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lol
good point!
*points*
*zips up*
*blushes*
*snorks*
*hits*
*FOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!s*
*kicks ashes around*
*gives a see-you-in-a-while-I’m-going-out-for-a-bit smooch*
I’ll take that time to work on some things that I owe you.
*smoooch*
did you know, in thailand it is illegal to walk outside withou underwear
cause knowing is half the battle!
G.I JOE!!!!!
What they don’t know what hurt them.
*puts ashes in neat lines with a razorblade*
*writes in ashes*
BO
G
Y
BOGGY! Yay!Bogy? missed a g. lol
Shhhh! Don’t tell him… he’s learning and doing damned good for a Bog Monster without much of a brain.
Awwww!!!
Applause.
OUCH! Put that point away!
Lowell Point?
I dunno, Alaska…
nebraska?
… to Cartman’s grandmother’s house!
OMG OMG OMG OMG….It’s bray!
I know! That Chinese is my local! I never even thought to put it on Failblog!
Ahh only Brayjing..
i meant to get a picture of this ages ago!
Ive one on the way, its actually the best chinese
ohmigawd!!! dat chinese take away is where i live!!! in Bray!!! ha small world… good food
I guess this takeaway does not make you hungry one hour after you’ve eaten?
Actually it does…so you keep going back and back and back until your car is full of takeaway bags…
… and you’re soon too fatt to get out…
At least they are honest.
Truth in advertising Win!
Eventually, you Cantonese yourself out of your own car.
…if you can park it at all
Yah, you’d be Hunangous!
You Beijing in big trouble!
Sorry, I’ve been Dalian around on the French cities thread and didn’t jump in here sooner.
*pops into fail*
Just wanted to say “Good morning everyone”! Nice to Seoul you all!
*pops out of fail*
Well, if we’re going to pop all around Asia we will be in Cambodia in noi time!
…minus the “i”…
Mnus?
Whoa! That would be my 1st self-referencing comment!
Well, f we’re gong to pop all around Asa we wll be n Camboda n no tme! ?
…and there’s no “i” in team, either, kids, and don’t forget that!
But there are two in “idiot”
Two in winning as well.
Idiot=winning?
Well. . . this is Failblog.
At certain times it can pay to be idiotic i guess?
That comparison is true in number of “i”s in the word though.That word is not in the dicitiniry.
The word winning is in the dictionary if that’s what you are referencing.Camboda?
You can pick your nose but you’re not allowed to pick my “i”.
That’s a shame. Can I pick the rest of the letters instead?
only if you spin the wheel 1st
I’d like to buy a vowel.
I can’t be bought – but you can take the cannoli.
And leave the gun?
Well, since this is a Chinese restaurant,
maybe leave the (chow) fun makes more sense.
*Spins wheel*
Bankrupt! Damn it!
Not so fond of cannolis I’m more of a tart lover.
aren’t we all?
Daily double. Oops sorry that game show is on in an hour after this wheel game…
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t wipe your friends on the couch.
But srsly, which restaurant should we order from – sichuan or the other one?
We ate there, GF szechuan’s to go back.
3rd
third? you know, why not be a rebel or go with fourth, maybe even fifth, but cmon, you can be a better troll than that
NO
Nice.
Ha, nice.
Yeah… Nice…
Southern France city…Nice
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
that wasn’t nice!
Dijon mustard, anyone?
Got some, or are you Lyon?
*pours a nice Bordeaux*
Can I have a Lille?
Can I have a life?
Come Agen?
I guess he thought we went Toulon with this thread?
I Caen come as often as you desire.
Oh good Lourdes, I guess you’re right.
(And I Arles-ready know that, Admiral…as you have demonstrated so many times!)
Well, he’s LeMans…
And he loves to Givet to me!
I guess you’re no Saint (-Étienne)
Ugh, I can’t take this anymore. I’m going to cast off my mooring lines from the Languedoc and sail away.
what, Can’t take it Lyon down?
You have nothing toulouse.
no prob, I’ll take Paris
Very (Gre)noble of you to continue.
Thanks, let’s send the others to Mars(eille)
All these French cities and not one of them is in Cambodia!
But they do go on
holiday in Cambodia
It’s tough, kid, but it’s life
It’s a holiday in Cambodia
Don’t forget to pack a wife. . .
Gotta move on from this thread – we’ve got a bigger problem now
A bigger problem? Did someone start a Riot?
Maybe he’s going on the Tour De Frank.
oneth
ORLY?
Zenith
fail, but probably true
I think I must have eaten there. Many times
looks like it
8ND
Damn, I was 9ST.
Go back to hell, demon!
Sorry, I used to troll, and be retarded, but I’m trying to stop.
Some things are hard…
I’m sure you’re proud it’s hard and all, but you DON”T have to share that with us….OKAY?
OKAY!
I like hard thinks
*Basic Elementary – level Lesson*
It is 1 + st = 1st
It is 2 + nd = 2nd
It is 3 + rd = 3rd
And everything else is (number) + th.
Should you remember it, I have the acronym “STupid Noobs are Dreadfully RetarDed. (st, nd, rd).
and how do you remember which ones are the uppercase?
0th?
I’m afraid you’re defying the numeric laws there. *universe explodz*
*Divides by 0*
Oh, the universe is back to normal again! Thanks!
No problem!
But wait! This isn’t the NORMAL Universe! If you look VERY closely you’ll notice that EVERYTHING is shifted to the left 2 & 7/8ths!! Whatever will we do! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
BOGGY FIXES U-NEE-VURS four U!!!*KICKS Universe to the Right*
*THUNKS it a tiny bit more*
ALL BETTERS!!! HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!*SKIPS AWAY*
Remember, measure twice and thunk once!
how did he do that?
You really, really don’t want to know.
2 & 7/8ths of what?
e to the i times pi
So, essentially it is (2 + 7/8) x (2,78143645…). But still, of what?
I was wondering that myself ; MILES or MICRONS?
It’s a matter of opinion.
But surely you agree there’s a difference between 2 7/8 dollars and 2 7/8 cents?
Oops, of course I’m not Cartwright!
i’m not Rappaport!
Better question: who’s up for 1/5th right about now?
πrd!!!
OOOO YEAH!!!!
I’m going back to my cave now….
Sense of humor fail.
You’re not the 1th to say that.
I know, I’m 4st.
LOL
You fail at humo(u)r
21th? Orly?
See again. Anything ending in 1, 2, 3 gets st, nd, rd.
With 3 exceptions.
So is it:
11th
21th
31th
or
11st
21st
31st
Your elementary lesson suggests it’s one of those, but I can’t figure out which!
The best part is the big red FAIL in the white building.
That’s obliviously photershipped on there! Them shadders is missing, the angels are all wrong and the pixies don’t match!
Pixies don’t match? Then how do they reproduce?
Nah, its not photoshopped. I pass by it every day. Its in Bray, county Wicklow in the republic of Ireland
He’s talking about the part that says “Fail”…the restaurant name is
definitely really there haha.
I love how the world is such a small place here in FAILblog comments xD.
You’re cool. xD
…Aid. OH, YEAH!
I would add an -ASS next to it.
I really don’t see why we need porn in the middle of the fail.
Only if you’re turned on by a fatass.
how can you not see the need for p0rn, anytime?
fourth…or fifth…
Is it something like a new fad? There are no “FIRTSTS OMG” but there are tons off numbered comment guesses…all of them wrong, too.
The PK loliticians have adopted a policy of responding to posts proclaiming ordinals (correct or otherwise) with totally random bits of esoteric knowledge or household hints. Usually from a drunkard’s walk through Wikipedia.
Frex:
Randomtroll: FRIST!!!1!
Me: Kirrberg is a village and commune in the north-west of the Bas-Rhin département of eastern France, some eighteen kilometers (12 miles) to the west of Phalsbourg. The earliest surviving record, naming the village as Villa Teurino, dates from 512. The first appearance of a precursor to the present name occurs in 1501 with the name Kirpberg.
None of the responses I’ve seen have been random. Do you have an example?
He’s referring to a practice on pundit kitchen, they seem to think it works over there.
Does it work?
It doesn’t seem like too bad an idea actually.
Preliminary findings on how intensive mussel culture affects the water column and benthic community:
Water currents are decidedly lower within the mussel culture system than at control stations, current direction fluctuates rapidly on the down-current end of raft units (dependent on tidal direction), and varies in speed and direction with water depth.
Phytoplankton densities decrease markedly as water flows through the mussel culture system due to uptake by the mussels and removal as “pseudo-feces.” However, within 3 to 6 meters downstream (in the tidal current) plankton levels recover to the same densities seen at upstream control stations.
Water clarity increases as it moves through the raft system, with the clearest water in the center to down stream end of the raft. Clarity decreases rapidly as water moves downstream and mixes in eddies created by raft system.
Mussel growth (shell length and weight) mirrors the seasonal trends in phytoplankton densities, and was significantly greater on the portion of the raft system facing the entrance of the inlet. However, there was little variation in mussel growth within individual raft units – mussels grew at about the same rate in the middle of the raft as around the edges.
Sediment deposition attributed to mussel culture is largely limited to the footprint of the raft units with little or no sediment effects outside the immediate culture area.
citation needed
LOL! Google it.
tl;dr
Soon hungry.
SELF-FAIL!!!
2nd comment! I love being fat!!! lucasoutloud.com
And, to the left you’ll see an endangered Retarded Troll in its natural habitat, the blog.
Shhhhhhh! We must not scare it…
Aww… It ran away…
And this is actually a Spamming Retarded Troll, one of the more annoying and useless of the troll species.
I’ll ask BOGGY to take care of Lucas for us, after his cartoon show is over.
UH OOH!*looks down at flatten mess on concrete*
Lucas
NOT can FLIES! Him Falled DOWN! Him BROKENED!More trolls for BOGGY pway wif? Pweese?Just wait a bit, Boggy. I’m sure another one will come around in no time.
Care for some cookies while we wait?
Nooo! Don’t give BOGGY cookies! (They give him gas. You DON”T want to experience that.) Just give him the box the cookies came in, or a couple of plates to crunch on.
You love being fat?
Oh well, whatever floats your boat…(if it can float with so much weight…muahahah. Alright that was evil.)
Does this comment make my butt look big?
Trufax: Fat is more likely to float than muscle.
It’s also less likely to get you laid.:smile:
Hmmmm…
I smiled.
I floated.
I got…
um…
Nevermind.
I wee wee weed all the way home.
What’s THAT supposed to mean ? (Some comments at FB confront me with the fact that I’m not a native English speaker).
…and good morning !
Good Morning.
It’s from the ‘this little piggy’ story done on babies toes. The ‘wee wee wee’ is referring to the noise the pig makes rather than it actually weeing everywhere.
Did he diet?
17th! Ha! WIN! lol jk.
i think this is a win
HAHAHAHA soooon fatt.
really? never would’ve guessed
The Chinese are never wrong. Trust the fortune cookie.
10rd d(O.o)b
Where is our intergalactic translator?
It is Broken.
Sadly someone used it to whack a troll and now it only translates
Urdu to Occitan. So now it keeps the back door propped open.
I used to play “Whak a Troll” when I went to Chuck E. Cheez!
There’s nothing wrong with honesty in advertising.
nope, but it’s a FAIL
typical of asians
*squish*
…Did you guys hear something?
Yeh he said its typical of asians.
Too true.
Dragon, can you squish this one, too? It’s incredibly disgusting.
We’ve been dealing with this one for a few days now. He’s an idiot. That’s all I can say about him.
Yeah, see…this one is so clueless that he doesn’t know when he’s being
squished. Either that or he just really likes it. Whichever, he just keeps coming back.
How’s the knee?
Hee-Haw!
Nope. Wait…I think I just heard a squeaky door desperately crying out for some grease.
No, that was just the intergalactic translator desperately trying to translate one of BOGGY’s farts, (which it thought was an Urdu sentence), into Occitan.
Take it easy with all the grease or you’ll get soon fatt.
FIRST!!!!!11!!!@$%!%#@!$@!!!!! SPAM I AM A TROLL FEAR ME I HIDE UNDER BRIDGES
Fail. You are like the opposite of first, which would be last. Except for me now.
truth in advertisement?
Actually it’s a prophercy win
fail
Too funny! This take-away is in Bray, Co. Wicklow, Ireland. I’ve driven past it several times and always thought it would make a great FAIL!
Seinfeld, four!
Oh maitre’d! Any phone calls for me?
Please, don’t invoke that particular troll, he wasn’t even the amusing kind.
Sorry, must predate my involvement here; I was merely extending the Seinfeld reference.
Service fail if i remember the name of the fail properly. Lordy what a battle that was….
holy shit this is long
Flush twice.
This is not a fail. It is merely honest.
It’s a public health warning that will be ignored.
Awesome
Everytime i drive past this take away i want to take picture and send it to failblog. i’m happy someone finally did! its in Bray in Ireland:O)
Confusion say:
Man who soon fatt
Chinese take away.
♫ Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path.
If we make it we can all sit back. And laugh. …
But I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying.
I know this sounds pathetic, just remember
I’m on your side, love is a confusion baby, you’ll never hide. . .
Better than the Fook Yue restaurant I once saw an ad for.
We’ve got one here in LA called Won Kok. True
Ok, I have nothing clever to say, but I was stunned to see this because I live next door to this beauty. I didn’t think it was FailBlog calibre but I was wrong! They have the best curry chips in town.
can i come over?
Magdee, let’s hang out. Or maybe we already do?
It says Sooh Fatt, just it was edited…
edited? or photoshopped? either way, fail
There’s no need for an H at the end of a sylable when romanizing chinese. It would be “Soo Fatt” instead.
Anyway, there’s indeed a line that sugests an edit, but if you see, the line goes on below the “n”, so it could be a separation in the plates that form the sign.
Soon, Sooh or Soo are all still funny.
the line looks like reflection from glass, in my humble opinion
no, i live in the town beside this, it’s spelt like that and always has been
Wait, the Chinese are taking away our fat now? A hunger crisis AND an obesity epidemic solved at the same time, this is an awesome idea! Wait, China would have to admit they have a problem first….
Is there a webring for angry white supremacists in zubaz?
Why are you asking me? Is there any such thing as a white supremacist who isn’t angry? I’m asking the questions here! Apparently.
Soon fat? Need to work on the pre part of premonition there, chief.
One Ton Son have too many wontons.
I assure you this is not a fake or a photoshop. The take-away is real and is in Bray, Co. Wicklow, Ireland. Here’s a link to another photo for all you sceptics
http://www.ratemyarea.com/places/soon-fatt-chinese-tak-12704
i’d rather say its a win
Reminds me of the Ho Lee Fuk restaurant in Chelsea London (I am not making it up)
THAT’S IN BRAY!!!!!
GO BRAY!
No no no, this is no fail.
This is definitely a win!!!
FAil?? that sounds awesome.
No, no. You misunderstand. Chinese take away soon fatness.
why soon FATT??? It should be soon FAIL!!!
soon fat is the cantonese pronunciation, shun fa in mandarin. Not that it helps.. fuk is the word for happiness in cantonese as well!
If you’re laughing at the ‘FATT’, that’s culture fail for you.
OMG! This is in my town! Makes me lol everytime I go past!
Just so you know, it’s in Bray, Ireland.
is this place in ottawa?
At least they’re honest
i live about a mile from there.
ah i’ve passed by that place a few times, its in ireland.
this is quite rude towards the chinese community.. = =
Epic win
You Will SOON BE FATT.HA!
aaaaah Bray!! i live in bray really near that place,why didnt i think?
seriouslly this is soooooo jst ftw aee
now they have a new restaurant called soon diabetes
at least they’re honest