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What’s the fail? They parked in the handicapped spot.
And the buggy is colour co-ordinated with the parking bay lines.
Maybe it’s the coffee (finally) kicking in or maybe I am a dick…but if this person is able to walk inside…shouldn’t he/she leave the buggy elsewhere…you know…instead of parking it where someone who completely needs it would expect to park?
That was my run-on sentence of doom. *sips third cup of coffee*
nah, your a dick.
*but I agree so…*
Agreed.
*offers fourth cup of coffee*
Do not meddle in the affairs of coffee.
Coffee please??
Here. I think you will recognize that cognac.
Ahhh cognac…the new milk with breakfast.
mmmmmmmmm yummers! Thanks
*big-eyed, hopeful look*
*Swipes some of Malicite’s cognac and pours some for DW*
Perhaps in the morning, I’ll copy mr. cuddles and have a mimosa.
Cognac? Sheesh, just throw it at my head!
Here, Malicite didn’t take it.
*gives WN cold cup of coffee*
I missed coffee! *looks up and cries*
You can have quadruple burger with triple fries and a Diet Coke instead.
*puts iced coffee next to hot coffee from WIK*
Gonna be a good day
This is a win
At least this person has attempted some walking. So many people have let themselves get so fat they have finally achieved handicap status and don’t even attempt any exercise. Mobility win!
Captain Obvious
Don’t bring him into this
Handicapped parking is also for people who can walk, but not easily. They are allowed to park near the front of the building so that they have a shorter walk. There’s nothing wrong with a person who has limited mobility (and a handicapped placard) using a scooter like vehicle and parking it in a handicapped space. This is not a “fail”.
agreed – failblog fail
I agree, I think it’s way better than then driving the scooter into the building and running over my children, then making rude comments as if it’s my children’ts fault that the isle wasn’t made large enough for a motorized vehicle. Whoa, that kind of came out as an unexpected rant.
It is a funny picture though
I sit on my town’s disability commission. Many localities, including my state of MA, recognize two kinds of HP spaces: One kind is a regular sized space with the HP sign. The other has a reservation like the one in the picture. This is for a van and it allows space for a lift to operate on the side.
Regular cars and drivers aren’t supposed to use the van spaces, though this has been hard to enforce.
The real fail here is that an HP space was retrofitted into diagonal parking. It almost works, except that HP vans with right-hand lifts (default in drive-to-the-right nations) would have to back in to use that space.
The guy in the chair probably won’t be bothered for the short time he’s there in line. Perhaps he’d be better off driving the chair in there except perhaps there’s no room to maneuver.
I have to comment on this. I am a wheelchair user, drive a “regular” car with hand controls (Chevrolet Cobalt), but the reservation (when on my car’s left side) is useful to me because it provides enough room for loading/unloading my chair. If I got a ticket for parking in a space with one of these reservations, I would fight it.
Yep, I have a friend with MS who has to use a scooter most of the time, but, on the rare occasions she’s able to, she will walk short distances just to feel somewhat independent and “normal”. Unfortunately, she’s sometimes forced to leave the scooter behind and walk, even though it’s extremely difficult, because a lot of buildings are not scooter accessible. My guess is that the building in the pic isn’t scooter accessible, so the owner was trying to manage the best he/she could in a bad situation.
Weirdly, some guides to using mobility scooters actually suggest this. It’s completely silly though, as it is perfectly acceptable to park them on pavements and not take up a much needed disabled parking space. I’m both a mobility scooter driver and a Blue Badge owning car driver (the UK/EU disabled parkng permit).
Also, any half-decent disabled parking sport should have hatched markings on both sides and the back.
If a store has nearby motorbike spaces, mobility scooters can be parked in them as well. The amount of times motorbikes think it’s okay to park in the hatches outside my car meaning I can’t get in! Grrr!
Anyhow. I have a short car, I’d just ‘block them in’. Seeing as they can drive on the pavement anyhow! (And no, I’d never park my mobility scooter like that!)
The sidewalk looks pretty handi-capable to me. The operator could have ridden up closer to the entrance. My guess is this is the work of a not-quite-stand-up comedian.
its a mobility scooter. parked in a car park. this if fail. your logic is irrelavent to the fail.
That was exactly the order in which my thoughts went.
OMFG MOOMIN YAAAAY!
Well he was handicapped until Jesus came down and healed him. Allowing him to leave his chair behind. There are many scenarios, this is just my hypothesis.
I’m intrigued…
Not me, I’m eating a breakfast muffin.
Trade you Jesus for that muffin.
Thanks, but already got him.
Muffin?
Muffin? Please!
Here ya go
Mmm. Blueberry, my favorite! Thanks WN!
*SQUEEZE*
Oh dear. You just squoze your muffin.
Just don’t squeeze the Charmin
Why not? Mr. Winkles isn’t around.
Sounds similar to my guess, however mine involves aliens, a box of wheat thins, and a spare tire.
And yet, more believable. hmmm.
People do seem to accept his idea more readily.
*eats the box of Wheat Thins*
Dammit! Now what are we going to bribe the aliens with?
We still have the spare tire!
Let’s roll it down that hill over there to see if we can get enough momentum to make it fly!!
*attaches fishing line to tire*
*rolls tire down hill*
*watches as space alien in strange blue HC device swoops down and grabs tire*
*reels in space alien*
You caught one!
*Grabs WN’s ankles as he is lifted from the ground*
HANG ON!
AAAAIIIEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee….
*floats away with WIK holding onto ankles…*
Stop kicking! I am going to use this ACME jet pack in reverse to get us down!
*enjoys the view*
I think I can see my house from here.
Are you in Russia?
No, Alaska, but my house is in Russia.
Palin posts on the failblog comment boards?
Ya never know, do you?
my name is Sarah. Just channeling Pailn.
I betcha!
*grabs spare tire*
Hey that belongs on my power chair!
*blink, blink*
Now what?
Let’s roll aiki down the hill!
Great idea! Tigers land on their feet right? We should prove that theory.
YES!
*connects fishing line*
WAIT!!!! Only if I can have a wagon to go down on.
How about this philosophical sled?
Umm… somehow I think I am going to come off worse in this exchange.
Oh fine. Here.
*hands back tire. Sits in power chair with 3 tires, tries to drive, falls over.*
Well, that’s embarrassing.
*gets up, brushes of pants, walks to the group*
Now…why did we need this tire…?
To explain the reason for the wheelchair, but after you ate the wheat thins and let the aliens get away…
…things got out of hand.
I noticed. I leave leave the computer for a just a couple hours and you guys just can’t control yourselves.
*grabs extra leave and uses it*
I’m still laughing at the fact that Malicite ate a box of Wheat Thins rather than just the Wheat Thins themselves.
I needed more cardboard in my diet. Doctor’s orders.
Little do you guys know, the only handicap there, is that they are blind. They can walk just fine.
And that’s the Division of Motor Vehicles building.
and the blind person is DRIVING a motorized wheel chair?
And that’s an American flag wind sock to aid in proper takeoff.
My guess involved a whale, a penguin, a boot, a piano, and a train…
Was that an ADA penguin?
Why all the black thoughts?
At the risk of enduring the shame inherent in revealing my appalling inability to successfully solve (sometimes) the simplest of riddles, along with the fact that I possess (so I’m told) an above-average I.Q., coupled (trio-ed?) with my talent for composing long, often endless, run-on, and redundant sentences at a moment’s notice . . . *takes breath, but faints anyway* . . . *wakes groggily* Ummmmmmmmm, wait, where was I? Oh yes. Thank you, Mrn. Quite seriously . . . until I read your question, I STILL had NO clue what that !#$@ common characteristic for the pianobootpenquinwhaletrain group could (even remotely) be. Total *headdesk* moment. Or a seriously low level of caffeine intake . . .
this is not a wheelchair – it’s a fatty wagon
Think he has a plaqard !!!!!
Engage.
if they where in a power chair they should not be walking in the store
The “Fail” is that the person is NOT handicapped. They parked the motorized wheel chair in the spot and walked inside the building. LOL
Just because a person is handicapped doesn’t mean they’re crippled. They’re probably just handicapped enough that walking a long distance is too difficult.
the fail is they’re handicap.
Ya, I think it is actually kind of a win.
Wonder how many attempts it took to park?
Don’t know but it took about 45 minutes and then a different guy came along to park it!
Tad harsh, did he just push them out the chair onto the floor?
It was around then that they realized that they weren’t actually handicapped.
I think he shuffled to the back, pillion style.
Maybe someone helped him.
Maybe someone didn’t.
I suspect that we’ll never know for sure.
the world will never now
I wonder if the chair will get towed…..He has no handicap sticker.
Well, he seems to have legged it.
You’re saying he just walked it off?
The fresh air did him a world of good.
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you wander?
I did wonder about that.
Just as long as he doesn’t make the taxpayers foot the bill!
Don’t worry POB, we’ll get that money back once the stimulus bill kicks in…
*kicks in stimulus bill*
Oops.
*walks away rich as hell*
*taxes Arthur at 100% and demands he register his guns and turn in all ammunition*
Sorry, just trying to be Congressional.
im effing third
ur an effing turd
It’s a miracle. It’s a miracle. I can walk.
♫ And dreams…are…made of emotion ♫
It’s getting better all the time. ♫
I’ve got my wings and I can fly?
♪ I want to fly like an eagle… ♪
Fly me to the moon. . .
♪ Blue moooon, I saw you standin alooone! ♪
♪ I saw her standing there ♪ (“One-two-three-FOUR!”)
♪ I see – a bad moon risin’ ♪
’cause I’m already standing on the ground. . .
… control to Major Tom…
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky…
Don’t you go touching that, I just watched it. And where have these muddy footprints come from? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!
And when I say watched I mean washed.
Off to go drown mesen in apple pudding bukkit.
*kersplotches*
Next thing you tell me is to sit down when I pee on a minor!
You’ll be shafted if you pee on a miner. They may go manic and confiscate your jet set willy.
♪ You saw me standing by the wall, corner of a main street♪
… in Winslow, Arizona… ♪
and such a fine sight to see. . .
he was real big, mean and bad and pointin’ that gun at me.
I said shotgun, shoot ‘em ‘forel he runs now…
And they say
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off
an ol’ Lone Ranger
and you don’t mess around with Slim.
Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got nothin’ on me…
Nowhere Man, just listen,
You don’t know what you’re missin’,
All the world’s at your command.
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon…
Will I see you in September?
I’ll be gone til’ November.
“November has tied me
to an old dead tree
get word to April
to rescue me”
- Tom Waits
I love, I love, I love my calendar girl. . .
love, love, love… there’s nothing you can do that can’t be done…
L is for the way you look at me. O is for the only one I see…
V is very, very extra-ordinary. E is even more than something-something I adore.
(that may not be the exact wording, but close.);)
Something in the way she woos me. . .
*flips a thumbs-up to MRN on the musical selections*
For it’s a long, long while… from May to September…
♪ Let the Eagle Soar ♪ (music and lyrics by…… John Ashcroft! Aacckk!!)
(John Ashcroft – always a dead end — too soon?)
Hmm, did you say something? I was too busy making sure no nearby statues were showing exposed nipples.
He always carries blue spraypaint and a wheelchair sticker.
And a wheechiair stencil.
And an ACME Jet Pack.
*removes Aja’s extra ‘i’ for no additional charge*
Waa the blog ate my clickie
Anyway you may want to search for the Spelling Fail, Excitement Win fail.
The funny thing is, I’m sure it never once occurred to the d-bag the fatal flaw in his plan to get the best spot.
That dude’s girlfriend is really big.
Hey they’re real failures, they’ve been on here twice now.
Fail blog celebrities!
Naw, he’s just further west than she is, or I’ve had too many beers. Either way it’s an occidental delusion.
Where’s the rest of the car?… Is it a parking spot for handicapped cars?
There are no stupid people on the internet…just very good trolls.
Wait a minute… how did the handicapped person get OUT of the chair? Parking fail; levitation win?
If this picture is in front of the Social Security office in California, it could be Eric The Midget! ACK ACK!
Not THE Social Security office in California!
Yes. I’m afraid so.
No handicap sticker! Guess that means I can drive…um tow it away =)
Couldn’t you just carry it away?
Don’t get carried away Malicite.
*bolts self to ground*
Do not worry! I am here to stay.
*checks bolts*
hmmmmmmmm
*hands Malicite some LocTite*
*Walks into thread and hangs coat, hat and umbrella on Malicite*
*Feels useful for the first time of the day!*
Uses Malicite
*, and *
Oh my.
I meant to hang my coat on.
You, sir, have a dirty mind.
Is it me, or is it getting warm in here?
Nah, it’s just my dirty mind radiating
I am being radiated by dirty mind waves?
You’re looking radiant!
Did I mention where I hung that coat?
You’re looking radiant as well! I think we have become radioactive! *looks down* I guess that really is the only natural place to hang a coat…
Seems like the perfect place for a dickey. . .
Why did I just hear that in my head as the Underdog voice?
Nesting is harder than it looks.
Hehehehe
It’s not for the squeamish, that’s for sure.
*squeams*
*ishes*
bless you.
Thanks.
Your welcome.
My welcome indeed.
Want one?
Okay okay.
Time to come clean on this one.
It’s my daughters chair, I got really stoned one day and thought it would be fun to take it for a spin.
Then I saw an Ice-cream truck and decided it would be faster to chase it on foot than using the 12V powered chair.
So I got up and ran after it, but not before carefully parking it as not to cause any disturbance in the flow of parking.
I am such a thoughtfull stoner. :]
SS was a loner, a lovable stoner uh huh!
He hopped on his chair
And took off on a dare, uh huh!
This abbreviation always troubles me…
as much as LMAO?
In a different way.
Hehehehe.
LMAO
I won’t! Ask someone else!
Silly Sausage, the war is over!
Really? Who won?
It wasn’t me!
Then let’s just call it a draw.
*draws strange but wonderful picture of Arthur*
Stoners don’t run…liar.
Run, Stoner, run!
I’m running to the “Two-Way” petting zoo!
In Soviet Russia petting zoo pets pet you?
i dont believe you…
I’m guessing the Midget is still in the chair; shouting for help. He/she parked it already now just some1 to come down from heaven and tie his shoe (wth).
This is the most questioning picture….why did they park the wheeling (rolling?) chair there? How did he / she / it got out of it and started walking with…yeah, that’s the final question. It looks like some bald (in the front) old beer-gut man with few hair resting on his back like an aged lion.
stupid handicap they think they rule the world
special parking and ramps have spoiled them rotten
o.O
It’s true! In fact, I injured myself on purpose just so I could get my hands on that sweet, sweet power!
Mwuaahahahahahaaaaa….
Clearly VIP their whole life, and not willing to cope with reality.
What’s the problem? He was supposed to park there so he did. Failed for obeying the rules? C’mon!
*amazingly, agrees with Phaet*
INTERVENTION!
SUPERSTITION!
TETRAGRAMMATION!
TRANSUBSTANTIATION!
TRAINSTATION?
*roffles*
PREGNANTATION
Super, ’cause then he can leave the buggy bays on the left for his mates!
would have been even better if he’d parked across the line and taken up 2 spaces…
There’s 4 wheels…just figured they’d drive the “get around” inside since they needed it so much. At least a Segway wasn’t parked there with a handicap sticker!
Daily Gif Blog
what the….
When the…
Who the…
…get yer…KIDS!
That looks like a “WIN” to me.
I agree thats not a fail its a win…….and while we are at it,
1. Its photoshopped, you can tell by the shadows.
2. I know this guy he parks like that all the time.
3. First!!!
4. This pic is old I saw it on another site like 50 years ago.
5. Get a life you failblog losers. You hate the handicapped now, but what if that happens to you? Insensitive morons!
6. SOMETHING USELESS IN CAPS LOCK!!!!!!
7. lol
7. I’ve been reading your comments minute by minute for the past fifteen years and you all spend far too much time on this site.
8. I’d make a comment like yours, only funnier.
9. These fails would be funny if it wasn’t for all the comments underneath that I have to read so I can complain about them.
10. I hate the new countdown in the videos!
11. PHOTOSHOPPED!!!11!!oneeleven
12. Your mom is sitting on the penis stool!
13. UTG OMF <SHOUTING RANDOM LETTERS@ FFW
14. NO U
Alright WTF does FTW mean, I mean does it have its own meaning or is it just WTF backwards. This may be a dumb question (very likely) but I need to know!
For The Win
Not Free The Willy?
Force The Widget.
Free Tibet! What?
Frottaging Transexual Weebles.
A part of me should have expected this outcome from my question. But instead of moping I will participate….
Future Theology Walmartism?
I can’t resist to steal Christophers joke:
Society for Incorrect Acronyms.
Why do you need to know?
I’m pretty sure it means F*ck The Wookie.
As opposed to WTF – Wook The F*ckie.
Exactly.
11.Lolcatz iz likd da best syt in da univerd. LOL ROFLOL LOLWROFLOL GFKY (go f*cking kill yourself!
)
12. In response to your rhetorical question that was meant to be funny I have to say the following:
(“loooong textblog with facts”)
13. *makes multiple accounts to be snarky at people for enjoying themselves*
14. I’m Pro
15. DIE!
16. CCCCCCCombo BBBBreakerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!
17. (“Incorrectly corrects grammar”)
*looks askance at jam for not continuing song ^ *
Oh sure, when I do this as part of one post, nobody gets that I’m trying to make fun of trolls. No, I get branded as just another troll myself. And I thoguht the rediculously over-the-top name would have been a dead
give away. I mean really, GodKingMASTER?
.
Oh well, you know they say geniuses are never appreciated in their own time…
*squeeze*
Ahhh, another troll is talking.
18. Really defensive post from someone claiming not to be a troll.
I might, after trying to read that.
Smile when the butterfly escapes the killing jar
Please don’t kill yourself.
OK I won’t then I couldn’t *SQUEEZE* the Moomin!
You saw a picture with modern cars on the internet 50 years ago? Ya know, I think you might be exaggerating just a tad there.
I say fail but not the best scooter fail I’ve seen. My grandfather had one of those and managed to total it by driving it in to a lamp post. Now that’s a fail.
If it is photoshopped, they did a good job. Check the tire tracks.
He already won it long time ago.
He just came back to make sure he still got the title.And..he won..again.
First!
Doe es nie.
D’oh!
Do re mi?
♪ Doh doh doh doh doh, good night sweetheart well, its time to go! ♪
Babe, I love you so
I want you to know
that I’m going to miss your love
the minute you walk out that door
so please don’t go
don’t go, don’t go away
please don’t go
don’t go, I’m begging you to stay
Ecckk… thanks Arthur!
*bows (to hide the evil grin)*
Where are you, baby,
we used to have so much fun
You drive me crazy,
somebody tell me where he’s gone
Where are you, baby,
we used to have so much fun
You drive me crazy (ooh ooh ooh)
She drives me crazy (ooh ooh)
Like no one else (ooh ooh)
She drives me crazy (ooh ooh)
And I cant help myself
Fa so ti la…Doe!
Screw the system win?
I’m sure that’s what was running through his mind at that exact moment.
I think the next handicapped guy to ram the roller chair and park at that very same spot is sure the pure win.
Finally someone who knows how to park
It’s better than having my toes run over indoors by old people not paying attention to where they’re driving!
that’s not a FAIL – it’s a WIN
btw…i wonder if he got a ticket for that..
A ticket to ride?
A bukkit to hide?
A sukkit for Clide?
not fail. failblog fail.
That’s a double negative. Therefore win.
Actually 2 double negatives…carry the 2… still win.
Hilarious!
hahah, more like a win.
HAH… this just makes me think of dr. house with his motorcycle always parked in the handicapped spot… except this is soooo much better…
One time outside of the Swiss Challet here in Ottawa, Canada, there was a 4 wheel scooter parked in the handicapped spot. I took a picture.
I LIKE CRACK
all of you guys really suck! its raining or has been raining the fail is parking a ELECTRIC wheel chair in the rain.
oh and stoner lady is a dumbass, power chairs run on 24volt systems not 12.
and to all you making fun of handicapped people kiss my big hairy ass! get a f’ing life and learn about the problems these “spoiled people deal with everyday! hell my buddy can’t even feed himself, much less enjoy a normal life!
Pshhhh… I consider this a handicap Win!
1′d
Learn to label wins
More like a win!
The fail is in the comments. Jesus, how did so much unobservant stupidity concentrate in one spot?
There is a whole class of handicapped people who can walk short distances, idiots. Google congestive heart failure for starters.
I believe that’s a number 5.
No. Less “you hate the handicapped” and more “you are all too stupid to live.”
HTH
What kind of DMV rating do you need to drive one of those?
clearly a win.
This is a win
#300
This is a WIN
Well, I’d fallen but I COULD get up. It was enough for a sticker.
What my teacher does in a dire (that’s how you spell it?) emergency
OHMYGOD! I KNOW THAT BANK!
I live about a mile away from that bank. I recognize that apartment in the background!
Anyway, I don’t know if this is a handicapped fail, a parking fail, a mental fail, or whatever, but I think it is close to epic. I think if it was a blizzard it would push it to epic status.
More like Win.
So many funny ass Trolls hanging around here trying to be clever. With a few notable exceptions, such as Aiofe & Mr.Zoom plus Barb here at the end, I wonder how many of you stopped to consider the endless difficulties of actually being disabled before you decided to impress the other trolls with your wit.
Being disabled myself, I also wonder how long it would take you to lose that sense of humor if you lost your health. I’d give you a year at best.
Stop for a moment and consider that the person who is handicapped isn’t in the chair.
I know people who are disabled. This isn’t telling them that they’re not, or that being disabled is funny. It’s just an ironic image. Don’t lose your sense of humor. As somebody who’s own disability isn’t physical, but there nonetheless, I can tell you that it’s better to laugh at the way the world doesn’t work than to mourn the way it does.
Think that person is perhaps in there renewing their handicapped status?
This is a win in so many ways.
No, no, no! This is a lateral thinking WIN!
Nobody specified a kind of vehicle.
Your comment is an OBVIOUS WIN.
I’m surprised nobody else, including me, picked up on that. We fail.
THIS SHIT SHOULD BE A WIN!!!!!!!
i think this is a win on many levels ;D
AHAHHA wow he is cool
Wow. Haha, he fails.
I have seen this before outside my local bank!!
Did you know…a lot of people who use wheelchairs may be able to walk, at least a little? Things like heart problems, arthritis, bad back, etc. Ignorant people always think I am faking when I stand up from mine to reach something or walk a bit–they don’t realize many of us can, and that it helps to be as mobile as possible, get the blood flowin’ and help prevent clots, etc.