luck Avis, and just wanted to let you know you are a ray of hope to us all here on FB. I hope the other don’t mind me speaking well of you on their behalf. Wishing you all the best.
man, at least there were more posts than usual that have something to do with the picture. you guys could try one of the many instant messaging programs available for free…
Without a doubt it’s photoshopped, it comes from a blog all about
photoshopping, but if anything that makes it WORSE. What were they
thinking leaving such a picture on the screen (or putting one there).
Yes, I plan to make the best of the concentration
camp he sends me to, by playing along, pretending
to be re-educated and then become a butt kissing
lackey by making and selling adoring soap carvings
of the Glorious Leader. Hail to the Chief! :wink:
but why woudl that website toddlerbeds.com allow that to be on their website??
it’s just making themselves look bad because if you actually look through t
website it’s a website for children’s furniture.
I wonder if someone with that company did the photoshopping.
You’re better at typing accents than me. I struggle to type in a Yorkshire accent which is embarassing.
I take the Mikey D everywhere! But yeah, that’s probably a bad thing.
I do, I have no real accent. I tend to take on the accents of people I talk to. An Irish lad I went to uni with thought I was from Ireland, and a mate’s mum thought I was Scottish. *shrugs*
Closet are you really that boring that you have to literally spend your days trying to make others as miserable as yourself? I’ve been reading your comments over the past week or so…and you’re not funny. You’re just crying out for some form of attention. Get therapy or whatever it is you are lacking and stop acting like a complete jerkoff. Life is way to short.
Oh dear… Gotta love the wild weather of spring. Luckily…
all we got was a nasty line of super cell storms which dumped around a quarter of an inch of hail stones. Pretty nifty!
lulz: A corruption of LOL. Often used to denote humor at another person’s expense. Can be used as a noun — e.g. “for the lulz” (“for laughs”/”for the hell of it”). According to a New York Times article about Internet trolling, “lulz means the joy of disrupting another’s emotional equilibrium.” It is derived from the 4chan community.
Some of them get censored for no readily apparent reason. Happened to me earlier when me and Arthur mentioned sausages.
Congrats on the multiplayer! I caught you on a previous fail!
By the way, I have already a fail pic in my files and I’m tempted to post it later. But I don’t know if I should, because it’s a motivational poster I have created. Plus, you don’t really call it real life fail…more like internet-fail.
It does that when the last fail of the day is coming up, sometimes. Everyone tries to get that coveted position. Or to keep the trolls from getting it.
Actually, the store used this picture until blogs (and reviews for the product) started commenting on it, whereby the graphic designer promptly replaced the offending portion.
This isn’t FAIL because you added the FAIL yourself, you twat.
Obviously you like ComputerDesks.com, and it seems little boys. You were drawn to the image of the two boys on the computer, which is used to show model LXR076, the Wide Two Shelf Workstation (http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm); however, you must have liked the name “Petite Computer Desk” from item LXR005 (http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-desks/childrens-desks/petitecomputerdesk.cfm), so you used the image from the Two Shelf Workstation on the Petite Desk Page. Still not funny though, right? But once you flexed your photoshop, you thought you had something funny, and here we are. You also probably thought “Nobody will ever know.”
Well I know and now so does everyone else. This shouldnt be called Computer Desk Ad Fail, it should be called “FAIL BLOG POST FAIL”
oh shit it’s real google petite computer desk and look at the first one
XD
they totally changed the picture to some little girl on the actual website though
Aside from the monitor, you can’t forget that the actual product’s design is a huge fail. Unless of course you WANT your kids to develop RSI in every joint at an early age =D
To those who say it was photoshopped, I can verify this originally appeared on the site linked to from Photoshop Disasters; it was changed after being featured on that site.
It’s obviously a photoshop. Those computers are from the early to mid 90’s, a well as the kids’ haircuts, plus the Honda Civic in the picture is from the early 2000’s :p
It is very ironic that on a blog about ‘Fails’, they have failed miserably, and they have made a photoshop disaster from a pic on a blog about photoshop disasters. This picture originally appeared on a blog called PsD: Photoshop Disasters, and FailBlog stole the picture and posted it on their blog, and, living up to their name, BADLY edited out their watermark! At the bottom of the picture, it originally said ‘http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com’. Ironic. This is a fail alright, it’s a failed fail. It is very bad if you even fail to fail!
HAHAHAHA! Boys will be boys!
I think they’re men now! HAHAHA!
No “it” (whatever you consider the picture) makes them less of whatever they are now because they aren’t really getting anything from it.
says you… IMHO they’re ordering
No, the red shirted kid is asking the blue shirted kid if that is his mother.
They’re re-enacting the Mary Whitehouse Experience.
Red shirt: You see that woman, bending over the car.
Blue shirt: I am aware of her
Red: That’s your mum that is. That’s what she does, she dry humps cars.
Blue Shirt: Does not!
Red Shirt: Does so!
Blue Shirt: Does not!
Red Shirt: Does so! And she does it soaking wet covered with bubbles!
Blue Shirt: Does not!
Red Shirt: Does too! And once my daddy got between her and the car to make her stop and she didn’t stop until they went inside to get out of their wet clothes and they locked me outside while they showered the bubbles off of each other! So there!
Red Shirt: She takes showers with a of people, last week the milkman, yesterday the mail man. She likes to keep clean I guess.
Blue Shirt: Does not!
Clicky to see what I was referencing.
See that flub over there, that’s your swimming pool that is, in your garden. Oh look there’s your mother. *Makes swimming movements with arms*
Moomin that was hell-a funny. *Squeeze*
Glad you liked it
You see this, this is my drink. And you can’t have any of it.
*squeeze*
I forgot to mention..
Your dad called me this morning.
give me a p, give me a h, give me an o, give me a t…………u get it, PHOTOSHOP!
I think Red is trying to finger her
Hehe. Forgotten all about that show.
Nice Avatar!
They did learn something!
Look at where the brown hair kid is pointing.
I think they know where “the spot” is.
I bet they’re wondering what that enlargement in their pants is.
OH MY! LOL!
looks like the kid is pointing out an enlargement in HER pants
Wait a second, what is ths “spot” your talking about?
Wait a second, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Unfortunately, he’s 30.
30 Year Old Virgin?
hours/days/ weeks/ months? obviously not years, but…
I know! It’s just behind the left ear isn’t it?
FYI im not 30, my age is personal so i dont tell people, but idc now, im shfifty-five years old. jk, my age is personal
oh they are getting something from its a boner
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Meanwhile, in other news: we found the snake under and around the fireplace insert, which is a woodstove – good thing we haven’t had any fires in the last coupla weeks.
Took us two hours to coax him out with a dead mouse
*still hiding in the glass box with Avis* Are you sure he’s locked up nice and tight now?
Yep, he’s locked in. Ate 3 mice, too, so he’s probably not in the mood for small birds or SQUEEZY cuddlers.
I’m glad you found him!
Not as glad as Avis and I are!
No kidding!!
*breathes sigh of relief*
Oh… and *SQUEEZE!!*
*SQUEEZE* Good morning Avis
G’morning! How have you been?
I’ve been good, how have you been?
Ok, I’m gearing up for a weekend of travel. Clickie for the story of why. I still have a bunch of bits and pieces to get together and all buy for the trip and getting the folks in my family to agree to do that is next to impossible.
Avis, good luck! I hope you find out lotsa good info, as well as meeting others who have the same issue.
Thanks WN! The other part that could be something of a battlefield is the overnight and half the next day train ride. Sitting next to my mother.
Good luck Avis, and just wanted to let you know you are a ray of hope to us all here on FB. I hope the other don’t mind me speaking well of you on their behalf. Wishing you all the best.
Good luck Avis! *SQUEEZE*
man, at least there were more posts than usual that have something to do with the picture. you guys could try one of the many instant messaging programs available for free…
Wait, what? There are instant messaging programs? For FREE? Why has nobody told me about this until now? This changes everything!
*frantically calls around, making sure all friends and family members are accounted for*
Better 1 snake than 3 mice.
Roasted snake tastes like chicken.
Probably smells like it too – either that or burning cowboy boots, could go either way.
Glad you finally found that snake, Nellie…although, now we’ve lost a good source of jokes.
*resent maybe? How does one resemble a remark?
win?
was this edited?
OOOH….SOMEONE KNOWS HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP.
It’s a fake Google! GOOGLE: Wide Two Shelf Workstation Item# LXR076 It’s the first site. I Fail this!
Could you just enjoy the image for once?
Yeah they are on the right track
its so fake
Methinks they’re even younger clones of my younger brother. He’s 12 and has a gigantic folder of ecchi on his PC.
True, why is the kid looking away from the monitor?
The brunette is trying to explain ‘birds and bees’ to the blonde.
He has a point there.
…in more ways than one. And notice that the item is out of stock?
Can we not top it up with bouillon instead?
It’s just not the same, fresh is so much better.
*gets fresh*
*squeeze*
NEW! MENTOS PURE FRESH GUM
Experience the instant & longlasting freshness of Mentos Pure Fresh Gum. It’s irresistibly Fresh!
Woops….
I accidenty the mentos into the Diet Coke.
Does anyone actually eat those, or are they purely for dropping into Diet Coke.
*timidly raises hand*
Am I the only one here who thinks this is photos… oh, never mind!
Accidently use an action verb next time.
Lurk a few more fails.
Without a doubt it’s photoshopped, it comes from a blog all about
photoshopping, but if anything that makes it WORSE. What were they
thinking leaving such a picture on the screen (or putting one there).
Perverts, I cry! Perverts! Forsooth!
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-desks/childrens-desks/petitecomputerdesk.cfm
Authentic FAIL fail. Shocker.
Yes, I believe you are. At least, you’re the only one that comments and thinks so.
WRONG! He knows it’s shopped. We know it’s shopped. He’s also being sarcastic. Clearly, you haven’t read all the comments.
no it clearly is
And when it gets there many little boys will be dissapointed that the picture is gone…
That’s how I lost a couple thousand dollars, thought the girl came with the car. Turns out the car is just a prerequisite.
Because the monitor is made of cardboard.
to get a better feel
I think the fail is on the left monitor.
And it’s lack of chair?
Yes, it is lack of chair.
It is certainly lack of chair.
That’s what the wheels are for. To use other computer, roll desk to the right.
In Soviet Russia, the Computer rolls YOU!!!
Ergonomic FAIL on right monitor as well; kid is too low, too far from the monitor. Somebody call the ErgoPolice!
Cogito ergo police?
What, so that they can be prostituted?
Better tell them to stay away from mr. cuddles.
They are too poor to afford the second chair. Also they’re too lazy to buy it
In no way, shape, or form does that relate enough to be a reply to my comment.
So they are cheap lazy-boys? There’s two more chairs right there.
Hey jackass, I’m not into little boys like you are so leave me out of your sick fetishes.
You know that’s the kind of responses this kind trolls for, right Mr. Cuddles?
Your left or my left?
Don’t we all share the same left?
Unless up side down…
then down is up, up is down
I’m waaaay to the right of left.
Oh really? I would have never guessed…
hehehe… in spite of my clever disguise?!?
If you mean your avatar – I have the impression that it’s exactly what all right wing Americans look (or at least feel) like today.
Give it another couple of months – it’s becoming a more popular look all the time
My prognosis: After eight years of Obama you will be far better off than before. I know you won’t agree.
‘At’s OK – I don’t worry much about political disagreements. Life’s too FAIL for that
I do — still waiting for the borders to open and pot to become legal (not to speak of letting the coke flow again, like in the good ol’ days)
Yes, I plan to make the best of the concentration
:wink:
camp he sends me to, by playing along, pretending
to be re-educated and then become a butt kissing
lackey by making and selling adoring soap carvings
of the Glorious Leader. Hail to the Chief!
Sorry, but this is a very personal thing.
Sorry, guys. I REFUSE to share my left with anyone.
It’s the only thing that I have left.
My right is the only thing right beside me
Hey, when you’re right, you’re right.
Wait…my right or your right?
RIGHTS? WRIGHTS? WRITES?
Sorry, I wasn’t listening in context.
they photoshoped this picture
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
thats the real one!
The right left or the wrong left?
nearly first
But completely failed in life.
Come on Zurack, at least he’s not Closet or Knig Troll.
Zurack, I do admire your new beveled button! My compliments
Oh why, thanks! I’m so flattered! But it’s not exactly new, it’s the first avatar I ever used in FAILBlog, and there is a long history behind it.
I can only imagine.
Mind if I push it?
Push away!
I see you have finally given up denying your avatar’s buttonhood!
Denial is only the FISRT step. I think anger is supposed to come next, though.
Trully, it would be an awesome history.
So WN failed harsh.
And Wolfgangmunzer, Like naming yourself Wolfgangmunzer is better?
who’s wolfgangmunzer, I only can see wolfgangmunzerl2, but not a wolfgangmunzer
It’s a little dark in his closet, wolf.
People who utterly lack vision tend to live in very dark little closets, yes.
-stares- I enjoy the dark…
Boom chika-boom boom.
Chitty-Chitty BANG! BANG!
Blocks and more blocks.
Brick by Brick
Ashes by ashes
Dust by dust
Turd by turd
…dust to dust…
Dust by Dust
Brown chicken brown cow!
Does it say “out of stock”? Somehow I’m not surprised.
Total ergonomics fail btw.
Ahhh, great minds, Aja…
It’s out of stock, apparently. Sex sells.
And what’s a computer armoire?
You can find them in the computer bathroom. Usually next to the computer shower and directly across from the computer bidet.
Maybe it says out of sperms.
Who knows.
You’re having a whale of a time making comments aren’t you?
An ocean of time.
Better to have an ocean of time while being out of sperm than the other way around.
Good one Opie.
She sure looks petite.
i think thats a win for the boys
Clearly photoshopped.
I can tell by the pixels and from having seen much porn in my time.
i think its indeed photoshopped
It is, google “LXR005″ and you will find the original…good try though.
Blue, they don’t care.
Shopped photos are apparently fair game here, so this should be a win…
The only fail here is the fact that it was posted. Anyone who rated this up fails. Please keep the fails real.
Umm… I looked it upon in Google images,
and every time i click on the image,
it has a girl on a single computer and not the two kids.
Wierd, isn’t it?
Now google LXR076
The photo doesn’t go with the product…look up LXR076 for this photo…
I think the true original is here.
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
Still shopped though. Notice that the selected menu is different than the breadcrumb trail.
How do you people have this stuff at the ready??
but why woudl that website toddlerbeds.com allow that to be on their website??
it’s just making themselves look bad because if you actually look through t
website it’s a website for children’s furniture.
I wonder if someone with that company did the photoshopping.
But we can still imagen!
Nearly 45th
FAIL there is no 45th of March
Cmon dont be hard on me.
I didnt get the memo.
That’s worse than not knowing what a leap year is.
Whats a Leap Year?
Still not knowing what an apastrophe is…
I just love the hypnotised look of the blond one.
“No girls in our kindergarten has ever given me this motion in my pants” The blond one says to the brunette one.
I think they are in elementary school.
Alright, this is sick. At that age, girls are stupid freaks, cars are cool and willies are for pissing.
Plus, their sperm has been lost in the 2nd Grade files, so no fun will come out.
Funny. Photoshopped, but funny.
Funny, it’s photoshopped…..but funny.
Is it just me, or does anyone else here a “TOOT” when he touches that screen?
I just farted.
You better stay in that closet then.
I hope that screen isn’t scratch’n’sniff.
*here hear*
*removes the extra asterisks*
*sigh*
Aye aye!
Why aye?
Nur man! Howay, get yasell sortid lad!
Ye divvunt want te be tekkin the Mikey D.
I’m maddled and now gob smacked.
Don’t be mad Mr. Cuddles. It’s only northern dialect.
Missen jiggered and wish missen was fresh, but messen need to ‘od on for lowsin’ time.
(I’m not really sure if I’m saying any of that correct lol)
Something about last orders?
*shrugs*
I’m using that link (clickie ^)
It’s supposed to say “I’m tired and wish I was slightly drunk, but I need to hold for going home.”
Eeebygum, you’re trying to do the Moomin’s dialect!
The most trustworthy accent in England they say. But that’s because proper Yorkshire don’t sound clever enough to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.
In Geordie it would be:
Am nakkad unna wanna git steamin but a cannit coz av gotta gan yem.
Hey… did I just do lolspeak?
All cats speak Geordie?
Hahahahahaha. Quality.
Does it mean mad? I thought I said I was confused an at at lose for words.
I’m confused trying to figure out what “at at lose for words” means.
I don’t know what dialect you’re trying for but it sure isn’t Geordie!
peanut
You’re better at typing accents than me. I struggle to type in a Yorkshire accent which is embarassing.
But yeah, that’s probably a bad thing.
I take the Mikey D everywhere!
Spell the way you speak. Geordie is easy.
I do, I have no real accent. I tend to take on the accents of people I talk to. An Irish lad I went to uni with thought I was from Ireland, and a mate’s mum thought I was Scottish. *shrugs*
Oh, and I’m terrible at impersonations
You do a good moomin!
Thankyou, But. . .must. . .resist. . .cheesy. . .line. . .
Wouldyouliketodoagoodmoomintoo?
*is thoroughly ashamed of self*
Haha!
IdonlyknowhowgoodthemoominwasifItryhimoutfirst.
Hee!
Cantarguewiththatitsnothtekindofthingyoudaskforreferencesfor.
Oh, and pleased to meet you Jo!
*shakes hand*
IwillelectronicallytryoutagoodmoominbecauseforobviousreasonsIcantdoitforreal.
Letsseehowfaryoucanbounce*triesoutmoomin*.
Oohyeahyoudoitgoodbaby!
That’s my middle name by the way. Nobody ever calls me by my first name.
AckjustchokedonmycuppateareadingthatSorryitwasoversosoonthough.
Youreastarfunniestcommenttoday.
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now I so wanna know what your first name is.
Tellmetellmetellme.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
Ummm…. don’t wanna!
*cries*
That’s how I feel about my first name.
And how I feel about one of my middle names
One of? Just how many do you have?
One first, two middle, one last.
Although my last can be used as a first, so technically I have four first names
Now that’s just greedy.
You know that joke I made a few fails ago? It’s why I didn’t say orange.
Sshh!;-)
I shall keep it under my hat
*squeeze*
Thankyou.
You went to UNI?
You sound surprised?
My sister goes there. People never seem to have heard of it though. Where are you from?
I went to Sheffield Uni. But that was before potatoes were invented.
I think we’re talking about different colleges.
You could be right! Keep it under your hat though.
Every time I hide something under my hat, Skwerlly takes it and switches my hat and replaces it with a hat shaped pile of leaves.
You need some nuts.
No really! Hide some in your hat and he’ll be distracted by them.
Me thinks that might attract him to the hat. Speaking of Skwerlly, where is he?
It’s sounds fake… BTW, it’s funny
I can’t hear it. My technicians tell me I can, though.
“It sounds fake…”
Wow, you must put your ear more closer to the speaker…
It’s internet 4.5 with dolby surround…
DO NOT bring a .45 more closer to your ear! You could put your eye out.
At least it is displaying one of the four main uses of a computer.
What are the other three?
*shakes fist at Arthur Eld*
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
Just thought I’d join in!
Heheh! That tickled!
*SQUEEZEs Jam*
*Interrogative SQUEEZE*
You’re always welcome!
What are the other 3? That’s the only one I use it for.
Ha!
For you? Watching gay porn.
And meeting other guys who like guys online.
Hence why my comment says it’s the only thing I use my computer for. Learn to read dipshit.
Awwwwwwwww
Closet are you really that boring that you have to literally spend your days trying to make others as miserable as yourself? I’ve been reading your comments over the past week or so…and you’re not funny. You’re just crying out for some form of attention. Get therapy or whatever it is you are lacking and stop acting like a complete jerkoff. Life is way to short.
*SQUEEZE* Good morning Malicite
Morning Mr. Cuddles! *SQUEEZE*
I dont find squeezing ‘Mr. Cuddles’ a brilliant idea.
But then again, your opinion really doesn’t matter.
Not even a teeny tiny bit.
*Squeezes Arthur*
See they’re gay?! See they’re gay?! He told you so!!
You don’t seem to have very many brilliant ideas. But then again, I guess your brain doesn’t function that well so it all makes sense.
Ok, you two need to separate and stop making the same comments all the time.
Mr. Cuddles is filling in for me. I’m normally stalking Arthur but I’m having a rest day.
Sorry McFail, but I bought tickets to see this fight.
*runs over and SQUEEZES everyone and then runs away*
Recieved my invitation, I guessed?
Or you noticed trouble right on sight?
I simply enjoy the company and find you folk quite entertaining.
Playing with your food before eating it?
Nom?
Oh! I just got your rally call on the other fail. *nodnods*
He can’t get over it. You’re gay. Unbelieveable.
(And obviously questioning his underdeveloped sexuality.)
There’s nothing underdeveloped about it. He just needs to spin around and turn the doorknob so he can come out of the closet too.
That would require self confidence and a certain level of maturity. I don’t think that’s likely to happen.
But he IS the closet!
So if he comes out, he could be beside himself with joy!
*pops in*
Hi there, bye there, gotta fly there. Can’t stay now, I’ve gotta lie there *points*
*pops out*
Bye DrB!
It won’t be the same without you!
*waves*
The back passage always leads to the closet.
…and then be denied by everyone.
My life is just a black abyss.
Maybe you should open the door and let some light in then?
And what is the other five?
Yes, I know I made a typo, you don’t need to laugh at my face and make me kill myself.
What typo? I didn’t see anything wrong with your comment
*SQUEEZE*
*presses Zurack’s button*
Okay! I am done…anywho…
@Malicite
Nice sunglasses.
This isn’t Twitter either dumbf*ck.
*snicker*
So did everyone have an enjoyable weekend?
Yes, just would have preferred some better weather. How about you?
So what?
So you can make ‘Anuses outdoors XI’?
It’s actually Anuses Outdoors XVII. Anuses Outdoors XI was shot in an amusement park a few years back.
Oooh.
Sorry im not updated.
You were in it?
All XVII of them!
Nice man.
I was a bit under the weather all weekend, but I am back to tip top shape by Monday…just in time for work…hurray… :/ At least spring is here!
And at least you’re feeling better
Maybe Spring is here in your universe Malicite – I woke up to 4 inches of new snow on Sunday morning…
Oh dear… Gotta love the wild weather of spring. Luckily…
all we got was a nasty line of super cell storms which dumped around a quarter of an inch of hail stones. Pretty nifty!
I got caught in some storms…thunderstorms, then snow. Gah.
Now that’s an interesting weather dynamic!! o.O
I’ll trade my Florida weather for both of yours. The sun gets kinda boring after almost 20 years
Woah woah woah, mr. cuddles, watch the language. *makes mr. cuddles some hot chocolate to sooth his angry spirit*
*SQUEEZEs McFail* That’s actually what I’m drinking right now lol
Full of happy sunshine… and now it’s snowing again
Don’tcha just hate that? 4″ of new snow here on Sunday too…
Stupid Winter *shakes fist at winter*
*joins fist shaking*
*moons winter*
Take THAT!!
*doesn’t tip hat at winter*
*fires off a particularly stern e-mail to winter*
*thinks hard about having some cocoa*
*makes cocoa for Malicite too*
*brings Malicite some cocoa and a smoke*
First Arthur Eld and you are posting the same stuff simultaneously and now you and I are
Don’t stick that tongue out unless you intend on using it!
:-X
Thank you both! *SQUEEZE*
I have something to confess.
You’re actually a blue button! I knew it!
You have to start it with “Forgive me father for I have sinned”.
Scandalous!
And I’m actually Rogue Four.
No, my real name is Arthur.
My real name is Will.
Mine is Jo. Does it matter?
Extremely.
The fun is over for me, my sick, 13 years old cat dropped in the fish tank, she almost passed out. My family is going to send her to the veterinary.
I agree! I am Jonathan.
Are you confessing that you are Arthur Eld?
How so? You spelled exreme wrong.
Hahaha
Jesus does exist eh!
Curiosity killed the cat.
Oh dear. *squeeze for Zurack*
I hope the cat is ok.
And jam brought it back?
Well yes, I spelled exreme wrong. But not extreme.
It’s exremely upsetting about Zurack’s cat.
I actually missed all that :/ poor kitty…hope it’s okay…
Awwwwwww – good luck to that kitteh!
Aww…poor kitty. I hope it’ll be okay. Just don’t wring it out!
@Rogue Three- You mean you’re really Wes Jansen?
Smart boys who know where to stick it. That’s a win.
“This is what you’ll be missing out on in a few years if you insist on getting such rediculous looking haircuts!”
Seriously though, that little blond kid’s hair is a Fail in itself.
Wait… that hair cut isn’t cool…? *calls his stylist*
FAIL http://www.pcfurniturestore.com/Luxor/lew26.jpg
looks like pcfurniturestore shopped the original one
That’s where I’d be pointing!
dailygifblog.com
Why do the link spammers never reply to me?
dailygifblog.com
It’s almost like the kid looks sad and disgusted. As if he found his Dad’s stash of porn and now feels bad for his Mom.
Things sure have changed. I was pretty excited when I found my dad’s porn stash.
I can see why it’s sold out lulz
You used “lulz” wrong. “Lulz” is laughter at someone else’s expense. You are not Anonymous. You forgive. You forget. Go away.
lulz: A corruption of LOL. Often used to denote humor at another person’s expense. Can be used as a noun — e.g. “for the lulz” (“for laughs”/”for the hell of it”). According to a New York Times article about Internet trolling, “lulz means the joy of disrupting another’s emotional equilibrium.” It is derived from the 4chan community.
This was already on PhotoshopDisasters =/
So?
A disaster is a fail, it reinforces the Failness of it all.
I’ll go with that.
You hussy! What would Christopher say!
Avis, how could you?!?
*snort*
With all the sites that steal from the various “LoL” networks, I figured they”d be above it themselves.
But it doesn’t really bother me, it is still funny. And probably user submutted, but still.
Should still credit or at least not edit out the watermark
I *knew* I’d seen it somewhere!
FAKE!!! Poorly played, poster…
Real Picture
We know. We went over this an hour ago.
What, you think people read?
Wait… apples?
No. Pears.
I got A
http://www.computerdesksnmore.com/Common/Product/Product.aspx?ID=2640&Src=ShopZilla&SrcID=71683
There is no fail her. This is why the computer / internet was invented.
FAIL BLOG FAILS ONCE AGAIN
Hence the name “FAIL Blog”. Now leave.
*highfive*
*tips hat*
I believe you dropped your hat sir…
No, he just got it drunk and now it’s all tipsy.
Daddy, look that babe… I want it pleeeeeeease
FAKE FAKE FAKE
Mine are 100% real thank you very much!
Mine are fake!
can i……..can i touch one?
Sure, it’s not really a rolex though. You were on about watches right?
heck yeah!!!!
why don’t my comments show up sometimes
It’s the 300 posts thing. Click show all.
Haha! Yes, and this! I forgot.
Thanks for the info!
Some of them get censored for no readily apparent reason. Happened to me earlier when me and Arthur mentioned sausages.
Congrats on the multiplayer! I caught you on a previous fail!
Multiplayer pride!
Speaking of this, what college did malicite go to?
100% silicon
Yeah…even I could tell they had toupees on.
FAIL – ts a photoshop.
That is not what a photoshop looks likes.
*kills the last s*
You killed it! How could you, Malacite? Poor little “s” wasn’t hurting anything. You should have put it in your pocket and saved it for later…
*revives s and does as Sidhe instructed*
yep
choppchopp
By the way, I have already a fail pic in my files and I’m tempted to post it later. But I don’t know if I should, because it’s a motivational poster I have created. Plus, you don’t really call it real life fail…more like internet-fail.
Fake
One of the best FAIL posts in a very long time!!!
Great find!
Fake pic
All commenting just died one pathetic death. Give me a new fail soon!
It does that when the last fail of the day is coming up, sometimes. Everyone tries to get that coveted position. Or to keep the trolls from getting it.
Shubeef
hahahahahahaha! Who thinks of this stuff!?!?!
Failblog community fail
FAKE! I went to the website. This pic is FAKE!
Then it’s a fake win? I don’t see how this is a fail tbh…
How old is this ad? Does anybody still have a computer with a floppy disc drive on the front?
At least there are boxes of Lego under the desk in case they get bored.
nice photoshop! LAME! you fail at failing
I found the website too. Yup its a photoshop trickery FAIL!
Nice edit on photoshop disaster’s watermark. Taking things from other sites isn’t all bad, but at least credit the original finders?
Oh and to all the people claiming it’s photoshopped and the real site is changed, it was fixed after PD pointed it out on their site. http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/03/computerdeskscom-wat.html
Actually, the store used this picture until blogs (and reviews for the product) started commenting on it, whereby the graphic designer promptly replaced the offending portion.
I doubt this would get by editors.
FAIL FAIL FAIL
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
PHOTOSHOP!!!
Try finding finding original photos rather then ripping them off other popular sites – http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2009/03/computerdeskscom-wat.html
All posts (barring the WTF Extras) are user submitted. And user voted to the front page. So get off you high horse and deal with it.
that funny but to bad ITS FAKE
look : http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
I hate photoshoped fakes.
Yeah, those computers are definitely cardboard.
LOL FAKE!!
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
Way to steal something from Photoshop disasters FAILBLOG. Originality FAIL
Looking at those computers, this is obviously from another millennium and things were different then. It was before we had values.
woooow. not only are the chairs lower, but the screens are pointing upwards. HA!
completely fake
Shooped
no wonder this product is out of sale
This one has me giggling like a schoolgirl, & I’m not a girl nor am I in school.
sorry to ruin the fun but im pretty sure this is photo shopped.
Now you’ve done it! It’s ruined. Happy?
LOL you tell ‘em
Lol
It says Its Sold Out
Well
Sex Really DOES Sell!
lol thats mad funny
Now that kid know exactly where to point at
this is so photoshoped i found the site that this was on
fail!
its photoshop =/ why do people keep shopping things, its not funny at all
heres the real one:
http://www.computerdesksnmore.com/Common/Product/Product.aspx?ID=2640&Src=ShopZilla&SrcID=71683
The original (with the same graphic on both screens — NOT the sexy one!) is at
http://www.pcfurniturestore.com/popups/lew26.htm
FAIL BLOG POST FAIL—
This isn’t FAIL because you added the FAIL yourself, you twat.
Obviously you like ComputerDesks.com, and it seems little boys. You were drawn to the image of the two boys on the computer, which is used to show model LXR076, the Wide Two Shelf Workstation (http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm); however, you must have liked the name “Petite Computer Desk” from item LXR005 (http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-desks/childrens-desks/petitecomputerdesk.cfm), so you used the image from the Two Shelf Workstation on the Petite Desk Page. Still not funny though, right? But once you flexed your photoshop, you thought you had something funny, and here we are. You also probably thought “Nobody will ever know.”
Well I know and now so does everyone else. This shouldnt be called Computer Desk Ad Fail, it should be called “FAIL BLOG POST FAIL”
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-desks/childrens-desks/petitecomputerdesk.cfm
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
This is photoshopped. I thought Fail Blog was supposed to check these before they added them. Oh well, http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
you can google thay model .. its fake
She’s very toit. Toit loik a toiger!
their big kids now
It’s definitly photoshopped. It’d be so funny if the company was unaware of that-I bet those photoshop masters were lol’ing their butts off!
oh shit it’s real google petite computer desk and look at the first one
XD
they totally changed the picture to some little girl on the actual website though
why dose the blone one have a wig one ?
* jumps up and grabs “e” and puts in “d” *
I thought this was real…sigh, I guess some fails are too good to be true
It is real. They changed it on the site, this was originally a real screenshot.
Photoshopped
lmao
I think the real fail here this is the kids hair cut.
Photoshop… not a very good one either….
Fail blog fail
This is a tricky image. I found the real image on the company’s website. Someone had a lot of time to waist out here !
Aside from the monitor, you can’t forget that the actual product’s design is a huge fail. Unless of course you WANT your kids to develop RSI in every joint at an early age =D
this isnt real. this is a doctored image.
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
Photoshopped
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
child’s first porn site. XD
To those who say it was photoshopped, I can verify this originally appeared on the site linked to from Photoshop Disasters; it was changed after being featured on that site.
Sadly this fail is a fail, because the picture is photoshopped.
Link to original product:
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
Sorry
tadim gente… coisas de crianças kkkkkk
Omg, this one is so funny.
Clearly this is the way to sell desks, the item is out of stock.
But the message goes off-screen. Maybe instead of saying “stock”, it says “your league.”
And it’s talking about the lady. The person wanted to buy her, but it said “Sorry, this item is out of your league.”
PHOTOSHOP. Failblog FAIL.
i says this R win
It’s obviously a photoshop. Those computers are from the early to mid 90’s, a well as the kids’ haircuts, plus the Honda Civic in the picture is from the early 2000’s :p
What website is thAT
thats a win for me! lol
It is very ironic that on a blog about ‘Fails’, they have failed miserably, and they have made a photoshop disaster from a pic on a blog about photoshop disasters. This picture originally appeared on a blog called PsD: Photoshop Disasters, and FailBlog stole the picture and posted it on their blog, and, living up to their name, BADLY edited out their watermark! At the bottom of the picture, it originally said ‘http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com’. Ironic. This is a fail alright, it’s a failed fail. It is very bad if you even fail to fail!
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2009-03-27T11%3A50%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=8
computerdesks.com: Wat!
Keep scrolling down, it’s down there.
Wait, is this a preview for a live-action South Park movie because it looks like Cartmand and Butters being grossed out by Cartman’s mom.
fake the real page is…
http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
It’s a FAKE !
See on http://www.computerdesks.com/computer-carts/workstation-carts/widetwoshelfworkstation.cfm
Interesting
This is obviously subliminal…
Epic win
pinga up the anus
Ok….I guess I hadn’t seen all of the other posts…..sorry ’bout that.