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Did Jimmeny Cricket tell this fool this was a FAIL? guess not.
Lol, no, I guess he didn’t
xD
So that would be the average American car.
i think this is from the movie “super size me”
not sure….
I thinks its from Heart Fail: The Movie
XD
My car used to be like this when I was a student. You could hear small animals scurrying under the trash.
scurrying? they were probably going #3 everywhere.
That’s just this guy’s recycling car. The only fail is that it’s not Burger King.
Same crap, different logo.
No no no no. A BK Triple Whopper with Cheese is a thing of Great Joy and Beauty. A Big Mac is just, well, a Big Mac.
*insert little barfy smiley here*
*chomps on a supremely delicious Whopper…*
Seriously, WN, they are all the same crap. McDonald, and Burger King, and Taco Bell, and everyone else.
A big part of the attraction of slow food is in the making!
AND in the fact that it tastes like actual food!
Where I live it’s quicker to make your own food.
They haven’t quite got the whole idea of ‘fast’ yet.
So… you’re saying Taco Bell and McDonalds are the same thing? o___O
Funny, I’ve never been offered Mac Sauce on my chili cheese burrito….
If you look at the boxes that the “meat” comes in at McD’s, you will see it says “edible”.
I have, then I smacked the cashier in her face, right in the middle
of public too!
With a car like this the only result is a massive heart attack from a 100% blockage.
Burger King rules
Their chicken fries are ok, but their burgers…
Let me put it this way: I don’t like reheated, microwaved burgers.
burger king sucks mcdonalds is wayyyyyyy better then burger king
MCD’s YUCK! I’ll eat Burger King any day over MCD’s.
I agree xD My car also used to be like this when i lived in it before the state gave me a flat full of rats
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?
One too many I am afraid.
win
TYPE 2543 DIABETES
THIRD COMMENT! ZOMG
OR MEHBEH FOURTH COMMENT THAT’S STILL WORTHY OF ZOMGING
What gives you the urge to act so toolish?
LTNS, Bassplaya
some guy? Umm, we don’t do lolspeak in here – it’s bad for the complexion.
Yeah, it’s been a while. Nice to be back!
Pfft. I got more than one times first and I couldn’t care less.
becoz ur not hardcore
Did I just hear LOLSPEAK?
Nope. You didn’t hear a thing^.
Where my hearin’ aids at?
Just play loud. You know what I mean.
…unless you live hardcore
And the Legend of the Rent was way hardcore!
ur still all those things u know
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNED!!! MAN THAT WAS COLDER THAN GREENLAND!!
Actually, no. Greenland is considerably colder.
That was colder than Arizona.
so’s your face!
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
YOUR MOM
(the temptation overcame me)
You’re new here, aren’t you? (Rhetorical question, by the way, Opie.)
say whut?! MAN U TRIPPIN’
pardon my rhetoric. street vernacular is dificult to shed but life here neccesitates that i use the proper slang.
Do you plan on starting soon?
Since rhetoric is the art of persuasive speech…and I’m not seeing any of that from this guy…I’m thinking noooooooooo.
Since idiocy is generally the abode of those who refer to themselves as reproductive organs, I’m thinking you’re right.
please excuse my abstance, i had a bit too much snap, crack, and pop in my rice crispies
WTF is abstance?
Well, the fact that he has crack with this Rice Crispies explains a LOT.
I have a feeling you, sir, are the one who has been smoking illegal substances.
oh heavens no… excluding marijuana, it calms my soul and is healthier than cigarettes (proven fact)
Healthier than cigarettes? Proven fact?! Where have you been getting this information from?
It probably is actually. Not addictive (much)… no nicotine…
Think about it. Tobacco companies have to have government standards, while marijuana growing is unregulated. We don’t know what poisonous fertilizers the drug’s been exposed to, and going to jail isn’t very healthy, is it?
Jail is a side effect. That is true about the fertilizers, and most of it is spiked with other things. However, pure marijuana is probably better for you than a cigarette.
*puts nerd hat on*
I’m no fan of pot but it IS a proven fact that it’s less harmful than both nicotine-based cigarettes (which contain highly toxic additives like benzene and formaldehyde). It’s true that marijuana could come laced with anything, but even the “say no to drugs” leaflets that we were handed when I was in high school had lists of symptoms for every drug that made marijuana look about the same as alcohol. On average, based on most scientific research, it’s just safer. Also, you cannot overdose on it.
That should say “…both nicotine-based cigarettes (…) and alcohol.”
You can overdose on it if you eat it – say, in cookies or cake.
…like the guy that overdosed on alcohol by giving himself a sherry enema.
Also – does not cause cancer.
Ew, I don’t want to know what he was cooking up with that plan! >_<
Yeah, if you eat a lot of marijuana, it will probably make you feel sick toyour stomach and such… but unless there’s another drug involved or you have allergies of some sort, it won’t kill you.
Also has some very medicinal properties, which is why medical marijuana is legal in many states now for cancer patients, people with glaucoma, people with severe rheumatoid arthritis, etc.
Forgot to say: Eating cigarettes will also make you sick, for obvious reasons. Drinking too much alcohol will give you alcohol poisoning. This will likely damage your liver and can very possibly kill you.
You can actually overdose on pot. But you need to smoke something like a pound in an hour, and that’s physically impossible.
not if you’re Michael Phelps!
i see you people agree with my fact (takes a bow)
Actually, regarding Nerd-Fluffy’s comment, I suppose so! That would almost be like not breathing at all for a really long time!
tp: I’ll back up anyone who speaks the truth (as far as can be verified by logic & science, anyway).
i’d marry Mary Jane if they’d only let me
Not that I’d know from personal experience *cough*, but I don’t think that most pot is laced with anything. Also, not that I’d know from personal experience *cough*, the stuff grows so well that for the most part insecticides and fertilizers are not required.
*cough, cough*
Hmmm, wake and bake………………………………………………………………….
Well, if you decide you like it here and you are NOT a troll, I suggest proper capitalization and punctuation.
you’re a troll for saying that
You know, Wyde, if you just weren’t such a penis (or Opie or lennox “King”or UGG or whoever else you’ve been, and I know I’ve left the list incomplete ), I don’t think anyone here would have any problem with you. I think I understand what you’re trying to do, but I could never understand how a mind can let itself get to that state. Your call.
I’d suggest that he call his psychiatrist with that call, but that’s just me.
Little bit of a sidetrack here, isn’t Etymology the study of insects? I could be wrong, (it happened once before, when I thought I made a mistake). But then would an Etymological Disaster be something like a bug zapper gone awry?
PS, I wonder what state his mind is in? Because if it’s Arkansas, that’s just not cool….
Entomology is the study of insects.
Etymology is the study of the history of words.
Thank you, fluffy. I chose it after trying to read lolspeak a few pages over.
*snork*
Oh you poor poor thing… I am migraine prone, so I avoid those comments.
Here’s a little fun clickie to my ICHC page!
Actually I always wondered why you went by that name. (Not sure why I didn’t ask, actually.)
Etymology – the origin and history of a word
Entomology – the study of insects
Entomology is the study of insects. Etymology is the defined as the history of a linguistic form shown by tracing its development from the earliest recorded occurrence in the language where it is found.
No, that would be eNtymology.
Oh well…at least I can spell “you” and know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.
theirs a difference? noone ever told me! I bet their laughing about it to! Those jerks, I oughta kick they’re asses for not telling me too talk more gooder.
I prefer amenable, reformed, ex-troll, guy-who-won’t-get-an-avatar…
Have a cookie, Jason K. There is no faery dust in this one.
May I please have one with faery dust? Pretty please? With gossamer wings if possible?
The road to civilization for a former troll is long, hard, and arduous.
And I agree – JasonK has come a long way
I am about to sprinkle some faery dust on Jason’s cookie, after all. He doesn’t seem to want it. The dust contains a spell, so can be whatever I want.
*materializes a cookie, sprinkles faery dust on it, while whispering under breath*
There ya go, WN! I wasn’t sure what your need was, so I made it be whatever you wish.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nummers…
Oh Oh. I better get GF over here quick.
It was to make it whatever kind of cookie you wanted. However, the mind can work magic too, as you wood know.
The mind can work wunders.
my mind can work with Wonder Bread..
…I bet the wife would love it!
That wasn’t fairy dust then, just Viagra mixed with Cialis ans Inzyte.
But enjoy! Oh! and Call your Doctor if “it” lasts longer than your GF, because good Doctors usually have a few “available” babes’ numbers in their PDA’s.
Bob, I can always count on you!
GF, on the other hand, is losing her faith in skwerls…
McHealth
McCar
McLovin it.
McLoose movement.
That’s a nice image for me first thing in the morning, DrB – thanx!
McEwwwwwwwww
McWipe.
McMerde.
McFlush.
McShovin it (in)
McPushin’ it.
McCan’tbreathe
Mchammer
McJagger
*stab stab*
McGyver
MCEscher
McRooney
MCEscher
(Comments wont nest below this level)
COMMENT WIN!
Umphrey’s McGee
McAfee
McFly?
McBusters :O
McDonalds
McGarbage.
McHawk
McTurition
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
McStrain it (out)
*McWipes*
McWipes again, and again, and…
McShamwow
McFish
McRug
McPhish
McroPhish
McTaco
OMG that guy is creepier in real life. I didn’t think that was possible.
(BTW Dragon, it’s a safe clickie)
(no, scratch that. It’s disturbing).
*snork*
Okay. Thanks for looking out for me, fluffy.
McMc
you’ll need a PaceMcEr
Third!
Wonder if it smells more like Taco Bell or McDonalds?
question?
answer: no, i don’t.
…not third.
No, I am almost certain we are on the third planet in the solar system. I haven’t visited the others but I have been told repeatedly that we are, in fact, third.
The awesome power of the small amount of Taco Bell in the car cancels out the mass of McDonalds smell.
Well at least the outside of his car is clean..
Or her car of course. That’s possible.
Yeah, hadn’t thought of that. It probably belongs to that woman in the nude sledding fail a couple of weeks ago.
Don’t EVER remind me of her.
*makes note in little black book*
*puts yellow sticky on page in fluffy’s little black book*
*Puts lines of yellow stickys on fluffy’s black book to make a bumble bee book*
*puts lines of white stickys on fluffy’s black book to make a zebra book*
Sheesh.
*copies all notes from little black book into new pink and orange book, tosses black book to the boys to play with*
Boys and their little black books, eh?
*covers book in yellow stickies, leaving sporadic black spots, to make a leopard book*
*cuts holes in stretchy book and tries-on leopard pants*
Looking good Doc! Now can I have my thong back?
she’s now failed publicly twice..
…that we know of.
LOL
BROL
Brolly. *loves storms*
Um, more likely the Hoarding Fail woman.
Actually, I doubt the sledding woman is the hording woman. Being nekkid on a sled is the absolute opposite of carrying your house in your car.
;
No. I think his colon is full, not semi.
I think he spells it “Colin.” Wiseass!
Yeah. He talks crap.
Can you speak up? I don’t think I turd what you said.
This thread is bowel-ing me over.
Shitake mushrooms may offer some help.
I think he’s just pooped.
duce you get the picture?
d00d, do you have the frequency?
Loosely speaking?
Just an example of inter-feces co-operation!
Ouch! I just got blocked up by a thistle!
Don’t worry. Just chill out and relax(ative)
Yes. Exercise a little moral fibre.
This thread is gross, I may need to evacuate.
I like it, I think I may pull up a stool..
Would you also like a black banana?
*bakes banana bread, tosses peels into the thread*
*wanders into thread*
*slips on banana peels*
*falls on butt*
Crap.
A vicar wanders into a thread…
…drapes in hand but nary a thread on his body…
Supersize this?
::hands DHawk a hummer full of fast food bags and crap::
I doubt even Urban Dictionary has a name for THAT definition!
We call ‘em Americans
Meh. Not the ones I know.
Or the ones I know. That ancient stereotype is overused. Like the steretype of an Englishman in a top hat, eating scones, drinking tea and drawling “Pip-pip, my good man!”.
Really??!?? You should have told me that before I got tickets to England. What a disappointment!
Hey, I was disappointed too when I first went to California and a ten gallon hat wearing cowboy didn’t greet me at the airport!
(I know you were just kidding about the Poms though, ole chap)
Indeed, old bean. I say, how about a jolly good game of cricket?
*sips tea*
Sterling! Then I thought we might toddle up to the House of Lords, and roger some sense into the scallywags!
.
*sip, sip, bowl*
What ho! But we must finish this match first. Then we can ruffle those rascals. Oh dear, the scones are getting cold!
*munches scone with jam*
Jolly good show with Jam there! Playing the Gentleman’s Game has left me rather parched! I wonder if that lager is at room temperature yet?
Whoa dude.. fo’ shizzle?
*stuffs face with extra large quadruple burger and diet coke*
*dismounts from kangaroo*
.
*feeds baby to pet dingo*
.
G’day fluff!
*scratches, adjusts*
Cricket, a gentleman’s game! What’s that aboot? The only true sport is hockey, eh! And real men drink their beer ice cold.
*gets on dogsled*
I’m oot of here.
*falls off turnip truck*
*picks straw out of hair*
Okay…! Which wunnayoo fine fellers has the money? I’m
gonna be your baby’s mamma.
*finishes beer, stubs out cigarette, and freaks out at the rainbow coming from the sprinkler*
Where ya goin’, ya hoser? Ya Fergot yer toque, eh!
*gives up and retreats inside igloo*
I got two short legs, one of them is square.
Wrong part of the country for that. Try Texas, ol’ chap.
Hay – that’d be Texas you talkin’ bout, not Californy.
In California you’re met at the airport by a bevy of beautiful babes in bikinis, on rollerblades.
Can’t say it better than Robert Plant:
———–
Spent my days with a woman unkind
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine
Made up my mind to make a new start
Goin’ to California with an achin’ in my heart
Someone told me there’s a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
———–
Took my chances on a big jet plane
Never let them tell you that they’re all the same
Oh, the sea was red and the sky was gray
Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
As the children of the sun began to awake
Watch out
———–
Seems that the wrath of the Gods got a punch on the nose
And it started to flow, I think I might be sinkin’
Throw me a line, if I reach it in time
I’ll meet you up there where the path runs straight and high
———–
To find a queen without a king
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings, la la la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin’ to find a woman who’s never, never, never been born
Standin’ on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Telling myself it’s not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
Yeah, those California girls made me hard, hard, hard when I lived there too.
But I didn’t mind
Californication?
That’s because ten gallon hat wearing cowboys are from Texas, not California.
Yeah! Everybody knows that Englishmen wear top hats, eat scones, drink tea, and say “Pip-pip, my good man! Cheerio!”
Mcabre.
It is a gristly scene.
I had KFC once, and found feathers under that deepfried coating. *shudders* It was just all wrong.
I will not eat chicken skin *shudders* or fat. I once found a chicken toe w/ claw in some chinese soup. That’s when I left.
I had chicken feet in China a few years ago. I can usually eat local food wherever I travel, but it was the calluses on the toes that made me gag – I was in public, so I finished the meal.
So there I was, picking the kids up from Urban Camouflage class when this photographer jumps out at us…
Awww Dad, do we have to ride in the trunk again?!?!
Yes, son. Otherwise you’ll crush my… my precious!
Sorry for the repeat.
*leaves Bassplaya’s ring alone*
Well DUH!!! If you didn’t, where else would I put my burgerz!!
Yes, son. Otherwise you’ll crush my… my precious!
Damn. Nesting fail.
The nest looks pretty good to me. Wonder what kinda animal lives in it.
Wow.
My rockmelons sprouted (cantaloupe where you are, I think). Just sayin’.
Oh, you can’t elope with a rockmelon…
Rockmelons…isn’t that B52′s song?
I’d try a training bra, if I were you.
It’s submitted by “The Workers.” I wonder if that car belongs to their boss?
… the boss yelled at them to take out the trash one too many times. They got their revenge.
I tend to agree with your surmisal of the situation. Peons’ revenge FTW!!
“My kinda’ shoppin’ spree.”
Did you see some shadows?
I’m lovin’ it…
@sailingteddy: Did you actually read all those comments on the Epic Money Fail? I scrolled over them and noticed you had replied to so many of them. I got bored after just a few. But boy! did it ever bring the people out of the woodwork!
Look Mac, if you don’t clean out this car, there won’t be enough room for me to show you my McMuffin when we go parking…
*begins frenzied car cleaning*
Make sure you scrub those seats. I don’t want ketchup packets stuck to my McRibs.
You really know how to put a fellow’s McNuggets in the fryer, don’t you, Sidhe?
Just wait until you seed what I will do. I mayo just toast your buns if you don’t chop-chop!
*finishes up the car cleaning and spritzes Febreeze*
Ta-Da!! Say, that McMuffin of yours wouldn’t happen to be bacon, would it?
*wishes he could come up with another few McPuns*
Are you punning me, Ed? I thought you had super-sized my BigMac order?
I think he’s going to give you a Happy Meal.
Does it come with at toy?
*sniff*
I don’t want a toy. I’m a big kitty now.
*big gulp*
LOL.
*bat bat*
Oops! What am I doing! Sorry Fluffy!
I have a special cookie for you, really. It won’t get soggy in water.
*drops cookie gently into bowl*
(Fluffy, I was batting the glass.)
Fwuffy? You ok?
Yep yep. A little batted. Thanks for the cookie.
(Psss….sidhe…I think she mean a “little batty.)
:p
^”
I thought she was being a little koi, but maybe I was just piranh-oid.
*stealthily squeezes Sidhe Cat*
Hee hee. *squeeze*
*grouper squeeze!*
Oh my cod, I needed that!
Glad I could kelp.
It’s sizzling, but not like bacon.
Omg I saw this car at fantastic sam’s the other day. I had a lot more crap in it.
Disgusting. Wasn’t there a porta-potty around?
Hey, when nature calls, you can’t keep her waiting!
When nature calls, it’s never long distance.
it’s usually not toll free either
Sometimes you can put her on hold, though it isn’t recommended.
Plus, it’s quite uncomfortable if you hang up on her in the middle of a conversation.
She’s been known to sojourn in a coke bottle during bad traffic jams.
And paper McDonald’s bags if necessary.
You can use the bags to wipe the receiver after the call.
(I say “receiver”, assuming you’re a vicar)
*ponders a vicar and supersized fries*
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
There’s no answering machine/voicemail for the call of nature.
Depends.
WIN!
is there re-dial?
I’m assuming somewhere under all that trash is a book about controlling compulsive behaviour…
Prolly the guy teaching it
I was actually thinking of “Fast Food Nation”. It’s really a worthy ready if you ever eat fast food. I got a few people off that junk by lending them that book. Clickie for more info.
Thanks. I’ve been seeing it on bookstore shelves for years now and heard what a great book it is, but I haven’t gotten around to reading it. After seeing this documentary and only today standing in the supermarket, frustrated by unlabelled food items (I was an avid Nutrition Facts label reader back in Canada), I’m more interested in picking this book up soon though. (The documentary was actually very biased and not very scientific but still had a lot of good information from legitimate research sources.)
I would recommend it. I picked it up at an airport bookshop and it tells witness accounts of people who visited numerous fast food chains such as Taco Bell, McDonalds and KFC – and the diseases they got from the food. I read a story in the book, of a man who ate a Taco Bell taco and had stomach cramps, food poisoning and vomiting for days.
Yuck. Reminds me of a news segment I saw once about how you could get salmonella or even E Bola virus from ice when they use an open trough and scoop to shovel ice into a drink cup (or especially if it’s self serve). Cold-temperature resistant microbes on people’s hands continued to multiply and just migrate down the scoop into the ice cubes, themselves. They recommended saying no to scooped ice whenever possible. Machine-dispensed ice was supposed to be safer, but they warned that those can still become contaminated too.
Man, I was in non-stop nerd mode, that day. Gotta remember to take that hat off when I’m done!
….I have no words for this….
WHAT? I can’t hear you, but my technicians tell me I can.
Hehe, well remembered! One really needs their technician to plug things in properly.
Thanks
*squeeze*
All those knobs and loose ends need to be fine tuned for proper reception.
To keep it responsive to the slightest whisper, the whole system needs attention.
One channel comes in clear as a bell when you hold the antenna.
It’s good to switch up the channels and get the credits to roll a few times.
I SAID I have no words for this. I know you can hear me! Why else would you be answering me?
lol
its cleaner than my home
In my room, emerging from the rubble is an electric bass and guitar. That is all that is clearly distinguishable.
You obviously need a bigger amp, Bassplaya.
You ever heard Higher Ground (the Chili Peppers cover) at 150 watts?
Thing’s got more punch than Chuck Norris.
Any more power and I might knock my house down!
LOL – yeah, good things come more and more in smaller packages these days, ’tis true. My Line 6 Vetta with 2 12′s is about as loud as my Marshall full stacks used to be.
Ain’t technology wunnerful?
Thought you already did… hence the rubble?
Hrm. Reply fail.
Did anyone else see this and think this must be what Amir’s (ala Jake & Amir) car looks like?
No.
who?
Nope. Nice screen name all the same AWC
Who’s Amir? Jake is the one of Jake and the fat man right?
Gimme four fried chickens and a coke.
I’ll take 3 cheeseburgers:
Chee-boogy chee-boogy chee-boogy. (<– anyone remember that?)
I saw a car much worse. Was a station wagon piled with nasty garbage. I actually saw roaches crawling around in it.
McBarf
McDonalds taking over the lives of every people WIN?
No, just this one person. I know *my* car doesn’t look like that.
Suicide win
http://lora8.deviantart.com = Suicide win.
I can haz cheezeburger WIN
Notice to future Failbloggers/new people:
DO NOT USE LOLSPEAK ON THIS SITE. IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN AND YOU MAY BE SUBJECT TO UNLIMITED HUMILIATION.
That is all.
That one bothered you? I thought that was OK because it works. If he/she typed Can I Have A Cheese Burger it would not have made any sense.
But nonetheless, people should NOT talk with LOLSPEAK on Failblog. In Achmed’s words, I KEEEILLL YOUU!
That one didn’t bother me very much, it just reminded me to tell future people to be careful with what they say.
I don’t think it was actually lolspeak in this particular case. Alky was referring to the lolcat page and declaring the car a win.
Just my opinion, and you’re entitled to it
I’ll allow it.
Jeez, apparently THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ HAS SPOKEN!
At this point I think I’m supposed to type something like:
*flames roar*
*huge face rises amidst smoke*
*trips over self backing up with wobbly knees and fearful look*
Pay no attention to the man in the booth, he is only an illusion.
As proof I shall spit flames at you so that you can’t check whether he is or not, therefore he must be.
*grabs local fire extinguisher*
Sorry…I sold it.
*sigh* Well, there’s a spot in the garden where you can plant those beans you got… and this time, they better grow into something useful!
Yeah…that gigantic stink cabbage was a real disappointment last time.
*plants beans*
*waters beans with rainbow sprinkler water*
Gah! I made a reference to the exact same fail, but the BLOGmonster ate my post.
WAIT, Nellie, don’t pull that fire alarm! Oh no. Too late.
But I’m sure the fire department will get here soon…
Wearing leopard print speedos.
LOL, that’s kind of what I was thinking.
TODAY ON FAILBLOG: When LOLCats Have Too Many Cheeseburgers…
that is grossss
I only counted 42.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Compulsive hoarder.
and a compulsive eater
Or a repulsive eater…
But that could just be a matter of how you see it…
Maybe he is just a McDonald’s collector, these could be spread over many many years!
52. And sold on eBay?
*dons tanooki suit*
*runs*
*wags tail*
*starts flying*
*flies up the the bonus coins area up in the clouds*
*flies over to second gap in the clouds*
*jumps down gap*
*lands on top of goomba*
*jumps onto nearest warp pipe*
*exits*
*pipe leads to castle*
*boss theme music starts*
*boss defeated*
*level complete*
There’s just not enough jumping on top of flag poles to end levels these days. *sigh*
He’s lovin’ it. No wonder there’s a handicapped thing on the rear view mirror. He must way 1000 lbs. (I use the personal pronoun ‘he’ because I am a sexist.)
Wait! I correct my spelling of ‘weigh’ before you can bash it!
I’m afraid we do not “bash” spelling mistakes, but we pass something called the “bukkit”, in which you must dunk your head in.
Fortunately JD corrected himself first.
It could have been ugly.
Yep. This week the bukkit is filled with McDonald’s. Ugly stuff.
And how would you know, my dear Fluffy?!
Wow, this guy could literally qualify as Mickey Dee’s best customer!
Lee
http://www.privacy.at.tc
Is the handicap placard hanging from the rear view mirror for morbid obesity?
Yes. His obesity has an unhealthy obsession with death.
Holy crap…long time no see, bud!
Grammarian’s Corner just hasn’t been the same without you.
it’s probably more likely that someone, as a prank, filled his car with trash, which they found in a receptacle at or near a McDonald’s.
First target! Yaaaaaaay!!!
That’s where i left my lunch…
O__O;
Not comment.
For all we know, those bags could have been filled with apple dippers.
Not possible, as many of the containers in the front seat are from various food types like burgers, fries, etc.
Holy crapola. How do people let their cars get this loaded with garbage? Let alone all from McDonald’s, lol! Wow, this person is not only eating horribly, they have a serious mental illness.
i can digg it.
I’m lovin’ it win?
the fattz =))
McFail
Hillary Clinton has to park on the street?
There’s got to be a dead body in there somewhere..I wonder…I guess he said “supersize me” way too many times.
How do people live like this? I actually saw a car like this a few days ago. Ridiculous.
Man the harpoons?
GROSS.
Only in America…
Indeed
Have you ever seen a fat person eat straight butter?
Great news, thanks Scott!
wow, must have taken months
I swear to you, my brother girlfriend and i saw this car yesterday, 4/19/09 in Staunton, VA. at the end of the street in the pic is a small train station, across the street with all the big windows is Bruce Elder’s Car Museum. We parked in the same lot, and walked by. I thought about taking a photo for Failblog, but didn’t have my camera on me.
CRAZY!
EWW
Why didn’t it mention this man is actually an Lol cat?
About when did u take that?
Yum! A Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. Why yes, I would like some fries with that. I’ll have 300 large fries and one small. Thanks!
#57
McDonald’s!
Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.
mini McDonalds
slow food.
yooo i walked by a car in a walmart parkin lot nd it looked like dat haha!
this is staunton virginia…i live 5 mins away from there…