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Is that little indentation for barnuts?
I miss a certain evagination.
(Is that the correct word? E-vagination…hehehehe)
looks like a pig put his snout in there before the concrete dried
Except there is no concrete.
There was earlier. Who the hell stole it? Security FAIL!
*Quickly digs a hole and buries the whole block of concrete.*
Looks comfortable to me
i don’t wanna know how he measured the parts for his… bits
arthur eld:
e-VAGINA’tion lolz
also:
hey! don’t make fun of my face imprint on the barstool!
(is ‘imprint’ a word BTW? i have heard it before [i think] but dunno how it is written)
Your face must look an awful lot like a ballsack…..
yes, “imprint” is a word.
Dunno how comfortable it’d be with that ride riding up between your ass-cheeks but the idea is good
*ridge
Typing fail >.<
Makes me think of this game… “Ridge Racer”
He might just ENJOY that ridge riding up his cheeks….
Gay nudist barstool?
Needs to be purple, sparkly and plush.
don’t forget the chains!
It would feel like a polished wooden manthong.
i know right! the place for the balls is a little to small for me though
really…??
that is clearly wood…
that’s what she said
really? seriously? did you have to go there??
no she came herself
thats what he said
PLEASE tell me your a girl. If not then… OH GOD!
That’s what he said >:P
yeah but.. its made of wood..
you should be on failblog
wow. that chair’s CARVED out of wood. not made out of cement. you fail.
firstest.. 1
You fail.
*Drops down from skylight on bungee cord and blasts firstest in the face with flamethrower before dissapearing back through skylight*
You are such a fag.
You are such a flag.
Ewes are a bunch of slabs.
Your mom is such a fag :O
(Oh yes I did)
his name explains it…prolly on purpose
For ass-orted fruits and nuts.
Or a surprise pickle tray?
Rump Roast?
Beef tenderloin?
Pears, bananas, figs…
Pears, bananas, fags…
third?
Turd.
bird
This thread is quite absurd.
Yes, it’s full of random words.
They’re NOT random. You have to find the defining characteristic!
Things that end with ‘d’?
Things that people say?
Words on the computer screen?
Words that begin with consonants?
Things that get squeezed.
*Squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
CCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!!
*Applies super-glue to the broken combo*
(._.;)
-applies superglue to chair- HA!
a very painful ending
0.o lol
Jam, did you hear what I heard?
timing…
*SQUEEZE* You’ll get it next time DrB
Prophetic! (tyvm)
I heard you preferred lemon curd.
?
I’d be deterred, prefer a nerd
If you prefer a nerd, I’ll talk about surds.
Eyes are blurred, that’s the type that I inferred.
I’ve erred? My brain is furred.
Don’t be deterred. Just join the herd.
But I’m no nerd, I’m just a rhyming burd.
Erred? I wasn’t demurred!
I am a little absurd, you and I concurred.
Now it’s not interred, but nicely gird.
It had occurred that I misheard.
(Also, I’m running out of words)
…a shame – I was saving transferred and spurred.
I might get a case of GERD if the rhymes get stirred.
maybe i should splurd in my hurdy gurd?
C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!
Sry ’bout that xD
*STOMPS Combo-Breaker into the cement*HA HA HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!*FLINGS Combo-Breaker Frisbee away*I’ve heard absurd words which inferred
that when Kurd’s herd cowbird’s turds are
stirred the 3rd curd proffered is preferred!
Kinda gives me GERD…
i pet my cat, and it loudly purred…
constapation comes from too many cheese curds…
does that mean you would make a cheesy turd?
if it didn’t then at least your insides grrr’d
They most definitely grr’d, that’s what i heard.
cheesy turd? that’s so absurd! what if the turd came out
of the bird? would that make it a cheesy bird turd?
A cheesy bird turd would then, yes, be the word even though it’s absurd but I don’t think you’ve heard that a cheesy bird turd was just dropped on a nerd.
I win
MacGyver!
I’m trying to figure out how this relates but I give up.
Third cousin, by marriage.
Ummmm…I think I’ll just head over to the handicap fail.
I thought you were,
you’re not? Sorry.
(Comments wont fail below this level
*Comment fails.*
It’s a Scottish barstool….to be used when wearing a kilt.
– “Captain Obvious commenting on a bar stool”
Oh! So that’s why Scottish people don’t need wives!
That’s the word.
if you’re a nerd
Bird
Bird
Bird
Well, the bird is the word.
Haven’t you heard?
nope my ears were blurred
looks comfortable
Yew think so? I think knot! …but how wood I know?
Oh you!
Siddhartha and Lord of Light seem to be conspiring…
it must be a problem with the wiring
Nobody wants to play? I’m board. Think I’ll leaf.
*leafs*
Y U LEAFT?
He wood have stayed, but he leaft because his boardom became too hard for yew.
Holy shit! I shouldn’t have looked at the comments for this. You people have achieved a level of nerd-dom that I don’t even understand. Go outside.
and hide?
With a username like that you might meet Mr. Cuddles soon.
Awww… another failed relationship could be blooming.
Especially since he is THE Michael Tight from “Tight Rider”.
I li’Kit!
I Hoff to go to work now guys.
Booooooo!
JINX!
Noooooooo!
*grabs Jam’s ankles*
Lemme help you!
*grabs own ankles*
Are you expecting Mr. Cuddles too?
He said if I stay like that he’ll give me E.T.’s finger. I love presents!
Look at me, I’m the talk of the thread. I need to see if I can get one of these stools when I have to wear a kilt to my cousin’s wedding in October.
I’m beginning to have suspicions that grabbing ankles may not be the answer in every situation.
Heretic!
Plan A: Grab ankles.
Plan B: Burn people at the stake.
.
Does that work for you?
Lighting a fire can be difficult in an ankle-grabbing situation. But ok, lets try.
It’s a backup if the ankle grabbing doesn’t work. Destroy any evidence that we tried.
:O
Look, I’ve got photographic evidence stashed all over the place, there’s not way you can destroy it all.
I thought they were for your private entertainment?
And spoliation is a serious no-no. It wrecks your credibility with the judge.
Arthur Eld, I think you failed to read the fine print on our contract.
Mookie – I don’t think Mikey D or Arthur Eld have any hope of retaining any credibility with a judge whether the pictures are destroyed or not
Retaining? Does that mean we were credible before?
I got turned down for loans because of my poor credible rating.
Valid point. *scratches out the word
retaining*You have a good credible rating with me, Mr 2% Moomin.
In fact, you’re already approved for a *SQUEEZE* loan! All I ask is to be repaid with interest. (Because disinterested squeezes just aren’t the same.)
*very interesting squeeze, illegal in five countries*
I love that you tried though.
Back later!
*SQUEEZE to y’all*
*squeezes the jam*
*changes clothes*
Love you byebye!
*waves*
But it may be a good alternative for other stress relieving actions.
What a Hassel!
Hey, don’t hassle the hoff!
*grabs flotation thing, runs in slow motion*
Its harder than it looks.
*stares*
Wooooooohooooooooo.
At least you’ll be good at the butterfly stroke!
*jazz hands*
I had to clean my screen!
You eat the Weetabix too huh?
Where is Granny anyway?
I may be imagining things, but I’m pretty sure he’s usually not here at the beginning of the week?
Well that saves a bit of screen wash then.
Yay! And we’re back.
*squeezysqueeze*
It wasn’t designed this way – it was worn into this shape by the wandering jew…
FIRST!!!!! ZOMG
Yes, you made it. Congrats.
You got it right!
I wonder how the one for girls will look like…
They just fact the other direction, I think?
Ahem…’They just FACE the other direction, I think?’
I think I liked ‘fact’ better. To face the other direction would imply a really bad case of piles.
Or they could be sat on a miniature space-hopper.
You’ve spent too long in Thailand!
Yes. I thought it was a safe bet that in the Novotel in Siam Square the word ‘massage’ would mean ‘an actual massage’. Hmmmm.
Well, one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble…
The first record I ever bought! Hehehe!
This one is obvious. They sit on his lap.
They can talk about the first thing that pops up!
Some old jokes stay funny. lol
All it needs is a drip tray to become the perfect bar accessory.
Haha, yes. I wonder if they’ve got an ‘erect’ model.
Or short: E.T.
If so, the ‘ball’ is still there.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think that particular model is necessary. Put another way, it’s all up in the air
they have one with clippers too
if they’d made it right, there might be a hole in this barstool….for… u know for what
E.T.’s finger?
*laughs out loud*
you wouldn’t be laughing if you were actually sitting on the stool with a hole and E.T’s finger in it…
its for the kilt wearing people in this world…lol
That’s exactly right. This is a gag stool for Scotsmen. This specific picture has been aorund for years (as a Scot, it’s been sent my way many times).
I’m amazed these days how many things like this are showing up on the Failblog without proper identification. At least it was labeled a win as opposed to a fail!
I stopped reading at “…gag stool for Scotsmen” because the mental image was just too disturbing.
Yeah, that’s what bothers me too! I need proper identification or I don’t know if something is funny or not.
Stool makes me gag.
If it makes you gag, you’re standing too close.
those shoes are a definate FAIL though!!
Considering most people wear pants, this would be very uncomfortable.
And if you were thinking about not wearing pants, do you really want your… uh… touching something that’s touched someone elses… point made.
I’ll finish your thought and save the balance of the universe by saying:
THIS IS FAIL, NOT WIN!!!!11
Well, if that something is soft, warm, wet, and pink I wouldn’t care how many others have touched it before…
A squashed strawberry fresh outta the oven?
HAHAHA!
Sorry for that, I was actually laughing at full capacity.
Full steam ahead captain?
no.. it’s obviously the albino dolphin..
A half of a watermelon that’s been sitting in the sun too long?
To be truly comfortable in this chair you’d have to be both naked and sorting yourself out for about 15 minutes. I don’t really think it’s worth it.
Takes you 15 minutes?! I compliment you on the items you have to sort in that case.
14 minutes to find em…
Imagine getting smacked in the face by that in a bar fight
The perfect chair for Rosie O’Donnell!
Incorrect. It’s not the size of Rhode Island.
Talk about getting a woody on.
Does anyone else see this as more like a skull with big eyes rather than a hard-dick-comfortable chair?
That’s what I saw too. *sigh* I must be having an off day.
*feels Mookie’s forehead* I think you must be coming down with something.
Oh oh.
*worries ’bout Mookie*
*hopes it’s not contagious.*
Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!
I sense love in the air!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like an awesome place to store the beernutz… probably need to wash-out the nut sack holder after each use.
Daily Gif Blog
Barstool huh?!?! did anyone else notice its about waste high to the toddler standing next to it in the picture? might just be his chair….something just aint right about that.
That the toddler has huge balls?
they haven’t even descended yet
That toddler must produce an ENORMOUS amount of waste!
But what if you “dress right”?
what…?
I do, but only when dressed.
You will be standing about forty inches from the stool.
then only your left ball will fit
Hey! That bar stool is sexist! Women couldn’t sit in that comfortably!
…well, not ALL women, anyway.
sure they can, just have to spread their lips
I don’t think this chair is very sanitary…
you don’t wash your balls you?
Wonder if it was like that before Chuck Norris sat on it?
chuck norris doenst have such small balls and a small dick
Yeah, and didn’t someone once say that Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong had a contest to see who had the most balls, and Chuck won by three?
(yeah, tasteless, I know)
Each one of Chuck Norris’ balls is bigger than the other.
Does this stool make my butt look big?
LOL
This stool don’t sit right with me.
Where did the other 98% of you go?
Repossessed due to my poor credible rating
It’s for guys who want their nuts grabbed really firmly and tightly. You know who you are.
for those guys they have one with clippers
Way too small.
It’s not the size…
he meant for his ass
I’m not sure how I feel about this
why don’t you give it a try then?
Blue jeans is FAIL
What? How… I mean why… forget it.
anyone else think the nut bowl looks like a heart?
Yup.
I was thinking cherrys.
You always do though.
Uh OH! Moomim Frend am get all tie knee!
Him Itty Bitty and Shrunked! NO GETS SMALL! GETS BIG!!!
looks comfortable
Taking every thing into consideration WIN!!!!
now my dick won’t roll back an forth as i drink in the nude watching CNN at the bar while I wait for my table to be ready at Applebees..
And we care why, exactly?
Because clearly this was a very funny anecdotal story!
…about this time your dick was rolling back and forth?!
Do make one that vibrates. This could be my new la z boy
2 stirred eggs coming up!
especially fitted and designed
hanging a little low and to the left
ha! yesss! 1000th voter (5stars)
this stool was originally designed for kilt wearing irish men. but i’d call it a fail because it’s obviously going to be too small for some
i didnt know irish men wore kilts i thought that scotties and weird old men only wear them?
i knew it was one or the other. anyways, it was designed for kilt wearing people
FIRST! yesss
FAIL! Yesss.
Does it come in large and extra large? This is way too small for me!
no i thinku need smaller
he meant the ridge for the ass crack
Kind of a slim jim thing going on there. If a guy gets a semi, good luck prying that thing out of the penis groove.
hard to push a stool out.
this stool is from a scottish pub, its a joke for guys in kilts
“Captain Obvious on a bar stool”
ok all i gotta say is the stool is funny as hell.. and its WOOD not concert just look at it..
looks just like my teacher
Answer the first question already
its wood who wants splinters in the testes
Your mom
Let’s all go to Kokomo
for guys or for hookers? if you watch alot of porn you’ll know what i mean
:-0
*stick his dick in Susan’s mouth*
wait, is that seriously real? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW gross!
no, it’s hallucinated
I wonder… is this a one size fits all?
So, where do I get a set of those chairs?
The only question is, what happens if your parts don’t fit?
*keens in pain as sensitive parts exceed apportioned space*
FIRST!!!11!!!
the kid next to it is a little weird, lol, but the chair is awesome..
That is definitely an epic… win? lol. It may be a little uncomfortable for those of us without the proper plumbing however… FAIL (for women… WIN for the male species)
Genius! Should come in many sizes.
xD lmfao that is pure win
that’s kind of awesome
its the masturbation chair lol
F-IN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!
i dont think they need that bit for the penis. that would be up a womans arse.
butt + nuts
That’s what I call a bargonomic stool !!!
Are these available?? I’d like to purchase 4…right now!!!
really… pervs like u creep me outz….. not win FAIL