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well it does look like a shitty toy
Oooh! Now i get it!
I like pie
I like ponies.
Ooh, my hair is getting good in the back.
(points to those who get this)
I zapped my brain, but I’ve got nothin’. You can still point at me though, if you like.
*jumps on kannadzuki’s back* GIDDYUP!!
*tries to point at DrB but can’t lift limbs that high with ganny on her back*
Why, I like ponies too.
Schizo lovely to see you two getting along.
Do you like ponies too?
It depends what you need them for.
If it’s transport I want then I’d say I’m more of a car girl.
But then you don’t get to eat the car when it dies out on you, do you?
MacDonalds!
Mnalds McDom, surely?
M’kay.
Hi Jam, was that job offer before or after you read my necrophillic joke?
Hmmm..
I’m not fussy. Just don’t take advantage of all the dead wood around the building!
This could be a problem LOL!
Hey, there are undead people reading this thread.
*uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one*
I was drinking my tea then! Nice.
YESSSS!!!! *air punch*
And they say people treat the dead with respect.
black condom?
Why not?
pillow talk? foreplay?
Necrophilia is dead
I’m undead and I don’t mind.
Necrophiliacs experience a lot of corporeal pleasure.
Ah what the hell. The job is yours.
I reckon you’ll breathe some life back into them all.
Just knock if you hear any loud sawing sounds
*breaks into song*
I’m a lumberjack and i’m ok I work all night and I sleep all day
I wear high heels, I skip and jump, I go to the lavatory
On wednesdays i go shopping and have buttered scones for tea!
EVERYBODY!
Monty is all over the screen now.
Withnail & I?
Ooh, it’s the full Monty!
I like penis.
Whoa! Nesting fail!
*rubs eraser vigorously on computer screen*
I like turtles.
i have a stinkin’ account but it wont let me post with it! what do i do? I WILL DO ANY THING TO KNOW PLZ!
lol
i didnt get it either
thought they meant that the cat doesnt look so amused or something
If it came in a box the cat would have more fun with that.
Bend over and I’ll show you fun in a box.
My cat doesn’t like it when I crap in her box.
The cat looks bored on the label…
Oh. I thought it looked all post coital and relaxed.
Sometimes the two aren’t mutually exclusive.
Then I think Mr. This meant “ready to go”.
That’s been my experience, yes.
Even without the name cat s*it, even with the real name, It sounds horrible. Cat’s Hit? what the crap?
wow dnt u people see the coma it says cat’s hit
Well, it’s a German toy…
Man, reminds me of the time I went to the super market and saw a snack called “Balls” ….
Germans trying to be cool and talk english are hilarious ^^
Hahaha!
Reminds me of that software
PublishIt!
Reminds me of that election
PolishIt!
This kind of reminds me of the website for Pen Island. The URL is a bit…suggestive. http://www.penisland.net
ahh yes but cat shit is a different story all together!
Let’s go kitten hittin’
Hitting on kittens is a tad desperate.
It’s also frowned upon in most jurisdictions.
Even by Tom’s standards.
How about raccoons, then?
oooooooh that’s HOT!
Raccoons on fire. Now that’s HOT.
you’re doing it too fast!
Duct tape?
I’ve done it!
Germany’s failing again!
We’re really epic
Germany is failing again!
You fail too! Learn english! What a shame…
at least this one doesn’t involve a sickly-strange too-literal-washboard gut.
As far as you know.
It’s you who are failing … “’s” can be used to replace “is” – in fact I just used it … (It’s = It is)
(fast, delete this post, or he will lol @ you)
How many languages do you speak flawlessly ?
sssssthreeeee!!!!
expensive shit imo
The wooden stuff is more expensive – cat’s teak is a ripoff.
plus its creeky and makes a very load MEEEOOOOOWWW sound when you send it through the band saw
loud
yes, cat’s teak.
Does the brand say MUCKI? That is my experience with most cat excrement!
care to elaborate on this?
Nothing quite like a nice warm can of cat’s hit on a chilly evening.
I hit the nip to warm me.
I hit the tip to warm me. Coincidence?
Maybe we should exchange nips and tips?
Sure. Cats need a bell that rings – makes for a happy bird.
The bell won’t be ding-a-ling for long.
It should ring for a little longer when using the scratching post.
I was told the bell tolls for whom the caged bird sings.
The sun also rises on Poe’s cat.
Poe Scat?
What would be truly awesome is if you opened the box and there was cat crap inside.
Yes ; )
Or ponies.
Ponies would have been my second choice, but given the small size of the box, I figured: cat crap. The ponies would require some assembly.
Unless they were unusually small ponies.
Or… powdered ponies.
I’ve had bad experiences with powdered pony. It says ‘just add water’ but all i get is a stupid bloody pulp.
It wasn’t me!!!
You need a pony mold. Place pony pulp in mold, place mold in freezer, turn out when set.
Voila, one reconstituted pony.
It will, however, still be very, very stupid.
Damn, that was my problem! All this time I thought it was for some reason supposed to ooze around on the floor neighing, “Kill me, kill me.”
But will it still be cute?
Depends on your definition of cute.
Maybe.
Cute = a sheep for slaughter.
Will you powder it afterward and perpetuate the ridiculous cycle?
ahhhh sweet!
That’s quite a melange you appear to carry in your trousers.
something for everyone
So, like any other pony, then?
grammar nazis SUCK!!
Anti-grammar nazi, hmm, so that must make you a grammar communist?
You’re right? Sounds like he’s left.
It’s important to find a middle ground in grammartics.
You’re having a party with this wordplay, right?
There’s a third way … the capitalist grammar – but it’s in recession right now
We just came out of an 8 year capitalist grammar recession, thank you very much.
Show him/her the door – it’s out in the lobby.
I’m glad that this has been a chain of double-entendres and none of the pun-dits have found it.
Same. Im peachy in fact.
You quango home happy now then.
You represent the pinnacle in executive wordplay.
I’m not known for governing grammar.
It’s all a landslide from here.
…lest it will be overtaken by grammantarctics.
I sure hope they aren’t nucular-capable grammantarctics!
I’m sure that czuhc for one has sign up to the grammantarctics NPT!
I just wrote it off as some sort of language barrier, or grammatical “Iron Curtain” if you will.
Morning czuhc! Is that really you? First your name, now your picture…
What do you mean? Is your name not Arthur Eld and is that not your picture then?
I didn’t know that I have to post my real pic and name… Will that get me banned?
*completely shocked by new revelation*
Do you mean I have not been talking to Moomins, pineapples, all sorts of fauna, pretty ladies and cartoon characters these past few months??? …Well, I guess it was too good to be true.
Of course you did! They only didn’t post their real names and pictures.
I’m actually the hemulen, but thought my grumpy disposition may scare people.
You are part of a Rebel Alliance, and a shmoo, take him away!
Nazi grandmas suck.
They tend to bite while doing so.
Watch out for nazi fingernails.
nasally grandmas blow
I like to hit some pussy.
That count?
Oh.. I can hear the commercials now:
Mucki Cat’sHit ~
COMING TO A STORE NEAR YOU!
“Your adorable kitty will love to play with their brand new mucki Cat’sHit! they’ll roll around for days clawing and biting at it!!”
“Make sure to get your kitty a Cat’sHit ~ brought to you by Mucki, inventors of the inflatable scratching post!”
(notice: inflatable scratching post sold separately and good for only one use)
_;
*tries to think of one good use for inflatable scratching pole*
Cat’s emergency survival kit?
Knocking that annoying blue bird that wakes you up at 4am out of it’s tree?
could be used to support that inflatable dartboard
Think ‘Lower’.
(nice entrance up there ^^ btw! Morning!)
Bit to the left, puuurrrrrfect. TSSSSSSSSSSS shit!
(thank you, Good morning to you too!)
Was that an orgasm or a Spaceballs reference?
Is there a functional difference?
Honestly, no there isn’t. One usually causes the other to happen.
just making some extra space in my balls
Careful that you don’t form a vaccuum in them…
This fail needs a new thread. Just sayin’.
Well, new threads don’t start themselves. We’ll have to undertake some action.
Well, spin us some blue yarns then.
I could use some new threads myself.
You look here, capitan, if you don’t stop being such a wiseguy nasty things could happen to both your kneecaps and… Ow, you said “threads”?
Yes, my man, threads. As in some manner of purple velvety robe-ish garments with pinstripe pants and gator skin boots. and you best not look at me with that tone of voice about no kneecappery afore I bust a cap in your knees, chump.
S’okay czuhc. Every fail seems to need a manwhorin’ pimp these days.
*passes captmurphy a furry hat to complete the outfit*
Thank you, Dr, I knew I left the house minus a crucial piece of my being today!
*eyes gator skin boots*
*hands capt a pair o’ bells*
*resorts to shouting*
Bagpiper! Four-legged cyrano! Fancy-dress facist!
Hoo, nice hat, it makes all anger flee from my body.
What’s in the pipe, makin’ you all mellow – cap’n? Is it *leers* catshit?
or a ball of yarn
or a barn of ya’ll
Or my nordic cousin Bjarn.
There aren’t many misses on Fail Blog… this is definitely one of them. Not even funny.
Why do you assume it’s married?
There’s a ring at the back of the cat?
A raccoon in disguise?
Where? Where????
Careful now, it’s disguised as a bonfire.
A raccoon on fire? Nice catch!
Seriously? I threw my garbage in that bonfire! Now it’s just gonna attract more of the critters.
Badger badger badger!
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
Love on the rocks
Yes, we must warm his icy heart with a hot island song. Or was it chill his burning heart with a cool island song?
That would make a nice gift for my dog. Then he wouldn’t keep getting his head stuck in the dome over the litter box.
At least he doesn’t eat his own, like my dog has been known to. Although, I’m sure that would be less of a hassle for him.
No, he eschews his own brand. But he adores a full diaper.
Just as long as the diaper is full of poo and not full of child.
YES !
FIRST!
yes..
I miss the Moomin…
Where is he? Beachy head, for his b-day tomorrow?
If he is, I’ll nip up there and say hello just before he jumps.
I’ll grab your ankles if you want, Arthur, but it won’t be the same as the moomin.
Your paws are known to be gentle, but you’re right, it wouldn’t be the same. Maybe we all should form a circle, holding hands and concentrate really hard to make the Moomin appear? Kind of a seance, you know?
*sits in lotus position*
*Holds Arthur and gannys’ hands*
mooooooommmm.
moooooooommmm.
*shrugs in spasms*
*emits ectoplasm from mouth, eyes and ears*
*ectoplasm forms the silhouette of… Elvis???*
*bows down to Arthur*
*lights a cigar*
*is very impressed by Arthur’s performance*
*makes similar attempt*
*ectoplasm takes form of Singing Nun*
*czuhc sweeps ectoplasm under rug*
I’ve been away – where is he?
He’s all good, and with us in spirit…the moomin gods tell me he’ll be back in a couple of days…
*sneaks in*
*squeezes ankles*
Am missing having fun here too. Been a surreal adventure out in the real world away from the office and failblog.
Nearly crashed my car through laughing which was a hoot.
We all missed you Moomin.
Is it your birthday?
*Squeezes*
It is. Am 30 and 25 minutes old.
*pulls out calculator*
You’re… 55 minutes old? That can’t be right…
You needed a calculator?
No, I did it in my head. I just like the way it feels in my hand.
Hahahahaha.
That’s 55 minutes in moomin years.
*SQUEEZE*
Happy Birfday Moomin!
*Squeeze*
Thankyou WIK!
*SQUEEZE*
*SQUEEZE*
That second one was from Dragon. Happy Birthday Moomin! You bring lots of good cheer all year round, so it’s a pleasure to celebrate with you on your birthday.
Cheers!
Thankyou Admiral
That means a lot to me.
*Squeeze*
And please thank Dragon and pass on a *Squeeze* from me along with wishes for her swift return to FB.
*ankle SQUEEZE*
*regular SQUEEZE*
Happy Birthday Moomin! All the best to you!
Happy birthday to you
Plenty squeezes for you
*birthday squeeze*
*birthday squeeze*
*birthday squeeze*
Thankyou!
A squeeze a decade! Excellent. Far better than the bumps!
Depends what kind of bumps.
I meant mumps, nothing can compare to your bumps
Happy Brthday!
Thankyou Avis
*inserts an “i” belatedly*
It’s the thought that counts Avis.
We like you, you don’t have to stand to attention round here.
Happy birthday, Moomin!
Thankyou Hammy!
You’re never going to get through all the blog comments at this rate!
Night night.
*extra squeeze*
I know, but you and they made me smile, so it’s well woth it dawdling here a while.
Sweet dreams pet.
*cuddly squeeze*
♪Happy birthday Moomin ♪
♪Happy birthday Moomin ♪
♪Happy birthday Mikey D… ♪
♪Happy birthday Moomin! ♪
*Squeeze!*
and a big hug, too.
(clicky)
What’s this toy actually supposed to be? The cat looks as though he’s got his paw stuck in a yoyo.
You have an avatar! Congrats!
and it’s not looking! quick!
Err… quick WHAT?
Dunno, was hoping you’d have some ideas.
Not really. But when I first saw the avatar I considered to ask sailingteddy if that’s the way he sees his teddy in general. That could have opened some doors for your comments…
You’re assuming this is the back of the teddy’s head. It could be a faceless teddy with BACKWARD EARS.
That’s how they look when they return from the pet sematary…
I wonder if sailingteddy is familiar with mr.cuddles?
Hmm… gratified by lengthy dialogue about my avatar. he’s called George and belongs to my wife.
She’s my wife now DAAAVE!
Don’t be offended! I like the avatar, especially because your generated avatar was reminding me of a swastika. In fact, one out of ten of the generated avatars look a bit like a swastika to me. May be my cultural background, though.
I think its a trap, check those S & M style collars in the background
I bet it makes annoying sounds when the cat hits it.
I think it dims the lights and starts playing Barry White
Because cats shit better when Barry White sings?
He can really hit that brown note.
I thought he attracts snakes…
and it drowns out the hissing
(linkback) Funny or Lame? Cat Toy Fail [VOTE] – http://www.pikk.com/66567
I want 7! How much is that American dollars?
About $1500 right now.
Or two houses.
Dunno how much that is in goats.
3.27 goats
how about a minced pony?
I’m beginnig to dislike ponies…
Or a flaming racoon?
I knew that raccoon was looking a bit too “boyband”
Oh…..shoot. umm, ill take 6 then
I always knew my cat would be the next musical superstar. Now if we could just solve that litter training problem…
the funny thing is there is actually something called cat crap. its a glasses cleaner
That shit is expensive
YaY type-Os!!! Better than Cherrios!!!
i dont get it…
You guys are all gay
Yep its true
Yay, not first!
kat shitt
i has it
LOL
“Cat ‘ sHit”
omg it cats’hit!!!!!! ohh wait its uhhh disgusting
One question: WHY oh WHY would you name it cat’s hit? What were you expecting – the name to catch on?!
where did you find that?!?!?!?
omg i just firgured this out
omg i just firgured this out
I’d buy it as a gag gift…Giving Cat’s Hit as a gift has to be at the top of the piles for those people you wouldn’t really give a rat’s ass for.
lol cats hit = cat shit hahahaha!
double fail – Cat Shit
other fail – Cats Hit