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Our tap-water is filtered and checked directly at the hotel. Regular monthly checks by and independent company guarantee the utmost quality. We don’t recommend to drink it.
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What language is this?
I think it’s Turkish
cok güzel!
amina koyim!
i only know “bir araba aljam” (may be misspelled) which means “buy me a car”
You were a high-end prostitute in Turkey?
anorher fail lol. “bir araba alijam” or “bir araba alıcam” or “bir araba alacağım” means i’ll buy a car. not buy me a car. it’s turkish btw
another fail lol. “bir araba alıcam” or “bir araba alacağım” means i’ll buy a car. not “buy me a car”
here another fail. i posted it twice
That means “I will buy a car”
turkish
Gibberish.
Seriously, no one finds that funny anymore.
i do, bitch!!!!
funny
You have really small eyes John Kim. I wonder how you can see through them or function normally in daily activities without the use of whatever you need to.
*blows smoke cloud in acerious’ face and punches him/her on the nose with tremendous force*
You have a really small head acerious. I wonder how you can think with it or function normally in daily activities.
@pfft: epic win
FYI Gibberish is the hybrid language of Gibraltar ie Gibraltar Spanish and English
Are you telling me that Engrish is the cross between English and Russian?
touche, touche.
I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way around.
I ain’t askin’ for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I’m just lookin’ for some tush.
I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.
I ain’t askin’ for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I’m just lookin’ for some tush.
Take me back way back home,
not by myself, not alone.
I ain’t askin’ for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I’m just lookin’ for some tush.
Downtown, things’ll be great when you’re
Downtown, no finer place for sure,
Downtown, everything’s waiting for you.
Don’t hang around or else a gang will surround you in their
Raiders clothes — Downtown
Maybe you’ll wander into places you shouldn’t, where they show
peep shows — Downtown
Just listen to the clatter of the gunshots from a Nova
You’ll be in Intensive Care before the night is over
Them drive-by’s again…
Your car is not safe out there
Cuz they can strip it in minutes
Including the spare
While you’re
Downtown, better be wary there
Downtown, cover your derriere
Downtown, it’s pretty scary there…
(Twisted Radio – “Downtown in the 90s”)
You got all the answers, least they say you do
But when I start to strut my stuff
You say “hey it ain’t time to go”
That ain’t what I’ve been told
Guess I better meet you down the road
Down the road
We’re no strangers to love.
You know the rules, and so do I.
Petula Clark ftw.
Congrats on comment #345678.
*snork!*
Congrats on being a nerd!
Sorry. I’m trying to cut back.
PEDOBEAR ALERT! BAD TOUCHE! BAD TOUCHE!
Northern Eagle…
I’m afraid you are getting a little confused.
The so called ‘hybrid’ language spoken in Gibraltar is in fact known as ‘Llanito’ (or Yanito)…. a term also used to refer to a Gibraltarian, a person from Gibraltar.
What I think has confused you, and maybe what you had in mind is the fact that some academics believe that the term ‘gibberish’ is derived from our ‘Llanito’ language. This is only a belief held by some…. and not all academics who study the origins of language or etymology.
You can read mor about this here: Gibberish may derive from Llanito
I hope that brings some enlightenment!
Saludos!
you just mind freaked me!
Was it a quaranteed good quality mind freak?
you fail
yeah its turkish
my guess would be turkish or something. looks eastern/southern european
turkey is in asia…
Ok.. some part is geographically in Europe. It shouldn´t though.
why shouldnt it mister? as a matter of fact I’ve graduated from int. relations and Turkey as a whole is classified under Europe whether u like it or not =)
and yeah it’s Turkish.
Turkish.
TURKISH!
DELIGHT!
DON’T DO IT, EDMUND!
You know I’m trying to do my best
Well I’m trying to do my best
Don’t do it, don’t you break my heart
Pleeeeease don’t do it, don’t you break my heart
The Band… anyone?
red hot chili peppers? i assume that because their name is on your icon…
ON A MOONLIT NIGHT!
…
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you’ve a date in Constantinople
She’ll be waiting in Istanbul
So, take me back to Constantinople
No you cant go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks
ISTANBUL~~!
Hello I’m Dr. Worm! I’m really not a doctor but I AM A REAL WORM I’M AN ACTUAL WORM!
yay they might be giants \o/
Whatever the language since when is it good that an independent company does not guarantee the quality, but rather quarantees (maybe they quarantine) it.
it’s turkish.
orly?
Shouldn’t this be on Engrish?
Nope. Other than ‘quarantee’.
And “utmost”.
Wait never mind I was not thinking right.
’s all good.
Engrish = translation fail.
No. It’s not a translation fail. Except a missin “but”.
Last sentence in Turkish means exactly “But we don’t recommend to drink it.”
Someone else noticed that. Good, I thought I was the onlyest person who ever spake Turkish around here. (& I only recognize a few words, but ask me about Persian …)
Ooooh! You speak purrrrsian ?
You mean Farsi?
In English it’s called Persian.
i love how iranians call themselves persians..
Hm.
A penny for your thoughts?
I was almost first hah.
That’s nothing to hah about.
unless you want to bolt out
I don’t think that was worth a penny.
If you spent a penny and he took the p***, then it might be.
pies?
I was trying to be polite but I’ll spell it out for you.
P I S S
*The PC police smash down door*
Freeze! The Political Correctness Squad is here!
It wasn’t me!
Please take me instead of her officer. I did it not her.
*has previously swallowed the key to the cuffs*
If only I could remember how to make it come back up…
I can’t let you take the punishment Emperor.
Lets make a run for it through BFF’s falling windows!
Hold my hand, because that’s more important than getting away clean on our own. Hee hee.
First, it’s “enforcement officers” not “police”, and it’s “rapid removal of rectangular in/out facilitator” not “smash down door”. Furthermore, it’s “esist from engaging in further activity” not “Freeze!”, which is culturally insnsitive towards peoples living in lower temperature environments.
And of course, by “esist”, I meant desist.
*dunks head in bukkit*
Ugh. Cream of Brussels Sprouts!
Awwww, I thought “esist” were a real wurd!
I be gunna use it inna sentense.
“She not a ho, but she be the esist girl at school!”
“And I’m gonna esist that old lady across the street.”
haha, you said first
I want my penny back.
I want these last 5 minutes back.
I WANT MY PRETTY MIND BACK!!
[/MST3K reference]
Sorry, I’m afraid it was trampled on by the 3rd grade class.
The darlings, they tried to clean it, however sucess was a
bit limited. Perhaps you didn’t use it very often anyway?
Bonus fail: they misspelt “guarantee”
Yeah, it looks like the utmost quality has been “quaranteened.” That’ll be why they “don’t recommend to drink it.”
That’s why your in-room fridge is stocked with $3.00 bottles of water and $6.00 bottles of beer. Profit Time!
Just $3? I was at the Ritz Carlton and it was somewhere around $5 for water.
Drink from the tap when you are in the Ritz, not directly, because that is gross, but cup you hands.
I’m reasonably certain that the Ritz provides their guests with glassware. Ostensibly to pour your pricey mini-fridge drinks into, but I am positive that those same glasses will hold tap water without disintegrating.
See but I was taking the cheap route, as I was under the impression that a used glass would cost money. Sorta like the bottles of water they provide, then again I have never really been in a Ritz or extreme high class hotels. Most of the time when I have been in a hotel it was for a family vacation. Though I wont deny that I was oblivious, good catch Avis.
P.S. Saw a truck with your name on it. I think they are a shipping company.
Even the less expensive hotels and motels usually provide their guests with drnking glasses of some sort. At no charge.
Avis is also the name of a rental car provider. I chose it for it’s original meaning though. Bird.
Hence the avatar? or is there a deeper meaning behind the shadow of your bird?
Hence the avatar. It’s actually a stencil, not a shadow. And there is a deeper meaning to the name choice, it’s deeply personal though.
I cut off my prodding finger so don’t worry I will not ask. Did you draw it though, just wondering if you are an artist as well as an accomplished cook.
(Your site is full of nice treats, wish I could cook though).
Well, this is the Turkish version of Motel 6, “We’ll leave the camel fat lamp burning for you.”
imma drink the water
OK, please drink the water! Our resident doctor is poor and bored.
…and always in for a good laugh. Diarrhea happens to be on my top 5 list of laughter provoking pathologies.
…
Allright, I AM bored.
Yeah, this is like FB’s graveyard shift.
(also bored, but listening to some great music)
hm
How about you tell me your thoughts, and I decide if they’re worth a penny.
You know…I think you need to put these penny-spending moments on the “financial fail” thread.
Guarantee the utmost quality? I think they accidenty their anagram.
Guarantee the quay silt to tum.
Actually, there’s a transcript fail below the picture. It says “quarantee,” not “guarantee.”
Yes, it’s filtered…through the kidneys of our Employee of the Month.
who has either AIDS or the Flu… we just aren’t sure…
Do not drink the yellow vodka.
It’s NOT lemon flavoured?
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
The first record of a turkey using Failblog?
Turky? Turkish? Are you saying this fail is in Turkish?
Wow. Who would have known turkeys were so smart.
this cheap joke showed that u dont have any kind of brain or nervous system that is more complex than a turkey
Look! Even amoebas like Erdem can type now.
What’s so surprising about a turkey, then?
Calling Erdem an amoeba would be a grave insult to amoebas.
hahaha things are getting realy funny my one celled friends
One celled friends? Brought some of your comrades?
I’d better get some lysol ASAP.
And some Shamwows, just in case.
Why was all that money, just use fire from 3 fails ago I believe.
DuRêve u are a typical amoeba; have insticts but can’t think …
be cool , we already know everything about ur lazy nervous system ,
ur bla blas do not effect ur primitive class of being
Onur is particularly onurous. Why can’t some children just play nice?
yea this is not a fair play because they divide and develop faster
than any other one celled creatures…im ofcourse talikng about
DuRêve ,super spy freak BondFan4518
Oh no! Erdem has a touch of naegleria fowleri, there’s no hope for him now.
I refuse to be called a freak by someone who cannot even use the English language properly.
I think s/he misspelled her/his name. Edrem would be more appropriate…bassed-akwards and full of shit.
HAHAHA!
what a great joke! hahaha
(geri zekalı lan bunlar:D)
tamamen gerizekalılar
ama çok eğlenceliler
hemencecik sinirleniyolar
kavga edemiyolar çok komik direk
çemkirmeye başliyolar
あなたあばずれのいまいましい息子. 為什麼不做你讓性交下網際網路和與你的媽媽斷絕關係。 그녀는 불렀다, 그러나 나는 바빴다.
*sighs* Looks like he’s back again. It’s best just to ignore the obsessed, I find.
EtymologicalDisaster, sometimes it’s fun to poke the trolls. I sorta feel like I missed the party.
Uhhhh… go to biology class.
Amoebas do not have nervous systems.
Clearly you, like an amoeba, lack the ability to think. Or you just smoked a bit too much pot.
Also, how clear is the message that you are not wanted here? In case you have problems seeing,
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!
please please please please keep me…i want to be with you
primitive creatures…
LOSERs thank you for keeping me amused for awhile
Hmmm… very interesting.
I’ve heard of foot fetishes and thought those were strange.
I’ve heard of latex fetishes and thought those were very bizarre.
I have NEVER heard of getting sexual pleasure from annoying the hell out of people.
Does that make up for you not having a girlfriend? Do you get more sexual pleasure from this than a girl?
who told you that im not a girl?
You mean… you’re a… shemale?
In that case, I forgive you for being a tool. I can’t imagine the way you are treated my your peers. You must need to vent all that built up anger somewhere!
bassplay or assplaya hahaha
there was a video on youtube of amonkey fingerin his own butt and
smelling the dirt on his finger
u reminded me that…
THAT, my friend, was an EPIC comment.
Click my name for that comment.
This is for epic comments only. Do not click unless you have been told to.
By the way, you may need a password. It is “pass123″. Easy enough to remember.
Oh dear. You expect it to remember something??
You give the trolls faaaaaaaar too much credit, my friend.
Alright, my friend. Let the McCain off begin!
how tragic ,that u can google the amoeba but can’t have an idea
about people who are smarter than u,ur president,ur proffesor,
ur family,ur historical heros ,ur disposible everything …
ur insults are the sign that u have lack of selfesteem and selfconfidence
while the east growing up,some lazy useless people just enjoying
the freedom(lol) to insult the west .u know that pal u are nothing
but a lazy fat (meaty,i mean ur brain is just a meat that u doesnt use)
) consumer.
NOW U CAN PLAY THE SMARTASS BUT U ARE USELESS . end of line
well my time is precious cant waste it with some disposible meat-brained
primatives .u have the freedom (lol again) to insult me ….
WTF does this say? Anyone?
It’s in Trollish. I think the general translation is, “Duh…me want to join your reindeer games, but my head is stuck in the railing.”
It says “Dear Guests” etc.
@ Jam and Dragonwriter Onur shortly says ur brains are
made of meat and u all classic fat butted super losers.
Erdem, I have a feeling insulting Dragonwriter will be your last action here before you are condmened to limitless humiliation.
In order to feel humiliation, one must first have humility.
And humanity.
I don’t think amoebas who misspell their own names have either.
Fat butted super losers? Oh that hurts… no wait… it was just indigestion, my bad!
Wow! He did say fat butted super losers!
I was wasting all my time on eight-year-olds! What a disappointment!
tl;dr
Alright. Reading that, I managed to understand a good portion.
I came up with an argument to every point in that, so enjoy!
1. Smart my ass.
2. Insults my ass.
3. Self esteem my ass.
4. Self confidence my ass.
5. Lazy my ass.
6. Nothing my ass.
7. Fat my ass.
8. Consumer my ass.
9. Smart ass my ass.
10. Primitive my ass.
11. Meat-brained my ass.
Does this comment make my ass look fat?
12.Disposible
or u are really disposible Bassplaya?
whatever
Overused, not fat.
*SNORK!!*
I love it when the trolls showcase their ignorance by misspelling the most “important” words in their posts.
do not underestimate turkeys erdem,this pal here is not smarter than an
amoeba (even the dead ones).
Before I point out the (lacking) intelligence of your comment, who was the insult directed at?
Himself?
just waiting for an attack eh ? lol ,poor ones , well u can play the
smartass now lol
I believe it’s quite funny how some people get mad because of what someone they don’t know posts on a website devoted to humo(u)r.
Chill. Have a cookie.
And I do believe you’re the one who started the attacks. So be a man and take it.
I like being a smartass…emphasis on the “smart”.
Not seeing much of that from these trolls. They aren’t very interesting or fun.
Indeed. Besides, being smart means that your whole being
shares such quality, even your ass.
*Squeeze*
Have a nice day.
Woop!!
DuRêve, you’d better not let the Admiral catch you squeezing my ass. :p
How now? How did my hands get there?
Bad hands! Bad hands!
Turks are smarter than you..Believe me..And here is not a place to express your hate against Turkis people..This blog is for fun , not for racism..If you insist being a racist idiot you can be in a politic anti-turkist website..With my worst wishes..May the luck not be with you
Turkey does not equal Turkish!
Understanding FAIL.
It’s also a generalisation to say that all Turks are smarter than him.
A racist one, at that.
Sorry about that if you are commenting for the first time. We have a person on here who is just trying to get everyone upset so that we will talk to him. He uses different names at every post.
We’ve had quite a few of those.
And this very post is the proof for the opposite.
Yes. I did not mean that in any racist terms. I was talking about turkeys. THE GODDAMN BIRD! Calm down, please.
And yes, there will be some assholes around here who get sexual pleasure from pissing people off. You can either ignore them or have fun dissing them. Do not take what they say personally.
ur mum gobble gobbled my cock hahahahah
And now you are left with nothing.
GOBBLES!!
I just looked out of the window and it’s hailing!
I just looked out of the window and it’s….well, night. I can’t see anything.
Blue sky with a light breeze here.
Bright, warm, sunny, cloudless spring day.
Its sunny but cold still, well chilly. I think I am going to go play soccer, for bff and jam, I’m going to play football. I don’t know who else is British.
You can call it soccer. I care very little about it either way.
Really, even if I ask you what your favorite team is? You must have a reply. I know what you meant but since I escaped the political correct police (PCP). I need to not attract any more unwanted attention.
I have to say NUFC because it’s my local/home team but I’d rather watch paint dry.
I’d get lynched for that if those northerners ever heard me.
Well myself grandfathered in literally enjoy watching Inter Milan. I am partial to Italian league Soccer firstly as I am Italian, and because that’s all I watched growing up, aside from every World Cup, which I incurred World Cup disease whenever school interfered. I am glad I got to see my nation win.
Everyone gets a touch of the World Cup disease. That’s the only time you’ll catch me watching it though; patriotic and all that jazz.
It is true no one else takes pride in their team unless they are in the World Cup, I would say this applies to North Americans rather than Europeans as they do care also for the European Cup, but not as much. Sometimes I track Italy’s progress to the cups, but not that often. Most of the time, I know that they will qualify and just watch the tournis. Aside from that I am basically watching Inter every Saturday, either taped or live or off the internet, no pun intended.
Newcastle United…watching pant dry…
Is there a difference?
*roffles*
Not a lot of difference, no!
Seattle Sounders!
Call me the breeze
I keep blowin’ down the road
Well now they call me the breeze
I keep blowin’ down the road
I ain’t got me nobody
I don’t carry me no load
Ain’t no change in the weather
Ain’t no changes in me
Well there ain’t no change in the weather
Ain’t no changes in me
And I ain’t hidin’ from nobody
Nobody’s hidin’ from me
Oh, that’s the way it’s supposed to be
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, ‘n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
Let the wind blow,
Let the grass grow,
But don’t let her go.
After all the jacks are in their boxes
And the clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the street
Footprints dressed in red
And the wind whispers Mary
A broom is drearily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of yesterday’s life
Somewhere a queen is weeping
Somewhere a king has no wife
And the wind, it cries Mary
The traffic lights, they turn, uh, blue tomorrow
And shine their emptiness down on my bed
The tiny island sags down stream
‘Cause the life that lived is,
Is dead
And the wind screams Mary
Uh-will the wind ever remember
The names it has blown in the past?
And with this crutch, its old age, and its wisdom
It whispers no, this will be the last
And the wind cries Mary
Weendows? We ain’t gots no steenking weendows!
I gots Mac!
Now there’s lightning! Goodness, is this the Apocalypse or something?
Maybe you should start worrying when fire rocks start pouring from the sky.
@BFF-Funny you should mention that. As soon as I find out how to create a link, you should clickie my name!
All you need to do is type the address of the site you want to link to in the space marked URI. That will create a link. Sometimes it doesn’t work, the filter thinks it’s spam and won’t post it.
EtymologicalDis- Tell you what, can I call you ED from now on? It’s a bit long, you see? No offence, but it’s more efficient.
You can make your name a link by typing in the web address in the box with URI written above it. This box is below your “email (required etc) ” box.
Thanks! Got it. Yeah, I’m fine with Ed.
*checks calendar* Yes!
Yes it is, sorry, Nice Knowing You!
Oh, wait it’s “A’ Pro Calypso Day” in Jamaica!
So never mind! Carry On! Nothing to see here.
Oh… I had my front row tickets and everything!
We’ve still got about 3 years left.
Does that mean I bought a ton of twinkies and a shelter for nothing?
Aaaw, man!
Ooh, what’s this? A red button? Why does it read ‘Doomsday nuke’?
*Presses button*
Dammit…Zurack isn’t even here!
[Conspiracy Brother]
Atomic Co-REH? Well, let’s see what this so-called button does…
[/Conspiracy Brother]
It’s hailing your windows? RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! BFF’S WINDOWS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!
*windows smashes through ceiling*
They’re heeere…!!!
Windows crashing? Nothing new here.
That reminds me of this classic Punditkitchen caption. Clickie.
What the hell is wrong with me and nesting today?
You haven’t got enough McDonald’s cartons?
*Gives Bassplaya some twigs and insulation fuzz*
Maybe these will help.
That looks curiously like… MY insulation! No wonder my house is so cold!
Other than the spelling mistake they also didn’t translate it well. Here is my translation of what the sign says in Turkish, it’s different than their translation…
Dear customer, Our tap water has been filtered and has passed through necessary controls to achieve quality approval. But we don’t recommend you drink it.
This could mean the water is checked for bugs and such.
This really is not a fail, they are expressing that there is nothing wrong with it, however they don’t suggest drinking it… Fail fail
I see the FAILpologist trolls have arrived.
And they aren’t making any sense.
*offers a cookie*
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it…but I wouldn’t suggest eating it.
There may be nothing wrong with it, but is there anything right with it?
If you’d ever had one of my cookies…you’d never, ever have to ask that.
Well, maybe if I was offered a cookie, I could verify that. Or five cookies. That will make the result certain.
Here’s the thing: they are basically saying that their water is perfectly safe to wash in and they’ve done everything in their power to make sure it’s clean, but it’s not potable.
This is totally normal in Third-world and developing countries. In fact, the truth is many people traveling to the US or places in the West can get sick on tap water because there are some microbes they’re not used to.
In Cairo, the water is *completely* safe (it’s chlorined to the nines), but it tastes like crap. I don’t recommend drinking it either if you’re only there for a short period of time.
In most places, tolerance to local bacteria etc can be built by eating the local variant on yogurt (there usually is one in most places) and the local variant of pickled vegetables. Both foods are filled with the beneficial bacteria that will get your body used to the local bugs. It’s still not always safe to drink the tap water at that point either.
Yeah, this is totally a Fail fail.
I do appreciate the honesty.
fail picture description spelling fail: an ≠ and
mmmm…rancid water. makes the poo move quicker. YAY diarrhea!!!!
ninety fifth!!
Is that the count of unknown objects you’ve shoved up your ass?
I didn’t have the heart to tell him his post was actually 98th! Sshh!
He shoved 98 posts up his ass? And you counted?
I was hoping he could beat the world record but he ran out of posts. So I improvised and handed him a few potatoes.
I wonder what it says in Turkish. Maybe this was just a translation error.
It is more like:
Our tap-water is filtered and checked and its quality is approved but we don’t recommend to drink it.
a greater fail!
It is much more like:
Dear Guest,
Our tap-water, while being filtered, has passed necessary checks and and given a quality guarantee. Nevertheless, we don’t recommend to drink it.
Just sayın’…
This is a test. Just ignore it.
I wondered when my country’s gonna be on FailBlog; now I’m truly happy. I think it’s our first, right? It’s actually an honor to be here among all the fails our frienemy USA has
. (omigod i offended someone)
hell yeah boy ,u are right , we should now bring u some democracy .
for the smartass:
hey u smartass ,wanna fight for my oil -i mean ur country ?
good booy know u can die for ur country (and make me rich).
u are sooo smart ,here fetch it…
Turkey is poor about oil.
No offense but you should check wikipedia or google.
Turkey is poor about oil?
Ah, it all makes sense now. You ARE eight years old, and English is not your first language.
yeah failblog will be funnier from now
What the hell is up with these trolls today?
I think the same trolls are coming back day after day under new names.
We really haven’t seen any new forms of trollism lately…have we?
Noop. And they seem to come in pairs.
.
.
.
*inserts inevitable dirty joke*
Like witnesses?
No, more like stinky socks.
Hmm.. Don’t think the stinky socks metaphor works. Dirty socks get lost in the laundry. Trolls don’t wash.
But they ARE washouts and serious losers.
I like to think of them as junk mail. You can burn ‘em all you like, but you’ll just get another handful tomorrow.
YAY IM FIRST FOR ONCE!!! IM GONNA RUN DOWN MY STREET NAKED SINGING LADY GA GA IN MY MOST FEMININE VOICE WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! SUCK IT!!!
I mean, Dragonwriter! This one’s so stupid he can’t event function as a troll!
*snork*
This one obviously just forgot to take his medication.
Too much medication, if you ask me.
Coyote!!!
*gentle hug*
How goes it, bud?
It goes better for being here.
Weak as a kitten. I can’t walk from one end of the house to the other without needing to sit.
Leaving in a couple of minutes to get yet another pair of shots to stimulate stem cell growth. They burn and hurt like hell.
I also now have a Hickman cath. in my neck. I think of it as the garden hose.
Other than all of that I am spiffy.
*Squeeze*
I have no idea what a Hickman cath is but it sounds horrid.
It is.
Got to go now. Bye all.
Hey…if all this means we get to have you around for a long, long time…I’m all for it.
That whole “extreme pain/exhaustion” thing sucks big time, though.
*squeeze!*
Coyote! *SQUEEZE!*
An affable hug to you too!
Good to see you Coyote!
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
*squeeze*
translation fail.
this translation sucks, really. it is a better fail in Turkish.
where did you get this photo from? are you from Turkey or were you a tourist?
It’s more like:
Our tap-water is filtered and checked and its quality is approved but we don’t recommend to drink it.
This actually isn’t mistranslated. According to my translator, “Ama içmenizi tavsiye etmiyoruz” really does mean, “But I do not recommend drinking”.
*facepalm*
Yes, but the “but” is missing in translation.
Actually, it says “quarantee” … with a Q.
I love my country..We are so honest what can we do ??
P.S : Yes. I’m Turkish
This is in Turkish. in TurkisH part, it says “But, we don’t recommend to drink it” in the last sentence. Not “we don’t recommend to drink it” . So there are two fails. As a Turkish guy, i’m seeing another fail here, why they don’t recommend even they say it’s tested, etc.. . There must be something wrong they don’t say about it and they don’t want people die from this.
cheers.
afternoon delight
At any rate, I wouldn’t drink the water. I’m a vegetarian.
Vegetarian’s don’t drink water now? Interesting.
News to me!
Wow, just… wow.
For a second there I thought I was going to be able to drink it
Is the spork a failure of the fork and the spoon, or a success of both? http://tinyurl.com/spork-more
This sign inspared Dave Matthews to write a song.
i enjoy missing i’s
Then you would love to live in the land of the blind.
*wraps self up in bright paper and ribbon*
*snuggles down to wait with bells on*
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I think you misspelled effluent.
And since I don’t particularly want to snuggle with any of you…(no offense, DrB)…
*boots everyone out of thread and goes back to waiting for her hunny*
Your hunny is here, but very tired from you-know-what. All I want to do is snuggle in your arms all night.
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh…perfect.
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*poke* <- I couldn’t resist.
oh hell son
and the kids they dance and shake their bones and the politicians throwing stones cause its all to clear we’re on our own singing ashes ashes all fall down
jenny i got your number
trying to stimulate conversation FAIL
trying to talk on new page never seen before FAIL
trying to fit in with the cool kids FAIL
trying to play out of his league FAIL
FAILING…? Who knows?
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(my binary actually says comments, i’m not just spaming)
Spelling errors in binary…it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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I can’t find that code anywhere.
I suppose its better to scroll the comment than to screw up the entire page, especially if you decide to post in binary for whatever reason. Aso, no duckies for you.
Also, it says QUARANTEE, instead of guarantee, if anyone else hasn’t noticed.
okay, no problem, buba will eat that water then.
That wasnt at a little hotel in Istanbul was it? I think I have a photo of the same sign…
Those turks.
Never visit a country where you can’t drink the tap water. Stick to the first world.
oh, yeah. i stick to your mama.
Well, in my country when you are thirsty you go to your fridge not to your bathroom.
LOL, too funny dude. Good thing for bottled water huh?
RT
http://www.privacy.at.tc
belongs on Engrish.
in these countries, they look at tap water poorly for consumption, even though its as clean as ours. For some reaosn they just dont trust it, they only drink bottled. So yea, not as hard of a fail as most people prolly think
i noticed the Q in Guarentee lol
Wtf is supposed to be funny about that? In many regions you just don’t drink tap water, even if it’s sanitary safe. You use it for bathing, cleaning or cooking. Extra filtering or boiling before drinking is recomended.
Damn, drinking water should be a class better quality at least.
It’s funny because they tried to assure the patrons of the facility that the drinking water was safe and clean, yet ended up stating exactly the opposite.
Which is a failure on the part of the translator.
Which is funny.
Now that I’ve spelled it out to you, it won’t be funny anymore anyway, for you or myself. Your anti-lulz have ruined my lulz.
Cesme doesn’t mean tap-water, but means foutain, spring, etc; it is also the name of a town near Izmir.
I frequent Cesme every year for holydays and I know that its tap-water is radioactive, undrinkable and you have to buy bottled water, but you can have there fantastic curative saunas.
p.s. sorry for my engrish, I’m italian
actually “çeşme” means tap (or fountain) and “su” means water so it does mean tap-water. i would translate as “musluk suyu” which is the exactly same thing.
hm.
I would like to point out that in the Turkish version it says: HOWEVER, we don’t recommend you drink it.
yea that’s important
I was just wondering why the caption under the picture says “guarantee” when the picture says “quarantee”
I don’t see anything interesting or fail about the sign. It is filtered for bathing but not enough for drinking.
they spelled the word guarantee wrong, they spelled it “quarantee”
And you’re what…100th person pointing this out?
Can I hitch a ride on this comment?