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Fake ID WIN!
i think this kid has that benjamin button disease. he might be 75, but only look 10
This is just another example of how children fail.
What’s a kid to do when he wants a drink? But judging by that sad look he got carded…
McLovin Win!
He’s actually used for when the bar isn’t doing so great. They auction him off for one night of fun when things are tough. He’s upset because he got stuck with a bear for tonight.
Maybe he was born in there…?
He’s just been in there for eight years or so, never left…
Yeah, this is definitely a failed kid. Miller lite is for wimps!
Still have to watch the second half of that…It kinda lost my attention, does it get better?
78.2 wpm! I’m slacking
*squeeze*
Hi bb!
*SQUEEZE* Hello Sidhe Cat
(what’s bb?)
Bosom Buddy.
Got it. And how are you doing this morning?
Okay.
I am getting ready to go for the day…
*sigh*
I wish I was leaving for the day. Mine is just getting started
Naw… I’m just leaving Failblog for the day.
I am a night owl, but have to sleep sometime. I have already adjusted my schedule waaaay too much so I can be here early.
*SQUEEZE* Ok, sleep well SC
Sweet dreams SC!
*squeeze*
Night, Sidhe!
*quick cuddle*
‘Nite sweets!
*squeeze*
ttfn
*squeeze* *squeeze*
I’ll sleep good now, for sure!
Thanks jam. I wasn’t sure if you were talking to me today. I squuezed you earlier, but meant it as a squeeze.
There are 16 squeezes in the above conversation.
*SQUEEZEs Someonerandom* And you and I just added two more
Sesame Street fan?
Well, actually total, but the rest are in a very similar conversation that can be considered the same.
*squashes cuddles with club*
HAR, HAR, HAR. NOWS THERS BEES SUMS SKWISHINGS TOO!
You just wait until my friend BOGGY gets here. Then you’ll be sorry.
Aw.. sorry SC, of course I’m talking to you. I’ve been a bit hit and miss today.
And THAT was a miss!!!
UHHH… A FROGGY CANT KILLS A TROLL.
I know. I’m trying to do 6 things at once. You guys aren’t getting the attention you deserve.
*squeeze*
We appreciate all the attention you give us, but there is that pesky real world which will interfere. We understand.
bb is fot ByeBye!!
He looks like Alfie to me. The 13 year old pre-pubescent father of some fat ugly Brit’s son (or so we thought). But DNA ruled that out.
LOL
Must of been one hell of a good fake id.
I was there when the pic was taken- no photoshop involved. Saw it with my own eyes. It is exactly what it looks like it is. In pathetic defense, he is watching a parade from that window (assumably the reasoning was to keep him “out of harms way”).
Kid is in a bar, watching a parade, no interaction, no supervision (you see even a glimpse of another human being with him?). No candy for him while he watches all the other kids catching it.
As the adult child of an alcoholic who spent more than one parade sitting in the front booth peering out the window I find no humor in this. Only sadness.
name of fail..fail! how do you know its the parents fault? they’re nowhere to be seen, they could be dead for all we know, and the kids just drowning his sorrows! i’d call it establisment enforcing own rules FAIL! for shame
It’s two different stores. >>
Definite fail. No sign saying the kids are eaten for free.
They have to pay! Crazy fools.
Well, it might be on the window that you can’t fully see.
The beer stunted his growth.
He performs stunts with his growth for beer?
Ewww. *excises growth with rusty blade*
*uses beer to sterilise wound*
Now you’ve got a nice head on your growth.
This growth is all because of you.
My gerbil had a growth, now its a chicken.
Sadly, that’s the nicest compliment I’ve had in a while.
LOU! Goddamit! If you don’t show up real soon, I’m gonna make her compliments!
*clams Arthur down*
Um, Lou? Hurry please?
Oh, and gimme a Negra Modelo, bartender.
You are all invited to my pity party. Drinks are on me.
*SQUEEZE* poor Mookie. What can I do to cheer you up?
Damn you again! *squeeze*
*SQUEEZE* I’m sorry Jam
Aw… I was only kidding, I won’t really damn you.
YAY! So how are you doing today?
Not bad. Just trying to finish off some work before the weekend.
Yourself?
Just starting my day. Very excited it’s Friday though.
*jumps in thread*
*stealth squeezes mr. cuddles*
*jumps back out again*
*runs after the Moomin to give him a squeeze back*
*blocks mr. cuddles to put a stop to all the squeezing”
*stumbles in thread*
*clumsily destroys Ming vase, hurting himself*
Ahem. Sorry. Hi!
*tries to leave but finds himself in storeroom*
*is to embarrassed to admit mistake, closes door anyway*
*squeezes King Troll*
Who’s a little grumpy gus then.
*grabs KT’s cheek and wibbles it*
Wussawussawussawussawussa.
*shoves his foot up the “king”’s ass and then continues following the Moomin*
*smacks King Troll around the head with an iron bar*
That’ll larn ya!
JINX!
All your comments are belong to me!
*just got beaten by three people in rapid succession*
That’s no way to treat your king.
I never beated you. So Nerrr!
Blah, blah, blah.
What a great reply! Wit, humour, intelligence – it’s all in it.
*applauds*
*squeezes KT*
Your witty repartee is lacking, you disappoint me.
Dammit Arthur!
*shakes fists again*
*squeezes the Moomin* Ha! I got you!
The ‘King Troll blocked you! :p
You have to be faster than that to catch me mr. cuddles.
Clearly my post was in the way.
Say; have you a shrubbery?
Ni!
You should clean that up before the party starts.
I was going to suggest we help her clean it up.
Well you have the Shamwow’s. I’ll get a bukkit.
That’s a lot of drinks on her if we need a bukkit!
Are we sure she’s not just in the bath?
I think she may need one if there is that much on her. *starts to draw a warm bath*
A bath full of different drinks? That’s not going taste so good.
She needs to get washed, not more artwork for her house!
*sets the bath running*
*chases it down the corridor*
Wah!
First coffee, now drinks? Man, your hairdryer’s going to be working overtime!
Maybe you also have to be 21 to leave?
Through the indoor/outdoor?
The “please try to touch without touching” door.
I foresee a future as a bartender for this kid.
That’s what I told Lou.
Ooops, the I did it wrong. I understood “please try to touch without slouching”.
“crouch without ouching”
In the future, please try to remain erect.
*glances down*
Drinks beer.
Gotcha.
*smacks beer out of WhoaNellie’s hand* She said remain erect, now have liquor dick!
Liquor dick…how intoxicating… (ick…too early for thinking)
*replaces ‘w’ with ‘t’*
*removes ‘have’. places comma after liquor*
*watches his words deconstruct*
*removes comma, inserts DrB*
Photo is taken from the inside.
Entrance is not an entrance.
No it isn’t, because 1. The words on the door would be backwards, 2. The car wouldn’t be a reflection unless it was inside, and 3. If the car WAS outside with the kid, it wouldn’t be going into his freakin’ head.
You cannot stop Captain Obvious! He will always be on his mission to free the world from humo(u)r.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE? CALL AN AMBULANCE! THERE’S A KID WITH A CAR IN HIS HEAD. OMGOMGOMGOMG.
Don’t just do something, stand there!
Don’t just stand there, bust a move!
Don’t just bust a move, get into the groove!
Get in the groove!
Boy, you’ve got to prove your love to me!
Get up on your feet!
Yeah! Step to the beat!
Boy, what will it be?!!
Help, I’m stuck in a rut! Thought it was a groove. My bad.
*lowers down a rope for the Moomin to climb out*
*raises eyebrow*
*raises roof*
I’m entranced by your insight, Aja!
I’m enhanced by your fridge light, Mookie!
Is today opposite vision day?
Oh, that’s clearly just his reflection from the parking lot. Where he’s out scoring some smack.
…or selling it.
Bah – I don’t buy from him anymore. His shit is like 70% caffeine.
…and 30% who-the-hell-knows!
He’s a vertically challenged dyslexic?
How is this a fail? The sign clearly states that Miller Lite must be 21 to enter.
…and if you check his ID, his name clearly reads as 21.
Drats, foiled again!
In Wisconsin, we call that a parenting WIN.
I kinda think that might be The Pub on State Street, as a matter of a fact.
There’s a reason God banished Loki and Bartleby to Wisconsin.
Valhalla was full?
Ygdrissil was afraid they’d take over?
Fact: I spent more time in bars as a child than I have as an adult.
And yes, I do live in Wisconsin.
ya rly! besides, in wisco it’s legal to be in a bar and drink as long as you’re with your parents. and it does kind of look like the pub on state st.
Not over 21… but just 21.
I’d say he’s 21.
Yuck. Yuck. Nuh. I can’t say it.
Oh, hell.
.
It’s the redlight district.
I’m Pedobear and I approve this message.
I approve pedobear’s message.
for approving his message
post 3.
I approve of a dictatorship.
You’re delusional if you think you’re ruler of anything other than your parents’ basement.
Ha, you laugh now. I’m sure you’ll think different when you’re bowing down to your king hoping he won’t kill you, mr “cuddles”.
Dude, you’re gonna need a bigger weapon than that.
UGG?
Your forgot the period after mr., and there are no quotation marks around my name. I may look innocent, but I’m a highly trained assassin, so watch your back
Oh, dear me, I forgot the period.
Oh no, the King is a Queen, and she’s pregnant!
No.
I think UGG is the baby daddy.
I order this thread henceforth banned, all must evacuate immediately or there will be consequences.
*hauls in the bar and tells the DJ where to set up* Sorry, this is the designated spot for the pity party.
*squeezes mr. cuddles and then darts off again*
Don’t you worry my little Moomin, I will get you!
Noo!! Uggg!
“K”Troll would like a Dic-’Tater-Ship? Check the advert in the latest issue of “Vicar’s Life”.
Massage? Please.
*blackballs*
Is that what happens when blue balls sit too long?
Yeah, they serve ‘em with black pudding.
I won’t go there.
England, you mean?
That’s where they speak the mother tongue, no?
Is that some cunning euphemism?
No, that’s a fallacy.
ZING!
This pic could be photoshopped.
You’re doing good! Now it’s time to say it’s a win. Then insult us. And so forth.
I’ll start. Arthur, um, your shoes are ugly!
Err…this paper streamer on your right doesn’t match with your eyes.
*walks in*
Hey! Is this Trolling for Dollars?
I believe it’s called “lulz”. Whatever that may be. If you want to join you have to insult someone or write something in caps lock.
Then I’m in the right place!
You’re your own potato? Yep, you’re in the right place.
*doesn’t understand joke*
Then clearly you are not king.
I appear to have some hecklers.
You’re certainly not a King Edward, that’s for sure. Nor are you of the Jersey Royals. Prove your lineage!
I think it goes back to Princess Nancy.
Speaking of whom, where in the hell is my troll slave?
Gone, mostly. Now KT is here. Coincidence?
I think not.
Sadly, we know. Try it sometimes!
Try what? Being my troll slave? I’ll make sure he can’t sit for at least a week
Not your slave no more! Bow down!
I meant thinking. But go ahead, enjoy yourself! And make sure he doesn’t enjoy it.
I will not be mocked!
Wanna bet?
I’d get that looked at if I were you. That could turn into a full-blown case of Razzing if left untreated.
This kid looks suspiciously like David After Dentist…Are we sure he was really on dental anesthetics? Maybe it was just a Miller Lite?
what people fail to understand is that kid IS Miller Lite. a physical manifestation of the beverage in question
I actually chuckled at this.
He looks how I feel when I drink Miller Lite :/
He’s actually 21, but just short and young looking for his age.
lol. Fake ID win!
1ST
Maybe there’s a ” hidden behind the door handle. If he’s over 21 inches then he’s ok.
And popular when he’s older.
He won’t need a mirror on his shoes?
Nor a buffing rag.
They serve children???? Without even COOKING them first? Now, THAT’s a raw deal!
raw meal?
Yes, but that’s why they’re eaten for free.
I love it when my child meal looks sad before I indulge. Makes it taste soooo much better.
Yeh I bet there ‘Inches’ in the hidden side of the door.
Its meant to keep bugs away.
They built the building up around him rather than tearing him down.
Yeah, look at him; I think you’re right. He looks like he’s had a few attempts at being torn down. I’d say this one needs to be left alone.
That’s the smallest bouncer I’ve ever seen.
No no I bet he’s the bartender’s son.
He’s probably the son of an employee (bartender, waitstaff, slut who dances in a cage for tips) or the son of the owner while the responsible party is probably inside probably doing paperwork/maintenance while the bar is closed to the public (as most of those places do so during the day time).
… inches tall?
Obviously.
Never heard about 21 years old midgets???
… they are here… !!!
That can stop time around their own bodies to keep their youth?
Fail fail. This is a clear win!
I wish I was that kid. I could sure use a few drinks right now. : o
Maybe he never “entered” the establishment. Maybe his two parents met while attending a family reunion at the establishment, wherein one was the proprietor, and the child was born and raised within the confines of the establishment.
Logically…. I’m not going to argue with that.
What’s this!? Angry growing!
Ouch.. gotta love the parenting skills.
Lower the drinking age!
O RLY!?
YA RLY!
its supposed to say 21 years not 21 months
wasn’t fail.. it was 0wned!
You do not own children–they own YOU.
He’s just there for the booze and the bitches.
Omg that is funny as shit i see stuff like this on a day to day basic not to mention the amoute of fail that me and my girlfriend have all the time
HAHAHA MCLOVIN WIN
i don’t get it
epic Win!
Not really a fail. People can take their kids into bars.
Doesn’t 2 + 1 equal 21? Cause that’s how old I’ll be on my next Birthday.
Isn’t that right Daddy? Daddy? Daddy, why are you sleeping on the floor?
Uh oh, you wet your pants again, I’m potty trained, Daddy. Daddy?
#53
Double FAIL. Maybe even Triple FAIL.
He looks like Spok. Vulcans age slower than humans right?
LETS HAVE HIM GET ALL DRUNK! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Somehow this kid looks like Mr. Spock – I can’t help it.
Maybe he thought it said 12? Maybe he’s dyslexic? Maybe I’m dyslexic if I can’t spell it? SELF FAIL!
That’s not parenting fail; that’s regulation fail.