Comments on: Abbreviation Fail http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:40:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Chris http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-583677 Chris Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:45:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-583677 Should I file it under "S" for Semen, or "J" for Jiz? Should I file it under “S” for Semen, or “J” for Jiz?

]]> By: Catt http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-580653 Catt Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:02:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-580653 ftw.omgg this is jst plain weird ftw.omgg this is jst plain weird

]]> By: Daeliriel http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-400169 Daeliriel Fri, 01 May 2009 19:36:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-400169 I do realize I'll most likely get ridiculed for this, but really.. It's a legitimate (but still hilarious) label, and actually NOT an abbreviation. Most public schools have a cum folder for every student. That's pronounced 'koom' as in magna cum laude. It's latin for "with" iirc. Basically it's another word for your permanent record at school. All sorts of things go into it. I do realize I’ll most likely get ridiculed for this, but really..

It’s a legitimate (but still hilarious) label, and actually NOT an abbreviation. Most public schools have a cum folder for every student. That’s pronounced ‘koom’ as in magna cum laude.

It’s latin for “with” iirc. Basically it’s another word for your permanent record at school. All sorts of things go into it.

]]> By: mas13 http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-393410 mas13 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:16:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-393410 This should be called Photoshop Fail... This should be called Photoshop Fail…

]]> By: daniel http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-387107 daniel Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:49:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-387107 its where you put your cum file every school had one but i dont see why they would anagrfam it to stand for cujm its where you put your cum file every school had one but i dont see why they would anagrfam it to stand for cujm

]]> By: Yeah http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-377591 Yeah Sat, 18 Apr 2009 07:25:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-377591 I was an office aid in 8th grade, they had 8th Grade CUM Folders. I have NO clue what it stood for though. I was an office aid in 8th grade, they had 8th Grade CUM Folders. I have NO clue what it stood for though.

]]> By: Llamaz http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-370635 Llamaz Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:13:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-370635 Suddenly, I realize why we were never allowed to see our permanent records. Suddenly, I realize why we were never allowed to see our permanent records.

]]> By: Pronzer http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-368080 Pronzer Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:42:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-368080 2nd not 2th dumbass 2nd not 2th dumbass

]]> By: nathan http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-359544 nathan Tue, 07 Apr 2009 04:26:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-359544 my mom is a teacher and has been for many years, its not a fail. i don't know what it stands for but it is supposed to be cum. but its pronounced (kume). It is a file that every school has for every child that is passed on from school to school until your graduate or drop out of school. Its what everyone knows as a permanent file. It has all your report cards, suspension and explosion reports, and any abuse or neglect information. It is a confidential file that only a select few in the child's education are allowed to see, principal, teachers that have thought the kid, and secretaries. It is kept under lock and key. Its not really a fail, its just how it is spelt, and the pronunciation has nothing to do with a fail. my mom is a teacher and has been for many years, its not a fail. i don’t know what it stands for but it is supposed to be cum. but its pronounced (kume). It is a file that every school has for every child that is passed on from school to school until your graduate or drop out of school. Its what everyone knows as a permanent file. It has all your report cards, suspension and explosion reports, and any abuse or neglect information. It is a confidential file that only a select few in the child’s education are allowed to see, principal, teachers that have thought the kid, and secretaries. It is kept under lock and key. Its not really a fail, its just how it is spelt, and the pronunciation has nothing to do with a fail.

]]> By: me http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-358855 me Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:07:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-358855 what is this supposed to say?! what is this supposed to say?!

]]> By: mafia http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-358173 mafia Mon, 06 Apr 2009 06:52:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-358173 moomin's have cum? so moomin's are mammals? lol wow ive learned something today!!!! *squeeze* moomin’s have cum? so moomin’s are mammals? lol wow ive learned something today!!!! *squeeze*

]]> By: ang http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-354641 ang Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:49:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-354641 It's short for cumulative, as in cumulative file. It’s short for cumulative, as in cumulative file.

]]> By: Yurii http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-354561 Yurii Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:35:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-354561 better known as a 'Defile Cabinet' better known as a ‘Defile Cabinet’

]]> By: Randall http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-353835 Randall Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:42:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-353835 Lewinski WIN Lewinski WIN

]]> By: Randall http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-353137 Randall Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:50:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-353137 That's the Lewinsky School. WIN That’s the Lewinsky School. WIN

]]> By: Ariadne http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-352841 Ariadne Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:02:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-352841 Shout in a bookstore. I do it all the time, "Amber, we are leaving NOW, LET'S GO!" I think it's hi-larious. If I get an evil eye, I say, "Hey, it's not like it's a library. I'm a customer here paying for books." LOL Shout in a bookstore. I do it all the time, “Amber, we are leaving NOW, LET’S GO!”
I think it’s hi-larious. If I get an evil eye, I say, “Hey, it’s not like it’s a library. I’m a customer here paying for books.” LOL

]]> By: Ariadne http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-352840 Ariadne Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:58:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-352840 Actually, in a California school, CUM is the abbreviation for the Cumulative File; it has each child's report card. Stanford Test Scores, and samples of their work. If you transfer to another school, the school sends those records to the new school. I home schooled for a while and they gave me my children's CUM files going back to Kindergarten from 8th grade, it was cool. Actually, in a
California school,
CUM is the abbreviation for the Cumulative File; it has each child’s report card. Stanford Test Scores, and samples of their work. If you transfer to another school, the school sends those records to the new school. I home schooled for a while and they gave me my children’s CUM files going back to Kindergarten from 8th grade, it was cool.

]]> By: Jenn S http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-350695 Jenn S Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:18:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-350695 This isnt a fail. The school system calls a child's record a cum. Its not pronounced like that either. Its a long U This isnt a fail. The school system calls a child’s record a cum. Its not pronounced like that either. Its a long U

]]> By: Sonia http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-350677 Sonia Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:31:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-350677 Sperm bank? Sperm bank?

]]> By: Sally http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-350627 Sally Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:01:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-350627 Cum stands for CUMULATIVE as in Cumulative record, just in case anyone was wondering. Cumulative records are records that are sent from the student's previous school to their new school. It usually contains report cards, immunization records, disciplinary reports, etc. Cum stands for CUMULATIVE as in Cumulative record, just in case anyone was wondering. Cumulative records are records that are sent from the student’s previous school to their new school. It usually contains report cards, immunization records, disciplinary reports, etc.

]]> By: CWR http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348826 CWR Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:53:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348826 What's more sexual than "trench"? What’s more sexual than “trench”?

]]> By: Spinky http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348738 Spinky Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:26:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348738 The 11th grade file is leaking! The 11th grade file is leaking!

]]> By: Thehat http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348642 Thehat Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:03:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348642 ok ok

]]> By: Norwegian dude http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348533 Norwegian dude Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:52:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348533 O_o twoth? O_o twoth?

]]> By: I Reply To Your Comment http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348487 I Reply To Your Comment Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:21:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348487 Ta-Ta For Now, FOOL! :D ~I replied to your comment~ Ta-Ta For Now, FOOL! :D
~I replied to your comment~

]]> By: EtymologicalDisaster http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348103 EtymologicalDisaster Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:42:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348103 :smile: :smile:

]]> By: EtymologicalDisaster http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348093 EtymologicalDisaster Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:28:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348093 Just make sure you file it. Just make sure you file it.

]]> By: EtymologicalDisaster http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348075 EtymologicalDisaster Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:21:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348075 You've done this before, haven't you, Red? You’ve done this before, haven’t you, Red?

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348060 Mookie Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:13:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348060 Hasta entonces, mi alma. Hasta entonces, mi alma.

]]> By: EtymologicalDisaster http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-348052 EtymologicalDisaster Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:11:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-348052 Hey, you post your comments, you take your chances. It was a fair jab. Hey, you post your comments, you take your chances. It was a fair jab.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347997 loufail Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:48:49 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347997 Esas eran mis intenciones, y por ese motivo ayer te enseñé suficientes camisas para toda la semana: necesitaré no llevar nada encima para compensar ese exceso. Esas eran mis intenciones, y por ese motivo ayer te enseñé suficientes camisas para toda la semana: necesitaré no llevar nada encima para compensar ese exceso.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347949 Mookie Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:23:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347949 Entonces, cuando vuelves en casa, quítate la ropa inmediamente, así que no rompamos eso ritmo. Entonces, cuando vuelves en casa, quítate la ropa inmediamente, así que no rompamos eso ritmo.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347905 loufail Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:07:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347905 Vas por buen camino, a buen ritmo. Espero poder corresponderte. Vas por buen camino, a buen ritmo. Espero poder corresponderte.

]]> By: The Moomin http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347885 The Moomin Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:59:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347885 I have my doubts. I have my doubts.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347855 Mookie Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:49:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347855 Me gustaría satisfacer todos tus deseos. Me gustaría satisfacer todos tus deseos.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347745 loufail Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:17:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347745 Comamos despacio, para poder apreciar mejor los sabores y el aroma de nuestros platos. No hay prisa, solo satisfacción. Comamos despacio, para poder apreciar mejor los sabores y el aroma de nuestros platos. No hay prisa, solo satisfacción.

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347660 Marius Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:00:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347660 Always screen your Mohel before the brit milah. Always screen your Mohel before the brit milah.

]]> By: Jason White http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347645 Jason White Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:56:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347645 OMGosh dude no way! Too funny! RT www.anonymity.us.tc OMGosh dude no way! Too funny!

RT
http://www.anonymity.us.tc

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347642 Marius Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:55:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347642 Amen. Amen.

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347638 Marius Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:54:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347638 It's a hard knock life. It’s a hard knock life.

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347628 Marius Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:52:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347628 Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge on a Moomin nine days old? Peas porridge hot,
peas porridge cold,
peas porridge on a Moomin
nine days old?

]]> By: eArtrash http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347566 eArtrash Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:32:51 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347566 why am i being censored!? I only said "do not swallow" why am i being censored!? I only said “do not swallow”

]]> By: eArtrash http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347562 eArtrash Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:29:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347562 Do not swallow Do not swallow

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347561 Mookie Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:28:58 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347561 Y yo me muero de hambre también. Vamos a compartir una comida de amor. Y yo me muero de hambre también. Vamos a compartir una comida de amor.

]]> By: The Moomin http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347546 The Moomin Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:25:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347546 I only let the best of bums make a mess of my keyboard. I do have some standards. *Squeeze* I only let the best of bums make a mess of my keyboard. I do have some standards.
*Squeeze*

]]> By: fluffy the fish http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347543 fluffy the fish Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:23:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347543 Tight Thong From Nana. Tight Thong From Nana.

]]> By: liz http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347534 liz Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:21:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347534 it stands for cumulative file, the papers and grades and behavior sheets that follow children through elementary school. If any one you have children, they have a cumulative file, and every one here had one also. it stands for cumulative file, the papers and grades and behavior sheets that follow children through elementary school. If any one you have children, they have a cumulative file, and every one here had one also.

]]> By: fluffy the fish http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347529 fluffy the fish Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:19:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347529 2nd grade bum? 2nd grade bum?

]]> By: fluffy the fish http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347524 fluffy the fish Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:17:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347524 So 1st grade is of astronauts and 2nd grade is of Michael Jackson? So 1st grade is of astronauts and 2nd grade is of Michael Jackson?

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2009/03/30/abbreviation-fail/#comment-347497 loufail Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:04:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=15078#comment-347497 Mi hambre se extiende por todo mi cuerpo, con golosa anticipación. Mi hambre se extiende por todo mi cuerpo, con golosa anticipación.

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