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uh oh. Just didn’t read the shirt properly.. Horrible comment fail by failingteddy.
Where is everybody?
In your mouth.
Uh?
I can’t speak for him, but I wasn’t in your mouth Teddy. But by “your mouth,” I think he means, “getting a lobotomy”.
Well that clears that up then. Thank you.
boys have penises and girls have … COOOTIES!!!
cooties and “looers”
The police will probably come and arrest you now.
Hard to believe that wasn’t on purpose.
Yes, we Virginians are very intentional about our tourism moto. This is one fine example of the govt. employees we have in Richmond.
I think in Connecticut our tourism motto is, “Leaving so soon?”
I saw the shirts with that motto. Are you sure it isn’t “Coming so soon”?
YAY!!
Agreement
It is intentional. There are a bunch of products intentional printed with this slogan. Getting the joke fail.
On an infant sleeper?
Seems more like a WIN to me.
Actually, maybe this is a statement of anatomy win. Probe the right spot and make a baby!
Mmmm…I can’t help thinking the marketing pitch is a tad young.
I think this romper is designed to be worn by people who are too young to read! Others who spot it may be assured that assiduous attention to anatomical detail may help you to procreate.
what those that have to do with Virginia?
i meant does.
“Virginia is for Lovers” is their state tourism motto.
Always thought that was a strange motto. Think about it what does the name “Virginia” mean anyway? One definition of the name is: “The girl’s name Virginia \v(i)-rgi-nia, vir-ginia\ is pronounced vir-JIN-yah. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is ‘maiden’.”
So, basically, the state’s motto is:
“The maiden is for lovers” or “The virgin is for lovers”
…WTF!!
it’s strange enough that a baby boy would need a
one piece swim suit. now this.
Pretty sure that’s called a onesie.
Yeah, they usually wear them and then put pants or some such over the top anyway, kinda like an under layer… Its useful cause they can’t take it off as easy, like a straight jacket. But it unfortunately is designed to allow movement as well, unlike the straight jackets.
Also, not so fun to change diapers under these, but thats why they put the buttons on the bottom rather than the top
still looks like ‘Virginia’ to me.
i think i’ll have my eyes examined.
i was totally taken in when I first read it. hence my opening comment.
It’s the kryptonite of quick glances and bad eyesight. It’s not your fault.
does anyone else read titles?
Well, I must confess that my haste to hit the top of the comments contributed tho the blunder, but I needn’t have bothered since nobody else appeared for about 7 mins.
*pops back out of existence*
My optician tells me you *can* read this.
My optometrist can beat up your optician.
My ophtalmologist has a swimming pool.
Ophthalmologist I mean. Optometrists are pussies.
Optometristst are for lovers.
*asks the optometrist if he can have his “t” back*
It’s right there, between the “X” and the “R”
Are you sure? My optometrist says I can’t see it.
Well, it’s really just an opinion – like math.
no gynecologist puns?
My gynaecologist says…No, wait!
Why? What were you trying to do to them?
Hahaha! (you ment him/her ?)
No, them. The doctor and the guy with the camera. My girlfriend told me that it’s like that…
I seem to have struck an optic nerve…
What would be more WIN is if you called yourself “Davi California”.
Sixth!
Hmm They do tell the truth.
Special Delivery?
Oh, okay. Someone once told me that kinda thing was just for part of a proper kiss.
Nah, thing’s like duct tape.
There is a reason why it’s blue…
It’s depressed at the mistake?
Hello Moomin! I was going for the xxx angle. But yours was better. :]
Morning captmurphy.
*salutes*
Thankyou. It could also be small and blue because it’s cold. . .
(Thats my usual excuse anyway)
Hi Moomin. I thought capt’s angle had something to do with blue being for boys.
Well, they did. But sadly, they all got their cherries popped by the Potomac Penis Lovers in a horrible gunfight.
The capt’s angle – 60 degrees? Not intending to pry…
That means we can classify him as a reinforced slope rather than a wall. Hurrah.
(Bloody soil courses, infecting my head)
They don’t call me the capt. for nothing!
*Lysols Moomin’s head* That should disinfect and leave a pleasant scent.
Is that for landscape architecture?
We used to just call it making sandcastles – now we’re “landscape artitects” and hafta join a union. *sigh*
No, I’m a civil engineer. Are you two landscape architects?
Better than those “landscape Aztecs”. They had to go extinct.
I’m a military intelligence analyst. I know, I know, oxymoron. But I had some friends who became landscape architects.
Wow, wasn’t expecting that. That sounds a cool job.
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The landscape Aztecs just recommended ziggurats everywhere, they’re out of fashion now gardens are smaller so they went bankrupt. True story.
*tries not to ask where the wmds are for the captain may have heard that joke a million times*
true story? Are you just Mesopotamian with us?
WMD jokes? Nooooooooo!
Are you implying Olmec things up?
Sorry Captain!
Inca way, I guess I am implying that!
Maya lord have mercy on your soul for such an outrageous accusation!
*disappointed*
So, captain, you’re not a real captain then, like me?
*cancels hornpipe plans*
Sorry, I forget your expertise
- remember, I’m still a Nubia here
Actually I am a captain. Just not a cool one like you.
Aztec headed MRN might seem, there’s no need for such harsh treatment.
Now what are you Babylonian about?
I didn’t mean to be harsh at Tol.Tec my humblest apologies MRN.
I Olmec thought it the fighting starts again!
How long before we Phoenicia these puns?
*hides ‘it’*
Never had it
Are you referring to my holy soap? I’ll tell you one thing, my angle will be greater in Virginia from now on.
Maybe it’s one of those adult size babygros?
they have adult sized babies now?
Yes, I believe they are called politicians.
Sarah Palin wears one of these.
Bob Dole’s says “Viagra is for Lovers”.
LOL! Good one Capt!
Thanks Teddy I get lucky sometimes. Good thing I passed on that lobotomy.
Passed it right on to me. *drools*
Sorry about that CWR. Btw tho, that was delicious. You must have been exceptionally smart.
Ya hurt yer whut, now? Git’r done!
hack, hack, pass?
Happy belated Birthday Moomin! And good morning to all!
*squeeze*
Thankyou and good morning!
How are you?
A gentleman never asks.
‘morning Arthur
Morning! I’m doing fine. How was you B-day, Mikey?
It was good thankyou, went exploring. Found a pedometer.
Missed you guys, you’re making me laugh
Just what the doctor ordered for a Monday morning.
Another comment WIN in 6 mins only! Must be your day of the life!
No, no, I only seem funny because you are all still half asleep.
or because of MY lobotomy I had a week ago…
No wonder I’ve been eating so well!
Last year i had a lobotomy. no, it was yesterday.
well, three days ago i.. no, i didn’t.
i’m sure at one point i… nope, wasn’t me.
what was i saying?
I can give you something for that…
*Reaches inside magic murder bag*
I was staring at this for a really long time before I realized what it was printed on.
I prolly will too whenever I see my first one.
Been married for over 2 decades now, so it should be any day now!
I’m pretty sure that will qualify as a sign of the apocalypse.
…warning you about snakes & poison oak.
How long did you stare? Long enough to leave a permanent image on your retina?
“Angina isn’t for lovers”
It’s for the broken-hearted.
Morning.
Morning czuhc!
When I add a clickie, my posts get eaten.
Anyway, I wished you a happy birthday on the classical fail thread, just so you don’t think I was as negligent as Arthur.
Pah! I did wish him a happy birthday even earlier – on the cat shit fail!
That doesn’t count, it wasn’t even his birthday yet!
Allright: Happy Birthday to everybody!
FIRST!!!
Pfft – clearly a photoshopped comment…
It’s good to be back
Don’t you dare to leave us alone again! Failblog isn’t the same when you’re not around.
Awwww. I had a look back and it seems there’s been some nasty ‘uns around. What’s all that about?
What’s “‘uns”?
‘ones’, it means persons rather than people I guess?
Err… I asked because I didn’t understand the comment. Now I don’t understand two comments… Did you mean that there were some fights among failbloggers?
Looks that way to me.
Too much time on the weekends? Tension relief in weekend outbreaks? Too bad, shouldn’t happen like that, methinks.
I’m a bit fuzzy on what happened, I only read through it this morning.
Hee!
I’m staying out of it because it’s all just TMI.
Strange thing, that’s for sure. I think the Admiral made the best comment about it all.
JAM! Goddamit!
Yup.
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I’m typing single handedly. What’s your excuse?
I’m German. Does that count?
It counts but it’s no excuse!
Bloody Europeans :p
Ok jam, how about that: With my left hand I’m doing a brain surgery, with my right hand I’m doing the laundry. That’s why I have to write with my feet – and my ankle is hurt.
I don’t know what it was all about, but I liked what the Admiral had to say about it. I could also write a lengthy piece about my thoughts on the whole affair, but as I’m not an involved party I won’t. I think it all boils down to this: let’s not forget that FB is openly accessible and everyone is entitled to his/her opinion. Tolerance and good humour are of the essence.
If you make your wife do the laundry that’ll free up 1 hand.
Agreed, czuhc. Plus: Misunderstandings may happen (many usernames can surely provoke them easier) and sometimes even infights. No reason to hate one another for ever because of that.
I think some people take life too seriously.
Arthur , I didn’t think blokes could multitask but that excuse will do fine.
Couldn’t you also shove a broom up your rear and sweep the floor?
“Sodomy is for sweepers” FTW
I did too, Mikey. I don’t know if you saw it…
I did, thankyou. I caught a reference to it on the playground(?) and headed back from there. Like a birthday treasure hunt.
*squeeze*
The clicky, too?
The youtube song? Yes
*thankyou squeeze*
It just sounded like “moomin” to me, not “mmm mm.” Hee! Thought I was too late for you! Hope you celebrated your day right and had fun!
I did thankyou, had days off from work to mess around. It all got very silly.
Hope you had a good weekend too.
Virginia is for losers?
(Morning)
Do Moomins see all?
♪I chopped down trees
Fell arse over tit
and landed on my wrist♪
It’s ok though, I have another one.
Ouch! Get well soon! And a good morning to you!
Thanks Arthur. Typing is even slower now.
Good! Then there’s a better chance that you don’t comment at the same time I do…
We look over people like guardian angels.
Only we’re slack, so inquire after the event as we never know when things are actually happening.
*get better soon squeeze*
I have to ask, how many of you know each other from life other than failblog?
There’s life other than failblog? *looks out window*
Say it ain’t so!
I don’t even know who I am!
I don’t know of anybody on failblog actually meeting each other or knowing each other in real life.
I have not had sexual relations with any of these people!
Do potatoes count as sexual relations?
Depends. They can also be seen as a necessity to stop diarrhea.
We like to call them Solanum tuberosum suppositories in that case.
I will try to find czuhc soon. I have all the info I need… BTW, Captain – you “have to ask”? Why? Is that some sort of surveillance? Are you infiltrating us?
He has to ask ‘cos it’s near the end of the month and he has a quota.
Ha ha I knew I should have said I work at McDonald’s. No, it just seems like the regulars have a better connection than failblog. I wanted to know what it takes to be assimilated.
I wonder that as well, so it’s funny you ask.
For the record, I’m not aware that I know anyone from this site.
* will start looking suspiciously at McDonald’s employees from now on.*
You will be, Captain. Soon.
? Then, who did I have a drink with last night ???
That was a response to “For the record, I’m not aware that I know anyone from this site.”
For me it took commenting quite often trying to be funny, not annoying. Learning some of the rules around here. Getting an avatar. That’s it. So you’re on your way, Captain.
I know, we’ve outgrown this meager reply nesting feature…
Sweet! Friends who don’t know my annoying real life tendencies here i come!
@ the Borg: try Facebook. Or not.
(I sometimes think that it is best to not know eachother in real life, as it might take away some of the magic. …???)
Facebook is the devil’s plaything.
I thought Virgin Mary soap was?
But you’re right, I have an account, fiddled with it for some weeks and got bored. Now it’s just lying there. However, if you’re really into it, it can cost you a LOT of time and energy. The only use I can see in it is to share pictures.
I play Scrabble on Facebook. I always lose but in my defence, I play against two lexicographers.
I MySpace it. I mainly wrote nonsense on there.
Now I do it on failblog.
Czuhc, I asked that myself too (take away the magic…). Maybe someone who did in fact meet another failblogger can share the experience?
I won’t share it: I want to lose that “Dirty Mind” label somebody stuck on me.
I didn’t mean those details! But I think my request is answered with that comment. It obviously didn’t take away the magic.
Au contraire!
*whistles innocently…*
Heeheeheehee.
Ahem.
You are a very bad boy.
*offers Mikey a lozenge*
Don’t go there. Trust me on this one, there is only grief on that avenue.
Grief I tells ‘ya. And ridicule, lot’s of that!
Seems more like a WIN to me.
…New Jersey.
BTW, what’s that under the baby outfit – a shar-pei?
…San Francisco.
…EVERYONE!
These people clearly bought it before taking the picture. Didn’t they realize the fail while at the store?
Yeah..obviously they are the fail buyer.
Is the heart supposed to be an “S”?
For lovers? Really? I thought it was for the Holy Soap!
Yes, yes it is.
Looks like a win to me! ; )
How to jump start a good life for your child.
I agree
they must be talking about Diva Gina, the license plate fail queen. she really is for lovers,
this picture goes, oddly, very well with the one below it…
and on a baby’s onesy, no less XD
It wouldn’t be so creepy if it were a full sized T-shirt, but imagine the parent that gets this for this for their baby. I know people that would wear this kind of shirt if it were adult sized, and I think someone should make them.
Let’s put this under the BS detector scanner…
Hmmm… detector says “Obvious Fake” and giant shout for attention.
As a Virginian, I take great offense to this. Whoever made such an egregious error should be burnt at the stake- immediately! EPIC FAIL.
It’s a T-Shirt Hell offering. I’ve gotten a couple there. Cute baby stuff if you are a smart ass.
Pedobear seal of approval?
Yes, yes it is…
so…I think this is exactly what the shirt is supposed to say…
Not Virginia…I know plenty of stores that sell innapropriate things and they include baby jumpers that say things like this. (ex: Spencers)
I just ruined the fun of this being a fail :/
I just peed myself and it feels goooooood
That’s not fail, that’s so much win. I would put my kid in that.
That might be fail but there is some truth to it
This is a definite parenting fail. I pity the child.
So true…
TOTAL failure.
Now THIS is suspicious!
(half-held LOL)