this FAIL is bullshit.. its obvious somebody took two fold up boxes & put them next to eachother.. you can tell because the corner isnt connected, duhh.
I’m photoshopped. I don’t fit in with the rest of my life. My shadows are different than everything else around me. My dimensions don’t match, my edges are too sharp. I can divide by zero. This package is sold by weight, not volume. Even my comments are photosh-zipp a dee doo dah.
Riiiiight… Not everthing is faked you know. Sometimes you CAN believe your eyes!! :O
Onto the boring breakdown part:
Neither of the prints even look alike >_>
different sizes on the text and the underline is much thicker on one, the details are different (such as the tape that has been put across them and the wrinkles in the box) and the yellow image on the left has a tear on it.
I’m not normally one to nit-pick, but I prefer to iron out the details when im making a point
All I’m sayin is, if this IS photoshopped, I give serious Kudos to the person that did it. So if it is, I’d still like this picture. :p
besides… I still think it’s funny either way. >_<”
Well if it is photoshopped, someone went to a lot of trouble with the perspective, getting the adhesive tape to look right, etc. Photoshop suspicion fail methinks.
I said cut paste and photograph, not copy paste. Yes, it looks like someone made himself the work and indeed cut the actual box, pasted it again and then photographed the result.
yes, i also am photoshopped, sometimes, when I don’t feel like.
You want more? My, my…
*licks lips*
*tips Moomin*
*giggles*
You do have stamina…
…*Lets go of Moomin. Grabs onto one ankle at the last second as he falls through hat and back out, going with him.*
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If he waited almost an hour and a half to post a failed ‘first’ comment… He should be stripped from computer use, because he’s persistant on a dangerous level!
I blame the unicorns of the seventh degree in cowbell!
Don’t ask, it’s one-thirty A.M. and I might as well be drunk for how I feel, it might be a step up even
My comments are highly intermittent because I have to work. Trouble is, fails are like buses; you wait for hours for a new one and the many come in quick succession. Seems when I’m here they stop. Mookie, Moomin, and Arthur are always here. Does none of you sleep?
This is not a fake, it’s in my friends basement.
It’s sad that people think shit is fake when it’s really not,
but they think it’s real when it’s really fake.
that in itself is a fail.
First PWN!!
Get – a – life PWN!!
SECOND 222!!!222
I’s agrees… and grow a pair. What’s that?? PWN!!!!!!
Dude… you just poh-nd.
dont be jealous of their epicness
He is just learning the ups and downs in the box of life.
until now there has been both ups and downs.
In a life full of fail, Carl had to get a first place in something. Being last all the time sure is boring.
If he has sex one day he will learn that it’s not always good to be first.
LOL!
He needs to understand, that to truly PWN with the first post, he needs to release doves or something at the time of claming PWNage…
this FAIL is bullshit.. its obvious somebody took two fold up boxes & put them next to eachother.. you can tell because the corner isnt connected, duhh.
pay attention people
looks like the upside down side was cut off another box and taped on. The end is not even straight.
too many fakers these days…no one really finds those genuine fails anymore
OMG!
a talking fail! :O
i never knew that fails could talk!
first of all, the corners are conected idiot. and second of all, this is NOT a fake you can go to target and see for your self. it’s a fire pit.
I knew that was from Target, I used to see those all the time there. Worked the Backroom for four years.
this could be an hour glass……:`
Yup…. looks like something you would find at Target!
Agreed. Clearly someone here has failed to fail. This is a travesty to all of failculture. Drinks r on me.
good call
Fail is explaining what is painfully obvious to others.
No its not, this was how the box came even with the picture of the item when opened the contents were packed on there side!!!
this up end
sooo… close
What’s with the urge of getting a first place?
Are you given an award? Does God bless you? Do you also get a free house and a wife or husband in it? Or win a million bucks?
I was first once or twice and I can assure you: No. Sadly.
I was first once and God has spoken to me :”GET A LIFE!”
It’s perfectly alright to speak to God…but when God speaks to you…you fail.
And your God is a jerk too :/
super dyslexic-ness!
Wow. amazing lol
both ways is up. only works in the center of the earth!
amazing, but physics fail lol
works in space too!
now you’re thinking with portals!
Call me old fashioned, but I still think with my brain.
You’re old fashioned.
I’m fur fashioned
*hands ST a razor*
Is it a new Turbo GT Hundred Blade Power Razor for extra smooth shaveage and total removal of all limbs in one smooth swipe?
I would never buy cheap crap like that! It’s of course the GTX 3000 Atomic Blast Hyper Shave which vibrates and makes you a good breakfast.
No way! It’s Super Hiper Dynamic Ultra Blaster Canon 23X3232 that cleans you shoes!
Oh my god! It’s super ultra big-knife-duct-taped-to-a-rocket 345325344347582.
Am I the only one who’s bothered by what appears to be a picture of two naked children on the sides?
Well, hello Old Fashioned.
._.
that’s good news
Box-O-Paradox! It must be constantly spinning.
It contains a gravitational field generator. Don’t go near it!
… sit on it.
You spin me right round, baby
Right round, like a regular baby…
You got the words wrong
Maybe he/she is too young to remember when vinyl ruled. I am however old enough to remember that and whine about how superior good vinyl is to CD.
I think vinyl sounds better because the music itself was better.
You got the reference, which is all that mattered. My memory of the words was formed before I turned ten.
Vinyl still rules, btw…
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
How about:
The only way is up, baby
for you and me now
The only way is up, baby
for you and me now
You got me spinnin’
Round and round
Round and round and round it goes
Where it stops, nobody knows
Round and round.
With love we’ll find a way just give it time.
Round and round –
What comes around goes around –
I’ll tell you why…
Dig.
WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP *SINGING* OLD MUSIC NOBODY EVEN REMEMBERS!?
A parabox!
obviously fake, easily to see on the edge: cut, paste and photograph.
…and even if it was not, not funny enough.
Everything is photoshopped. Therefore this blog is now closed. Have a nice day.
I’m photoshopped and so’s my wife.
I attended my best friend’s wedding photoshopped, I really did.
Bignose hehe
I’m photoshopped. I don’t fit in with the rest of my life. My shadows are different than everything else around me. My dimensions don’t match, my edges are too sharp. I can divide by zero. This package is sold by weight, not volume. Even my comments are photosh-zipp a dee doo dah.
Riiiiight… Not everthing is faked you know. Sometimes you CAN believe your eyes!! :O
Onto the boring breakdown part:
Neither of the prints even look alike >_>
different sizes on the text and the underline is much thicker on one, the details are different (such as the tape that has been put across them and the wrinkles in the box) and the yellow image on the left has a tear on it.
I’m not normally one to nit-pick, but I prefer to iron out the details when im making a point
All I’m sayin is, if this IS photoshopped, I give serious Kudos to the person that did it. So if it is, I’d still like this picture. :p
besides… I still think it’s funny either way. >_<”
Well if it is photoshopped, someone went to a lot of trouble with the perspective, getting the adhesive tape to look right, etc. Photoshop suspicion fail methinks.
I said cut paste and photograph, not copy paste. Yes, it looks like someone made himself the work and indeed cut the actual box, pasted it again and then photographed the result.
yes, i also am photoshopped, sometimes, when I don’t feel like.
Mothinks it was physically cut and pasted, as in using sissors and tape, then photographed
yes, you got it. we are all photoshopped, anyway, as many have mentioned it before.
I like this meta theory better. Let’s say then photoshopped that photo, printed it out and keep going and going…
Whoah, meta.
What’s up with that?
Maybe it contains an hourglass…
If then it’s not a fail after all
Indeed! lol
It’s Up with People!
The top and bottom are both up with that!
10th!
theres nothing wrong with it, you just need to rotate it counter clockwise while carrying it
Gravity WIN!
What goes up eventually goes down
Yeah..at the same time. Newton could’ve crying to his mama if he see this.
The people on the yellow sticker – with what are they carrying the package?
A barrel of sauerkraut… I am certain because people will have to turn it over all the time so that the salt goes evenly.
Ehhh… What’s up, doc?
Everything goes in a loop until the person is sick of turning it up and up and up and puts it on its side.
It’s actually the world’s first succesful perpetual motion machine.
It’s a scientific breakthrough worthy of a Nobel prize then. I will go get the commitee.
*Races some weirdo to the committee.*
*Steals machine to make millions from it, although am unsure how*
heeeey, that was my space-time-continuum machine thingy.
No way! It has my name on it, must be mine.
there’s no arguing with that.
Are they a Moomin’s actual measurements?
.
H43CM/W61CM/L63CM
.
I’m guessing the ‘H’ is for ‘Hat’.
I have a hat.
But you’re not a Moomin. Paradox?
I think those measurements have been Photoshopped.
At least we know it doesn’t go sideways.
This is the packaging M C Escher would have used.
Or Mobius
I came for the Escher reference and left happy.
this box seems to be pro choice.
If I stand on my head to open it, both ends would be up.
If you stand on your head you’ll get your tummy tickled miss cat.
Are you thinking outside the box?
I may or may not be outside the box, the only way to know for sure is to come out and see Schrodinger.
Ah, Schrödingers Moomin. Well-known Gedankenexperiment.
*checks the lid on the Moomin’s box* Nice.
It’s more fulfilling to tickle in the box.
*raises eyebrow*
I’m worried that whichever way I enter the box I will fall over.
Would I ever trip you up?
There’s only one way to find out.
*climbs into box*
*tips Moomin upside down*
purrrfect
*cheshire grin*
…..
*giggles*
*lets go of Moomin. Moomin falls down through his hat and back out of box, upright*
*blinks*
Wuh? Could have sworn I was climbing into that box.
*climbs into box*
You want more? My, my…
*licks lips*
*tips Moomin*
*giggles*
You do have stamina…
…*Lets go of Moomin. Grabs onto one ankle at the last second as he falls through hat and back out, going with him.*
*crashes into floor as sidhe lands delicately atop him*
This getting into boxes is harder than I thought.
*closes the curtains so they can have some privacy*
*stumbles and falls*
OUCH!
*Soothes Arthur’s ouchie*
There, there now. Everyone can enjoy a box when shown the way.
Moomin, you have the magic hat, so…
Err… you may not know that… Clicky and then decide if you really want to soothe THAT pain…
I thought you had a tip-ical ache, and needed uh… a jack-in-the-box?
I think I’ll pass, then.
I thought so.
if i did that, neither end would be up.
When you stand on your head, you end up sideways? Or do you have access to some alternate dimension?
i’m a pessimist. both ends are down.
i’m pessimistic. both ends are down.
damn it!
You must have known that would happen
There is no box.
The box is a lie
You can bend the box with your mind if you believe
I believe in A Thing Called Love.
Clickie^^
Then there must be cake inside…
The box?
I always have the same problem with my package. Stupid arrows
First comment ever FAIL!
Now welcome me to Fail community. 
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FIRST!
Dang, I ‘was’ first, again, my computer lags on me. T_T
A lag of one hour and 22 minutes? Get a new computer. On second thought: Since you’re just firsting, don’t.
If he waited almost an hour and a half to post a failed ‘first’ comment… He should be stripped from computer use, because he’s persistant on a dangerous level!
*hides in bunker*
-Noms on your bunker-
You can not escape my computers epic lag’ness!
>The wait time for this post was over nine-thousand minutes.<
And yet your “dang” clocked in a minute after your 80 minutes of lag?
I blame the unicorns of the seventh degree in cowbell!
Don’t ask, it’s one-thirty A.M. and I might as well be drunk for how I feel, it might be a step up even
timing fail, om nom… post was mase at 4:30. 3 hour lag????? were you changing timezones?going through a black hole?
is your computer in the doom paradoxbox with 2 ups?
That could explain it
just realised- you cant spell paradoxbox without XBOX! we now know the contents,people!many xboxes are in the paradoxbox!
the xboxes come shipped with portal,too, to aid confusion
it has a gyroscope inside, trust me, beavers are going to be the end of man kind.
*gasp* he’s after our robotic beaver technology!
Let him take it, I’m a clockwork hedgehog man myself.
How do you feel about steam powered weasles?
they’d be illegal if it were up to me.
The Anti-Steam-Powered-Weasel-Association (a.s.p.w.a) thanks you for your support in banning steam powered weasels from the world.
*hands a certificate of gratitude*
*politely accepts certificate, and shakes STaco’s hand.*
After the court case I refuse to comment. I will just say that I burnt my fingers making spaghetti on toast, and not interfering with that weasel.
It took me days to get the toast out of that weasel.
That box goes both ways.
It munches carpet and gets its carpet munched?
I’m pretty sure that’s the same way.
The U.P.S. truck delivered it.
Ofcourse they did, because only Up’s could figure out which side was really up. ^^
*notices that as the clock on the east coast struck 6:30am all commenting ceased in an instant*
Hello? >echo- echo – echo<
*feels alone* o_o”
There’s somebody out there.
Here’s one more.
And another.
My comments are highly intermittent because I have to work. Trouble is, fails are like buses; you wait for hours for a new one and the many come in quick succession. Seems when I’m here they stop. Mookie, Moomin, and Arthur are always here. Does none of you sleep?
Only when you’re not here. You’re appearance triggers sensors which brings us swimming to the fore of the comments, like moths to a flame.
BZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz *THWACK!*
(Morning!)
Ack!
*staggers around*
Nice package DrB, should it be pointing up like that?
Don’t think so…see, I can’t find a barstool that fits at moments like these!
You should keep it under your hat, you’ll scare the mechanical menagerie down below. Or is it above?
I actually post in my sleep. I’m quirky that way.
I usually sleep at night. But then again, I’m boring.
*nods* I can hear you.
I see what you did there
I’m comfortable with that.
Well, if you can’t let yourself go amongst friends, where can you?
(I’m hitting the coffee again, weee!)
I will now share my first sip of the day with you, Mikey. *sips* *shudders* *sighs* Morning!
Morning!
*huddles over cup and watches the random weather outside*
It’s gonna be a gloomy sunny blustery wet day today.
It’s raining men here.
I’ll be right there to help you catch them.
That’s what my technicians said!
FAIL… the BOX IS TAPED FOR LOLZ
Number 6 on yesterdays list.
THIS MUST BE A FAKE!!!!!!!!!! -_-
This isn’t a fail; this box was designed to travel through multiple dimensions.
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVENTH!
Paradoxical Box WINS
‘I don’t know what to do!! Do i put it this way?? or that way?? they’re both right, and yet they’re both wrong!! >_<’
The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
that box looks like and instruction manual for lesbians on how to scissor
I believe this is what they call the “Who Gives A Shit?” box.
I love fails xD
Maybe you can make something like a mobius strip out of the box.
Seems photoshopped or put together somehow on purpose.
Not a fail, except in the fact that someone went out of their way to stage a fail :/
Nice duck…
You’re supposed to rotate it, obviously.
fake
With this box, any direction is up.
What is with all the videos having gay wins?? They are never funny!
horribly re-taped box to make it look like a fail=fail.
lol i totally agree with you
Lame!!!
This is a constructed fail. Box looks cut and sticky-taped together
Down/up the rabbit hole. Sticker: “It’s a Wonderland thing. You wouldn’t understand.”
This is a fake. It was cut, flipped and taped. wtg failblog
This is not a fake, it’s in my friends basement.
It’s sad that people think shit is fake when it’s really not,
but they think it’s real when it’s really fake.
that in itself is a fail.
its a paradox box!!!
It’s made to keep idiots busy.