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That’s gotta hurt when you cross the road.
FAIL.
FIRST 11!1
beat that u looooooosers.
Conspicuous first fail. Hubris fail. Cool fail. Schadenfreude fail. So much fail in one comment. Fail win?
The real fail is that it took at least eight minutes for him to compose and post those two little lines.
And that he replied, so it was a first fail from the beggining
Spelling fail: beginning is spelled “beginning.”
In these situations we have something called the bukkit, which failbloggers have to dunk their heads in when they make a silly mistake. The bukkit is usually full of a combination of the bukkit dunkee’s least favourite foodstuff.
Then maybe we should’ve busted it out from the “beggining”
I was “beggining” to think that.
i’m “beggining” to think you’re all retards who take a joke too far.
You are not required to stay, if that’s how you feel.
I’m beggining to think you don’t understand the concept of humor.
You haven’t seen any pun-threads yet, have you? “Too far” is
just the beggining!
*pat pat pat*
Take it with a grain of salt, Failtruza. We all make typos here.
=O You used one of my favorite words! “Schadenfreude”. I used it for a project in one of my college courses. We had to choose two opposing emotions. My first was Exanimate – void of all emotion. Ok so I kind of cheated because any emotion would be the opposite of lack of emotion. lol but once I found Schadenfreude it made my project perfect. I love how Germans are the only people who have a word for such an emotion. People of all walks of life experience it, but Germans have given it a name. =)
*ahem* I’m also amused by this fail. haha
TROLLS NEARBY
*pulls out an axe*
Wrong. You fail. I bet you by 8 minutes.
Do not pay attention on this loser, Pen Rua. He always quotes the first comment claiming that he’s first, only to annoy people.
*to.
You win your bet. King First please pay Pen Rua 8 minutes.
so you are the first eleven? Congratulations! How did you do that?
It’s probably for that sport, damn I forget the name, but it’s a french name. People vault over stuff and don’t walk around stuff.
Why they would use a crosswalk, I don’t know.
parkour
Clickie for video of Parkour.
Now, before I clickie, Fluffy, does this video involve any of the following:
1. Rickroll
2. Suprise pickles
3. Something weird
4. Something Random
5. Something weird and random?
Nope, just people bein bad ass XP
Yep. What he said.
I trust ya, fluffy… and I love a good parkour video.
I prefer parquet videos, although the acting tends to be wooden.
Mikey! *SQUEEZE* How ya’ been?
Morning!
*SQUEEZE*
Am fine thankyou. How are you?
I’m talking to your good friend on skype!
DrB? Send him my regards!
Jeez, you get older and everyone gets all technological on you
Oh, you’re a pup!
Hell. How did she get it to transmit into the radio in my bathroom???
(Heya Mr Moomin!!)
It’s that metal plate in your head. But take off the tinfoil hat, it’s interfering with my reception.
No, I’m a Moomin.
Had a good weekend?
Morning DrB!
How are you?
I am well! Nice to see you back!
*wipes*
*puts on tinfoil undies (just in case)*
It’s nice to be back
It’s mothers day here so I shall be leaving in a while to take me mum out for dinner.
Have a nice time! Kiss yer mum for me!
*SQUEEZE!* Seeya
*SQUEEZE*
Thankyou and G’bye.
Whoa, Fluffy, that’s intense! I wonder how many of those kids are getting compression fractures. (spinal)
I thought he meant polevault.
Well, when practicing parkour, you gotta put safety first XD
.
But no, this is actually a cross walk found outside the Aperture Science building
Shouldn’t there be apertures in the walls at either end of the crosswalk, then?
Sorry, just checked the definition and an aperture is an opening for light to pass through, not an opening of just any sort. Apologies.
I see someone has played Portal…
.
Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can.
its a cross walk for ghost.
This is not a Fail its the Smartest thing Ever
I is Frist?
damn!
not rly, I is,
NO! NO LOLSPEAK! THERE IS A REASON YOU DON’T SEE MY NAME ON ICANHASCHEEZBURGER!
Yeah, you’ve probably been banned for SHOUTING.
OR FOR HAVING YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON BROKEN.
Oh wait, that happened to me about a couple of days ago.
Sorry *sniff*. I… I *sniff* sometimes get… get over*sniff*emotional… about the horrors of the comments on… *sniff*ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.
Actually I don’t blame you. This whole environment seems to be seized by inarticulacy and educational poverty. It’s just awful.
Is inarticulacy a word?
More like an epidemic, I think.
They do get pretty irritating. I only go for the pictures.
agreed. i can’t stand seeing the comments. whoever came up with lolspeak should be smacked
Everytime I accidentally click on comments on ICHC/ICHH, it gives me headaches trying to decipher the lolspeak, so I steer clear of it as well.
Cats all speak with speech patterns of Cheech Wizard, apparently. I find it helps to read LOLspeak with this in mind – cats as Vaughn Bodē characters.
This picture would be better with beetles in it.
But then it wouldn’t be fail
Course there would. John’s face would hit that wall on the right.
Ringo would hit the wall, but still keep trying.
I’m talking about Ladybug John, the beetle.
I’m thinking about Lovebug 51, the beetle.
+2
Beetles? How about Beatles, instead? (Much easier to see.)
There probably are beetles. We just can’t see them.
doh!!….you got it first : )
ok ..how about…
This is abbynormal…
Hmmm. Frankly, most might be too Young for that one!
What knockers.
DrB has to say that, so that you can reply…
damn! I was gonna say “I desperately want to photoshop the beatles into this pic!”. I need to get up earlier!
Surely wanting to get up earlier just to post a comment is a bit pathetic? No offence, but isn’t lying in a better option?
No, because I threatened to set fire to him unless he got up and said he wanted to photoshop beatles into things. You’ve got to understand the context of the comment before you can judge BFF.
1st!
Oh dear!
Oh my goodness!
Oh. My goddess!
you fail
so the house wanted to cross the street.
And sued the state for not having equal street-crossing rights. Then in towns all over the country crosswalks to nowhere were put in for the angry houses.
It wanted to get to its Girlfriend, Lady Wall.
Or maybe the street crossed the house.
The house crossed the street to see his flatmate?
It’s probably just a ghost town.
Then that bus coming is…haunted?
Thats no bus. This is lady Wall’s ex Boyfirend Mr. OddOrangeBrownAnd WhiteBox.
They couldn’t afford a pavement but they could afford some paint. Plus, they seem to have a good sense of humour…
Maybe it’s the crosswalk 9 3/4.
movie reference win?
Literature reference win. Cultural phenomenon reference win.
Haha. Most definitely. Now…if I could just find my floo powder…
Oh cool! So it’s the crosswalk into Diagon Alley?
Knockorturn Alley?
Wow. Every comments page on failblog is even better than the fail itself.
Fails?
Is there something I’m missing?
There was a good film on SKY 1 you’ve just missed.
I don’t have SKY 1.
Ooh buttons! What was the film?
First!
Nein, du bist nicht FIRST!
Ah, sprechen Sie auch Deutsch?
Ja, ein bistien. Ich studiere im Schule aber die Kurse ist Deutch 1…also…
Nach Nach,,
whos there ?
Beetles. You just can’t see them.
Nachos.
Deutsch Eins? Du meinst, eine einfach Deutsche Klasse? Ich weis nicht, wo ich bin…
haha impressive. unfortunately my german isnt all that good
The Moomin’s German is wonderful. We call him Arthur Eld.
*Squeeze!*
Ohhh, teh Germanz are watching you!
Ist Schadenfreude echt ein Wort, das im Englischen auch verwendet wird?
Ja. Wir scheinen das Gefühl erfunden zu haben. Oder als erste benannt.
Klicken Sie auf meinen Namen.
Hehehe!
Was ist der (?) Kraftwerk?
Das Kraftwerk. In general it means generating plant, the video you posted was referring to a German band from the …dunno… 1820s or so. They were the inventors of techno music. Sorry for that.
Why do you apologize? I should be sorry for being so ignorant!
For inventing techno and consequently giving bad musicians the chance to torture the whole world with it.
At least Techno is great when used properly. There have been plenty of great music videos with techno.
You are too young to remember the horrors of the 90s. Consider yourself lucky!
I shudder to think what aboninations used techno.
Hee! I’m pretty sure I have a Kraftwerk album buried in my collection. Many things can pass as avant-garde to a young teenager.
Kraftwerk… That word stirred up a whole dead section in my brain just now… Was anyone else hooked on Deutsche Amerikanische Freundschaft?
The only kraftwerky thing I have in my music collection is this
(clicky)
This ain’t exactly Abbey Road.
should’nt John Paul George and Ringo be around there somewheres?
doh! yeah,, yeah,, I know… 5th on this aspect : (
I suppose these extra commas were ment to be in your previous comment?
Such,, horrible,, grammar! Did’nt he learn,, grammar at school?
What is that apostrophe doing between the d and the n?
waiting for the _____ to cross th’ road,, maybe?
I’m still trying to figure out who John Paul George is.
does the pope poop in the crosswalk?
The late Pope John Paul’s little known brother?
*Clears throat* That’s “Mr. Ringo” to you. You know you aren’t on a first names basis with him.
how about the white stripes?
or
Why did the stripes cross the road?
To hit the other wall?
I don’t think The White Stripes ever covered The Wall…
equals= equals
It is an equal situation = =
LOL, thats pretty funny dude!
RT
http://www.online-privacy.pro.tc
>>> Stoopid Humans only seeing things from your perspective!
This is a crosswalk for small animals; like birds, cats, dog, skwerls, turtles, pigmy goats, various retiles and snails.
Now we know why the chicken crossed the road – there was a crosswalk!
A crosswalk for a bird!?…..I like it!
Could be a duck or a chicken.
There are a few other flightless birds as well.
I know. I just couldn’t be bothered to name them all.
Emu, Ostrich, Penguin, Kiwi Bird, Rhea, Cassowary, Takahe, Inaccessible Island Rail, Flightless / Galapagos Cormorant, Steamer Ducks, Auckland Island Teal, Campbell Island Teal, Weka, the Rail family, Lord Howe Woodhen, Kagu, Moorhen, Kakapo, Broad-Billed Parrot, Dodo (hee!), Viti Levu Giant Pigeon, and Stephens Island Wren are those I’ve previously known, and / or used Wikipedia to help me find.
Wow, that’s a first. A Moomin-Skwerlly combo.
It’s a Gravatar glitch :/
“Emiskwerl” was previously “Skwerlly Em”, who is now “Emoom”!
Awww… I liked Sqwerlly Em better. She was so cute.
…domestic turkey, flightless grebe…
Um…on first reading this comment I thought Bob had typed “rectiles”…
Most people don’t admit to having rectile dysfunction.
*snort!*
Yeah! What the heck are RETILES?
Dang it!, I did drop the “P” didn’t I?!
But skwerls don’t do the bukkit, sooo
*pushes over a log and grabs a grub*
*munch* Yeech! *squish* Ewwww!
[contrition complete]
Oh, dear Bobby, you don’t have to do this to yourself! *Turns away hiding the tears in her eyes*
Um, might not be a fail – in Europe, this means restricted access…
Those roads are so narrow, MOST of them should be restricted access. You can about take your mirrors off in the turns! Road construction fail in general!!!
I’m from Europe,
As far as I know they mean exactly the same, definitly NOT restricted acces.
I’m from Europe, never heard of a crosswalk meaning restricted access. Why on earth would identical road markings mean different things? Should people stop in front of them and ponder whether it looks like somewhere someone might cross the road and if not they should assume it’s restricted access?
I live in Europe and this isn’t a fail nor restricted access. There are many places where there simply isn’t room for a sidewalk, but since cars travel on the narrow streets, a crosswalk is in order.
That’s a strange place to put a zebra crossing.
HAHA, they forgot the sign
1. Not a fail.
2. The comments section seems to be inhabited by retards.
One retard. You, namely.
lul
Which now includes you.
It would be fun to play tag with each wall.
“Tag! You’re it!”
Rinse, repeat.
Not a fail.
::awaits witty beatles reference::
Scroll up.
i fail
::should have read the above comments::
The short and unwinding road,,er crosswalk.
Leads me back to Penny Lane.
Is that Eleanor Rigby walking along? I saw her Yesterday.
These Beatles references are going out of control! “Help!”
you are corrct..”GET BACK” jojo
…maybe we should just “Let It Be”
we gotta stop it before it goes all “HELTER SKELTER”
I’m sure “We Can Work It Out”
You’d have to be a fool on the hill to cross here.
When I’m 64, I’m going to regret not fixing that hole.
I wouldn’t cross here, but I bet a Norwegian Wood …
LOL maybe it is like hogwarts u can walk through walls
Perspective fail. Whoever ’shopped this aligned the perspective of the stripes against the house’s shadow, instead of the edge of the road.
Because everybody knows that all houses/buildings (especially older ones) are built with perfect right angles to all the other buildings and streets.
Those photos of the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Photoshopped.
Not crosswalk fail. This is invisible door WIN!!!!
my vagina hurts.
I had no idea Jeff was a feminine name. What is it short for? Geoffreona?
Jeffabelle?
is that a shadow from the building or an actual crosswalk?
How big of a fail is it that I couldn’t see the fail until I read the description?
This must be Katherine “Kitty” Pryde’s house..!
It’s obviously the entrance to Platform 9 3/4.
that’s not a zebra crossing…
No, that’s a Pong crossing.
AhahahahaXD I love this oneXD
It’s nice to see they’re taking road safety seriously around there (where exactly is this?)
aushUHASUHaushUASH
Nice..!
Abbeyfail!
That’s not a Fail Cross-walk…. It’s a Free-runner’s Cross walk.
SO TRUE
I live in italy, THERE ARE NO F***** SIDEWALKS!! Just “Oh look, three thee inches between the road and the house. My foot is only 2.99 inches wide so it is ok!” HELL NO! thankfully the italian grandmothers that walk the roads can run ^^
you all FAIL! this cross-walk is made for SPIDERMAN
That was a brilliant way of spending the government’s money…
Have a nice day