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lolz
wow, first, I’m just so awesome. Bow down before your new god my faily minions
this bear is not huggin.. It´s c***su***** !
wow, great subtle joke there “marko,” if that is your real name
that was not a joke..
AND yes, that is my real name
Polo!
Han Solo!
O sole mio
sta ‘nfronte a te!
King Troll(o)!
..it’s the pedobear!
WIN!
yes he is XD
The pedobear… is about to be slightly less full of win.
I didn’t even know bears liked nuts!!!
it’s pretty common knowledge
wow that’s freakin wierd imagine being a little kid! and walking through the store and seeing that!
No! Pedo Bear
They’ll just have to grin and bear it.
Fur now at any rate.
It’s bound to have a grizzly ending though.
Yeah, they’re polar opposites.
As long as they panda to each others needs, am hoping they have a happy relationship.
Do you think this was shot with a Kodiak camera?
Indeed it was my Sun.
Thank you, my spectacled friend.
Teddy… it occurs to me that your avatar looks disturbingly similar to parts of this fail…
Tee hee, true!
He is just trying to get some nuts and honey.
oops!
its almost unbearable….
You should know, Huggy!
hell yeah, finally a fail on which I am the expert
Mind you don’t get splinters on your lips.
don;t worry, it’s not MY lips I’m worried about
hahaha
Yogi and Boo-Boo: The Untold Story.
Yogi’s teaching Boo-Boo about snaffling lunchboxes.
oh boo-boo already knows how to snaffle a lunchbox, believe me
Poor Baby Bear – apparently Goldilocks left some unfinished business.
Goldilocks left Papa Bear with wood?
Goldilicks couldnt give some to papa bear-Too Hard
And not to Baby bear-Too Soft
So baby bear to papa bear-Just Right
couldn’t give to papa bear, so gave to papa bear?
baby bear giving some to papa bear?
oh wait, i read it wrong, my bad…
Yeah, it was.
Baby bear still wants his porridge.
Wow, what an odd turn of events snacks before dinner.
Ostriches; when they are scared bury their head in the sand. This baby bear; when he is scared, well…
I though It was Yogi and Smokey Bear?
Just helping put out the crotch fire
I somehow expected that this fail will attract you.
does a bear shit in the woods?
Not if it’s a polar bear.
if he could he wood
Certainly. I guess he must hate those giant haemorrhoids he suffers from due to sitting on ice all the time.
This fail took a LOT of effort…how can that be unintentional?! Is it some artist thing that you only realize what you’ve done after you are finished?
You’re right. Either the carver was trying to be funny or it’s photos… actually, let’s not go there.
but you can see it’s clearly photoshopped, the reflections are all wrong, and look at the shadows
Which, of course, somehow makes it a WIN.
The wolf is next, he even has his ticket ready.
Naw, that’s not a wolf, it’s Pooh bear!
You can tell because he’s facing in the other direction.
I meant the one holding the ticket in his mouth. Pooh wants his hunny collected next.
That bear to the right has an interesting body marking.
That must be the piece they carved out of the bar stool.
bear with me until i think
of something woody er… witty.
The fail here is that it looks like the little bear is sucking big bear’s Penis
I prefer the rel Funnyboi. Where is he anyway?
*a
No $hlt, tord.
what is ths $hit?
Is it like AIG?
*this
You’re a dumbass. Everyone thinks thinks know whats going on with AIG but little do they realize we’re becoming a socialist nation over it.
And we all know how that leads to communism and in about one year from now you all have to wear the same clothes and salute comrade Obama. Right?
Yeah, sorry I guess someone does understand.
Delusion of persecution and loss of reality? I do understand, although not from personal experience. Poor Troll.
But seriously, these guys who got the bonuses are getting a 90% tax on them and the government is probably going to release their names to the public meaning all the clueless mobs are going to burn down the poor guys’ houses.
*grabs torch* woo hoo!
That’s no torch!
But keep grabbing.
*grabs pitchfork* Let’s roll!
I would too if weren’t for a little fact that the
media prefers to hide. These guys who got the bonuses are from a completely unrelated department of AIG than the one who got the bailout. These guys are doing a good job and rewarded for not needing a bailout and then the government steals it and makes them look bad.
I think I know where you work. Doesn’t surprise me considering your name and your ambition.
What if I told you that I’m just a college student who is scared by the path this country is taking.
I would say you have a lot to learn.
Yes, I’m sure I do. Yet, from what I do understand is that
there is absolutely no way that the governments decision
to tax 90% of these bonuses (just because they think it’s
wrong) constitutional at all.
It’s circular. Those taxes will go back to the bank, which will get paid in bonuses, which will get heavily taxed, which will go back to the bank. . .
That’s why there’s no money, it’s caught in an ever decreasing loop!
Until the government decides to just let them have their huge bonus which gets all that money back into the system and we get out of this economic crisis!
Exactly! Give bankers more money!
Yay! Nah, just kidding. It belongs to me!
Fight you for it.
Hmmm…Trolls against hordes usually don’t go together.
Ok?
*rolls on pitchfork*
OUCHIE!
I may sit this attack out.
Oops, sorry about that. Here, take this wheechiair.
<—–
Just don’t go parking it in the disabled bay.
(I’m not recording my FB antics, that would be employment suicide. I have multiple machines to use and you won’t find any evidence against me on the worky one. Standard Wednesday rules apply to roadshows and yes… yes I really do!)
Want to ride pillion?
(Look at you with your multiple machine tactics! That said we swap machines at work occasionally as not everything works on every machine. We’re a crap office full of imbeciles. Standard Wednesday rules, hahaha. No, no you don’t. I’m having cake forced upon me).
Pedo Bear, the early years.
Aparently this is what he did before he started looking at human children.
That’s about what I thought too. “Hmmm, this must be how Pedobear got his start.”
so it is true that bears do sniff out meat from a distance
is that Mamma Bear watching what’s happening?
what a close family!
its ok to meet bear in park on first date but not ok to park meat in bear
and really not ok to bare your meat in the park, you never know what you might attract
evidently it depends on what the bare meat smells like.
Looks like that wolf wants to get in on the action.
Wildlife verification fail.
Hey, welcome to FAIL Blog. Everything is fail here.
True enough… by being here… I am work failing… or getting paid for nothing winning…who really knows… *sleepy*
I am study failing.
It’s a pedobear!
You’re a pedobear!
OMG IT’S TRUE
Contumelia ursidae?
I’d like a blow-by-blow account.
Sorry, there’s no accounting for taste.
How are you Mookie?
papa bear, does the jizz stick to your fur?
The bear that dared to bare his wares w/o a care, now wears an air of flair as he stares …
)
.
(???^… I need sleep.
what a mare!
At least he had a hare before.
you feed it once and now it stares
Not really sure what they were going for in that one…
dailygifblog.com
DB
PEDOBEAR does his self sculture
I shall rule FAIL Blog! All will bow down to me!
Ambitious but doomed to fail.
Trolls! We must unite! I feel an assassination is at hand.
I like to feel your ass.
Hey Mr Troll, how about a game of 3 billy goats gruff? You can be the troll
Let’s hew him as a carcass fit for hounds, not carve him as a dish fit for the gods.
*senses trap*
Ha, I don’t resort to such foolishness. I leave jobs like that for my servants to do. My name is King Troll, not Mr Troll. After coming here for a while without commenting I decided that all the pathetic little cuddling *cough* mr cuddles *cough* needs to stop, and that trolls here need to be represented by more intelligent trolls *cough* lennox *cough*.
stop coughing… troll breath attracts flies.
*coughs violently*
*starts infestation of flies on Failblog*
I think its more like one or two flies, could be your compound vision
Umm…I am a troll. Not a fly.
oh sorry i thought it was your infestation you were refering to
*stops spreading honey on genitals*
where is my king now?
Haha, my rule is already evident.
Papa bear looks about ready to burst and baby bear looks like he’s taking matters into his own hands.
*ahem. paws…
…. I’m just waiting for a poem that involves words like “paws”, “balls”, “claws”, “jaws”, etc.
*pause for applause…..not a sausage*
You want a poem from me?
There’s a clause
It says you have to pause
With balls in your jaws
there’s cause for concern
when your balls start to burn
Now that’s what you call a Care Bear!
If you go down in the woods today you better go in disguise
If you go down in the woods today you’re in for a big surprise
For every bear that ever there was
Is getting out their woodies because
Today’s the day the naughty bears have their balls licked.
Damn! Nesting fail!
Thanks Jam!
rhyming WIN!
I actually saw a 9 foot-tall carved version of this at a Redwoods park. Link to the photobucket pic in my name.
who are we to judge
if a cub wants to help his pappa bear why do we say its wrong
do you guys realize how hard it is to rub one out with big paws and claws
THIS IS A WIN,
Whyy… Soo.. Bearous ?!
Customer: I’ll give you ten bucks for the blowjob bears over there.
Wood Sculptor: Blowjob bears? No, they’re, uh… OMG… *kills self*
Sense of humor fail.
Exremely.
don’t take it so bearously
I can barely bear it.
Ahhh, If I only found the scuptor… opportunity lost
This is unbearable.
Yeh,
Theyr’e like totally polar.
Love the expression on the larger bear’s face. Kind of a mixture of confusion and pleasure.
LOL!! It’s Pedobear!!
Where’s the third one, the one with the ‘fro and the three of them rip off the warden at the Wonderland Zoo?
Or am I gettin’ too old for this crap because I remember ‘toons from the Seventies, before it became politically incorrect to call them ‘toons and you now have to call them sequential art instead?
If that was papa bear, he would be biting the cub on the neck and killing it. I believe mom’s breasts are on the lower body, like a horse or cow and not on the chest
When I saw this, I could hardly believe my eyes and I knew at once it was failblog-worthy
just out of curiousity…was this picture taken at a sportsman’s warehouse?
*testing*
Why, yes. Yes it was
i figured that…i work at one…lol…well i will be for only another few weeks.
the little one couldnt bear to leave the larger ones nutz in hibernation, lololololll
i think the artist is Heywood Jablowme
It’s Pedobear
Офигеть…
is that onomatopiea?
I never knew bears could be priests….
Pedo bear?
did anyone notice the look on the dogs face with the post-it in his mouth?
one, it’s not a dog its another bear, and two its not a post it it a bright green sign…it was taken at a sportsman’s warehouse, and i work for the company so i know what it all is
its the pedo bear!!
i think that the real fail is that this man is making sculpture bears out of wood.
IT’S PEDOBEAR
What is this? Nature or Nurture?
#49
hello
hello
Rofl, the bear is giving a BJ XD
Talk about genius
bear
bigbear win
ORAL FAIL
/lol