Comments on: Meat Fail

By: milk thistle

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By: ihasyeti

ihasyeti — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 04:52:05 +0000

Possibly the epicest fail I’ve ever seen on this site. Thank you, TV Tropes.

By: THEGAMEtrolol

THEGAMEtrolol — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:28:42 +0000

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

45 -> 0

By: exoticfarmer

exoticfarmer — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:10:23 +0000

Ah, looks like my interrupting cow is loose again… sorry about that guys :$

By: Z

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:53:41 +0000

I hope they treat him as well as they did that other King fellow. You know, Rodney King?

By: Deltaco

Deltaco — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:53:10 +0000

Five-hundred and forty fourth!

By: deb

deb — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:27:07 +0000

actually its from Kankakee Illinois.

By: confused

confused — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 01:45:37 +0000

What do we grow meat like vegitables

By: berzerk failure

berzerk failure — Wed, 19 May 2010 03:54:02 +0000

idiot win

By: superslug

superslug — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:23:44 +0000

I’m an Italian Catholic combo, I play the piano, and I love Ferrari Enzos.
therefore those resisting sqeezes are DOOOOOOMED!!!

By: llc

llc — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:47:59 +0000

and vegetables come from cans, i suppose?

By: trophyhunter1

trophyhunter1 — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:54:48 +0000

oh and btw jez people who kill and only take the hides are not called hunters they are called poachers! it is illegal to kill and NOT harvest the meat so EVERY hunter eats what he kills! It is incredible the amount of stupidity and ignorance found here! wow (stands in awe) shaking head while pondering the future of our existance.

By: trophyhunter1

trophyhunter1 — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:30:01 +0000

seriously all you vegans with the holier than thou attitiude and the love for all that is animal when was the last time any of you have ever been in the mountains and stumbled across the rotting corpes of 50 dead deer or antelope? well i have and they call it winterkill because of mans encroachment into the natural habitat of these animals therefore they are pushed into areas where the feed is poor. Hunters help these animals by supplying money to pay for the protection of the land and the animals by buying the licenses and supporting agencies who care about animals unlike the vegans who do nothing but actually eat the food the animals should be! overpopulation and exceeding the carrying capacity of the land causes animals to suffer a horrible slow death and you would prefer that over a well placed bullet to the heart or lungs which will kill an animal virtually instantly? so veganvixen when it is your turn to go lets say we put you in the mountains with no food and let you starve and freeze to death and as to the original creator of this incredibly funny fail i say hail. its obviously a joke no single person on the planet is that stupid. I also eat what i kill and enjoy all aspects of hunting and i am supporting local wildlife by feeding elk in the winter! have you vegans ever lifted a finger to help the animals or do ya just run your mouths on the web while enjoying a nice salad in the local vegan cafe?

By: Share Filtration

Share Filtration — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:24:46 +0000

Article is appreciated whatever others say

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:59:48 +0000

Whoever wrote that is probably a shitty vegitarian

By: this is not my name

this is not my name — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:38:42 +0000

Or the force choke. (insert Imperial March here)

By: kerinbot

kerinbot — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:50:12 +0000

There is currently an email circulating around, claiming that this “article” is from an SF, California newspaper (although it gives no further bogus details).

I just thought i would spread what info i could find, which is that this was a reader response to an editorial. Not an article, not even a response to an article – it’s a silly reply by someone to someone else’s OPINION. Made in some smalltown, subscription required…

(From a “Speakout” response to an editorial in The Daily Journal [Kankakee, Michigan - subscription required] via Theo.)

By: Black Man

Black Man — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:38:53 +0000

Juicy*

Also, *Bulgarian Salami Squeeze*

By: Black Man

Black Man — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:37:54 +0000

Or the juicey Bulgarians?

By: jdub

jdub — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:48:12 +0000

FAIL

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:25:18 +0000

U, MEAT WOMAN, ARE A NOOB, >:-(!

By: mommaroodles

mommaroodles — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:09:51 +0000

freakin brilliant

By: N/A 2

N/A 2 — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:49:46 +0000

yeah you’ve got a point, but don’t you actually think that following nature is actually the best thing. We don’t frown upon say, a lion, just for eating an antelope so why do people frown upon themselves for eating a cow?

And plus, tofu doesn’t taste nice:)

By: Smead

Smead — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:09:11 +0000

Just don’t get any of that foam into my tea, I’ll have a capuccino

By: Smead

Smead — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:02:23 +0000

Hello chaps, what have we Brits missed then? Ah, squeezing is it? TALLY HO! *Cup o’ tea squeeze*

By: Videogamenut101

Videogamenut101 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:28:21 +0000

seriously but good thing i am not in there

By: Videogamenut101

Videogamenut101 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:27:09 +0000

don’t stare at that too long

By: green day

green day — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:20:16 +0000

what r u idiots doing this time! this sceneplay is sooo gay

By: killerdudecris

killerdudecris — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:50:35 +0000

*death squeeze* or the australians mate >:D

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:36:14 +0000

The points attempted to make a picture of FAIL (they are actually a FAIL themselves)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:35:18 +0000

“No animals were harmed”.

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By: green day

green day — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 11:00:05 +0000

the role play on failblog? honestly you guys r idiots

By: green day

green day — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:57:59 +0000

what ever u guys r doing its stupid

By: Sikozu

Sikozu — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:04:18 +0000

well this is late but lol

By: Jennyisbusy

Jennyisbusy — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:47:40 +0000

Hi Vegan,
Most of these comments are people TRYING to be silly, and raise hackles. Try not to blow a gasket tonight.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:44:24 +0000

You’ve obviously never tried Asian-made soy meats. They are AWESOME. I could guarantee that most of the products you could never tell the difference.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:43:08 +0000

Uh…PETA is ANTI-meat, not pro-meat….

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:41:22 +0000

I doubt it was planted. I do a lot of activism and there are A LOT of people who think hunters are terrible people for killing animals, even if the hunters eat the meat, and these people eat store-bought meat.
They use the excuse, “but the meat in the stores comes from animals that are already dead”. So I give them a lesson about supply and demand.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:37:32 +0000

You can’t sell that kind of meat in stores. It’s a “safety hazard”.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:36:21 +0000

Humane means kind and merciful. How is KILLING SOMEONE to please your taste buds “kind” or “merciful”? Surely, LETTING THEM LIVE is kind, not killing them for unnecessary pleasures.
Humans do not need flesh to survive or thrive. All essential nutrients can be easily obtained in a vegan diet.
Check out http://www.abolitionistapproach.com/video/

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:34:23 +0000

How does something a PRO-MEAT person said show how “stupid” you think vegetarians and vegans are? Read the thing again.
It was in SUPPORT of eating meat, not against it.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:29:16 +0000

Obviously it wasn’t written by an animal rights activist if it was in SUPPORT of eating animal products. Animal WELFARE activist maybe…

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:28:13 +0000

For food IS for sport. We don’t need flesh to survive. So when we choose to eat it anyways we are doing it because we like the taste (personal enjoyment=recreation=sport)
You don’t need a cow’s flesh any more than you need to eat a human’s flesh.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:26:16 +0000

We ARE animals.
Anti-speciesism is not about equal rights, it’s about equal consideration.
Just like children have rights but they do not have equal rights in all aspects (like right to vote).

“Basic law of nature- Survival of the fittest.”
Yeah, Hitler liked to use that excuse too.
Do you support what he did?
Might does NOT make right.
Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
A baby is weaker than me, can I beat him/her and make him/her into soup? Why any other sentient being if it’s not a life-or-death situation?

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:22:06 +0000

I don’t see why I’m higher than a rodent either. We are both sentient beings.
The idea of “human supremacy” is just a personal bias, another prejudice.
Speciesism is no more logical than racism or sexism. We all feel.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:19:07 +0000

I live in the city and don’t know ANYONE who believes that meat from animal flesh doesn’t harm animals.
I DO know many people in the country side who don’t know that cows are artificially inseminated to encourage them to lactate and just think cows are magical animals that produce milk all the time and “will explode” if you don’t milk them.
Your stereotype of city people is completely false.

By: VeganVixen

VeganVixen — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:14:36 +0000

What makes you think that someone who is promoting eating meat and saying it doesn’t harm animals is a PETA member?? Doesn’t make sense to me. PETA is AGAINST eating animals, not for it…

By: reddazes

reddazes — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:09:58 +0000

This deserves a face palm… and who ever wrote it deserves to be slapped… repeatedly… upside the head…with some variety of fish…

I don’t know why fish… just seemed appropriate..
I’m also willing to go with ‘Dead bunnies that some horrible hunter killed to eat for their food…instead of the bunnies that the store…Makes?”

By: frogman

frogman — Sat, 23 May 2009 19:58:08 +0000

you deserve an award for standing up like that

(and the year’s biggest retard award goes to…)

By: thephantombloggerstrikes

thephantombloggerstrikes — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:12:24 +0000

Cool! Yet another Rhodes scholar! And people say kids don’t really learn in our public schools.

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