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sHizzle fo’ dizzle, my berrywhizzle!!!
F’Shizzle dizzle. Jesus be the real dizzle rizzle for all sizzle.
PEACE!
fo shizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle
Snoop dog was here.
snoop dogg*
snoopy dog*
Snoopy snoopy dog dog*
Snoop godd.
Drooping Frog.
looping clog
Chain Breaker
‘the moose with loose poops’ frog
Flipping Snoop Frogg
umm, ew? that sounds like a marketing fail for a drano knockoff
Dr. Pepper for ma bruther, another fo yo mutha double double supersized and don’t forget the fries…
jesus is the real for the sizzle
i didn’t know jesus enjoyed bbq
It’s Jesus, Muthafizzle!
dr pepper mah brotha anotha fo yo motha double double super size now dont forget tha fries….CRISPY.
I thought Jesus died for our sins so we wouldn’t sizzle…
Vernacular fail.
Word.
And rose again, in case with fizzle the world up again.
Who is stupid enuf to die for other peoples f*ckups?
Is not stupid. Is love.
Is not love, is incredibly stupid.
Dude, I take serious offense to that, and others do too, so please don’t make those kind of remarks.
Yeah, and some people take offense to you getti’n your nosizzle up in dis biznizzle.
That made me l-o-izzle on the rizzle fo shizzle my dizzle.
You can get upset, or you can ignore. This is a lesson I am trying to embrace myself. It’s much harder than it sounds.
Um, yeah. Because god forbid that someone mocks a religion that specifically STATES that you can expect to be mocked for your beliefs…
O_o
Reading comprehension FAIL.
Yeah, I guess that makes it ok.
God doesn’t, that’s why we have to decide how we’re going to respond. just because it’s allowed doesn’t mean it’s right.
…Fo shizzle.
Lots and lots of people in the military, but I don’t mock them for it.
lol he’s just a nice guy!
they iz atractin doze gangstarz!
win amen
(>_<) fo rizzle
o.o
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my penis
You need to see a doctor about this tweak at the end.
And the fact it has a surprises face at the top.
Or surprised. You decide.
I bet he’s named it.
Slim jim?
Slender tender?
Wee Willy Winkie?
Broken titanic?
Twiggie?
little little man.
Needle Richard (in nickname form)?
Wunder Willy?
Wiener fail
Tiny Tally?
Wittle Willy?
(Good morning…and what a way to start the day…)
Looks like he caught the end in his zipper a few times too many…
Ouch?!? Once again, I am glad to be female.
I hear ya. Never done it myself, but it does sound scary.
All things put away properly is my motto
Maybe it’s his fail stick
If God made us like that, we’d be pissing in each other’s faces!!
Typography: number one culprit in men’s health.
lol, i like the fact it slightly drooping to the left… and he could be called, Pinny Timmy?
Leeter Peter?
Fails stick!!! LOL. Nice one, BlogFlog!
Slim and not erect.
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U my penis
Never seen one that looks so…old.
And thin.
Yikes.
And slightly askew.
I eschew that askew and raise you a kid stew.
That can’t be true. I’ll go the way the cuckoo flew!
ooooooooh!
with really really tiny circular objects at the top that should be shaped more like ovals.
Unlucky, mine’s 3 dimensional…
only a 10X scale replica
Or win?
It’s actual size everyone
Lol, loved the ‘fail’ in this one as well.
Very…
Jesus-like.
Word.
Halleluja brother!
…
Rock and roll
Angles bring that hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
rawr ANGELS bring that hard (?) rock HALLELUJAH
in Gods’ creation supernatural high…
(blasphemy?)
o_O
This creature’s language is curious Captain. It uses common words that of Earth, but almost none of the grammatical rules. It would appear that this planet’s vocabulary evolved in parallel with, but independently of, that of your Earth’s languages.
That’s because it’s devil speech, go check Lordi on google.
It’s a bit of the lyrics to a little tune by a band called Lordi. (Well – possibly JasonK’s quote is for a cover made by some more trigonometry-oriented band, seeing how it includes angles instead of the original’s more angelic demonic counterparts.)
If anyone has any comments or questions about the grammar of my last phrase, please direct them to Customer Service.
You’re wrong, angles are not only in trigonometry.
They should stay where they belong. Goddamn angles.
Up in heaven, right.
On the Cartesian plane.
As long as the angles aren’t bringing the rock hard anymore, I’m happy.
What’s next? 90° ANGELS?
Probably obtuse angles, thinking of some of the contributors around here.
Or acute angels.
I’m no angel, but I do have alternate interior angles.
Just in case nobody knew, the sum of the interior angles of a convex polygon is 180(n-2) degrees, with n designating the number of sides.
I see you’ve experienced the wonders of high school thank you for enlightening us lower beings vitticho.
Are you gonna bitch about it moar?
No.
I think we may be getting a bit off tangent.
sin here if you agree with threadjacker’s comment.
I can’t, cos I don’t have a pen.
thats a SIN!
lol
SIN!
It’s to do with angles…
Well I tried.
I failed.
thats what I’m here for -_-
Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to eat Some Pizza.
Nom.
They said I had to have a cosiner.
In Angeln?
In Los Angles.
In England!
I do not believe I claimed that they are.
And he has the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
Lifetime question, is mr. Pringles a younger version of mr. Monopoly?
One and the same. Mr Pringle has a monopoly on saddle shaped crisps in tubes.
I understood they were long lost twins. Mr. Pringle being the good twin and Mr. Monopoly being the evil twin (though some may disagree).
Who ‘d say Pringles is evil? :O
They lead you into temptation. Once you pop, you can’t stop. Pringles are the devil’s foodstuff.
*joins the dark side for a can of Pringles*
And I thought Faust was easy pickings.
I’m all Pringled out. For some reason there was a time when every boat I ever sailed on had a provisions locker full of Pringles. They just make me think of sitting on the weather rail in 30 knots of wind. Trouble is, they spontaneously deconstruct when they get wet or, if still crisp, snap off in the breeze and fly into the sea.
We now have pringles and dip in the office, just there —->
There is also rumours of a chocolate cake.
Woo!
…same in my office…but its over there…
<—–
Quite the conundrum.. Who’s Pringles to pursuit.. .
I am. Now pursue me.
I know it seems had to believe but there are people out there who don’t appreciate the salty addictive crunch of Pringles.
Have you ever tasted the totally chocolate fake pringles by nestle? They’re scrummy.
*doesn’t know what scrummy means* I forgot those even existed. I don’t know if they still sell them ’round these parts but I remember some of them being tasty and some being kinda gross.
It’s a portmanteau of scrumptious and yummy. It means ‘being of or like a coconut’. No it doesn’t. There were some nice ones that had mint crisp bits inside.
Pappa?
Nicole?
Umm…that night I fell asleep on the roof garden…and woke-up with my shoe laces tied together…Well?
Moomapple? Pinemin?
Moople!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t there a ’70s band callet Hott the Moople?
All the young dudes, carry the news. . .
)
DrB and the Moomin have had a Moople!
You are all invited to wet the Moople’s head.
(Moople, I like it
Oh congrats on your new Moople! *SQUEEZE!* He’s so cute!
I agree. Adorable! *squeeze* <–Moople sized
Careful not to drop the itteh bitteh moopleh on it’s head, it could turn out like moomim? Let’s hope it doesn’t… :]
Hello everyone, I’m Priest Pringle Emoom, and I will be officiating at today’s Moople child party. The Moomin and DrB have had a Moople named Nicole. Noople / Moocole / Moonip is a product of a roof garden party and tied shoelaces, among other happenings. *Sprinkles powdered sugar and moomin-cookie crumbs on Moonip* I now pronounce thee, Moople Nicole! Wee! *Moople SQUEEZE* Toodle pip!
where does the natty bo guy fit into this equation?
I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!
Shizzle mah nizzle.
I was gonna say that! Only I would have said Fashizzle.
He likes to fizzle on his drizzle too.
Moomim, what’ve you been taking? You’re CRAZY!!!
The solstice is the rizzle for the sizzle, Jesus is a squatter.
That would only be true if it weren’t for the fact that the solstice was Jesus’ idea to begin with. Pagans are solstice squatters /discussion.
A guy born 2000 years ago could not possibly have decided the movements of the planets millennia before his birth.
But this overlooks his role in the Holy Trinity. *hates getting theological end doesn’t believe anyway*
The universe operates on a retroactive policy. What is decided now has always been.
Oh that’s deep, Moople-Daddy.
(I just wanted to write Moople-Daddy. Didn’t really have anything to contribute).
Hahahaha, like it
*SQUEEZE*
Hay, sailingteddy, that’s pretty good theology for a nonbeliever! Three
Trinitarian thumbs up!
ummm…He’s God…
It was his daddy’s idea. Or should I say idizzle?
-high five for educated theological joke-
I don’t speak Snoop so: What were they trying to say?
I think they misspelled rizlas and sizzlers. Apparently Jesus rolls up and smokes sausages?
Then he must have been German. Everything with sausages is German.
That could explain everything.
“Rizzle” usually means “real.”
And “sizzle” is the sound something makes contact with something hot and cooks.
Translation: “I’m an idiot, and I think I’ll be cool if I talk like this.”
Other notes: “nizzle” is in fact translated into what most of us call the N-word, not in the mod to say it.
“fo-rizzle” actually means “for real.”
I’m white, but my best friend isn’t. He used to be into Tupac, and so I learned to decipher.
Hope my being too serious has enlightened someone. People really need to quit saying things if they don’t know what they mean. Usually words have a meaning(s), even made up ones…
Borizzle mah dizzle shizzle with the fudizzle and shake my woodizzlepop?
What the hell does that mean the smartpants?
Oftimes I’ve seen “izzle” made to end many words in that fashion. You yourself say it USUALLY means “real,” leaving it open for further meanings based on context, as can be seen here. It seems a little pedantic to dispute something based solely on the predominant meaning.
Hope my tone wasn’t condescending, and I don’t care right now to go back and make my sentences less verbose, so instead I’ll lighten the mood of my post a little.
BOINGO BOINGO WHOOPSY KNICKERS.
No, I think it’s a quote from the Sermon on the Mount. But a really modern translation.
It’s sometimes thought rude to getcha gunk on your mount.
Rode hard, put away wet. *nods*
*hands mookie a smam-wow*
*also nods*
*but wonders about the smam-wow*
*nods too and wonders if they’re making smam-wizzles yet*
Fo’ shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA.
Strange. I heard he put the diggler in the wiggler.
Well, He did bring the love from above.
that would be great if it wasnt a photoshop job
Prove it with fizzle -FACTS *goddamnit*.
Err, the shadows are all wrong?
The original picture of the church is here (click my name)
They appear to have changed it a little.
Hmm… the Church Commissioners are vandals.
is it one of these?
WOULD BE GREAT IF THE MODERATERS WOULD QUIT DELETING MY POSTS THAT HAVE LINKS TO THIS ACTUAL SIGN FOR USE WITH A CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR. WHAT TOTAL BULLCRAP. THIS ISNT A FAIL. THIS WAS FABRICATED BY THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS BULLSHIT SITE
Wayside Pulpit Win, imo. It got your attention.
But it just made me want to sin harder.
see, girls want it harder, guys just wanna be able to sin longer
In my experience, girls like both!
*hands ST a ceegar*
I thought guys want to sin shorter and then roll over and sleepizzle, while girls want to cuddizzle.
-agrees with the Catt-
No shizzle for the gizzle?
Nizzle my fizzle.
Squizzles your bizzle.
*squeeze*
Squizzles back *SQUEEZE*
I think I like squizzling. It sounds fun.
*nizzles McFails fizzle*
*has no idea what he has just done*
He wizzled your hizzle.
As long as you don’t fizzle his nizzle, at least in such a public place, you should be okay.
*checks nestings above and compares to pronoun usage* Would you believe me if I said I was using “his” in an all-inclusive manner? No?…
Sorry McFail.
:}
S’ok, all is forgizzle.
There there. Just walk away from the bad man.
*Holds McFail round the shoulders and leads her away*
Better get the rape kit.
You want to do that to her after everything she’s been through? Mookie! There’s a time and a place for everything. . .
(Round the back, five minutes)
I usually use duct tape, a burlap sack and a pair of scissors. What’s in your rape kit?
Was that inapprobiate? As I said, I don’t speak Snoop. And you asked for it so I thought I’d do you a favour.
This language barrier thing is going to tear us apart.
Oh, it’s not so bad.
Sadly, it sometimes is.
Love will find a way.
Love will tear us apart again
Love, language… What else?
Restraining orders.
Being from where I am I can’t help but follow orders…
Inducted into the order of the fail.
♪ Come on people now, fail on yer brother, everybody get together, try an’ fail one another right now ♪
Or did you mean it’s not so bad if the language barrier tears us apart?
*hangs head*
*sobs*
*slowly walks off*
Buck up, man! Faint heart ne’er won fair lady.
*wipes off tears*
*strong-willed expression on his face*
*returns*
*straightens Arthur’s collar* *zips Arthur’s fly* *hands Arthur bouquet of flowers* Go get ‘er, Tiger!
RRRROOOOOOOAAARRR!!!
*off to get her*
To get her off?
make her pizzle drizzle.
Jesus loves you, as he did Jacob
*ponders wrestling with jules, as the angel did with Jacob… *
That’s just pathetic in addition to being fail.
I don’t understand …
What do Rizzle and Sizzle mean ?
Harrap’s dictionary doesn’t know …
Try the dicitionary. Between mim wage and spankme.
Is that the price and a request?
“Reason” and “season.”
Did I get first yet?
Not yet. Try about six…uh…teen more times.
Don’t encourage it, please.
Shh…I’m trying reverse psychology, here…
No you’re not. . .
No, I’m not…
*gasps*
You so are!
I stand corrected. Thank you. (SQUEEZE!)
One day, comment box, one day, I will beat you at your game and get first.
Until then, I’ll deal with your mocking’ness
Only one question, why would I be a Pedo and try sixteens… Oh wait, I’m allowed, same age, so I win, even though this is in all ways, a fail post.
Would you like some tea Governor?
That would be Governess surely?
The same age as hammy! Older then BFF! But so different. Amazing.
*changes name*
*thAn*
I dun get it!
QED.
Are you callin’ me special ed?
No, he’s saying your comment has been put in a queue and he will respond to it later.
No he won’t, that means he’s lying to me and that makes me cry… Ah there attacking, back you fiends!
Hey you. Leave please. Do something age approbiate. Wank while watching internet porn or something.
But this is fun, fail blog posts are like youtube, but because of grammer naziz, I can actually tell what people are typing.
Well if you insist on staying you should know the fail blog rules:
1. “First” shall only be used it the context of the fail. Example “That the first time I have seen that.”
2. All post must be relevant to the fail or the thread. Do not insult your fellow fail bloggers.
3. Safety.
4. ???
5. Profit
Failure to fellow the rules will lead to being called a troll and being tormented by bloggy the fail bog monster.
I’ll swap your l for this o. Deal?
I would like to buy an A.
F A _ _
Can you guess the word?
Fast? no wait… hm… no idea -sarcasm-
F-A-K-E ?
F-A-T-E ?
Sorry to cause a stink but. . .
F-A-R-T ?
F-A-W-N?
F-A-A-L
F-A-R-E
F-A-I-R
C-A-T?
Leave me the foshizzle alone, i’m a bit specizzle
I would like to solve the puzzle… What is Win?
fo’shizzle ma nizzle!
Glad to see that the Moomin is back and giving us 100%.
Thankyou
*squeeze*
I dont want to see anymore of this 7% or .002% crap anymore!
Sorry sofaking.
*shuffles away backwards staring at feet*
He re-volt-ed once and watts up to 200%. Ohm-ost blinded us all.
I trust you can back-up this charge?
Given amp-le time, I sorta kinda could. I think. Maybe.
Commenting seems fairly static here today, so feel free to take your time.
Shocking as it is, I saw you jump off that bus, get a truck stuck, sprint away, and jump on that scooter. Then you were gone in a flash.
Sure is. Maybe if I did a dance it would ease off the tension.
*starts doing funny dance*
*puts on a little something to dance to…* (clicky)
Good call.
*starts pointing*
*pelvic thrusts*
*points at pelvic thrusts in mounting horror*
Our Big Daddy, who art in heaven, hallowed be dy dojigger; dy kin’dom come; dy gots’ta be done on eard as it be in heaven. ‘S coo’, bro. Give us dis day our daily bread; and fo’cut us our trespasses as we fo’cut dose who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptashun, but deliva’ us fum evil. Amen
(thanks to rinkworks for the the dialectizer)
Hmmm… Is the way gangster talk related to lolspeak?
guess that’s the way brian speaks, or the voices in his head..?
For those of you skilled in google: look up rinkworks, dialectizer
For those of you NOT skilled in google:
rinkworks.com
Click on “dialectizer”
Jive is one of the options to “translate” text into, I chose to “translate” the Lord’s prayer.
Uh…right…
Snoop must be a regular attendee and generous in the collection plate
I honestly thought GCF would be gracing us with his presence today. Where has that crazy cat got to?
Maybe all the missing people are boycotting the countdown in the new videos.
Which sucks because I want a cookie………
Ah, logical.
Avis and Diana are the queens of cookies, but they don’t come on while late.
*overhears conversation*
*turns and walks out of thread in a huff, taking the freshly baked peanut butter cookies she had been planning to share*
*snatches cookies and hides them in hat*
Awww… Don’t let the Moomin discourage you Judy. He doesn’t know a good thing if it knock his hat off.
*takes aim with cookie… Tosses lightly and slow*
*trips willdog as he runs by*
*hat flies into the air*
*nimbly catches the cookies*
Go ahead and take this batch, Aiki, and pass them out as you see fit. I’ve got another ready to take out of the oven. I’ll bring them to the next fail.
Aww. Thanks!
See a cute mouse is a tiger’s friend. And I do love a PB cookie.
See! This is why I don’t associate you with cookies! It’s all The Moomin’s fault.
You have been amenable lately…
*hands sofaking a cookie*
*Eats Cookie*
Now that you can’t take it away…..what the hell does amenable mean?
That cookie had faery dust in it, you know.
If you google, it will appear.
“If you dictionary it” didn’t sound right. Uh… If you dict. it, it will come?
tee hee, he said come :]
*Ahem*
I am not a he, I am a sidhe.
Seelie or Un-Seelie?
Seelie. Although I do have some favour in the Un-Seelie court.
Sealey Posturepedic or Tempurpedic?
Englebert Humperdinck?
Guess they wanted to attract younger pplz…
u mean younger pizzles
What? That’s not a fail. That’s just a funny sign. They totally meant to do that. Get something better.
Another church I have to burn down, and this one comes second to the Vatican. >O
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
Yeah, why not?
That’s what I say!
*chuckles*
God is west coast? Also, that book appears to have a cross stuck in it…
What’s a “rizzle” and “sizzle” ?? I thought it was penis but using it twice in a sentence makes no sense.
I wonder if they’re trying to recover from that whole potato incident by appealing to the younger set.
Word up, kids!
jesus has 2 frickin holidays
i mean comon i would like one in my name
reason for the season my ass
the rotation of the goddam planet is the “reason for the seasons”
*SQUEEZE!*
sizzle??? are they grilling Jesus!? 0.o
(brings barbecue sauce)
213th!!
first!
nawt first
first fail
They are trying to open up their fan base to a cooler, hip audience!
So you’re saying Jesus is some kind of “Chronic Crip” aye?
Marin Luther King Jr. is spinning in his grave right now
Finding-a-new-way-to-use-all-those-extra-Z’s-for-your-sign-instead-of-the-S’s-that-you-don’t-have-enough-of WIN!
*is totally torn between wanting to send this pic to the family, and absolutely not wanting them in my playground*
Totally win imo!
..the reason we burn in hell??
i honestly want to go to this church now.
. . . . .(. . . .
.. . . .(_) . . . .
.. . . (__). . .. . .
. . . (___) POOP
is the shizle
this is SUCH a win
agreed. Totally a win.
To quote a classic bash.org quote:
” what the f**k does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from ‘keeping it real’ and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the ’streets’ as it were.”
Reminds me of these cans of peanut butter I saw once that had “open other end” printed on both ends of the can.
Awsome
This is dumb because there’s some site where you can create what it says on the churches front message thing.
I have no idea what rizzle even is. This is not Biblical, it
is just a dumb attempt at watering down the gospel
and trying to be funny.
this should be on win blog!!!
Hey-soose (Jesus), you can keep your sizzle. I’m gonna hang out with these Rasta dudes over here. *backs away*
Call us nerds.
OMG!!!! D: I swear this church is right across the street from me
…wow never thought I’d see this happen lolz
i’m pretty sure this is a win, not a fail.
What do you think the Vatican would say if they saw that?
Whatcha talking about? This is epic win.
This is a win!
EPIC win!!
wat the crap
thats a WIN!!!
NOT a fail, this is a huge WIN! I might even go to church once if I saw this.
WINWINWIN
I love my people lol
Fo shizzle?
From the makers of “The Living Bible,” It’s… “The Rapping Bible!”
Love it! Silver Bells in da hizzy! Go Baptists Go fo shizzle my nizzle!