Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only
« Previous Object Group Fail | Add Captions to Videos. Rule the Interwebs. Next »
» 395 Failures in Communication
-
Recent Comments
SuperJew on Soccer Fail or Surveying A Job… loladahl10 on Conan Fan Win Suyalus on Conan Fan Win loladahl10 on Moving Truck Fail loladahl10 on Moving Truck Fail Charles on Moving Truck Fail otto-moe-bill on Moving Truck Fail Bu-ubs on Conan Fan Win Bu-ubs on Conan Fan Win Dan on Soccer Fail or Surveying A Job… 
Cheezburger Network Blog
Ummm…why?
insert Catholic priest joke
IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK!
Glad to see you’re back! Did you bring me a souvenir?
a cup that says “UP” for some reason
Sounds cool! At least I’ll be less prone to fill the wrong end with my beverage of choice.
*-:)
“Cup” spell fail?
“Comedy” understanding fail?
This picture = WIN not fail.
did u briing me some queso?
This is more of an epic win if anything… From an atheistic perspective.
HEY. NO. THATS MINE.
Says you.
I won’t believe him unless I see the receipt.
I lost it…
I believe Artie was talking about DB101.
Please. Arthur. Not Artie.
Woo~ except New Apostolic Church is protestant, not catholic…
How ignorant can you be, New Apostolic Church is Christian as is The Roman Catholic Church…. protestant shows how uneducated you are.
Mmmm, it’s the big question some a’spire to.
what does the sign on the left say?
Nothing to do with building puns, aparently.
Children are strictly prohibited from ?????ing this site.
Oh, the other left…’kneeling’? No, can’t be right…
Dyslexia in full swing this am. Sorry!
Ha! Nvm, I was just on the wrong side of my laptop!
Frotting?
Frolicking?
Heimliching?
Sinning? No no, can’t be that either.
Running/playing/laughing/dancing/questioning/exploring/
being children?
That’s probably closer.
Moving, watching, working, sleeping, driving, walking, talking, smiling
P.e.o.p.l.e.c.i.t.y
People in the city
Yes. They’d be the prohibited activities.
The sign reads ‘children are strictly prohibited from entering this site.’
No swimming, No swearing, No laughing, No crying, No talking out of turn, No wallowing in your own self-pity, No dessert until you’ve eaten your vegetables, No line dancing, No moose calling, No mummified cat juggling, and absolutely, positively, No barking like a seal. It upsets me.
Bending? No no, can’t be that.
It says “Left is Right and Right is Wrong”.
So that’s what is says!
Thanks!
It says “Strictly no wanking during working hours” — my eye site is good, but the hairy palms are a bit of a problem.
However, thinking about it too much may altar your state of mind.
After the work day I just put in, I could do with a pew less brain cells and some sanctuary.
Here, this organ is good to play to relax.
You’re playing with someone’s organ in a CHURCH?!?? You (K)NAVE!
Hi Dragon! Good to see you back!
Theng-kew! Very good to be back, though I had a fantastic time at my conference.
Great! But I still like it better when you’re here. I’m an egoist.
Hey Dragon: Just so I can get an answer to my asked question on a previous thread, what was the huge fight you guys were talking about? I believe someone said it involved Fuzz? What FAIL was it?
The classical fail, I believe.
T’was, indeed.
However, I would very much like the unpleasantness of the past to stay in the past, if that’s all right with everyone else.
Amen.
I’m incensed at this. It’s outrageous!
Aisle give them hell for this outrage!
Eucharist assured it won’t be pleasant.
If it makes them altar their ways, it’ll be worth it though.
I’m particularly cross with this.
I’ve had 2 months clean, but this caused me to suffer a rel-apse.
Why not? Hmmmmmmmm?
Morning, Ms V
Hey honey! How was your weekend? Mine was ok. Didn’t get much done.
Isn’t that what weekends are for?
Ok, then. I didn’t have much fun. I was busy running errands for other people. But it’s all fine. I go out of town in 2 weeks for a scrapbooking convention.
Mine was splendid, also didn’t do much
Hung out wif GF, watched movies (I Love You, Man” is good), etc.
I did watch 27 Dresses Friday night. Cute little chick flick. I was wondering if that movie was good. Thanks for the info!
I watched Zack and Miri this weekend, it was very funny. dirty, but funny.
I just saw that too. It was funny, but in a very dirty way.
Like watching a porn movie while someone tickles you?
Who doesn’t?
definitely not FAIL but success.
yes, very WIN.
I totally agree with you. No “fail” there.
Thank you for being there time and time again, it is dangerous as they are imposing their way of life on you? BELIEVE in Jesus *shakes fist like homer*
This is a clear win!!!
Obviously the church has been getting threats from another building.
That, or just showing how dangerous religion can be
Arr, beat me to the punch!
Piratism?
pastafarianism?
mmmmmmm yummers, spliffy flavored lasagna!
Yeah! All Skwerls Believe in the FSM!
Skwerls are wise beyond their ears.
Ears?
Ears of Corn?
Popcorn?
*munch munch munch*
whansum poffcorm? hassum!
*proffers bowl of hot buttered lightly salted yummy stuff*
I know something that I want hot, buttered, lightly, and salted… But it isn’t popcorn.
*Rock climbs up to previous comment, stealthily removes comma between “buttered” and “lightly”, secures it on her belt, and climbs back down.*
*debates questioning Emoom’s desire*
Oh Hell! Inquiring minds wanna know!
If you can catch me, I’ll let you find the answer! *Runs off in opposite direction while giggling*
*waits*
{if it’s the right kinda “desire” she’ll come
back when she realizes I’m not following}
*looks sexy*
We better not be starting this again.
Hey, I’m not against religion, just against some of the people who try to push its screwed up versions of it.
CRUSADE!
JIHAD!
LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS!
BLASPHEMY! Arthur Eld must burn!
MADNESS?
THIS IS…
A REPETITIVELY USED JOKE!
The Eld, the Eld, the Eld is on fire…
Disco Inferno!
Burth that mother down!
YAHTZEE!
HOPSCOTCH!
BINGO!
RENT!
Rent?
Yes. Rent.
Yes. Ren and Stimpy
Enlighten me.
I can’t. I have no idea as to why he said rent. I only know he did.
If it helps, I don’t really understand either.
*understands*
*deeply*
*refuses to share deep, hidden meaning*
*walks away whistling*
*wonders if Nellie has been listening to musicals lately*
That’s a negatory on that one, good buddy!
10-4, and out the door!
Wow. Nellie turned into an American truck driver.
It’s a convoy!
Where is Rubberduck?
That’s a big roger on that, Velvet, come on in Rubberduck, you gotcher ears on good buddy?
Wo ist Schabernach?
AGAIN?
Ears?
Ears of Corn?
Popcorn?
*munch munch munch*
whansum poffcorm? hassum!
*proffers bowl of hot buttered lightly salted yummy stuff*
Breaker, breaker.
*looks at popcorn*
Ohh! Skwerls know best. *takes a handful of the pro-offered snack*
GEE! I thought I was the only one
who liked hot buttered and lightly
salted beetles and wood grubs!
I thought you said popcorn! *Looks again…*
Hmm, being a tiger I could always wash it down with… Skwerl!
But I am full now… well, maybe one more salted beetle.
It’s the Fresh Creamery Butter that
makes them slide down so well, and
they can’t get their footing as they
try to climb back up your throat!
They need a little mare salt though. It’s the grubs I can’t handle. Too wiggly.
Next time I’ll roast them rather than
just pour the clarified butter on ‘em.
OH! And it’s Sea Salt! Not MARE SALT!
WTF is Mare Salt anyway?
…..never mind, don’t wanna know I bet.
An equal opportunity holy war… I love it!
Don’t we all?
I don’t. I like my holy wars prejudiced.
I’m against religous people, they’re the ones that are crazy.
Great willdog. Just wait what will happen now.
Hey, I’m for Christianity. It was the religous people that killed Jesus.
Romans killed Jesus,
wait does Roman Catholic count?
(that’s my religion)
I’m referring to the Jewish priests.
Judas Priest?
You obviously have little knowledge of the Bible.
I’m with willdog
Did someone say juicy peach? I am starving…
I’m proud to have no knowledge at all of the bible!
I once read the bit about Onan. It’s useful for pulling-out puns.
Have you realized that what he did wasn’t onany? He just didn’t shoot his load inside of his brother’s wife. So in a biblical sense facials and all that are onany.
Ah, so anywhere but in somewhere is onanism? I think I’m with you – so to speak!
No killing of Jesus = no Christianity.
hehehe… I’m also with Arthur
I’m with him here too.
*tips willdog’s hat to him*
Good! I was so alone before.
Is that you in the corner?
Is that you in the spotlight?
I was going to reply to that comment but I forgot about after I replied to wolfgangs.
*it
*them
*you
Damn! So you didn’t reply this time?
woohoo!
weeeheee
whaaahooo
waaaaapoooo!
Giggity giggity goo!
Will, may I try on your Hat?
*tries on hat*
Ooh! Niiiiiiice Hat! Here ya go! Thanks!
*returns twigs & leaves shaped like a hat*
*saunters away with two nice hats*
Wiggity Giggity Woooooo!
Schnäbi!
Oh no, my hat! Booohooo
*hands willdog’s NICE hat back to him*
You can keep the fake one as a gift.
And this one! (I also stole the foreign 7Up and walnut for good measure.)
What about this one? (I have the gun back in my tree house, if you’d like it.)
At least im not a scientologist!
Heehee, that is the most messed religion. I love that southpark episode.
I have it on my I-Pod for easy access. Long live Anonymous!
Anonymous;
(noun)
1. having no known name or identity or known source
2. saving people from a f*#$ed up religion
Southpark;
(noun)
1. GREATEST SHOW EVER!!
Of all the comments you’ve made, that was one of them.
Yes. yes it was. And here is another one.
A hidden meaning?
*puts on secret decoder ring and x-ray glasses*
Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along. Nothing to see here.
sorry for wasting money and your time
Ti-i-iime is on your siiide! Whoo-Oo-oo-oa!
Yes it is!
Here it’s not considered a religion. More of a organized rip-off.
*n
What’s the difference?
Organized rip-offs have rock festivals of suckage.
and rivers of blasphemy…
and givers of heresy…
And shivers of ecstasy…
Not all are. I have one aunt who thinks if one doesn’t believe in what she believes in, your going to hell.
Thankfully, I have quite a few others who are into religion, who do not try to drive religion into one, and respect other people’s beliefs, even if they are atheist.
The way I see it, if someone is out and about, and pushing religion like a drug dealer, something is up with them, almost guaranteed.
Great Scott! I think he’s done it!
have you been pushed by this church?
I think this is a win personally.
I agree.
Me too. =)
Your avatar looks slightly like a sideways plunger.
and why is it a win?
That’s personal.
And secret.
And slightly pornographic.
Now I wanna know!
Can you show me?
I wanna know ’bout these strangers like me
Pornographic!?
That’s horrid!
Pssst! Can we rent it or download it?
You can download but it’s by private torrent only.
it tells me “you wish”
what did i do wrong
You have to answer “YES” to the
Question:
“Are you a Pervert of Legal Age?”
sign win
It’s just a sign to warn the Postman.
Beware of Dogma
I laughed out loud when I saw that.
Ditto! *claps*
*hands postman a cross and some garlic*
Oh gawd…are there vampires??
‘Cos vampires burn, you know.
*Stokers the fire*
*plays some Brahms*
*has Hel of a time trying to sing along*
I’d do much better with some Van Morrison.
Well…since there’s so much at stake…
*brings out the Tupelo Honey*
*wipes some honey on your lips*
*slowly licks it away*
I can always count on you, sweets. I see you’re wearing our favorite corset.
Absolutely. I know you’re just batty about it.
Oh dear. You got a drop of honey on your shirt. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take it off.
*rips off shirt*
*sinks teeth into corset*
Oh my! Maybe we should switch you to de-coffin-ated coffee…
…or maybe not!
*breathes deeply and the corset bursts apart, paper clips flying all over the room*
*has a sudden rush of blood to the head*
I think my blood sugar is low…
*stirs the honey*
*moves very close…my breath warm on your skin*
You need some sustenance. It would be a pain in the neck if you had a dizzy spell.
*tilts head up to look at you*
*puts a little Rice on the stove…you know, just in case we get hungry later*
Dog Ma, Dog Pa and the Kiddie Dogs too; I stay wary of them all.
Those poopies are always pu-ling and incontinent trouble with their Bitch-op.
Why the hell is this a fail? It’s just an old building, needing repairs/renovation/reconstrunction…
Oh I see. Then it’s not funny at all. Let’s all wait for the next fail.
I would like to put my (your name here) in your face.
*snicker*
I would like to put my (his name here) into a jar of honey.
Sorry…I’m saving all the honey for the Admiral. You can have some jam, though. I’m sure she won’t mind!
Oi oi oi!
What now?
Something good. If you like fisting, that is.
Umm…
Move along, nothing to see here!
Oh, I see how you are! So you were just lying during that game of “truth or dare”, weren’t you??
You’ve scared her off now
I get no honey or jam…what the hell! This is the worst day ever!
*Prohibits himself*
I don’t scare easily. However, I do have to ‘Google’ things that don’t make sense to me. So here’s hoping I get the right spin on Dragon’s comment.
There’s been no fellowships near my ring!
If that’s not right then I’ve got nothing!
*snork!*
That works.
Marmite?
*gag*
Talk about adding insult to injury!
Chocolate spread?
Nutella or nothing.
… But Pa might not.
*pops in*
*nibblelicks*
*SMOOOCH!*
*pops out*
Mmmm.
*licks lips*
Sweet.
I went to that church as a kid. Well, not that particular church, but The New Apostolic Church.
The sign is appropriate.
Maybe the church has been making threats of it’s own and has since been brought up on for bad behavior…
That must be the best Church ever :/
One down, about a million to go.
I think this is one of my favourites.
There’s another sign on the right. It begins with “Children are…” but I can’t make out the rest. Most likely something about being eaten on a daily basis.
…strictly prohibited from entering this… Can’t read the last word. Could be blog.
It is indeed hard to read: “Children’s minds were poisoned with hate-crazed lies in this tax-exempt cult.”
ignorance is prohibited in this world, so where are you
“children are strictly prohibited from entering this site”
Wish they’d had a sign like that at the church where I was baptised. I’ve had to send them an e-mail inquiring about debaptism instead.
I believe the rest of the sign reads “…the future; teach them well and let them lead the way.”
Wait, children being eaten on a daily basis? Is this church in Virginia or something?
I think the Catholic church next door has just gone too far this time.
These bed economic times can drive some to desperate measures.
Yes, this bed economic times are though, we will soon be downgraded to a couch status.
I had no idea what you were talking about at first.
*goes back to previous post*
*replaces ‘e’ with an ‘a’*
*throws ‘e’ at joe for being a smartass and writing a confusing comment*
SPEAK,STRIKE,REDRESS!
Hahaha. I love your warpedness
Once again, I have to say it’s a WIN !
You get it all wrong. It’s an attempt in reversed psychology! Prohibit something and you will attract people. Especially young boys…
And if anybody wants young boys, it’s definitely going to be priests!
::snicker::
Funny how it’s the old men in dresses who go on and on about the eeevil gays, how they’ll molest yer kids, blablabla, and THEY’RE the ones doing the kiddie-fiddling…
I don’t honestly see what’s so fail about a building that’s condemned for safety reasons, even if it is a church.
This is a “fail” fail.
Concept of irony…fail…
I understand the irony, I just don’t think it’s particularly funny.
Or it’s condemned. Which is a fail as well.
Au contraire. This is WIN!
Speaking Frenglish?
hey you!
there is an engrish page to the left ——>
you might enjoy the NOT english!
Ein Genuss den manche teilen können. Du offensichtlich nicht.
Hahaha, I see you still reserve your tolerance for your english comments. Great! I’ll do the same.
@ShadowSplicer: Ik heb medelijden met je bekrompen wereldbeeld en het onverholen superioriteitsgevoel dat uit je post blijkt, zelfs al laat je het vergezeld gaan van een knipoog.
Dammit, I’m going to have to learn another language to be angry in!
So, is ‘frotteur’ a language?
It’s a way of life.
Angry frotteuring. Sounds like a bloodsport! I’d hate to see our wonderful German boys in full flight!
Good name for a band. Now if only I had some talent.
Who needs talent? If we play loud enough, no one will notice.
True, and if we scream the vocals we don’t have to bother with the lyrics either!
You’re a genius WIK.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
We can just run a bunch of words together that don’t really
mean anything. We will be like The Mars Volta!
I know this is a nesting fail, but I’ll take it to correct a Deutch fail. Das ist nicht links. Das ist recht. —->
Hey you!
*mutters*sitdownstandupfightfightfight*mutters*
Damnit, arrows fail.
This is the right ——>
<—– This is the left.
(Except I put them in reverse order, which made the blogmonster think the greater than/less than signs were for an HTML tag. This way should show up, but ruins the rhyming scheme that sets up the joke of me muttering the ending of a HS pep rally chant.) *sigh*
yep it’s new apostolic, so the sign in front is no fail =P
So it’s dangerous because of the venomous snakes used in the service?
100!
1,2, skip a few, 99, 100!
3,4, skip a few more, 97, 98!
5,6, skip (something something), 95,96!
Um, that would be some tricks, Bob.
7, 8, Gonna stay up late, 93, 94!
9,10,
a big fat potato,shower with a friend, 91,92!11, 12, Skewrlly’s showering with elves, 89, 90!
Luckily SkWErlly isn’t!
13,14, my friends are all clean, 87,88!
5,6, beat Nellie and Wolf with sticks…
*goes to hit them, drops sticks in terror and runs*
*sits way high in the tree shouting directions to Nellie & Wolf*
*shouts* “aikiwaza is hiding behind the big rock by the ravine.”
*runs from the behind the rock, runs toward Skwerlly’s tree.*
Damn you Skwerl! I CAN climb trees you know.
*sits way out on the tiniest of limbs flipping tail around*
Come on out here Mr. Tiger, you can see EVERYTHING!
I should know better than to be baited by a smart dressed skwerl with a hat.
*jumps after Skwerlly*
Nope guess not.
Luckily you missed the jagged rocks as you fell!
But it’s going to take a while for you to climb up
out of that steep ravine! Watch for Falling ROCKS!
*kicks at a few loose rocks* *scampers away*
(b’-')b
Definite win!
Each pew is lined with potatoes! Run!!
I hereby eschew those potato pews, for great justice.
Oooh! Eschewed potatoes for dinner! Sounds delish.
I couldn’t decide whether I wanted eschewed potatoes or gnocchi, so I had waffle fries.
Ooh, I like those a latke!
Potatoes?
:: chuckles ::
:: sniggles ::
:: cackles ::
:: giggles ::
Fail? More like WIN!
This should be EPIC WIN! Churches are just as hazardous to your health as their congregations!
I guess too many people entered and spontaneously combusted
Wonder whats so dangerous. Lolz
Fail or win? You decide.
I pick pumpkin.
Definitely pumpkin.
I think that would be better labeled as a WIN. Much, much better.
Keep out if you love life! Tom Cruise and the Scientology weirdos are inside!
cant you see the cross =/
Seriously mislabeled. Should be REALITY WIN, or maybe ACCURACY WIN.
Epic win in my book.
epic win in mine too.
I think this church is on Jones’ Road in Dublin, Ireland. Can anyone confirm?
THIS SHOULD BE A WIN
How many times do we need to hear this comment??
Go back to the Jed I Knight fail. Read ALL the comments. Weep.
Am I going to have to bring you back to life again, Arthur??
*makes mental note that Dragons have healing powers*
I may need that someday.
So does the phoenix.
Something inside of me is already dead…
*stumbles back into the church fail after skimming a vast majority of th Jed I Knight fail comments*
*weeps*
Maybe it was a good thing I haven’t benn on here for a while.
*Grabs back extra ‘e’ he threw at joe earlier*
cool, can I have your extra ‘n’ ?
Yeah, I’m not seeing the fail here…
it’s non aplicable….lol
WARNING!
Entry of this building may result in eternal salvation from the unending torment of Hell.
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
truth in advertising win.
this is fake, just look at the screw holes on the sign, its not even on the fence lol
Good eye. Submittor’s attempt at making a fail has failed.
Actually it’s an EPIC WIN!
*covers Arthur’s eyes*
(Completely off subject) Just in case Wyde is still following along, (s)he should know that I’ve noted after a page has been filled, NO MORE POSTS CAN BE PLACED ON THAT PAGE! A little something I found out yesterday, but only confirmed today. You gotta move to the next page…. If you could pass that along, it might assuage some hurt feelings.
The failblog people clearly have no sense. Religion is fail. Therefore this is win.
I think that this is possibly a win, not a fail
Are you kidding? Thats a WIN!
Total WIN!
Total win…
FAIL OVERTURNED
more of a winfor little kids and a loss for priests
This is a WIN
100 PERCENT WIN, really.
TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
WIN!!!
WIN!!!! CHURCHES ARE EVIL!!!!!
Fail? This is Epic Win!
EPIC WIN
Finally the message is getting across lol
*waves up to Dragon*
Thanks for trying!
Church Fail = Win for intelligent discussion
A “Dangerous Building” Sign on a burnt out building….Failblog is better than this. Whats next, a “No Trespassing” sign on someone’s private property?
It’s the thurt
SQUADALLAH
Clearly an Atheism win
I’m not seeing a fail there. Looks like the truth to me. Possibly even an epic win.
As others have said, where’s the “fail”?
The only “fail” is that a building was erected for the occult in the first place.
Regular participating or membership in this and similar assossiations can damage your mind and reason effectively and make your friends sad.
what could be more dangerous then organized religion???
An unmitigated WIN! Surely!
Is it really a fail if it’s stunningly accurate?
This is not fail, this is win.
I believe that’s a pagan win.
I agree with those above who said WIN!
That’s obviously a WIN!
Seems like a win to me…
Me parece perfecto! a ver si ponemos unos cuantos de esos carteles por aqui en españa
DUDE THIS IS NOT A FAIL ITS A COMPLETE WIN!!!!
That’s a WIN!
THATS A WIN :O
Sign Win
definetly win!!!
Dude, this isn’t FAIL, it’s WIN! (And truth in advertising…)
Well, you were always warned by your parents – if you sin sin then go to church…
This should be changed to a “Win”.
I’m pretty sure this is actually a win.
Fail because it states the obvious.
Lolz i live like 100 meters from that bluddy church… 1st time ive ever found a fail close 2 home
that is CLEARLY a win!
This is not a fail… This is a total WIN!!!
THIS BUILDING WILL EAT YOU!
I’d say it’s rather a WIN!
haha! i walk past this church all the time
WIN!!!!!!!!
“children are strongly prohibited from entering this site”… lol
Fail? Looks like a win to me, especially if people take the warning to heart.
no fail —–> WiN
INFERNAL FAIL
Moar like Keep Out of Church WIN
WIN!!!
Why you are mistaken sirs, this is a WIN!!!!
finnaly, people come to thier sences
Proud to be an american atheist!
lol! yea they should make these signs mandatory!
Who knows, it might lead to a decrease in brainwashing
FAIL?? This is a WIN!!
I say slap one of these things on every church in town!!