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Single use dartboard, I assume.
I wonder if they actually used suction darts
That would suck.
No, it would stick.
no it would masterbate
It would spell incorrectly.
It figures.
It does the math
It does what it’s told!
It puts the lotion in the basket!
It gets the hose again!
It nests below that level.
\Xx it xX/
it’s like rain on your wedding day!
comments nest not below this level
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
\(0_x)/
iTz MLG 4 Sh0t n00b.
it’s yellow
or it gets the hose!!!
…but not during working hours.
i love that fail
I’m just glad they finally made a game that doubles as a Personal Flotation Device…
only before it is used
ROFL.
Waffle.
I Syrup to no good again.
But(ter) I have to do it!
And there’s muffin you can do about it!
Eggzactly.
Ooh, you made a hash of that spelling.
Omeletting you guys know… you’re making me hungry.
Orange you being too picky about his grammar?
I’m bacon you to stop!
But be careful when applying the ointment, it burns when you use it in excess.
I couldn’t carrot less!
I’ll cake that carrot and raise you an egg.
Cheeseburger?
This conversation is making me hungry.
Now I suddenly want to listen to Fleetwood Mac.
you guys are chew funny!
I thought coming up with a reply would be over easy, what with my sunny side up disposition and all, but I’ll be deviled if this scrambled brain of mine just can’t whip something up. I guess what it all (hard) boils down to, commenting sometimes just ain’t what it’s cracked up to be.
I’m nowhere near as creative as you guys, I toast you cereal punners for your abilities.
Just a bunch of flakes if you ask me.
Same here. I toast to you guys.
yeeeeeep
OMFG IM SO HUNGY CUZ YOU MAKE MAKE MANY FOOD PUN
this conversation is so punny/funny it bowls me “over easy” laughin XD i cant believe how long this hash/has bean/been going on. i mean… look at all the different “thyme”s/times this has berried/carried on! carrion/carry on
Are you cereal? No flakin’?
Or those velcro ones.
See this is why I pay you so much, I saw no comments and scrambled, a second place finish out of it.
Or spit and paper balls.
Or sirloin steaks marinated in superglue.
Nellie, are you hungry? I think it’s time for a snack.
3 o’clock wall? its only 1:25 right now here in Toronto.
It’s only 10:30 in The Middle of Nowhere. But yes – I’m hungry.
It’s 12:61 in Texas.
You Texans…always have to do it your own way.
Everything’s bigger in Texas…even the hours!
I dated a Texan once.
Trust me…everything is NOT bigger in Texas!
Were you & him IN Texas at the time?
If not that’s the problem, that’s why it’s
so darn hard to get those Texas boys
to leave home.
no it’s not!
Yes it is!… what?
Really sticks to your ribs.
That seems like it would make sense. I think this Fail is not a true fail without that piece of information.
Actually, you can barely make it out, but the “warning” label says “do not use with sharp objects.” Actually, it may say hang…but I can’t tell.
all i ask is…….WHY?
UNless if its magnet tipped darts and the board is magnets then its good for a long time
Pop game over…
I’d never have to lose again!
*Throws*
*Dartboard pops*
It was a bull’s eye I swear. So I win.
*Sample scenario*^^
or not
I forgot he may miss you are correct.
Commas are our friends, Emperor.
“Inflatable Dartboard”?!?!?!?
It made it to the list of “top 10 worst inventions ever”. Clickie.
You always have the best clickies, fluffy!
I agree. This one made me lol.
Yipper
You’re one of the only people I’ll break my “NO CLICKIE!” rule for, fluffy.
*snorkity*
*mumbles something about sleeping pussies…*
*yawns*
*falls off bed*
*starts jumping on the bed*
One WhoaNellie sleeping on the bed.
He fell off and bumped his head.
Aikiwaza called the doctor and the doctor said…
What the heck were you doing with an inflatable dartboard, and why does Nellie have pinholes in his head?
What? Waste of money!
This product blows me away
Just wait till you actually play it.
More blowing? In this fail too!?
Sucks, doesn’t it?
Mostly just blows.
The idea
just takes my breath away!
If you huff the money to buy a large number of them, the game scores will be puff-ectly indisputable.
1ST
Pop!
Pop goes the weasel!
I thought it was pop goes the cherry!
Pop goes the corn?
Pop goes the ballon!
Pop goes my date.
If you’d spend more than $19.95 + shipping
on your date, she probably wouldn’t deflate!
But she came with a free ShamWow!
And some Oxy Clean for … nevermind.
Unlikely in this crowd.
Agreed, I’m pretty sure the Failbloggers have been pretty well picked over…
If I could have just inserted “pretty” into that sentence again….
You mean pricked over, right?
…bent over?
….bend over and I’ll show you a…..nevermind, I can’t say it.
An excellent point.
I don’t know if you mean to imply that we have all been laid before or that we can’t get laid. Either way I think I might possibly be offended…
Nah.
Nice to know…’cause I read it as our cherry to cream ratio being waaaay out of whack.
Once you pop you have to stop. In your face Mr Pringle!
NOooOOooOOoooOoo *cries*
*Dons a moustache and makes popping noises to try make Mcfail smile*
POP
pop
pOp
Pop
poP
PoP
pOP
POp
Oooh, the name fail was appropriate! WIN!
*smiles* teehee
The Melancholy Moomin and the Infinite Popping?
at least it’s NOT
“The Incontinent Moomin and the Infinite Pooping”
saaaay whaaaaaaat?
Well, way to let the air out of their tires!
Can anybody read the ‘warning’?
I think it says “Do sip living lone imminent milk sharp willies!!!”
Yep. That’s it. And I highly recommend observing it.
By Jove, I have a new motto!
Words to live by…
It says (probably):
“Do not bring into contact with sharp instruments!”
i really, really, with all my heart, hope it says something like that.
*darts not included
I don’t think anybody frequents this site.
You obviously don’t frequent this site.
No, I’m here quite often. I rarely see anybody though.
Well this is a web site where people post things and communicate with each other. However, unless someone puts their face as their avatar, you won’t actually “see” them.
Uh, guys, I’m pretty sure Notu is being clever – as in, he’s never seen “anybody” on the site. I’m sure one of you brilliant name-swappers could fix that, though.
Like this?
I see anybody.
And even then it will only be pixellary representation.
True, true.
No one comes to this site anymore. It’s too crowded.
Too busy coming on other sites
Pshaw! I frequent this site all the time!
Yeah, but everybody hasn’t been seen in weeks. Did you stuff him in the closet again?
I stand corrected.
Dug your laundry over instrumental work shelter welfares?
That would work, too.
I can sorta make it out, the last three words are “with sharp objects”
But this fail continues,
Taken from the website!!!
This cool inflatable game comes complete with darts and a puncture repair kit, just in case you fail to control one of your throws. A real novelty game.
“Do not hrmebldomumble mrumble with sharp instruments”? Yeah, this seems like a self-deflating plan to me.
It says (probably):
“Warning: Do not bring into contact with sharp objects!”
lol, a very small dartboard
yep. That’s what makes it a fail.
Wouldn’t the inflation defeat the purpose of a dartboard and ultimately destroy the dartboard in the process of throwing the dart?
When you put it like that this seems to be a fail.
Christmas Gift WIN!
Christmas re-gift win.
*takes Emperor off his gift list*
Malcite I promise I only re-gift to my older brother, in lue of all the tormenting he has done to me all my life. For you it is nothing but store bought.
Consignment store, that is.
*re-submits Emporer’s name to the list with an exclamation point next to it*
wishes her was emporer.
In “lue” of what?
they stole my idea D:
The only way for this to work would be if they were suction cup darts. Please tell me that’s what it is. Please.
Nope. Nice to see you DTI but if you clickie, you will see they supply a puncture repair kit. Its safe don;t worry.
DTI – how the heck you been, woman?!? We been missing you!
And no – NOT suction cup darts.
Awww…how sweet.
My little sis was in town with her boyfriend visiting me and my fiance, so we were out and about doing all the San Diego touristy things (Zoo, beach, SeaWorld, etc.) in the beautiful sunny weather.
DTI, we’ve been missing your cookies!
Yep – missing cookies AND SoCal weather – I used to live in Santa Monica, Diana. Tell the beach I said hi
I’ll be glad to do that – I think we’re going (just me and the fiance) again today
As far as cookies – today’s treat is actually chocolate torte with raspberry sauce (no more than 2 pieces per person, but it’s flourless, so it’s so rich I doubt you’ll want more than one). If you really want cookies, I have a secret stash of chocolate chip.
Well, while I wait for steak from velvet, may I please have one (1) chocolate torte?
Thanks
You may have one (1) PIECE of chocolate torte for starters. If you’re really still craving chocolate after that much chocolatey goodness, you may have another piece. *proffers plate with torte, fork, and napkin*
*sneaks behind di’s back*
*takes container of raspberry sauce*
YOINK!
*gluggluglugglugglug!*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
*nonchalantly scootches towards the exit*
*lassoes Dragonwriter with her laptop cord* I don’t think so, dearie. Now you have to make some more for the poor little hungry Failbloggers.
Well, phoo.
*goes to stomp the raspberries*
*observes raspberry stompage*
Dragon, ya gotta good riddem!
Unlike me.
*stomps a few extra steps*
*loses balance*
*falls off platform*
*faceplant on pavement*
Ouchies…
BOGGY STOMPS RAZIBREES TOO?
I’ll take a stale Oreo at this point…I’m starving.
Part of me feels like I should be insulted by that comparison, but I could never say no to a starving Failblogger. *proffers plate with torte, fork, and napkin*
Thanks! I haven’t eaten all morning.
*munches on torte*
*hands SD a stale Oreo from behind living room couch*
*puts stale Oreo in shirt pocket*
Thanks WN, I’ll save that for later…
*MUNCH MUNCH CHEW CHEW CHEW .... GAG*diana frend
the plate good
buts the nappiken wuz stales
here U fark back, i not eats it all!
Nellie…*I* used to live in Santa Monica. Either that’s a very strange coincidence or the voices in my head have started independently commenting on websites again.
I’m not sure which scares me more.
“Are you ready now for your daily session with fear?”
Thanks, kann! That was great.
My pleasure. The post above just reminded me of the Librarian.
From the makers of the inflatable pincushion.
Why do so many ideas fail?
~Not everything can be inflatable.
LOL!! Mookie, I read your post as “From the makers of inflatable persecution”.
That’s when they torture you by making the sound of latex balloons rubbing together. *shudders*
mmm hmmmm.
No cookies for them.
Ever.
How do you not love that sound?
I wish I had a 45 minute CD of that sound to help me fall asleep.
45 minutes fluff? Pfft – just warming up.
.
Errr…CD stands for Cultural Diversion, right?
Since no one has said it yet, I’m sure this is (probably) for velcro darts. I had a game (non-inflatable) like that when I was young(er).
What about your girlfriend when you were young(er)? Was she non-inflatable, too?
I decline to comment!!!!
Ha! I sure took the wind out of your sails! tee-hee
Well at least she didn’t talk back!!
When Lou wants to shut me up, he keeps my mouth busy.
Well, I guess 30 seconds of silence is better than nothing!
Scotteh! If you want a real girlfriend, you’re gonna have to improve your stamina!
I think old age is starting to take care of that problem!
You and me both! *pulls rocker up next to scotteh, knits*
Remember in the old days when old people were allowed to just sit around and relax? Siiiiiiiigh…. that will not be our fate
Yup, I liked the olden days when things wuz simpler and everthing wuz in balck and white!
*leans rocking chair backward to reach last comment*
*swaps “a” and “l” around*
Why back then we didn’t have no Gravity like you spoiled young-uns got. No Sir! We had to hang onto the Earth for dear life 24hrs a day!
*admires Mookie’s style… yet again*
Oooo low blow!
Leave it to Mookie to administer the “kill shot.”
No, it’s for real darts. Here’s what the website for it says “this cool inflatable game comes complete with darts and a puncture repair kit, just in case you fail to control one of your throws”
Ya i was dieing when I saw that but I’m all better now.
I read that on the web site, and I wonder.. “fail to control one of your throws”? Does that mean – if you actually hit the dartboard?
No, its if you miss the dart board, meaning one more chance to pop the balloon/board.
Well maybe it’s a new version of the game where not only do you have to get the dart right in 2 dimensions, but you have to control the 3rd dimension, depth of penetration, as well! That makes the game much more challenging!
(let the innuendo begin)
Not again! My endo is sore!
Ehhhh, why you gotta make-a the fun?!
*pictures Scottish mafioso*
?
I found this at the bottom of the page, and just wondered where it would end up.
I found this in the middle of the page, and I know how it ends.
But don’t worry, I won’t spoil the surprise for you.
*raises one eyebrow and gives Hammy a bemused look*
Oh, really?
I hate when that happens. It has confused me a few times. A couple of times I thought my comments had been deleted when really they were just lost and hanging out in the wrong place for a while. Then after I figured THAT out, a couple of my comments WERE deleted, confusing me even more. As if I need more stress in my life!!
Actually, I hate to break it to you, but it’s been said^^^
do i need thi inflatable dart board?
Like you need a Hummer (the car…sick…sick people).
Okay, I googled it. Turns out it was listed in the FoxNews article – “A Century of Disasters – Top Ten Inventions in History” – - “Great for use in tight spaces and for those looking for a quick, single-player, single-hit game. There’s no need to worry, though — it comes complete with a “puncture repair kit” in case anything should go wrong.”
!!!!
Puncture repair kit, eh? That might come in handy now and then…
“Great for use in tight spaces and for those looking for a quick, single-player, single-hit game” – - I think I spent a Saturday night that way once…
Do we want to know how that went?
I’m going to go ahead and guess that Judy won.
El-Kabong!
I can just envision it: the small size un-inflated is so you can fit it into your nuclear bunker in case of apocalyptic WWIII. The worst happens, your whole family’s down there, and you decide to set up a game. Junior goes first; he fires straight into the bulls-eye. He jumps in the air, overjoyed at his skill, and comes right back down to earth as the dartboard goes *POP*! “Awww…now what will we do until the aliens come to save us?”
Dance like nobody’s watching.
*grooves like the whole blog’s here* (clicky)
.
Moves start at 1 min 58 sec. *turns on stereo*
(clicky!)
Nice boogie shoes, DrB!
Oh, I’ve been meaning to ask: Does the “DrB” stand for “Doctor B”, is it phonetic like “Derby”, or other?
First person to pop the dartboard gets a prize!
I already did. Now the games over
That’s no problem it comes with a puncture repair kit. All I have to do is figure out these instructions which are sadly in Anglo Saxon. I can’t read this.
Place over…. Ah hell no. I’m not playing this game.
How do you win this?
You don’t.
So if you destroy the board do you win or fail?
Unknown victory fail (win?)
Well, gang, I’m going to have to shut down. I promised my son that I’d make him some peanut butter fudge and kibbee for his birthday (32nd). And if I don’t shut off this ‘puter and the tv, I ain’t never gonna get it done.
I’ll check in on y’all later.
Bye. C:
Aw. We’ll miss you.
And Happy Birthday, son of Judy!
Fudge! What a lucky son you have.
Just for having you as a mom, of course, not because you stuff him with sweets.
I’d say they’re both pretty good reasons.
Have a good weekend Judy.
Laterz Judy. And you had me worried – I thought YOU were shutting down, but it was just your ‘puter.
Whew!
I wish you all a nice weekend! See you next week. Bye!
*squeezes all (except the trolls)*
Keep it real!
*squeeze*
Party on Garth!
All it takes is one prick to ruin the game.
Comment Win of the Day!
Good One!
Yes nice job.
*bows*
I’m just amazed that at some point in the history of humanity, this was considered a great idea. This ranks up there with brake-free cars and asbestos clothing.
Dont forget taco
And placing bathrooms in taco resturants.
*shudders deeply and uncontrollably*
But hey, Look at the bright side -
Condoms for females and abortions that we dont have to pay for.
Those things and “the bright side” have never met.
Inflatable condoms perhaps?
Why have you advertised your need for one of those?
Nicely done, Avis!
Thank you!
I’m not really sure what your point is in that last comment…but if we’re talking about monumental failures, then the “female condom” is right up there.
…You expect a troll to have a point??
C’mere and let me feel your forehead.
Troll my ass.
Closets all the way.
Thanks DW…I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
I think I need to lie down for a minute.
*tucks scannerdan in with a floofy blanket and a cuppa tea*
I’ll be back to check on you soon.
Floofy blankets.
Talking about monumental failures…
She didn’t say Snuggie…
No, that’s what I dress the trolls up in while they’re sleeping.
*SQUEEZES scannerdan… feels forehead*
I think you’re getting better already!
*hands him a margarita*
Thanks WN! Nothin’ like a little of “Grandpa’s Cough Syrup” to cure what ails ya.
So thats what they call it today eh?
Very interesting
*SQUEEZE*
Thanks!
*hunkers down…sips tea*
An inflatable condom will do the trick .
Yup, I guess you’d try anything to make
that lil’ pencil stub of your’s look bigger!
Everyone’s a critic
Enough already with those silly ‘epic win in 3′ insertions!
O, wait…
Comment in
3…
2…
1…
Yeah your’e probably rite.
You lost me after “3′ insertions!” sorry.
Yes, it looks a bit odd.
Jenna Jameson WIN I guess…
Good thing I didn’t use double quotes.
LMAO! Funny stuff there Aja!
You lost me after the “You los” sorry.
maybe it’s inflatable magnetic?
dailygifblog.com
Death Magnetic.
..Is almost as gay as naming yourself the power of personal persuasion
Sorry, I don’t write my names with humor that 6th graders can generally understand. I have created a new one just for you with not so subtle humor this time. Please accept my sincere apologies for forgetting about the little ones.
Dude, Im 7th grade now psht.
No need to decry.
Subtlety is something I like to use to smack people over the head.
Spam FAIL.
Spam is not a fail! Spam is the Food of the Gods!
(Egad – was that out loud?)
http://www.strangemall.com/index.php/2006/11/20/inflatable-dartboard/
If somebody posts a fake product to their website as a joke, and you submit it to failblog, tell me… who really has failed?
You don’t use real darts for this! It’s not a fail
Shit!
*facepalm*
Cant it be both?
Only if you say it twice.
I want one! . . . then I can play darts while drinking tea from my chocolate teapot . . .good times.
This makes perfect sense.
Hate to be Captain Obvious here, but I’m pretty sure it’s a gag gift. Like the giant oversize condom or the chihuahua that humps your leg.
*pours two glasses of red wine*
*puts on the Moody Blues*
*will be glad when her honey-combs home*
*sips*
*smooooch!*
Thank you for everything. I’ve missed you, too.
Let’s play darts! I’ll go first.
*Pop!*
I win, because there is no longer a dart board for you to throw at.
Hello folks, been a longtime reader/fan of Failblog (Jumping Jacks vid makes me laugh everytime) imagine my surprise to come here this morning and see the lead story is… MY DARTBOARD INVENTION. Yes, yup and yaha, I invented AS A JOKE. I also created the Inflatable Ashtray, The “Can’t be arsed” notice board, The Girlfriend Remote and a whole host of other products that improve your life. I made many fun, stupid and dumb gifts under the twin brands of Klutter and Takischitt. The Takischitt brand spawned the poster The Colour Chart (That’s Color for our colonial cousins).
The idea behind Klutter was hit upon after reciving several presents one Xmas that just went straight in the drawer never to be seen again. So why not just make rubbish presents to give as well, one hit gags, something fun!
SO, is it a fail? Yes. But it was designed as an ironic gag, so I think if my calculations are correct that Fail Blog Failed! Surely it should be WIN!!!
Anyway I love the fact it hits No. 5 in the “Worst inventions ever list”, it even sucks at sucking.
Thanks to all the people who bought it and when I get into the office on Monday I’ll post the full instruction manual here. Just FYI, it came in a Pint Glass, With a puncture repair outfit, 3 real mini darts (metal with a point!) and of course the dartboard plus an instruction manual.
So thank you failbloggers, thank you for giving me my own personal failblog win fail.
P.S. FYI, The Colour Chart can be seen here, of course all the colour names have been shanged to funnier alternatives. http://art.cafepress.com/item/takischitt-colour-chart/369895736
C’mon! The Irish invented this years ago!
Wow, that actually looks like a lot of fun dude!
Ress
http://www.privacy.at.tc
Wow!!! I wonder if that is included with the rusty nails and knives package that come standard on all fail boat life boats????
Absolutely ingenious;)
I don’t understand this fail. There are many inflatable dartboards our there.. It’s not as if the material is weak enough or the darts are sharp enough?
*out
If the darts aren’t sharp enough, you aren’t playing darts. Inflatable dartboard is a novelty item you buy for a stag so a bunch of drunk fools arent going to go around stabbing each other by accident.
Other than that, there shouldn’t be a market for it, unless your kid wears a helmet (all the time).
Buy now! Works once and never works again! YYYAAAYYY!!!
What types of darts do they use??????????????????????????????
This looks so cool. Hey, wait a minute. I think there’s a problem with this dartboard. It doesn’t come with darts. What a rip-off! Otherwise I think it would be fun. Rats!
#56
My friend choked on his gum and almost died because of how stupid this picture is…
Of COURSE it’s not a needle dartboard. Duhr.
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Lol I want one
pretty funny.
Mine’s defective! It keeps popping!