Get a sense of proportion and/or humor. It’s not as if the given name were in any way strange by itself. If you leave out the middle initial, nobody notices, and if somebody does, it’s still way cool.
I believe we have some sort of law against it in the Netherlands.
I know you can’t name your child after Jesus, Hitler, Satan, or any religous or politicly incorrect person. Same counts for giving your child a name that is accually an number, which would be quitte easy if you’d have a whole shitload of kids; Good Morning number Four, how are you today?
This a win, and later on in life he could always just go for Jed Knight in case if he ends up not being a geek. Double Win I fail to see how this is a fail…
I worked at a yearbook company, so I came across some great names. My favorites were Alkida and Rohan Warrior. I love goofy names. I’d kill my parents though.
*mechanical breathing*
That’s no way to talk to your *mechanical breathing* father, jam! I demand respect *mechanical breathing* you should be *mechanical breathing* ashamed of *mechanical breathing* yourself *mechanical hyperventilating*
*mechanical breathing in a paper bag*
He better be powerful! He’s gonna get his @$$ handed to him daily until College, and probably even then too. “A Boy Named Sue”, anyone? He’s going to end going on a school shooting spree before the 10th grade. Parenting FAIL.
Nope, this kid is gonna hate life (and his parents) when he turns 13 or so. But as for the movies, those are what I was referring to. The original 3 are great, but the new ones are not so much.
I agree, This is appalling FAIL. The kid’s stuck with it. If my folks were gonna give me a stupid joke name, at least the could have chosen James Bond.
Nooo, they couldn’t name him something that would ensure chick-magnetism…. like Michael, and get him a black pimped out Trans-Am (or the newer KITT Shelby Cobra). Plus he could easily slide into obscurity if need be. I don’t think anyone named “Jed” will be anything but picked on. Meanie parents! When I saw Jed (I kinda ignored the “I” and “Knight” part) I thought of Jed Clampett… lol. But i guess if he strikes oil, then I guess he would automatically be a super chick magnet lol!
It’s definitely a FAIL for the poor kid saddled with that name. Some parents are just insane. I love Star Wars as much as the next guy/girl, but still…..
So said the young anakin as well. And we all know how that did end. Fiery death by lava followed by life as a cyborg. Sad sad fates does the dark side bring.
I think it’s amazing how many people already said that this is a win (and I’m sure many more will). This poor little fella will have to live with this name – and therefore hearing the same jokes over and over again – for the rest of his life. I’m not sure if he will call that a win once he has reached puberty…
Well, that’s my problem. My brain keeps telling me that LMAO stands for “Lick My Ass ‘Ole”. Pronounced with a french accent. I said that in a thread the other day. Self-reference fail, I guess.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
FYI, there is a prosecutor in Lincoln Park Michigan who legally changed his name to Luke Skywalker. I had to go to court as a witness and he was there.
The judge asked if Luke was in today and he jumped up to the podium “I, Luke Skywalker, blah blah blah representing blah blah blah, Are you my father?” I think the last part was fabricated a bit… my bad
Fail? WTF fail? THAT is a fricken awesome name! What a cool little dude! His parents rock! Better than Apple, Zuma Nesta, or any of those celebutard kid names.
Actually, I’d like to argue this one on the basis of semantics. This is not a fail or a win, in fact, it’s an own. I thought a fail is because of a lack of skill or capability on your part. The kid doesn’t have that name because he chose it but has it because of a parent so the parent owned their kid because it is their lack of skill or capability that put the kid in that situation of fail. What do ya think? Do I have a good point?
Being that I’m not specifically infatuated with Star Wars I look at the definition and still come to the conclusion that this poor kid got owned by his parent/parents. Like the earlier comment from sofaking said: “His parents just doomed their own lineage garaunteeing their son never gets laid.”.
I agree with that though I don’t agree that it’s a fail… total ownage on the parents behalf.
Fail? Are you kidding? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that much win in a name before in my life with the possible exception of Staff Sargent Max Fightmaster!
Yeah, it could be considered an epic win. However, would YOU seriously want to have this name? Imagine trying to apply for a job at a law firm or some other respectable place. Imagine all the jeering and jokes.
My friends named their kid Darth Vader. no kidding. The second he turned 18 he changed his name to John William, and changed his last name back to what his parents names were. Their last name is now yah you guessed it – they legally changed their last name to Skywalker (it was Smith). Some people just need more of a hobby based in reality…
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! i get it!!! i’m sooooooo slow. OMG that is worrying because i’ve been watching starwars since i was born hehe. i’m soooooo stupid.
Surely this is win? Jocks and C*cks are too dumb to get it, and clever people will love it. Surely the boy will want to associate with clever people? Being dumb is fail.
That’s not a fail, that’s an amazing name for a kid. Although I admit I would laugh if someone came up to me in this serious business suit and say, “Hello, ma’am. My name is Jed I. Knight.” Screw laughing, I’d completely burst into hysterics.
This is a win for Jed I’s parents. They heard that if you humiliate a child from birth, by the time they’re in Middle and High School the bullies won’t have any ammo. Thumbs up! im201
It can only be attributable to human error.
Though it does remind me of my friend, I Robot.
I Claudius.
That is, most definitely, a WIN. WIN WIN WIN.
The Norse is strong with that one.
And the pun is mightier than the sword…or is the meatier? I always get those confused.
complete and epic win °_°
I Lucas classical fib.
yup, a total win!
The penis mightier, you know.
Jed, i am your father!
The Penis Mightier!
I agree completely. WIN!
This is child abuse. Heavy FAIL.
Agreed. People should have to apply for permits when naming children.
Fail! NO Government involvement.
Get a sense of proportion and/or humor. It’s not as if the given name were in any way strange by itself. If you leave out the middle initial, nobody notices, and if somebody does, it’s still way cool.
I believe we have some sort of law against it in the Netherlands.
I know you can’t name your child after Jesus, Hitler, Satan, or any religous or politicly incorrect person. Same counts for giving your child a name that is accually an number, which would be quitte easy if you’d have a whole shitload of kids; Good Morning number Four, how are you today?
I think some russian wanted to name his kid something like rvft345…
not in a free society
I’d take it one step further: People should have to apply for permits to BREED.
ah, but star wars came out after the kid was named! i met a marylin
manson once, but she was born before the killing spree.
Naturally…since Marilyn Manson hasn’t gone on a killing spree.
unless you believe the stories of how he kills puppies live…geez…
In Germany people actually have to prove that the name of their child exits in literature somewhere, they just don’t allow people to make stuff up.
there’s star wars literature
You guys are fascists…
How is it child abuse when everyone would like to be named a KNIGHT JEDI?
So sorry.
How? o.O
Exactly?
He does have Yoda’s eyes.
Medication side effect, negligible.
WIN!! The only fail is those who try.
Those who do, do not fail.
… olé …
? ??? ? ? ? ?
There is no try!
This is without a doubt a win!
Amen! This is a win of epic proportions!
Win
LOL Win
I concur. WIN.
Who wrote fail? it’s a WIN WIN WIN WIN
this is the biggest win EVER. HOW IS IT A FAIL???!?
it is most deffinately a win. a WIN all the way.
Yes, that is a huge WIN!!!!
That is only the most awesome name, ever.
In whole its alright, but have you ever met anything other douche’s named Jed.
Jed Clampitt,the rich dude from The Beverly Hillbillies
I concur – this one has “WIN” printed all over it. Sadly, our friend Dom K suffered a “Spelling Fail” and mislabeled it “Fail”.
I concur. It’s only a fail if it’s accidental and I’m 100% sure this is deliberate.
WINNN!!
It is definitely a WIN.
That’d be awesome to have a name like that.
I agree 100%. This is absolutely a baby name WIN!!!
Win.
definately a WIN!
Greatest. Name. Ever.
yes a definite win
Most definitely a win.
Agreed.
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes.. thats great.. Jed I Knight… I’ve got a new for my son one day.. =)
epic WIN
yes! win win win.
I agreetmwwmgkbh. That is a WIN.
i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a thought it should of been a win
Hell. Yes.
Storm E
Wall I (robot salmon)
Chris P. Bacon
I, I, I, I — I am the Frito Bandito.
I, I, I, I, – I shot the Sheriff.
♪ But I did not cut the arms off the deputy with a light saber ♪
♪ dum dum dummm dum de dum, dum de dum ♪
But I did 2 R2.
D2
Only a win until you’re about 12 y.o. Imagine trying to pick up chicks with a name like that.
U2
Epic Win!!!
What are you talking about?!?! What chick wouldn’t want a Jed I Knight?
Apparently… you’re too busy trying to pick up chicks you have no idea that they vary in opinion.
Nerds are sexy!
*dance solo*
I, I, I, I, I, I like you very much. . .
That does not compute.
Canta y no llores
seroll on y atnac
Sea rolls on why attack?
You attack because the sea won’t stop rolling on.
Una flecha en el aire,
Cielito lindo, lanzó (de espaldas) Stupido.
aye, aye, ayeaye!
Me alegro.
*glowing red electronic eye palm*
i.i.i.e., ^^ “aye” palm
This a complete WIN!! If my last name was Knight, I’d totally name my kid that!
Without your space helmet, Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
tu estas un sebaco seco.
Ben Dover
You fail. You must have not seen Star Wars.
I. M. Spartacus.
This reminds me of a woman I knew, named Ima, who married Mr. Pig.
My dad had a cousin named Royal Pugh …
There actually was a lady who was named by her parents Ima Hogg
http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/HH/fho16.html
But it’s better than Proffessor Anil Dikshit
http://www.cese.iitb.ac.in/people/facinfo.php?id=dikshit
or Mustapha Kunt…
http://www.ntk.net/2000/02/25/moscow.gif
My sister’s name is Anita Mann. True Story.
Or Dawn Keydhick
or Dawn Keydhick.
ANIL DIKSHIT!!!!!
Parental fail.
Or Adlof Hitler…
I. M. Legend.
THIS guy’s name is a legend. (Clicky)
Not iClaudius?
Not RiDi?
I Pod.
i pood
http://www.basegear.com/sea-to-summit-ipood-trowel.html
I object.
OBJECTION! This evidence proves the witness’s statement is clearly faulty your honor!
Or my cousin Spartacus I M
I Claudius?
my great uncle wrote the bbc screenplay for that
=D
I know someone called Ian Robot.
True story.
that seems more like a win
this is not a fail…
you should realize the book may have printed the name with the last name first,,, which is actually common..
This a win, and later on in life he could always just go for Jed Knight in case if he ends up not being a geek. Double Win I fail to see how this is a fail…
It’s a trap!
allahu Akbar!
I worked at a yearbook company, so I came across some great names. My favorites were Alkida and Rohan Warrior. I love goofy names. I’d kill my parents though.
“And erect a monument …
… Unto the Death of ‘I’”
_
~Pears Before Swine
This sort of thing has cropped up before, and has always been due to human error.
WIN. . .not fail.
Baby Name WIN
I SAY WIN!
not so! one of my teachers was so obssessed with space he actually named his son Luke Sky Walker
Poor mountaineer, barely kept his star warz family fed.
But then one day he was shooting at some womp rats.
And up came a’bubblin’ midichlorians.
Luke?
Arthur, are you his father?
Are you his father?
JINX Jam
I’m jinxed enough.
*mechanical breathing*
I’m your father jam. And yours too, WIK.
*mechanical breathing*
no…no…NOOOOO!
*Gives WIK a hand*
Can you give me a tenner? It’s not like you don’t owe me it you cheap sod!
And don’t give us that “Hey, I fell into a volcano!” excuse!
*mechanical breathing*
Even a tenner won’t let you escape your destiny, jam.
*mechanical breathing*
Your powers are weak old man!
*mechanical breathing*
That’s no way to talk to your *mechanical breathing* father, jam! I demand respect *mechanical breathing* you should be *mechanical breathing* ashamed of *mechanical breathing* yourself *mechanical hyperventilating*
*mechanical breathing in a paper bag*
You’re not my father!
If you were, you’d shrug and say “shut yer gob you sappy southerner” and then you’d hyperventilate.
Kin folk said jam move away from there
I followed kin folk’s advice and now I’m a southerner.
*Darth Eld passing out*
That’s only a paper bag of evil, Darth.
No, that is a WIN
No, no it isn’t.
Yes, it is.
*Yells “Oh no it isn’t”*
This is the pantomime right?
BZZZZZZZT!
I’m sorry, the pantomime you’ve reached is not in service at this time…
Are you saying I can’t dial in now?
I might as well have that drink then.
*pours*
Did someone order a drink?
*busts out the tequila and Rum*
(Happy Friday)
*sips*
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Oh yes it is!
Yes it is!!!!
YES, IT IS!!!!
No it isn’t!
I agree. I won’t say with whom because I don’t know what you’re talking about.
“Clueless!” Now in theaters! And look for “I’m Clueless 2 – Pun Intended!”
yes it is
Look, this isn’t an argument!
Of EPIC proportions.
Yes, a total win… Why would anyone think this is a fail? There should be a winblog.org for things like this!
His cousin is Hans O. Low.
And it’s Mookie for the win! HAHAHA!
It’s not wise to upset a Mookiee.
Time to wax…
Wax on, or wax off?
Eloquent, I think.
Poetic.
Star Wars geekic.
And that surprises you?
anakrovuk’t/er, not
But sir, no one worries about upsetting a Troll!
I suggest a new strategy: Let the Mookie win.
A distant cousin of Won Hong Lo, I believe.
*makes obligatory Long Duk Dong reference*
*looks in other direction and whistles a nondescript tune*
Alright, so your tune is nondescript. Quit rubbing it in already!
*coughs*
Alright just once more and I think your physical will be complete.
Umm… why did you ask me to take out my pants then?
Where did he ask you to take them?
(Grrr, I fail.)
.
To dinner. Candles, wine, the whole program. It was expensive!
*sadface*
My prostate is fine, in fact perfect. Please, please god, don’t check it.
Isn’t “nondescript” a description?
*GONG*
Making long dong references now? If only little Jed knew….
hehe mookie you just turn the “m” around and then we have a wookie xD
And his mom’s name was Ann A. Kinn.
Human error? No way. Star Wars fans are a different breed. That’s as intentional as it is unfortunate.
Yeah, you’re probably right
Inferior breed.
Superior creed.
Powerful, he will be.
He better be powerful! He’s gonna get his @$$ handed to him daily until College, and probably even then too. “A Boy Named Sue”, anyone? He’s going to end going on a school shooting spree before the 10th grade. Parenting FAIL.
Fuc* off. Star Wars FTW!
SW WTF, indeed
How is that a fail? Another WIN!
It’s a failure to recognize the fact that the star-wars movies suck ass.
Go to hell, Czernobog.
It’s spring, Czernobog. See you next winter.
Give him a break, the newer ones DO suck.
Not the originals though.
So, if this child was born any time before May 19, 1999, this is a win.
Any time thereafter, it is a fail.
Nope, this kid is gonna hate life (and his parents) when he turns 13 or so. But as for the movies, those are what I was referring to. The original 3 are great, but the new ones are not so much.
I agree, This is appalling FAIL. The kid’s stuck with it. If my folks were gonna give me a stupid joke name, at least the could have chosen James Bond.
Hey! I know a guy named James Bond.
Including Mark HAM-il’s acting?
I definately agree, the newer movies suck.
Only to those with no taste or imagination.
Go read Pravda, thou ingrate, and trouble us no more!
i find your lack of respect… disturbing
Beat up you will be, young Jed I.
I am experiencing the fullest possible LOLz, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
The force is stong in this one.
rrrrrrrrr!
Thats more win then fail tho >_>
Fail? Sounds more like a win to me.
Tell that to the kid when he grows up.
*mastrubate…
*mastrubate…
*mastrubate…
*mastrubate…
*mastrubate…
I came.
Arleady?
yep.
Perhaps a spelling primer to view whilst you partake would be appropriate.
I hate when a guy props a book on my forehead.
“Don’t stop, I’m only on Chapter Two!!”
Goddammit, you smudged my nail polish!
Is that War and Peace? I think you’re in for a long haul.
*moves book back two inches*
Better view this way anyway
Nobody’s cutting off the troll’s balls ._.
No, lets not prolong it; the sooner he comes the sooner he goes.
A splendid point.
Cleanup in Isle 3! Q-Tip should do it!
Comment WIN from jam!
You’re supposed to keep it going until the 1:00 fail.
Kids these days.
I saw.
Total win.
Win!
I’m glad someone finally said that.
combarcrea
comjoscrea
What?
I believe that for that young Padawan that is a win
Wong, Pat A is a few pages later.
As is Walker, Sky
Texas Ranger, Luke?
Don’t spread that around or you’ll make everyone crackers.
And by FAIL, you mean EPIC WIN. Right?
What’s with the photo and the number? Is this the yearbook for a toddler prison or something?
Perhaps a mail order catalog?
They got dump babies in there WIK?
Even with scratch-and-sniff, it’s hard to sell clone mail order.
Which is precisely why they doubled the 30-day return policy to 60 days.
QA Fail – both of mine leaked.
Did you try a potato?
Those little imitators will make eau de toilette in no time.
mit Kölnisch Wasser … “aus dem her etwas als etwas verständlich wird”
Äääh – wie bitte?
avec les petites imitateurs d’Être et Temps à Cologne.
Avec ces petits imitateurs d’Être et Temps à Cologne, … und diesen kleinen Nachahmeren von Sein und Zeit in Köln.
(oops, post 300 posts refresh fail doppelposten)
The number is for placing your order easier.
Yes, I’m like 0960 and 0650 please.
I’m like HAL over 9000.
It’s a Classified document. It has Agent names from 21 Plump Street.
It’s his intergalactic mugshot.
Pure awesomeness.
In a fruit basket.
with midichlorians.
Nooo, they couldn’t name him something that would ensure chick-magnetism…. like Michael, and get him a black pimped out Trans-Am (or the newer KITT Shelby Cobra). Plus he could easily slide into obscurity if need be. I don’t think anyone named “Jed” will be anything but picked on. Meanie parents! When I saw Jed (I kinda ignored the “I” and “Knight” part) I thought of Jed Clampett… lol. But i guess if he strikes oil, then I guess he would automatically be a super chick magnet lol!
*raises right eyebrow*
*raises both eyebrows*
*raises left eyebrow and right side of upper lip*
*twitches ear*
*watches the Cadbury’s advert reenacted*
Oh God, that’s the creepiest ad I’ve ever seen. It’s more disturbing than Pickle Surprise!
Not familiar with it. Is that kind of like a surprise Dirty Sanchez?
*wiggles ears*
*flares nostrils*
*wiggles nose*
*pats head; rubs tummy*
*curls/twists tongue*
*winks @ DrB*
Ruffles fur
*wiggles right ear, then left, then sticks out tongue*
I’ll give a potato to anybody who gets that reference.
*shakes tail feathers*
*has sensory overload, faints*
OMG
I
CAN’T
STOP!!!!!!
I hesitate to ask what, exactly, it is that you can’t stop.
*chases tail*
Truism.
Indeed.
*blinks*
OoooooooooooOOOHHHHH Twist it! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby!
*shakes, rattles and rolls*
He’ll turn 13, eschew Star Wars, and call himself Spock just to tick off his parents. Then again, Jed I is easier to spell than Jedidiah.
quit stuttering..
One day I was shooting for some food,
and then I lived long and prospered.
I think that was >eschew!< a sneeze.
There are ways to avoid that.
*inserts potato into thread*
*runs away before the vicar shows up*
Mom + Dad – 1
Kid – 0
Yoda’s gonna feel this one…
This post is a FAIL. That name is a WIN. Edit plx.
Is that your hair or a cheap replica of Darth Vader’s helmet?
Play nice Arthur. Some people haven’t the means to buy such toys and have to improvise.
I’m so sorry.
*hands KvK light saber*
DO NOT pick your nose with it!
Comment win, Arthur. Hair fail for sure.
no it’s photoshopped
lol, tell that to Arthur!
arthur!! photoshop!
hey arthur,
photoshop
*sticks fingers into ears*
*babbles to himself*
Lol its more of a win
Most certainly WIN
shouldn’t it be a win? haha.
What does the I stand for?
The I is most likely the entire middle name. At least its better than Dart H. Vader!
Sorry, fail blog. THAT IS A WIN!!!! WIN!!
It’s definitely a FAIL for the poor kid saddled with that name. Some parents are just insane. I love Star Wars as much as the next guy/girl, but still…..
Definitely with you on this one binda. This is dreadful fail. Poor kid.
This is not the fail you are looking for. Move along.
The Claw is our master. It decides who will go and who will stay.
You’re right, this is a WIN.
I love that scene.
Many laughes in me this created.
Yes, young one. Be cautious though, lest the laughter tempt the dark side in you.
Never fall to the dark side, I will. Yes, hmmm.
So said the young anakin as well. And we all know how that did end. Fiery death by lava followed by life as a cyborg. Sad sad fates does the dark side bring.
Why not?
Do you mean never fail to the dark side?
Depends which side you’re on.
Which side you are on depends on the fail you plan to act.
But they have cookies!
This is a Win, not a FAIL!!!
I would defenitly call that a WIN.
I’m affraid I’ll be Hand Solo this weekend.
Nice self burn there. You could always try a Jedi mind trick on a stripper….
I tried that once. She told me to leave or she’d call security!
Pffft, So you couldn’t handle a couple of storm troopers? You can kill like 30 of them with one laser blast….geez.
I try to keep a low profile. So, I waited til she got off work.
…and then?!?! Don’t keep a dude in suspense man!
“This is the **** you’ve been looking for.”
Nose?
You nose what I meant.
The mistake was in your dicktion
I’ll try to concock something better next time.
Quote by Sebastian Bach – “Those Brits can sing the U.S. PENAL Code and still make it freakin’ rule!”
He should have offered her a cocktail.
Michael Jackson might be looking for your nose!
Aww… Granny will give you one. He’s already given Pat the finger.
Pat the finger sounds like a crime movie character.
You only get 10 chances with Pat. He’s a cut above the rest.
I think it’s amazing how many people already said that this is a win (and I’m sure many more will). This poor little fella will have to live with this name – and therefore hearing the same jokes over and over again – for the rest of his life. I’m not sure if he will call that a win once he has reached puberty…
Hey – who stole our Arthur?!? GIVE HIM BACK!! IMPOSTER!!!
It was a short seriousness attack, don’t worry, it’s over now.
Don’t scare us like that again.
WHEW!!
I feel bad for the kid. Middle school might just kill him.
Nah he’ll be fine! I don’t know very many middle schoolers that would mess with a guy weilding a light saber.
I agree, poor lilttle Jedi.
I just spent an entire 10 seconds trying to figure out your name.
Then I said it aloud and LMAO.
I hope you’re not a work
aTAH!
Luckily, not yet.
You did WHAT after saying it out aloud?
Use your imagination.
Well, that’s my problem. My brain keeps telling me that LMAO stands for “Lick My Ass ‘Ole”. Pronounced with a french accent. I said that in a thread the other day. Self-reference fail, I guess.
I got it Arthur. I may be pretty vacant but I have a good memory.
What was I saying?
Still trying (in vain) to celebrate March 14, eh?
Speaking of that, what’s your address again?
You can e-mail your johnson to noiwontsuckit@gmail.com.
XD Your penal spam box must be PRETTY full.
Be sure to take “War and Peace” with you.
And a helmet.
I have a friend who legaly changed his name from Pete to Notpete.
I wonder why he didn’t choose “Repete”?
Why so serious?
The coolest kid
Definitely a win!
Sadly, I know someone that named his child Luke Sky. His last name is Walker.
That’s a WIN too!!!
If the kid don’t like it he can just not use his middle name like most people don’t. How many people’s middle names do you know?
That’s not a fail at all… that’s a WIN baby!
Absoltely a WIN!
Surely their dog named Chewbacca. :roto2:
Absoltely?
For shol
Apparently, their dog also christened Chebacca.
“Cheebacca cheebacca – no Coke, Pepsi!”
That’s a cocktail made with Absolut and Stoli.
Wow, how do you know so much? I thought it was the Turkish equivalent to Verizon.
LOOK EVERYONE, IT’S…..
KNIGHT RIDER!!! *plays knight rider theme while lambourgini drives in*
Lambourgini?
I’m guessing it’s car-shaped pasta of some sort.
Sounds delicious!
I lol’d
I’m affraid [sic] my mind is going.
After eating Lambourgini? Then I won’t have them!
The trick is to get them fresh. You just can’t trust day-old Lambourgini.
Dude, that’s a WIN!
Could be worse, your last name could be “Hut” or “Hutt” and you could be named Jabba T…
Or Pizza.
HAHAHAHA!! I’m a MOG!!
That’s funny, she doesn’t look Drewish.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
tl;dbj
Didn’t blow job?
Right. It’s important to be consistent with B2th.
Indeed.
Denied!
I’m my own best friend!
Grandpa?!?
Don’t be so shallow!
I had a classmate named Adam Bomb. And when I was in elementary, there was a native American kid called Lester Respects-Nothing.
I wonder what it’s like for Adam in the airport.
Strangely, it’s the “Lester” part that troubles me more.
First name, Mol.
uhhh I mean MOE!! Typo!! The L is right beside the E…..
They even gave him a force rating beside his name.
HAHA! so true. 960 different wins on this one.
WIN!
WIN!!!!
Have I missunderstood the joke or is the fail in his name “KNIGHT”?
Whats wrong with that, my name is knight, but i arabic.
Please tell me you’re kidding.
No, I’M kidding!
Syeal means “kidding”, but in arabic.
Hi, I’m Avis! Nice to meet you kidding!
ooh, ooh can I be frank?
Sure, why not?
The full name is funny. Jed I Knight. Have you ever seen Star Wars?
Maybe the kid should migrate to the middle east.
No, you have to read the name backwards, “THGINK” get it?
But I thought there is no T?
It was a 2
That’s going to exremes don’t ya think?
If you read the whole name this is clearly a check for .002 cents… Anyways this picture is fake, you can tell by the shadows.
Oh. I read it as KaNiget.
The force is strong with this one
Nope. Sorry. The NORSE is strong with this one.
Note the blond hair.
Definitely win.
epic.
I say WIN to this.
I say Katie to you.
How is this a fail again? I definitely classify this as a WIN.
Agreed! *applause*
Are you kidding me? That is a massive WIN.
WIN…
FYI, there is a prosecutor in Lincoln Park Michigan who legally changed his name to Luke Skywalker. I had to go to court as a witness and he was there.
The judge asked if Luke was in today and he jumped up to the podium “I, Luke Skywalker, blah blah blah representing blah blah blah, Are you my father?” I think the last part was fabricated a bit… my bad
Should have named him Michael.
fail, wtf! NO way, that’s an EPIC WIN!!!!
His parents just doomed their own lineage garaunteeing their son never gets laid. This is as fail as you could get.
Dunno. His existence would seems to suggest that geeks breed
Um, I would totally sleep with a dude with that name.
Parenting Win!
I agree!!!
I agree 100%
EPIC win.
Crystal Shanda Leer
Chanda Leer was the daughter of the creator of the Leer jet.
Good morning, Dr. Chanda. This is HAL. I’m ready for my first lesson.
Christopher Walken
how is that a fail? in every sense of the word; WIN
WIN. I want that name.
It’s better than blarg, that’s for sure.
Thats no fail…thats an epic win
The Force win?
So his birthday is May the Fourth (be with you)?
…hilarious -_-…
This is most definitely a win
this is most definitely a NAME WIN!
all his friends will be jealous!
But no girl will go out with him.
a jedi shall know no anger. nor hatred. nor LOVE.
it’s a WIN though.
Except for his twin sister.
Lei A. Knight
thats just plain awesome.
epic win!
This picture should be itself put on Failblog for failure to identify a fail. Obvious win.
I can’t seem to post as of late. Q.Q
(Happy Friday!)
Of course it works now.
quod erat demonstrandum
Oh yeah? Well, so is your mom!
This is definitely an Epic Win
baby name WIN WIN WIN!
i knew a david starwarz, but he was a ginger..
Surely that’s a WIN!!
There was an autistic guy in Ohio, recently, that killed his mother. His name – “Sky Walker”. :headbang:
Actually it’s a win. A very nerdy win. Damn I envy that kid :/
A kid named Jedi Knight sounds like win to me.
Certainly miscategorized. He even looks like a precious, young Luke Skywalker!
Etu Brute?
I’d call this a win.
This is the biggest WIN I’ve ever seen!
What is this doing on Failblog?
We need a Winblog!
S. M. D.
FAIL?!
THAT IS AN EPIC WIN.
I CALL A RE-VOTE.
i would definitely consider this a WIN!
I feel like this is a win, not a fail.
He even looks like Mark Hamel. Same haircut.
WIN
TOTAL WIN!!!!!!
i think the fail is that this pic was ever marked as a fail.
WIN. AWESOME. Just think how much worse it could be:
Dirk or Dark
Michael
Rider
Black or Blue
Gotham
Knighty
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
That is not a fail, that’s a win!
You kidding me, this is a name WIN
BOOSH!
Win.
I think “I” is just his middle initial. It’s not as if his parents are going to walk around calling him Jedi Knight. XD
I actually laughed out loud
So where’s the fail? All I see is win.
Fail? WTF fail? THAT is a fricken awesome name! What a cool little dude! His parents rock! Better than Apple, Zuma Nesta, or any of those celebutard kid names.
The Fail is strong with this one.
At least it’s better than being named ESPN…
Total name win
WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!! Epic win!
now that’s a win!!
Haha. So a win.
More like name WIN!
win
that is WIN
I. M. Sparticus
…Or epic win?
Win, not fail.
FAIL OVERTURNED
*waves hand*You will turn this picture into a win.
“Hi, my name is Jed. Jed I. Knight. Cuz I is one.”
no, the name is win
Win
this is definitely a name win
I vote WIN!
Not fail. EPIC WIN!
Kid’s going to get beaten up every day of his school life
this is such a win…
I think that’s more of a win than a fail.
That looks like a win to me.
Still better than “Adolf Hitler”
I’m pretty sure that’s fake, but if it wasn’t, it’s not a fail at all, it’s a MAJOR WIN for sure!!!
Wtf are you talking about. EPIC WIN
fail?
its a WIN for sure!
haha
Baby Name WIN!!!
More like naming WIN.
That is definitely NOT a fail. Complete WIN!!!
This is most definitely a WIN! WTF were you guys thinking??
the force is strong with this one
I’d have gone with Michael..
This is a baby name WIN
this is totally a win…
No doubt on what religion he going to be when he’s older
yes! definitely a WIN!!
WIN BY A MILE!
Win!
wow, i suppsoe the fact that the kid looks like luke is just a coincidence too
There have been a lot of wins incorrectly identified as fails lately, WE NEED MORE WIN! It’s already on the decline: http://www.google.com/trends?q=Win,+fail
how can you say this is fail? ITS SO EPIC WIN!
i love his parents.
HOLY CRAP FRICKEN AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s his middle name? IG-88?
Raise your hand if you think his old man named him.
If this isnt a WIN, i dont know what is
a win if i ever saw one!
WIN
I don’t care what anyone says that is a Win.
This is not a fail. This is an EPIC WIN!
When he’s a little older, we’ll have to fix him up with Piper Palin!
Fail?!?!?! THAT’S A WIN!
At least he looks like luke
There are worse names/nicknames. He’ll go through elementary or highschool as Jedi. He may not love the Jed, but Knight is a pretty cool name.
Adorable kid.
“Just call me Knight”…wouldn’t that be awesome?
Overall Win..particularly if he plays it right.
at least HIS parents didn’t name him Adolph Hitler…
That’s a WIN
‘Tis not a fail.
‘Tis a WIN!!!!
WIN!!!
Wtf..
cute
HUGE WIN.
I hope they did that on purpose.
“yeah, my dad’s a hardcore starwars fan.”
geeks.
That is so not a fail. That is an EPIC WIN.
win. this is a win. compared to a “john”…this is a win.
dude, wtF? that is the most epic win in the history of Win.
definetely a WWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
Actually, I’d like to argue this one on the basis of semantics. This is not a fail or a win, in fact, it’s an own. I thought a fail is because of a lack of skill or capability on your part. The kid doesn’t have that name because he chose it but has it because of a parent so the parent owned their kid because it is their lack of skill or capability that put the kid in that situation of fail. What do ya think? Do I have a good point?
I’m thinking that’s a win *loves a guy with a light saber*
Being that I’m not specifically infatuated with Star Wars I look at the definition and still come to the conclusion that this poor kid got owned by his parent/parents. Like the earlier comment from sofaking said: “His parents just doomed their own lineage garaunteeing their son never gets laid.”.
I agree with that though I don’t agree that it’s a fail… total ownage on the parents behalf.
Total win!
Is it just me or does he have Luke Skywalker’s hairstyle already?
How is this a fail?
That is an epic win!
this is cute! haha
WIN.
they misspelled WIN, and it ended up reading Fail, but that’s okay, they obviously don’t know squat about the force.
EPIC WIN!
Sweetest name ever! But is it real??
He even looks like Luke Skywalker.
May the fail be with you.
This is WIN!
How can this be a fail?!? This is a WIN WIN WIN!! : D
lmao not fail WIN!!!
this is not a fail this is a win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i see this as a win if anything. who hasnt wanted to be a jedi at least once in there life?
Fail, it is not.
This is very much a win my young Padawan…
what?! epic win.
I’d like that name
This would actually be a win in my book. That kids name alone makes him epic
THIS IS A WIN!
Fail? Are you kidding? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that much win in a name before in my life with the possible exception of Staff Sargent Max Fightmaster!
Name win!
This is epic win, not fail
That’s a name win. he’ll get laid, just the mothership hasn’t landed yet.
Um, this is a fail for whoever captioned it.
Because that is, clearly, an EPIC PARENTING WIN.
WINWINWINWINWIN.
Obviously.
that is definitely a WIN
shouldn’t this be a win?
I would call this a win, not a fail.
lol wtf i would love to have that name
I feel sorry for that kid…
oh. this is most definitely a win.
How is that a Fail? THAT’S A WIN!
For those that say he will never get laid, there will be some nerdy chick that says “I have my own Jedi Knight to bone every night.”
this is a total win
WIN! WIN! WIN!
Win
WIN, My dads initials are I R Little
This is complete and total epicphail. This is a totally new class of epicphail.. This is epicepicepicepicEPICphail!
Name for the Win
if i had a daughter she would marry this guy
and have lil yoda’s running all ova
NAME IS A WIN
How could the parents not see that coming?
As far as I’m concerned, this is an EPIC win!
Personally, I think this is a win!
How is this a FAIL? Seems more like a WIN to me.
ahaha nice
definitely a WIN
um…fail? This should be a hands down WIN
Dude! That’s not a fail at all. That’s a win!
I really think that is a win on the parents part. They f&%$ing named their kid Jedi Knight. How isn’t that a win.
Ah! such a WIN!! im naming my kid that
That’s rather a win.
I bet it’s intentional.
Something sort of similar; my Dad knew someone in high school whose last name was Knight.
Guess what his parents named him?
Stormy.
Im pretty sure having your name be Jed I. Knight is a win of epic proportions.
This pic smells of PURE WIN!
Yeah, it could be considered an epic win. However, would YOU seriously want to have this name? Imagine trying to apply for a job at a law firm or some other respectable place. Imagine all the jeering and jokes.
thats so a WIN
Actually, this is pretty WIN.
My friends named their kid Darth Vader. no kidding. The second he turned 18 he changed his name to John William, and changed his last name back to what his parents names were. Their last name is now yah you guessed it – they legally changed their last name to Skywalker (it was Smith). Some people just need more of a hobby based in reality…
What the hell man?? That’s a win if I ever saw one!
Or is it WIN?
i don’t get it…….
thats a win wtf
knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
More Like Epic Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry, but I have to argue that this is a win.
jedi knights r friken awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
i <3 jedi nights AKA
ITS A WIN!!!!!!!!
Jedi Knight
EPIC WIN
FAILBLOG FAIL.
this is epic win
I do think you mean WIN
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! i get it!!! i’m sooooooo slow. OMG that is worrying because i’ve been watching starwars since i was born hehe. i’m soooooo stupid.
LOL major WIN!!!!
Fail? No…this is the most epic WIN ever!
This is not a fail. It is an epic WIN!!!
EPIC FRACKIN WIN WIN WIN.
Surely this is win? Jocks and C*cks are too dumb to get it, and clever people will love it. Surely the boy will want to associate with clever people? Being dumb is fail.
this kid is really going to War.
WIN!!!!!!!!!
That is a win! I don’t care who you are, that was a 100% WIN!!!
NO WAY! this is a Win
Fail label fail!
That’s not a fail, that’s an amazing name for a kid. Although I admit I would laugh if someone came up to me in this serious business suit and say, “Hello, ma’am. My name is Jed I. Knight.” Screw laughing, I’d completely burst into hysterics.
May the force be with you, young Jed I
Use the force luke!
Well it’s a really, really lame name. it is better then the poor Adolf Hitler kid.
Thats a win.
*smacks the parents in the nose with a rolled up newspaper* NO! Stupid names are for famous people ONLY! NO! Bad parents!
This is a WIN!! I wish that was my name
That’s a baby name win…
That is a WIN.
Not a fail.
LOL
Win All the way
Definite Win!
That’s no fail. That is a win.
This is a win for Jed I’s parents. They heard that if you humiliate a child from birth, by the time they’re in Middle and High School the bullies won’t have any ammo. Thumbs up! im201
That is the furthest thing from fail I have ever seen.
ULTIMATE WINS!!!
This is a win
WIN
So much win.
lucky my name sucks
WIN.
this isnt a fail! its the sickest name! WIN
Hell No! This is for the WIN!!!
Hey my youngest boy is named Kiernan Jedi Knight. This is a WIN!
This is in no way a FAIL, this is by all means a full and EPIC WIN!
I just feel sorry for that poor kid. What the hell where his parents thinking or for that mater smoking?
this is a win
hands down
Win!!!!
Hey I know him! I was in the same grade as his sister in elementary school.
What are you bastards smoking?
That is like the ultimate WIN!!!
Unless he likes Star Trek…
Then its just a waste of a perfectly good name…
This is a total win
srsly lol this is mega win. Can i has force pls?
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how is this possibly a fail??!
this is a win.
hell taht deserves a win
This is most definitely a WIN!
more like a win!
Name Win
NERD FAIL!!!!
I TOTALLY wish i was Jed I Knight!!!!!